uamsoorough, and visited Mrs. Fennell. TOT AND HUMOR. thaws. And when we find that place DOHT HISS THE CIUiCE! It was evident that Mrs. Simpson possessed GLEANINGS, A COPGH, COLD. O KOBE we are going to camp down on it. And ft few airs which she wished to THROAT. it must be within twenty-five miles of "We old maids," remarked Miss Stibbins, display over Mrs. Fennell. "My hus- A cough, cold or sore throat shoo Id be stopped Coffee, used habitually, is so nutritive Philadelphia." AN EXTRA LARGE SUM OF "love oats because we have no Neglect frequently results in an incurenble lung THE BEST band," said Mrs. Simpson, "wanted me a food that Belgian miners can work on disease or consumption. Brown Bronchial husbands, and cats are alniostas treacherous When a foceign sovereign visits England 3V* 0 1ST ter get a finer hat den dis, but reflecting it alone for a good while. troches are certain to give relieve ii AMi.nn. E as men." the financial member of his suite is Bronchitis, Coughs, Catarrh, consiuuni'M mid dat de twenty dollar bills in de bottom OF ALL A Kentucky girl was struck by light-" Throat diseases. For thirty yeara the troche always told by the Lord Steward how A country paper speaks of a man who of de drawer was gettin' sauter sca'ce LINIMENTS have been recommended by physicians, and alwa ning and killed while dressing for her PACKED 1ST much his master ought to leave for the "died without the aid of a physician," like, I concluded to content im self wid ys gave perfect satisfaction. They are not wedding. servants at the palace. Fifty pounds a new or untried but hitvine been tested by wide and adds that "such instances of death a five dollar hat." "Wall, "361* was GOUT COIN and constant use for nearly an entire generation, The New York Observer is inclined night is the usual sum, but when Louis .are very rare." savin'." remarked Mrs. Fennell and they have attained well merited rank among the to think that the church-bell.. nuisance Napoleon came to Windsor for three few strong remedies of the age. Public speakers steppiug to the door, exclaimed, "Tildy, Wife"But, my dear, I shall catch and eraepl cse them to clear and strentchten should be prohibited by law. nights in 1855, he left 1,500an exuberance take dat one thousand dollar bill cold coming down so late to let you in." the voice: sold at 25 cents a box by nil druggist. FOB MAN AND BEAST. Husband*4Oh no love I'l rap of liberality which sorely vexed A West Hoboken man hasfallen upon away from dat chile. He tore up two Prince Albert, who* found a few week) the most effective way of reducing a refractory vesterday. Dar ain't no sense in allowin' you up well before you'eome down. For more than a third ofa centurythe Files! Files! Files! TOBACCO, later, when he went with the Queen to Mexican MumUtug Linimenthasbeen chillun ter'stro3 mone\ in dat way." wife to submission. He burns Heading from the local paper: "Lost, known to millions all over the worldas St. Cloud, that the3 too must leave tl,- Mrs. Simpson retired, realizing that her her face with a red hot poker. ASURE CURE FOUND AT the only safe reliance for the relief of a bine sapphire gentleman's scarf-pin," 500. The Emperor of Russia left the hat was a failure. In addition to the following Prizes o: accidents and pain. It is a medicine Piano keys, door-knobs and a variety etc. Schoolma'am, meditatively"What saiqe amount when he visited Engl vnd. LAST. NO ONE NEED above price ana praisethe best of Its Lockets, Gents' Pocket Books, of knick-knacks are made in Germany a jewel of a man he must be!" kind. For every form ofexternalpain 4 ^m SUFFER. of sawdust and glue pressed into Albums, Ladies' the Young Swell: "Fraulein Mathilde, MEXICAN General Farm Notes. Crimean Incidents. shape. Chains, Smokeis' Companions may I offer you my arm?" "Mathilde: The cultivation of cork is receiving A sure enre for blind, Blced.rg, itching ai til Bricks from the late residence of Pocket Knifes, Tobacco Boxes. "Oh, this offering jour arm is getting cerated Piles has been discovered by Dr. W illiam, great attention in the Southern States, A Rather Mute Breakfast PartyDangers at the (un Indian remedj,) called Dr. William's Indian Wendell Phillips, in Essex street, Boston, GEO. LUERSSEN &CO. Sole Agts monotonous. Why not offer me your especially in Georgia. FrontLost His Noso. Ointment. A single box has oured the worst are in great demand among relichunters Ijand for a change?" CHICAGO chronic cases of 25 or 30 years standing N one MustangLinimentis withont#n equal The habits and requirements of each of that city. need suffer five minutes after applying this wonder Cordial term*) prevailed between the For Sale hy "Adolpluis, let us leave the a\cnuc animal should be watched, and its feeding I penetrates flesh mn& mTUkw ful soothing medicine Lotions, instruments and British and French officers of corresponding A robin has built her nest close by a the rery bonemaking the continuance electuaries do more harm than good. William's and stroll along the margin of the riv- governed according to itsmeeds. JOS. BOBLETER, of pain and inflamjflation impossible. rank. There was no more Ointment absorbs the tumors, allays the intense circular saw in a mill in Fitchburg, FOR RHEUMATISMI er." "Not anj, Evangeline no more Leon county (Fla.) tomatoes are Its effects upon Human Flesh and New LTlm itching, (particularly at night after getting warm striking instance of this among the older Mass., and has laid four eggs undismayed the Brute Creation are equally wonderful. margins for me." (Adolphus had been nearly as large as cocoanuts. some of in bed,) acts as a poultice, gives instant am pain- ORGAN S MUSTANGnacixeMehT men than that of Sir Colin Campbell by the buzzing of the saw and less relief, and is prepared only for PilOs, speculating in futures that week.) ltching them measuring fourteen inches in circumference. of the pma'' itirts,an for nothing else and Gen. Vinois. The one commanded the whir of the machinery. -whatthe The broom-drill mania is extending Bead Ho J. coflinberry of cleaveand the Highland brigade at Balaklava, and Mme. Materna is said to be a liberal Mississippi has somethingover 30,000, says about Dr William's Pile Ointment: I all over the country, but it is noticed Keuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, the other was at tho head of the nearest ave used scores of Pile cares and it afford-* me giver, and is immeusely popular with 000 acres of landmuch of it is therichest that the 301111: hulie* who are most CKpeit ltusure to say that I have never found anything French brigade on tho heights. Although liniment is seeded by somebody in Backache, Soreness of the Chest, the chambermaids wherever she stops. nTpctaTM.one348etsBeo*,JK0*t0fo! known to man. Less than 5,000,000 huh cave Mich 1 mined ate and permanent relief in the 1iil generally go off on a lnelitiding Sb..Ba, Oetee Coupler, Stool the Scotchman could not speak Book every bouse. Every day brings newgci sad Music, in Solid Black 'walnut Case Not so with Gerster, whom they consider lir. William's Indian Ointment Bout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swelling* acres are cultivated. \isituhou house-cleaning commences. the subdueda,iy stgoan ofof* rheaunatllos awfucal martyrsb or rena a word of French nor the Frenchman a For Sale by all druggists or mailed on receipt of "perfectly despisable." The United States Consul at Prescott and Sprains, Burns and .Said Kate to her new husband, rice, $100 stored, or a valuable horse or ox word of English, they were in the habit reports that $1,200,000 worth of egg HENRY & CO, Sole Prop'rs. Humboldt'told Sir John Bowringthat saved by the healingpowerofthis Scalds, General Bodily "John, what rock does true love split of breakfasting together every Sunday, LINIMENT were imported the past year from Canada all the dahlias in Europe were the descendants CLEAVELAND, O. upon?" Quoth John, and grinned from Pains, alternately in each other's tents, without to the United States. Noyes Bros &, cutler, St. Pan), holesale Agt. of a few seeds lie had gathered ear to ear, "The rock of )onder cradle, an interpreter. There they would Sept 1M-82 Tooth, Car and Headache, Frosted The greatest wool-growing county in in Mexico and sent in a letter to dear." sit smiling on the opposite sides of' the Feet and Ears, and all other Juno 15-82 the United States is said to be Washington Lady Holland. which speedily cures such ailments of table, helping one another to the best We saw a oung man going zig-zag county, Pa. It produces annually Pains and Aches. the HUMAN FLESH as A Dubuque man who found a wallet of even thing, but onh 8:13 ing: up the street the other da\, singing, Wanted, Agents.Startling as the 2,500,000 to 3,000,000 pounds of wool, Rheumatism, Swellings, Stifl* Ho Preparation on earth equals ST JACOBS OIL containing $300 in cash, refused to give "My*friend, Vinois!" "Money is a hard thing to borrow." A pages of romancefrom aa a safe, mure, simple aud cheap External worth in cash $1,000,000 for the wool Joints, Contracted Muscles, Burns his wife $5 to buy a hat, and she peached the lowest depths of'sla\ery to position among "M011 ami, Campbell'" Remedy A trial entails but the comparatively wag exclaimed, "Yes., and a tight thing and Scalds, Cuts, Bruises and alone. the lowesn depths landof S the lire ti the "Life and Times" of trifling outlay of 50 Cents, and every one suffering on him amLmad him restore the Sprains, Poisonous Bites and Whether ornottheFienehman proved to pa back." the lire tin the land Regularity in feeding is of much imfnows with pain can have cheap and positive proof of iti Stings, Stillness, lameness, Old whole sum to the loser. Frederick Douglass, constant in his kindly fce'.ing is not recorded claims. Sores, Ulcers, Frostbites, Chilblains, Said Tom. "Since I have been abroad ortance, for every experienced feeder Sore Nipples, Caked Breast, and A new kind of English glass is made but it is a historical fact that, Directions in Steven Languages. F\e taken so much veal that I'm that animals soon learn when Indeed every form external disease. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS by taking it before it is fairly melted years afterward, on the Scotchman's ashamed to look a calf in the iaee." "I I beals without sear*. written by lume'f, 18full page illustrations, price the time of feeding comes, and, if it IN MEMOIUE. For the BHUTE CREATIOW it cures and while it is full of bubbles, and shaping death as Lord Chyle, a sum was found $2 5 Outn\als "Uncle TomV Cabif." in thi ilhug s'posc, sir, then." said a wag, )ou conlihe passes, they fret and worry, which interferes Sprains, Swinny, Stlfl* Joints, A. VOSUELER & CO., and romantic interest with tiie added charm that it while it is half liquid, half solid. appointed in his will for the purchase of to sha*e without a glass." with their growth and thriftiness. Founder, Harness Sores, Hoof Dis** very word is ti ue. A mar*. tlous stoi mot graphically It is not peculiarly fragile, and appears a mourning ring to be sent to his friend eases, Foot Hot, Screw Worm, Scab, told and of great historical value This volume Baltimore, Md., V. 8. Am A itt\ lady, who is, however, somewhat HoUow Horn, Scratches, windgalls, Venetian. ill be eagerly sought for by the hundreds of Vinois. 111 LYDI A PIHKH&M, OF LYNN, MASS., Professor Stewart says muck may be given to"exaggeration, was trying Spavin, Thrush, Ringbone, thousands who have watched the remarkable caer Lieut. Elliot, of the 5th Dragoon Detroit is all "torn up" over the discovery Old Sores, Poll Evil, Film upon composed thus: Forty bushels or one and ha*.e been thrilled by the elequence of to tell a friend hat a poor appetite she the Sight and every other ailment guards,admirabl saved thedevotedness.. life of Gen Scarlett this wonderfi-1 man. 1 re work gives an .iccojnt that the collections of drop letters wagon-load of dry muck, five bushels had, and said. "I eat very little a Ilea, his A tall to which the occupants of the of many interview with promi nent men and narrates b3r in the boxes around the High School Stable and Stock Yard are liable. of unleached ashes, 100 pounds of bone would be a barbecue for me." many anecdotes concerning them unknown Russian officer, perceiving that the officer Block indicate that the 3'oung lady pupils The Mexican Mustang Liniment to tie general public It abounds in mar graceful flour, 100 pouuds of plaster can be "It the howling of a dog alwaja followed always cures and never disappoints leading the charge must be of high touches both of wit and eloquence are engaged in desperate clandestine thrown into a heap three months before and it is, positively, 'He is such a remarkable m.iu that people like to b\ a death?" asked a little girl of rank, placed himself so as to cut him correspondence. using, and fermentation will take read abont him, and no wonder."Boston Congregatiomhst THE BEST her father. "Xot alwa\ s, my dear because down when he should reach the column. place. Mr. H. M. Stanley, the discoverer of sometimes the man that shoots "It is as inspiring as a poem "Woman's Journal Gen. Scarlett, being extremely In 1880 the West produced more than Livingstone, is now in command of the misses him," was the reply. short-sighted, was notpiepnrcd to guard ONL $30 OF ALL half of the wheat of the country, the 'No stranger story has been or e*.er will be Belgian West African expedition. He his left. Elliot, who was riding close Young ladies with aitificially clear LINIMENTS told."Boston Advertiser. center of wheat production being a line has again surmounted the Congo Falls "It i a more absorbing tale than any creation behind him as his aid-de-camp, gave complexions should not permit the running north and south, and touching and reached Stanley Pool, where he is of fiction."Troy (N Times hs horse the spur, and dashing past men to kiss them on the cheek if they "Destined to a widt eale "Hartford Courant. the Mississippi at St. Louis. The present building a Belgian station. Tis Oinajji is Bona? cm CTS Oia fux him just as the Russian had raised his "The whole story is exceedingly well told would become manled. To go off year the center of production will The Amalgated Association of Iron Rochester Democrat. arm to stiike, ran the hittur through the quicklv, they should keep their powder probably be a north and south line entirely Address J. S GOODMAN CO Chicasto, 111. 27 8tops, 10 Sets ReedtT$90. and Steel Workers shows that this body bod3' with such force that the thrust dry west of the Mississippi. FOB MAN OB BEAST. FREE! BpoatoadTaneetofias. Ordernow. Basaltbr has 80,000 members in the United States, went home to the hilt. The Russian "What did you do to break that Cut-worms can be cheated out of destroying BankDraft, Post Office Order, or Beglatered and that its actions "govern the affairs was turned quite lound in his saddle Letter. Boxed and shipped withoutaMoment's vase?" "Ah! Madame, nothing could cabbage and other plants, by of over 700,000 people engaged in the before the saber could be disengaged, be easier. I had it in my handlike RELIABLE SELF-CURE surrounding each plant with an oak, various iron industries." and then he fell dead to tho ground. thisand I stiuck it against the corner hickory, or some other strong leaf, set BEST! Gen. Scarlett recommended him for promotion Strikes are not, as a rule, successful. NEW RICH BLOODl of the table, so And ho breaks the deep enough to prevent blowing away. [business before the public. Yon A favorite presr. ption of one of the and lor the Victoria cross, on The statistics reported by the Bureau of |can male money faster at work most noted aud successful specialists in the U. S. mate to it. Another remedy, said to be effectual is (.iow retired) for the cure of Nervous Debility. foru* thanat an}tbingele Capital account of his distinguished conduct in Labor of Massachusetts show that, out to put sawdust about the roots, and saturate nmt ManHGoO,, JVeakuf-ua and Mteeay. Sen! not required We will start A man advertises for an "amiable this charge ot the Heavy brigade but of 159 strikes, only 18 were entirely successful IU plain sealed enveiope/re e. Drugghus can fill yon tl2 a day and upwards with gas tar water. The sawdust wile," and ha* had the supposed treasure Address DR. WARD & CO., Louisiana, Me. made by the industrious at home neither of the application's was entertained 109 were unsuccessful 16 were rarmmf Purgative pl make New Kich will retain the scent of the tar, and tor one week, expresses himself Men, women, boys and girls wanted everywhere Blood, and will completely change the blood in b3' the Hoi so gnaids tor what compromised, and 6 were declared to be PS LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S drive away cut-worms and other insects. to ork for us. Now i the time. Yon can devote theentiresystem in three months. Anyperson thus olvtuicl\ bhe hadn't been in tho reasons no moital can tell. This "beau partly successful. yourwhole time to it or only our spare moments who willtake 1 pill eachnightfrom 1 to 12weeks hon* twenty-four hoius before the milk MLYSS.!' No other business will pay you nearl\ as I VEGETABLE COMPOUND. sabieur," a he was'dubbed b\ many of -r. my beapossible. lie restored to sound mailhealth,letter if such a thing Jane Swisshelm, havingmauledAbraham The beet-sus:ar interest does not ell Bio one willing to woik can til to iuak souied." Sentby for 8 stamns. his friends, received no les*? than fourteen I State & fls.-iri enoimons pay by engig ngat once Costly outfl .Cnc to her vindictive heart's content, is I. S. JOHNSON CO., Boston, Mass, flourish in this country, and there IsaPoBitlyeCtire opportunity for making great1 An auctioneer, bv birth a native of the and ms 'ree A wounds on that ill-fated l:iy* After formerly Hangar, Mm. W 111 tcud pre|*hl ejiiu to any 1 Jrtaa t-r 4r now engaged in pulling down the Presbyterian seems to be very little prospect that it nionxft.*ista,ily nd honorably Address True it BAND CATALOGUE, If rv_,-* I Giecn I-!e caused to be punted on his IfiFNTft WANTFI1 EVERYWHERE to sen far all thasa Patafttl Caaiplalata ana Wealraaaaaa the battle, one of his biother-officers Church. There will not be An gey ea Maine ever will. Most, if not all, the old establishments aaaaeaaaaa) t* ear beat fearmle population. Lfor li&i, SOU handbill** at a recent sale, "Every.ar- HIICIIIO nHIl I the best Family Knitting ljf went into his tent and found him standing of Instruisen-s i its. It will cur* entirely the worst form of Female Com* much left of this universe when Jane have failed, closed up, or Machine ever invented Will knit a pair of Pompom, EpnuletN I ticle sold goes to the highest bidder, unless before a looking-glass. plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Clcera stockings, with HEEL and TOE complete, in concludes to take a rest.Courier-Journal. SUndi. Drum \liyrr'- Si it PEOPLE WHO LIVE devoted their buildings to other purposes, SO minutes. It will also knit a great variety ef fancywork it so li iL Uon, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent .Hte, Sundry Baud 011I1U. 1 em that some gentleman "Hallo i, Elliot. BeautitVmg, are and we hear of no new ones going for which there Is always a ready market**Sena IMmtcrhti, akc inrlu I&, I tn tmo ml i mi9" Spinal Weakness, and is particularly adapted to the along the line of and near to the oldSf. p^UL a? fercuea for Amateur Baitdt, anil 4 iaio-iic for circular and terms to the Twombly Knitting 3 bids 11101 into operation. According to the SIOUX CITY RAILROAD iml it* anous Change of Life. of Cbeico Uaud ilu-u. In reply to a question from Postmaster Hacntne Co., 4U9 Washington St. Boston, Hass. Young man (wishing voting lady to "Yes," wa the answer. "I am sticking Blanch Lines, now a utof the It will dissolve and expel tumors from the nteraa In report of our Consul at Cologne, how* Hunt, of Rochester, Treasurer Gilfillan Chjdagcgtftiul.^Iiiwe- *ASK*F0R* notice his embryomustache) "Well, I've an early stage of development. The tendency to can on my nose ever, the business is prospering on the has written that United States BUTTER COLOR eerous humorstherela checked yery speedily by Its use. been tiyng to raise a mustache for the kpoli*i & Onijilih. Iine It had been si-1died nearl3 off his face continent of Europe. veils.Kicnardsoii & Co a coins, affected by natural abrasion only It removes falntnese, flatulency, destroysall craving The largest Butter Buyers recommend Its s ro,,ad last two weeks." Young lady"lam in the melee. lie was a most agreeable Epilepsy in pigs is generally due to ff^lf* for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach. and not multilated in an3 way, must be PERFECTEDL or son3 vou had it shaved off betore I saw and kindheartcd comp inion, and a very irritation of the digestive organs, from It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, L^ received by the Government officers at ?housandJs kiiow tint Hiisiithe short an! id Une to ill r.?Il^!^ it." Young man taints. able cavali officer, but his modesty General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. improper food, worms, etc. For pigs of Dairytaen say I I S PERFECT. Used by allthe best Creameries. Awarded the Inter- their face value. poitits in Centeal indWcttni iii-M.ur to all national Diploma at N. Y. Dairy Fair. never permitted U'.tn to talk of his ser- Askvour drnggistormerchantf orIt or write toask what It Is, what under 3 months old, give a teaspoonful Courting episode: Tho gothic style of points Km*, is Nebrt*.ki Col i ilo Tex is, tt costs, who nsesl t, where to get it. WELLS, RICHARDSON 4c CO. Proprietor*, Barlhvtom, r" That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight A new departure has been made in Ciliicin n, Anzoni New and Old Mexico, iml vice**. When Gen. Scarlett's twoiocommendalions of flowers of sulphur. It may be given hand-wiiting, now so popular among Jf USE ifONLYfTHISJfTHE^FIRSTJMLr\N JfTH E i BESTjf and backache. Is always permanently cured by Its use. thit this is the Only AI M* between *ninue*ot* the attire of ball-room waiters in London. were negatived, Elliot said two or three times daily during a week, oung lulies, may have its disadvantages. awd the South Weut, It will at all times and under all circumstances act In An association has been started, that he could not expect to be rewarded THROUGH 7 GREAT CITIES harmony with the law* that govern the female system. It is saiil that a young man who in a little thin gruel, which the pigs do all the members of which adopt neat for having done 011I3 his duty, and For the cureof Kidney Complaints of either sex this THkii PEOPLE'S ROUTE THROUGH TIIE GOLDEN NORTE not object to consume voluntarily. leceived a specimen ot it could not tell, livery of black with gilt buttons, and Compound Is unsurpassed. nothing moie than any other officer Change of food and comfortable quarters of the populous Missounv alley, namely for the life of him, whether it was "Yes, WE ST IS THE LYDIA M. nVKUAWB VEGETABLE COM* knee-breeches withsilkstockings. Dressed ilwaukeeandSt.PaulRailway. would have done. Cipt. Morris, of tho are essential also, plenty of sour with pleasure/' "No, thank 3on," or a 8iux City, Council BlutT Otmmhm, POUBTPIa prepared at S3S and 135 Western Avenue. thus the waiters will not be mistaken 17th lancers, grievously wounded in the Si. Joseph .itchiton, l*mceuworth milk, unripe fruit, ample range of liberty sketch of a picket fence. Lynn, Mass. Price fL Six bottles fort*. Sent by mail for honored guests. ,ind MmummsCtty head, was byng with hi:*, hoise's biidle la the form of pills, also in the form of lozenges, on and pure water. Cook"Madame, may I ask you for Th St Paul fc Sioux CityRiilroad, now know receipt of price, per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham Guntersville, Ala., is the most fortunate in his hand, when a 3 oung cornet of the Grasses that have spreading roots as the B"cfrM MBtriton of the Chicago, St my testimonials?" Mistress"What do freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send for pamphlet. town in America. It is absolutely same regiment, Sir George Wombwell, Panl Minneapolis fc Omaha Line, Is also the Shor like red top and its kindred varieties, 3 ou expect me to write 3 ou worthless Address aa above. Mention this Paper. and Uireel M,(ne from Central md Western Min ITS 4 500 MILES OF FIRST-CLASS RAILROAD without any local government. It had whose horse had been shot under him, are best early cut, as nature at once sets creature? Surely, you can't expect me nesota, Western Iowa, Dakota Nebraska and th We family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S Include Through Routes between the terminal points of all the heavy lines showji on this map. been managed by Mayor, Aldermen and ran past him in the vain attempt to South-West to about repairing the loss with new to say that I am satisfied with you." LIVER FILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness, Marshal, but there was so little tc* steal catch another, vv hich was galloping riderless. shoots but timothy needs to be fully ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS and torpidity of the liver. St cents per box. Cook"Isn't necrssary. Only write that they lost interest in the city affairs JtaT Sold by all Drugglata. developed, from the fact that its bulbous that I remained with 3011 thr-je months. and finally ceased paying any attention "Take mine," said Capt.Morris. "My roots are also putting out new ind the entile North and North-West, and to th That will be my bestrecommudation." Lumber Districts of Northern Wisconsin. to city matters altogether. Oh happy riding is over." bulbs for the next crop, and to sever .fj St Pit ml connections are made with i Guntersville, how art thou blessed. "No, no," answered Wombwell, "I the stalk cuts off a large dependency remarked Xmittern Jticition ot the Chicago, St. Panl, Mj to-da\,v "I met Mr. Miggles will help 3011 to mount and you will get neapohst Omaha line, for Northern and Cetrlsnonsin, for the support of this new growth, If" CELEBRATED ^HtX A cool Philadelphia bigamist got his Mrs. Chippick. "He's quite a changed and or Chicago and all points i.u back all right." and, unless conditions arc exceedingly wife to dress him to go and marry another and the running of trains i so an anged that pa. man. I hardly know him, he's so chipper The captain became insensible, and setigers from the Western DiMsion of Uu hu\ favorable, the bulb with its new offspring woman. and lhclj." "Indeed," responded oan ha \e from one to one and one half hourslo ae^L Wombwell, thinking him dead, got on dies. teud to bu mess in St Paul if desired her husband gravely. "How very A use has at last been found for the his charger and roue to the lines unhuit. When yo* go South or South Westbesur* to. It is now an established fact that the strange' I read in the paper that his Canada thistle. A shepherd in South Capt. Morris recovered his senses over this Line through the %tten Big- iiitle*. peach does well budded on the Miner wife sailed for Europe last week." nd when you go north, cast or northwest, Anstralia declares that they furnish 8e hen some Cossacks were robbing him. plum. W. F. Heikes, of Huntsville, through St mnl tItt Urent ttailromd Centre oti Brooklyn Eagle. more and better food for sheep during a the grea Northwest lay still, lest the3 sltpuld dispatch Ala., is growing heavy stocks of the protracted drouth than any plant that ssenger trams daily, St. Paul to Chicago, a A certain preacher once took for his Two him it the3 saw that he was alive. After peach propagated in this way, and says: grows. The flower buds are eaten by through Llroy and Madison, with Pullman Pala-eSleepmg text, "Husbands, love 3 our wives." they had left him, up came an English "This stock makes handsome fibrous Cars ocench train. lambs in preference to any kind of Pausing for a moment, he glanced toward troophorsc, vv ith his nose on the roots on our soil, and carries its size up grass. THROUGH TICKETS Emily, (his wife) and began a ground, evidently seeking his fallen well to the peach, completing a perfect During her recent visit to Barcelona, follows: "Now. brethering, we sartinly rider. Capt. Morris took hold of the. union. The wood of the peach on plum er this route are on sale at all principal stations don't love our wives as we'd orter. I Sara Bernhardt submitted her head to bridle, and contrived to mount the animal, Be sure and buy a through ticket as t^ay are eeu is more solid, sturdy and hardy than on don't love Emily as I orter, but if I was the examination of a local phrenologist erally cheaper: but if you cannot get tbe tickets which stood quiet for him to do peach, as anyone will believe who has you desire or the "ifcrmation wanted about rates to have another wife, I'd love her better'n of repute. The man of science, after a so. He rode in the direction of our grown the apricot on the different connections, Ac at jour home station write to I hev Emilv long and careful scrutiny, declared that the lines, till the horse was killed by a undersigned, and your letter wsll recei\e stocks." prompVattehtionJ the conformation of the great actress' W.TkASPALK, round shot. The fall rendered him insensible The father of the family examines his F.B.CLARKK. General Agent, head was rather that of a man's than of once more. When he regained watch with perplexitj\ "I can't understand, Gen. Traflic Manager St. Paul Mum. itW STOMACH ITTEf*s For Married People, An examination of which, ana reference to tho latest Atlas of the country, will show that this is a woman's. my love," he sa3S to his wife, GOLD.makinwhmonegooedowealth}e,moneyr,ehfosucwhilad-vanofferedeeeartakchancetimprovmaktotthanoyealwajoedbecomothoychancwhgfoteeeGreaThostaggenerallthos The Business Men's. Tourists'and Health-Seekers'Bonanza,S You make a mistake when, in your The home for working girls in London, to-dta ^IX& CENTERS. "w hat's wrong with this vv atch. I suppose consciousness, he tried to alk. Stumbling anxiety for 3 our home and homo com* 1,, AsitistheDIRFXf and. in most eves^AlaVftffOTHbB&fi^% called Garfield House, at the formal it wants to be cleaned." "Oh, no, often, and sitting down when he forts you send your husband to his social opening of which Minister Lowell presided, pa," replies one of his olive-branches," NORTHERN ILLINOIS, all WISCONSIN. IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA felt exhausted, he found himself at last pleasure alone, thus compelling The feeble and emaciated, suffering from contains thirty-nine bed-rooms, a "it can't be dirty, for bab3 and I were beside the body of an officer, whom he dyspepsia or indigestion in any form, are advised, him to seek enjoyment away from your dining-room, a sitting-room and a li- scrubbing it all morning in the bath-tub for the sake of their own bodily and recognized as Capt. Nolan. Knowing PALATIAL SLEEPING AND DRAWING-ROOM CARS restraining^ influence. chances remain in poverty. We want many men, brai'3, and each occupant will pay for with the hair buiah, and we used plenty mental comfortharmles to try Hostetter's Stomach women, boys and girls to work for us right in. mostand its restorativ thus that he must be near the lines, as You make a mistake when you economize Bitten. Ladiesof the delicate constitution 8 4N D her accommodation from 65 cents to $1 of soap." their own localities Any one can do the work lt poor Nolan had fallen at the beginning SUMPTUOUS COACHES AND SMOKING CARS, in things that would tend to your properly from the first start The business pavs a week. P^PGrtHM. Physicians everywhere, disgusted A man of good address presents himself of the charge, he summoned up the remains more than twelve times ordinary wages. Exp -n wife's good looks or health, thus depriving J .,.__ "enrcwo nawAC W"h "je adnlterated liquors of commerce, prescribe si\e outfit ordered free N one who engages fails A house painter of Morgan City, La., at a house, desiring employment. it as the safest and most reliable of all of the indomitable resolution for her of her very means of growing will have the priyilearc to make money rapidly. Yon can devote your e erv pai tic lar to be found in the orlti stomachics. KAU.S, an.4 fue BEST fell from a church steeple, slid down the The gentleman to horn he applies, after which ho was noted in the army, and daily more and more attractive in 3'our whole time to the business or onlj yonr pare mo For sale by all Druggists and Dealers roof, bounced off the eaves, crashed ments Full information and ail that is needed asking a few questions, savs: "Well, finally staggered into the camp of the own eyes, and cheating 3 ourself out of generally. sent free. Address STINMIV &Co .Portland, Maine tluough a scaffold, and fell ker-thump my good fellow, I like 30111- looks, and Light brigade. I saw him often during much domestic enjov ment. Nov 20,1SS2 on the ground. Despite a dislocated I'm willing to engage von.*' "I have his slow lecovery from his wound, and Parkert Haiperfei Baisaanil You make a mistake in being careless 1 shoulder, two broken ribs and a score of also a favorable impression of monsieur, conceived the highest admiration for of your person or dress, which forms SalUfiw Ike IVtiilto is 13 Hiir Reiton-r cuts and bruises, he rose to his feet, and I will give him an answer after him. He was most deservedly promoted, one of the principal pictures on memory's Drunif(. Ailiiurol tit Itscleinlliiiss nuil eleiiitii(!rfiiine. Kever Fails to Restore (Jicy or Faded Hair gazed heavenward and exclaimed, "Well, making inquiries in respect to the house, and, after the Crimean war was over, wall, the mother or wife in neat 6 S MERRILL, Grn'lJUnrw le UM \outUlul ulur. Us. (1 (1 tizci nt nil druggist*. I'll be d." which will result, I have no doubt, most A CARPENTER, C'lPan.MdTitket!. went with his regiment to India, home attire. favorably." where he died, A shrewd lawyer of Baltimore employs You make a mistake when 3*011 button THIS NEW AND CORRECT MAP One is always sorry to hear of tho a lovely girl to do his jury packing. your small change in 3 our pockets, An Englishman, being accustomed to Proves beyond any reasonable question that the death of one's comrades at the front Her bewitching glances, smiles, excusing it by the reflection: "I have pace his room late into the night, and GHsOAG O & NORTH-WESTERN R* but, whether it be that it happens so and, finally, her fascinating company, not enough for ni3 self when I have wearing heavy shoes, his neighbors on quite caught a young juryman, and he frequently that it ends by leaving one more than I want 1 will divide." You the right and left, and in the story below, I obtaintd for nev inventions, or for innrov swung the jury to her side in a contested callous, more or less, or that the uncertainty make an inexcusable mistake right combine and make him a present a engagedd i ments in old ones Caveats, Trade Marks an a Is by all odds the best road for you to lake when traveling either direction between ce ffi will case. Now the other side are of one'sown fate encourages egotistical there. of the most comfortable pair of slippers P*tent busne. attended to. aten Chisago and all of tba Principal Points in tha West, North and fiortiiwsst. howling for a new trial for the reasons indifference to the fate of others, that money could bin'. The Englishman INVENTIONS UTftAVE BEEN REJECTS* You make a mistake when he comes i,n may still, .i most i asss, be patented by us Bern* given. it is certainly a fact that an intrenched receives the gift with gratitude, and i home, fretted aud tired vv ith life's cares Caiefnlly cxaiiiuc this Map. The p*inc.p:.l Cities of the V.'estand Noithwest arc Station*, ou ?J! I is so pleased with his slippers that he camp is not the most favorable sphere and struggles, that 3 ou do not divert road. Ih. through trains make loe connections th tho trams of all railtoads at junction nt- Blood has often been seen on the face PATENT BUSINr S KXCLUSIV ELY, wen* puts them on whenever he goes out to in the world for the development of altruism his mind bv- some cheerful story or Patent.re curepatentsin leai. timethan those who are of the moon, but it remained for John Washingto"nu lsactlo,, walk, reserving his shops entirely for and benevolent sympathies. I mote from and hR musetadepend makS..aupp song, and make him feel that no matter tS l* -s to its a G. Jackson, an astronomer of forty a Office.a odeor nl sketeh we the house! recollect a case of an officer, noted for how cold and unfeeling the world is, years' standing, in Hockessin, Del., to rs,e UALKS t0 ,ft,t kind-heartedness and affectionate manner Ve there is one sure haven of refuge, unfailing, -^I?^i PaleE discover a cloud 100 miles long and forty E J. M. S., Little Rock, Arks "Can you than wel th m\ii^!\\\\Aimtm J!. f more4 toward those around him, having to to which he is CHARGCorresponJencecoa. miles broad just over the westerly give me anyreceipt forpreserving fence ?i,!i y*:*"-.* HAR OE so give a message to his favorite aid-decamp come. StffiiffSHffit *e edge of the mare custom.* He advises, posts? Please reply in yournext issue," rGeneralD Key.. tocarry, whenthelatter was struck p,sm8St You make a mistake in not taking into astronomers to examine the same spot We can't do it. We have asked several (liufrrr, Itueliu, Mandrake, btillingin and oH clients in every State i dead by around shot, your business confidence 3*our wife about two days after the next new many of the best medicines known are here combined ladies, and all of them say they never toou rH,Jt f^ ia i officials in the U. S. Patent 5 Pow ed into a medicine of such tried and effective nde8D a* "j "I she who is touse and distribute earnings. moon. must ask you to carry this mes. tried it, believing that it would take too powers, as to make ilie Greatest Blood Purifier&thc 2r4^. sage," said the officer, turning to an* Her skill and foresight would save you much sugar, and that the thing wouldn't of the Union and in .nada. For special references, But Health and StrengthRestorer Ever Used. The four paintings recently stolen other aid-de-camp, and explaining the many a heart and headache, if she terms.advice,ft ..Address be much of a delicacy any way. But It cures T\sncpn Rheumatism, Sleeplessness, from the palace of the King of the Bel. A Snow & Co., particulars, which he entered into as if oould only see things a,s you see them. they say if you want to know how to fix alldiscjscs of the Stomach, liowcls, Lunj,b, Liver, Opposite Patent office, Waahingto gians, at Brussels, were out out of the Kidneys, and all lennle Complaints. nothing unusual had taken place. You make a mistake when you set tomatoes or can green corn they can frames. No trace that remained promised Dr. Frazier's Boot Bit e. If on are wasting awiy with Consumption or Another friend of mine, a most worthy your children an example of disrespeot flood jou with information. Texas Sittings. any disease, use the 1 ON-C to dny It will surely to lead to the finding of the robbers. officer, never could speak seriously on help you. Remember! it 1 far superior to Bitters, tor their father, who has the first right The stolen pictures were these: Essences of Cinder and other Tonics, as it builds any subject whatsoever. He had received to their and jour obedience and attention. up the system without intoxicating. 50c. nnd$i "La Dispute au Cabaret," by Madon? A New Notion: Engaged Sister (en- e^r*? 8 kidnev1s^ a bad wound while going his sues, stall dealers in drags. None genuine without They act strongly noon the liver .i/v.^2. The act strongly upon the liver and "Un Cafe Arabe de la Haute Egvpte," gaged to a thing with chequesthat is ugnatureofllisccx &Co.,N Y. Send for circular rounds in the trenches, and had been You make,a mistake when your son tno bowels onen and regular, inakc ihl wf!i byRobie "UneVue d'Asouan,*' also LAKGX SAYING IN BUYINO IBM DOLLAR 6IZX. to say checksthat is to sav, with strong, heal the lungs, build ODX rw. !A eouveyed to the hospital at Scutari, comes to you, and in broken tones confesses W^ttamewmmewmmmmmmmmmmmmmwmm Robie, and "Un Vieillard et une Jenne cleanse the blood an! system of ?ve?y %$&* both)"Oh, how nice! The Provident where Miss Nightingale nursed him. his error and weakness, that you For Dizziness, Rush of Blood to the Heid iAd Fille tenant au Perroquet," by Van Regenmortel. Lovers' Mutual Assurance association OPIUMHTBITS! One morning he complained to her most do not comfort and strengthen him to K1 (limited), guarding against all accidentsand bitterly of the noise which other wounded do right, instead of giving censure and see! If he dies, or gets broken The New York World says: "The Andre reproof. officers in the same ward had made dryaipelas, Sore Eyes and fo, yoW i n,*& all to pieces, or anything, you get monument, on the summit of Traitor's orom Weakness or BeaUi^/awIa tEnmTZt^JP In the night, having kept him awake Vou make a mistake when you leave Oh, how jolly!" Engaged Young Man 3ySr3*SS-rrS,W"E,rooderomemd,dyeot*,wJwe*1*!wXl2ktnh hill, in the village of Tappan, has when he wished to sleep, She told him your young daughter to learn by sorrow "And if the girl's looks fa^ off, and at last given way under repeated attacks that those officers had died in great and experience the lessons she should all that doe3 it say anything?" Chorus: made upon it by defacers and relic-hunters, agony. have been taught at her own fireside. "The idea! Is it likely?" lips who have literally picked to "Well." he said, "I should feel so Yon both make terrible mistakes in pieces and carried away the bases upon "What colored frame will foh have, THE CHICAGO NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY. muchobliged to you, if, next time, you not walking firmly and honestly, side medicine one of the greatest which the monument rested. It has now ma'am?" inquired a shopman of a ladv y would ask any mortally wounded officers bv side, in the paths you want your V d. COIL lde A hiJif^!* N.^-pe*bMlUe*O tumbled over and lies on the sod, its who had called to have her prospective, blessings, you may be taking care of in this children to follow. husband's picture framed. *Well jou lettered^ face turned upward. The place Imperial Palace Dining Cars, pc MRB. MARTI Cleveland, ward to die quietly without disturbing Soldb atla i?iMiS^"iL7Tl**55* ought to know mor,e about it than "l," "ere buttle, has an air of desolation." others in the night"Temple Bar.- ^*f DAViaiAmiBnH&SOIlSSfHIlA- Sole Prop'rs, was the lady's reply. "I want a frame "How do I manage to rid myself o| Robert Burdette has retired front the tha| will match the picture." "O, of bores?" said Woman of the world. lecturefield*and 4s looking for a plaee T, .._ Norisk._eEaLsA$5l.efairish CLEVKD, O ^sPaHBXstf tff5BWJ*9* course, ma'am!" said tho dealer, selecting Nojs.Bra ft Cotter St. Paul. Wholesal art* "Nothing is easier: When I want to ELASTIC TRUSS A of residence. In an interview reeently A gentleman. of Seaback, Washington Sunt l-8i Council Blnff8,Color4l4 a a 1 ''W-nvn, Minn^ta. Cu\tr Dakoota ohe from the large assortment. send a man away I talk to him about he said: "We are hunting a place to i. territory, went out in the canal for ItssaPadi lie* St. St Piul Pin & A Minneai Minneapolis Line." '4 i a eok in your own town. WT.* "How would a green one do?" That myself. When I want him to stay in* live. We are not hard to please, We toe purpose of* catching fish, and when "Milwaukee* Oreenbajr & Lai new.Outfit-Ca 'Milwaukee Oreenbaj & Lak Saperioyijne." Qj")jq!?, L, a ce. Everything UJSjlwoal .ni.' manh bas never discovered to tijria daV Waukesha., Madison & Northert. Line?* definitelv I talk about himself,'* a. want mountains where there mre no n^Uil not teonired. W wil twenty-five-ppund, salmon took his -tat woma go* out qn'oklr, book it nearly qpewt him, *%n in Und-V frosts or frogs a aeeafe where, there mm1halBmHkmB^mJmM^---^A fortnne*. Ladies make such ii H51Fe*tJZ.**,*Mmd .Bwa,aiia boys an gfrit jro a work, writ asTa moLt ^JJALi.tjar