$."":# MEW ULM REVIEW, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 16,188ft :-i ASl!!*Lstwy* A Eobinson TRAVELER'S GUIDE. AGENTS WANTED I SENSE AHD NONSENSE, i ~Z HE VICTOR Mr. Decker Coykendall owns a farm US' A DEAB little thingthe diamond. Tlie New Style Double Hulleat Loreno Station. MachineW'rks near Libertyville, Sussex County, N. J. CloverMachine RETIRED from the "service"A Kt? Last spring, while passing through a Winona & Saint Peter Railway broken teacup. thoonfetfMtf thathtierer Ee iece of wood adjoining his residence, I hailed 1 bushels of sect IT is estimated that in this country 1 In one dsjr ttom damp and discovered a small hole in the Who has once used the Eastern Biv. Arrive, Dcvart. #5,25 am PEOPLES MACHINE will prefer it over all othe .wet straw. Send Iter Do. SEWING only one person in five hundred owns a #6,25 p.m. scripttve Circular aad Price ground, from which he saw a huge Day Passenger __^^^___ U*t, wbloh oontaina man/ horse. Are we a neighshun?CWcatfo *s^*^*^MBiaVBc3U^ letter a eonannln this #3,35 p.m Black snake emerge, and aiterwarisaw and AGENTS selling it find it ju Night Pass'ger J9,30 a.m. -6,25 a.m acwretewm Ajptralttml Iaqjeaaeat Wfe Ce. Times.: -Vhj-b-s- another put its head out. Being satisfied #3,25p.m. etaUtehfrmtamAdrertUtmaa. Hagentetns, JkMr Freight AN'8 -^WOMAN'S what the PEOPLE want. It makes "I BAYS a theory about the dead that it was their den, he took a #4,40 p.m HT^BEAUT Freight *1,15 a.m. languages," said anew student. "What gun which he was carrying, and, watching 8TRENCn asked the professor "Tha the shuttle lock stitch, runs easily, does The Usual $65 Machine Re itP'r Western Div. Arrive. Depart. is the hole a short time, shot ten they are killed by being studied too large snakes as they came out. He Passenger *3,30 p,m. *9,45 a.m Or the Royal Road to Itfe, love and longevity. duced to $25. the widest range ot work, and winds hard.*' then decided to let the nest alone until Freight 4,05 p. m. 4,00 a. Established in 1842. cold weather. A few days ago, in ooman A NEGBO boy in Memphis, when asking the bobbins without running the works leljCalv Hinmn* va iuro, fltwnan, vu Freight 7,35 p. m. 7,00 a. Sallywenthttwoe Reproduction.^ Elegantly printed and Illustrated. I iprodaction Slegai'" wit other men, Mr. Coykenth for a ration the other day, told the italafbt. 1 ll at BUM. Father.s.and,Mother*.. Tonne Metr id Moth Minnesota Valley Railway. ._ .._,,,. mAmm end Maidens buy it, read it and stud etudfjy it of the machine. Write for descriptive den armed with a pick following story: "Pse got a brudder, i 08 f^ BBOTHERS4CO.,.Chicago7nL its Address UMI7 lad -Memento to JONES and shovel. He commenced digging, and he's got free ribs broke an' de Arrive. Depart, circulars and full particulars. and, after having got about twelve spine and his leg, and 'less he gits AOENTt WANTED to 9M N1W BOOK, itedwood A jcom. *5,15 a.m. *0,35 p.m inches, he came to the snakes. The something to eat he's bound to die." "8 pARMINGFORPROFIJ IW* Excel Sunday, Except Monday. He got it. hole in the ground where they entered FreigM trains arriving here from was not over two inches in diameter, STERN PARENT" Now, Tommy, yon the East at 1,15 a. m. and 3,25 p. m. and at no place did the den measure i& haven't looked at this! If you make one Soitlvsta all thojnwm Crops fa tha Be carry passengers from Kasota. over two feet in depth but several moremistake I shallwhipyou!" Tommy 1301 & 1303 Bnttonwood Str holes ran off in different directions from L. W DOUSMAN, Agent. "I thought you neverwhipped us for the spot where most of the snakes were very Farmer should nave a copy. MM Paged' accidents, mammaP" S. P."Well, 140 Illnatmtlona. SendlorcKcoJarsto VALLEY SOIL! discovered. There were no stones in PHILADELPHIA, PA. fr C. McCPBDY CO.. Chicago, m sir?" Tommy*-" Well, I make mistakes the hole, and the reptiles were simply by accident." imbedded in the clay. The snakes A Mountain Climate! aft THE man with a headache has a faint when found were in a torpid condition, 0 We build and can furnish recollection that she asked him to call and, pulling them out one by one, Mr. PORTABLE ENGINES, againnext New Year's Day. He Coykendall filled a one-bushel cornbasket THE CHEAPEST AND BEST IN THE WORLD. 617 St.CharlesoStreet,St.Louis,Iongs* Hot should have commenced sending his and part of a bag with them. A regulargraduate of tw MedicalCollcgce.liaebeen Too Long in Use to Doubt its Superior card in as soon as he became unfit to He carried them home, and, after washing ed in the specialtreatmentof all Venereal, Sexual 2 to 25 Horse Power. ShronioDiseases than any other Physician ia St Merits. N Money to pay until compliment the ladies with his actual and! $ioux City them, placed them in a wooden box. 'tow,andallold resident*know, Louis, as city papers show,and i presence.N. 0. Picayune. CUT OFF SAWS to attach to same. itis. Syphilis Gpnorrhidea,Gleet, Stricture, Or chit Machine is delivered to you and There were eighty-eight snakes in all, Hernia, or Rupture, all Urinary Diseases an a seventy-six being the common black examined. Bypbilitic or Mercurial Affections of the Throat Stationary Engines^ "Wsr did George Washington cross Skin or BoneB, are treated with unparalleled raccew, oa snake, and twelve the ordinary milk the Delaware on the ice auringthe latest scientific principle*. Safely. Privately. It makes the shuttle, double-thread, lock-xtich, Spermatorrhea, Sexual Debility and Xmpotency, snake. Among the blaek snakes are (the same on both sides of the work), which received storm of an awful nightP" asked a LANDS! as the result of Self-Abuse In youth, sexual excesses Steam Boilers, of any size the highest award at the Centennial exhibition, several that measure nearly seven feot, in muturer years, or othercauscs.ana which produce teacher of her young class in history. Philadelphia, Pa., 1876. And Is compieto with some of the followinj effect*: nervousness, seminal emission!, and some of them weigh nearly four debility, dimness of sight, dcicctivtvmcmory,pimples "I reckon," piped a small voice in answer, a larger assortment of attachments for the fine on the face, physical decay, aversion to society offemue*, work than any other machine, and Reduced toonly {argest )oiuids. This is believed ta be the "it was because he wanted to confusion or ideas, loss of sexual power, etc., rendering Circular Saw mills, 1,000,000 ACRES f26.00. marriage improver or unhappy, are permanently capture of snakes ever made at get on the other side."Worcester Gazette. cured. Consultation at office, or by mail free, and invited, It is an easy and pleasant machine to operate, re. When it is inconvenient to visit tho city for treatment, one time in Sussex County, if not in quires the least care, produces every variety of OF UNEQUALED medicines can be sent by mail or express everywhere. Cur- Improved Head Blocks. work, and will last until the next century begins. the State.Montague (2/1 J.) Cor. N. Farming and Stock-Raising Lands 'sfrankly Stau able cases guaranteed, where doubt exists iti i NEVER give away a penny indiscriminately, Strong, Simple, Rapid, and Efficient. Pamphlet for Hon, 1 Stamp for Wcmon, 1 Sttap Times. OeratB, forfcotlujStampi. 64 Pagsi. Use it once, and you will use no other. The says a facetious exchange. If a money cheerfully refunded if it will not outwork STOP-OFF GOVERNORS,! eA MARRIAGE I *18a. beggar tells you he is starving, order With unsurpassed natural advantages of location, and outlast any machine at double the price. Somnambulist's Deadly Deed. him to come to you the'next day. If climate, soil, and nearness to market. GUIDE. Agents sell them fastor than any other in consequence the best ever made. Undulating prairie of doep rich loam, lakes, of their being "the Best at the Lowest he makes his appearance it is a proof of streams, churches, schools, mills, thrifty THE unconscious and fatal shooting Price." BleBnnt cloth nnd pllt bincllnp. Sealed for BOo. Drag saws, saw Tables, ete., etc the falsehood of his statement. If it villages, and competing railroads. CURES RHEUMATISM, CURES COUGHS AND COLDS. Each machino thoroughly warranted with Writ, in postage or currency. Over fifty wonderful penpicturee, of Mrs. Helen J. Ward, of Boston, a had been true he would have died during ten Guarantee for five years. Kept in order free true to life articles on the following subjects: Who may Thcso Lands are situated in the Countios of Blue few days ago, by her daughter, has marry, who not, why. Mnnhood, womanhood, FhysicsA of charge money refunded at once if not satisfactory! Karth, Brown, Watonwan, Martin, Cottonwood, the night. CURES RHEUMATISM, CURES COUGHS AND COLDS. decay. Who should mnrry How life and happiness may been the cause of much comment. But Jackson, Murray, Nobles, and llock, in Minnesota, be increased. The I'hvsiology of Reproduction, and many It is the most solid, reliable, and satisfactory machine "MARIA," observed Mr. Holcomb, and In Osceola, Dickinson, Sioux, and Lyon, in more. Those nmirird or contemplating marriage should it does not approach in marvelousness read it, then kept*underr lock nnd0key. rngen,Popularbedition,i ever invented for all kinds of family work. Iowa and arc offered at Low Prices on Long ipe cover cover, 2fi pages 2 6 cts. as he was putting on his clothes, 1 same as above, but pape 2fi 0 2 5 cts by mail the case of the boy Fitts, of this city. It is anacknowledged unequivocalmechanical sue. Time, with liberal discounts for cash. Don't Clieiine^tcooil guid'e in America. in money or postiiijc. Chenpe^t gooi Cures I Sore Throat, Cures Diphtheria. there ain't no patch on them breeches cess, thoroughly tested, and used in thousands of purchase a home for the future beforo you call Some years ago this boy was stopping homes. An efficient, silent, rapid, reliable, and yet." I can't nx it now, no way, Pin upon or addross with a family, friends of his parents, in ever ready helpor to the weary wife or seamstross, JAS. H. DRAKE, 1 too busy." "Well, give me the patoh it will do the work of a family for a life-time, or it New Hampshire. One night he arose CUBES LAME BACK AND STIFF JOINTS. Land Commissioner, St. Paul. will earn from $4 to 5 per day for any one who then, an' I'll carry it around with me. in his sleep, got out of the house, the Threshing wishes to sew for a living. This machine costs less For the ipeedy curenf finiiiuil Wi-nkness. Lost Manhood, The Company havo established Local Land I don't want people to think I can't afford CUKES LAME BACK AND STIFF JOINTS. doors of which it was thought had been than half the prico of any new machines of like IrematureDebility, .fnw- I)e?n.)nacncy,Confusion Agents ii iMadelia, Now Ulm, St. James, Fair, I" of Ideas, Aversion to the cloth." quality. Hasextra long, large-sized Bobbins, hold, ptive Memory, and alt securely fastened, went more than half mont, Mountain Lake, Windom, Heron Lake, Disorders broujltoi: K.ibits and Excesses. Any ing loo yards of thread, doing away with tho frequent Fulda, Worthington, Sibley, Luvomo, Hock druggist has the i:r-if -l Machines, a mile, on his way crossing a stream MR. CURTIS once aske.d Mr, Greeley, As'.dress, rewinding of bobbins- It is built for strength Oiares B-urns, Cuts and Bruises. Ilapids, and Kdgerton. OR. JACQUC i :nestnut St., St, Louis, Me. aud constant hard work.. Interchangeable work, which, we believe, he was obliged to in response to a similar question put to PILESMaufg ing pails, manufactured of fine polished steel. Will Parties desiring to purchaso Town Lots in any fully described with scientific mode bridge with aboard that he somewhere him by the great editor: "How do run for years without repairs is simple to learn, Chares Burns Outs smdi Bruises. of cure. Prof. Harris' illustrated of tlio growing Towns along tho line of tho St. found (but of this we are not quite you know, Mr. Greeley, when you have easy to manage, understood perfectly in an hour, pamphlet sent free on application. Paul & Sioux City Railroad, should address of all sizes both for steam and Horse aud always ready in a moment to doevery description HARRIS REMEDY CO.* sure), and went to the house of a boy succeeded in a public addressP" Mr. HON. S. MILLER, of heavy or fine work at less cost or trouble Cueaalsts, 8th ft Market St*, Sold by Jos. Bobleter. Prico, 50 cents and SI.00. of about his own age, with whom he Greeley, not averse to the perpetration St. Lonla, Mo. Field A gent, than any other mactfines at any price ever did, or Power. Go to Jos. Bobleter for Mrs. Freeman's New National Dvcs. Eor bright- can do. It will sew anything a needle can pierce, had been playing the previous afternoon. Worthington, Mnn of a joke at his own expense, replied, from lace or cambric to heavy cloth or harness, ness and durability of color are unequaled. Color fiom 2 to 5 pounds.Price 15c. In a shed he got an ax, made CLOVERS HULLERS, "When more stay in than go out." with any kind of thread, and will rnn off twenty THE his way up stairs, and through several yards per minute it uses strong, straight needles, HORSEPOWERS, "No," EXCLAIMED Mr. Penhecker, and never breaks them. It cannot miss or drop a A new and compM. GTJIDB TO WEDLOCK, rooms, to the bed where his friend was UCHTNING SEWER CHICAGO, "No, madam, I object most decidedly. stitch, ravel or break the thread. If you have any containing Chapters on A Compat.nt Womanhood, CORN SHELLERS, sleeping, and with the ax inflicted several Sslaction of wife, Eidaneas of Virfin3 other machine, buy this and have abetter one. The Once and for all I say itthe girls shall 1 ity, Tamparamanta, Sterility, Advio. to Bridegnwm, blows on the head and face of the ease and rapidity of its work, are its bent rocom. Milwaukee i St. Paul BwbMd, a Wlfa, Pro^liBtloa, It. MiuMb ftltbwr a, Mfttrimoar iwiwid, not be taught foreign languages." ALL SIZES mendations. It will hem, fell, tuck, braid, cord, Coqjiiajl D.UM. CMDUOD. ConflMnani, LOT. uid Ooa,Ubl|, ln|dinMt. t. lUf. boy, from which it was supposed he rifj.,HcI..w of B.proaoctioD,fiingl.Llf. eoMidw^, LwoT)l.mu.udDi.orM "Andwhy not, pray," saidMrs. P., with bind, gather, quilt, ruffle, pleat, fold, scallop, shirr, L*gV SlghUniH.iril Worn.., DIMMMor WOUD, tlwir MMudeara, Me, could not recover. The lad escaped It la also a "Private MediOAl Adviser a disaasa* re* Feed Mills, Endless Cliain roll, baste, embroidor, run up breadths, etc., with withering sarcasm. Because," said aultiaf from impure sexual associations, and on self-abusathe Railway elegance, easo and quicknoss, unsurpassed by any from the house, went back over the b!lor, i WILSON' S Mr. P., with more withering sarcasm, h.bll ofajomW*M It. mltmr Ufo. MiiiOfl Nithtl, InUm. Lo t Powers, Equalizers, Lever machine over invented. Vtaor ate. nakins nairiaa. I O same road he came, to his home, and u4 muff alaabU tMoipla. A book Ibr an.ai. "because, Mrs, P., one tongue is enough ffiitbout, IfMrlM. o. thM. mfajMta eaiUM arMl intot KIMI,. It COBUIM I THE VERY MET LINE Bh that i.M4i.uTMkt book, u4 kHSMo*a.irllaofwl Ptau Bwrnlajt was found in his bed in the morning Jacks, Belting, Pulleys, Beware of Imposition* for any woman!" Mrs. Penhecker responded aadWooiauta. flwt w.1.1 fnr jl. ___ Dr. Hutu lathM ^1 IIMIOIMBufrariu fma BUPTtTBB t. Mnd him t1i.1r uawJV FOR asleep and unconscious of what he had 4 tltnm. tod ami tnta thM ih., will iHra mullilastoihait adnatea.. I notJudy. Shafting, &c, &c.. &c. hi-MaTri-K Addn,_ Tne Prices for our new machines are less than WINONA, LA CROSSE, SPARTA, done. The victim of the somnambulist those asked by dealers in second hand, rebuilt and MTTt' QIWIMaW. We. 1 W. t*s St.. St. teal*. Wc, OLD lectures his nephew, a confirmed OWATONNA, PRAIRIE DU is still alive, but young Fitts died a reflnished machines, or those soiling out old stock NEW Special Discount for Cash gambler. "Then you never to close up business, many such inferior and old year or two after. "This strange affair, OIIIEN, MCGREGOR, style machines being offered as new at reduced played, did you, unole?" "xes, once, which is susceptible of confirmation MADISON, prices beware of imposition and only buy NEW AND SIIOnT TI1TIE SAVES.J Kir* An entirely New and positively effeetiva in 1847, at Baden. A gentleman whom from many sources, entirely eclipses machines. There are no NEW first-class machines MILWAUKEE, GEICA60, T* Remedy for the speedy and permanent 0~?-,Sen for Qatslogiie and Price List. offered as low as the "Family," aany dollars. I didn't know proposed a game of ecarte the Ward tragedy, and is an evidence care ofSeminal Xmisaions and Impoteney by the only at ten francs. I was weak enough to of the unaccountability of people for Address stating what you wish to buy Machines sent for examination before tn way, rig., DiiM,Afjplieasloa to tlw princlpalBM* ortbsInasasa. IB* And all Intermediate Points in tise of ibe ramady It aMandsd with no {*ln oi fiuomvaiatiea, and dost not OSCILLATING agree he lost ten games." "Then you acts committed in their sleep.Lowell IntorfoM with the ordinary pursnlta erlifa. this mode at trutmtnt has payment of Bill. ROBINSON & CO. Minnesota, Wisconsin and Northern Iowa, stood the last ta my antra saaas, and is now a nronoonetd saoossa. Than must have won a hundred francs?" (Mass.) Mail. is Btononsaas* about this preparation. Praatical obanratlon anaUsa us ta otdad by the Itodloal Profession it ba tbrmoat rational msans ytt dlssorand Extraordinary inducementsoffered toClorgymen Yes, I won them, that is so but I of rsaohlai and ourinc this very praraumt uoublo, Tha Komady is NEW YORK, "See* rataolaautboua,ortlina!ial. Mo. I (laaUaaa-oaMh). (Si M..S(aaSMwU. Teachers, Storekeepers, etc., to act as agents. Richmond, Ind. might have lost them, and I have never SHUTTLE SEWING MACHINE WMaaaimuan4-ra,BlaMiaaNroeM)i IS Ha, S (CalUBa Mar thra. Baoatb, How to Behave at a Church Festival. Horse and wagon furnished free. For testimonials PHILADELPHIA, -HUrpmUaknaailiMor.,i|orli,tb.-K,naaaai) Baat b, Ball, aaate* la (UdajfaauaralutiaakaullwPamphlaatajiogaena.atoaatat.loIUaMratloaa,aWc,bauoaaaoa-*a. tula rail dinctlon.for aKanpaar aaah boa. touched a card since it was a lesson." see descriptive books, mailed free with samples of S.D.Peterson, 8aa4 ret a-DaaarloUr. aMa( trill BALTIMORE, WHEN you go to the church festival, work, liberal terms, circulars, etc. Address, tiaavHaa avaa that tha, aaa b. rartonl aatfaat oi.nboo. aad 6- French Paper. fa tha a of lib, Mm. I aflhaUd htaat MaUd far mv son, wear your old clothes. Tou WASHINGTON FAMILY SEWING MACHINE Co. HARRIS REMEDY CO. MP0 CHEMISTS. Two OF those ornaments made of Market nnd Hth Street*. ST. I.OPI8. MO. will not attract so much attention, but SVaaaamaarrraBwarrrrrrawaWa 755 Broadway, New York plaster of Paris flavored with sugar Now England, the Canadas,and all WANTED for the Beit and Fastest. then tho wise man never goes to the Dealer in Selling Pictorial Books and Bibles. I'rices were bestowed upon an urchin, with festival to be seen of men or, that is to EASTERN and SOUTHERN POINTS. reduced 33 per ct. National Publish'* Co., Chicago, whic.h 111 BC8HSIS BCCKKYE9, of 1 A6RICETDRAL IMPLEMENTS, the usual warning, "Don't cat them, 0 WheeleTEESB say, to be sought of women. 00 & Wilson whatever you do they will poison you." I0 Uf A MTCri Be pleasant and smiling and cheerful. NO. 6 OPEN. For some time they were regarded by if ft If I LllmakoBuckeyePileOintment^Warrantedto Agent for the When they offer you the seductive cure I'II.I. Address with stamp, Dr. J. N. Tablar, St. Louis. Mo. TEE BEST him and his younger brother with mingled AND AlVTr $3507 bowl of oyster soup, bend over it, affect 3 A MONTHr aUIXTS VaUfSIOI STOUGTTON WAGONS DAILY TRAINS awe and admiration but at no to examine it critically, smell it, then 8 Bast distant day their mother missed one. sjitelawlataerTerldi asomptolree.AdJA AND SLEIGHS, rise up, shake your head sadly, and SIXiEHSTT CARPENTET BROHSOW.DA SAWKiel, Between SEWINGMACHINE "Tom," said she to the owner, who S with a sweet, suggestive smile, say, St. Paul and Minneapolis and Chicago. was just setting forth for school, Dixon, 111., and Rock Island "No, thank you, I guess not." This wro. e. "what have 'ee done with that figure?" :p:ii.crw*s adds greatly to the happiness of the Or any other kind, you can file f/outwel/with our "Giv'd it to Dick," was the reply Jveav MaeMne BO that it will out Better than The Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Paul Railway is silver haired, motherly old lady who WORLD.nrrxati JSver. The teeth will all remain of equal site and "andif he's living when I come home, tho only Northwestern Line connecting in same dopot made the soup. shape. Sent ftree on reeetpt of *)9.60 to any in Chicago with any of the Great Eastern and I mean to eat the other one myself, I WATONWAN FANNING MILLSJ part oftheUnited States. lllu8tratedX3ircularsyyeJ. Southern Railways, and is the most conveniently Lie boldly to the first girl who wants can tell 'eel" eity. AgAree* JB. MOTM 4 HMO., Mete Ox/or located with teference to reaching any depot, Hotel you to take a chance in the parsonage and n, .jnft. or place of business in that City. SB" We have hundreds of letters from men usina cake. Tell her you have already taken SEND FOR ILLUSTRATED CATA- IN the life of the late Charles Mathews, Through Tickets aud Through Baggage Checks to Pi our Machine who say they would not take |5 tat it. All Principal Cities. two chances, This will make it easier the comedian, an anecdote is told LOGUE No. 230. AN AGENT Steel Kail Track, thoroughly ballasted, free from for the next lie. Then when she looks illustrative of Lord Blessington's character. dust. Wcstinghouse Improved Automatic Air WILL DELIVER A MACHINEAT YOUR Aflieffi who are troubled wltb teneoirhoja NEW ULM, MINN. over her list and says she can't find A party had gone to explore Brake, Miller's Safety Platform and Coupling on all (Fluorr Albuas or \Vt:ia. Whites should sen -",-d for aseSr^BraW I VMaVaarf Alhn nv -ti ..tj A RESIDENCE, FREE OF CHARGE, ....,,-^Pfot. |IarrlaPamphlet(UIustrate Passengor Cars. your name tell her you bought your some ruins rising out of the sea. I would also inform the public that by Plates) giving description of his Remedy, and showing its application. No. 6 CLOSED. The Finost Day Coaches and Palaco Sleeping Cars. The pamphlet is valuable to any lady In deli- SUBJECT TO APPROVAL. chances of the other young lady. Then Mathews describes how, as he was I have established a branch agency at This Hoad connects more Btiaines.sCentres,Health when she says she is tho only person leaping from stone to stone, Lord Sleepy Eye, where everything in my ad Pleasure Resorts, and passes through a liner WILS ON SEWI NG MACHI NE CO. ADDRE SS selling chances in this cake, tell her .wintry, with grander scenery, than any other Blessington called out more than once, ENTERPRISE line can be obtained. Northwestern Line. then it must have been in the other to my great surprise, 'Takeoare, take V. V. H. CARPENTER, S). D.PETERSOA. cake. Then when she says this is.the WIND-MILL. care! For heaven's sake mind what 129 & 131 State St.. Chicago, Illinois, U. S. A. Gen. Puss and Ticket Ag't only cake they are raffing on, brace up, S. S.MERRILL, JNO. C. CAULT you are about! You'll be in, to a certainty!' General Manager. Ass't Gen'lM look her right in the eye, and tell her, HulUplylng After one or two repetitions GO SOUTH FOR SALE BY Ball Clover*j Oh yes, you remember now.it must of his alarm Lady Blessingtftn, losing nor, SolldT have been in the cake last year." She patience, exclaimed: "Do let the boy Wheel, Per* can't deny this, and you dan look triumphant. M.MULLEN, New Ulm and Sleepy Eye Minn. alone, Blessington. If he does fall into feeUy Self, But remember, my son, ii the water, what can it signify? You CO EAST refjrnlatlnp you start a thing of this kind you will know he swims like a fish/ Yes, yes,' ADAPTElsTO have to keep it up. said his Lordship, that is all very Farm Pamplnc, Imlsft 606 American ExUUtsrs Bscslvsl Frists He Stor I Ne Stor 1 well but I shall oatch my death driving insr, Railroad and City A:S$OW&CO. WASHINGTC If you pick up any pretty little article IPKOPRLETOB OF THE Water vYorlu. home with him in the carriage.'" GREA FABISIXFOSITION on the fancy tables, ask the price of the COM BEiro FOB CIBCTJLAR 1ND PUCIS. GEORGE JACOBS, New Ulm Foundry same, and when you are told, drop it MANUFACTURED BY WILLIAM HOWARD, who committed SANDWICH ENTERPRISE CO., from your nerveless fingers, and, as it burglary in New York recently to save S-SVITD-WXCH:, ILLS. OF 1878. falls upon the floor, exclaim, in tones of his wife and child from starvation, has Dealer in & MACHINE SHOP. Theso Prizes were in the order of their value ii amazement, "Well, I am and tfanufaetqeers of Pumps, Tanks, and Feed Mills been the recipient of much charity since and importance as follows: Dry Goods, Notions, leave the audience to imagine what you IMPURE BLOOD, Grand Frizes 9 VIA THE the facts were made public. A number are. This never fails to please the Corner Centre & Front Streets., Gold Medals 108 of business men offered him employment, Hats, Caps, Groceries, A torpid liverand dyspepsia caustyfiiorose* young lady who has charge of that obtained for new Inventions, or for improve Silver Medals 161 several physicians called ness and irritability, and th^nind bocomes ments in old ones. Caveats, Trade Marks end all table. She will mention yon to her Crockery. Oils, Varnishes, Bronze Medals... 194 patent business promptly attended to. and. tendered their services, and work dull and cloudy. Pejraons suffering NEWj ULM, MINN friends. Honorable Mentions 128 INVENTIONS THAT HAVE BEEN REJECTED in this way are unfit tfn the ordinarj was offered Mrs. Howard as soon as Act. &ct. &ct. :R,A.II_,W.A.Y may still, in most cases, be patented by us. Being Should you meet the pastor during The Grand Prizes were awarded as follows: pursuits and pleasures qrfife. she is strong. Over forty ladies called, The Foundry has been thoroughly opposite the U. S. Patent Office, and encaged In JC3TAll goodssold at bottom prices. 1WHEELER A WILSON MANFO. CO* the evening say to him, if he asks ALLEN'S IRON TONIO BITTERS is PATENT BUSINESS EXCLUSIVELY, we Can M. and a number of persons sent letters refitted and I am now prepared to do Of Bridgeport, Conn.. STRAIGHT NEEDXB 2,380MilesofHoad cure patents in less time than those who are remote whether you are having a good time, themostpowerful Blo/l PurifierandTonic Store on Minn. St. between 2d & 3d with money in them to Mrs. Howard. SEWING MACHINES. all kinds of work on short notice. Repairing from Washington and who must depend up. known, and It at the/same time builds up Oh, yes, I feel like"the man who went 2Thomas A. Edieon, Henlo Park, N. J., Phonograph,, on the mails in all transactions with the Patent A ton of coal was sent to the family, North streets NEW ULX MINN. of all kinds of Machinery and Telephonef, Electric Pen svcii*. and fortifies the syltem, invigorates the down to Jericho and''here Ipok very Office. Evered ioi|iuuuo Csiubwib Agricultural Implements a specialty. rovision baskets in numbers were deat 8-li8ha_Grav, Chicago, 111., Multiple Aconsti* liver, aids digestionjand cures dyspepsia. WEST FOR R. PFEFFERLE. When Inventorssond model or skoteh we make archly at the young ladies behind the Only experienced workmen are employed their rooms, and the Cotton elegraph. Magical Telegraph, etc. search in the Patent Office and advise as to Its patentability It is fast Bupersediyg all other medicines embroidery table, and proceed*- fell 4-?Tiffany A Co., New York City, Art-work In Cedar Rapids, Denver, and all work entrusted to my Exchange gave one hundred dollars. FHEEOF CHARGE. Correspondence con. silver and other metals offered for aimilaripurposcs. It is composed Dealer in among thieves." fldential, prices low, and NO CHARGE UNLESS Marshalltown, Leadville, 6American Society of Civil Engineers, Models, care will be executed with neatness and Mr. Theodore Moss gave bail for the of barks, rooft, seeds, gumsand iron. PATENT IS OBTAINED. Affect a pleasant but natural and undisguised Plans, and Photographs. BROCK AN PROVISIONS Des Moines, Salt Lake. appearance of Mr. Howard whenever No remedyhasevfi gained such wide reputation Wo refer to Hon. Postmaster Goneral D. M. Key, dispatch. ALL WORK WARRANTED. 6C. H. McCormick, Chicago, 111., Mowing, horror of the tidies, and Rev. V. D. Powder, to officials in the U. 8. Patent Sioux City, San Francisco, insoshoreline for purifying, toning wanted on the oharge of stealing but Binding, and Reaping Machines. CHAS. LF.ONHARD. designate the worsted work as "stuff." Office, and especially to our clients in every State 7Jerome Wheelock, Worcester, Mass., Steam Yankton, The Black Hills, np, and reinfojeing the whole system, and it is hardly likely that he will be prosecuted. of the Union and in Canada. For special refcren. Wonder what the lambrequins are for, Engine, with improved valuable Cat-oft". Canned, Dried and Green Fruit, Impartingchflrfulnesstvivacity Omaha, Colorado, and buoy, The proprietor of the shop he ces, terms, advice, &c, Address J. B. Arnold, 8Memphis Cotton Exchange, Bale of Tennessee and laugh, a short, explosive, sardonic C. A Snowdc Co., tncy of spi/ts, as the sovereign remedy, Cotton. Council Bluffs, California, robbed has sent the family five dollars FLOUR AND PEED, laugh, when the ladies tell you. If Opposite Patent office, Washington, D. 9Bergher & Engle, Philadelphia, Lager Beer Columbus, and the Territories. Manu/actured by J, P. ALLEN, and a promise not to appear against the in casks, some girl has sent a water color or oil Fred. Boock, It will bo seen that, of the 60S prizes which STONE, WOODEN AND WILLOW WALE. husband. id Manufacturing Pharmacista painting of her own to the fair, affect Dealer in were &1v&rclcd EAST FOR Mnn. Str. New Ulm, Mnn. ST. PAUIs. MINN. to mistake the road for a river, and ONLY 8 WSBS GANB PfiXZES, COOKK & HEATfflB STOVES IfA JAPANESE is reported to have devised CHICAGO NE W TORE, BOSTON wonder why people are driving along For Sale by a mode of bringing electricity to H. WERRING, and that one of those was received by the Wheeler Proprietor of the the top of the water in a wagon. Also & Wilson Mfg. Co. This too over 8 0 competing JOS. BOBLETER, bear upon debilitated silk-worms with HARIJWARE, try to spell out the name of a hotel on DETROIT, ?1)nffnl sewing machine companies. S PITTSBURGH, New Dim Machine, Wagonr excellent effect. Smith DEALER I N SADZLAND1^aUpointsEast! Some of the gentlemen of the Sewing Machino the elm tree in the foreground, affecting MONTREAL, $ UUllCUU, TORONTO, NEW ULM, MINN Committee were residents of Europe, others of Tin-ware & Farming Implements* DryjGoods, Notions, Boots &Shoes to mistake it for an old-fashioned America, and they wen all selected on account of A "Good Time," & PAINT SHOPS, swinging country inn sign. their peculiar fitness to perform the task imposed HENDERSON S The shop is in charge of an experienced hand upon them. They spent over six weeks in examining MY son, enjoy yourself. Have a good If possible, coax the prettiest girl GROCERIES, who gives the mending and repairing of tin-ware sewing machines, and the tests applied were SOUTH FOR Cor. Minn. & 3d N Sts., New Ulm me pleasure is emlhei time pleasure is eminently right and his special attention. All Worst warrant most thorough and exhaustive. away from the refreshment table and *yh and The result of this trial shows that the claim that Medicines& Farming Implements. proper, but a good time time un't secured keep her promenading the room all the CINCINNATI, NASHVILLE, fSEeDjS Corner of Minn, and 2d North Streets. secured the No. 8 possesses manv points of superiority over PLAN^I by a headache that lasts all the next |I am prepared to do all kinds of work evening with you, while a tired old LOUISVILLE, NEW ORLEANS, any other machine was rally endorsed by the com* New Ulm Minn Bittee. day. The simplest pleasures are the woman does her work. Talk a great in my line on short notice. Repairing ST. LOUIS, JACKSONVILLE, Golden Gate, Minn. The No. 8 fs not the old style Wheeler Wilson most lasting. After you have spent deal to all the girls at all the tables, and of Threshers and Reapers a specialty COLUMBUS, and all points South, Sewing Machine improved or changed, but is two years in Europe, you will come An Entirely New Invention. spend just as little as you talk much. My machinery is all new and of im Highestmarketprice paid for producd Uilmlv9rtl8aate I THE CASH PURCHASES back and sit down by your own fireside "North-Western" is the Most Your conversation is considered vastly proved pattern, and only experienced The No. 6 and No. 7 and think of a picnic you wentto down more valuable at a church fair than AND CHEAP SALES! Direct Route workmen are employed. A new paint BOO AN SHO E STORE. at the Cascade one afternoon in June STRAIGHT Needle Manufacturing'Machin*** at* your money. shop has lately been added. New Wag dflbring the traveling public Greater Facilities and NEUMANN & ROSSKOPF especially recommended for SUOEMAKEltS' and that cost you lust sixty-five cents. The By closely observing these rules, my ons continually on hand. more advantages than any road in tho West. TAILORS' use. CHEAPESt BIBLES I "good times* that yon daren't take son, and carrying out the line of conduct For descriptive catalogue, information as to tut H. Loheyde, ALL WORK WARRANTED Occupied territory, wholesale prices, etc., address your wife to, my son, that you would Dealers in J** they vaguely suggest, you will hot GAS1 FOKSBIB ft MoMaBUT. IT IS THE OJVLTr LIJVE RUNNING Ciaouinaa.O. ?R. BOOCK. IDIR,Y C3KQSO S lie about rather than have your sister Pullman Hotel and Sleeping Cars! be much annoyed by the begging committees, WHEELER WILSON MFG. CO., THE DEAFHEAR know about them, the "goodness" of for they will soon learn to NE W MACHIN E SHOP. Hats, Caps, notions. 155 State St., Chicago. them never comes back to refresh you know you, and you will be sot.down as DEALER IN BETWEEN and gladden your heart as does the a man about town and a young man Groceries* Provisions, CHAS. WAGNER, Agent. BOOTS & SHOES, Chicago and Council Bluffs. memory of that sixty-five cent pionic, who knows what's what. Centre Street, Opposite Mueller & Crockery and Glassware, when you chattered nonsense with the Yon will also bo set down as an ass Minn New Ulm, PULLMA N PALAcTsLEEPING CAR S girl you loved, and laughed just as the Minnesota Street, Neiv Ulm, Mint ^$^ 3 Scherer's Lumber Yard. s^l^^r^ an empty-headed, conceited, stingy, Green, dried and Canned C. WAGNER leaves rustled, because you couldn't shallow-brained ass. Arc run on nil night trains. This is the great Pallmnn NEW ULM, MINN IssiehStae eanboeerrieainthopec so., eta.Stas^ftae^mbvcwiir Fruits, etc., ete. help It The "good time" that wakes ihoaldieaadror FBU mmatElssrip1BT If you want to pay the prico, my son, Lino of the Northwest. aOrawpleaeOlMW.*tiBi, in the morning and wonders where it Theo. Kobarsch, PiWr. A large assortment of men's boot, PALACE PARLOR CARS sail in the article is yours.Buttington Minn. Street, New Ulm, Minn. was and who saw it and where all its and shoes and ladies' and children's Hawk-By e. RUN BETWEEN Iam now prepared to execute al* DEALER IH ALL KINDS OF MEW ULM money is gone the good time that :l\' shoes constantly kept on hand. Custom CHIC A GO and MIL WA UKEE Furniture, a orders with dispatch. Repairing o tails Itself off with a headache, there's work and repairing promptly attended A St. Louis boy was delighted when I MARBLEWORKS We will always take farm produce in Threshers and Reapers a specialty FIRST CLA8S MEALS only 5 0 cents at the precious little fun in that And it only to. a fine, six-bladed knife dropped down exchange for goods, and pay the (highest My machinery is all new and of tht Eating Stations on tho "NORTH-WE8TERN." takes a very little bitterness of that to him apparently from the sky. Ig. Schwendinger, market price for all kinds of paper most improved pattern. All work warranted kind to poison and cloud the memories Wrapped around it was a paper on Sure and Close Connection at Chicago rags. Golden Gate Mills. as represented. All those in of your past It doesn't take many Dealer in which was written, We are fastened with all Railroads, and at all Junction Pictures, Frams, Mouldings want of anything in my line are cordn such "good times," my boy, to mingle in the dome for heaven's sake help us Monuments, Tombstones Points with all Roads that cross ally invited to give me a call. In connection with- our store we tears with your bread and gall with y"-1-'/" Mantels, out." Two "girls had ascended to the its Lines. and children's carriages. Having arranged our mill to rim have a first-class saloon, furnished with your drink. The sting is the smallest top of the Court-House, and closed a THEO. KOBAKSCH. All Ticket Agents can sell you Through both by steam and water power, with a splendid billiard table,-and our customers part of the bee, but when yon pick him self-locking door. Tickets and check your Baggage Foreign and -i- other late improvements, we are now Singer Sewing machino will' always find good liquors $35.00 up by it, though the rest of the bee i Aweek in your own town. Tense nd|& ontl Mrs. Webster, widow of the late FREE by this Road. enabled to give a good yield and a Dratclass and cigars, and every forenoon a splendidlunch.| were as large as an omnibus horse, yet Ainericaa Marble. New Davis' $35.00 ree.Addr H.Hall et Cc.Portland.Maln* Colonel Fletcher Webster and owner of quality of flour. would the sting outweigh all' the good, THIS PAPERS Wheeler & Wilson $35.00 the Daniel Webster homestead at For information. Folders, Maps.fcc, not obtainable In exchange for No. 1 wheat, we sweet, harmless, honey-laden portion, of Shop on State street between 4th and Marshfield, Mass., will erect next spring at Howe Ticket Office, address any agent ol Machines sold on time or monthly give 34 lbs. of flour, besides bran and the bee, and you would think about it OlTBLl.fcOO'li .'All goods purchased of us will be delivered Ike Company or V3*-*. a new dwelling on the site of the old 5th streets, ~7'fHawk- oftener and Imger.BwUngion shorts, per. bushel. payments. i W.H.STENNETT, MARVIN HUGH1TT, in any part of the city free of Bntun (ie farmhouse that was burned, and asmuch Bye. NEW ULM* MINN Qen. Pass. Ag't, Chicago. aon.Mang'rChlcngo. cost* MINNESOTA ST., NEW ULM, MINN. possib1 J. HEIMERDINOER SON. like it as $f' '^^^^&^&^^^^^mh^^l^ ^N *eaf ~J&&. ..&&& 1 I