{Jleepy Eye enoe lo! these agessat in the parlor soon came to my office and said: WIT AHD HUMPH, The Great (Misers. by the open window in that dreamy, "Mr. Barnum, those golden pigeons listless state that precurses something "Railroads are the great public highways are superb, but they cannot be from Wtt. Orebser, With some men the penny's mightier important "Jane," said he, dropping of the world, along which the gigantic California. Audubon mentioned no suoh than the sword, sure enough. the diminutive "Jennie" in order to be currents of trade and travel continuously bird in his work upon American Ornithology." One has to drive a pen, bat a pencil more impressive, "Jane, it is about time pour highways compared is lead. Manufacturer of and Dealer in that a youngman like imself was thinking with whioh the most magnificent highways told him he had better take Audubon The Khedive does not look upon the aboutaboutsettlingdown for of antiquity dwindle into insignificance. home with him. that night and Choice Brands of Cigars, mutinous Pasha as Arabi the Blest life." "Yes, George, yes," and she They are the most marvelous perhaps by studying him attentively he Tobaccoes, Pijtes, Cigar' leaned a little toward his shoulder. inventions of modern times. They have "What makes it socold?" said Brown would see occasion to change his mind. Haiders, etc, etc, etc, etc "Could I depend on ou? That is, will done more to develop the wealth and "I canH see." "Icy," replied Fogg. The next day the old naturalist called you be mine?" "Ican'ttell you 'to- resources, to stimulate the industry, re- atrayoffice and remarked: An Illinois farmer who plowed up a LAKE inVBX BiiVRPY JffJf. JWN FOE HAH A1TO BEAST. night, George. Some time in the future waM the labor and promote tho general JULIUS D. mn, "Mr. Barnuin, those pigeons area two-gallon jug, abused his oxen because "But I'm not speculating in prosperity ot the country than any more rare bird than you imagine. They there was no whisky in it For more than u. th rd of a contnry the other, and, perhaps, than all other mere futures now, Jane." This little modernism are not mentioned by Linnaeus, Cuvier, Mexican Mitstm ig l.tttHaeHt hast been A young married man whose house physical causes combined. There is thrown in carelessly, as it were, known to million* till o\ 1 the world s Goldsmith or any otherwriter on natural rent is paid by his mother-in-law alludes probably not a man, woman or child the only bale leliuncc for the relief ot had the desired effect, mid thoj ill go history, so far as I have been able to accidents uud pain. I is a medicine to her RS his darling pay-rent whose interest or comfort has not been to S'lratojra about the last of the season. discover. I expect they must have above pi ice and pi iiLsetlie beat of It a in some degree subserved by them. A wag suggested that a suitable opening Suocessor to John C. Zieske, kind. Foi cver foim of external pain come from some unexplored portion of MEXICAN They bring to our doors the productions for many choirs would be, "Lord Australia." About Oats. of the earth. They enable us to have mercy on us miserable singers." Maiuif.ictuicrof and DealM in "Never mind," I replied "we may Cats are commonly supposed to be anticipate and protract the seasons. Has it ever occurred to base-ball men get more light on the subject, perhaps, an invention of Cat-o. who, to spite a They enable the inhabitants of each HARNESSES ITTEBS that a milk pitcher is generally a good isW STOMACH a^l before long. We will continue to label hated rival, constantly invented this and clime to enjoy the pleasures and luxuries SADDLES, fly catcher? themCalifornia pigeons' until we can MustangLiniment Is without an equal. many other similar ideas to torment his of all. They scatter the productions COLLARS, fix their nativity elsewhere." Peter Vinegar was lynched at Lawrence, I peuetrte, flexla and muscle to enemy with. This, however, is merely of the press and literature broadcast the f*ry boutmaking the continuance BRIDLES, The next morning "Old Grizzy Adams" Kan. If they had. no pity for this a fable, as the real purpose for which through the country with amazing of pnin nnd inliammation impos LYD1A E. PINKHAM'8 passed through the museum, when Vinegar, they should have remembered BLANKE TS cats were intended is veiled in obscurity, siblc. Its effects upon Human Flesh and rapidity. There is scarcely a want, The feeble nnd emaciated, suffering from the Brute ntion are equally wonderful. his eyes fell on the Golden California his mother. all the descendants of the inventor OBES & dyspepsia or indigestion in anj foim, aie advised, wish or aspiration of the human heart MUSTANGnMexicaeTh VEGETABLE COMPOUND. for the sake of tlitir own bodily and Pigeons." having sworn never to reveal the truth. The Freshman's occupation is gone. WHIPS, which they do not in some measure tend mental comfort, to try Hostettei's Stomach He looked a moment and, doubtless, iHaToBttlvoCiire Nevertheless, some interesting facts and A kind of glass has been invented for to gratify. They promote the pleasures Bitters. Ladies of the most delicate constitution TRUNKS, admired. He soon after came to my office. testify to its harmless and its restorative habits have been discovered during recent of social life and of friendship they street-lamps from which a stone bounds fur nil I hme Painful C.ntplalat. Weakn.M.* VALISES, properties. Ph\sicians everywhere, disgusted uc-maa taourbcifaato Papulation. researches, which may be of interest. bring the skilled physician swiftly from harmlessly. with the adulterated liquors of commerce, presenile &c, &c, &c. i.It lire entirely tb* wont form of Female ComI "Mr. Barnum said he, "o must let Liniment is needed by somebody in it as the safest and most reliable of all a distance to attend the sick and the It was a French woman who exclaimed, Inliitrt, all ovarian trouble., Inflammation and Clcera every bouse, fcvery day brings new a 1 stomachics. me have those California pigeons." Cats live to a great age. especially wounded, and enable the absent friend Repairing Done Promptly & Cheap. turn, tailing and Displacement*, and the consequent holding up a glass of sparkling fresh he ago 11y of sua awful seald or bum For sale by all Druggists and Dealers "1 can't spare them." I replied. those used on board ship, having even to be present at the bedside of the dying. subdued, of rheumatlo martyrs r.. tiliiiial ITciilcneH, and la yaitlcularljr adapted to the general]} water: "All! if it were only wicked to 'But you must spam them. Ali tho Stoied, or a valuable horse or or Change of Life. been known to out-live someof thecrew. They have more than realized the drink this, how nice it would taste!" LINIMENthisTforpoweghealinethyb saved Main St., Sleepy Eye, Minn. Piles! Klas! Piles! It will dlaiolT* and expel tnmors from the uterus In These, by the way, have nine tails, fabulous conception of the Eastern imagination, birds and animals from California ought Rhetoric and ribbons: A sermon on an eaily stage of development. Tne tendency to can which number lias been verv often confounded which pictured the genii as to be together. You own half of my ci oiialuiinoratherela checked varyspeedily by Its use the vanities of this life is weakened by ASURE CURE FOUND AT with the number of lives other transporting^ inhabited palaces through California menagerie, and must MAJEWSKI & WAGNER, It removes falntness, flatulency, destroysall cravingfoi the time it travels over a large congregation cats have, and which is certainly untrue, the air. They have taken inhabited stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. lend me those pigeons." LAST. NOONE NEED of beautiful bonnets. which speedily cures such ailments of It cures Bloating Headaches, Nervous Prostration. as it is well known that the wear palaces from the Atlantic coast, and "Mr. Adams, they are too rare and the HUMAN FLESH as SUFFER. UndertakersandDealersiu General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and bull Patrick (dressing for a party): "Be- and tear on a cat's imagination, thinking withmarvelous swiftness deposited them valuable a bird to be hawked about in Rheumatism, Swellings, Stiff eebtlon. of away to escape, after boinsr killed on the shores that are washed by the Furniture and Sewing Machines. dad, now, and I shan't be able to get Joints, Contracted Muscles. Burns that manner." A sure enre for blind. Bleed n itching and nl That feeling ot bearing down, causing pain, weight and Scalds, Cuts, Itrulses and the fourth time, usually kills her for Pacific seas."lion. Byron Payne. ccrattd Pilch lias been dico\r(( Dr William, on these boots till I've worn them a "Oh, don't be a fool." repliedAdams. and backache. Is always permanently cured by Its use. Sprains, Poisonous Bites and (an Indian rimtdj,) calledDr William Indian good. The surest way to kill a cat is to toime or two It will at all times and under all circumstances act In "Rare bird indeed! Why they are just Stings, Stiffness, Lameness, Old Ointment A nn^le hot hn ourcd the woiet SLEEPY EYE, MINN. harmony with the law. that govern the female system. Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains. be careful of her she will die of pure chronic caes of 25 or 30 yiais landing No one as common in California as any other Law is like a sieve on may see Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and For the cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this need buffer Jne minutes-after applying tin*- wonder A brother of Wilbur F. Storey, of the spite then, as such treatment would be pigeon! I could have brought a hundred through it, but jou must be considerablyreduced indeed every form of external disease* Compound Is unsurpassed. ful sootmng medicine Lotions, instruments and A aplendld assortment of all kinds ut furniture Chicago Times, occupies the pulpit of exactly contrary to what a line, healthy I heals without sears. of them with me from San Francisco, if clef tuarics do more harm than good William's before \oucan get through IYMA E PINKIIAHV VEGETABLE COMPOUND nd coffins of all sizes, is constantly kept OH hand For the BRUTE CBEATIOH it cures the Methodist Church at Chester, 111. cat ever requires or receives. Cats are Ointment absorbs the tumors allajs the mtene I had thought of it." ia prepared at SIS and SS6 Western Avenue. and be sold at reason ible prices We also keep it. Sprains, Swinny, Stiff Joints, itching, (particularly at ii'ght after tting warm faithful creatures, and have strong affections Lynn, Mass. Piicetl. Six bottlesfor tS Sent by mall full i'ne of all the standard Sewing Machines, "But why did you not think of it?" I Founde r, Harness Sores, Hoof Bis*eases, in bed,) acts a a poultice gi\es mttant and pain There is a man in Green Bay who has which vill be sold at low prices and favorable Hazards of Young Hen Daring the Picnio In the form of pills, also In the form of lozenges, on numerous instances arc known Foot Hot, Screw Worm, Scab, less relief and i. prcpaied onh for 1'ilOs, itching asked with a suppressed smile. terms The public is cordially invite 1 to come taken his wife back three different times receipt'%1 price, $1 per box for either. Sirs Pinkham Hollow Horn, Scratches, Wind- Season. of thepn\Hl parti,an for nothing cise. where cats conceived such a liking for and examine onr goods and obtain price before SId "Because they are so common there," freely ansfiers all letters of Inquiry. Send for pamphlet ails, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, after she has eloped with other men. Now that the pincic season has commenced, Read whatlhe Hon coflmbem of clca\e canary birds that the\ could not live xoing elsewhere. MAJEWSKI & WAGNER r^ Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon Address aa above. Mention tki* Paper. said Adams. "I did not think they and s-ajs about Dr Williams Pile Ointment I He likes her style of biscuit, probably. parents cannot be too careful without themor at least they didn't. the Sight and every other ailment would be any curiosity here. I have a\e used scoies of Pile cures, and it afford- me Ko family should b* n.hout I/"TI E. PIVKHA1PS to which the occupants of the Hinke & Bertrand, of their sons: Parents should remember A cable despatch that "A mine was lcaure to fcaj that I ha\c vcr found am thing had them in pigeon pies hundreds of Stable and Stock Yard are liable. There are many tilings about cats LIVER PILLS, lnoy ci re constipation, biliousness inch gave Mich immediate and permanent relief that their boys, in going to a picnic, discovered in a street in Moscow, Rus- The Mexican Mustang Linispsnt times, and have shot them by the thou- and torpidity of the liver, 5 cents per box which are regarded as omens by some Dr William's Indian Ointment. always cures and never disappoints, also go through tunnels, and a tunnel sia," was headed by an innocent journalistic Sold by all J)ru lata. For bale bj all druggist- or mailed on receipt of and it is, positively, sand!" people. A cat near a bowl of milk or a S is dangerous to a young man, unless rice, f10 head-writer as "A Bonanza in Dealers in "Oh, well, Mr. Adams, if they are really cold chicken is a sure sign you are going FRrEaE! THE BEST HENRY & CO, Sole Prop'rs. the girl in charge of him be ladylike Moscow." so common in California you had tvlose something. A cat on the DRY GOODS, enough to refrain from those familiarities CLEAVELAND, O A Lexington (Ky.) youth, who went better probably takethem, and you may back fence, with a good voice, is a sure RELIABLESELF-CURE. NOJCS Bros & cutler, St Paul. W holesalc Act GROCERIES, READY to which many picnic-going females are OP ALL to work in the country, wrote his girl, a write over ana have half a dozen pairs sign of troublefor the cat Two cats Sscpt lst-82 given. A designing young woman, in MADE CLOTHING, HATS, LINIMENTS June graduate, that he was raising a sent to me from the museum." found with their tails together hung Juno 15-82 conjunction with ice cream, picnic CAPS, BOOTS & SHOES, A favorite prescuptlon of one of the calf. Imagine his feelings when the over a clothes-line is a sure sign of a "All right." said Adams, "I will send moatjnotad and successful specialists in the U. S. lemonade and shady spots under the icoiGii. cotn.onsoBE girl replied: "I am glad you have begun LADIES' AND disagreementbetween the catsand a (no* retired) for the cure of JVerrotf DebiUtv, over to a friend in San Francisco and trees, subjects a young man to influences oa:ataa(Je$M,yfefnewaiidjecay. Sent TUHOAT to support yourself." determination to "fight it out on that Iniphtia pMia sealedenvelope/iree.. Druggistsc Druggisia you shall have them here in a couple of GENTS* UNDERWARE, sealed envelope/iree canfillifa which may have anything but an Address DR. WARD a CO., Louisiana, Mo. A congn cold or sore thro it should be stopped line, if it takes all summer." Cats are months." "Have you had your ears pierced?" NOTIONS, 4c &c, &c. Neglect frequently lesultsm in mcureable lung elevating effect upon Lis character. '^^SS^^Sm^^ FOB KAN OB BEAST. provided with claws to caress their asked a young lady of her chum, who I told Adams that for certain reasons disease or consumption Brown Bronchia! Highest market price paid for farm Point out to them the beneficial effects friends with which habit, by-the-way, troches are certain to give rehe\e in Asthma, lived next door. "I should tiiink so," I would prefer to have him change the of wood-sawing upon the muscles and Bronchitis, Coughs Catarrh, consumpt've and produce. is very affecting, often melting those label so as to have it read, "Golden was the crushing repty, "hearing you Throat diseases. For thirty yeai the trochehave the mind. Take them out to thegravejard friends to tears. Cats are supposed to SEND Pigeons from Australia." sing every day." There is now a great been recommended by physicims, and al. Sleepy Eye, Minn. on Sunday and read Fox's Book of die naturally sometimes, although no waj gave perfect satisfaction They are not gulf of coldness between the two. "Well, I will call them whatyou like," Martyrs to them. Keep a do in the new or untried but mug been tested by y, ide other proof of this is presented than the said Adams "I suppose they are as ibnamess before the public. 1 ou MILWAUKEE AdTBitisDMents. A man at Manchester, N. H., dreamed and constant use for neari) an entne generation, front} ard and warn the girls off. In finding of the bodies. lean male money faster at work they hive attained well merited rank among the plenty in Australia as they are in California." that he was chasing a rabbit, and he order to make this warning effective the for us than at anything else Capltil lew strong remedies of the age. Public speakers Finally, cats live solely for and with not required wall start jumped from a third-story window and DAVIQ.LARDRETH&SOISB. PH11A. and srsepl u-se them to clear and strengthen fence should be high and have spikes J.PEMEKES" yon $12 a day and upwards a never satisfied desire to be a nuisance, Six or eight weeks after this incident he voice: sold it 25 cents a box by all drng- broke both legs. He was awful mad to along the top of it. When a young madeby the industrious at home and they usually succeed. lSt. I was in the California Menagerie, and think he woke up before he caught the Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere woman asks your boy to gotoa picnic^ noticed that the "Golden Pigeons" had to work for us Aow is the time. You can devote i X22X3 a-=3-wr rabbit. see to it that she is steady, sober and in your Mhole time to It or onlj our pare mo assumed a frightfully mottled appearance. Housekeeping in the White House. Ell STICfrom TRUSS CONFECTIONER Manufacturing dustrious before you entrust your child differing al1 olben, The most unfortunate of women is ments. isoother business will pay jou nearh utt Pai -I called him up to the pigeon SLtte A iAonr l. ^t...t)C. well r*o one willing to work can ful to mbk Mrs. Stover, the daughter of Andrew Jla SIM to her.Albany Argus. a the minister's wife. When he reads his gm9 is cup shape, witheSeliftlfto Adiatinztie W II- il ptiui .o \t luidr tlieir enormous pay by enc.ig nopportunity at once Cotly outAn cage and remarked: th body while Johnson, was a most thorough and excellent for maki Tgl Bal 1 in centerf, adipu ail sermons to ber after he has just completed great1 and ms ree A BAND CATALOGUE, V*" 1 "Mr. Adams, I fear that you will lose the prelaw bak tie [SEt'SIBLEW house-wife, says a Washington monsEnsta,cily nd honorably for 15S 1 u.tb 210 Et gn itgsl Address True a writing them there is no congregation '4,!l TBi.ee P3 Savans and prelates are strongly addicted of i Dtt uinini? Its. ap, Bel your Golden Pigeons they must be very Augey eaMaine reu. -g latastineajastaaaBersoaweaUl letter, and, by the perfect order and present with new bonnets to Pompon., El lieu, Cnp IjiWT. to snuff. Students in seminaries with the Finger. With light sick I observe they are turning quite SUud. Drum ycr's Stuff, and and dealer in management of the establishment, won preunre the He. niaIS held wcunt* draw her mind away from his words. lUt. Sundry Kin 1 Outfit* Kerairin have always taken it in large quantities, IM nd ^ht BBJ a rauical cure cer am It Is easy, rtiinbte pale." iLMateriil -.Li nil les in tru tlon and hj. a reputation for domestic talents that a NUTS, GREEN FRUITS, i a hcf Suit by mail. Circulars free PEOPLE WHO LIVE Assorted reflections Knowledge is acquired because, as they thought, it helped to ajenbe. fur Ainifa- tr k-uiai, itud a Catalogue* Adams looked atthem a moment with LGGLESTOJT Ttt T(,S CO., CWcago, lit, New England matron mighty envj*. lf Uboiut llaud llusiu not by long life but by close observation. keep them awake and enabled them to alone the line of and near to the oldST PAIL etc., etc., etc. astonishment, then turning to me and Mrs. Grant was altogether the best SIOUX CITY RAILROAD and il*. \ariou* There is one consolation read longer and digest more matter. seeing that I could not suppress a smile, Branch Lines, now a irtufthe house-keeper the mansion ever held, and 351 &3S3 East Water Str. Milwaukee about growing old you live to see your Gallants used snuff elaborately, and all he indignantly exclaimed: the most of her eight years were spent Chicago, 0t.'PkuUIiiWe. PERFECTE BUTT EallRt COLOR friends growing old too. It is well to be beaux went in for the titillation and gratification "Blast the Golden Pigeons! You had in devising how to patch, turn, and make witty one often has a silly thing to say. of their olfactory nerves to a A MEINECKE, SEN PLNSHORN. V.1?* PERFECT. Used by the best Creameriess.recommendthIts Awarde Inte S better take them back to the Museum. larges Butter Buyer usZ Jipoli^ & 0i)(2il|h. Ljne. presentable the well-worn furnishings, A MEINECKE, JR VP.1 most alarming extent. But snuff is going GOETZ c6. Tn ftl!?i!eHLw When a boy feels called upon to go You can't humbug me with your painted Glrea Batter the rllWdsed AAIH* thlT.., A T^! ^n.*^T.._^^.^_ ^T.+" ffe since so much of the annual appropriation lr $5P,15? Meinecke & Co, out of fashion, and cigars and cigarettes 1UUHBM1U9 Ut JSttiryMCIl I'X' 9 H955in West and tackle grizzlies he should be pigeons." natlonalDlplomaat N. T. Dairy Fair. know tint thiM-the shoit and 01 1' Line to ill went to the roof, the water-spouts, Ag5JE2urdruge l8tormerchantforlt orwritetoaslWhatIti8,what have become the rage. No young It coBts, who uses! t, where to get It. points 111 Genteil anlWestei 1 1 -..ur all WELLS, R1CHABPSOX A CO., Proprietors, Burii-gtoa, Yt. shut up in a ard for fifteen minutes This was too much, and I laughed till and the plumbing. Mrs. Grant left the points in Knisis Nehrtk i nlo Texas. man can promenade the streets without Jf USE ifONLY3fTHIS3fTHE^FIRSTJsf AND JfTH E 3f BEST.Jf with a dog about as big as a cider barrel. I cried to witness the mixed look of astonishment Cihfornu, Anzona New and Old Mexico, inn house in the most perfect condition, a weed or the disgusting paper substitute. If that doesn't cure him then he that this lb the Only lAne belwten Mimntuota and vexation which marked IMPORTFIH A\D JOBBER* OP with everything spick and span, scrubbed, aw* the South IfVsf, The consequence has been fatal THE PEOPLE'S ROUTE THROUGH THE GOLDEN NORTH was cut out for a great bear hunter. Toys, fancy Goods and Notions the grizzly features of old Adams. cleaned, and polished about it, and THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES to what most people used to consider By P. T. Barnum. When a Chicago restaurant waiter gave a written inventory of every article, WEST IS THE good breeding. Gentlemen in England serves spring chicken on toast he calls of the populous Mi-soui 1 alley, named} from the kitchen traps to the rags BOHEMIAN GLASS (IIIWW ARE, never smoked in a ladv's presence even Chicago,MilwaukeeandSt,PaulRailway. Cowardice of Elephants, special attention to the chicken, and and crippled furniture of the garret Siou. City, Council BlutTt, Omtfha in the street. Now parlors are converted i Sundries, Bird Cages, I once had a grand scrimmage with a forces the guest to admit its presence. St Joseph JtlchiMOH, L.eartH. Mrs. Hayes left things more to the Druggists3 into smoking-rooms So do modes tcorth md KauMB City Then there can be no kick when the tigress. She had mauled my own tusker care of the servants during her four and habits change. P.ut one may venture Fishing Tackle, Masks, Th St IUI a Sioux Ot\ tilroad, now know bill is paid badly, had crunched the mahout's Years, and during the illness of Mrs. to say that no man, not even an as the Ur~e*lern Jtftinton of the Chicago, St foot into a jelly, while she had caused ITS 4 500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD Garfield, and afterward the death-siege Paul Minne ipolib &. Omaha Line, is also the CHILDREN'S CARRIAGE S, After an Iowa man had been sold out inveterate smoker, will ever like to see and IHrect M.tne from Cential and Western Mln tr' me to be thrown off, and after mauling Include Through Routes between ths? terminal pouts of all the hea\ lines shown on this map, of President Garfield, the place ran itself. by the Sheriff the other day and didn't his sisters, mother, fiancee or wife with neiota, Western Iw a, ikoti :Nebraka and th WOODEN &, WILLOW WARE, two other elephants, not badly, she had South-West to know how he was to pay for his next a cigar stuck between her teeth in the 348 & 350 East Water St, Milwaukee. forced us to retreat for the time, as it It was like cleaning the Augean staolea shave he "happened to think of $12,00C kitchen, the drawing-room and nnisen. ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS got dark, and not an animal would go to bring the house to a proper condition in gold which l.c buried ten years ago," There ot Id be mighty little kissing near her we had no howdahs. Next and the entire North nnd North-West, and to tie for President Arthur, and that and he went and dug it up and was done then. GEO. BJSNZ & Co., Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. morning we found her dead and took fastidiously neat gentleman gave some made happy St fnul connections are mide with the her into camp. As an experiment we very decided orders when he first inspected Eastern Oi eMon of the Chiciso, St Paul, Minneapolis IMPORTERS fc WHOLESALE DEALERS IN In Paraguay, every gentlemen introduced "Don't you think I have a good face a Oniira line for Northern and Cei tre had all the tuskers brought to the front LIQUORS the white house from top to bottom to a lady is expected to kiss her. for the stage?" asked a younglady with VVisnonsm, and .or Chic 1 go and ill points tut My own beast which was badly mauled with a view to residence. When it tnd the running of tr uns i so i inged that pnssengers If that were the custom in this country histrionic aspirations. "I don't know about the head and jowl, and had its from the Western Di\ ISIOII of thi |ht-i was scraped and scoured, cleaned, papered, some'girls wouldn't have a gentleman WINES. about the stage," replied her gallant v. in have from one to one and one hilfhoursto iet back fearfully cut by the charah ropes, and furnished afresh, President tend to bu iness in St Paul if desired acquaintance in the world. They'd always companion, "but you have a lovely face went up to her at once when told and When you go South or South Nestbesur* to Arthur entered into his domain with forget having met the lady and for a'bus!" to o^er this Line through the teret* Mtg- (iitie truck the carcass with its trunk, and some reasonable complacency. He was 93 3d st &T. J\UI,Jix. have to be introduced each time they and when you go north, eist or northwest, so The dear children are at dinner when stood by unconcernedly but none of the ushered into his own private room,a through St aul the iireat Railroad Centre of meet her. a plate of cherries is brought in. The NOYES BROTH ES & CUTLER, the great Northwest other five tuskers would go near her. poem of carefuUv-blended tints of rob- Men generally use their own judgment elder promptly helps himself to threes Two pasenger tr uns dailj, St. Paul to Chicago They were then jammed together and in'&-eg< blue and maroon, touched with WHOLESALE in buying, but a woman rarely through LIroy and Mndi&on, with Pullman Pala leave7 quarters of the fruit. "You might driven forward. They advanced with dull gold and bronze,and then it was Sleeping Cars or ench train. Druggists, does. JSet forty rocking chairs out some for somebody else!" remarks the heads lowered until their tusks plowed found that .there was not a towel, in the THROUGH TICKETS there in a row, mark one of them junior. "O don't be so greedy!" replies up the ground, uttering most pitiful white house stores. The stock had diminished "sold," and every woman who wants a the senior. cries. When within a yard or so of the and then disappeared after er this route are on sale at all principal stations rocking chair will want that particular Health-Seekers' Bonanza, Be sure and buy a thiough ticket as they are generally dead tigress they jerked up their heads, President Garfield's illness, and his sue. An utterly too young married lady one, and won't have any other. Some cheaper, but if yon cannot get the tickets Turlsts'an scattering^ earth upon the body, notwithstanding cessoi's first official act was to command with a still tooer husband, living in one you desire or the "lfcrmation wanted about rates men are the same way. M,en's' ST. PAUL MINN the punishment they received connections, &c at your home st, non, write to the purchase of those necessary appliances of the fashionable homes of the day, A Chattanooga negro was looking up the undersigned, and your lettei will recehe from their mahouts, broke away to civilization before hecould dry worked a motto with the inscription: prompt attehtion. W TEASDALE, a chimney when a bolt of lightning and ran for their lives. It was the -THE- his hands. "God Bless Our Flat." And a neighbor F. B. CLARKF. General Agtnt, AsitutheDmr?TBanSines came down and stripped the buttons off An examination of which, and 1 eference to the 1 itost Atlas of the country, will show that this ia most absurd sight lever saw. The COLDManagegwhthealwajdPuulee Gen. Traffic St Mmn DeeriaTwineBinder to whom it was shown had the hardihood his vest When he got his breath heremarked next day, although the place where we to ask her whether she referred to Great chance to mak morcj that if he had known that cat Golden Pigeons. were encamped was as bare of vegetation Those take advantage her residence or her husband. AsttUtheDIRLCT and n^^^^*^^ leading BUSINESS CENTERS, was up there, and calculating to come of goo chances for and level as a billiard table, not an NORTHERN ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA Old Grizzly Adams liked to astouLm She Tossed Her Pretty Head.A makin money that ar offered, down, he wouldn't have got in the way elephant would advance alone to drink others, as he often did, with his astounding generally become weaithj, while young girl being asked recently as she for $5. water or to be bathed. The bheel was "those who do not improve such stories, but no one could astonish' is now made for the fourth year and returned from the circulating library PALATIAL, SLEWING AND DRAWIMC-ROOM CARS First boy: "My father's got $1,000,- chances remain in poverty We want many men, not 100 yards off so the mahouts, holding him he had seen everything and knew women, boys and girls to work for us right with the last new novel if she had ever has a record of unqualified success. 000." Second boy: "Well, s'pose he on to a tip of the ear of*an elephant, their own localities Any one can do the work everything, and I was anxious to get a SUMPTUOUS COACHES AND SMOXINC CARS, read Shakspeare, tossed her pretty head has? He made it in a little store, and It was the first made and has been properly from the first start The buameas pays led them in a body down toward the chance of exposing this weak point to and answered: "Shakspeare? Of course more than twelve times ordinary wages. Expn nobody ever heard of him or ever will. thought to perfection while competing water. Suddenly a young tusker, Jerry, him. A fit occasion soon presented itself. sive outfit ordered free No one who engage* fails I have I read that v\ hen it first came Now, my father's known everywhere. to make money rapidly Yon can devote jour which had been born in captivity and andimitating machines havebeen One day while engaged in my office out" ^aei Streets 9 and Adams Streets, whole time to the business or onlj your "pare mo He's been called a thief and a blackguard te *'t,,,l was of a most uncertain temper, trumpeted at the museum a man with marked l^Fi'tVo'lla,n fiekerApen't made for only one or two seasons S 1 '"'w' ruo^^Mj^t^U^X^i X^,f COM.'1^ n!lf ments Full information and ail that is needed n,)^ W crr^^V^VlT^A^rTSel- -^^Omces. Gland in almost every paper in the V% Doctors have a good deal to bear from W.i?oni'vSt,tV-et and bolted, followed by every animal sent free. Addres STINSON &.C0 Portland, Maine ^^tV^^V^^ ^AV^-. u\ Teutonic features and accent approached ie ^'J and some of them are advertised PP*U Merchant's Hotel CHARLES THOMPSON Passenger Agent 0 xr country. He was once for office." Nov 20,1882 po .IV ~l\ anti-vaccinators, anti-vivisectionists, S in camp and it gave us a great the door and asked if I would like City Office 100 Eas.t Water Street, corner Stl -T H"' this year for the first time. i a herbalists, and others but the latest n'mv-ruTtCJiJt'V l'cr*~u!. deal of trouble to recapture them, one j.*tauit, ine repicseutanve oi to buy a pair of living golden pigeons. and CH\HLFfe j^TOK"KKMTS'J nfim^ eventis *T A (HA""Mr?lfiieneial fiSSStf A^Jf/ i^T*t*TERMANtBROW and It uses small inexpensive cord, and worst insult comes from one of the the Sultan of Turkey, in Kg)pt, owes tusker, who had wandered upward of MIKMAIMI llk\ -TmUf IIAAIJI Agent 1C as Thir stree "Yes," I replied, "fwould like a flock ?^!b5Vli5W^ GBA never fails to bind every bundle and his elevation to a luck) accident. A Southern States, where a local legislator fifty miles, not being recovered for a of golden pigeons, if I could buy them few years ago, during the Bosnian insurrection has introduced a proposal to make it is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, S 8 MERRILL, (en'iraoBKi-r. week. There was notthe slightest cause for their weight in silver for there are A CARPENTER, WlFas..aadTicket AnrnU against the Porte, Dervisch, obligatory to inscribe the name of the for this stampede. It interfered with our MOST DURABLE AND BEST no 'golden' pigeons in existence, unless then a young captain, was sent to secure physician on the tombstones of deceased sport considerably but in a few daysthe FINISHED MACHINE in tho they are made from pure metal." a ferry -boat which was on the other THIS NEW AND CORRECT MAP persons: elephants appeared to have gotten over market "You shall see some golden pigeons side of the liver, aud guarded by a their panic, and allowed us to kill gaur, Caramels and*" Aloes.They were Proves beyond any reasonable question that the alive," he replied, at the same time entering Any one who buys the CtisCAG O & NORTH-WESTERN R' large force of Bosnian sharpshooters. DEERIKO buffaloes, and other game off them without courting, "What makes the starsso dim my office and closing the door after He plunged into the river alone, swam avoids every chance of trouble BINDER showing any undue fear. I have to-night?" she said, softly. "Your eyes him. He then removed the lid from boldly across, cut the boat from its moorings obtained for new inventions, or for Impr or failure in the harvest always found elephantsborn in captivity are so much brighter," he whispered, a small basket which he carried in his ments in old ones Ca\ eats, Tiade Marks and a and swam back with it, while the Is by all odds the best road for 30U to ^k when tra\elmg in oil her direction between most uncertain in their tempers. They pressing her hand. They are married patent business pi-mptly attended to hand, and, sure enough, there were MANUPAOTURID BY insurgents' bullets were whiz (ing about Chicago and all of the Principal Points in ths West, North and Porthwcst. lose all fear of man, while, from not being INVENTIONS HAVE BEEN REJECM3 now. "I wonder how many telegraph snugly ensconced a pair of beautiful living William Deering, his ears. This daring deed attracted the may still, in most 1 aass, be patented by us Bettg accustomed to wild beasts, they poles it would take to reach the stars ruff-necked pigeons, as yellow as opoosit) the S latent Office, and enfrnsed^iB attention of Omar Pasha, I superior Carefully n. nunc this Map The puncipal Citiu, ol the V. est aud Northwest are Slitio'is on this dread them, and are thus useless for from here?" she said, musingly. "One, PATENT BUSfNrfSEXCLUSIVELY, we can secure saffron and as bright as a double eaWe officer, and secured his rap promotion. road. Iti 1I1 -oiigh trains raake cloe connections th the ti HUB of all raih onds at junction p ut patents ill lest, time than thobe who are re. sportLondon Field. if it was long enough," he growled. CHICAGO. fresh from the mint mote fiom Washin to and who must depend ap. "Why don't you talk common sense?" on the mailsin all transactions with the Parent I confess I wassomewhat staggered at Maaafactarsr alio of Office. this sight, and quickly asked the man "What's your business? asked the All's Well. The Dwiig Ligtttaper,Tb Hearing ud Wunw When an invitation is being given verbally Whenlnventor&ieidmodelor sketeh we maka where those birds came from. magistrate, eyeing the prisoner with a search in the Patec 1 iffice and adv lse as to its pa. to a funeral in Scotland,the person Buena Vista, in Ohio, has its idyl. Until, ud Tie Le&ds Unpen. "What do you think yourself f" six-months'-in-thc-penitentiary expres- teutabilitv FKEFOVI MARGE CorresponJencecon. invited usually asks. "When do you lift?" Two or three years ago a Mr. Farney adential, prices OBTA1wL lo and 0 CHARGE UNLESS "I think it is a humbug." *TEN IS S sion."WhenI'm sober, Judge, I make my Jan 31 83. meaning, "At what hour is the funeral took charge of the high school there. "Of course, I know you will sayso, so money out of real estate movements/*' We refer to Hon. st master General Key, to take place?" The manner of conveying One of his pupils was Miss Woolftan, Aev Powder, 1 officials in the S Patent I shall not try to humbugI have colored meekly answered the victim of the flowing BUT THE BEST. the coffin from the house to tho and almost instantly teacher and pupil Office, and especially ^o our client-, 111 every State them myself." bowl. "Do you mean to say that place of interment, still followed in Eaglesham. fell in love, and became engaged. Old of the Union and in .nada Vor special references, On further inquiry 1 learned that this you are in the street-cleaning depart- terms, advice, & Address, a village in the south of Renfrewshire, Mr. Woolftan proved a wolf indeed, A Snow Sc Co., POST A GO'S German was a chemist, and that he possessed ment?" "No, your Honor, I do not I abundantly explains this and refused to consent to their union. Opposite Pat office. Wash the art of coloring birds any nue AMERICAN STUDENT LAMP. only mean to say that I'm a gravedig- phrase. As can be well enough understood, Farney resigned the school, but before desired, and yet retain a natural gloss ger." Dr. Frazier's Boot Bitters. hearses and coaches are institutions he left town he called, with the Woolftan on the feathers. belonging to towns and cities, not consent, for the last interview with "What's that you're playing?" said a "I can paint a blue pigeon or a black to villages. In the latter the coffin is the beautiful brunette. At his request Frarier's Boot Bitters are not a drum-shop hwkoy New Haven man to his daughter, who Elue igeon a brown pigeon or a pigeon half Beverage, but are strictly medicinal in every sense. borno to the grave on three poles, which she sang the sadful sons: of Burns was pounding at the piano key-board rney a*t strongly upon the liver and kidneys, keep or half green," said The German are passed under it, long enough to "Had we never loved sae kindly, had we with more noise than skill. "It is Wagnerian, the bowels open and regular, make the weakstrong, **and if you prefer it, I can paint them leave a sufficient portion for two men never loved sae blindly," they wouldn't heal the lungs, build pa that's the music of the fut- the nerves and a pink or purple, or give you a little of cleanse the blood and evstem of every impurity to grasp on either side. Of course it is have come to grief. Then Mr. Farney ure." "Oh! it is, is it? Let it be along For Dizziness, Rush of Blood to the Head, tend each color, and make you a rainbow impossible to place these "spokes" in went away in the darkness and tears, time in the future before I hear any ing to Apoplexy, Dyspepsia, Fever and Ague. pigeon." position in the house, so a couple of Dropsy, Pimples and Blotches, Scrofulous Humors and three days afterward his body was more of- it. Ptv me *Comin' Thro' the and Sores, Tetter, Ring Wo rm, White Swelling, The "rainbow pigeon" did not strike stools are brought out to the street, the found in the Ohio river, six miles above Rye.'" "O pa! ain't you horridalways drysipelas, Sere Byes ami fo young me Suffering me as particularly desirable but thinking^ coffin is placed upon them, and when Cincinnati, and buried. The girl was thinking about something to drink." orom Weakness or Debility caused from imprudence, /DRIPV here was a good chance to catch the cortege is ready to go the spokey and to females in del icate health, Frazier's inconsolable, of course, but last June At a ball in Paris a gentleman undertakes Root Bitters are especially ecommended. Grizzly Adams, I bought a pair of golden CUP, are passed under, the coffin is lifted," she married a gentleman who consented Dr.Frazier I have used two bottles of vonr to introduce a companion to a greate pigeons for ten dollars and sent them aid the procession moves off. to take her with the perfect understanding ^mM. X, I ft O/l Root Bitters for Dyspepsia, Dizzinessh, Weakness young lady who seems to be pining for up to the "Happy Family"where I nd Kidney Disease and they dido me more good that she did not, could not, Ai a dance. "No, tiianks, my dear fellow IjuM^aciJw im**" CHICAGO & yORTH-W^XE|lN_JR,Ali ban the doctors and all the medicines lever used W knew Adams would soon see them on would not and should not love him. In From the first dose I tookc 1 nbegan to mend, and 1 don't care to waltz with a cart" A I am not so absurd as to suppose that medli marked "Golden Pigeons from Califor- December the husband was killed in a THE CHICAGO A NORTH-WESTERN RA.UWAYV GUARANTEED THE BEST, amnow n perfecyt0 health, and feel ae well a- 1 ever cart, be it understood, is Parisian for a' we can always regulate our hand-shaking CT nia." Mr. Taylor the great pacifactor, af blessui er i 1 IN P' n31p.il tin's, in* ea"H way daily from two to four, or more fdiV-express -ij' *v railroad accident on the Cincinnati MARTINt,SCleveland, bottleO. STRONG, STEADY LIGHT. partner that doesn't do her share of thej by rule, or that our acts will always nly il West, Xorth or Northwest ofChicgo that uses the where a i per who had charge of the Happy Family, Southern, near Lexington. eve S *.S 8R #IVrS^lM dancing, but has to be drawn around. B^Mf8 *-11 A be indicative of our moods but I notice Imperial Palace Dining Cars* IX TIMES CHCAPCR THAN soon came down in a state of excitement a The widow withdrew entirely from Aa. lonjr Experience we A few evenings later the young lady, in good society a growing tendency to HENRY & CO., Sole Prop'rs, *re jenabled to make tn BEST conversation,1 society, but in March a gentleman who had overheard the reduce hand-shaking to a minimum, and .-t'i of itca [tli.n nvr .1 "Really, Mr. Barnum," said he, "I CLEVELAKDUO.Wholesaleag _la t't* 'y ro.il thtt Pill a\i 1 irJu^i'D presented himself for acceptance, and in beholds the young gentleman seeking) then make it genuine as far as it goes, JJ'*e that raises and lowers Ci1 Pail. could not think of putting those elegant OO fIilES OFilJIll 1- fj UH t' 14 t'l .llovMi a twinkling was accepted. It was Mr. introduction and asking if he may have' but as formal as possible, and I think Sep -82 golden pigeons in the Happy Family, Platedu TwSle Send Farney, who was not dead, and never the honor, etc. "No thank you," she replies Council Bluffs, ^diralo 111 Hlifniii I, i,' this is a step in the right direction, and in,H ii'n'i Cam rm Dakootn Line" Meckel SS.OO. they are too valuable a bird, and they SiouxCuy & Aoitisuusea 1 u*i 1 -1 i t 1 il fc vl mot ipohs Line." had been, the man drowned above Cincinnati EJfSSW sweetly "I may be a cart but I'm worthy of imitation. Deep feeling will a week 111 your own town $5 OutnC Elgin, ilJkfr Pe i i 11 1 might get injured." or Catalogue. w I. I 11. ,U 1 iy &, l..ik Snpciior Llue. ee No risk Everything new abt being another party altogether, not a donkey-cart" i never" fail to find fitting occasions, bitf Jim tivr ViHvjy, Pi'rrj Jfc il 41#JII i" W 11. 'ii, vl 11 1 1 fc Northern Line." Well," said I, ybn may put them tal not required. We will fnirlsVu POST & COMPAW whose indentity will never be, known the less importation there is of spurious everything. Many are making, int in the United States tnd tnada 'Twas Sunday eveningSunday evening in a separate cage, properly labeled." Tickets over this road are sold by all coupon ti ket ag and when June roses break into blossoms fortunes Ladies make as much as feelings or of offensive familiarity into Ti Bcmeraber to ask for tickets via this road, be sure they r^ad over it. anJ take nun other in June, when the sky was soft and* Mons. Guillandeu, the naturalist and men, and boys and girls stake erea Manufacturers and Patentee*. again the wedding bells -,-^a of Buen J. D. LAYNG, Oen'l Superintendent, Chicago. W H. STENNET. Gen'l Pass Agent, Chicago. iri- .:??i _.v~r" what is usually a merely polite formal pay. Reader, if you want business at which the breezes balmy. Theytwothe saifte| taxidermist of the museum, when he can make great pay ali the time you work, twtrt CINCINNATI, OHIO. two that have sat in each other's res aw the pnldeu oiceons from Cftjjfc*. C. W.HEIDEMANN NEW ULM MINN. v-. for particulars to ft. HALLETT Co. Portlaavt Maine, 8* NOT SL wm mmtttom