W!W^*F!' 4 "ll! "ti IHMMuimii^ I'WUI IT1II IHUIWWII^IM i mm *w g ff"' w^y ny NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY APRlf 12,1882- 60LDE1 CVTE HBVERTIS EMENT 1 loons out with a pole, but had to let GLEAKINCrB. Driving Away Bed Ant*. 4QOO coat vest and hat go. A TRAVEL MILES N Professor Deidy states that when he H. WEBBING, Our southern coast is becoming noted A number of critics charge BlindTom purchased his present resident, while it for being the best whaling grounds of with playing in a mechanical manner, ILLINOIS, WISCONSIN, IOWA, MINBE80TA and DAKOTA. was undergoing repairs, he noticed a the whole country. Nearly every week DEALER I N in a sort of au-tommy-ton, as it were. fragment of bread left by the workmen dvtT THE POADS OF THB the fishermen along the Georgia and Dry Goods, Notions, Boots &Shoes in one of the second-story roomsswarming CHICAGO, MILillffiUliEE ft St PAUL R'Y CO., "And phat wud ye want sich a man as South Carolina coast oapture one or with little red ants. Apprehending Patrick for," said Mrs. McGlone. "Ye more of these monsters. Recently a that the house was seriously infested, to niver cud thrust him out of yer sight, onliss GROCERIES, Without doubhag on your tracks. This magniftr^. wstemieaclwsrfmost every important TOW. CRT whale-boat from the whaling schooner ascertain whether it was so he placed a and SVMMLC16BJ5&OBT tn the GRILATNORTHMnEST. It fccluaWthTeeJyTliroHSk ye was wid him." Mei11oiiis& Farming Implements. Lottie E. Cook, attacked a large whale unbroken hnes owned by any one Company, Between Chicago, Milwaukee, f^U piece of sweet cake in every room from When a man's chestnut curls begin to Paul and Minneapolis, and forms wnh its connections the picturesque off Bay Point near Port Royal. The the cellar to the attic At noon every GWfe Gate, Jlfi/tn. MISSISSIP PI VALLEY ROUTE, turn gray, it means that he is 50 years whale cut the boat in half, sinking it uroiEo #ys 0 piece was found covered with ants. old. But when they begin to turn black immediately. The men were picked up Between St. Louis and Northern Minneapolis. It also Includes Through Route* batwtMsi Having provided a cup of turpentine that means he is 60. by a passing pilot boat and brought to Sleepy Eye Advertisements. i W OF USE BYYEAR8 ALL the Terminal Points Shown upon this MSP, with ample passenger train service upon each- oil, each piece was picked up with Port Royal. They had fastened three Physicians are at a loss how to relieve A valuable Discovery and New Departure in Medioal forceps' ana the ants tapped into the harpoons in it, but it escaped. ft New York man who has swallowed a Science. A positively effective Kemedy for the oil. The cake was replaced and in speedyandpermanent Ourofororganic weaknoBsthe tack. Strangethey did not think to put -ill deplorable disease resulting from Indiscreet practices WBL Getser,, the evening was found covered with OAexeesses in youth OT at any time of lifebythe only Bird Myths. ft claw-hammer coat on him. true way, vis: Direct Application acting by Absorption, ants. The same process was gonethrough About birds many interesting stories ana exerting its specific influence on the A Philadelphia coal dealer recently the following two daysmorning, noon vesicles. Ducts, and Oland, that are unable to perform are told (in Holland'se"Faune Populaire their natural functions while this disease pervades received from a prominent shoddyite, Manufacturer of and Dealer in France1). Th owl has everywhere and night. the human organism. The use of the Pastille de la who had been to Europe, an order for Is attended with no pain or Inconvenience, and does The third day the number of ants had acquired an evil reputation, for not Interfere with the ordinary pursuits of life, it la MlHED Choice Brands of Cigars. five tons of coal delivered a la carte. greatly diminished and on the fourth quickly dissolved and soon absorbed, producing an which many legends account Thus it Immediate soothing and restorative effect upon the Tobaccoes, Pipes, CigarHolders, A homely but sensible Philadelphia there were none. He at once concluded nervous organizationswrecked from vicious habitsor is said that when the wren had brought Seater,o the ants had all been destroyed, but in 'rl, wh never wore a big hat at the etc. etc. etc* etc. down fire from heaven, the grateful the attics he found a few feeding on dead has been married three times, birds, with one exception, contributed a LAKE HOUSE SLKEPY WE. %HWN Aversion to Society, etc, etc, and the appearance house-flies, which led him to suppose and on each occasion married rich. of premature old age usually accompanying this feather apiece to replace its scorched trouble, and restoring the vital forces, where they that the remainder had become suspicious RHEUMATISMI FOR A priest asked a condemned criminal plumage. Only the owl refused to do have been dormant for years. This mode of treatment of sweet cake. has stood the test in very severe cases, and is MAJEWSKI & WAGNER, in a jail: "What kind of a conscience as the others aid, saying it would require nowa pronounced success. Drugs aretoo much prescribed He accordingly distributed through have you?" "It's as good as new," replied in this trouble, and, as many can bear witness all its feathers during the approaching to, with but littleif any permanentgood. There the house pieces of bacon, which were the prisoner, "forI have never used Winter on which account it la no nonsenseabout this Preparation. Practical observation Undertaken andDealeisiu enables us to positively guarantee that It afterwards found swarming with ants. it was condemned to eternal seclusion during will aire satisfaction. It has been in general use Furniture and Sewing Machines. Keuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, This was repeated with the same result for several years and we have thousands of testimonials the warm day, and to perpetual suffering A Wisconsin woman who was lost in from patients, as to its value, and it is now for several days, when in like manner Backache, Soreness of the Chest, conceded to be the most rational means yet discovered from cold during the night This the woods for three days says she didn't for reaching and curing this very prevalent with the cake, the ants finally ceased to Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swellings is the real reason why "the owl, for all trouble, that Is well known to be the cause of untold suffer so very much, but was greatly annoyed SLEEPY EYE, MINN. Msi the bacon. miserytoso many,and upon whom quacks prey with its feathers, was as cold" on St Agnes' and Sprains, Burns and by her absence of mind in not their useless nostrums and big fees. The Remedy Pieces of cheese were next tried with is putupin neat boxes, of three sizes. No. 1, (enough eye, and why the other bids pester it if bringing along a small looking-glass. Scalds, General Bodily A splendid assoitment of all kind-, ot multure to last a month,) S3 No S3, (sufficient to effect a permanent the same results and multitudes of ants. it makes its appearance in sunshine. It cure, unless in severe cases,) *5 No 3, and coffins of all sues, is constantly Kept on hand & Remem'ter, this Company OWITS all Roads sfcrcii a"bore In heavy lines. Girls should be careful how they are Pains, (lasting over three months, will restore those in the When the cheese proved no longer attractive, and will bo sold t 1 e-rson tble pi ices We ilso keep may be true, we may observe, that an worstcondition.) $7. Sentby mail,in plain wrappers. vaccinated with virus taken from a lovers's Reference to the Official Railway Guides or the Tune Tables published by the Company, will showthat the afulll'ne of all the stand trd Sewing Machines, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted recollecting the feast on dead Full DIRECTIONS for using will accompany omelet made of owl's eggs is a cure for which willbs sold allow pucos and favorable C, M. & St P. can take you in its Splendid Passenger Trains, at Express Speed, over its own Superb Tzackf, arm. One at St. Paul has taken to EACH BOX. flies in the attic, dead grasshoppers were Feet and Ears, and all other ttrms The public is coidially in\it9 I tc come drunkenness. But it is false etymology FROM almost anywbere^XO almost anywhere in the Five Great States named above. Send for Sealed JDemcrtptivePamph--y swearing, sitting cross-leggedandsmoking and examine our goo Is and obtain price before supplied from the garden. ITS ROAD-BED, SUPERSTRUCTURE and EQUIPMENTS COMBINE ALL MODERN Pains and Aches. to connect the owl's name of Chathuant let* giving Anatomical Illustrations 1 goingelsovvhere MAJEWSKI & WAG NER a brier-root pipe. IMROVEMENTS, AND ARE PERFECT IN EVERY PARTICULAR These again proved too much for the latscl TeaUtnotiu, which noUl convince with* its supposed likeness to unchat qui No Preparation on earth equals ST. JACOBS OH. It runs its own MAGNIFICENT SLEEPERS upon all Through Trains, and its own PARLOB Rj the most mkepticul that they can be reI Last summer the people of Greenville, as a safe, sure, simple and cheap External ants, and after a few days' trial neither hue. The name is really a corruption CARSthe finest in tne world. stored to perfect Health, una the vital I Remedy A trial entails but the comparatively Rinke& Bertrand Miss., had to haul water from the river grasshoppers nor anything else attracted of its old designationsof Chavan, Cowan, 1/oreew thoro'ly re-eatabliahed nanteW trifling outlay of 50 Cents, and every one suffering Its RAILROAD HOTELS and DINING HALLS are noted for their superior excellence. at a cost of 25 cents a barrel. Now the them. They appear to have been thoroughly with pain can have cheap and positive proof of its Xa if never affected. SoldONLVoy or cathouani. Equally incorrect is the While it connects the prominent BusinessCentres of the Northwest, it has also uponits hnes more Health claims. inhabitants are compelled to crawl out exterminated, nor has the house HARRI3 REMEDY CO. MFG. CHEMISTS. andPleasure Resorts and greater Scenic Attractions than any othersystemofroadsuponthecontinent explanation of its name of Effraie, as Directions in Eleven Languages. Its Magnificent New Union Depot, on Madison, Canal and Adams Streets, Chicago, is the most elegant on the housetops in order to keep dry. since been infested with them. Dealers in Marketand 8th Ste. S T. Lou18, Mo. meaning celle qui effraie. The term is BOLD BY ALL DBUGCU8TS AND DEALEES and commodius Passenger Station in the United States. DRY GOODS, a corruption of the word fresaie, which Three years ago a firm in Texas invested IN MEDI0IHE. UneollelteeJ testimony to the Efficacy of It conceded by the TraveLng Public, to be in all things, THE LEADING LW. GROCERIES, READY Prof. Harris* Pastilles, taken from Letters is connected with the Latin prcesage, the $33,000 in cattle a few weeks A. VO&ELER fc CO., The Tottering Empress Eugenie. 6. 8. MERRILL, W C. TAN HORNE, A. V. CARPENTER, J. H. PAGE, received from Patrons i predictor of misfortune. The woodpecker MADE CLOTHING, HATS, ago his stock and its increase was sold Gea'l Manager. Gen'l Superintendent, Gen'l Pass and ketAgt. Ass'tGen'lPassJlct. To-day I saw that former beauty, the Indiana. April 11. "19 The Remedy is working perfectly. Baltimore, Md., V. 8.A is another bird which has fared ill in Badepilepsyfrom weakness, for8 years past. at $15 per head, nd the sale amounted foi mer Empress of France, entering her CAPS. BOOTS & SHOES, THIS NEW AND CORRECT MAP popular fiction, It is supposed to have Iowa, Oct. 10th, '79 I am almost surprised at your to more than $110,000. S. LYDIA PINKHAM, OF LYHH. MASS tempoiary London residence. The tall, LADIES'AND Pastilles Theyhaveworked likeacharm on me lam been the only bird which refused to help Proves beyond any reasonable question that *be ei ect and stately figure is bent and drooping, justtwice as much of a man as I was before taking I Twenty-five dollars will purchase* S-U GENTS" UNDER WARE, m\Um & NORTH-WESTER N R' ill whs?the water-courses of the earth were was onthevergeof th* grave, I thought, and therewas the queenly air is akin to that of the materials needed for a younglady to no cure for me, but pow I am in good hope* for a cure. being made. As it would not join in NOTIONS, ic, &c., &c. the mendicant the fair locks, in their go into plaque painting, and if she has West Virginia, Aug 28,18791 received your medicine digging the ground at that time it was and I believe It has cured me, for which I am very luxuriant wealth of tresses, are white as any talent at all some of the plaques Highest maikefc iirice paid for farm thankful. Inclosed find 15. Please send me another condemned to dig into wood forever, Is by all odds the best road for you to take when traveling in either direction between I the driven snow, and thin and scanty in can be warranted to scare a cat to death box [No 2] for a friend You have done a great thing pioduee. and to be eternally prevented from for me. I will send yon all theorders I can. Chisago and all of the Principal Points in the West, North and Northwest. appearance the large, expressive and on sight drinking any water except such raindrops From a Physician and 8urgeon. Sleepy Eje, Minn. animated eyes, half violet and half blue The discovery of coalin Winston Co., Carefully eximme this Map The principal Cities of the West and Northwest are Stations on -his as it can catch in its bill. That is Missouri, June 36 Please forward me another box in recurrent tints, are gray, watery and of the Pastilles. The patient on whom I have used Mississippi, is creating some excitement road Itt through tiuins make close connections with the trams of all railioads at junction pe nte why it usually maintains a vertical position, most of one box, in addition to a sample box, is fast leaden-looking the ovalface is wrinkled JOHiT ZIESkE, recovering, and I think another will set him all right. A correspondent of The Macon and frequently utters a plaintive and worn by cruel care, and the blush From a Drugaist. Sun says he knows that itextends twenty cry of pluie-pluie. The king-fisher's blue of beauty is supplanted by a sepulchral Maryland. Sept 2.'79Last January wegotabox of miles in one direction, and is fifteen coat and rosy waistcoat and its habit of your Remedyforone ofour customers, and it has made whiteness. It has been my lot to see Manufactuier of and Dealer in miles in width. a perfect cureof him. We have another customernow flying along rivers, are accounted for I other Queens in exile, other magnates Buffering in the same way. and wish one No 3 box. by the following tale: When Noah sent The oystermen of Oyster bay, L. I., HARNESSES, dethroned, but no one so strongly arouses June 15-8I forth the dove from the ark, he sent out claim that they hold their fishing rights sympathetic sorrow as does this widowed, SADDLES, the king-fisher also, knowing it to be a under a patent or grant issued to the childless, parentless isolated exEmpress. COLLARS, bird familiar with water. It flew up into town by Queen Anne, and that the New But one consoling comfort is BRIDLES, the air so high that the sky turned its York legislature has no right to interfere hers. It is in feeding the hungry, clothing back blue, and the sun scorched tlie BLANKET!* with them. the naked and comforting the afflicted. lower part of its body, which became OBES Where the poor wear not their wants The St Paul Pioneer Press calls Faribault red. By the time it returned the earth on their sleeves, there you will find the WHIPS, the "Eton of Minnesota." It is the had began to appear, but the ark had prematurely aged and tottering lady, seat of three or four schools, under the TRUNKS, vanished. Since that time it has been rescuing a social wreck and holding out patronage of the Episcopal Church, VALISES, ever looking for its lost home, seeking a hopeful beacon.Buffalo Courier, which stand very high in ability and it with plaintive cries along the rivers, &c &c, &c. scholarship. LYDIA E. PIIMKHAM'8 where it may possibly find it. The Repairing Done PromptlyftCheap. Wooden shoes are worn in the Northwest nightingale's habit of singing at night, A Scene at Oastle Garden. VEGETABLE COMPOUND. and enough of them are sold to and the imaginary sadness of its song, Scene Castle Garden enter R. Pommeret, keep a large manufactory going at Green are accounted for by a legend to the effect Main St., Sleepy Eye, Minn. leading a huge bear, followed by iBaPositiyeCure Bay. They are cut out of green basswood, that in ancient days the nightingale seven comrades, each leading a bear. for sll tsoae Painful Complaints anA WwhtlHl smoked and dried like hams, and and the blind worm had only one eye socenunon toourbest female population. Both bears and men were steerage passengers MILWAUKEE Mvartisnments. It willcure entirely tlie worst form of Female Com. sold at 35 cents a pair. apiece. The bird borrowed the reptile's on the steamship Chateau Lioville, plaints, allovariantroubles, Inflammation and Ulcer* eye in order to go with two eyes to a from Bordeaux. General H. H. Sibley has given $2,000, tion, Falling and Displacements, andthe consequent feast, and afterward refused to restore and ex-Senator Alexander Ramsey and Custom-house officer shouts: "Hold Spinal Weakness, and Is particularly adapted to the it. The blind worm vowed vengeance JaZmNEZES Chang* of Life. E. F. Drake $1,000 each, toward a fund on, you'll have to pay duty on those on its perfidious friend. Consequently, It will dissolve and expeltumorsfromthenteroaIn to erect a fire-proof building for the CHICAGO & WOR.Tffj^STgM_ A TT A bears." the nightingale is afraid to go to sleep an early stage of development. The tendencyto ea^noerona use of the St Paul (Minn.) Historical AntoineMe no got ze monie. So humorsthereischeckedveryspeedilybyits use. at night, lest blindworm should attack THE CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTER?! RAILWAY, Manufacturing Society you take ze bears. It removesfaintness,flatulency,destroysall craving CONFECTIONER it during its slumber. And in order to 0\er all its principal line's, runs each iy daily from fw to four cr more fa-t t^r forstimulant*, and relieve* weakness of the stomach. OfficerNo, no. Don't leave the *ra BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are The wife of Colonel R. G. Ingersoll is a keep itself awake it sings, resting its the onl road W est, ^.ortli oi Northw est of Chicago tint uses th It cores Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, tg creatures here they will eat us up. a certain cure for all diseases described as strikingly handsome, with PuHimu Sleeping Cars North or N rthw cbt of Chicago It ha* over breast against a thorn, the pain caused General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indigestion. a Imperial Palace Dining Gars. AntoineAh, oui, zay will not eatlike requiring a complete tonic especiallyIndigestion,Dyspepsia, un clear-cut strong face, a quick smile, by which renders its singing sad. The that I ze cannibal ze animals are perfect Intermittent flashing eyes, and smooth black hair. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight roac blackbird was originally, it seems, completely 5 amente, tame. See, I put my hand in Fevers, Want of Appetite, iiif-l11^.0111 andbackache.I*always permanently cured by its use. She is one of the finest looking women and dealer in white, its bill included. But it It wiUat alltimesand underallcircumstancesaet la ze mouth. IJOSS of Strength, liack of Energy, OUO 8 i.fcs* OF HOA It form among othei-, th follo\ ing Ti imk Lines, in Washington NUTS, GREEN FRUITS, offended the Prince of Riches one day harmony with thelawsthatgovernthe female system OfficerNo, no you can not leave etc Enriches the blood, strengthens A tipsy Bostonian who was arrested by taking up in its beak some of the "Council Bluffs, Colorado nud California Line, Forth* eureof Sidney Complaint* of either wax. this etc., etc., etc. "Winona "Uinn^ota & Cen ral Dako*n Lme them here. We have nofdace for them. th muscles, and gives new 'Sioux City & Noithta-tem ^Ncbra^k Line "Chicago St Paul & Minneapolis Line Compound1* unsurpassed, while making vain efforts to clutch at a gold dust it found in his palace, without Take them away. lire to the nerves. Acts like a 'Elgin, Rockford, Freeport & Dubuque Line. 351 &353 East Water Str. Milwaukee Alilwaukee Gmnl 1 ake Superior Ll^e LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COM* barber's pole, exclaimed, as the policeman previously asking his permission. The 'Jim Rivi allej, Pierre & Deadw ood Line *V ankefha Mi di-on A* Aortheri. ii charm on the digestive organs, The eight Frenchmen, with their eight POUND1* prepared at 23$ and CM Western Avenue, drifted him in the direction of the Prince exhaled his wrath against the Lynn,Mass. Price fl. Sixbottlesfor fa. Beatby mall removing all dyspeptic symptoms, bears, then filed out of Castle Garden Tickets oter this load are old bj all coupon kef ngenr in t' Tjwkd States *md Cans.Ja- F- bird in fire and smoke, and was on the station-house: "Stranch, I never saw'r Inth* form of pills, also in the form of loasogas, on QOE.TZ. ADOLPH MEINEKB. up Broadway. Pedestrians seemed only such as tasting the food, Belching, Remember to ask for tickets i thi: road be -uic fiej ad o\t.r it ami take other point of putting it to death, when it 'rora borealish's near before." receipt of price, 91 perbox for either. Mrs. Ptnkham C. PENZHORN. LAYNG, Gen'l Superintendent, Chicago A\ STLNlSEf Gen 1 Pi^ \gent, Chie^go Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, too anxious to give them rightof way. freelyanswer*allletter* of Inquiry. Send for naaoph* pleaded so piteously for its life that he MEINECK E & CO "I tell you," continued Pingrey, etc The only Iron Preparation Pommeret said it was absurd that anybody let. Address a* above. Mention thlt Paper. W.HEIDEMANN Agent, XEWUL3IMIXX. forgave it. Butthe fire and smoke gave "Brown isn't fit for the place. In fact, that will not blacken the teeth or should be frightened at the animals, to its plumage the somber hue from Xo family should be without LYDIAS. PTXKHAIF* *ASK*FOR* I don't know of a place that he is calculated give headache. Sold by all Druggists as they were perfectly tame. They XJVER PILLS. They our* constipation, tijliousnais which it derives its present name, and to fill." "Don't be intemperate in Importer* and Jobbers of would be employed in the westfor drawing at $1.00 a bottle. and torpidity of th* liver. 16 centsper box, the gold dust it stole has given to its your remarks, Pingrey," saidFogg "yon HOT Sold by all Drmiglsts. Toys,FancyGondsjankee Notions small carts, as they had beentrained 'ftSrmis' BUTTER COLOR BROWN CHEMICAIi CO. beak a yellow tinge It is probably the forget his stomach." to do that work. blackness of the crow's coat which has Baltimore, Md. A man accompanied by anundertaker WILLOW WAREftCHILDREN'S CARRIAGE*. given rise to the idea that bad priests See that att Iran Bitters art made by BBOWH CRSHICAI fhousandsof Gives Butter the irilt-edged color the year round. The lveest Butter Buvers recommend its net. was seen entering a Washington newspaper Co. and have crossed red lines and trade mark on wrapper. Single Entry Bookkeeping and Amateur turn into crows after death. No. 92 HURON ST. MILWAUKEE, WIS. Dairyiaen gay I IS PERFECT. LeabyalUhebestCreamen. Awarded the Inter. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. office, the other day. It is supposed nationalDiploma at W Y. Dairy Fair. Ask your druppistormerchant orit, or write toa= what it Is,what Economy. tt costs, who uses! t, where to get it. WELLg, RICIIARPSOy JL CO Proprietors, Burlington, Vt. Oct 5*6 bi the man's business was to "de- E JfBESTJf "My dear fellow," said Lavender, CtUBRATED ^i|*S S E Jf ON LYJfTH ISJfT E FIR-STJf AtSP mand satisfaction and the undertaker's "it's all very nice to talk about economizing St. Paul Advertisers, to take his measure. BESTyornuno$1ebefordayy The Work of an Editor. and keeping a rigid account of Piles. Files! Piles! The duties of the genuine dyed-in-thewool, PEOPLE WHO LIVE business the public You expenses and that sort of thing, but I've There is a pair of large white-headed [ca mik mone filter it woik simon-pure editor are multifarious tried it. Two weeks ago I stepped in A SURE CURE FOUND AT eagles that have made their home in a along tl line of and ne ir to the old ST PALL fo than at anything ele Capital and multitudinous. His work is pot only SIOLX RAILROAD and in various on my way home Saturday night and I leqmred We will stntt grove called "Small Gains," in the village LAST. NO ONE NEED C!l\idkgo,St.( GEO. BENZ & Co., 2 a and upwards to "do a little writin'," as is sometimes bought just the gayest little Russia of Hampton, N. H. They have become made by the industrious at me supposed, but to cull, to glean, to leather, cream-laid account book you SUFFER. quite bold, and when lighted on Men, women, bojsand girls wanted everywhere select, to discriminate, to decide, to foresee, ever saw, and a silver pencil to match IMPORTERS WHOLESALE DEALERS IN to work for us Now is the time. You cin deote the meadow near, in search of food, do kfoli & On(kh your whole time to it or only our spare moments Line. to observe, to grasp, to explain, to A sure rure for blind, Bleeding, itching andTai it. I said to my wife after supper: *My not appear disturbed when teams pass LIQUORS No other business will piy you neailj as cerated Piles has betfn discovered by Dr. William, inflate, to boil down, "to be, to do and dear, it seems to me it costs a lot of money along the road a few rods from them. tvell No one willing to woik can fail to niak (an Indian remed},) called Dr. William's Indian know that this is the short and quick Line to all 1 to suffer," and several hundred other to keep house." enormous nay by engng ng at onee Costly ontfl Ointment A single box has oured the worst points in Centeal and Western Missouri to all A lady in Frostburg, Md., the other & WINES. audt ms lee A gieat opportunity for^ miking chronic cases of 25 or 30 years standing No one verbs, with a large number of districts points Kansis, Nebuska Colorado Texas, "She sighed and said: 'I know it does, monxEnsta,sily nd honorably day, washed her son's mouth with soap need suffer five minutes after applying this wonder Address True &c California, Anzona INew and Old Mexico and yet to hear from. Lawy, but I'm sure 1 can't help it I'm Augey eaMnine ful soothing medicine. Lotions, instruments and because he swore. A few days after that this is the Only Line bettceen Minnesota electuaries do more harm than good. William's just as economical as I can be. I don't mm atcd the South Wttt, she found him in the yard with his 9 3 TV. 3 St., ST. PAUL, MINN. Ointment absorbs the tumors, allays the intense spend half as much for candy as you do THRO UGH 7 GREAT CITIES. itching, (particularly at night after getting warm mouth and face full of suds. Peering Folly of Hardening. for cigars.' in bed,) acts as a poultice, gives instant and pain throughthe foam, hesaid: "Swore aheap A young man was an earnest advocate loss relief, and is prepared only for Piles, itching of the populous Missouri alley, namely: "I never take any notice of personalities, KOYES BROTHES & CUTLER, of times to-day, mamma: getting them of the private narts,and for nothing else. of the theory that the human body can Stonx City, Council BlmlTt, Omaha so I sailed right ahead. 'I believe, Read whatthe Hon J. M. coflmberryof cleaveland all out now." St Joueph Atchison, Z,earenworth STOMACH accommodate itself to any temperature BITTER S says about Dr William's Pile Ointment I WHOLESALE my dear, that if we were to keep a strict and tkautat City -Paul a Siou CityRa'lroBd, now known st Tl'? in which it may be placed. One winter, In Duval county, Florida, dwells a have used scores of Pile cures, and it affords me account of everything we spend we pleasure to say that I have never found anj thing Druggists, he determined to harden himself by as the Wslera Mfivision of the Chicago, St polygamist with three wives. A negro could tell just where to cut down. I've which gave such immediate and permanent relief Paul Minneapolis A Omaha Line, Is aNo the Shotand wearing no covering for his ears they deemed it a duty to prosecute him, and, us Dr. William's Indian Ointment lttrect M,fne from Central and Western Min bought you a little account book, and obtained for new inventions, or for lmprov were badly frozen on a very cold day, after gathering the requisite proof, started nesota, Western low a, Dakota Nebraska and th For Sale by all druggists or mailed on receipt of ments old ones Caveats, Trade marks and a every Monday morning I'll give you For a quarter of a century or more Hostet South-West to price, 100 and were tender for several years after. for the court-house to make a complaint patent business pi mptly attended to some money and you can set it down on ter'a Stomach Bitters has been the reigning ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS HENRY & CO, Sole Prop'rs. INVENTIONS IAT HAVE BEEN REJECTEI He had gone only a few miles He grew wise and abandoned the hardening specific for indigestion, dyspepsia, fever and one side, and then during the week you may still, in most aees, be patented by us Bemp CLEAVELAND, O. process. when the polygamous husband overtook ague, a lossof physical stamina, livercomplaint ST .PAUL, and the'entire North and North-West, and to the MINN oppositethe U. S. atent Office, and engaged in Noyes Bros & cutler, [St Paul, Wholesale Act. can set down on the other side everything and other disorders, and has been most emphatically Lumber Districts oi Northern Wisconsin. and shot him. PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, we can secure Sept. lst-82. A young lady heard an eloquent lecture you spend, and then on Saturday indorsedby medicine men as a health I At St Paul connections are made with th patents in less time than those who are re on the importance of fresh air in A law of the United States, known as night we can go over it and see just Eastern B-trition of the Chicago, St Paul Mia andstrength restorative. It counteracts a tendency mote from Washington and who must depend up. chambers at night The lecturer said No. 5,461 Revised Statutes, will make it neapolisaOmni-aline for Northern and Ceitra on the mailsin all transactions with the Patent to premature decay, and sustains and where the money goes and how we can BENJ. F. GRAFTON, STORY B.ADDL isnousm, and or Chicago and all points vast DIAMOND Office. comforts the aged and infirm. there was no danger from a window lively for anyone who fancies he can fill boil things down a little.' and the running of trams it, so arranged tha ra HALBI RT E. PAINE. Whenlnventorsfc-erdmodelor sketeh we make For sale by aU Druggists and Dealers slightly opened the body would soon up the holes in a punched coin for the sengers from the estei Division of tin a liev-an Late Coftifnt tfioner of PaUnts. search in the Paten iflice and advise as to its pateutubilit} "Well, sir, she was just delighted generally. PATENTS have from one to one and one half hoursto at. purpose of passing it off on his unsuspecting harden itself so as to resist the effect of rRiEOlrt HARQ$ Correspondence con CATARRH thought it was a first-rate plan, and the teud to bu iness in St Paul if desired -V fldential, prices low and HO CHARGE UALES* the exposure, She tried the experiment neighbor. The penalty is$3,000 When yo* go South or South Uestbeure te {ar )ocket account book was lovelyreguDavid *TENT IS OBTA1B ED. Parkers Hair Balsam one cold night, and caught a severecold, or imprisonment for five years, at the go oe this Line through the seven Big- f, We refer to Hon. P. stmasterGeneralD Key, REMEDY, Copperfield and Dora business. ndwhen j-ou go noith, east or northwegt, to which lasted the entire winter. She lost discretion of the court or both. tev Powder, lomcnlsin the S Patent PAINE, GRAETOK & LADD, 8*tiifiM the most fastidious as a perfect Hiir Restorer anil Well, sir, the next Saturday night throufrhjt atiltheUieatltailroad Cent, of Oflice,andespecidllj ooni chentsin e\e-ij State Dmata*. Admired for its cleanliness and elegantperfume. faith in hardening against cold. At dinner the other evening, just as Attorneys-at-Law and Solicitors of of the Union and in nada For special lefei en A Positive Cure for Catarrh all we got through supper and she brought the gren*Northwet Never Fails to Restore Grey or Faded Hair A young mother maintained that ces, terms,acHice, & Addless Kinds. It Is Instantaneous in Effect an inspired young man had commenced American and Foreign Fatents. Tuopifseiigei tinindailj, St. Paul to Chicaro out that account book asproud as possible, tSthS VOuUlfulcolor. SOCls, andf1 sizes nt nil druggists. and Permanent In Kestnlt. Cures at any A. ^nou A Co., children ought not to be brought up too ft poem with "I stood before the tomb 412 Fifth Str., Washington, D. C, and handed it over for inspection. stage of the disease. jas cured cases so terrible OppositePat nt office, "KW8PAPERSD Washington, THKOUGH TICKETS tenderly. Arms and legs ought to be of Ferdinand inthesunnyland of Spain," that bones came from the noseC. Practice patent law in all its branch On one side was, 'Received from Lawy ?Mmond atarrh Rem- WCTIONARY, 1 l,?* VO rU hardened by exposure in early years, 2L a sober-faced individual suddenly started ~P es in th* Patent Office, and in the Sup t?"EI?5J erthisionteareon sale at all principal stations $50.' That's all right! Then Hooked WlP5JE A edy is mild and pleasant, atturding Immediate and not be made tender by warm coverings Besme and bj a th. ouch ticket as thej are gen into life and inquired "Street and reme and Circuit Courts of the United on the other page, and what do you A Relief and prompt cure in all casesoi Catarrh, imlj cheiper bat if jou cannoTHSD\LL,ticfefaethtgetW in winter. She lost her two oldest number?" and then subsided for the rest States. Pamphlet sent fiee on receipt think was there? 'Spent it all!' Then I Influenza, Hay Fever, Bronchitis. A PLACE FOR YOUR PERIODICALS, ou desiu or thei infcimation wanted about rate, children by croup and pneumonia, induced, of the evening. It will remove Polypus and effectually cure I of stamp for postage. Aug 10 PU,tf['V1I, Ana an ornament for your home, aU in one, laughed, and of course she cried, and connections Ac at \oi,r home st ition write to watery and Puiulent Discharges fiom the Dead as the physician said, by insufficient mum mpunderlined, piie th THE NOYES DICTIONARY HOLDER. 1 your letter will recent we gave up the account book racket on Hoge, on trial for his life at Bellefontaine, U1 and Throat, and Foetid, Sickening Breath: perfectly clothing. She gave up the attempt lestore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing the spot by mutual consent Yes, sir, Ohio, was a handsome fellow, and IS.BUTTS relieve Headache, Break up Colds in the Head to harden the others. .cner*1 Ac. nt, I've been there and I know what domestic women ef the place made much of him, Strengthen the Voice and Eyes Purify, Regulate Gen Trail Man igc St Paul Mum The best way to harden the body is to economy means, I tell you. Let's and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the crowding round him in the court room, protect it well from extremes both of Head and Throat Price, 60 cents. Great chance to make money. have a cigar." piling his table with flowers, and some DIAMOND .lwa^s"*'e- acr\an*Par 1 hose who take cold and heat, and build up a strong of them, though only slight acquaintances, i^^PENSARY. tage of the gnc chare, for montj'ethat constitution by good food, good sleep T, kissing nim when a yerdict of acquittal miking art offered, INVIG-ORATOR. How He Was Cured of Swearing. and good exercise. The Scotch Highlanders, in rll\ bi come we nt'n hlle i g,ar was rendered. ?*mond Invleorator is thoe who do not impro\u uch John came in and inquired whether with their bare legs, are victims .'itatlliht 1817 at IS H. 8th 8tmt, SB. LOUIS, 10). ^U*'JPTPSy.'0 fn THE A young man went to a barber's shop Physicians 1 charge of this old and well known dinner was ready, and was told it was to rheumatism. a Perfect Blood Purifier, Appetizer and ,"\thd women ownfrloeahnogirL bo\i, an to work for us rieht In institution ..re regular graduates in medicine and PARKER'S GINGER TONIC to be shaved. It was the first time that Nerve Tonic. It make3 a delightful, wholesome not urgery Tears of Experience in the treatment of tlu \n\ one can do the work* Chronic Diseases have made their skill and ability drink, which Invigorates, Purifies any other hand than his had performed %TT "Well, why in the devil isn't itP" said much superior to that of the ordinary-practitioner, Ginger* Bucliu, Mandrake, Stiltingia and and Strengthens theenQie sjstem. How Beds Are Made Beautiful. that operation, and he had allowed his more than twelve time ord nan was. Expsn that they b\( acawred a national reputation through he. many of the best medicines known are here combined For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, their treatment or complicated cases. \e outht or lered fr.c Noom. who engages fails A great deal of decorative color is intoamedicineof such varied andeffecUve beard to grow for a week in orderto apSownasinf Torpid Liver, Indigestion, Neuralgic and Rheumatic "Because," she coolly replied, "the to make monej rapidlj -Jon caonr devote voure INDISCRETIONIQR EXPOSURE Main powers, astomakethe GreatestBlood Purifier&the now fashionable for bed-coverings. Silk ConhP voulra tn sdp Whole timo to the bu-ni. -so& Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency. ear i he needed shaving. He sat S wood was sowet that the fire wouldn't i5, $s rneedehdtomOutfie jf the blood, sltSn or bones, treated with success, ments Full ml. rmationNand ail that, covers of embroidery or of rich damasks Kausea, Sick Headache and "Kidney Complaints, Best Health and Strength Restorer Cver Used. furnis the chair. The barber passed burn." on scientific principles, withoutusing Mercuryorother tow SlIN Itcures Dyspepsia, Rheumatism, Sleeplessness, it is invaluable. Price, 60 cents. those of middle age who are are used over the entire bed. If a white S- drt Poisonous Medicinesnand at moderate expense. No! 20?i4" his hand slightly over his cheek and alldiseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Lungs, Liver, "Why, Mary, what is the matter with Dntfl?wceln\!vn%0,k.ulrow\ I Ask your Druggist for these Remedies YOU NG MEM ,rc spread is preferred, it is brightened by a ten thing new Ca Kidneys, and all Female Complaints. said: "Shaved once to-day sir, haven't rc( iMaasaHafJasnesasl suffering from organic weakness and take no other: or will he sent you? Are you crazy, or have you been ons fe,l If you are wasting away with Consumption or that unfits its victims for business 01 marriage, scarf drapery of rich dark brocade, that Free on receipt of price* you?" drinking?" ermaneutl} cured, at moderate expense any disease,use the TONIC to day. It will surely I ta ^Descriptive Pamphlets Free. is thrown carelessly across the foot of BTisHp c%er Manj are makinr. President Isaac Kline, of the Window helpyou. Remember I itisfarsuperior toBitters, "Neither," she replied, and quietly i Addreg' Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. the bed. The Japanese embroidered VOI Essences of Ginger and other Tonics, as itbuilds l. DtroRonsiilSoiM^Tierreawhicn it FREE and invited Glass Makers' association, says there P. O. Box 3300. 104 John Street, New York. proceeded to put on the dinner. up thesystem without intoxicating. 50c. and$f tortunes Ladic- make as much as last of question, lobe anwer-d by patient, deurias treatment quilts, and those done with gilt threads was never a greater demand for American nailed free to any addreu on "]plictio sues, atalldealersindrugs. Nonegenuinewithout men, and bo\h The beef didn't melt like butter between and girls make ereat in tapestry designs, are especially handsome. j Flnni toBVrlng frum Ruptnr. .hoild tend tbtlraddrsM,% signatureof Hiscox & Co.,N Y. Sendforcircular pa\ Reader, if yon want a bnsmess at which von window glass, and the trade was Dr. Frazier's Hoot Bitters. the teethit rather resisted all at* and leara Mmthl* to their advantage. Itk aota Inn *T LARGE SATING IN BUYING THE DOLLAR SIZE. can make great pay all the time ou work write Antique laces combined with Communicntlnni itriclly confidential, and thould be addreaied never in bettercondition. He estimates tempts at mastication, like so much for particulars to II HALLLTT fc Co Portand'28 DR. BUTT8, lit North 8th St..St Leak. Me. white muslin are used over colored silk No 80 Mamc the manufacturing capacity of the factories Frazier's RoQf Bitters are not a dram shop whiskej India-rubber and John, finally dropping Juno 15-82 linings for bed-spreads, with pillow beverage, but are strictly medicinal in e\ery sense. in the United States at about 2,- his knife, blurted out, spreads to match. A border of redplush, REE They act stronglj upon the liver and kidneys, keep THROAT AND LUN DISEASES. 000,000 boxes, and expects the demand the bowels open and regular, make the weak "What makes this beef so infernal o^bo^^cu^n^tH upon which the lace edge falls, is ft this year will reach 3,000,000, a large strong, heal the lungs, build up the nerves and pretty finish when not lined, these lace tough?" cleanse the blood and sjstem of everj impurity RELIABLESELF-CURE. amount of which will be exported. Robert Iflunter'a book on the pre spreads are used over down comfortables For Dizziness, Rush of Blood to the Head, tend Mary looked up archly and replied, per treatment of the throat and lungs diseasewith mg to Apoplexy, Dvpepsia, Fever and Ague. A contest has arisen between the heirs a list of questions, will be sent free on anphcation that are covered with rose, blue or "Well, John, I suppose you went Dropsy, Pimples and Blotches, Scrofulous Humors SEND Address A favorite prescription of one of the of the late Augustus Brown of Rochester, rcoVsilk.Boston Advertiser. down to the butcher's and without knowing and Sorts, Tetter, Ring Worm, White Smiling most noted and successful specialists in the TJ. S. NEW RICH BLOOU! DR HUNTER, 103 State SL, Chicago, Ufs. N. Y., and his administratrix. It (now retired) for thecure of jrertoif* DeWttpi h.rysipelas, Sere Eyes and for young men suffering April 8 82 the difference, picked out a piece of o*f Xanhooa, tVteoYe*aiidJ9ee**y. sent from Weakness or Debility caused from impru is claimed by the heirs that the administratrix S i some old stag that hadn't been fed iu plainsealedenvelope/*-**. Druggistscanfillit* H. Loheyde, dence, and to females in delicate health, Frazier's is their debtor to the amount of for a month." Address DR. WARD CO., Louisiana, Mo. Root Bitters are especially recommended. Si the winter of 1854, twenty-eight $60,000. The report of thereferee makes Paraons Purgative Pills make New Rich Dr Frazier I have used two bottles of your John jumped up, looked at his wife March 8,83 years ago, Dr. W. C. Avery, of Greensboro, DAVID.LANDRETH&SONS: PHILA. Blood, and will completely change the blood in Root Bitters for Dyspepsia, Dizziness, Weakness the indebtedness $975.65. The case in dism%, and wanted to know what Ala., while hunting, lost his gold theentiresystem in throe monflis. Anvperson and Kidney Disease, and they did me more good is likely to occupy the attention of the who will take 1 pill each night from 1 to 12 weeks DEALER IX such language from her lips meant than the doctors and all the medicines I ever used .LYON&HEALY watch, a hunting case English lever. miy be restored to sound health, if such a thm" From the first dose I took I began to mend, and I courts for some years to come. The account BOOTS & SHOES, "It means just this, John: you are the This watch was returned to him one day be possible. Sent bv mail for 8 letter stamoq. am now in perfect health, and feel AS well as I ever ELASTIV TRUSS amounts to $100,000. head of the family, and just as long as I Hale A Monroe Sts.,Chlcao^ I. S. JOBXSON & CO., Boston. Mass.. last week by a colored man, who found did I consider your medicine one of the greatest uaoxAlailSJ S tormerly Bangor, Me. Minnesota Street, New Ulm, Mint. of blessings, HuaPadddU&rinfSelf-AdjuUnc iaPad from allotbeia, you think it manly to swear in my presence it on that day, about one mile from the ADooly County, Ga., man, while crossing apahapt,wit AGENTS WANTED 8RSH&feaSi MRS MARTIN, Cleveland, O I intend to do the same! If you Ball'1Inof crater, adaptaitoalTtoall house, in the woods. The watch is in Flint River alone in a small boat the body while the S old by all druggists ev eryvv here at $1 per. bottle. ^MMtrawa& Sotth C^, _,,, don't like to hear it you know now how Bellia th*capBrasses seek th. A large assortment of men's boots 41 good condition and, considering the was attacked by an alligator. Determining HENRY & CO., Sole Prop'rs, i ttaa&?Ti>amM$t. aSh^aa UtaeHaeaMaaasersMweoU to prevent it." and shoes and ladies'and chiidien' length of time it has been exposed to the to test the belief that an alligator Ljbftv Sundry Bud Oatfito, 'Rnshisf wlth ti* Vtaaw. Witb ifcht MuirfaH abt Inclodw ImtractlM 1 CLEVELAND, O. pnaumthtitoraiabbeldncarely shoes constantly kept on hand. Ou weather, is comparatively bright It was The cure was radical, and to this date will touch nothing white, he pulled off ream for Amateur Baaav sad*C brand night, and radfaal earscartels. Itls easy, darabb wjznvnm-jisvna rutler &t. Paul, ij^!knii/,^, Tf Casta Ssss m-wE* Wholesale,atrtfe^JwMarx.hasjuever_leen impelled to ad- tat cheap. BaotbymaU. Cbcalan free. identified by the initialsnofth the owner* work and repairing promp tly jusjrater clothes, jumped into the river fifJfr EQGliKTON TBU68 CO., Chicago, HI. & ftl-8 ended to. *"*p,th^ D*C 1,1882 JMWfariMrlfcry i \'mj^,rjr..-^ifilt_i__ aa^rsftn^. ^VafaftmlXSXllM- j-K^lttAi Ji^_j,^,