ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST l$,i8S8J Sleepy Eye Idvertiesments What an Old Man Mined. Hints of Fall Stylet. Hoping on a Yacht jjOSTETTlin Fashion Notes, HtHlll mNKHtH. Hf tVNN,ASS.. A man about 50 years old, having his In the way of trimmings, it is said The news of an elopement, eapture, Eis Bonnets with black curtain tailing Wm. Gebser, antaloons tucked into his boot-legs and that the reign of embroidery has only arrest and separation comes all ia a over the chignon are revived. hat balanced on his left ear, got out just begun, and that it will be used next lump from the green fields of Harford Pale nun's gray is a very popular THE BEST of a farmer's wagon on Michigan avenue, county, with an aroma of freshness Winter in greater profusion than at color in the fashionable world just "at says the Detroit Free Press, and inquired ?olka about it which makes it all the more de* Manufacturer of and Dealer in resent for trimming woolen dresses, present. of a boy leaning against a hitching-post OF ALL lightfuL Moses Gantt was a sailor dots will be enlarged to great Shirred sun-bonnets In the Kate Choice Brands of Cigars, LINIMENTS! what kind of a time he had on bold, and his big heart had been an balls that resemble embroidery, though Greenaway style are much worn by little the Fourth. Tobaccoes, Pipes, CigarIlolders, empty thing for the longest kind of a they are wrought b\ machinery. These girls. "The awfulest, goodest time you ever time until he chanced to meet Miss etc, etc, etc* etc balls are shaded with a deep hue like a Merchants predict that the taste for heard of." May Whitton. The way he met her shadow in the lower part of the round embroidered dresses will increase next "No?" was this: Gantt had oharge of a summer figure, and, though most often of a JULIUS D. LEVI season. "You bet I did!" FOIL mr. AND EEAST. sailing vessela yacht, or something darkertint than the surface of the dress, Just as beaded trimmings are losing "Why, I thought there wasn't anything of the kind, which he anchored in are also in different shades, contrasting favor and are about to be relegated to For more than a 1 i of a century the going on. front of the house at Cedar Grove, with the dark color of the ground. The the Indians who first wore them, it is Mexican Mustang l.,tuimeut has been "Nothing going on, eh? What do you where dwelt May Whitton with her father. "plumetis," or feathery chenillo embroidery, known to millions all over tbe world as announced that real gold beads, real call sixteen lights in front of the City tbe only safe reliance for tbe relief of The tender-hearted Moses applied introduced this Summer in turquoises, and pure amber beads are accidents and pain. It Is a medicine Hall? What do you think of live runaways at the parental mansion at Cedar Grove nuns'veiling, will also be repeated in Successor to John C, Zieske, above price ana praisethe beat of Ita in vogue in Paris. all at once!" for board, and his request was granted. camel'h-hair and in other woolen fabrics 1 Ind. For every form of external pain Tea-gowns have Watteau over dresses tbe "By George! And I wasn't here!" Then he began his love-making. Sitting that are not twilled. MEXICAN of large figured foulard, with a skirt M.muf iclmei of .in 1 P'iil in "And tho police went around knocking opposite Miss Mary at the table, For silks, gros grain and heavy taffetas of crevette (shrimp) colored satin trimmed folks down, and five saloon-keepers little wonder is it that they soon began \/0^J*&<U0r- HARNESSES are suggested instead of the satin with puffs and white lace. Bows got cleaned out, and three lame women S to exchange glances full of meaning. lustrous goods that have been worn ITTEB_f* fft-| STOMACH _., SADDLES, of dark red velvet ribbon trim the corsage a got run over, and over twelve boys had Moses told the young girl of a cottage Mustang Liniment la without an equal. /luring the past three ears. The latter, s&^P^'" COLLARS, and sleeves. I penetrates Heah and mottle to their eyes put out!" for two, and of all the pleasure they howe\er, will by no means gp out of Faille is very largely employed this the eery bonemaking the continuance BRIDLES, I would have together when she became "Sakes alive! And I never saw it!" fashion. Taffeta silks are the favorites of pain and inflammation impossible. season, and is usually combined with PINKHAM'8 BLANKET** Its effects upon Human Flesh and his wife. She believed his story, just "And a man he shot off 100 bunches of the Summer season with Parisicnnes, LYDI/CE. other materials in the construction of the Brute Creation are equally Wonderful. OBES & as all of them do, and promised to go of (ire crackers to once, and two boys and will probably be in vogue here for Tbe Mexican stylish costumes. Pompadour, satin, The feeble and emaciated, suffering from VEGETABLE COMPOUND. with him, take her where he would. MUSTANG fell off the wharf, and three buildings the Autumn and Winter. The checked WHIPS, rtyfcpepsia or indigestion in any form, are advised, shot silks, moire, silk gauze, or grenadine for the sake of their own bodily and took tire, and a man tried to cut his taffeta is preferred by French modistes IsaPoaittveCnre TRUNKS, So one day last week she went with being the other fabrics usually selected: mental comfort, to try Hostctter's Stomach throat, and there was six pickpockets to the twilled Loimines that nre so Physicianmost everywhereconstitution,edrlioat disgusted Jfitters. Ladies of the him, and pulling up the sails, the lovers 8 VALISES, rr all tfcaaa Palatal Cvmlalata Wwhiaii ProPeyrt,eo testif itR harmless and its restorative walking up and down all the time." much used here. They are imported in t*r beatfcatale papulation. went happily down the river, thinking Pale sea-green silk dressesof the most &c &c, &c. it will cut* Btlraly tba wont form of FemaleCom. Liniment is needed by somebody iii "gingham checks" that combine olive, "And I wasn't within seven miles of only of love and where their breakfast with the adulterated liquors of commerce, prescribe artistic and esthetic hue, or tint rather, Iilainti,all orarlantronbtoa,Inflammation and Olcera every bouse. Every day brings new act it a9 the safest and most reliable of all I dark red, blue, etc. The chine iffeta is Detroit all da What a fool I was!" was coming from. Moses Lochinvar Repairing Done Promptly & Cheap. nearly covered with white lace ruffles, MOM, Falling' and Dlaplacementa, andtba consequent tne agony ofan awful seald. or burn stomachics also a ftuorite choice at pieaent in "That's so and a baby he swallowed anchored his craft about eight miles subdued, of rheumat ic martyrs restored, S|lua Weakness, and to particularly adapted to tho panniers, and bertha of lace to match, For sale by all Druggists and Dealers or a valuable horee or ox Paris, but has not found as much favor generally a sky-rocket and it blew him up, and a Change of Ufe. from the home of Mr. Whitton. but did draped over the bodies, are to be very saved by tbe healing power of this Main St., Sleepy Eye, Minn. It will dUeolve andespeltttBontromtbeateraaln here as the softer chine surahs that are man he got his eye put out with a Roman Piles! Piles! Ptos! LINIMENT not remain long when he heardthat Mr. fashionably worn at Summer evening en early etage of deTelopment. The tendencyto can shown ind.uk' musoon, green or blue candle, and a torpedo made an icewagon Whitton and his son were in hot pursuit, dancing parties this season. curouahumor*therelachecked yeryspeedilyby It*use ASURE CURE FOUND AT grounds stiewn with creamy tea-roses, run away, and there wis the awfulest vowing vengeance upon him for MAJEWSKI & WAGNER, The geuuine India muslin, as glossy It rewoveafatntneea,flatulency,destroyeaU crarlng or with pale blue or salmon pink times around you ever heard of. carrying oft the girl. To act quickly for stimulants, and nltere*weakness of thestomach. as silk, and diaphanous like gauze, is LAST. NO OXE NEED grounds-ncail} covered with a pattern It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration. You orter been heie. They give away was his only hope. So across the river worn by English women of wealth, who which gpeedily cures mcu ailments of UiukitiikeibiiiulDe ileiiu SUFFER. General DeUUty, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. of rose-buds on a blue ground, or of beer and lemonade and cocoanuts and he sailed to Kent county, hunted up a import it directly from India. A batiste the HUMAS FLESH as Furniture and Sewing Machines. forget-me-nots or gicen leaves on a salmon candy and bananas, and ever} body hollowed of bearing down, causing pain, weight Rheumatism, Swellings, "tin* magistrate, and in less than fifteen minutes skirt is worn beneath this fabric, feeling1 That AMIH in i b'm Bleed itching and ul Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns background. About brocades and jelled and hung outHags and Miss May Whitton was pronounced and both these aie mounted on a silk andbackache,toalways permanently cured byIts use. ctitittd l'llte I i 3.t)id!M.fen JJr William, and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and opinions (litter. They are condemned (an IiidunniiKM tailed Willui Indian screamed for glory." Itwlllatallttroeaand underallcircumstancesact In Mrs. Moses Gantt, with all the rights Sprains, Poisonous Bites and skirt in order to bring out its finest effect. Ointment A n Je 1 o\. our the worst SLEEPY EYE, MINN. in advance b\ some merchants,"while harmony withthelaw*that ga*rn thefemale system. Stings, Stillness, Lamenes s, Old and titles thereto attaching. In Kent The old man heaved an awful sigh, clironK (uhe= of or u0 1 standing No one Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, Forthe eureof KidneyComplaints of either aexthis others, ospeciall} tho-e who cater to ga} need Hitter use miiiiiK -uiUi aj nljin^ tins wonder they stayed but a short time, and returned looked around in a helpless manner, and Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and The coquille ruche is formed by several OwnpiHind Is mum iisawil A vlencli I issortment of til kinds ot Wuiiiturt ful Miotli ng nit ciw 1 nun- ln-iruiiipnti and tastes, have oidered them at the L}ons indeed every form of external disease. to Harford, trying their best to then extending his arm until his finger pleats turned each way, so as to and cofllns of ill si/es, is const mtly kept OH md LVDIA B. PINKnAJPS VEGETABLE COM- cleitiiaiic-iio moie linun ilian good William's It heals without scars. factories, for their customers who like elude capture. But, alas for their love, ami 'heboid ut teisoti ihle pi ices Wcilsokeep touched the boy's nose and said: Ointnidit i'jbib ihi tumors ail i- the mten. POUmnls prepared at ttt and ttt Western Avenue. form a box-pleat in the center. The upper For tbe BBDTE CREATION it cures show} things and are sure to object to lul.iMiool ill tie st in 1 tnl St wnii Midlines, itchicg fuMtKiiliih ^ht liter tting warm they were caught Sunday morning at a I*an,Haas. Price fL StxbotttosforSft. Sentby mall Sprains, Swinny, StiflT Joints, "There was whisk}, and I wasn't here and lower edges of this ruche are which mil be sold it low puces mil luvorablt in bed,) uet- a- a poiiltiec^i.ci- in antasiu pain plain things.Boston He) aid. Intheform of puis, also lath* form of lozenges, on Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Diseases, house on the Philadelphia pike, near to drink! There was lighting, and I terms 1 lie public is couli itlj invite I tc come sewn together in the center, causing the l"=b relief and is pic ared onh foi Pil0, itehing Foot Rot, Screw Worm, Scab, receipt of price, |1 perbox for either. Mrs. Pinkham and exa nine our goods and obtain pi ice betore Hanway's store, about four miles from of the lima'i tndtor not! ingeiI'cau wasn't here to fight! There was glory, other pleats to set out in a fan or shell llollow Horn, Scratches, WindS'Id freelyanswers aUlettersof Inquiry. Send for pamphlet, oingelsewheio \J(- SKI & W YGNER whitltit Hon 61 collmbe rr\ of chive ails, Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, Magnolia Station. The county sheriff and I wasn't here to whoop! Look at shape, as the name coquille denotes. Address as above. Mention tkit Paptr. Common Errors. i tnd-ijf. 'jout JJI William is I lie Ointment I Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon had: heard that they were there and me, bub! I'm the gosh-ail-firt'dest fool Very young girls now tie the hair gaMi n-ed s-eoris ejf I lie enre and it afford- me the Sight and every other ailment Hinke & Bertrand, What absuid mistakes we make inour Ko family should bewithout LTDIAE. PINKBAIPS started out bright and early in the pUi-iire to -a\ t) it I i\c ne \er found anj tiling to which the occupants of the in these great United States, and if you which they draw away from the forehead UVZB PUXa They cure constipation, biliousness, dress and hnbits! Many people brush i tli gwe sneh immediate and permanent relief Stable and Stock Yard are liable. morning with two wagon-loads of deputy was only big enough to mop me up and and torpidity of theOver, tf centsper box, and temples very high upon the their teethin the morning, ten or twelve The Mexican Mustang Liniment Di W illinm's Indian O ntment. sheriffs. They surrounded thehouse. 49" S*U by sill Druggiata. -S down the street for an hour and a half always cures and never disappoints, crown of the head, fastening it there i Sale bj ill dui,,i *p or mailed on receipt of hours after they have partaken of food Gantt made a break for the woods, but and it is, positively. Defile is in nee, 100 I'd give you the best joke of cattle in with a bright satin ribbon. These flowing yet, clearl}, the proper time to cleanse HENRY & CO, Sole Prop're THE BEST NT the officers fired several rounds at him Wayne Count}!" DRY GOODS, locks are then left to fall with the tho teeth is after a meal, othcrw ise the and he came to a halt He is now in back hair in a wavy shower over their LEAVELAND, O operation i peiformed for beautif}ing GROCERIES, READY i REUABLE SELF-CURE jail at Belair, and his love-story stops Nojes Bros &, cutler, St Paul, Wholesale A gt. OF ALL shoulders. Qcpl l-t-8 2 and not for cleansing the teeth. Then Mr. Sheldon's Good Shot. MADE CLOTHING, HATS, here. The girl is a minor.Baltimore Moire this season very seldom forms our clothing is or} absurd. In this climate, LINIMENTS H. J. Sheldon left his camp at Cooper iino 15-S2 CAPS, BOOTS & SHOES, A favorite prose,iptlon of one of the American. the whole of a costume. It is only where throat and lung diseases moat noted and successful specialists in the V. S, City, on the Pecos, in search of game. VDIES' AND (now retired) for tnecure of Xerroum Mobility. A CO I .K, COLD.OH SOKE used in combination with other materials, are particularly prevalent, we expose About 4 o'clock in the afternoon the e)e*JVaMJiMJS)a%fFeaJ^e*aud .Decay. Sent THROAT GENTS' UNDERWARE, lnplainsealedenvelope/V-ee. Druggistscan fill it. such as satin, foulard, taffetas, the throat to the cold night air with but burro, which had wandered ahead, came Ballet Slippers With Wooden Toes. A cou_,n eolu or sore thro tt should be stopped Address DR. WARD ft CO., Louitiana, Mo. lawn, silk, or cashmere. It quite frequently NOTIONS, lc, &c, &c. slight protection, while we cover it securely \egltet liequentl} lebiilts in nieureible lung running back, apparently in great terror, 0^oo?^B^Bc'uoiwjio/JiH "Speaking of shoes," saysClaraBelle, disease oi eonfcuniption Brown a BionDln^.' forms the skirt or bodice alone, in the daytime. Women, who FOB HAN OB BEAST. Highest mmket pi ice paid for farm ears and tail erect, eyes glaring, "I have won a dozen pairs of gloves on troches ne certain to sci\e relieve ir Asthma, the other portions of the toilet being of suffer from catarrhs and colds in the making that peculiar mournful sound Bronchitis Coughs uiirh, eonsumptne and a shoe wager. I was at the Metropolitan produce. a contrasting material. heads, wear hats Inch are purely ornamental Throat diseisen lor tl irty jeais the tioeheha\e for which its species is noted, and refusing Alcazar, as our big music garden is been reeom mentied l\ phjsieians, and il Sleepy Eo Minn and affoid no protection. Among the innovations of modern to be caught orcomforted. Not being wnj gave pei teet sitisftetion They ire not now called. The performance consists They put warm clothing over the body fashion, one of the oldest is the wearing new oi untiiedbiit hmug been teted by wide able to make out from the report of in part of a ballet. My escort said it Ait ind con-t int use I'oi neailj n entne generation, and are generally insufficiently clad MILWAUKEE AdvartisamBnts. of velvet throughout the Summer. the confused burro just what had happened, (business before the public 'i oilcan was queer how the chief whirler, kicker tl ey hive att line i well merited ink among the about the limbs. The weight of their There is this season an infinite variety make money faster at werk tew stronglemedies ofthe ice Public speikeis Mr. Sheldon cocked his gun, and piroiietter could get up that way forns than at an} thing else Capital clothes is on the hips instead of on the of velvetsplain, openwork, plaided, ind srsepl "se tKm to cle-ir ind strenghten and advanced slowly and cautiously on on her toes. He should think her big not required We will starti J. PEMllKES DAVID.LANDRETH&SONS: PHILA. he voice, sold it 25 tents i box by nil diug shoulders, which has a tendency to aggravate striped, beaded, moired, flowered and a you $12 a day and upwards the unknown enemy. Crawling along toes would give way at the ends. I i-t. all the diseases peculiar to the number of novel devices in dark Oriental madebj the industiious at hrme on his hands and knees for about a said that the strain came on her ankles Men, women, bojsaud girls wanted everywhere sex. Instead of wearing shoes to protect colorings. The plain black, Lyons quarter of a mile, he at length doubled to work for us Now is the time. You can devote and not on her toes, because her slippers rraxs *-E-W the feet, high-heeled abominations velvet is, however, the most favored. your whole time to it or onlj your spare moments CONFECTIONER Manufacturing a bend in the river, and there, standing EIA.STIC TRUSS had wooden ends, into which her are worn, which cripple the movements Ivo other business will pay you nearl JS Many summer bonnets, following the Stat* Si Monroe Sit.,Chicago. in full A iew in the meadow, and not well No one willing to work can fill to Liak toes fitted. He wouldn't believe it Hasa Pad differingfrom al 1 otbea. and plague the wearer with bunions and style of the "Langtry" bonnet, have the fa cup shape, with Self Adjusting enoimouspav bj en sag neat once Costly ontfi Will undMMld toany UMMU their^ moie than 150 yards away, he saw a We made a bet. Next day we went to opportunity for making Ball In center, adapts! tself to sH corns. Again, in the matterof food and great1 md rns ree A crowns completely covered with broad potitioni of tbe body, while tin huge grizzly bear with three cubs, and i for J, M0 para, 110 Engraving,' a theatrical goods store and I asked for rioniFnsta =ily nd honor ibly Address True A, sleep. In all the animal creation sleep Bal ii the cup praises back tna loops of satin ribbon. One pretty gipsey I of laftnuarati, SnlU, Cap*, Bclte, Augej eiM line just be}ond the bear, and in direct latestlneajpatsaaparaoaweald ballet slippers. The clerk handed down, Ponpou, Epaulets, Csp-Laiups. follows feeding, and in warm countries bonnet in this fashion is made of with the Finger. With light and dealer in SUaib. Drum Mqor', Staff-. ud range with her, an animal that he at as I knew he would, a pair of white sat* pressure tbe Hernials held secunlv people take a siesta after a meal but I .Hatt, Sundry Band Outntt, Rearing white cactus-lace straw, the brim being lajnnd n'glit and a radical cure certain. Itla easy, aanUe Material!, atw Includes Instruction aud Ex NUTS, GREEN FRUITS, once recognized as the long-sought-for in ones with wooden ends made of the modern man and woman dash from tad cheap. Sect by mail. Circulars free. Jarcun for Aranteur Hindi, and a Catalonia' covered with a passementerie of white PEOPLE WHO LIVE elk. Neither of the beasts was aware iCaofca Baud Musis, EGGLESTOK TBU6S CO., Chicago, I1L blocks gouged out, trimly shaped and the dinner table to the theatre, ball, or Eroad,beadsloopse etc etc etc. earl Th crown is covered with done tl.e line of and near to theolelST PALL of his approach, so, quietly rising upon covered by the satin. Alleviate your club, and bring all their powers of mind SIOUX CITY RAILROAD end its vinous flat of cream-white satin 351 &353 E.i Water Str. Milwaukee one knee, and resting his rifle acrossthe sympathy with this knowledge" whenever to bear at a time when the process of BrauLh Lines, now apirtolthe ribbon. Inside, the bonnet is faced with BUTTERforitCOLO,R. other, which is Mr. S.'s favorite position rells,Richardson & Co's you see a dancer apparently grinding digestion and assimilation is going on. dhu&gC gtftiul, MineSipoli^ pale lilac surah, and the strings, which in shooting, he took deliberate aim. her toe-nails on the boards." Indeed, considering the willful errors PERFECT, lised by allthe best Creameries. Awarded the Inter PENSHORN A MFINEOKE SFV PERFECTEDI tie at the left side, are of white satin, .ylF?ir* Askyourdrnptjistor merchant orwrite toask what It is what B.vng! went the gun, away sped the & On|h!|? Iir|e UOKl'Z we commit in diet, attire and general A MFLNhCKE, Jll la'pst Butter Buyers recommend Its ns* A lined with lilac. 'v DY.alr fhonsandaol^arvui ll ^nV^w^^SSV!^ bullet, and down fell two animalsin TM^Jl..J?w It is rumored in Washington that T habits, can we not all s} mpathize with Meinecke & Co, i.^ Many of the new gimps, olives, cordelieres &JJS?alwh??2SS?, fact, throethe bear, the elk, and Mr. know tint Unclothe short nn' i, Line to til tln man who said he believed in the David Davis is shortly to many a distinguished It costs, who nseatt. whPl-e to get It. WELLS, RICHARDSON A CO Prenrtetara. BurUmrton. and frogs, now stylishly worn points in Centeal ml Western \li. onri to ill S. himself. The bullet had cut the backbone doctrine of Metemps} chosis, forhe could Maryland lady. ints in Kins i, Jsebn^k i Colorado Texis, *U5E JfONLY)fTHISfTHliJ-fFIRSTJl AND JfTH E BEST^Jf in the place of buttons to close the dress of the bear completely in two, and, distinctly lemember the time when he Cibfoinii, Aii7oni New and Old Mexico, and I 1*0111* its v\f JOI rms OF in front have chenille introduced into t! it tins the Only L.ine between MtMuetolm passing on through, had lodged in the was an ass. Something fox the Barefooted. tuod the South IPy*f, Toys, Fancy Goods and Notions them with pleasing effect Some of THE PEOPLE'S ROUTE THROUGH THE GOLDEX NORTH heart of the elk and the extraordinary THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES Country boys, as soon as Nature these have cords of two or three contrasting task to which the rifle had been subject WEST IS THE spreads her carpet of green, usually beg shades of color, an:) thus furnish ed produced such a violent recoil that BOIIEUIANGtiVSS (WWWARE, The California Millionaires. of the populous Missoui 1 alley, namelj to go barefoot, and inasmuch as rusty a very tasteful and elegant accessory ~V the hunter himself was stretched flat upon The greatCalifornia millionaires don't nails projecting from old pine boards to a plain dress of neutral tint, requiring *IOII* Ctty, Council Bluff*, Omuha. the ground. Recovering himself Druggists' SmKlrtet, Biul Cages. run to family. LelandStanford has but i Si Joteph .Itchitum, L,tartH. neverget out of the way of approaching no additional coloringto light it up. 3 speedily Mr. Sheldon advanced upon worth and Kama* City one child, a boy of 13. Floodhas a son, bare feet many an urchin goes bounding The latest hand-made fourrageres and Fishing TncJ.fe, MavJis, the piey, hunting-knife in hand, but life Tli St Paul & Sionx Citj Railroad, now known not a i ery satisfactory specimen, of 25, Ele off with one foot in the hand and a assementerie loops, very much resemrich is the Wtutern JttrUioH of the Chicago St ITS 4 500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD CHILDREN'S CARRIAGES, was extinct in both animals The little and a daughter, a fine young lady. look of anguish in the countenance. A Pinl Minneapolis fc Omaha Line, also the Shor embroidery when laid over velvet, cubs, on hearing the report of the gun, Include Through Routes between the teimmal points of all tbe beavj lineo shown on this, iaaP Mis. Mackey has a daughter, Miss Bryant, nuH liirrrt lAne from Central and Western MID writer in the New York Observer comes satin or cloth. WOODEN &, WILLOW WARE, nesota Western Is-n i, Dakota Jkebra.ka and fled but, being only a few weeks old, by her first husband, and two sous, to the rescue of all such sufferers, and &outu-\\ est to 348 & 350 East Water St, Milwaukee were speedily captured, tied in bags, who aie }ct boys, by Mr. Mackey. {y describes something which can beeasiprepared: Sewer-gns is disinfected in the Hospital ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS and fastened on theback of the horse. i a de la Pitie at Paris by nitrous oxide. Santa Fe News. ind the entne North and North West, and to the GEO. BENZ & Co., A Husband's Preparations. "Scarcely a week passes," he says, Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. "that there is not a report in the newspapers The other morning when a Detroiter Jit St Pnf connection* are m*de with the IMPORTERS fc WHOLE*\LC.DrALCH IN Wasn't Posted. flattem nicMon of the Chicago, St Paul, Almi of some one who has died of tetanus, seated his wife in a car on the Michigan LIQUORS He Jumped Off. eipohs aomara line tor Northern and Cei treWisnoubin, The other day, over at the Pacific commonly calledlockjaw,brought Central to make a journey to Chicago and .or Chicago ami ill points tait People who jump off the cars while Yacht club reception at Sauceito, a ind the running of trains is o in inged that on by some sharp instrument being WINES. alone he took a look around him and they are in motion usually have leisure setiKeis from the Western DHNOB of thi |ht-i grave looking man, in a brown coat, stuck in the body usually a nail in the said to her. in hive from one to one and one liiif honrsto aee enough to repent of it by-and-byunless tapped one of the most energetic dancers foot Such wounds will usually prove "Now, love, if you should want the tend to bu mess in St IUI if desiied fi3 W. Ttl *t.. ST. ALL, stim. their jump killsthem outright. The on the arm and requested a few iVhtHyoug-a South or South West be sure to harmless if the following liniment be window raised, here are a dozen gentlemen Newark Call paints here with no sparing to o\er this Line through the *ereBlg- Cttie minutes' private conversation. properly applied: Two ounces alcohol who will break their necks to accommodate md when you go north, en.t or northwest go of colors the appearance of the man two ounces oil of organum one halfounce "Well, sir," said the heated waltzer. NOYES BROTIIES & CUTLER. 1/irong-h St tN the Or eat Hat It oad Centre at }OU." who wanted to "save time:" the grettfcorthw est tincture of camphor. I was once after he had excused himself from his "Yes, dear." WHOLESALE Two pabengei trims ulj St ml to Chicago Last Wednesday, a man on the Delaware, called to see a boy twenty-four hours partner and elbowed his way into the "If you feel lonesome and want somebody through Llioj and Mitlmon, withpullintn Pala Lackawanna & Western road met Druggists, after he had stuck a rusty nail in his dressing room. "Speak quick. What Sleeping Cars or.enth train to talk with about affairs in Egypt, an acquaintance, who may be called foot He appeared to be in intense can I do for you?" Noah's ark or the ice period, don't hesitate THROUGH TICKETS Higgins, on the train which left New agony and his foot was considerably "I see you wear Feeley's old style to call upon any of these gentle- York at six o'clock. Higgins carried swollep. I opened the wound so that knob extension," said the grave man, men." er this ronte are on bile it ill prinupil stations his left arm in a sling, and walked with Be sure and buy a through ticket ae thej are gen. seriShi flowed a little from it, but not earnestly. "Now, that was all very "I understand." Tou"sts' and Health-Seekers' Bonanza. ei illy cheaper but if yon cannot get the tickets a limp. His face was seamedwith ugly more-than two or three drops of blood. ST. PAUL well five years ago, but science, my dear MINN "Yon won't know enough to leave ou desue or the "lfcrmation wanted abont rates scars, and ornamented on the chin with M,8n,s' I wet the wound with the liniment and sir, is always on the march." connections, Ac ht jour home station write to the car at noon and get your dinner, a rosette of crossing strips of court-plaster. the undersigned, md your letter will receive then folded a niece of soft cotton cloth, "What the blazes are you talking and you had better ask some of them -THE nrompv ittehtion W TEASDALE Dark blood had settled in a pool DeeriflgTwineBiider eight-ply, and thoroughly saturated it about?" asked the round dancer much DmE?TBusin?s An examination of which, and reference to the latest Atlas of the country, HI show that t'n to*ccompany you. If they offer to pay CLARK* General Agent, under each eye, His nose, besides with the liniment and bound it on the mystified. Gen. Tralhc Manager St Paul Mum. foryourmeal, don't be squeamish about ASH is the being in an attitude of ungraceful flatness, wound, giving instructions to renew the "Another great objection is the extreme it. Great chance to make mone had much of the appearance of application every two hours till relief be A.HIS the DIRECT and, in SfoFZ*^tog&jS* weight of the old style. Thev are lead.n, BUsf^SS CEKTEM. Those who alw ars take ad\antage "Of course not" raw beef, and one earhad lost its shape. given. In six hours I called to see the of the good chances for really no better than the solid wood. "You may want to read to pass away NORTHERN ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN. IOWA. MINNESOTA nnri DAKOTA making money that are offered, boy, and he was out in the yard playing, In the name of goodness, Higgins, Now, why not try one of our latest improved, time. If so, any of these gentlemenwill scneralU become wealthy, while is now made for the fourth year and and suffered no more from the what has happened to you?" asked his with Dutlicker's patent attach- those who do not improve snch be only too happy to purchase you chances remain in poverty We want many men wound. bas a record of unqualified success. friend. "Been ground up in a stonecrusher?" ment?" PALATIAL SLEEPING AND DRAWSNC-ROOft! CARS half a bushel of the latest books and v\omen, bojs and girl* to work for us right in It was the first made and has been "Patent what?" magazines. Be careful to save 'em for their own localities Any one ran do the work "The liniment is good for any fresh AND properly from the lir-t start The bnsines pays "No," was the reply, sadly spoken. "Why, patent leg," said the agent, me to read when you get home." brought to perfection while competing SUMPTUOUS COACHES AND SMOKINGe CARS. wound on man or beast, and every famil} Privilege more than twelve times ordinary wages. Expsn "What is it then? Have you had a blandly fishing out an order book. th ought to keep a bottle of it I do CHIC-VGO i\e outfit ordered free No one who engages fails "I'll be certain, love." andimitating machines havebeen ovci the MU WAU h,iv tumble through a hatchway?" to make monej rapidlj \ou can devole jour "Ours only weighfour pounds, and have not affirm that in every case it will prevent w, "And you can say to them that we ?H made for only one or two seasons whole time to the business or onij jour spare mo "No," the new side pivot action, French kicking lockjaw but I do believe that if i every parties lar toThe Found irTtiicVoYld ana DINING VLLSj Oflkethe61 and BfcSl have been married four years we do inonts Full information and ail that is needed" and some of them are advertised Cit and "Did your ceiling come down on you spring, and all the latest wrinkles. properly used, lockjaw would seldom sent free Address STINO\ S.Co ,Portland,Maine r, isscuger Agent not live happily together lam a domestic lepo corner INfeERSOJandTicket Iteed ^outiriVatJr Streets Wisconsin StreeJt, Actnt City OUiee 400 East Water Street, corner this year for the first time. 3 Nov 20, 1S3-2 I in our sleep?" Only $45l ex occur. In an experience of many years ST. i PAH ,nv tyrant you have strong thoughts of CHAKU^H1V M^^ Merchant. Hotel CHARLES THOMPSONM It uses small inexpensive cord, "O no, nothing of that kind." and I have not known of a case where the "What the blazes do I want with a CHA procuring a divorce you feel that jou "You had no unpleasantness with one A liniment was used. The liniment false leg? roared the other, much disgusted never fails to bind every bundle and could love the right sort of a husband "t BERLIN. Ve^rif^it^t^^T^n^XuL GT^X Tuy ft&ViTent of the wild-cats when overat Barnum's, ought to be used till a cure is affecU "I have got two real ones of is the LIGHTEST DRAUGHT, you like oranges and peanuts you are 8 8 MERRILL, I hope." ed." my own." CARPENTER, A innocent and confiding you have never MOST DURABLE AND REST irl" and xt.Let A t. Higgins did not seem to enjov this "Why, you don't mean to say that traveled you are afraid of getting lost FINISHED MACHINE in the '1 jocose questioning. Finally heasked, youhaven't got a false leg on?" said the TlllS NEW AND CORRECT 2SAP in Chicago, and you will DO ever so A Distinguished Pickpocket. market. agent much hewildered. "Do }ou still jump off the train going much obliged to any one who will get Under the heading of "A Distinguished Any one who buys the up the hill? If so, I must warn you Proves beyond my reasonible question th it the "No siryou can see for yourself," DEERINO yon a hack, see to jour trunk, and pay Pickpocket." the French journals CHiCAG O & NORTH-WES'. against it." avoids every chance of trouble and he held up his calves to be pinched. all the expense, tiood-bye, love." BINDER publish the following story: "At the "Well," said the other. "False leg, indeed!" or failure in the harvest "Good-bye, dark" Chateauroux races a skilful pickpocket CaveiU,TradeMa,ksTnPd ne nesw obtained fodr Inventions, or foi- imnro "Then what in the name of thunder "I thought," went on Higgins, "you with an open countenance whipped from And wasn't it strange that not one 1 ^"f" Is by all odds the best road for jon to jike when traveling ei he in an a i MANUPAOTURID BY did you mean by staggering round in told me the 5.50 train from New York the hand of a lady a richly-embroidered patent business single man in that car even spoke to nipt attended to Chicago and all of the Principal Points in tto Horf*. a,w! i'ot t. pt WGCI, William Deerlng, there just now like a pair of tongs in a was a slow train, and last Thursday handkerchief which she was carrying. that lady in a ride of three hundred fit Are you knock-kneed, or what?" night I stayed aboard of it until we got Carefully examine this Ma? Ihcp'ine pul Cities, of the ctai No th vctt i.rcbtu i lib The victim was unconscious of the robbery, miles?Free Press. "Why, you old fool," retorted the to Sheffield Street, because it was so road. Itx through tiains make close connections t'i the ii tine of a!l i ul ids at but some persons who were standing ict on CHICAGO. u* young man, with deep scorn, "don't you much nearer home. We were going close to her saw the deed committed, Manufactureralio of know anything? I was dancing the very fast but I got on therear platform and raised the usual cry of "Au Washing Dishes. *"h the PatenJ a Office Ike Bseriag ligU Beaper, The Deermg and Waniot Backet" and he rushed off consulting of the last car and jumped in the way voleurP' which is equivalent to our Do not set the little girls to washing his programme, while the unsophisticated you showed me. I had landed all right "Stop thief!" Our hero, instead of levanting dishes too early in life. In a large family Mm m, and The Leader Bsapers. **v: leg man went'around trying to convince at other times, but now I was whirled in like a vulgar rascal, remained oron a farm, it is one of the hardest, UNLESS Jan 31 83. the floor managers that a dangerous the air, and when I came down my upon the spot calm and immovable. most bothersome tasks, requiring the "VrUtTfooBTAllkD lunatic had managed to work his head went ploughing into the ground After casting a glance of superb disdain most skill and patience of any that can BUT THE BEST. way in there somehow.Derrick Dodd. with the force of a mud-digger. upon his would-be pursuers, he used the be found. Let them clear the table and e "I vias stunned and lay alongside the dainty handkerchief several times with wipe the dishes, but do not put them at track for a minute or two. The blood as much vigor as dignity. Then, with the dish-washing unless they wish it. P08T A Od'S English Opinion of Russian Jews. poured from all these cuts, and by the a jaunty air, tendered the lady her They can sweep once in a while, and _, C.A.^noiv&Co.. AMERICAN STUDENT LAMP. The effort of the poor Jews in Russia time I had staggered home I was a horrible handkerchief, saying, "Madam, a thousand they can iron small things they can Opposite P-t*nt office. Wash to emigrate to America is impeded by sight. The doctor said he never pardons: I came out without a hang out clothes they can even,take a 1 mvWJKUTl tei DP. Frazier's Hoot Bitters. an unexpected difficulty. It is the knew a man so mussed up and live. pocket-handkerchief, and nothing is mop and wipe a certain section of floor, practice of the Emigration Committee I've been in bed live days, and with my RootTBittertiymedicinalmm SEX5e* more inconvenient I thank you." The or scrub a kitchen table with a brush, stnc Frazier's are not a dra shop whwfee. at New York to find w*r for the immigrants, kneenearly smashed, this wrist sprained, astonishment this act created was so overwhelming or fill ajamp, and they feel then that 2S?.? $E and distribute them through the and my face feeling as if a harrow had that no one thought of arresting they have done something. There is a They act strongly upon the liver and kidneVs country in the occupations with which been over it, I ought to be there yet, the impudent thief, who was change and variety in all these, and stronWal ffiuS EffiVS*" they are acquainted. They distribute Hereafter I won't jump off even a horsecar soon lost in the crowd. something has been accomplished but !ne ffl^nd hundreds of thousands of persons every until it comes to a dead stop." washing dishes, forsooth! It has so long r-bIz,nprRusVo7^Kt year in this way, but they say they fail been given over to children and hire- i an with Jews. Either their employers lingsL Hairy Sheep, that it has fallen into disrepute, ITODEITLAT send them back, making charges of while the monotony of the occupation It is stated as a positive fact, and we YOP.IF Dealing With a Liar. idleness or incompetence, or the Jews and the name disgusts them. If they don't doubt it that sheep will lose their The only way to deal with a liar is to themselves return, declaring that "the propose to assist you in any way, unless wool in the second year thatthey are on beat him at his own game. That is, of ofrr-~ work is too hard." The committee has, it be washing, always accept. Never this island. No matter where they are course, unless he is the editor of a pious therefore, declined to receive any more tt.e.mdu:inesm lever Seeordeod let them have it to say, "I wanted to brought from, they will become as I newspaper. What started thisitem was en dmeor Jews. The truth seems to be that the i Trds' once, and now you make me do it." woolless as goats. Lambs dropped here 3?"l ated hanmtheedoctors JL*nd an ttte men read.ng about an American who had Fro th fir, a took?l2S?^te,o GUARANTEED THE BEST. Jews-are expected to do hard, manual 1 From the first dose I will retain wool just about the same CHICAGO NORTH-^ESlEfffJ RASLWAY. wel been to Europe, and who was telling a a amnow n perfect heain? .J.* feel labor and tnat in America, as ever}where ra*t ctpreS&j ecin one of the greate STRONG, STEADY LIGHT. length of time, when their woolly coats id I con^der vonrm ^if 9ir a'l Its principal lines, run* eah way daily i to fur or a r friend, who knew he was a liar, about af blessings, else, they refuse to do it, except Some years later, Dr. Milburn was pat* become nothing else but a soft short ouly road West, North or Northwest ofchicgo tu it u,scs the IX TIKES CHEAPER TXlAI* his trip across the Atlantic, and how on Cleveland, O under pressure of absolute necessity. GAS. Bjr ions Experience we tor of a church in Montgomery, Ala., RTIN hair, like in everyrespect to a goat We SEUB&S1** makefile BEST the 25th of the month "they encountered Imperial Palace Dining, Oars. Sold by all drn*Sl!'.JL Their business in the world, as the} where Hilliard and Yancy both lived, knew before that there were woolless rfENRTc8r,Toirp^vt- STUDENT LAMP MADE,, an the a swarm of locusts, ami the locusts think, is to distribute, taking a heav} There was a most animated contest be* sheep,but did not thinkthat an importation carried away every stitch of canvas off rt'nv ^irnetHaCriileAan lo.ven* 'pui*0iw4%r Itis the on'y road that runs PiiUm in SI toll upon the article distributed. That tween them for the seat in Congress, if Cll tt3M It has over A of any kind to a strictly tropic the ship." The listener looked thoughtful QOO ttfasKS OFHOAD- It for .is amon^ oth i, t'i loirovwn' Trunk Lin~s, is a useful function, but a colony can the wick mown In nt. Fully and Hilliard came out ahead. He was clime wouWresnlt as above.Key West a moment, and then said, hesitatingly, no more bemade up of distributors than a remarkable orator^ impassioned and Conned Bluffs, Oolira-lo and California Lin Democrat, w/ -t vuniia, Minnesota Contra! Dakoott Lint Line1" "Yes, I gness we met the same Sioux City 6b Nortleastern X* iriM a State can be composed of tax-gatherers. VhlwaiiYASt n^ii o, Pil-l & Minneapolis laminating, and would have made one tfor Catalogue* ,Or nlm &, Lake Superior Line.' I g, lilgin, Rukford, Krjjpm A Di-)iju Lin warm of locusts the next day. the 1 rii per Mr. Oliphant hopes to settle all Jha jdtsou Si Northi of the greatest preachers of the day. POST & COMP/SKi JnnAiv Valley, Pierre A Daiwoo i Vai. Ln "jftSth. Ev^ry locust had on a pair of Jews in Palestine, but he has outfitted to Yet he left the pulpit for the political A New York Judge has ruled that if canvas. pWnts." The first liar went Ticket*) over thi road are sold by all coupon tu kot a^e nta in the United S ales md Canada* -t say who will plow tho land, sow the arena, and whilst always irreproach. fortanV.roSCfe. maUg. ^MwiufaotMrw-9 a^. Pa* Bsmember to ask for ucketsvi* this road, be sure tin'/ reud over it, and take non other corner and kicked himself MA?^ mke 8fflasake much &^r seed, and cart the muck, The Jew will able fc hismorals, haa so far degenerated TO.**- iJZ i. D* LAYNG, Oen'l Superintendent, Chicago. W a rEN^ET Gcn'I^ss Agent, Cldc igof "ear after the proposal, the sngagemanf C.J%. HEIDEMA NN Jgt, NEW ULM MINN. s,sii nhwfc f, 1 ar ,1 -i^jr.- 1lr ..-^Aun^^,^ ll lrl