^V^rs.***^*^^*"' NEm.uiM.^Mi^W^^9.RM^(- f'A'i Mj 'At mii u, ifoiijAwsllQOeu^emaiuj^^ Shakespeare's Pathw and Wit. kN 4000 TILIVEL MILES V',Vpo.yQtt..QalVTOm^,fiM^)i5 Not one of the plays of Shakespeare o4 CentreStreet* Opposite ^Mueller & is the commonest and most Jwitherii hbt use^ form of-i sarcasm iU soareely a word or sentence In any of Scherer's Lumber Yard, aSTTIlinTTCITTai among Bnobs,: but among cos&n^rit*. the thirty-seven ja [be traced to other HilJNOIB, WISCONSIN, IOWA, MINNESOTA and DAKOTA. NEW ULM, MINN. ers ooal-hoawrs aqd, the liko. sources. This fs as wonderful as anything who will tako 1 pill eschil^ttoom 1^Fx^eeS To OVER THE ROADS OF THB Theo. Kobarsch, Prpp'rJ |THE ONLY MEDICIWEI persons of admitted, pretensions to ge!ntility CHICAGO, MILWAUKEEftS PAUL R'Y CO., else in Shakespeare. Other poets, the question is frequently put ahd' "toil after him in vain." Tears and i am now prepared to execute all negatively aWswered'-by''' the' ^perhaps'! 11 ElTHVUJ.KilllD QU DttlFOB* laughter, the inseparable attendants of Suestionor orders with dispatch. Repairing of Without doubling-on your tracks. This magnificent system reaches almost every Important TOVTft OfTO When, the!vsnporior- person surpassing genius, are equally and at .JiTM* AV'fi ft tlfjim t|m 4o AGENT8WArfreDKIS:S and SVMMKl^BBSOBT a the W^NOBTirWEST. I^cluSS^onlJSuS Threshers and Reapers a specialty. eclines to..reppgniso ft (a\so, or. jBxorbitant all times at.Shakespeare's, command.. unbroken hncs owned by any one Company, Between Chicago, BUlwaokee SC My machinery is all new- arid of the Paul and Minneapolis, and forms with ks connections die picturesque toT^*"J claim. Thus, noijong ago I was Una Maehine ever The wit of Dogberry and the sailors in MD miKiDms. -*k most improved pattern. All wprk.warranted BflXSSXSSXFPX VALLEY ROUTE asked if I called myself a gentleman "The Tempest," tho wit of kings in wprkfor which thereIsalwaya a ready market*Send as represented.' All those jin by a "young lady" at a Wilway refreshrj "Henry IV.' 'and "Love's Labor Lost*"' to^ctdar and termstothe Oh^nalUFRnltUnc Brtween St. I*rais and Northern Minneapolis. It also includes Through Route* batweai WHY ARE W E 8ICK?| want of anything in my line are cordially lIIUno Q.,4uo itou^^y^lSX* mont bar because I demurred! at paying, ALL the Terminal Points Shown upon this Map, whh ample passenger*trafa^ervk-e upolTeach the wit of Falstaff and- Hamlet natfve WaiW invited to give me a call. her a sovereign,for7not,havipgi wit, philosophic wit, the wit of the fat run THEO. KOBAlison, Ybt'coine -ctoifaedttki fajfi&ij&id..paUono!t$\ DSiBUTTS away with a purse that I had inadveri' ,n' and of the lean man wit in the halfglimmerings 'min \hmnoraqret Uwxfortfweed into thabtccd] 'fivci! tehtly leftf on the cblirlter for of dawning reason trenching Fred. Boock, \that imia%eSxMMnatitraUy. minutes 'and' two of her friends 'de- upon madness the wit of temperaments KIDNEY-WORT clared that I was V'nogentlema^'. without "like Mercutio's, of topers like old and well known tu WSPEJSSARY. leayingany dpubt in the.ni^tter." Sir Toby Belch, as mischief as in Maria cb"F8 have been called ^no gentlemun^ for and Cleopatra, of confident villainy as WILL SURELY CURE ta 8 Proprietor of the not payipg^a .cabman, threepay times his rjtatUUi:iM7tl3ir.8tli8tmt,BT.MTO3,K0.^,l,'[ShJ.olttreatmenethnifcperlenoa^ in Richard HI.all these and many to in fur KIDNEY DISEASES, tfbjeVsting1 T1?institutionMwofregular New Dim Machine, Wagon,Smith fare, and^Ior more flow from film with inexhaustible gradual** lu uMdicine and nished lodgings for articles which I luid^ OLIVER COMPJ.AIHT3,| JS!&T1' fertility. Nor is the pathetic and "the neither Ohronlo Diseases have made their skill and' abilttv PILES, consxie/wrioir VUINARTI tragic exhibited under less multiplicity jordered nor pqnsumed. (A & PAINT SHOPS, 10 much superior to that of the ordinary practiUoner, DISEASES, FEMALE WEAKNESSES, loafer in the .stveet^, hasf ipipietimes of forms.- Nor is it less sudden aria that they have aoauired a national repuufion throuan their treatment of complicated eases. AJ i NEUVOC8 II80RDEKS, picked up a glove before I could piqk meteroic than the wit. The4 reader is wO&hJty Uteie 'organs and\ iNDlSCRETlOW OR EXPOSURE Cor. Minn. & 3d N Sts.,New Ulm. 6j/iiditslntf.fi'ef it up myself, ortold me that iny^bahdkerchief .taken by surprise. It flasheiton him amBMHs*CBsaesvsamBsHsBfies9aB anecUona restbrttigUheU-ipawerlo tlirow off&itea&l I Was hanging out of myu pocket with the suddenness and vividness of' I am prepared to do all kinds of work jf the blood, ekla or bones, treated with success, Jos. Bobleter, pacientiAe principles,withoutusing Mercuryorother Wliy'RiilTorilUllonR paiaCand achesl In any othfir jpouptcy, tha^ Epgland an electric flash. He is prostrated and in my line on short notice. Repairing Poisonous Medicines and atmoderate expense. Why toruipntert with Piles, CoBMtipajilont I the commonest man paying such melted by it before he is aware. YOU WC MEW and those of middle age who are of Threshers and Reapers a speciality. amaHSanaaasniB) suffering from organic weakaeas Why friglitenod orcr dlsordorcd Kldheysl attentions as these wdtrld be insdlted Whether the reader bo prepared for My machinery is all new and of improved that unfits its victiius forbusiness.or marrlaoe, WhyeiKluroii'errotis br'slek headachest (ermanently cured, at moderate expense. by the offer of a reward^ but in this what is coming, whether the poet in pattern, and only experienced Wholosalo and Retail Dealer in PATI NTff Use^^KipjVEV-WORTcmd rejoice in health. Jn^ TRX- Exprea E countiy, I have ffEft the consciousness of his might fore-*: iwrwual conraluiio* i.prtlerr.d, which it andlnvitoii been freely paHe,d, t'op workmen are employed. Anew paint It,laju(t.upl Dry Vegetable* Form, In tin) Utt of qvttlien lobe unwertd by patient. d*Mriog trastmeat gentlemen." for not encouraging v^hat warns him that he may be fore-armed, nailed free to any .ildr.s. on application. shop has lately been added. New caii&oiip packivpo of whioli jiiakoa six quarts ofI :s & Medicines, Drug "seenn),': is vulgarljr called "cadgiiigr" It or whether he darts onhim by surprise, ^adlearaMMetklnfrtutavlrwI.anUee. Iti. aota truaiJ wagons continually on hand. mcdiaiijc. Also iii Liquid FWni. very Coneen-, CompanyM0TOeSTimUTablestpublishesdSpeedeovero 7 GuidePassenge or th by th Company,n wffl showTracksethttha Coniaunicatl(niitncll|rcoBfii1*Btial,and.hoiil be addrenaS i,nAthe Rafwa '*l indeed, that to ba a gentleman the result is the same^ft is inevitable. Spkno Trains a Expres itsla ow Super Die uctT s. ia Noth stu V^aCvmdTmSr t^atcdf f.6j- tli'oso that iiaunot readily prepare It. RomemTser, this a Roafls sliowa alwv lieavy 1 ULSSL .,ALL WORK WARRANTED^ OftW3u eyes of large olasses of the community :i In FalstaflTs ridiculousexploits, though: HFlt dct^.-iyifch equal efficiency in eitherform. I u*^!110^*0 FR: BOJQCK. yo i QE? IT OF'YOUU ,DIiU,GGIST. PRiqK,,$1.0o| the whole scene is inexpressible conue, whatever,,,:" you,, mus^, pay. may be /de- tak D^vhir GLASS, PUTTY, OILS AND WE^IiS.HICHAilDSOX & Cow Prop's, manded of you uppn' any pretext^ and., the burst, "By the Lord, I knew ye as" FBOM almost anywhere TO almost anywhere in the Five GreatStates named above. etc. teas' ye Ovi'UTOndtliVdi-yP^Wil.) BTOUXOTp^vT,'! IT8 ROAD-BED, SUPERSTRUCTURE and EQUIPMENTS COMBINE ALL MODERN ask no questions. well as He that made il*urest HIUI lli-st XiVUicihe crttr Mudo. IMROVEMENTS, AND ARE PERFECT IN EVERY PARTICULAR Socially, the*term ^gehtteman" has sudden and surprising as if. it! ftacr. Aeo|mbuiati6n' of Hops, Buchu, Man* T"^ PARLOB 2tk.i TAINTS, MISCELLANEOUS rateme mul Uandolion, with nil ttic best and i jbecome almost yulgar It is certainly a flashed upon us out of the darknessout CAi^e'finesTfn SS^iril mostcluratlvopiopcrtii's of all other Bitters, less employed by gentlemen *thanr of the most serious scene as in. by ItsSATBOAI HOTELS and'DINING SAT,T,S are notedfortheir superior excellence. jnakcB\tho greatest Blood Purifier, Liver AND BLANK BOOKS, inferior manTkri6w,J--thThe persons, one speaks of, "Lear," while every fibre of the heart Reg iXa tor, and Lifo and Health lUttorin jWluVk Connects 5 theprominent jno greateBusinesso Sconi Centres AttractionNorthwest, of the thanany other has syste alsom uponks of roads linesn upo more the continent Healtlt other of-' a* "gen- nl, Agent onVaVsaaWBaal a is quivering with irrepressible emotion, eft No diaeasoc^kanpossibly long.exist where nop tleman I knawiV Inn the i one case the one expression in his dyings Speech, Its Magnificent New Umon Depot, on Madison, Canal and Adams Streets, Chicago, is the most elegant Bitters are us\ed,aovaried and perfect areUtoir GOLD PENS, and commodius Passenger Station the United States. gentleman is takpn for granted* in the "Pray you, undo this button," standingconspicuous operattoi PROPRIETOR OF THB It is conceded by the Traveling Public, to be in all things, THE LEADING LUTE. other it seems to need specification. in its common-plaoeness Thc giro n^uVean&Tisorlotheaeodaailriaria. ,4ikdy." I New Ulm Foundry WALL PAPER STATIONEY, 6. 8. MEKRHX, W O. VANHOBNE, A. V. CARPENTER, J. PAGE. Again as fe^arffs^ the terhi against the rest, sweep away the little To ail whose -eamploymentscause irregulari- and organs,doStJmulnnt, mil tyofthebowelsorV urinary wlio require Gen 1 Manager. Gea'l Superintendent. Gen'l Pass and THcetAgt. Ass'tGen'lPass.Agt is quite in acectrdanb^r with the usages self-restraint that is left to us wjt$he Appetizer^k'o,u invalV.ualbV3'w,thout Intox- an of society to speak of your acquaintance, suddenness and overwhelming force of THIS NEW AND CORRECT MA liopmttersare Window Curtains w.% & MACHINE SHOP a torrent f! $- the Duchess, as a "very nice per- icating. Ko matterwhatyourfootings or. symptoms Proves beyond HOIITH-WESTEHNethtthanquestioereasonablyan son." People who would say 'very nice CHICAG O & are what the diseaseor aiiwnent Is use Hop Bitters. AND Corner Centre & Front Streets., lady" are not. generally of & ^ocial class. Don't wait untilyoua%re sick but if you How Webster Took a Drink. onlyfeel bad or miserable*usothemhundrods..OIJCOtada*hasa which has muph to do with Duchesses ve MUSICAL MEECILiNDISE, It may savoyourlife.lt The route between Boston and-New NEW ULM, MINN and if ybii *speak of one of those' as $500 win be paid fora calse they will not suffer"-0'' your friends Is by all odds tho beet road for yon to take when traveling In either direction between York by way of New Haven had'just The Foundry has been thoroughly refitted- and I cure or help. Do not a "person" yon will soon be ^made Bhicago and ail of the Principal Points in tha West, North and Northwest. PURE LIQUORS am now prepared to do all kinds of work on short suffcr.but useand urge them% "us Hop been opened, and I was occupying a no^k^110! drugge AjValQfcbleJ to feelj your .mistake., Iternember, Hop Bittcra is notice. Repairing of all kinds of machinery nnn Best ioal Solenoe. seat with Mr. Webster when tjbjo cars theMPurest^^J*wJ drunken nostrum, but Carefully examine this Map. The principal Cities of the West and Northwest are Stations on this Agricultural Implements a speciality. Only experienced l!)TAMDS^h F1UND dts6dBereWultingform aeat Cure orsonlcweokneeithe or family Medicine ever mado the AND SPIRITS workmen are employed and work entrusted stopped at the latter city." Mr. Webster pcrson: deplorabfe tri Indiscreet proetlfles and HOPB and no road, jtt, through trains make close connections with the trains of all railroads at junction peints. estimated value"is $25,000. Manhat. onezcesses In youthor at anytline of Ufe-rbythe only to my care will be executed with neatness was not well, and, saying that he should be withoutthem. SBBnalBS.^- true way, viz: Direct Application acting by Absorption, tan Island, upon which Seth Green resided and dispatch. ALL WORK WARRANTED. D.I.O.13'an absolute and Irresistible cut-o A ana exerting ltaapeoiflo influence on the thought it would be prudent to take for several,Viears, was bought for Toys- Notions VeueleaTSuets, and Qland, that are nnable to perform forDrunkcnnes3,uso of opium, tobacco andjni CHAS. LEONARD. some brandy, asked me to accompany iUew natnral functions while this disease per*adethhamMrorgmni*m. Hnrcotlca. AH l by rtragjisti^ Send $50, It was! sold .by him to Judge The use of theFasuUe forCircular. Hoy Hitters Afg. Co., him in search of it. We accordingly laatteadad withnp pain or InconTenlence. and does' Spencer and. Mr. Hasbrook, of .New Rochestfr.y.T andTor'onto.Orit.. not interferewith the ordinary pureults of life it ia entered a bar room near thel station, York pity, an.d.is.npw vajuedat duwolvea and soon absSrbed, producing anj $ 10,000^ AND lata sbotblngandrestorative effect upon the and the order was given. The attendant, GET THE BEST! The four islands ocpupied. by thet sons organisationswrecked from vicious habits or: BEATTY'S KGANS 18 useful stops, Saets reed without looking at: his customer, system,reetor-1 j, Btopping the drain from the and relict of Asa L. Packer were bpught FANCY GOODS 41 1 onj? $65. PianosS125up. tS^illuB Ine themmd.rO healthaod sound memory,removing mechanically took a decanter from a for $50, and to-day thoy arp, appraised Catalog, Free. Address Bcatty,.Washington, N. J. the Dimness of Bight, Oonfuaion or Ideas Avendoi^to ete^eta^ and theappearance shelf behind him, and put it near some May 11-82. at $100,000, although, it.is not probable usually accompanying this of premati glasses on. the counter. ORDERS SOLICITED. tronblB, ani that they cpu^ be bought for.apy.,,rea- have boetf aormaarfbr years TblS mode-ortreatjnpat Just as Webster.:was! about to help sonable price. These estimates "include, haastoodthe test} in very severe eases, and Is) Orders by Mail will roceive Prompt himself, the bar-tender happened to look nowapronounced'success. Drugsaratoomuhpre of course, the,improvements made upon tention. Goods and Prices warranted WCHOtSfSrIEPARD 8v CO Bcrlbea in th|s trouble, and. as manycan bearwip" up, started as if he had been a spirit, nessto, with but littleif anypermanentgpodt ((ood Th*w the islands, but this manifold increase give satisfaction. lanononsei- and cried "StbplV with great'vehemence. abouB thi tosIpoi Prenaratlon.TractIcal.ob-' of valuation::has been reached eervatlon enables M. Street, New Dim, MINN. 9 Battle Creek, Michigan, sltively guarantee that it satisfaetioa.-- He then took the decanter wlU give htis been in general use by the outlay, pf cqmpara^ely .fe tot several years and we have thousands of ~testb JEAjrrrgAOTTTBXBS OF THB OHLX OBNUIVB from Webster's hand, replaced hVpn monials from patients, astoits volqe,, and ittonow thousand dollars."'" ,'i VIBRATOR conceded to be the most rational, means yet dlspoyered the shelf from whence it came/ and disappeared fttr reaching rind curing this very prevalent beneath the counter. Kising trouble, that la well known to bethe cause of untold! 0ll3\, miseryto so many,and upon whom quacks prey with: Alfdol Orii^e Mbfe from these depths, he bore to tho .'sur- their useless nostrums and big fees The! Kemedy Is putupin neatbsKOS. of threesizes. No, 1, (enough face an old-fashioned black bottle, I U'.---- '(,:i .'.$ tolastamonth.) S3 o. 9, (sufficient to effect a permanent .''For tenyearsmj.wi|p.was eopfinedpto euro, unless In severe easesO 5 Ho. 3,. which he substituted .for the' decajitkrj THRESHERS. (lasting over three months, willrestorer*hose lri tha' Webster poured a small quantity into .Traction and, Plain Engines her bed with a. worstcondition,) *7. Sentbymail,lnplain'wrappers. complication |o.f ail Full DIRECTIONS*/or using wul aotompany and Horse-Powers. a glass, drank it off with great relish, EACH BOX.. i ,i.i ments that no dpcjkor could,.tell, .jWbat and threw down half a dollar in payment. Send fop* faaUdlHsttrtptive Pamph^ I KMO^MBpIeJtoTaweaherlteleiT} Established was the matter, or cure JieA and Lpsed t the World. S 1848 a tetm giving Anatontieat J(llUsfraUona I A A VBMtoi&ofcoktUiii^an&Mueit&ahutL \'nd Tesiimoiitt, wHief*. --t wil epnvtitpe Ban' up a small fortune of.hnmbpg Sitpff. The,bar-keeper began to" .fumble in sff 1 I aaftl lO nest,' without change ufbadkvp obtained for new inventions, or for lmprov I the most skeptical thattheyeanVere' Bj^ managecnont,or location, ments in old ones. Caveats, Trade Marks and a LEAD ALL OTHEBSla stored to perfect Health, and the vital the drawer, as if selecting some smaller Six months ago I saw a Ui S. flag with m^ broad toarrtmtigtomiM all omr good*, 1 patent business promptly attended to. \foreea thwro'lg re-estuhlimhed same CHICAGO_&_J?OR'I^WEST^R^^ pieces of change, whereupon Webrster INVENTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN REJECTE1 Hop Bitters on- it, andl T' tJrQuglrt' I Xaa if, never affected* Bold OXJLX by waved his hand with dignity, and may still, in most cases, be patented by us. Being THE CHICAGO & NORTH-WESTERN RAILWAY, HARR IS REME DY CO. MFC CHEMISTS. would"be a fool"once more. itfl.e^it, opposite the U. S. Patent Office, and engaged in EveryStyle&Price. with rich and authoritative tones pronounced Marketand 8th 6U. ST. LOU18, WO. Over all of Its principal lines, runs each way daily from two to fonr or mora Fast Expr-v ^f.wisdom1. PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, we can secure but my foily proved to...'be these words: patents in less time than those who are remote Trains. It is the only rood west of Chicago that uses the Unsolloltesl testimony to the Efficacy of' from Washington and who must depend up. "My good friendWheneve' let me offeruybii a Two bottles cured her. Shsels now as PULLMAN HOTEL DINING CARS, Prof. Harris' Pastille*, taken from Lettere yo give on the mailsin all transactions with the Patent Guaranteed TJnecpialcd advice.: piece of received from Patrons Office. well and strong as any man's wife* It is the only road that mns Pullman Sleeping Cars North or Northwest of Chicago. It 1m? that good brandy from under the counter, Indiana, April 11, 'TO.The Kemedy is working per-: Such Whenlnventorssendmodelor sketeh we make FOR dollars'.v and it cost mc only two feotly. Had epilepsy from weakness, for 8 years past. nearly 3,000 MIZES OF ROAD. It forms the following Trunk Lines: search in the Patent Office and advise as to its patentability never take the trouble to make OPERATION. Iowa, Oct 10th, "79.I am almost surprised at your FR EE or CHARGE. Correspondencecon. folly pays.M. W., Detroit, Michi- Council Bluffs, Denver & California Lino." Winona, Minnesota & Central Dakota Lina." change." 'Pastilles They have worked liken charm on mo I am ndextlal, prices low, and NO CHARGE UNLESS just twice as much of a man aa I was before taking. I Sioux City, Nor. NebrC^a & Yankton Line." Chicago, St. Paul & Minneapolis Line LATENT IS OBTAINED. As we turned to go out, the dealer in STEAM-POWER SEPABATOBSana was on the verge of the grave I thour*"hopesdfor thought 1*an there was ECONOMY^ was on the verge of the grave, I We refer to Hon. Postmaster General D-. M. Key, "Northern Illinois, Freeport & Dubuque Line." Milwaukee, Green Cay & Lako Superior Line." Complete SteninOntntBofwtatMemgwauu*. aa a cure. liquors placed one hand on the bar. Mev. F.D. Powder, to officials in the U. S. Patent no cure for me, but now I am in goo ^iMftTnaetfoaBBBiBeaandPlatar Tickets over this road are sold by all Coupon Ticket Agents in the United States and Cttnatlas. 28,1879.I rebefved your medlcurjsd threw himself over it, and caught me 'West Virginia, Au Office, and especially to our clients in every State ever seen in the Americanmarket diire.J DURABILITY and Itching Piles-Symptoms and me, for which I am wrr. Remembertoask for Tickets via this road, be eure they read over it, and take none other. cine andl believe it A muttitutU of. tpet&ai ftatmrm omd i_ of the Union and in Canada. For special references, by the arm. !?'Tell me who that man thankful. Inclosed find $9.have Pleaae.send me another for 1881. together with superiorqtuUittui eorwfruo. ou done a great thing terms,advice, &c, Address MABVI5 nUGHITT, Gen'l Manager, Chicago. W. H. STEN5ETT, Gciri Pasa. Agent, Chicago. box Wo. 2] for arfrlend. Hon And material* not dreamedof byothermakers. is," he cried, with genuine emotion. The symptoms are( .A. Snow& Co., mdstur^,...like WORKMANSHIP. forme. I will send yon all tho orders I can. Four sizes of Separators, from 6 to 1 2 horse "He is Daniel Webster," I answered. Opposite Patent office, Washington, D.C Selected Iiombef capacity,/brtteam orhorMvomr. Prom a Physician and Surgeon. of perspiration, intense itchinig. jncreas*ed W HEIDEMANN Agent, NEW ULM MINN. 7Two styles of Mounted" Horse-Powen. The man paused, as if to find words Fec fifth fifth Missouri, June 26-Plea8 forword'me another box Improvements and ConveniencesfoundIn by scratjehihg, very distressing yOUVaUUV (/rowfarMtoHsyaarsair-drieif) of the fasttllesi The patient on whom I have.used adequate to convey the impression constantly oh nana, from which Is built too in. .most of one box. in .addition, to a sample box. Is fast BENJ. T\ GRAFTON, STORY B.ADDL no others. particulariy kt night, as if pin'wbrm comparable wood-work of ourmachinery. made upon him,:and then exclaimed, recovering, and I think another will set him.au right, *ASK'j^0Rk HALBERT E. PAINE. were crawling in 'and about the rectum Always Reliable, .Prom a Druggist... in a fervent half whister, "By Heaven, TRACTION ENGINES Maryland, Sept. 2.T9.Last January we sot a box of Fells, PERFECTECo's Richardson & Late Commissioner of Patents. sir, that man should be President of the private parts are' -sometimes BUTT ER COLOR your Remedy for one ofonr customers, and it has made PATENTS the United States!" a perfect cure of hhn. We have another customer,now affectedj if allowed to continue very Buttering in the same,way. and wish one No. 8 box. POPULAR EVERYWHERE. The adjuration was stronger than I serious results may follow. ^Dr have written it, but it was not uttered For Sale in livery City and Town SwayneJs All-Healing Ointment-' is a &.skyi profanely it was simply the emphasis Kindergarten Material, WEILL.8, It costs, who uses!t. where to get It. RICHARPSOX A- CO.. Proprietors. Burlington, vt. in the United States. pleasant surp purei, Also for Tletter, PAINE, GRAETON & LADD, of an overpowering conviction.Qecy's Jf S E ON LY THI S3fT H .^f-IASTJ^ A^JD.JfT.H E BEST.Jf. SOLD BY Itch, Salt Rheumy Scald Head, Erysir Attorneys-at-Law and Solicitors of Anecdotes. Greatly Improved. Trie 20 Gifts of FrcBbel. Barbers' Itch ^'Blotches, all pelas,r C.ROLLOFF, New Ulm, Minn. American and Foreign Patents. Rewards of Merit. JOHNSON. & FIELD, Scaly,. .Crusty, Cutaneous .Eruptions. Novel Decoration. 412 Fifth Str., Washington, D. C. Or ^'AidS tO SehOOl DiSOipliae." From entirely A. G. Seiter Prices, 50 cts. 3 boxes for $1.25.. L. Hseberle. Charles and Mary Lamb once spent Sent Practice patent law in all its branches new designs. By far the handsomest and cheapest a week in "decorative art applied to by mail to any address on ever made. 500 in set Send for circulars, &&, to ..jepeipt. of HseTjerl & Seiter, in the Patent Office, and in the Supreme A.H. Andrews & Co., ^^MANUFACIUEE E3 OF the household," with a degree of success price in currency, or three cent post, and Circuit Courts of the United The Racine Farm and Warehouse Fanning Mills. that many students of that art age stamps. Prepared only States. Pamphlet sent free on receipt (by Dr. Mlrs. of School MerchandiseftApnarattis, Farsaeta aad Tkrefhenaea aretavHodtt may well envy. A cat got imprisoned TINSMIT H. of stamp for postage. Swajrie &Son, 330N. Si'xtlj\Street, Wiabaslt Av e. Cor. JkOauqf investigate tlusiwatcatrwTnn^ehlng Machinery. CWfifQAGO* tof"'whoihAldtfe in a garret adjoining their apartment Uroalan sent free. Address ga 1 Philadel^nia," Pa. These Celebrated Hills have lonfrbeen in the Temple, and an opening was NICHOL8,8HEPARDACO. bjr all Sdld'n*' used by the Farmers and most prominent should be -addressed: made to liberate her. To their surprise, aatua Creek. Mlonlsaioe $500 Millers and Grain dealers in the United States, who recommend them as being the prommeht druggists. they found three or four unowned, Reward! Minn. St., between Centre & 1st South. UKST Machines ever produced for cleaning unoccupied garrets, desolate to the last and grading Wheat, Barley. Oats, Corn and Office Desks. Seeds of every description. They do the degree. As Charles had suffered, much work more perfectly and have greater .'CO.: Bank Fittings, I'lnii'i 'tfOiiS -J J"' ^4Hil.' iiilJ capacity than any other machines. interruption when writing in their sitting-room, ALL KINDS of TIN AN SHEET QOw Over a Million They are strongly built of the very best of Mary suggested his moving ArMitM BomshoU DeooraUoaa, IRON WORK DONE. materials, highly finished, and provided Pi] ^i# 9.-. SetUet and Opera Chairs for his writing-desk into one of these, quiet with Superior Attachments? 8ieves, and PROF. arc made in three different sizes, one for Churches and HalU. own, airing& JobWorkaSpecialty. arrets. So the cobwebs were brushed *fr GUILMETTE'S Farm use, and two for Warehouse or ASlfRE CURE FOUND AT llanofactand sad gnarantcd by Miller's uae. and the room made clean, though LAST. NO ONE NEED They are WARitANTEn to give SATISFAC- certainly not very cheerful. Charles A. B. Andrews & Co^, X'seaa.cla. TION. All orders promptly attended to. tried it a few hours, but it was so bare 106 Wsbssh At4 CalcsflO. Correspondence solicited and descriptive KIDNEY and desolate he could not endure it, circular and price list sent free on application FSSV a&ndT- i 9 Lr to PADS and gave it up. ^J A snre cure for blind, Bleeding, itching and nlrated H. Laudenschlager, Piles has been discovered by Dr. William, Next day, during her brother's absence, JOHNSON & FIELD, (ail Indianremedy,) called Dr. William's Indian Have already Mary had another look at the Ointment. A single box has oared the worst been sold in this RACINE, WI& situation, carried into the room some chronic cases of 25 or 30yearestanding: 'No one country and in need suffer five jninatesafter applying,this,wonder Dealer in bright pieces of carpeting, and several France:every one SS-O (t to ful soothing medicine. Lotions, instruments and STOVES, ofwhichhas given cheerful though not very valuable prints electnaries do more harm than gJod IWilUam's 3 0 0B O (Si cz Composed perfect satisfaction. Ayer's warm Ointment absorbs the tnmors, allaysettiiig'r the intense _. .ofpowder-^ that hung in the kitchen. Charles was Mica or isinglass, is itching, (particularly at night after and has performed cures every time when delighted and forthwith the brother in bed.) acts as a poulticegives insjtantand, painless Ktattiellsst8*1*P^ used according to directions. We now say to the rabrlcatbrLalSjworld. and sister gave themselves up to the relief, and is preparedonly for Pifts,- itching afflicted and doubting ones that we will pay the a. att^Cnlbalw0e*riiaM'Sm hf* 5^ Cherry Pectoral s.cfop of the privateparts,and for nothing flse*. ,,,H hove reward lor a single case of decoration of the. apartment Every Bead wh'attne Hon. J. M. cofflnberry of cleavef LAME BACK WMTrJetlon aijalSitenlnBthe draft" Used5y-in!iilation tlrasi reaching tho ilir,:xsu direct, book in their library was ruthlessly land says aboutDr-.William's..Pile Ointment: I Is thspheapest becaasoTt eo sw no more relaxes the rp.ir-ai, facilitate* free expcrUirati'-.n r.nd than InferlorbrarMlSfand one box will do have used scores of Pile cares, and it affords. mp stripped of its illustrations, whenever ciTveta/JF13 nf-3F'-?f, vlicrc rH ot!n?r rvcttdtes thftjMmot: two of any other Axle Crease pleasuretosay that I have never fottnd any tiling fsil. J&^iyJcftSfaWAtrislve'.'t!convincetfctmosl That the Pad fails to cure. This great remedy wll 25* 8 S P^hS it could be done without damage tq the ^optical o?its nrnnedintp, OiruOt :J. nevqr f.iilinvBf answers equally as well for Harvesters, which gave such immediate and permanent reliei: positively and permanently cure Lumbago, Lame fffecfe. l*riee: ftir.l 01.OO. Tri: paeJcir-J -r 5 rw, Threshing Machines, Oorn-Planters, text, and the walls of the new%tudy as Dr. William's Indian'Ointment. back, Sciotice, Gravel, Diabetes, Dropsy, Brlght's Garrlaoes. GUARANTEED,tetc,contaisnforpWagons. Bunries eta, a .Petroleuma It i For, Sale.by all druggistsor mailed,o.n receipt of disease of the kidneys, Incontinence and Retention Dli. K.SCU1-K1Q1ANN. St.l'ar.1. Xiua. V*J were fairly covered. Here was a set of price fldO For Diseases of th* of the urino, Inflammation of the kidneys, Catarrh For sale by all first-class dealera. wtrova Poehd r-ie. pictures from Shakespeare, and somewhere Cyclopedia of Thing* Worth Knotting mailed 'Ofthe bladder. High colored Urine, Pain in the HE^Y & CO, Sole Prop'rs back, sitlo or loins, Nervous Weakness, and infact MICA MANUFACTURING CO. else another set from Ovid or A.B. AndrT??rs & Co. all disorders of the bladdei and Urinary Organs 31 Mlohlgan Avepue, Chicago, Illinois. Throat and Iiurajts. Miltqn. Mary lamented that twentyfour r*" CLEAVELAN D, O. whether contracted by i private diseases or 195 Wabash Are., Chicago, illustrations could not betaken otherwise. Noycs Bros &"caUer, si. Paul, Wholesale Act. Oct 13 1881 I^arg-cst Manufac'rs in the World of Ladles, you arc suffering from Female Ariosto, because the other side of the Sept. lStrfll. "K-:,.,/.-.- .-yj 'c*itV! I v-'* fc, i. suchaa Coughs, Colds. School Desks and Apparatus weakness, Lcncorrhoea, or any disease of the kidneys, page was printed on. Scissors, pins We continue to make, the celebrated bladder or urinary organs,) H&' Folks should send a three dovetail "TRIUMPH" desk and paste-brush did the work. Frames YOU CAN BEiCUREDI Piles are ^t&n^'lp^e^kl^ a [Cent stamp for a free book of Ccnten'l & Paris.first awards 1 and their J'J to roomrtbecame there were none. The ft Whooping Oougb, nearly 100 large octavo pag. Also 6o kinds of Globes 50 Without swallowing nauseous mediolnoo, by slm .93 .01 pi favorite with thein greatr es,. full oFobte valuable notes by kinds'of Klackboards patent ply wearing Dr E the author of ^t^SL- DtiStless Erasers, Kind'g-artcn sense of weight'in ^^^^loiiis tneyyour CD. V Ct., friends, and was known as Material, Maps, Charts, etc Pfof. (^iiiliitette^ Bronchitis, Asthma, room."Pity poor pussy could not liave MEDICAL COMMON SENSE Hardware, Tinware, Lightning Rods, rench Kidney Pad causing.tiie patient to suppose he has known how much pleasure her tribulation Che Burr Folding Bed. V .JI aed Plain Home Talk, some affection of the kidneys or neighboring wouldlead^f 'JJ! il\J The Celebrated White, Howe, Handsome and and Consumption. WHICH CURES BY ABSOBBTION comfortable. 15 orOTns^TA^|MOT(r symptom^ sk druggist for Prof, Gullmette's French On Scrofula Diseases of New American & Singer styles. Price, The reputation ithas attained, in consequence of ,j' Beady Made. Pad, and take no other. If he has not got Men and Women, and all from$*%up. ofindige^h'ireprMilP'as flatulenjcj,.uneasiness ?M No one can dispute the convenience the marvellous cures it has produced during the Jfcsend. |2.00 and you will receive the Pad by re/turn chronic ailments, with SEWING MACHINES. Mad* ouly by of the stomach,^etd the evidences of their cur mail." of ready-made articles but they cost last half century, is a sufficient assurance to tha Ability. Address Murray TESTIMONIALS FHOM THE PXOPL*. A moisture like persjp|ratib|i, producing, Cor. Minn. Is S. 8ts., New Ulm. Minn more than do those which are made iat Hill Pub. Co., Box 788, public that it will continue to realize the happics* Judge Bnchnan, Lawyer, Toledo, O., says: home. Many a young man could afford a:very dis^reeabl^ itotp^g^'^krj* New York City. "One of Prof. Gnilmotte's' French Kidney Pads results that can he desired. In almost eve" Oct 26-81 cured me of Lumbago in three weeks' time. My to marry, if he cquld ^find a wife ticulariy at night after getting Wfkn) section of country there arc persons, publicly case had been given up by the best Doctors as incurable. A. H. Andrews A Co^ 195 Wabash Avo., Chicago, willing to take the raw material of food bebV\s a yery'ippmmon.at^n^aJifc During all this time 1 suffered untold known,whohavebeenrestoredfrom alarming and Rent paid two-and-aiquarter. years MASON and clothing and work it up for the agony and paid out large sums of money. buys one. Best Cabinet or Parlor Internal External andoJteWng.iPile even desperate diseases of the lungs, by its use. George Votter, P Toledo., says: raw material costs just about half what Organs in the World -winners of ?thevi i application of l^ottlei4, "I suffered for three years with Sciatica and yield at once on Ughest distinction at every world's All who have tried it.acknowledgo its superiority the made-up. costs^and ,witJ:Taucnia AND Kidney Disease, and often had to go on crutches. which Si'eweiS Ikltef fair for thirteen yexrs. Prices $51, DrJ Bosanko's' Pile* Remedy, HAMLIN wife the young man could buy foretw^i I was entirely and pevmently enred after wearing and where its virtues arcknown,no one hesitates f57, $66, $84, $108, vo $500 and upward. and hav & Prof. Gullmette's French Kidney Pad four weeks." just as cheaply as for 6he, Also for easy payments, $5 as to what medicine to employ to relievo the distress Mrs. Helen Jerome, Toledo,0.,snys: a month or $6.38 a quarter and upward. the margin of.. home and happiness 'For years I have been confined, a great part of the and suffering peculiar to pulmonary affections. Catalogues free. Mason A time to my hed, withLucorrhoea and iemale weak, thrown'' In,"and more too, for therf -^1 i Hamlin Organ Co., 154 Tremont St., intense Jtcljingr^nd'.ii|Fectihg CHERRT PECTORAL always affords in% neso. I wore one of Gullmette's Kidney Pads and a permanent would be constant accumulations of one) 2oflton 46 East 14th St., (Union Squnre)Ncw York| iAlt was cured in one month. stant relief, and performs rapid cures of the cureVwnere vall^other remedies 0 Wabash Avenue, Chicago. This brewery Is one ofthe Inrgeit establishments sort or another in the course of yearsj F. Keesling, M.D., .Druggist, Logansport, Ind., l, DAVID.LANDRETH&SOMS: PH!J\. un#|, the of the kind in the Minnesota Valley, and is fitted milder varieties of bronchial disorder, aswell as *navl"&iiyaf when sending in an orderfor Kidney Pads writes: and constant savings if the.ypuna MU* np with all the modern improvements. Keg aud 'I wore one of the first ones we had and I received the more formidable diseases of the lungs. pie are thrifty and fOr^httfidefl.'l drain on the system produces peiS bottle beer furnished to any part of the city on more benefit from it than anything I ever used. In March 1 82 kbusiness before the public. You short notice: My bottle beer is especiall:y adapted Ready-made food is^as expensWeHs As a safeguard to children, amid the distressing fact the Pads give better generalsatisfaction than maneiit disability, but, try it and b0: lean make money faster at work for family UBe!, any Kidney remedy we ever sold." ready-made clothing. Take, for/^exam- rorus thanat anything else. Capital diseases which beset the Throat and Chest of Country brewers and others that buy malt 'will cured. Pri&^60<fcetfts Ask your Kay a Shoemaker, Druggists, Hannibal, Mo not required. We will start ple, canned, fruit. The same, amount find it to their Interest to place their orders with seiidijt Childhood, it is invaluable for, by its timely use, We-are working up a lively tradein your Pads, yon. $12 a day and upwards druggists for it^arfd^heti- ^you caj S me. All orders by mail will receive my promt at of money that will buy a grbss4frc4ns nd are hearing of good results from them every VHlll madeby the industrious at home obtitiriit^cit^^Witt,sWej entlon. multitudes are rescued and restored to health. hot ay." Men, women, hoys and girls wanted everywhere filled, will buy the cans ahdi the fresh This medicino gains friends at every trial, as Prof. Guilmatt's French Liver Pad, AUG.,SCHEEL, to work for us. Now is the time. You can devote pfepaie'd' on receipt "8f pric^V AjdU fruit With thelcansfohce )bought^ the your whole time to it or only your spare moments. the cures it is constantly producing ore too remarkable only expenditure is for the fruit ana Will positively care Fever and ague, Dumb Agne, dress The I)r.? Bosanko jiedjOTjfi: No other business will pay you nearly as po^ j'. ii V-jtih'P*PWMarlrl.Vij5ia Ague Coke, BilUous fever, Jaundise, Dyspepsia, Northwestern Hotel to be forgotten. No family should be well. No one willing to work can fail to rink year3.e so th cost of thed arenq,exeentio^ is saved ever IS reimburseoj, in'reat measure, ,to those Piqua ,Ohip,: ^ol4$ Jos^BoHei^ J' Jand all diseases of the liver, stomach aud blood. 'Brea ah pie enormous pay by engag.nopportunityCostly at once. outfl tumbled vit weak kidneys*, by a jhdidous for making without it, and those who have once used it Price fl.5o by maU. Brad for Prof. Guil mette's .New.-XSriiyiMinir. great1 aridtt mslree. A use of Hostetter's Stomach Bitters, which Treattaebn the kidneys and Liver, free by mail. to this. Half the money, pafd^ir. ineni monaKusta.silynd honorably- Address True AC never will. iRprates and stimulates without exciting the Address AugOyeaMaine. goes for the labor and.profit 'ofine bakf urinary organs. In cbniuhction tiltH Its influence Opposite Depot, NewUlw, Minn.-V It is.the rcsirlt of 2 0 years? experience and Eminent Physicians throughout the country French PadCe upon then ltcorrects acidity improves or, and the other half fori materials no| !Xoniucnt in Sevring Machines. It combine* Hie \t i March 1,82. .j. Toledo. Ohio. apretite prescribe it, and Clergymen often recommend it sad iinevery,Wa conducive.to JOYFUL,SewsOldr11 r'l point* of all present and 'former make.*, K\\ IB always by apyV tnea'ns the best' For fo Boysand Girts11 health sad nerve repose. Another marked nt a_'foneman" or" oneidea machine,as othera rn taking possession of the above-nntfted hotel I 1,000 REWARD from their knowledge of its effects. Young and A NEW IK. i-c. It avoidn the defer is f otliertf, and i'.oe- q'niUityfsitk'contrbl over^evei^andague,and those who can afford this extra expend would respectfully inform the publicthat the house cssc# Newand valuable features and. convenience*. TVKKTIOH just patentedtorthem, it* pOjsrejr of nrewenttng it Kb? 1 aaJty OI TtalncurelW llervokli has been thoroughly renovated and newly furnish diture, such.luxuries do very well but Jt Is large, Ught-rnnning, noisth.?.-., fiatidsonie, concenxent, Pn0aHs Dealers generally, (for Homeuse 1 v. Fo/any case blind, bleeding, itching, Jihserated Ky, Seminal, Weak* durable, and simple.. Wnrrnntr-d nud fdandthe weary traveler will always find' a good PREPARED BY Fret and Scroll Sawing, Turning, those who want W get all they* dm for fro vciiiurfrcrtoroymrn. rirenlarsv.-itli or protruding Piles that DH BINDS PIUS BBJKDY table and clean bed. Tne bar will always bo supplied iBorinf. DrillingXkinding,Poushing, OPIUMtabllsbedOTORPHlirS .4. i,.honrentfreoon request ItisBtireli'the money Invested.cannot. indulge -largely Dr. J. C. AYER & CO., Lowell, Mass., falls to eure*. Proposed by J. P. Miller, M. D., 915 with thebsst liquors and cigars. And Bttnll IScwTCutUng. centPrfeeeStoeBO.^r .x-t. ttiatwill prove It ln't fid I t wc It elpnia^Pa. Non genuine Bend 6 tor 100 pages. .Archistreet,Philadelphia, street,Phil Ps None genuine wittaoni uooo stabling attached to the premises. s.SBaaa uaunaiewsooat ofOunsMB'flvlng loll dl in ready-made articles of anydescrip^ 1 cured In10 to30days.Tenyears es1000 lMti.f .oiilmy. MANOTAOTUBKDBYFLOltENCE Send for circular. All druggists nis signature Practical and Analytical "Chemists. Af I IN I i '^..Florence Maos. WHOI.K8AI.KD BY. nettensfMrsa^Mnstnest^asMftw^ J^SF BBOWM, Lowell, cured. Write star tion.,- WM, SCHMIDT. or general stores have it or will get It tor yonj ^i^, GiA) i*. 1SHNT. 8iuna83 JucloonSt.rjiJcau-o IU. SOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE. ingcase.Da. MABSS, Qulncy, Mich SB. T. WILLIAMS. wXfa* otTEroU Wil *_- *85atW*.':- ma.