^^fftv^jr"- there* ain't- of -Joafer^^wh^Uxunconlcious that her hat What five minutes,1 andk a bit juice 3 is Thosgbl.^.^lfor some^strong e1ficnTnS8or^a1dB| 1 and'thencfe-mowiingh,iabody wasround mutter something about "the horrid 1 hom i* wS^S W A thought is but a amenMinW, J^JT^l ^dfTH i&n pocket A fruit- biUcle^n in two,biit with his watch la life's connected. chain, AWwypllman painted a ferociouslooking 11 ^v.,- ^^i^h4w#blateV-lonebladedfgold i#rin$ ^BPIwH t: faacx fiefTetTear,- and- And he thinks well who learns t: think, sign, "Look duVifdf the dog, the other of silver-^proqeeded b^CQntin- day the quartermasters body^w&fdund' tnat ^two -inches of fingers protrude By^khn^w^fttAe iltmnnm^im and?fflfMt up in hMj^jnLyarf, Jfe scare fpaSrbe- in the same condition,j with his watch ual woririapta^r&i the jrold through, her soiled kids. Not until she away-Uramps. ^The., ^exg? mSniing^ a sji,thprte4tU. Wbje^ Wh insertfea,.^ she gone. Seemed'as though a lion and 'inserted she Ortfenlour thoupht^are unexpressed* reaches her dear mamma.- does she sob tramp with a badrsmile, shoulders like a And thus forgotten seem, t&P^^Jf^^M^S B?a*s^a poureoa .drdp^dt^eliywani&thi^bUKle, like a baby with wind colic. load ofhay,ajclubwith deathsmilingout Yet mind like ocean cannot rest, then another and another, and tried to A well-to-do New Hampshire farmer is lOjere, only the homdidn'i eatoMug Though headless as a dream. of every knot of it, rapped at the front make it enter the jmouth, but it seemed possessed with such wonderful good temper ISfext "day two middies disappeared^* dobr/denianded some hot biscuit, meat, cat he that wills his heart *o keep bnly^d1b-fck|e!back^aga^i and down the that he was never known tJ give same result. None of the sailors were potatoes and a cup of coffee, and asked, Must see how fleet Is thought, chin. Still "stie persevered, becoming way to a fit of anger. A short time since hurthad no watches, you see. Of coarse pleasantly, "How is the dog?" -And fie who doth a harvest reap*^ $?\ mwre^detperai^as.the moments, flew on two roguish jads resolved "to get the old ih %hole crew turned^put for a grand Mast treasure lessons taught/Z/,J A Germantown bachelor, being twitted V- to the h(&rY man mad." Accordingly they took a little hunt, and* at last we killed a lion sixteen now ad neat, Whenrher child by some ladies with his single state, and was to.betaken frem her. Atihevery iAnd fie must watch the thoughts that riseAs dog and followed him into the pasture feet longj In MB stomach we found all asked why it was he had never married, sentinels watchtheir foe,. lasyw^ienjBhe was Beginning to dcesd where he was going for his horse. The the watches, still running. Cold fact, I 3t he approve himself as wise said: the very worst, she thought she detected boyg concealed themselves and every assure you. The ship's surgeon, who cut Their grace and wisdom strew, fi,*** "I don't know exactly how it is, but I a slight spasm in the time the old man was near enough to the the breast open, said he wasn't in good tthroat:,anawarn tf closer-1' examination ?she*. became have always felt an indisposition to marriage, Here mind expands, if we survey^ horse to bridle him, they set on the dog, healthhad a torpid liver. So we seed I ean?t What heaven/tct}us has yrpugibw JT see why it should be,either. that the Liquid was no longer returning, and frightened him away. The process at once that the animal had killed all Since God himself has made our*clay I surely don*t inherifitfomny father and s itdidlai first' She contipudd the application, was Continued until the old man was exhausted, the officers just to swallow their watches Kcceptacles of thought. mother-were both married." every moment feeljng* more when he sat down on a stone, ^softeMilTfcpflls, you know. The lion keepi And he actually never saw the bull he This is the watchWGHL excited and tnore joyfuliy hopeful, presently and poured lorth his wrath in the following must a' thought that'the wheels*and had perpetrated till his hearers burst out Your duty to fulfill, fhe"actibn of swallowing^ became words: "W-e-e-1, I wish that little things would kinder tickle hint up inside. Thus strength Ofpurpose to impart, laughing at him. more decided she felt a feeble flutter at dog would go away." When we shot him he was lying And charmsof love instil. It is written in a fine female hand. It's thedMfart, andJbefore long/the ejhes gradually with his eyes shut and mouth open, listening The Transcript tells a story of a Boston a poem, and asks: "What was the dream opened, and closed again but the Hot with the angels can wervie, to the works going inside at him. minister, one who presides over a large ot your live?" It was signed "Elfrida." We're little lower made, j., I t, breathing became^ quietly reguijar^and Sounded like a whole jewelry store. and flourishing church at the South End, JNor can we boast their power to &y We haven't room for the poem, but just the mother was satisfied lhat now no one Fact, ma'am. Take some more cabbage." and "lends a hand" in all good enterprises. From harm that makes afraid. to quiet-Elfrida we will answer her conundrum. writild'dispute the jact',fso she called her He was to preach in Providence, The dream of our life has been household around her, and proved to spent the night before with a friend in a Tis God in Christ who is the source Miscellaneous Items. to be rich enough to put on a clean shirt them the joyful fact Of every living stream, tjjat her child was village some miles distant, and walked to funeia pro every day, and to have two suits of And Christ our saenfier the force restored to her, an fhat no Providence on Sunday morning. On his The No bird is actually on the wing, That gives to thought a theme. clothes, with a pair of suspenders to each cession would leave the house that -day. way feeling hungry, he stopped at a wings are on the bird. pair of pants.f But it* has never been Before long the child fully recovered. Wretched is he who passes by house by ihe wayside, rang the bell, and 'Take away women," asks a writer, realized, Elfrida. Castles in the air. The work of self control, The fruit knife with its two blades is to asked the motherly-looking woman who "and what would follow?" We would. Just like a heath or desert diy Keokuk Constitution. this day the most precious heirloom in came to the door ir he could have a glass Give us something harder next time. Where winds tempestuous roll. To some pungent remarks of a professional the family possession. of milk and a slice ot bread. -Well," she It is said that Joaquin Miller is getting brother, a Western lawyer btrsrin "The recovered one lived to form a answered, "I suppose you can, but it does to be less of an ass than he used to be. hisreplv as follows "May it please this deep attachment to her cousin (the rescued seem as though a big.|strong man like you NEARLY BUEIED ALIVE. He has had his hair shingled and has court Resting upon the couch ot republican boy of the first story), possibly from migat earn his living by work, ni not taken a bath. The scene was in Italy the faets were equality as I do, coveied with the the fact of the strange similarity in their beg for it He has been very considerate A German having lost his only son, was related to me by the daughter of two ot blanket of constitutional panoply as I am early history: but is affections were already of tramps ever since. unable to account for the cause of his the parties concerned, and I shall tell the and protected by the aegis ot American engaged by the young lady whose A pleasant little anecdote of the Cro^n deato, as he was "youst so fat as butter, taie as nearly as possible as she told it to liberty as 1 feel myself to be, I despise story we are now going to relate, the facts Prince of Germany is told b\ ill* Hop me. and had such big feet.'' Elmira, N. T. the buzzing of the professional insect of which resemble somewhat those already per. It- was at the begumm&r ot the Advertiser. who hasjust set down, and defy his fu 'Yon will scarcely wonder," she said, told. This young person was no Franco-Prussian wai that the Km and tile attempts to penetrate, withnis puny at my honor ot being buried alive, when I* "Doesn't Boston barbo- remind you of longer a child when death seemed to Prince passed through Hricnbu'ff on thou sting, the insterstices of my impervious I tell you that a peculiar fate seems to the Bay of Naples?" asked an enthusiastic claim her, but had reached the age of way to tae field. A youn^ Aaieiieau i. 1 covering.' pursue our family, or at least did pursue yachtman. "Yes," was the answer, eighteen or nineteen. She had been suffering staying with her parent* i't one ot Jie it in the last [eneiationx "at least in one respect. They are both A young man sends us a long essay on tyy father was frpm an intectious and dangerous hotels, hung a large Amencir- flag from an only son, and having beep born several full of water." "The Tiue Aim ef Journalism" We fever, and when the crisis arrived, instead" her ha'cony, and as the roval couple years after his parents' marriage, waaan haven't read the article, b"it suppose the of rallying, she, to all appearance, died. Bigoted."You bigoted nigger,'* said passed waved an enthusiastic hanakei object of especial devotion.' His author, like every one else, prefers the It was the custom of the district in which Sam to Pete. Bigoted, what vou mean by chief. The Kinsr and his sun looked up mother was unable to nurse him herself Smith & Wesson, navy siae, No. 44 caliber, she lived, to dress marriageable girls as datV asked Pete. "Why," replied Sam, and bowed, and like the courteous gen and a countiy woman was procured from to any olhei pistol. In this locality, brides atter death, and to bury them in ''bigoted means you know too much for tleman he is, the Prince summoned an a village at some distance from the chateau especially, is the aim of the journalist of their bridal costume. The young lady in one nigger, and not 'nuff for two." Aide de camp and gavp an oiuerv.hich where his parents resided, wjio was the greatest importance, and the man question w^as tneiefpre laid out as a bride, was passed down the linean oid^r tor Square umbrellas are reported as the d??88' orange-*flower wreath not only well calculated to freplace the* whose hands shakes and who can't hit an in a .white each regiment as it went by to salute the latest thing in Paris. That's nothing. mother as a nurse, but was of so- affec-, utraged community's third vest button and veil,' The day before the funeral, Scars and Stripes. We have been useing square umbrellas a tionate a disposition that she seemed to three times out of five has no business the most intimate friend of the deceased, long time, at least they are never round I am writing this, says a correspond throw her whole soul into her care for trying to run a'paper in California.San who had been on a visit at a distance, when wantedBorne Sentinel. ent, from the beautiful seaside town ot the well-being of the child and lavished Franeiseo Nvrs-Letter. came home, and insisted with floods of An inveterate wag, seeing a heavy door Ventnor,Isle ot Wight. Last evening, in as much affection on him as did the real tears that she should be allowed to see A little chimney-sweeper entered the neaily off its hinges, in which condition arranging my progiammc tor to-day, I mother. When the age came for weaning her." The mother most decidedly recused, "tommy" shop at a colliery and asked for of neglect it had been for some time ob a9ked the proprietor of our hotel it lie him, it was found impossible to accomplish explaining that her daughter had been the UI a three-penny loaf ot bread. The shop served, that when it had fallen and killed was well acquainted with the island. it while the* nurse remained victim of an infectious fever, and that she man handed him one. The boy looked some one, it would probably be hung. am, sir know eveiy house and tree on with him and so, after manyterrrible could not allow the daughter of a friend at it and said it was a "email yen "O," it," was his piompt reply. 1 then asked A good character ish pretty much der scenes and the most heart-breaking sorrow to run the risk of catching i^. The young said the shopman "it will be the less to him the distance to and the best mean same to a man ash a goot umbrella. Yen on her part, she bad.to go. lady persisted, and would not leave the The boy carry!" The lad then put two pence-halfpenny of reaching the residence of Tennyson. larg glouds dhreaten over his head, all throve very well until he was about house but the mother, much as it pained on the counter and lan off. The He looked puzzled ind asked me to repeat in her refusal. However, he ish got to do vas to hold him up. and firm1 three years old, when he was attacked by her, was shopman hsstened to the door, and my question, which I did, addiag der storm bases over, he is none der some childish malady and to all appearances in the evening the young friend being on shouted for him to come back, as he hkd that I meant Alfied Tennyson, the p)et yorse. died. the watch, saw the paid watcher leave the not left money enough. "O,' ciied the lauieate of England. At this his face lit One time a lion met an elephant and room to go down to ^supper, leaving the "It is unnecessary to dwell on the distracted lad, "it will be the less to count''. up a little as he exclaimed. "Port xuiit' the elephant sed: "You better go and get door unlocked. She immediately entered, grief of the parents. The mother One night last week, at a pai ty in Toronto, Ah, you mean Newport. That, sir is the your hair cut." But the lion sed: "Bah! I and haying reverently kissed her friend's *could scarcely be induced to leave tue a young man was frightening capital of the island, and very nice town shant resent a feller's insult wich has got pale face, knelt down by the side of the body, and even though all life was ex some of the young ladies by a daring exhibition it lsl" I then asked him solemnly i his nose tween his own teeths.'Little bed to pray. There were candles at each tinct, grudged every moment as it flew of a revolver, when the weapon it he did not know that Alfied Tennyson, Johnny. side ot the bed at its. head, and two ^toward the time when even what was left was accidently discharged, the bullet the poet, lived on this island, and had "Be ever ready to acknowledge a favor," placed on actable at its foot ^of her darling wouH have to be removed entering the young man's side, inflicting for r^any years. He answered that he time that was allowed by (The1 says a writer. We are, sir we are. What ""forever. a serious wound. We have said a great The poorjgirl w|srdeep wa3 obliged to admit tha* he had never in^ifer^J^rayers, troubles us is that on one side we aie 1 the Government for bodies to remain unrs many harsh things about these young when suddenly* without any movement or so much as heard the name. completely ioaded down with readiness, buried was three days.)^ The father had men whose revolvers contain more than warning, the dead gifl'sat up and said in given stiict orders thafttie child's nurse while on the other side opportunity is %iQke faiitu left their heads, bnt we retract everything a sharp "toW orvoice: STYLES. should not be informed of the death of painfully scarce. now. At last a revolver has been found (What are you-doing'there?) Startled and her foster son untn after the funeral, as that knows which man to shoot. May Jones,the man who was recently tarred horrified to the? last' degree, her friend For the Ladies to Read. fand feathered Reno, Cal., spends most he felt convinced she would at once his tribe increase.Burlington Hairkeye^ sprang to her knees, arid in trying to come to see him, and he dreaded the effect A Methodist paison, called to preach of his time in reading the hotel registers Panier are worn on all ball dresses in rusb out of the room upset the table on the sight of her griet might have on at an out ot the-way tawn in California, in San Francisco. He carries two loaded Paris. which, the candles were placed and became his already broken-hearted witc. However, was informed befoie entering the pulpit revolvers and will talk with aobody. wedged between it and the "bed, her Draw de armure is a hanpsome HBW ma-* the order was ill kept, and on the that he must be caieful, as many of the It is surmised that he is insane. head downmost! inextricably entangled, terial. morning of the funeral, after all the assembled congiegation were "roughs,." she shrieked loudly fqr Help. The supposed A sort of a crazy Jack Cade was lately Bengaline gauze is the newest bail guests had arrived, and were grouped and would not hesitate tp disturb him if dead girl had a been sense of the before a London magistrate. He said he dress fabric. ardund the coffin taking their last farewell his remarks didn't suit. The holy man ridiculous, and being weakened from illness, was a King of his own right, and when A bunch of keys is the odd design for of the lovely boy, in rushed the nurse, made no reply, but having reached the she went off into a hysterical fit of he got his kingdom every gentleman that a silver pm. 0 her hair down, her dress all torn and desk he took from his pocket two revolvers, laughter and the more her poor friend was a gentleman should have a title, and Evening boots are made of brocaded travel-stained, her boots nearly worn off and placing one on each side of tne kicked and sciearned, the more she kept all the money should be divided so that and damasse silk. her feet. On hearing the news, she had Bible gave a sharp glance around the up the duet by peals'of laughter. The Jail might share alik^^jy^/J started off without waiting for extra room and said, "Le us pray." A more Chenille embroidery on net is one ot mother and household hearing the noise, Mrs. Clarke deicated her "Shakespeare orderly service was never conducted. clothing, without word or look to any one, the latest fancies. rushed up as quickly as possible. The Proverbs'* to Jerrold bathe following and had run the whole night, in order to The Montreal papers report that the mother was the first to enter the room, Smooth coiffures are moie lashionable words: "To Douglas Jerrold, the first wit be in time to see her boy. As she entered mysterious lights which have been notic than flufiy ones. and being a quick-witted woman, at once of the present age, 'these Proverbs of the room she pushed past servants ed on the lower St. Lawrence River and comprehended the situation she flew to 'Shakespeare, the first wit of any age, are Felt bonnets embroidered with gold and guests,-and on reaching the on the Gulf for a, century have been unusually her daughter and angrily ordering her to inscribed! liy MWy C6wden' Clarke, of a are among the novelties. coffin seized the child, and ^before any brilliant this year. Blue and be quiet and not laugh at her friend'smisfortune, all.'n certain age and no wit at New fans are painted with figures only, one was aware of her intention, or had ij^Do you mean to say, ^positively, mad- yellow flames are seen about midnight, as she pressed her to hef flowers are out oi style. presence of mind to prevent her, she had of a ship on fire, but, as they are approached, bosom, and hastily tearing off wreath am," said a lawyer to a witness, "that the vanished with him in her arms. It was Pekin is the general term applied to they flit farther away, and disappear and veil, dropped them on the floor and person referred to never left his native found she. had carried him off to the all striped silken material. in the morning mist. Old sailors kicked them under the bed: then calling and htfd' lqfcked* and village*after the^day of his marriage?" VI garret,? grpnier, oi Three sided mirrors are found, the have observed that lheir unusual brilliancy assistance, she carried the girl into another do.',' "How do you know he never did barncadea the door. I3he paid nd attention handsomest in Japanese ware. always betokens heavy fall and winter room and put her to bed. The "Because I saw him,.* buried in the village to threats of entreaties, and all at Swiss and organdy aprons are all *he gales, and October has certainly conlirmed doctor,jwho had been at once seut for, graveyard the same afternoon." tempts at forcing the door were equally rage for dressy home toilets. their expectations, whatever winter may ordered her to be taken home without An inquisitive country gentleman thus fruitless. The guests waited patiently, Carnations are the fashionable flower do delay, and they started as soon as* was' accosted a boy wb'o was tending pigs hoping that she would before long return for head-dres with the ladies. pessible. She perfectly'recovered but. A young man drove into Xenia, Ohio, "Bpjj, whose pigs are tnosi "The to her senses and bring back the child's New chatelaine bags are of leathei, strangely enough, could never call to wasc the other day with some fiiends, to meet su*tJ' the prompt reply. "Well, sow's body for burial. ST *& with braided leather chatelaine and mind the a&rtling events of her return to a train. Arriving at the depot, a freight then, whose sow is, it?" "Father's." "Well "At the end of'an* hour 'for more they catch. life*/'She afterward married the gentleman train was standing on the side track, and hea^pr furniture rolled away and well, who-is your father "If you will the1 Chatelaine bags and belts of velyet are vy"heard who was the hero of the first atoty. the countryman, not seeing any convenient mind thepigs^ JiwiUjun hpme "and ask the door openedT The nurse appeared, embroidered to match in colored silk. *Her poor frienft, when extricated from place to tie up, deliberately hitched my mother." but with no dead child +in he^ arms -the^ her unpleasant position, was quitesdehrious: One of the handsomest brocaded velvet his horse to the rear car of the freight, At the funeral of a qnce-famous actor little thing's arms were clasped lovingly she nearly died, and she never and satin materials is called "Opoix and proceeded to promenade the walks in New York, some time ago, considera round her neck as she pressed him to'her Entirely recovered from the shock her Parisian dressmakers are making short around the depot while waiting for his bosom.1- The mu&fulu assemblage *ixa ble delay was occasioned by the fact that Mend's sudden return to life had given ball dresses for the most fashionable women. train. What was his surprise when he the coffin Would -not -fit in the sides turned into one4 her." of joyful, congratulation, saw his hitching post pull out for Cincinnati, ot ,the, hearse. 'Another hearse was The woman would nevejr|spe|tk of $itv On writing, tjo the lady who related New scarfs are f Brussels net with with his horse and wagon bringing 4 brought, ind a brother actor remarked, means snq use,d to restore the boy to life embroidery, in the shape and colors of up the rear in not the best of order. It these anecdotes for permission to* publish was poor B.'s fun- 1 f'You might know, ^is .^^iade^MJllthjgugb she^became irom that peacccks'^ feathers. weuklnpt be proper to record the remarks jinir sajs j^^-PU* are at liberty tp makef erals -Hjft was always late at rehearsal." hour a resident in thefamily ami a trusted ot the young man on the subject Fashion declares that bridesmaids' whatuse you like'&f our' family story, on Before beginning the( and valued friend, she steadily forbore second pslam for Dr. Thomson, taken for his text "Lo dresses shall be made alike and of the condition you do not mention names of the day, a Glasgow minister--reached ever referring to the incident in which she nptfupon the wine when, it is red in the same mixed material, the family or places' but you may add, down into his pocket and took a pinch of played so important a part. She lived to cup," enlarged upon evil effects of drinking Bretonne lace vests, composed of insertion that all three who were* so nearly buried snuff. Even'yet'he cannot understand .see the rescued child married and with a upon the head, heart, and purse. As and edging, are the most recent alive lived to be very oldmy father to what there was in the first verse sof the \family ot his own around him. the congregation departed, two old cro ot the accessories of the sort. eighty-four, my mother and aunt to psalm to mjake the congregation smile "The heroine/of the second anecdote nies, given to taking more than a wee Pretfy fichus of white satin, polkated seventy-sixretaining their health, rare when he read, "My soul' cleaveth to the drap, talked over the sermon. waff a first cousjh of the above 'rescued in fancy-colored silk embroid? intelligence and, to a wonderful extent, dust." "Did you hear yon, Johoie?" quoth one. child'a young lady of thirteen or fourteen and trimmed with fringe. their persona}.,beauty Jto the last." A "Did I hear't? Wha didna hear'tf I years old. After a somewhat" protracted Dainty cravats are made of white, How much will you charge for a bo ChambjfS Journal. ne'er winked an e'e." illness, she, to all appearance, gold, ciel-blue and rose-colored crd logna sausage that shall reach from one i| ir died. The ntother literally refused to believe+ The new ear-rings are smaller thaa of my ears to the other?" asked a soldier "A weel, an' what thought ye of?" A Sailw's Story. itx those lately worn, small hoops, keys, or in, Berlin of a dealer. "Fifty kreutfcers," although the doctors and the "Adqed, Davie, I think he has been a replied' cresents being the popular shapes. x'Other inmates bt the hous^ saw no^reason offer/1 was the reply. "I take the lad in his day or he couldna ha ken'd so It was a weather-beaten sailor/we/overneard to ,cloubt.the |act. The funeral was.rranged, A new material for winter suits is the soldiery "oneof my^ ears was cut off weel about it he's been a sly hand, the kthe in a Clay Street^ restaurant, thjfgra^e made, and the.specified called "Sanglier," and is a heavy wiry minister!" in'a battle a'thousand miles from here." other day, kindly, gsiving a few reminiscences three days had come to an end. The material which will be very serviceable There was a compromise.Exchange. When a boy falls and peels the|skin off of travel to sqme lady friends be mother had never left her,.daughter's body, Ainewlyrtwedded Pennsylvania* couple, bis nose, the first thing he does is too get "Fellow citizens," said a North Carolina was treating to corned beet and cabbage. she had tried every "available meansjto visited Pittsburg,, and for ,the first time up and howl. When a girl tumbles and candidate, "there are three topics that "T*rikin abo^^ons," be^went on today, l/restole^ieribnt'fto no/ avajk \As tbrhpur hurts herself badly, hei first movement is iotheir lives'saw and bought some peanuts. now agitates ,the Stategreenbacks, taxes u-apj5roa^WPfdr4e c/remody f*atakeftfe6e, /A 'flhfey are j&e?JRtJ$$ige#t&j anjinal, what tp arise with more haste than grace, look "There, Mandy!" exclaimed the and penitentiary, I shall pass over the is. A cur'us thing happened'once'when she became more and more desperate in searchinfely at her dress and savagely at bridegroom, afte* a\ few moments of vehement first very briefly, as niy sentiments are her efforts to convince herself that life still we were oa the East Coast last cruise. some innocent young man standing on action. "Iknowedwe'd be sold well known,andcQme td the penitentiary, lingered. As a last resource, she went One of our officers went ont hunting deer, an opposite corner, and, as she shoots off I've been suckin' that darned thing for where I shall dwell for some time." I ~maB*-*Sr "*i iL* A 4