T,r^*ft ^HP*^*^ "^STRK f: v?^f?*-J5Ki ^^~i ,~.g~ NEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY* FEBRUARY 15,1882 Slrapy Eye Mvertiseients. Wringing a Mother's Heart. 1 TRAVELJOOO Fainted or Stained Floors. IRS. LYDU PINKHAM. OF LYNN, MASS., AN MILES & Dr. Plutaico Ornelas baa secured a There are critical moments when the These are used with or without ragjs large tract of land in what is known as only way of controlling a person who and are particularly desirable in bedrooms, Win. Cfeliser, the desert of Coahuila on which to settle has become unmanageable by fright is ns they are healthier, cleaner ILLINOIS, WISCONSIN, IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA, a colony of Texas Mexicans. to suddenly create a counter-fright. A and fieer from dust. Do not choose a ease of a desperate expedient is mentioned V L.7 THE ROADS OF THE daik color tli:it will show dust and foot* Among other curiosities in the arsenal Manufacturer of and Dealer in CHICAGO MUmEE ft St. PAU R' CO., in the following description by a prints. A color not far fiomthatof at Berlin are the two leathern cannons correspondent of a thrilling scene Jelloo pine, ash or butternut, is better, Choice Brands of Cigars. used by Gustavus Adolphus in the on Snake River during the great Montana ein more serviceable. Without doubling on your tracTcs. This magmhoe-" system reaches almost every imoortant TOWN. CITY Tobaccoes, Pipes, CigavHolders, thirty years' war, and the still stranger flood: A painted fl or or a stained floor may %rw? and SUMM1.K RKSORT I the GREAT NORTHWEST, it includes the onryThroueb twelve-pounder, founded at Freburg etc, etc. etc, etc. unbroken lines owned by any one Company, Between Chicago, Milwaukee. St. "The crowds on the banks were increasing. each have a stenciled, painted or Paul and Minneapolis, and forms wuh us connections ihe picturesque in 1546. which is surmounted by the All travel was stopped. A stained border. Tho simpler the border MISSISSIPPI VALLEY ROUTE, LJiKEHQUSK 8LKKPY A'fMff. .HaVVN bead of the pope vomiting forth toads short distance below a rope ferry was the more suitable. A painted border and serpents. rigged. The delayed stage passengers Between St. Louis and Northern Minneapolis. It also include* Through Routes between can be stenciled on in a darker BY YEARS USEI Ai-L the Terminal Points shown upon this Map* with ampl passenger mm service upon eac MAJEWSKI & WAGNER, 1 must be the first to cross. It was a shade of brown a stained bolder on a "Have somo more of the pie?'* urged A valuable Discovery and New Departure In Med hazardous venture, but the ferryman stained floor, in red. biowns and olives, leal Science A positively effective Remedy fo* the Mrs. Slobson to her boarders, who had made a trial trip in safety. Undei takers andDenlei* apeedr and permanent Cure for organic weaknessthe and outlined neatly with black paint. deplorable disease resulting from indiscreet practices obstinately refused. Again she urged "I was not a passenger, but I managed These borders must, of course, be put or.exoeaees in youth or ut any time of lifeby the only Furniture and Sewing Machines. true war. vis: Direct Application actios by Absorption, them adding: "If you iWt eat it I'll to smuggle in with the first load. on before the waxing, and left till the ana exerting its specific influence on the havo to thiow it away. It can't keep There was one woman in the party, the Vesicles. Ducts, and Gland, Chat are unable to perform black paint is perfectly dry before waxing. their natural functions while this disease pervades much longer." Strange to say, thtir mother of an infanta child perhaps a SLEEPY EYE, MINN. the human organism The use of the Pastille Is attended with no pain or inconvenience, and does year old. The staining^ of floors and wood-finish appetites departed. Tbis is one of the not interfere with the ordinary pursuits of life, it is Jmmedlate "A gentleman volunteered to hold iulckly dissolved and soon absorbed, producing an A aplendid tssottment of all kind* ol tm nitnre is anew departme. The stain is amenities of boarding-house lite, soothing and restorative effect upon the and coffins of all sixes, is constantly kept OH hand the child in the passage across, and very itisfactory here atone of color nervous organizations wrecked from vicious habits or and will be sold at reasonable prices We ulso keep Tho senior pensioner of the Hotel excesses, stopping the drain from the system, restoring seated himself in the boat behind the is wishe I, and jet a paint is not deshed. a full 1'ne of all the standard Sewing Machines, the mind, to health and aoimd memory, removing des Invalided L'Heritier, has just died mother, both being seated near the the Dimness of Sight, Confusion of Idean, which Hill be sold it low prices and faiorable The stain preserves the grain LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 at the age of 90. leaving a fortuue estimated Aversion to Society, etc, etc, and the appearance terms The public is coidially invite 1 tt come gunwale. When the boat reached the of the wood, and can adapt itself to of premature old age usually accompanying tbis and examine our goods and obtain price before at 400,000f, which he has left to trouble, and restoring the vital forces, where they middle of the stream and the passengers any oth decoration in the om. A VEGETABLE COMPOUND. n'oingelsehere N UEW SKI & WAGNER have been dormant for years. This mode of treatment a nephew, a painter, whose existence looked up the river and saw the has stood the test in very severe cases, and is daik black-walnut stnin shows foot* was not known to him until a few now a pronounced success Drugs are too much prescribed Rinke & Bertrand, Ia Positive Cure waters rushing, tumbling down, almost piiuts and dust thcieforethe most seivicable in this trouble, and, as many can bear witness months ago. He served ns a lieutenant to, with bat little if any permanent good. There like a cataract, and with a roar as fur Mil thine I'alnOil Complaint* We*fc* is the natural shade of the is no nonsense about this Preparation Practical observation during the last campaign of Bonapaite. lacawMM toeurbe.t fi'Mule population. great, the scene was terrible enough to enables us to positively guarantee that it pine, only afe shades daiker than the It will cure entirely the worst form ot Female Coin, will give satisfaction It has been in general use move the stoutest nerves. for several years and we have thousands of testi pine would be with the oil alone. The Dealers in plaintit, all ovarian trouble*, Inflammation and Clcera monials from patients, as to its value, and it is now "The woman started and c'utched tlon, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent color of the Southern pine is a good Passenger Trams, at Express Speed, over its own Superb Tracki conceded to be the most rational means yet discovered A Cortland man sent $5 the other DRY GOODS, Spinal Weaknew, and la particularly adapted to the for reaching and curing this very prevalent nervously at the boat the ferryman sl'en(1! useful tone for a floor. You may have day to New York for a musical instrument trouble, that is well known to be the cause of untold Change of t.lfe. GROCERIES, READY made frantic gestures to her v th his misery to so many, and upon whom quackseprey Remedh wit an olive stain, or the color of a Califoin fees Th advertised to play any number of lt It will dissolve and expel tumors from the aterna In big1 their useless nostrums and MADE CLOTHING, HATS. hand as if to siy: a ted wood, or mahogany color Is put upln neat boxes, of three sizes. N 1. (enough an eaily stage of development The tendency to can tunes equally as well as a piano. In a Yo will diow us all.' y 4 to last a month.) S3N 2 (sufficient to effect a permanent CAPS, BOOTS & SHOES, am thing you like. To make the stain, cu oils liumorsthereis checked very speedily by Ma use. 0 Bememtorta'this Company OWNS all Roads sboroi above In heavy linea few days his coveted prize came to cure, unless in severe cases,) $6N 3, It icmoves falutneM, flatulency, destroys all craving "The boat was so full that the least (lasting over three months, will restore those in the have leady a tin box of piepaied paint, LADIES' AND hand through the mail. It was a fairsized athe Reference#to Official Railway Guides or the Tune Tables published by the Company, will showthat th* worst condition.) S7. Sent by mail, in plain wrappers. for stimulants, and relieves weakness of the stomach incautious movement meant death and obtain also from the painter a can Pull DIRECTIONS for using- will accompany GENTS' UNDERAVARE, iV package, and cost 12 cents postage It cures Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, BACH BOX. and the woman's clutching rocked the of oil prepared for lloois. Th.s is FROM almost anywhere TO almost anywhere in the Five G'eat States named above. General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and Indi from New York. He opened the Send for Sealed Deserlpf ive Pamph-\ NOTIONS, ic, &c, &o. ROAD-BEDMAGNIFICENT SLEEPERS upon all ThroughCOMBINEitALL Trams, and own PARLO boat. ITS SUPERSTRUCTURE and EQUIPMENTS MODERN boiled linseed oil, a little turpentine mlelm giving AnatomicalMllutrutlona\ gestlon. te.2w wrapper and found a box the box was Highest market price paid for f.irm .JLtJu1?JIMROVEMENTS, AND ARE PERFECT IN EVERY PARTICULAR itMt TeaMfMOUff, which scII convince "She was powerless to lesist the impulse, That feeling of bearing down, causing pain, weight and diyer. Mix this oil with vonr color an overcoat for another box, and inside the- tHomtmkepticntthat they can be re-1 and backache, Is always permanently cured by Its use produce. spite of the ferrymnn's appeal till you obtain the desired shade or color. stored to perfect health, an* the vital I CARSthe finest In the world. of the second box was another of small* 11 will at all times and under all circumstances act in ing gestures and the nudging of her forces thoro'ly rc-emtubUshett samel Use more or less oil as you wish Sleepy E)e, Minn. er dimensions, and theie was a Jews'* Its RAILROAD HOTELS and DINING HALLS are noted for then- superior excellence. 'mrmony with the laws that govern the female system \amif never affected. SoMOXMtVby fellow passengers. the color lighter or darker. Try it on For the cure of Kidney Complaints of either aez this While it connects the prominent Business Centres of the Northwest, it has also upon its lmes more Health haip. HARRIS REMEDY CO. MFC CHEMISTS J0H1TC. ZIESkE, "The gentleman who was holding the Compound is unsurpassed. a b:t ot wood tilbyou get the color you and Pleasure Resorts and greater Scenic Attractions than any her system of roads upon the continent. Marketand 8th Stt. ST. L.OUI8. MO. I.YDIA. E. PINKIIAM*S VEGETABLE COM* Its Magnificent New Union Depot, on Madison, Canal and Adams Streets, Chicago, is the most elegant t child took in the situation, and, reaching wish. Use raw sienna tor the color of She Knew Who Made Him. and commodius Passenger Station in th- United States. POUND is prepared at 33 and (35 Western Avenue, his lips to the woman'sear,screamed Unsolicited testimony to the Efficacy of Southern pine, burnt umber for black It is conceded by the Traveling Public, to be in all things, THE LEADING LINE. Little Johnny Fizzletop was sent to Lynn, Mass. Price S Six bottle, for $6. Sent by mail Prof. Harris' Pastilles, taken from Lettera and she heard his voice above the walnut, and peimaneut green and Manufactiuei of and Dealer received from Patrons In the form of pills, also In tho form of lozenges, on 6 S. MERRILL, W "VAN HORNE, A CARPEVTER, J. PAGE, Sunday School on last Sunday for the roar of the waters: receipt of price, 1 per box for either. Mrs. Pinkham raw umber, or cchre and black, for Gen 1 Manager Gen'l Superintendent. Gen' I P^ss and lcet Agt. Ass't Gen'l Pass-Afc* Indiana, April 11, '79 The Remedy is working perfectly hist time. The teacher asked pleasantly: HARNESSES, *If you touch the boat again I will freely answers all letters of inquiry. Send tor pamphlet. Had epile^s^fromweaknessfor 8 years post olives. THIS NEW AND CORRECT MAP S\DDLES, Address as above. Uentton thi* Paper. throw your child overboard. We will Iowa, Oct 10th, '79 I am almost surprised at your When yo?. ha\e our stain the itisfactory Pastilles They have worked like a charm on me lam "Who made you, little boy?" all go together, but your child shall go COLLARS, No family should be without LYDIA E. PINKHAM'8 shade, rub it into the floor well just twice as much of a man as I was before taking I Troves be} one. inj re i^onable queption that the 'Why, don't you know that yetP" mmm & NORTH-WESTERN R*Y was on the verge of the grave, I thought, and there was first.' LIVER PILLS. They cure constipation, biliousness BRIDLES, with a woolen cloth, and afieiward rub no cure for me, but now I am in good hopes for a cure. asked Johnny, opening his eyes in and torpidity of the liver. tS cents per box. "Her frame quivered, but she closed off the superfluous color irefully with t&- Sold by mil Druggists, -^t West Virginia, Aug 28 18791 received your medicine BLANKETS amazement at the teacher's ignorance. her hands tightly and crossed them in and I believe it has cured me, for which I am very another woolen cloth. You use for OBKS & "O, yes, I know, but I wanted to see thankful Inclosed find $5 Please send me another le byill odds the best road for jou to ake when traveling either direction between her lap. A few moments after and the these stains the colors in tin pound box [No 21 for a friend You have done a great thing if you knew it." WHIPS, Chicago and all of the Principal Points in tho West, North and Northwest. for me. I will send yon all the orders I can. bottom of the boat grazed the sand on boxes, prepared with oil, costing about "Well, if you know it already, then I Prom a Physician and 8urgeon. TRUNKS the shore. twenty-five cents a box. If you have a Carefully e^ mine thi* Map The mc pal Cities, ol the est and Northwest are Stations on hu needn't tell you," and he positively refused Missouri, June 26 Please forward me another box VALISES, "A gentleman extended a hand to hard pine floor you need simply the oil, of the Pastilles. The patient on whom I have used road UL ih-ougb. tiains make close connections with the trains of all railroads at junction pe nt I CELEBRATE i to impait any more information, most of one box, in addition to a sample box, is fast help the woman out she stepped on ..be no stain. If the floor is either oiled or recovering, and I think another will set him all right kc &.C., &C bow of the boat and fell face forward stained it is best to leave it a few days From a Druggist. Repairing Done Promptly & Cheap. The Modest lather. on the sands. She had fainted. When before the waxing. Do not use Maryland, Sept 2.'79Last January wegotaboxof "Father," began a young hopeful we opened her hands the blood gushed your Kerne for one ofour customers, and it has mode the room before the waxing but if dust a perfect cure of him We have another customer now the other evening, "were you in the from the palms where she had dug the suffering in the same way, and vish one Io 8 box. or footprints are ou the floor, wipe it Main St., Sleepy Eye, Minn. war?" nails into them. June 15-82 over wi a cloth wrung out of warm "Yes, my son." "Almost with the moment of her leturn water, but use no soap. Have read}', LV CROSSE ADVERTISEMENT. to consciousness she commenced a "Was it awful?" as soon as the floor is dry, two quarts tirade of abuso on the man who had "Yes." of turpentine to a half pound of bees' threatened to throw her child overboard. "Lots of dead and wounded men?" wax. If jou warm the turpentine J. Schreiber. M. Kratchwell. "Yes." slightly the wax will dissolve in a short J.Schreiber&Co., "Did you kill many?" 'Never you mind her blather, mis- time without delay or the labor of shaving "Well, I shouldn't like to answer that ter,' said the boatman 'you saved all the wax. Do not put your pail of qnestion." our lives." turpentine in the middle of a hot stove "Are you very modest, pa?" "She looked at the ferryman, then at or range, and go off and forget it till a WHOLESALE "I hope I am"too modest to brag." the object of her abuse, burst into small explosion and a dense smoke remind Confectioner "That was what Mr. Smith meant, tears, and said: 'Forgive me, sir.' you that turpentine is at least inflammable. then, when he was telling the men "The poor woman had the worst of When the wax is dissolved BlTTErtS^4.^_HSTOMAC^WI down at the diugstore that you hadn't the straggle, but she realized her obligations rub it upon the floor with a woolen any war record to biag of." to a stronger person than herself, DEALl IN cloth till the whole floor is covered. who was kind while he seemed "He did, eh? Smith is a liar!" Wait from five to ten minutes till the Green Fruits, Nuts, Etc. cruel."Salt Lake Herald. "That's what I thought. He told the wax haidens a little then rub with a men that you lun so fast he couldn't coarse woolen cloth or brush, with the Main St., Between 5th &, 6th Sts., A iemcc1\ itn MHI tpiil it on a~ IIo-tet catch you on horseback, and any boy grain of the wood, not across it. After tor's Sto 1 .U u\ts i! tiial If knows that a horse can catch a man Cotton Suits For Governors. LA CROSSE, WIS. jou HiLthii) ptsc, xoiii in il t! uilliAtnliidlh a few times waxing, your floors will telil it. ii \OH ncfeihi 1 itk 1U Mi aiul fttl with a stiff knee." have a good polish, and the wax need ilcspoiukiit, it will I)Ohi lnuM .mil licc \ou be applied but seldom. The rooms Picked In the B-1 Spun, Dyed, and lip, if NOU lit* to iVit) Made itul, it A\ ill ieliiM.a*jd Up Between Sunrise and Sun,et. if bilious, lie illlilul Mumil it( \oui li\u most in use, as a dining-room or hall, ])on't ilopnii 1, i) ioi Use th illi it in the ughjt How His Education "Gave Him Away." All oulers by mail piotnntlj attended At Atlanta during the recent Cotton require more frequent polishing. A THE CHICAGO &. NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY, clucction to. "Dis boy ob mine is de best scholar Exposition, at an early hour the cotton bedroom will keep in good condition loi^ilch IDi i i Peak is 0\er all it- principal lire runs each daily fiom t^otofom or mere fa- \pre tra n-, It is BROWN'S IRON BITTERS are in dis town," said old Isom, placing a was picked from a patch on tho gi ounds in ul\ I with much less care. Waxing twice or the onh load c-t, Jsoith 01 Isorthwe-t ol Chicago that u-c- the a certain cure for all diseases heavy hand on the nappy head of nis belonging to Mr. D. U. Sloan, of Norcross. four times a year will keep a bedtoom Imperial Palace Dining Cars. St. Paul Advertisements. requiring a complete tonic espe- DICTIONARY, son. "How much is six times ten?" The cotton was of the variety in tidy condition, while a dining-room ciallyIndigestion, Dyspepsia,Inter* YOU MPFJN? "Sixty," answered the boy. known as the O/ler silk cotton, and A would generally be better for a weekly mittent Fevers, Want of Appetite, It is the only road that run Pullman Sleeping Car- "North 01 rth^tt of Chicago It ha- o\. &- "Ain't dat rythmatic fur yer. gen'lemen? was pronounced as fine short staple as waxing. Waxed floors need only to be A PLAOK FOR YOUR NEWSPAPERS. Iioss of Strength, Jjack of Energy, 4IOO Vlftl.L.fe O liOAU It foim among other- the following link Linc- was ever seen in this country. At 7 Now, ef I had eight chickens A PLACE FOR YOUR PERIODICALS, wiped up with a damp cloth if kept in GEO. BENZ & Co., etc Enriches the blood, strength, an' gin five ter yer, how many would I o'clock it was ginned in a twinkling And aa ornament for your noose, all In one, 'Council Bluff- Coloiado and California Line mona "Minnesota S Central Dakot Line good condition. ens tho muscles, and gives new THE NOYE8 DICTIONARY HOLDER. LSre Ch (a"o St GietnbaMmneiro!iJ-upeno' ml & Line S oux Cuy & Joitheatern Ncbra^k i Line hab left?" and at once stai ted upon the journey AIil mke i take life to the nerves. Acts like a 1 1 H?lsgf Elgin Rockfoid, Frctpoit S Dubuque Line. 1MPORTHIS &. W1IOL1 *AL Dr \LH1S I "But you won't give me none of the which was to end so quickly, and in W aukel Aludi-on A Nortln ri Line 'JimKiv alle) Pierre & Dead-wood Line charm on the digestive organs, chickens," said the boy. "They are such an astonishingly changed appearance -H1S3S5 LIQUORS removing all dyspeptic symptoms, Tickets o\er thi road arc old b\ all coupon ti ket agent- t' I mted Slates and Canada^ "English Spoken."How Tibbitts Tried for the cotton. The ginning of under the bed now, and I knowed last such as tasting the food. Belching, Rcmei'iberto lsk for tickctsii i thi load be -uie tin rtad o\ it tnd take nc other night when you fotched 'em in," the entire lot required less than twenty to Worry a Couple of Paris LAWCr Genl Supeiinteiidtnt Chict_o S1FWE Gen 1 Pa-s \gent Chcasr Heat in the Stomach, Heartburn, & WINES minutes. It was then taken at once to "Boy, yer's done forget eberything etc. The only Iron Preparation Salesmen* W.HE1DEMAXX Agent, .NEW UL3IMIXX. the picker, where it spent half an hour. yer eber knowed. Go 'way an' doan that will not blacken the teeth or Tibbitts tried to worry one of these The crowd that wis watching the process cum ioun' de house no mo' ter-day. give headache. Sold by all Druggists Parisian salesmen and for oncesucceeded. 93 W. 3d St., ST. PAUL, MINN. of manufacture ha I grown to considerable A nigger will be nigger, doan keer ef at $1.00 a bottle. He stopped the party promenading PEOPLE WHO LIVE business before the public "i ou proportions, and as tlTe yer feed him on science an' gogafy."^ with him on the Boulevard des Italiens can ike monej fi^tei ituiik BROWN CHEMICAL CO. ton passed from machine to ichine for ii* th tn it in} thins, el-e ""aj ital tlong tie nne md neir to the old ST PALL NOYES BIIOTIIES & CUTLER at a jeweler's, who displayed in Baltimore, Md. not teqiiiied We will-tirt the enthusiasm was intense. After SIOLX Cin RAILIUMDind us IIHGUI his window the legend, "English Spok- jou filJ i div upwi id Bunt! Lu es now a ut of the WHOLESALE Stereotyped Humor. leaving the picker, the cotton Av.-nt to Sep that all Iron Bitters are made by BBOWN CHEMICAL midebj theimlustnoti'" it me en.** The "English spoken" in the Cl*idh)io,gt.l\ul,Iirin.e Co anil have crossed red lines and trade mark on wrapper It is a sad fact that American humorists, the cards. These beautiful and remarkably Men, omen, bojsiud girls t\ mted e\eiy\\heie BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. shops is good enough, as a rule, to explain to woik fcr ns Now is the time. \ou de as a class, resemble precocious Druggists, pei feet pieces of mechanism afioli^ & Oni'ihk Ljne. Oct 86 82 \oteytiUi whole time to it oi onl \om spue mo. the nature and quality of the children. Let them do one thing at were watched with the gieitest admiration. uients Joothe business will pij \ou neuh t\ell goods, and that is all. Further, the N one willing to voik in 1 til to which the world laughs, and they will In half an hour it left the English speaking salesman has no more criminous a bj eng it? ne it oiiv.e Costlj outfl ki ow tint tl i-1-tlebhoit quit Line to ill Piles! Piles! Piles! repeat the performance over again with slubber, and in thiity miutit more it ms ree A gre it op] oituiut foi miking points in Centeal 1 Western Missoun to all idea of Englishthan he hasof Ashantee. which makea justifiable homicid a persistence and mad hankering to nionsE ista ily nd honotibly Addie*- Tine &C points in Kii-t-, Nebit-ui CInd Texis, was bei ig spun into the tilling. In Tibbitts marched in boldly, and the Ati gey iMnine Cilif inn, Aiii'oiii New and OM Mexico and A SURE CURE FOUND AT pleas N "N twenty minutes moie it was going to ST. PAUL, tint this is the AI M* beltceen .JltHHttota English speaking man appeared. He a relaxation as well as a duty. Stanley the loom. Astlie Compton loom, which aird the South Wtt.1, LAST. NO ONE NEED was a very well preserved, bald-headed Huntley's "Spoopendyke Papers" were 1UROLGH7 GREAT CITIES was the one in use, staited \\i hits energetic man offifty*and at him Tibbitts went SUFFER. good atfirst,but anybody could write clatter, theie was entluisi ism ct s- rr 3 "Do you speak English?" ofthepopuloL- .Ii-souii\dllej, namely them now. The humor is strictly machine enough to give a rousing three cheers. A sure cure for blind, Bleed ng itching and ul "Oulyees, Monsieur." Siou City, Council Bluff*, Omvha, work, but "Mr. Spoopendyke" The material for the vest hegan make 3 cerated Piles has been discovered Dr William, & Josrph .ttc/ittoM, Jstarentiorth Tibbitts grasped his hand enthusiastically. grinds away at his comparison mill with (an Indian remedj,) called Dr William's Indian its appearance at 9 o'clock and that for ind haungCtty Ointment A single box has on red the worst afresh and breezy conviction that his the coat and pants emerged an hour 1 h St ml i Siotix tj Rulioad, now krowii chronic cases of 25 or 30 years standing No one "It's refreshing to meet one in a fun does not pall upon repetition. Mark as the Western Ititiston of the Chicago St later. The cloth came tin ough lapidly, need suffer five minute after applv ing this v onder' trrn strange land who can speak one's own Piul Minneipolis&.OmitiiLtne Is it-o the #/o ful soothing medicine Lotions, instruments and Twain's jokes are the result of a plain, and at 12:30 the fiist piece of goods obtiined for nev inventions, or for impro\ and IHt eel l.'tt from Central and Western Mm electuaries do more harm than good William's language.'* ments in old ones Cave tts.,Tiadei uks tnd i chemical formula given a man, a chair, for the suits was taken to Thomas' dyehouse, nesota, Western I i, Dikota Nebiaska and th Ointment absorbs the tumors, allaj the intense Mirch 1,1882 patent business pi mptly attended to "Yees, Monsieur.'* South.We-t to itching, (particularly at night after getting v. arm a dark night and a tumble, and a grammar and in twenty-seven minutes had INVENTIONS! IA THA\ UbLN RFJICTH ST. PAI L. MINNEAPOLIS bed,) acts as a poultice, gnes instant and pain "Well, what I want to know is. is school boy could construct a witticism may still, in most i iss, be patented bj us Be nt) been dyed, dried and was ready for tho tx less relief, and is prepared only for PilOs, itching oppositethe S 'itent Oftice, and engaged in the Chicago and Northwestern railroad which Mr. Clemens would swear and the entne North and North West, and to the of the private part*, and for nothing else tailors. At 12:55 the cotton that less PARKER'S PATENT BUSJNM SEXCLUSIVELY, we in se Lumbei Distnet- ot Northern Wi-consin cutting rates tho same as the other .&- was his own. Bill Nye has his little receipt than six hours before was hanging upon Head hatthe Hon cothnberryof cleave cure ttents in le^a time th in those who ire re PrtM/eoiineetlim-. ire mile with th r? t3 HAIR land says abont Dr Williams Pile Omtmtnt I roads, and do they cut for western, mote from Washington and who must depend up for humor just as George W. Peck Kantern lftn*iuH of the Chic igo, St Piul Mm the stock was hande I to the tailor, fH-^ a: have used scores of Pile cures, and it affords me BALSAM. on the mail-in ill ansactions with the Patent ne ipohs btOniaVi line for Northern and Cei tra bound passengers the same as for eastern, has his, and Peck could write Nye's to be cut out. The sewing was done at pleasure to say that I have -aescr found am thing Office isnonsin, and .ir Chieigo and ill points i-t and do you have the remotest idea which gave such immediate and permanent relief When Inventors'e model or sketeh we make stuff just as Nye could write Eugene the Wheeler & Wilson exhibit At 6.05 and the running of ti tins is so mged tha pas. as Dr William's Indian Ointment search in the Pater i imce and id\ ise as to its pa. that the cutting will be kept up till A perfect dress* sengers fiom the We-tein Dm-ioti of th line Field's, or Aleck Swart, write Josh Billings's. the suits weie comp'eted, and at 7 For Sale by all druggists or mailed on receipt of tentabiht) va.vx.ovt HARGE Coi re-pon.lencccon ng, elegantly per- v. in line fioniune to one md one half honrsto atteud September, when I return, and does What we complain of is that o'clock Gov. Bigelow was encased in price, 100 fidential,piiceo low and NO CHAKGI UNLES"VTENT fumed and harm, to bu mess in St ml if desired the Pullman sleeping car company cat IS OBTAU LD When yo* gro South oi South Westbestire to there is no spontaniety about recent ess Removes HENRY & CO, Sole Prop'rs. one, receiving a delegation from the 23S.12 rs i I We refer to Hon. P. stmaster General Key, go o\er this Line through the seren Big- tutie* landruff, restores the same as the railroad companies?" humorous writers. These amusing gentlemen Atlanta univeisity at the lesideme of CLEAVEL \ND, i&ev Powder, oihciilsin the S Patent indwhen juu ..o north, eist or noithwe&t, go latural color and "Eh, monsieur? Zeese watches Noyes Bros & cutlei St PPIII, Wholesale Act would as soon think of tampering Office.indespeciillj oour clientsin everj Stite Director General Kimball, while Gov. prevents baidness I liroug-h St aul the t*real Rntlroad 4 entre ot Sept 1MW 60 cuts and 1 of ihe Union and mda For special refei en "You don't quite understand me. with the Lord's prayer as altering the grea-^ N oi hw est Colquitt, at the executive nvinsion, was tows at droggittfe ees, terms,adtice, & Address Two '-sengei tr i ns d-ulj St ml to Chicago You see the Pullman sleeping car company tho form made or expression of their admiring the first walnut picker coat FL0EESTC1T C. A Snow A. Co., through Lhoj tud idison with pullm in Pal ice is qnite distinct from the railroad BENJ. F. GRAF XN STORY B.ADDL OppositePat"nt othce, ashineton, wit. They seem to think that when that hid ever fallen to his portion. Sleeping us oi each turn COLOGNE. C^ O 2 3 Dr. Frazier's RoofBitters. companies, and one maycut rates without HA LB), RT E. PAINE. THROUGH TICKETS they have a good thing they should Atlanta {6a.) Constitution. Late Cumim tsioner of Patents. the other. See? Now, what I want stick to it. A patented style of humor PATENTS 1 An ejcqnlsltely fra- to know is ei tin-route lie on sileit ill pnncipil stations Fra/u Root Bitter* are not a dram shop lu-kt may, as the country grows older, pass grant perfume with O 3 C-HHP Besuie indbti} i tin ough ticket is the} aie gen Tho butter product in the United beverage, but arc stnctlj medicinal e\cr\ ense. exceptionally lastiug The bewildered Frenchman, who as an heirloom in certain families, and properties erill} cheapei but it }ou uinot get the tickets The} actstionglj upon the Incrand kidno-,ketp States for 1880 is estimated by tho department spoke English, stared in a wild sort of it would be no surprise to us, were we 25 and 15 cents. on desue or the info imtion mte i about rites the bowels open and regular make the wfak of agriculture at 1 000,000,000 PARKER'S FAINE, GRAETON & LADD, connections, Ac it}our home station write o strong, heal the Iun^s, build up the ner\es and a way, but his politeness did not desert to revisit the pale glimpses of the moon C^^3 GO 3 tie utider-ignel, md youi letter will reoene cleanse the blood and j-t ot ,\er\ impunt\ pounds, and the cheese product at 300,- Attorneys-at-Law and Sohcitois of him: five centuries hence, to discover a descendant CINCER TONIC piomp ittehti W TUSD^LL For Dizziness, ltuMi of Blood to the Head, tmd 000 pounds. Amencan and Foreign Patents. t* 2 3-^^o B^J & "Ees eet ze watce, ze diamond, ze" of Stanley Huntley writing that CLARK* *ene il Ag. nt ing to Apoplexy, D\pep-ia Fcvtr and Ague 412 Fifth Str., Washington, D. C, ten Tramc Wan I^CI St Paul Mum Dropsy, Pimples and Blotches Scrofulous Humorand "Not yet. What I want to know is, all "Mrs. Spoopendyke" needed to be bores, Tetter, Ring Worm, White bw tiling rrn Piactice patent law in all its blanches who is tbis Laphain and Miller who An Invigorating Medicine that Never Intoxicates Eve was to add a few years to her age. A First Cousin to a Brass Foundry. Erysipelas, Sere Eyes and for young men suftt ring in thbPatent Office, and in the Sup 1 his delicious combnntion of Ginger Buchu, have been elected to fill the acancies co 5-? 2 3 from W nkness or Dcbilit} cau-ctt from iniprii St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Great chanci* to mike money The man who travels on the lailroad. OO S 3 MandrtKe Stilhngn and nnny oilier of the best dence and to females in delicate health Iraziers Those who alwa\s take ad\an reme and Cucuit Couits of the United occasioned by the resignations of Piatt and sits down by the side of lone females \egc ^le remedies known ones all disorders of Root Bitters are eapeciall} commended. tage of the r chance- for States. Pamphlet sent tiee on 1 eceipt and Conkling, and is Miller going to the bowels stomach, h\er, 1 idncys and lungs, &is while laboring under the impression Dr lra/ier Iha\e u^ed two bottle- of ^our in ikmg mom th it art offered. _. pepi a Dizzin^f, W eakne t-o 1= 11 r. Dve The Best and Surest Cough Cure Ever Used. of stamp for postage. Aug 10 Mieiallv bt come wealths while The Old Mill at Newport, B. I. Root Bitters for be a tail to Lapham's kite, or are they H* that he recognizes a likeness in those who do not improve such and Kidne\ Disease and the} did me more good If you are suffering from Feimle Complaints, both square, bang up men, and A writer in the Watchman, the Baptist their faces to his wifo's aunt's cousin, chtncceicmam in pnurtt W int main men than the doctor-and all the medicines Itur used '\.noiisiies al cfulness Rheumatism Djspepia organ, says the poetry has at length "Will monsieur look at ze goods?" women bo\- ind uil- to woik for us ht in From the first dose I took I bi gan to mend md 1 met his match on one of the roads in a&BUTTS ag" or any disease or infirmiiv take Parker then own lot il lie- A one can dothe^work am now in rfect health and feel is well a-I ott been effectually taken out of the venerable "No, no. Is the Chicago and Northwestern (dinger 1 onic It will strengthen brain and body MILWAUKEE Advartisnments. this vicinity lately. He sat down in the properh front tue Ur-t-tart Tie bu-ines- y did I con-itler }Our medicine one of the great -t a and i\e ou new life and vi^or stone structure at Newport, so far in this row?" moie than twtht turn-oidinan wage* Exp-n half of a seat, the other half of which of blessingh, lOO 3D O X. .A. "R S sue outnt or It fur No one \\hoencrai- fails ror an) thing injurious found in Ginger 1 onic as any Scandinavian origin orflavoris By this time the Frenchman was out MRS AI\RTI\ Cle%eland O was occupied by a pleasant-faced young Pai 1 to make mom i ipidlv \ou tan demote \our Soldbj all druggist- c\enwhcic at Si per bottle concerned. What all cool-headed and or for a failure to help or cure of patience. lady. His first question was: whole time to the bii-iin -sor onh \our-pare mo ftc ii ?I rc^ nt dealers ill dr ff Lanre Mi injrbt njr ^FPENSARY. HENJtfc &CO., Sole Piop'i-,, sensible Rhode Islanders have firmly ments I nil nitoim ttmn and ail tint is uci ded "Monsieur talkswhat will you call $!S 1 fo urculittuHiscoxiCo It\ St ,N 1 "Pardon me, miss, but is your name -nt rue \ddii-N4ri\-o\ Portland, Maine mAWiiiMijjMAiimaBjammBBmammmBmm believed and steadfastly maintained CLFV1 LV\D, 0 Mmgibberich. I 'have not ze time to James? I have a cousin of that name, dec21 82 No\ 1-8.J No}cs, Bros & Cutlei St Paul Wholesale a^t- from reliable records and analogies has ^taclisie 1847 it 12 IT. 8th Street, ST. L07I3, HO. waste. Eef it ees ze watch" whom you greatly resemble." *ept1-82 THinstitution Manufacturing CONFECTIONER E Physicians i chs ge of tins old and well known now been confirmedthat it was built "Sir," replies Tibbitts, severely, "No. sir, was the leply, "my name re regular graduates medicine and WANTED DIAMOND for a mill by some of thefirstsettlers of "when you announce "-English spoken' ILYON&HEALY i igery Yea's of Experience in the treatment of is not James. But, pardon me, is your Chronic Dieeaaea Ime made their skill and ability Aquidnec, probably by Governor Benedict you should speak English, or at least AGLMS I OR IHE name Zinc or Copper?" State & Monroe Sts .Chicago. mueh superior to that of the ordinary practitioner, Or Li ff Jit on the Arnold. The proof ofthis fact now that they ha\ acquired a national reputation through understand it. Good morning, or, as CATARRH DAWN "Zinc or Copper? No. ma'am," said Will tend prepaid to any addrea their iieir treatment of cotnplicntpd rases adduced is a lithograph engraving representing you don't understand the plainest English, Great Future BANOCATALOCUE, the astonished man. "What lead you 'NDlSCBETHffl OR EXPOSURE ***g a mill built at Chesterton, for loHi, 200 p&gei, 210 Engta mgs| and dealer in bong swoir." REMEDY, to suppose I had such names?" in this life, through the dark *a!^ and in the lot Instrument. Sniu, Caps, Belu, waanBawmKBrnaMoanai^ anections England, in 1632, near where Benedict IPemponi, Epanlets, Cxp-Limnt, He had succeeded this time, and life eternal as in the be-t thoughts of leading 2 the blood, ahii o bonet, treated with success, NUTS, GREEN FRUITS, "Excuse me," was the quiet reply, Standi. Drum Major's Staffs, and Pare scientific principles without using Mercury or other authors and scholars amou horn are Bi-hops Arnold at that time resided. The Chesterton should have rested on his laurels. But HsU, Sundrv Band Chittits, Renairii expense.E "but I thought ceitain you must be first A Positive Cure for Catarrh of all Poisonous Med ciuos and at modoe ate etc., etc., etc. Simpson Fot-tcr Warren llurt and loss JoCook fios middle1age who jMaterUIs, .Uc incl ides Instruction and Ex B3 mill and the Newport mill are as /QUNC MEN ftjT^ifrom- Tibbittses, alas! always overdo what kinds. It 19 Instantaneous in fc.flct CataJoooa1 Jercues for Amateur Band*, and a cousin to a brass foundry." pL Beechca, lalmage, Dr Currie, Dr Mirh, -.5JUa^M&H* suffenns organic we ak and Permanent in Meault. Cares at any of Choice Hand Musis, J/\T.li.fitT?Tl?tEmodp'atre 351 &353 East Water Str. Milwauke^^much alike as two peas. The Chesterton Dr MoCosh, Dr Crosby Dr Ctnlcr Geo they undertake. He had extracted so ess that unfits its victims fo business 01 marriage, The man fell over two seats and stage or the disease. Has cured cases so terrible Dec 1,1882 ormanently cured a expense Prenuse, Dean Stanle\, W luttier, Longfellow and mill was sketched and lithographed much amusement from his first experiment that bones came from the nose. kicked a bird cage half way down the others Thesiibjeci- Heated are death Immor I1l- by P. Newell, an English artist, now that he tried it over again the GOETZ. ADOLFH MEINEK1L Dr. BTorjr's Diamond Catarrh Remedr tality, Millenium md Second Ad\cnt, the re-ur ii week ou own town $5 Outfit car in his haste to get into the smoker, C. PENZHOKN. rtoual nsulutinn refen ed winch FREE indlnvited Is mild and pleasant, ailording Immediate residing in this country, and a good rection, Judgment the puni-hmcnt of the W icket, free Non-k E\cn thing new Ca next day. He entered a similar place while the young lady smiled a gentlo it of question* lobe aniwc patieitt denning treatment Relief and prompt cure in all casesoi Catarrh, and the rew ird of the righteous A rich fea-t ,pital not required We will furnish MEINECKE & CObelieverIslandinHistorical llled free In anv arii'reM ni plication copy is now the possession 01 the and commenced the same thing. smile behind her handkerchief. Influenza* Hay Fever, Rronehltls. awaits the reader of this book It contains the ou e^er\thing "Many are making, l"eron otfrrlnp from Stupture bild tend ibriraiMrtf,\ Rhode Society. Old It will leinove Polypus and effectually cure "What 1 want to know is, is the grandest thoughts of the world gre tte-t authoron and] learn aomrthinp to tin Ir aitinia III. nota (raw ff ortunes Ladies make as much as Watery and Purulent Discharges Iiom the Bead Cnmnronlrnil mtrictl eonfi Untla.1 andir-ou1d be addressed subjects ol fhe most profound interests toc\cr} men and bo}s and girls make great in the great antiquity of the Chicago and Northwestern in the railroad DB. BUTTS. IS North Oth t ATI Experiment. and Throat, and Foetid. Sickening Breath peifectly 8t. Loufa. Mo. one Not gloomj but bulliant There is not a Reader, if }ou want i business at which vou pa June 15-82 Newport mill, that it was erected by war, and do you suppose the cutting Importers and Jobbers of restore impaired Smell, Taste and Hearing, dull page in the book It is absolutely without a can maki great paN all the time }ou work, write A prominent citizen sauntered up to relieve Headache, Break np Golds in the Head the Northerners for sacred or secular rival Everybody will read it School teacher-, ToysiFaacyGoodsjankeeNotions of rates will continue till September, tor particulars lo II H\LLETT & Co, Portland, a policeman on Austin avenue, and Strengthen the Voice and Eyes Purify, Regulate students, voting men and ladies acting as agents Maine 2*o 20,82 purposesone poetical genius imagining when I return, and and Render Clear and Active every Organ of the for this book are making $100 a month bells told himthat hethought the police ought it was a baptisteryand all wellnigh Head and Throat Price. 60 cents. "Indeed I cannot tell yon, sir. It is fast One agent sold 71 in the first 15 da\ s, anoth WILLOW WARE A CHILDREN'S CARRIAGES. to pick up the rocks in the streets, and DIAMOND er46 in 8 days, another eleven in 1 day another 15 worshipping under its shadow, are something I do not keep the run of. pile them up, during theirleisure hours, No. 03 HURON 0T. MILWAUKEE, WIS. and 5 Bibles in 5 days, a lad} sold nine ten hour NEW RICH BL00D1 now becoming beautifully and decorously You had oetter apply to tho American Seenre territory nrk Also agents wanted for instead of loafing, so that the people INVIGORATOR less. Still the old, odd, massive, exohange or the Herald office.'* the beetillustrated Revised Xew Testament, and driving out in buggies would not bo for the finest family Bibles \er sold b} Agents rude-wrought structure is worthy of This in the best and clearest American Dr. ISrory's Diamond Inrigorator is Send for circulars bumped about so much. GOLDES GATE ADVERTISEMENT some veneration, and should be most a Perfect Rlood Purifier* Appetiser and English. Poor Tibbitts had fallen W ZIEG.LER&CO,915ArehSt Philadelphia OAVIO.LAN0RETH&S0NS: PHIIA The policeman got mad, and said if Parsons* Purgative Pills make New Rich Nerve Tonic. It makes a delightful, whole* carefully preserved, both as the work of 180 E Adams St, Chicago, 111 upon a wight American who was turning Wood, and will completely change the blood in some drink, which Invigorates, Purities the prominent., citizen would only ride Feb 1st-83 some of the fathers of Newport and as t'ie entire s\ stem in three mon *ns. Anv person bis knowledge of French to account and Strengthens theenuie 8jstem. H. WERRING, out when he was sober, he would not. DCUQinilO For SOWIER who will take 1 p'll each night fromfe1r*o stamoceLsw21 For General Debility, Dyspepsia, Biliousness, the occasion and text of a great many by serving as a salesman in Paris. Mr. "ssza &?s:"Kr belb'e. Sen tobsoundlhealth, mai fr 8 ict restored if such a thing ran against so many boulders. Torpid Liver, Indigestion. Kenralgio and hheuraatic ingenious pages of prose and poetry. Tibbitts smiled a ghastly amilo as he Lapo5 EI4.STIC TRUSS Affections, Jaundice, Malaria, Flatulency, The prominent citizen thought over Hoston, Mttss t. S. JOWVSO.sV CO.. DEALER I N The old stone mill answered for a garrison-house Kansea, Sick Heartache and 'Kidney Complaints, bowed himself out of the place. Bad fnritierhf ta tiff or, jtfe. Hu a Pad diflcrlnit from al I othen. the proposition and finally said: *'I Dry Goods,Notions, it ih invaluable. Price, 60 cents. Boots &Shoes for the inhabitants of Kewfort It cupibspc, witb Self Athutinf marksmen who by ohanoe hit a ball's AGENTS WANTED SffiraSLSAi Ask vonr Dmgglat fbrtheae Remedies BalPn center, adapts- tselfto all never thought of that before. I'll bo 2oot PATENT* procured for Inventor*. Soldiers during the terrible months of W fetMcat of lb* body, wbOt th* should be verymodest and refuseto d take northers or will be sent land warrants sroccrca.bottihtiMd told. Sohliera blamed ff I don't try it, just to 8*0 what llallin th*rapprint*- back tha alii th a rap raa a back th a tins Machine ever inventeti WMt knitapair of GROCERIES hilip's War, in 1675-6, when there sod fceirs apply for TOW rights onca. Send 8 Free on receipt of price. again. Even Napoleon, great as lDtaathwaJaiMfatMo*aM stockings, with HEIj and TOE complete, in it is like." S stnau fW*'Tn Citiias-SoWiar,"sad Pension gJ)escripttve Pamphlets Free. were at least thirteen garrison-houses wMh tfcaVtacar* With Ikbt 30 minutes. It will aviso knits great variety of fancywork jid Bounty laws Blanka and instrsclioDg We he was, fought one battle ioo many. Medietas & Farming implements. pcaflMOMManhbhalitaacaaly TVIIQ *a\s prohibition is not gaining for which thereis always a ready market *Send Taddrer* Dr. Evory's Diamond Remedies Co. canrefer to thousands ot Pensioners and Clients' in what now constitutess N.W.fltxkeraltfACp.Pr,sio1& the State of Addrcs R, LodrftPariM Letter i* lokda iayMSskjtft MS* raafaaieyawitalB, Itla can, AsalS for circular and termstothe TwemUy MxattUia* ground every dayToco* Sifting*. P. O tier. Ssao. 104 John Street, New York. VATKMT Att'ys. LoekTte*5S.WaUimtoti l) HaveWise Ca.. 409 WashingtonSt.TStoo. Mags. ttdcbeajh flastbjaail. CvesUn fcaa. Blade, ^r^S^T-LitiBL ?eb 1-81 May 11-82 dec il-M _. SWURSTO* TBU*, CO., Chicago. Ilk