l| 11jujiii' iffiiy^WMi^tiPtii*iiw.wiMi m'WH'r'wvmvwm 1 *y^V1^ 3ss?Bnr ^'2 Jf^SWi?" NEW ULM REVIEW* WEDNESDAY, MARCH 23,1881. THE VICTOR FACTS AND FIGURES. THE Ayer's NICHOLS.SHEPARD & CO One pound of glue foiled ^n two CHICAGO, RELIGIOUS AND EDUCATIONAL. Double Huller, men, Florists, quaits of skimmed milk will resist 'the Clover Machine Stationers and Hair Vigor. Battle Creek, Michigan, Wesleyan University has adopted action of water. Ii the only ttnd that tiaa ever Milwaukee I St Paul Business People the co-education s\stem. There are I hulltd 100 busbcla or seed KASTJFAOTUBEBS OF THE OSXT OKJUilSB in one day from damp ittd North Carolina is to be congratulated verywhero tie delighted with, and VIBRATOR ten girl students, seven of whom aro I wet itraw Bend for 1 e. Make and Ssvt Money which contain many scrlptlvo Circular and FrI on tho fact that her handful of members of the class of '84. ls xv, by using the world renowned Model manufacturers in 1870 have increased to K^KT- ir. i\ Ktters eouflruiing tills Thlt^greatReniedj The Evangelical Synod of North HajMitown Agricultural Implement Mf Co. PRINTING PABS$) si\ty-hvo cotton factories, with 125,000 For restoring Gray Hair to State irJiwe you acu Adiertiaet tent HaeeratuWn, Bid. lln either Liquid or Dry Form acts atl l* 'ISSi. \CKV ESI -T -LITx. America, which represents the united Ell AN'S ^WOMAN'S it le Urga enougk lo do all the printing required, strong, rapid, spindles 230 tobacco lactones, and I the sauie time on the diseases of the -r-oi\. [Liver Bowel and Kidneys or State Church ot Prussia, has 408 AST TO WORK, alwajr* satiable andany boy can manage it, its natural Vitality and Color. THRESHERS. uuineious machine shops, all running CROSS*1, SPARTA, ad do hyadrcds of dollar* worth of work every year We make pastors, 510 congiegations and 80,610 WITvONA. LA Traction and Plain Engines fvatve etyhti, both hand and foot power, ranging in price from on full time aud otten overw orked. feaoupwards Sands-cent stampforcircular* Over 7,000 In communicants O W A TOK N A, PRA1R IE DU and Horse-Powers. Or Vie Royal Road to Life, Love and Longevity. 07"HieMODELFKKSha*mad me over {6000last A dressing ]Thu combined action give* it wonderful! The 10venue books show that during tnoatk and good prospect* ahead B RIBS, Houston, Tea-. CI11 EN, McQRLGOR, When money is to be "raised in power to curt au diseases. I Tins BrilHnnt Rnok, iscinating in stylo, pnro in MoatOompleteThreaherFactory Established "My MODBL l'RBSS has over paid for itself already in card which is at once tho year 18S0 #8,561,800 were received l-nuBe. eisclurarU ty highest medicnf authontr. WHY ARE WE SICK? NAlHaON. heathen lands, and the converted printing alone -W, WOOLAXD, Fairfield, 11U. "The In the World. 1848 jinfo'da the del p-itf mjstenea of Love, Mnrriace. and loi leveuue stamps fiom the agreeable, MODBL doe* all and aven more than you claim for It "J H. a**, am uplBe of continuous and ruccestfullrwrt. heathen have no money, they often sell ST. MILWAUKEE, GHI-CABO, rfprodi ct on Elegantly printed nnd Illustrated I IfcAlfv ness, without chapee at name. NYDER, Newton. N First Prixe* at Pans '78. and Sydney. tch nunufaetuieis of the United Kelta at sigltr. 1-athera and Mothers, Young Meri Because we (dkno these great organs to be I healthy, and effectual their furmtuie ?nd trinkets and give tJ.sC. management, or location, to 'backup" the S. W, '70. Address all orders or inquiries to manufacturers 1 l-nd Mi Ipns buj it, read it, and study it. Extivaxa \cotnecloggedor torpid, and poisonous humors] btateo Tins ouid make the number SasS broad warranty given on au our goods J. W. Daugha&ay Co. 721 Chestnut St. Philadelphia the pioceeds to the church. for pre- sUoaiy lniluceiacnta Agent Address lore thereforefprced into t/teblooQ that should] And all Inteimedialt Points in o matches consumed 35, ClJ,000,000, or JO.NLb BR0111KKS & CO, Chicago, 111 Ibe expelled naturally. serving tho &LMD AVRRT, J. 8. BASSETT, Tho old Carmelite convent in Lisbon tibout 700 matches per year to every Minnesota, Wisconsin a wort 1 cm low i ACCENTS WANTED to Sell th NEW BOOK. Editor. GttCl Mvtrttstr, \TFAV Y0HK. now bears over its gateway the hair. Faded ot man, woman and child in the Union. Lata of "nOME AXB FARM inscription "PresbyterianChurch," tho gray hair is soon "SOUTH~aiid WEST," PHILADELPHIA, The improvements lecently in the building having been purchased of tho restored to its BALTIM0RF, simplest :ioce-,so of manufacture, and Portuguese Government. TrvSJL, HOW O original color, Copocnl'\ ui eaiding cotton, are of the Cultlvata ell tho Farm Crops in the Best Xfanneri BILIOUSNESS, PILES, CONSTIPATION, WASHING'! 0N- England has guei this country Breed, irord. and C-\rotorS'ooJciGroiv"!n t. ilanaaa with the gloss and ft eshness of youth. SIarmX KIDNEY COMPLAINTS, URINAKY moslTcinkabio ti.ai itter A saving PUBLISHED AT 318 PB STBKBT, ST., LOCI*. Jiuainesa JSa^o Iiappy 2 TTHS:and many ministers, but Peith Amboy, N. Xew Engird, the Canadas and all AI I: saoiMKv rARM. DISEASES, FEMALE WEAKNESS, By ALFRED AVERY & CO. Thin hair is thickened, falling hair ot eve i thiee to live pei cent, in qmmti. now sends one to the old countiy. Bverv rarmor shm have a copy CSO Fiucea* AN NERVOUS DISORDERS, *J WIT.KN and SOU'lULir? FOJJS'JS. t, utilized, aud in stiongth all the a* checked, and baldness often, though ***v 140 Illntratios. Scud tor circulars to The llev. S G. Woo how goes trora the Send for sample copies of SOtTTH and I by causing flee action of these organs and\ STEA^I-POWER EPABATORS and C. McCUIvB* & CO., Cbicaso, 111. thread-spin eftected by an improvement UTEST," which is a first-class agricultural not always, cured by its use. Nothing Comple te fetcam Outfits jf mat^lessavcUitiee. Peith Amboy Baptist Chu eli to that restoring then pouei to throw off disease. and family paper, published semi-monthly at Finest Tracti on Engine* and Plain Engines of the carding process alone, is so of Wakingharn It is a pleasait coincidence can restore the hair where the ever seen in the American market. Why Suffer Bilious pains and aches!" the low price of 60 CENTS A YEAR. Politics are much added to the value of the cotton A multitude of sprrial features arid improvements thai Mr Woodiow's father and entirely ignored. General news, valuable information, follicles are destroyed, or the glands I Why tormented with Piles, Constipation} I for 1881, together -with superior qualities tn construe, ciop as a whole. and interesting reading matter are furnished. grandiathei were pastors of the Wakingharn tion ana materials not dreamed of brother makers. 3 PAILY'TRAINS Why frightened over disordered Kidneys! atrophied and decayed. But such aa The best of correspondents contribute) Four sizes of Separators, from 6 to 1 2 horse In the manufacture of attar of roses church. from all sections of the country. Useful premiums Why endure nervous or sick headaches! Capacity, for steam ox horse power 617 St. Charles Street, St. Louis, Ho. remain can be saved for usefulness at Gharaporo, Hiudoostan, the petals of and liberal commissions wiU bo given to clubreisers. 7TwoV styles of Mounted" Horse-Powers Why have sleepless nights! Between When the Rev. Mr Wright, pastor H\f\ t\f\f\ Feet of Select ed Lumber by this application. Instead of fouling SAMPLES FREE. A regularnraduate of two Medicali Colleges haslbeen Ion, the flowers are put into clay stills, with engaged i the tpccmltreatment all Veueiea Sexua ^i, Paul and Minneapolis nnd Chicago, Use'KIDlSEY-'WOn'Fandi'ejoicemheallh\ of a church at tmpteadT England, )VU)VVU (from three to six years air dried) Address, SOUTH & WEST," andCh\ioiiicI)isen=e3thHBai other Physician in St the hair with a pasty sediment, it constantly on hand, from which IB built the incomparable twice their weight of ater, and the died, his conjugation wanted to raise a JLou a, as cityitperi ahow,ana all old reiident* know. t&*It is put up Irrftey Vegetable Form, Intin I wood work of our machinery^ 216 Pine Street, St Louis* Mo* produce exposed to the fresh air for a Syphilis Gonorihcea, Gleet Stricture, Orchitis, will keep it clean and vigorous. Its TRAQTEON ENGINES monument to hi- memoi y, and for that I tycans one package of which makes six quarts he Ci..,n?o Milwaukee ani. St Pa ii Kiilw is Hernia, or Kupture all Urinary Diseasea and night in open vessels. The attar is Syphilitic oi Mercurial Affections of the Throat *Jya Agents to Sell the Standard Agricultural Book the onlj Noithwestei Line com oU DI game ile- occasional use will prevent the hair 1 Wof medicine. purpose subscribe I ..boat $3,000. It Bkm or Bones re tmtd with unparalleled raccetl, OS Farming for Profit, lirtinCliiiuir. with any of tht Gitnt M.tcm ind skimmed from the exposed pans, and 'iyAJsoTnLiquldForm,very Concentrated, I lateit icieutinV trim, pies Safely. Privately was concluded that the best memorial from turning gray or falling off, and Stronges most durable.ana efficient ever anthem Kin IJR, and is Upmost continent ly seUs at 10 the lupee weight, to make Spennatorrh""" BT\ al Debility and Xmpo* I l^Tfor the convenience of thoso that cannot made. 8, 10, 13 Horse Power. to him would oe a gilt to the Church loot ed wUli lefeience tore ichint. lei rt Hotel consequently prevent baldness. Free tency a* the resu of Self Abuse inana youth, whicsexual produeaomeoitlicfo ex .rcause 9 arreadily prepare it Itactawithequalefflaiency) which 20,000 roses are required. It is ot, jr place ot husinehSiii tlrt Citj cuses in mati ys. or Missionary Soeefc\, to enable it to send iin eeminal emiaiona, Comprenmsire.to gnldo Buocusfn a *)?Tew Aeonrate, A Complete from those deleteiious substances I twin either form. o^i {'he Thiough fickets aud Tlnoi gl.H &fe frequently adulterated with sandal wood ^s ur iHIV.'Sv'tVlfv-A .feC farming. debility i issofsi^ht drkttnp-niemory, nimplei out a missionary, bo the monument Cl ecks to tVw ill Pin cipaKit TELLS HliW TPf Cultivat all Far Cultivate all Farm Crops. which make some prepaiations dangerous, on the face, ph\ lite iv\ av roion to society offemalei, oil [GET IT OF YOUR DRUGGIST PRICE, $1.00.1 ftUlwO nUIW I I I BroedA Car for Liv took that shape. I I I Broed ft Care for Live Stock. Steel Uuil Ti itl thoioughljbHll istu'.free fiom tontuBion oi ltltas IOSI of ifcual power, etc, rendering mm WELLS, RICHARDSON & CO., Prop's, Make Money I lZ*Vnl?&^&- and injuiious to the hair, the marriage improp or u^ ippy, pre permanently Just e-Hniglionsc Impmcd Autjimic Air It is estimated that electricity cured. Coinultntioii at olitc, or mail free, and invited. There aie at pieoent laboring in [(Will send the dry post-paid) BtRl/nT0\, Biu\e,IiUe!'-bifetjPlati.ji imh jiir.ii.ic. on nil Vigor can only benefit but not harm Bavea many tlaaea Ita et very Seacock If) pages.' When it i* lntoiiveme it to visit the city tor treatment, travels at a rate 16,000,000 times a3 India at least tweutv -eight clillerent Pi^cnetr ar* i^Mlnstrations Sand for Circular* and terms to it. If Anted merely for a fast as the nervous force, or, according 4. O. McOVlU 0., CbAcago. Ill* Tht 1- luebt Daj Conthtsii i' ..at 5] tpmu Cai church organiz itious, remesentino bodies Pamphlt...._.,. to Webber, animal tissues have a conductivity Inisl{ouUoniiettsincaeSua renl in England Scotland, Irelandf Canada, Ket. thn ue afl The IPnrest and Best Hedicine ever Made. OtrauB, for both, 2 Stamps 64 Fag ndPlpibiie Keorts, aJ 2I30_ only one-fifty-millionth of that HAIR DRESSING, the United States, Germany, Denmark Acolmbination of Hops* Buchu, Man" ountrj, witl grmdei scenes, ti tin an\ otliM iim*, ,i of copper wire. Light moves about \othwextcr i Lire GUIDE. and Switzerland. In all there drakme and Dandelion, with oil the best and CAKPIATHI, two-thirds as fast as electricity. A most ovurative properties of all other Bitters, are now at work 111 heathen countries Cnu i Vrs AT pipisart as a glass of nothing else can be found so desirable. maltes\th greatest Blood Purifier, Liver lailroad tiam, speeding along at sixty Sealed for 60c. two thousand Piote3taut missionaries, Lei i uv\ tiiiuih All Drug btorcs. T-mfUns1 .Farmers and Threshennen .are invited t* Elegnnt cloth aid i Rei iVatOf* and Life and-Health Restoring Containing neither oil nor miles an hour," would be moving at General Manager AsstCtn" in portage or currency V\ er fifty wonderful penpicturei. and the chuiches sustain the work by loveBtigata this matchless Threshing Machinery, Agent oir i^ .v :x A I N E. true to, lifto artule* on the fo lowing subjects Who AJJ*,IWr ma marry not vh\ I about the same rate as an ordinary dye, it does not soil white cambric*, ira sent free Address as No diseaseoVa possibly long exist where Hop an annual contnbut on ot about $5,000.- decayr, who not nhjn*-ry Manhood omanhood. Physical Wh should 7 life and happiness mar NICHOLS, SHEPARD & Michlaaff*.CO Bittersare uB\ed,sovaried and perfect aretheir nervous impulse, or nearly so. PEOPLE WHO LIVE Battle Creek, be increased The 1 hj siology of Reproduction, and many and yet lasts long on the hair, giving 000. operationa.BjBj\ more Those married or cont atirt marnae* should Laxitl-o LO-M mro for Regulating tho a7 give MvUV*tmivigortotto($a&iiiuirm. it a rich, glossy lustre and a grateful read it, then kept in der lock I kcj Popular edition. irregular! Bowel-.. 1 a i ii 1 cures Constipation. J0TrT7LKewsforBoy8an4 Many olergymen in this country ,nentseaU8 Ply 23 tt-uu pci I A 1 Drug Stores To all whose ew 6b*rt perfume. have received a crcuiar fiom a London How a Philadelphia Reporter Came tyofthebowelsor%.n**ny organs, or who require Young and Old! 1 A KKW IJL BianvU Liuea, now a part of the dealer, who otfeis second-hand sermons an Appetiasr^Tont016andmUdStimulant, TUOM EiLrr. THOMSON*, Pastor of the 'without Intox- TENTIOX just patented for than, West, Got Married and Grew Rich. PRESCRIPTION FREE invaX?1* dtfi&^gtfW)^iiWe. HopBittersare Prepared by Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., tor Home use! CI urch of sciples ot Christ, Detroit, "lithographed in a bold, round hand," icating. Fret and Scroll Sawttg, Tnrnlas, Mich My son was mgerously ill and Two years ago, says a Philadelphia so that those who happen to see them Boring, Dnlling.Gnnding', FelisMng, No matter what your fefAeUngs or symptoms b,poli# & On|kl(k Iine entirely piosLatcd Irom Chills and Fever, paper, the Western tever took possession will suppose that they are manuscript, Screw Cutting. Price to tSQ. For the speedy cure of? Tiuml Weakness. Lost Manhood. arewtottheoUseaseoridlwneni Is use Hop Bitten. Practical and Analytical Chemists. Quinine on I .liei ridicules had been tried Premature Debility r\ui ness Despondency, Confusion Send 6 cents for 100 pages. Dontwaituntdyouam'* but It you of the soul of William E. Jones, a for twenty-five cents each, or $20 a hundred. LOWELL, MASS. I\x dug who had used mi8erable,mU8ethem at once. of Ideas Avers on to bocie tective Memory, and 3 'HRAIM BROWK, Lowell, Htm, \uthotit only feel bad or Philadelphia newspaper reporter. Disorders brought on rv cerct Habits end Juccesse* An He has a line of cheaper sernfons *Ted hundreds, ki.owthat thist i0snthe short and quickMexicoto Line all Ne and Ol nm 8 It may save your life It hasB Thernialmo Ti ic, advised a trial of it, Onnsut has the ingredients Address, aT* points inn Centeal and Western lWssouii to a" An While his mind seemed tilled with the in print, at ton cents a piece, 500 "Ui be paid for a cave they will not OR. JACQUES, 7G5 Cheatnut St., St, LouiS MB* i^ which wi done, resulting in his complete point S?,If'ls in Kaosis, Nebraska Colorado Texis. cure or help. Do not suffer m*et youHr friendsBpo SMSammxeafmsfaSaaaaamsrsWsWsaaWsa^^ t, .-_,j,r__ idea of starting out for a wilderness warranted orthodox, and others, a little jeco-v ery within a lev, days." tous *The well known firm of B"NTO?3. Buffer,but use and urge them% no*jWJllei drugged, that this is the Only A/ ftefttvc.t Minnesota where he could pitch his lodge and more expensive, which have "a pleasantness, Remember, Hop Bitters is atvd the South Westt COVE & CO., TYPE FQ6JgJOERsy DOOM drunken nostrum, but the Purest^sW* Best grow up with the country, hjs fellowscribes, yet an awful solemnity, about ICAPSULETS. THROUGH THE 7 GREAT CITIES Medicine ever made, the "ISVAUDS^fcW FB1ENO Milwaukee, have estaHj.shed a knowing that his bank account them." and nOPB" and no person or family^ I Sato andreliable cure for was not as big as Jay Gould's, and that should be without them. -^SaisaMMMSiaakMa Branch Foundry at I Kidney Complaints, and D.I.C.is an absolute and irresistible cure1 of the populous Missouri illey, namelj the walking was bad and the Indians at jr iDiBonana the Urinary WIT AND WISDOM. 0 forOrunUcnness.use of opium, tobacco and] Sumo, City, Counctl BltciTx Omaha, Ko. 3Q Pflinnesota Ss/eo% Organs. Eecent or Cnromc They will cure any that time were searching for the topknots City Rnilrond, now know narcotics Al' sold by druggists. Send St Joeeph .ilchison, leaven. recent case seven days The word Docnta ia Slou, for Circular. Bop Bitters Hfg. Gc, mmma, of dove-eyed young men, took turns at & "There's no place like home." on every bos. Price per bot, with full directionB, ^AINT PAUL, worth nnd Kansas Cttg nn Rochester KY and Toronto Out JL st him to dissuade him from his purpose. i? That's the reason, perhaps, that some Capsulets (small size) 75 cents. Capsules (largo Tl Bize)$lG0. At all Drug Stores Milled on receipt But their eloquence was wasted\ .Jones as the Western JtivMcn of the Chicago, St married men find it so easy to. make themselves and solicit your orders. cl price by DUNIA DICK & CO., 35 Wooster Paul Minneapolis & Omaha Line, Is also tjie Short had broken out bad with the fever, and comfortable away from home. mMtmmm. xtreet, New York circulars tree. and ntreet M,tne from Cential and Western Minnesota, go he would if his shoes held together. Boston Transcript. Western low a, ikota Nebmska and the I Instantly relieTed, by tho South-West to Finding him fixed in his purpose, he The Doctor's Daughter"I declare, ST. PAUL, MINNEAPOLIS I usoof Macquccn Matico was referred to Lou Donnelly, then a you're a dreadful fanatic, Mrs. A n.wanil complete GCIDE TO WEBfOth, Uiutmcut. intiueut,an fSTRfSfil after several Fifth Ward statesman in Common McCizzom I do belie\e you think nobody containing Chapters on A Compttent Won an and theentire North and North-West, and to the Councilfor Donnelly had been West hood Selection of wife Evidences of Virgin applications of it. Ijyjj^KlilSold by all Lumber Districts of Noithern Wisconsin. will be saved but you and your SB* ity. Temperaments Sterility, Advic* to Bride looking after his silver mine, and was f. Pi. o num. C. b.cj it Sl.lnmoaj comr ^1 TUB minister!" Old Lady- Aweel, my At St Paul connections are mide with th Druggists, or mailed on receipt of EfSH legarded as just the right sort of person rl. 51"K r Bw oJjcl on S n,l. f. cor., I L.w ofU. Vtj. Katem Itivttion of the Cl ICIRO, St Paul in by DDND S DICK & CO, Mfg. Ect| |n. dear, ah whileshae ma doobtsaboot the L. R,ku.rMjmjlWom.il D.u..oTVf,mn Ih. oumntuii tto reupolis & Omaha line for JSioithein and Ceitri It is alt. a "Private Medioal Advisei on dusases re to advise a tender young man as to Chemists, ter Street, New York. meemster!"London Punch. soltmc from impur. seiual associations and on self abmetl isnonsm, and for Chicago and ill points ast how he should conduct himself in Western K t h.b rf roothud .OWt on .ft.r I f. out n, N Fm 0 Loj of and the running of trains it, so ai 1 anged tha pa* nl Mk n mn mp op.r or on .poj I i a "I never saw such tenderness in u.bl. ,M pli A boot for ..nl on d. ,d nr Ti no ahoo h. sengers fiom the Western Dnision of th hnc society. Donnelly looked at Jones THE CHEAT SUCCESS! wilhool. if roruoj on tho ml Cr. d.J of It an ..an lme fiom one to one and one half ho to at my life. Whenever De Smith comes muebthU ii Mt a othi lxk twl hi, 600 tLi, art oii ICP- H Enziar on and saw a good head of hair, a pale (daarWoodoota,. a SoatMaled $1 tend to business in St Paul if ('esiitd home his wife meets him at the door O" THIS Dt^^^B.{.*- .11 pnmufi an from EtTPTrRE lo unit ti fi inn\ face over which a fragile whisker was UThen yon go South 01 South Westhosuie to addrna and aaau thorn trtl ilioy I oarn aotuvt ng t* th. au ai je 1 fOMRFUL HPR37ED ^s*- and kisses him." "Tenderness, in a go o\er this Lire t/irottg-h the set E,?- (iiUee BufTs'DlSPEWSABY,^1o '*a1i i II.IIII SihSt.st7T-I-TT ismtiaii smuggling, and a form that indicated it i DB Ton! and whei yon go noith, cat 01 nat'iwest, eo fttborSaving.EABi RiSIHGSAWlirACStSSB horn!" responded a friend of the family he was in no way related to the Cardilt is fully demonstrated by me number in u-e and tha tht ough St 1'aul the Ui iat JSMlroad Cent"* ot too "she does that to see how his temperance resent demand for tbem. It saws Logs of any size the great Noi thw est giant. man can saw saoro logs or cord wcod in ono pledge is coming on this cold Twopn*sengei trains dail/ St Paul to Chicago osy and easier than two men can the old wav Ib An entirely N.wand positively effective "If you go West, Jones, and want to gill Haw a two foot log iTownship three minutess wantedy.revE thioiigULhoy ind idison,v,ithpullr Palace weather. Whenever she kisses him it agent rr- Remedy for the speertv and permanen in E^5??^,?*** Sleeping Cars or ench tram cure oCSeminal Emisaiona and Impotency by the only make your mark,dyoukwill have mano have smacks of hypocrisy."Galveston News. Bend for Illustrated Circular and Terra*. an lic your A truyay i B-aoApplcati,nto'h.prinopar8,atoftheD,eaiB Tho THROUGH TICKETS 'scratch1 AUOres* W IV. BOOT WICK CO.. your use of the rsmadj is atundad th n. pan or inconrcn snoe and AMI no The New Haven Register draws the lntMfert the ordinary pursuits orhf. This node of treatment hai J~8ElmSt^daciiiu.t.,. andeis perfect pranouneedasuccestsisThere satisfactio I co long as you are in it, lick him good, stood \\t test ia very severe" eases now a ih JAUTION Beware of alt imitators and in. t** following charming sketch of country is a*-1 onsonse about this preparation Praot eai obssrrat on eaablss u* t5*? er this route are on sale at all principal stations ',*?ly.vw 1 and your fortune is made." He didn't F?! lilngers Weownflvoperfectpalenisrn theseGiant life in winter: "The farmer's lad now Be sure and buy a through ticket, as vhey are gen id by th. Medical rroress i to be the most rat onal means yet scor (tiding Saw Machines. \Y warrant everj MaciMuo. look it, but there was not a square inch erod of rtachinr sod eunnj this rery prefalent trouble The Remedy erally cheaper but if you cannot get the ticket* hustles around and gets his chores out Di BARBER'S INHALER I up neat boaM, of thna I H. NO 1 an ng a month) 13 Na 2 (nfflc en A of cowardice in the whole anatomv of jou desneortheinfcimation wanted about rates, ibusiness before the public Yon efeu a perman.nt co an a a.ro 15 ,JJ J, of the way early in the evening, and, N [can mike money -Taste- it uoik W TLASDALE, connection*, &c at your home station, write to Jones, who, thanking Donnelly for his |Ja .ppere. rnl act one Tor na ng accompany aach bot Pr5nJP1'lttentlon for us than it in lb r,'d" Capi. arraying himself in his Sunda-go-to the undersigned, a^a your lettei will receive g*n& tor a.D*4c pt e Pampblet ,{r a* Aaatom eal I nit at ,ni h oh wilt eon consideration, seizeof his grip sack and il not rcquuod W v, willfctirt meetmg ready-mades, leads a life of jou ?12 i dij ind upwards started for the railway depot and let HARRIS REMEDY CO. MF'0 CHEMISTS, IN OPERATION. F. CLARKF, General Agtnt, reckless enjoyment at candy-pulls, _r Market and 8th Street*, BT. LOLI8. MO miuebytlieindus+noi'tit me out. The next time Mr. Jones was ten Tr ill v, Maaager. St ml, Minn where all the girls sit in groups in the Men,women, bojsinl KH1SA\ ntt.1 e\eiy\\l re The above picture partly shows how lFSkjST*5 WANTED for the Best and FastlsT heard from he was doing service as to woik fins J\ow is thcliDc. ^oi ui do Or Barber's Inhaler acta It is the first corner'and snicker." XSaiS I W Sell ng Victoria! Books aid Bibles Price ote yi u- -whole time to it oi i ilj A OI I sp i-e no. city editor of the Denver 'firibune. and only perfect Inhaler ever Invented I rsducod 23 per ct National Pcblisli Co Chicago, 111. rrcnts ISo other I us nets-w I pi jouneih 0 VrFD C-. A brilliant correspondent of the Other vapor-makingf Inhalers carry tho Time passed on, and nothing further le ll No one -wiPine to *oi i I ul i i SEND F0H .LlL'STr* vapor in a crude and objectionable state Putnam (Conn.) Patriot, who evidently ouoin-Tiispij bj cn.,1 i it oi ^e Ci Jj outll was learned of the adventurous and oppct in, mil in? LOGUE Ko. 220. r^Tr'l 7 to tnebreathing apparatus. Dr Barber's 1 and tej us ice Agieii, cares little for agricultural (matters, ambitious reporter until yesterday, Inventionwashesit free from allunwhole- money ei-il mihonci ^h Ac di*,- liue &Co WILLDELlVEPAr^AC.'I^r- Cl,3 suggests the following themes foi discussion Aufeiisli, flWno when Donnelly returned from the land by the Farmers' Club of Pomfret: RESIDENCC, r?*Z OF C-.'RC, of silver mines and bowie-knives. When ,K4 "Why do not cowa sit down to SUBJECT TO /.rPFOYAL questioned about Jones the miner smiled 'ST rest the same as dogs" Why does a '*i*JfS&uH cX'-a __ all over, and remarked: "He struck a Bronchitis, Asthma,Barber's Hay Fever, -r dog turn round Wha few times before hep Wi 6Ci^ &ZWDJGMACHINE CO. ('ior 1 id, vou can fi a &oiti Ff ix th our big deal in that advice I gave him, Inhalef does a cow get ADDEESS and otter diseases oD the air passages %cr- T/r ,o tint it will ci A-t,i"i*e than down9 lies suie He had been in Denver but a iZ c 11 I will a 1 remain of i 11! ?o ind Nose, Throalta ano Lungs, can be reached from the ground hind end first, and a tl short time when a long-haired knifeswallower .120 & ig 'X ,3 VZ. 4 W S&M \*n 'tl liitel-tttea 111 isttitelCiVculi s/Vct. Cb::ago horse fore end first? Why does a le Buo.,xsiTu r' i, r: Illinois, U. S. A. tackled him. It was the talk carries healing vapo direct to the sore and 'fll'd, Wt.^ squirrel come down a tree head first, "dreds of letters fiom men usmir of the town. Jones went for that chunk h'vv? Wh does a mule inflamed surfaces, and searches out the first9 and a cat tail of humanity and chawed him right up. i .JfT* ACTS DIRECTLY veryeeat of disease It is a complete FOR SALE BY our kacluae who say they woutd not take So for it. kick with its hind foot, and a sheep The next day he was made managing treatment In itself-nort ta quack device flere buy a batch obtimtd foi new invtnt'one, or for impio\ su LA DlS th with its fore foot'" SMS?"*! editor of a Leadville paper. He's a ON THE KIDNKYS ments in old one Ci\eit^,liadenr uk& ind i I 1 ..It.l .icojrlce* rnigh-priced secret" nostrums. VVI s) ullse'dfor pitent business pi omptlj ittendcd to popular man out that way. Now he W3I B0XNE&C0., K"eu ULn, Vimn rm\ PLTEIl V\JEWSK1 ES0R3CE2fTuaX3 2* !t One of our citizens was going home Sa*aataaaaaVJKsarZ3CE2fn iv l'unphlct (illustrated ^ainteUigent physicians use and recomS2w barber's Inhaler I cures Ca- IN\ Ti\ 1IOIS,S 1 HAT HAVE BEFJ\ REJFCTi 5 it.S I I by Plates)giving lese lit ten edv shotting its ap owns a paper of his own. And what ntneTeTer and Vrlnary Organs hv ^SbsorMngall at a late hour recently, when he was plication 1 he mij .till,in mc-tc scs, bep itented bj us Bcinp bleepj, E3e 2viiun. 3 ill Pip! de 'VfW ?Y catelieaUh taDgVt"'r u\ tV'l humors, every tiace of diseise, and forcing into does he do but marry a Miss O'Brien of tarrh in all stages It cures onchitis. opposi+t the S Pitent Oflice a enciccd ii suddenly confronted by a footpad, who, SentFree. HASP'S Pt&3c'f C. S r. LCJIS. HO."" UMJ system through the pores of tho s.in nourishing PAT* BUSINFSSI VCLUSIVI L,\ v. se It relieves and cures Asthma and Haw Leadville, a daughter of one of the taken in time. with pistol pointed at his head, demanded and strengthning vegetable tonics, giving it cine pitentsin less timeti it those who re fever. It cures Pneumonia, IHptheria, wealthiest and most prominent citizens wonderful power to cure at once, i mote fiom Wis'nn^ton in who runt depend up his money. The citizen assured I ltt^&aOHSHmptlon i \H PAIN IN THE BACK, on the mulbin ill ti uibictions it'i fie Pi+ent of the place." the fellow that he had no money, Oilice 1 that he had "been to a fair." Before The ONLY TRUE WAY to CURE Indications point to a hegira of Philadelphia W!ciInventoisend model or sketch we mike A Side or Xjoins, Tnftarnation and BrighVs Unease diseaseheaofeth* radical and cbmplete n i_ti he could say more the rascal dropped seirclnn the Pitent Ofl te in ul\ise i^toits i reporters to the enterprising of the Kidneys, lUahefies, JOropeu, Gravel, all breathing apparatus teutibihtj i EI OF CHUIGE Coi r^^pon lenceci his pistol, put it in his pocket, and Catarrh or the Bladder, Inability to Retain HJB est. filentnl,puces low, ind 0 CHAPM UNL1 S treatment ever known. *-vww or Expel ttee Crlne, Stone in the Bladder, presently took out his wallet, and 6 1 1 ATESTIS OBTVIM.D High Colored Scanty or Painful f/rlnatlnr, a n iliubrarLtll,o crushing^ something into the citizen's Wcieferto Hon Postmistei GenenlD kej, Deposits, Casts or Shreds in the Urine. Druggists sell Dr Barber's Inhaler. W have rectiensfo sth t-cotm it Two Affectionate Rivals. *ev Powder, to olhci lib in the S Pitent hand, said, in grief-broken accents, as local agents in nearly every town-but sufferer iaT.\VlLLIAS.2,i Oflice,ind especially to our clients in e.erj Stale S JVBRV0U8 PntSlC.lt, ilBBII.IT IT. who have been deceived by delusive advS? he turned on his heel,. "Been to a fair? of theUnion and in Canadi For special referen There were several men clustered ments will please SEND vL/osrTcnv^vll namI and in fact any disease of the great organs, whether y It^^ ces,teima,advice, &,c Address Poor fellow! take thatI wish it was ,a,n around the stove in the back room of a DESCRIPTION OFa THIrSe TREATMENT It ,S a Breat dlS contracted by o^ er work, strain, excessiv drink dds A SnoAVsfc Co., more." He was soon lost in the night. to.VVC eovery know all about it costs you onfva oos? the abuse of nature or otherwise. Galveston saloon, and somehow or other Opposite Pitent office, Washington, the sok manufac- SLSLf1- Upon approaching a street lamp, the Addr Mt supercedes entirely the inconvenience*, ana n0Uce the subject of newspapers came up for troubles of taking nauseous and poisonous interna] turen,niD citizen found that the miscreant had discussion. One man said that editors medicines. -,-THJ?hlBEST given him a ten-dollar bill. Verily, one I A OTU KM GERMAN ASTHMA CURE I BRENT GOOD & CO., New York City. were more jealous of each other than i 1 It is worn exactlv where neodsd, next to th othemosi IIIA I HIinilfe touch oi nature makes the whole world expectoration and |||W|nIlc body and Immediately over tr-e itidney B. Iflw I any other class that they never had a 0 ,t,lt?8fr,! J^ottieuibyinaiL Drop WILLSON'S In 7Z rtiV BlLandinsurocomfortableaieen kin.-^Boston Transcript. Mt la eocifqrtable to the patient, safe, pleasant good word for each other, etc. other rcmedlei fS'^ s. u.1 Card for Oata- '_ I UMU by inhalation, thnareaching the disoase direot I ll*i?.tU,iIi?i1l and raiiablem J,s.effects, but powerful in its action ,lcr 4fiJOPiik i he Oldest andmott extensive See* n ttAB0Lir& *"al willconvince themoit A long-haired youtn, with a solemn Mt can be worn at all times, in any climate and A si* rij & S0NS.PmxADA.jA. I .ft,,YHP is equally good for look, spoke up, and heaving a sigh, said Something Missing. RHEUMATIC CURE. MAN, WOMAN OR CHILD. Ma^ch 1-82 that he had had some experience with On a train going up the river yesterday editors, and he found them the reverse Do not be prejudiced Give it a trial and be convinced THE GREAT morning was a young man in farmer's ALLEN'S{COUGH BALSAM. that it is honest, reliable, effective and just of jealous of each other, that a Texas ALKALINE REMEDY "Weakest stomacli what your feeble and exhausted body requires, For Coughs, (Colds, Croup, Asthma, fu dress, who had his overcoat pockets (Norwegian) ^^r editor was always willing to deny himself th Thousands are daily adding their testimony to the I nuenza. Hoarsen^ Whooping Cough, full of purchases. After insoecting MASON i comforts for the benefit of a brother RntpiK\ t\ i i 1 i quarter enrb ,nc wonderful curatn powers of this great remedj ^5 *V Quinsy, Tickling in \he Throat, Consump bujsone Best Cibn et or Piil ir Who aie being restored to perfect health after all two or three parcels he took the editor. l*ee from linpleocant 'Taste. Orpans in the Woild, winners oi other tieat ments andremedies ha\e filled Ask cay, Never gettt Rancid. jonliavpRlirnmaUsm! Be. lion, and all Diseased of the Throat and wraps off of a twenty-Ave-cent thermometer Tf^JJI^Vf lifehest distinction it L\ei} worl I's "Where did that happen?'* your druggist for it, and accept no imitation or AND ouritstemeacSuanrotl Lungs. This isthe belt CoughBalsam ever It cures Consumption, Scrofula. Asthmi! and examined the instrument foi tlm teen 3 ens Puces HAMLIN substitute If he has not got it, send to us and re. "It happened in a Western Texas ^r00 tnd np- lib a poisonous IKIC 4.4.II). $o7, ?G6 $S1, 810s, to SSSSS'S'^ Etnacialion, bo,SfcV'Co'ld^fe made. It is perfectlWharmless, very pleasant ceive it by return mail with the closest interest. He looked at YOU CAM BE CURED! town where I lived," sighed the youns Alsoiorcisj ijincuts, $ SSSS. '""trandoonatituMoMicowi- p"r*fl*'too CarholatedOil ia re to the taste, andbs the very best thing DESCRIPTIVE PRICF LIST Regul-r Tad, $ the face, then at the back, and the ORGANS i month oi 6 J8 i qmrtei in up man. r^i^ft'"^ Special Pad, for Chronic, deep stated, or t?eo known to loosen alcough and heal the will Citilopcues fiee Mion & longer he looked the more puzzled he markably efficient. Its use in Scrofulous Affections. long standing, $3, Children's Pad, for snmm H@W J^..r5.I?!^laJSt I had dashed off a little poem of Himlin Qignn Co 151 nemo it St iMaBDIATEL lungs. It goes right/to the spot and effect* Itheumalisin, &c., ia etrongly recommended. Itts complaint, weak kidney and bed wetting, $1 5tr Scrofulous seemed. A gentleman who, had been, }}y doea upon tain Jos. Bobleter, tr^aenia ten or fifteen cantos about Beautiful wonderfuel0 th irn punfving power Con8umption-de- Jostoiij-IG List 11th St ,(U non Squne)\ew York, Our book, "Ho a Life was Sa^ed," containing an immediate cure. VWe have sold it for 8 ii ?& S observing him finally remarked: rati0na Kiipiimnttc tnro, a rlaomically pe SOVVib""-!! Avenue, Cli ci go Spring.' There werq two rival papers history oi this great discovery, mailed fiee Wi years and have yet tojhewr of the first casa th pared llk.tlsiie. a Specific for Rheumatism 8, or it "Been buying a thermometer, I in the placethe Bugl* and the Trombone. aind Lamp R.n 1 or these disease*! where it has failed to/give perfect satisfaction/ ARRKSTINO DEC AY WHILE I BUILDS TO THE STS. it st-Uida uuciu.i!lfti BLXJ. GEAriON ^TOEl II. LVDO, PAY KIDNEY PAD Co .Toledo.O see?" I had heard that the editors were enab ingnit.wedge-shapethe to throwLoff dieeaso.WiUson This Balsam/Is sntirely free from bottles is URED. Remembe the word AND Un!S SS? ub deadly enemies, and sighed to shed Yes I bought her for a neighbor of HALBLKI PAIMB. Morpia and opiates/of every description, holesiic ind ilet ill Dealer I 1 THE tt ours." Zate Comvw}iwvLr of Talents. each other's gore, and I was afraid if I and is not intended (simply to alleviats by "CABBOLATED" in ordering from your druggist!annd a a PRICE, 75 CENTS. let the Trombone publish my poem first 1 Whatfs the temperature in this car lneiBt on having the right find. N*" PATENTS Btupifying the patienVbut it is intsnfed to Drugs & Medicines, just now?" theie would be a deadly encounter. I "PEOPLES'* loosen a eough and givd permanent relief. ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR IT, finally lesolved. to have it appear simultaneously The young man took a long squint It is exceedingly pleasait to the t*#U, and SEWIM MACHINES!! it oin not br obdinrd tl^aftxiak. at the thermometer, turned it over in both papers. When I is admirably adapted tolchildren. Try itv i ni sis iu EHi.-iii!,onm'ir PAINE, GR \.TA OX & \D^, two or three times, and then answered: called on the editor of the Trombone he PBICE, 20 ots. 60 ets. anAfl.OO par bottle. oiLb vy. Ir n.t Trc.its **Sha**s THE 1 GI irrj said that the editor of the Bugle had a i a. ^ii-iii-ioJi.iii'".itioii AUii-s Utoinpj3-it-Liw and Solicitois of Prepared by Jm W A T.T^TT BUOHAN'S hcL3.B0SaS0KEDICIC0,. laige family, and that he would prefer "It's about middling, I guess." Druggist and Manufacturing FbanuadA Ameucui mi Fci^ i Pttcnt-. it to appear in the Bugle, as personally Nothing further was'said for ten minutes, CARBOLIC BALM ST. PAUL, (MINN. 412 Fifth Str Wfuhnigtor, PAIM^j, MP-CELLWEOUS he loved the editor of the Bugle. I and the gentleman was busy with 1 FIQUA, O. 1 lactice patuit H\v n\ .ill its blanches VOB SALE BI JOJ^tlWlWUSa DlWMWm went then to the Bugle man, and he said OINTMENT his paper, when the other touched his For SL\2 by 1ZS. BGBLETER, in tbbP.itent Oflice, .'nd tbe Sup the editor of the Trombone was his For ale by ANI) BEAM: J) 0K- arm and said. XLW Llm, yilltn reme and Cuouit Comls of the United warmest personal friend, and he would .IS TBI "Say, arc you used to thermome- JOS. BOBLJSTEU, states. Pamphlet sent ftee on lcceipt Best Salva in tho World. be glad if I would let him have the ters?" NEW ULM, MINN GOLD PENS, Mark. poem, as it would be putting bread in of stamp foi po*sta"e. Yes slightly." The Fantagraph Qnlok and Startline Cores. his mouth and clothes on his back. So, "WelL I'm a little green, and It Heals 'Without a Soar EI A STIC TRUSS owing to the love those editors had for GOLD.Groi,family willing to own up. Seems to me there's WALL PAPEB SIATI0NEY, AUays Pain A Stops Blseding, chince to make money. each other, I couldn't get my poem into something wrong about this 'ere." Soothes a Burn or Seald. Wc need a person in every town CHE VP either of their papers, and it hasn't I guess not it's a cheap instrument, to take subscriptions for the largest Hoala si Cat Idke Maglo. V/i !OH Cui'iauio positions of the body, while the been published yet. I never saw men cheipcst iiidbestilluo.int but it seems to be all right." Bal li a the cup preasee back the ed publicitiou in the so anxious to help each other out of distress," "'S^noalMtaBapafioawouM DrawsPoison oat off a Wound* "Well, it may be but I had made up orld Anyonecin b^conei successful isent vrtih tit* Ftcger. With light and once more the long-haired BUCHAN S' CARBOLIC my mind there was something missing. A\D- IK elettint works of i ficc to subscribers 0' lyand night, and a radical euro certain, itl* easy, donAis poet sighed like a bellows. She puce is so low thit ilmost e^eijbodj subfnbes aa I can't find any keyhole, andfif it ever aadsUap. Sent by nail. Circulars we. Oneigentieports taking 120 subscribers BALM OINTMENT had any hands on the face they're gone EQflLESTON TBUB8 CO.. Chicago. IP MUSICAL VERCUAXDISE, There was a pause, and an old coon liscd iy A lidy ij,cnt repoi ts miking o\ei ?200 nniproftn ten ij Ail i ho ensrge mike now for sure." with a frost bitten nose drawled out: HENDERSONS Yoa i i devote ill JI ti nc to the if cleij It took about five minutes to enlighten Yer never tried them same editors moi cess or oi ly oui spire time You need not CONTAINS NO GREASE AND PURE LIQUORS hm, and when he realized "how she busi 117 fiom home oiet night voticinlo it is with a cash advertisement, did yer?" negaiivj& wel' is otheis Full durations i lJ ivfi^c WASHES OFF WITHOUT SOAP. worked," he put it in his pocket with People's Sewing Machine The poet answered in the I le^int in expensive outfit fiee If ou mt USEEPS PLANTS the remark: AND SPIRITS acts Instantly-end Wee Magic. whereat the audience signincaratlv prclitible work send us you. address it ence it I'm going home andtell the old man ost othingtotiy thel5isincs ISoone iho en nodded their heads and winked, at each FOB Sal Rhsam, Soru Throat, Ulcers, Is light-running, has simple tension, is cges fails to make great pa Addicts Ooorir that none of us know enough to tell Bams, Scalds Gats, "Wounds, Piles other.Galveston News. gon 8s Co Por^ai d, Mime Toys. ISTotions Sore Kyes Polsonoa Stings and Bites large, has easily threadedshuttle when we get chillblama!" li a'l Street I sfntfre* to all who apply by letter, saeloalag Barber' Itch Chappe Hands, Scrofaloas i *'---^-.f^jBeB,snt. Peter Henderson &Co Daily News. winds a bobbin without running Sores, and any and every other purpose for Cortlandt Street* New York. ENTERPRISE which Salve'or Ointment can be used. Bo* AN observing visitor to Southern the works ot the olian*s Carnoli Balm Ointment Is the plantation having noticed an entirely AND WIND-MILL. only preparation that can always be relied upon. AGET* WANTED to send for Particntan ot MACHINE! PENSIONS tailless cat enter a hole in oorn-rick It ia a beautiful Jelly-colored article, sold In glass our New Book. 5,OOO CURIOSITIES O a Multiplying and is so simple in PAYOY GOOD S bottles with the above "trade-mark," without TH E BIBLE also BIBLESHte*ISaSfcrd for CASHandsomestM the an backward* asked a colored agriculturist llusist'.c 01.I5 device foi bindniff PREMIU CHEAPESTu Ball Oorer- which nono is genuine. Sao to it that your drug* its construction that it is ^^.$. if he knew the reason of that singular ininUd.l.t.oiHiy^oithUietioubleoftiltJHafoJtdtolBaheahUli|w.i(0dunanunlslCo%iusiiiffloldin gist gives yon BCCHAH'S, as above described. Clr. nor, Solid I oldie* dlnUedte easily understood tl^c People's mode of ingress. ".Why, ye see, b5ss" enlara seat fire on application to the tfamuaoturcrs, Wheel, Per- THE DEAFHEAR was the reply, "datar of*t used to go Machine is the best for all fectly Self* GFEIttP MANUFACTURING CO. inter dat hole headfOmiws, jess like any rcgalntlng. binder hcif,tofai v^. An exami kinds of Family Sewing. Best in use ORDERS SOLICITED. pantaon. vSdcr aewtewtlioiisuutasaM Raven Indellible Ink. other cat, but one day de terrier do-/, entitled to n lnenaM of VtraUm. ADAPTED O intion xullcoimnco von of this feS Widow*, orphan* and dependent *ther W Want Agents what had been layin* for him a xootf Farm Pumping, Irrigating, or mothers'ofoldierewhood intlie \Ve hxvo pmchasld the e"clusiv Ballcoad and tlity spell, made a grab at him as he was Best in the world black as the tjU ught to use this Bindei in Brown cou! MOtores,Concerts, eto^y a Tfonderfnl Hsw^H iWoaaadBonntyAeU, where^ our machine is notrepiesented Water Work*. ravens's wing: flows perfectly,. I attention Goods anaPiiccswdu.mted 'Wee^lhBnniy.lftei^Seiamp/ft----. gwine in, and bit hjs tail squaar off. An* Iddrnt does not spread onron anyalways SE\D TOO CISCULAB IKD PRICKS. F^rroroarkablo publio testaoh the VestV^o^oaBBBsl, "Ojur fabric ogne satisfaction. i Send for circulars to the nnm ever sence den, boss, dat ar cat goes ready, no preparation needed no tho Deaf and Damb-aes Jfew fork JBerald.Mm i'S.-sr^- 31 KAKTJFACTUEED Wi Sept. Mth: /rem rorkChri*tUmAdtoeate,JXsrlWkm "C niter dat hole hinefomnss, so de terrier JPhila. Seating Machine Co, SANDWICH ENTERPRISE CO. ,eto. Sma^SJms-^mboearriedlnther^ketT^De? goners,yQvuir 0 Sold all-DruggistsBook- dog oan't Wto 05 t^il agio," VHBM.ga,C9w S-A-irrD-wxara:, ILLS. booldfeaafor rssm lUust^to^taeriptlTe Faorpalet ta Jfc..- Philadelphia, Pa. Ksmufact'trosi. of Pump* aakat Pe6 Vi JOS. BOBLETER *gf A^ &k~4o b*~* LJC-W