I I l, |U.npi.,..w,C _., :^t*j5'r^^i'W+^iL w* "JA '.,s. MARRIAGE 1 OLD AGE. 80 years of age. The inheritor of the hour, perhaps longer, when infant No. 1 that said order shall not be issued until said ing was warned that her intended, although title, after his death, would be wakes up again with a storm in its bowels. MttpUals *rttnent to tlae JLorA Case. applicant has signed a contract to be attested a good sort of a man, was very, singular. bis nephew, who had depended for He lends his howl to the storm, and the unhappy by the County Auditor wherein said applicant To THE EDITOB OF THE N. Y. SUN.Permit "Well," replied the lady, "if he is $r much support and education entirely upon bachelor stops his ears with both pillows, me to transfer your million readers to a for, and injeonsideration of bushels of unlike other men, he is much more likely to his rich relative, and knowing that, apparently, but the shrill nuisance penetrates his scene that occurred more than 200 years ago, seed grain received from the State, promises be a good husband." he must inherit the title and estates, cranium even then. Daylight begins to appear and yet is as fresh in the classic mind as a to pay to the State of Minntsota, the amount Only five female treasury clerks have thus had become indifferent and dissipated. before he can fall asleep, and his eyes theme of yesterday, and carries with it a of the cost of said seed grain, that said sum far succeeded in marrying congressmen. Lord Leicester thought to check this behavior have been closed only five minutes, when he suggestion upon an event of the present shall be taxable against the real and personal [New Haven Journal.} No,' better put it by his nephew's marrying, and thus perpetuating hears the fiendish watchman knock like a time. property of said applicant, and that said the title. His lordship sought an the other way. Only five congressmen have battering-ram at the next door, and sing out, applicant will refund to the State, in the The sojene was in ancient Athens, when especial interview with him upon that subject thus far been fortunate enough to marry 'SHalf past five o'clock. Time to get up." form of a tax to be levied by the Oounty the victories of Marathon, Salamis, and matter, and, as it is dramatic, I will give treasury clerks. The bachelor knows that his turn will be Auditor of the proper county, the same to Platasa had already made the city of Minerva the dialogue: The coldest storm wave of the season was next, so, in desperation, he jumps out of bed be collected as taxes against real or personal immortal when the warrior-poet Sophocles, experienced by a young man from Syracuse, and dresses. If you see a hollow-eyed, palelooking EarlMy dear nephew, I have sought this property are collected by virtue of the laws the companion of Pericles, and his who escorted an East Borne girl home Sunday youth crawling to his work that interview for an especial obieot. vrv of this State, and that said sum so levied to tragedies eclipsed those of his master ^s- nea night, and was detected, by her father day, returning from an unsatisfactory dinner, my heart, and I hope you will consent to my shall be a first lien upon the crop of grain chylus. just as he was putting his moustache where be sure he is some poor devil of a bachelor, solemn request. raised each year, by the person receiving Sophocles had reached the age of nearly it would do har the most good.Borne Sentinel. boarding in the "family" or top floor of NephewWhy, 'pon honor, my dear uncle, said seed grain, until the said tax is fully ninety years, laurelled with undying fame, the hotel, where children are allowed to run I never knew you so serious. -1 shall be happy paid. and one of the wealthiest citizens of Athens, riot by day, as well as scream fiercely by "I call you darling," she said, as she to oblige you if I do not disoblige myself. from the public success of his dramatic SEO. 8. It shall be the duty of the county night. This explains why people read in the leaned her head on his coat cellar. "Show Proceed! works, and his many mental prizes in the auditor of each county, to cause to be levied advertising columns so many notices of your hand," he returned mechanically. The EarlLjsten attentively. I am now nearly the Olympian contests. against the property of each person receiving board required in places where there are no young miss, not undei-standing his answer, eighty years of age have been honored by said seed grain, under the provisiens of this He had two sons, who, envious of their children. continued to poker head against his chin, her gracious majesty with the levived title of act, the total sum due the State by each person father's wealth and estates, sought to obtain and he hove ace high of relief at her unconsciousness the Earl of Leicester, but at my advanced so receiving said seed grain, one-half of possession of them before the death of their of his mistake.EocMand Courier. age of four score I look to you, my dear SEED GRAIN. the said sum to be levied in each of the two father. There was only one way legally and nephew, not only to inherit my title, but also years first following the contract given for ithat was, if the accusations were true, to A Bill Introduced in the Legislature on tlie my large property. I am ambitious that the The Rev. John Brown, of Haddington, said seed grain and all moneys collected by publicly accuse their aged parent of insanity, 30th--How the Seed i^, to be Distributed-Also title shall exist after my life and even your was in the habit of proposing, on festive occasions, the county treasmer of each county under and have it proved in open court. The sons ?ow it is to be Paid For--A Tax Levied own. Therefore, I lequest that you marry a certain young lady as his toast. the provisions of this act, shall be kept separate made the charge the father was duly cited on Each Applicant. and without loss of time. Having abandoned the practice, he was asked from other State taxes, and paid over to appear and defend, by counsel or otherwise, for a reason. "Because, said he, "I have NephewGood gracious! I marry at to the State Treasurer. before the high and final tribunal of toasted her for sixteen years without making A bill for an act to furnish and distribute present? Certainly not. What would'they Areopagus. The day of trial arrived, yet no SEC. 9. That the contracts as piovided her Brown, and so I've resolved to toast her seed grain to sufferers fiom grasshopper say at the clubs? counsel appeared, as subsequently upon the for in Sec. 7 of this act, shall be numbered in no more." EarlI do not command, like Sir Anthony ravages. trial of Phryne. consecutive order by the county auditor and Becently a minister received a minister's Absolute in the comedy but I request, nay, Be it enacted by tie Legislature of the State The sixty silver-bearded judges were seated filed in his office, and the county auditor half-fare traveling card, as they are called, entreat you to leave dissipation and marry, of Minnesota: in the semicircle, the altar fire before them, shall keep a correct schedule of the same, and wrote to the superintendent, asking "if and become worthy of the great honor and SECTION 1. It shall be the duty of the to swear witnesses, that their evidence should giving number and name of each applicant, he could not embrace his wife also," The estates that await you upon my death, which county auditor of each county wherein the be as pure as the celestial fire from Jupiter. and date of contract. The amount of each superintendent replied that he thought likely event, from my great age, cannot be far off crops of the year 1877 was partially or wholly The sons gave their testimony, rather to kind of seed grain, cost of such kind of seed he could, but did not want to say positively in the course of nature. destroyed by grasshoppers and before the natural incidents of old age than to any demeatation grain, per bushel, and the total sum due the until he had seen the wife, as he was somewhat NephewI am sorry, 'pon honor but I 15th day of February, A. D. 1878, to give of the father yet no counsel appeared State, also a description of the land occupied fastidious in his tastes.Denver Tribune. must refuse your request. Besides, I have notice to the respective town clerks in the for the defense, and the judges were by each of such applicants in a book to be seen no lady yet for that distinguished different towns of said county, to post notices about to pronounce judgment against the used for that purpose and no other, said honor. immediately, in at least three of the parent by default, and by a decree to transfer book to be open to public inspection and a A Signilicaance of a Billion. EarlThere is the excellent daughter of a most public places in each town, to all persons the estates to the impatient sons, when, true copy of said schedule shall be made and widow whose husband was my friend. Since wishing to avail themselves of the benefits sudden as a flash of light from day-crowned signed by the chairman of the board of county It would be curious to know how many of his death I have protected them from the of this act, to meet at the town clerk's Apollo, appeared before the wondering tribunal commissioners, and certified to by the your readers have brought fully home to ills of poverty. They live on one of my office in the town or at the county auditor's the silver-bearded Sophocles! The county auditor and forwarded to the Governor their inner consciousness Lh" real significance estates, as if their own. The daughter is office in the county in which the applicant judges arose to receive him. He took no Provided, That after all applicants foi of that little word billion," which we have beautiful, young, good mannered and well resides, and file with said town clerk or notice of his ungrateful sons, but at once seed grain are supplied, should there be a seen of late so glibly used in your columns. educated, of good form and features, healthy county auditor on or before the the first day took the altar stand, and was sworn as a witness surplus, the same shall be sold by direction Theie are, indeed, few intellects that can and affectionate, and her filial piety equals of March, A. D. 1878, an application duly in his own behalf, and like St. Paul in of the board of county commissioners, and fairly grasp it and digest it as a whole and all. That is the lady I desire you to marry, subscribed and sworn to before the said aftertime, and on that very spot, pleaded the the sum received therefor shall be paid over there are, doubtless, many thousands who and she is worthy of being the Countess of town clerk or county auditor, which application cause of immortal truth. to the county treasurer, who shell give his cannot appreciate its true worth, even when Leicester. shall be attested by at least two witnesses receipt, and said sum shall by him be paid reduced to fragments for more easy assimilation. Sophocles would not condescend to deny NephewI certainly shall not marry her. said application shall contain a true over to the State Treasurer. Its arithmetical symbol is simple and the accusation of his sons but, taking from No! no! 'Pon honor, when I marry, it will statement of the number of acres the applicant without much pietension there are no large the fold of his classic garment an original SEC. 10. Upon the filing of said contrac be in a higher circle of society. There is has plowed and prepared for seeding figuresjust a modest 1, followed by a dozen manuscript, which he had written and com.pose'd as provided for in section 9 of this act, the one thing certain: you cannot deprive me of how many acres the applicant intends to cjphers, and that is all. during the two previous years, while State of Minnesota shall acquire a just and your title and estates., for I am the only male have plowed and piepaied for seeding, Let us briefly take a glance at it as a measure his sons were falsely denouncing his insanity, valid lien upon the crops of grain raised heir. before seeding time: how many of time, distance and weight. As a he oratorically read aloud (for the poets each year by the person receiving baid seed bushels are necessary, and EarlI did not expect this result fiom measure ot time, I would take one second as of Athens were also tragedians) his original grain, to the amount of the total sum due of what kind of giain, to seed the giound so you. nephew, when I have always been as a the unit, and carry mjself in thought through tragedy of "CEdipus in Colonus," which we the State, as stated in said contj act, as father to you. I am grieved' almost to prepaitd, or to be prepared as aforesaid that the lapse of ages back to the first day of the now possess. Upon its termination all the against all creditors, purchasers or mortgagees tears. said applicants crop was in the year 1877, year 1 of our era, remembering that in all judges arose, and by acclamation acquitted in good faith, or otherwise, and the said entirely destroyed by grasshoppers, or if NephewWell, you need not be so sorrowful. those years we have 365 days, and in e^ery him of the charge of, filing of said contract shall be held and considered only partially destroyed, how many bushels If you are so anxious for this young lady day just 8G,400 seconds of time. Hence, in insanity, and thereupon sentenced the sons to be full and sufficient notice to all the applicant harvested in the year 1877 of to be married into our family, egad why lemming in thought back again to this jear to death for filial impiety. Then the poet paities of the existence of said lien, which each kind of grain or that the applicant don't you marry her yourself? I am sure of grace 1878, one might have supposed that ceased, and the father pleaded for the life of shall continue in force until the tax as provided was detered from planting his other ground you are old enough. a billion of seconds had long since elapsed his sons. For the sake of Sophocles, and at in said contract, is paid. in the year 1877, on account of the deposit Earl (rising, in anger)Many a true word but this is not so. We have not even passed his intercession, the sentence of death was SEC. 11. Whenever the tax as piovided of grasshopper eggs also what amount of is spoken in jest, and, since you, ungrateful commnted to life exile, and non-inheritance one-sixteenth ot that number in all these for in each contract filed under the provisions seed grain and of what kind the applicant nephew, will not follow my advice as to this long eventful years, for it takes just 31,687 of the parent's property after bis death: and of this act, is fully paid, the county desires to borrow from the State that the marriage, your advice to me shall not be years, 17 days, 22 hours, 45 minutes, and 5 the judges gave him legal power to adopt auditor is fully empowered to cancel such applicant has not and is unable to piocure thrown away. I shall not be "at home" until seconds to constitute a billion of seconds of new heirs, as if new born children to his contract, and shall write the word "satisfied" the necessary seed grain also that the applicant this day fortnight. So you may go to time. name and honors. with the date opposite the name of such person, desires the same for seed grain, and your clubs, and when you return, expect to It is no easy matter to bring under the in the book in which said contracts are In chapter 1 of the "First Book of the for no other purpose, and that the applicant hoar some news. Exeunt Eail and nephew. cognizance ot the human eye a billion objects entered, and shall deliver up said contract to Kings" we read '-Now King David was old will not sell or dispose of the same nor any Immediately after the departure of the of any kind. Let us tiy in imagination the person entitled thereto. and stricken in years, and they covered him part thereof. Said applications shall also nephew, the Eail of Leicester drove through to arrange this number for inspection, with clothes, but he got no heat." Then follows SEC. 12. Any person or persons who shall contain a true and full description of all real his park to the humble residence of the widow and for this purpose I would select a sovereign the statement, and, of course, advice, sell, transfer, take or carry away, or in any and personal property owned by the applicant and daughter, and as usual they both as a familiar object. Let us put one that "a fair damsel was sought for the King, manner dispose of the said seed grain or any and whether incumbent or otherwise, embraced him, and listened to his remarks on the ground and pile upon it as many as and she cherished him," and thereupon he part thereot, furnished by the State for seed and also the government subdivisions or with amazement. will reach twenty feet in height: then let us lived years afterwards. Are there not sensible grain purposes only, or to use the said seed subdivisions upon which the party intends to EarlNow sit down, both of you. I have place numbers of similar columns in close men as well as King David, who have followed grain for any other purpose than that of sow said seed grain. resolved to marry I am eighty years of age, contact, forming a straight line, and making his sanitary example, and lived many sowing or planting his ground, or who shall SEC. 2. The town clerk of each town and therefore I have no time to lose. I a sort of wall twenty feet high, showing only additional years? And why not a Lord of sell, transfer, take or carry away, or in any shall on or before the first day of March, A. come, madame, to propose for your good the thin edges of the coin. Imagine two the present day, as those of past time? manner dispose of the crop, or any part D. 1878, foiward said applications to the daughterfor myself, and not for my ungrateful such walls running parallel to each other Again, the King of Israel was rejuvenated, thereof, procured by the sowing or planting county auditor of the proper county, and nephew. I give you twenty-four and forming as it were a long street. We and why not those of lesser dignity? When of said seed grain, with the intent to defraud said applications shall be filed in the said hours for deliberation. I shall be here tomorrow must then keep on extending these walls a widower is resolved to roam again in the the State, shall be deemed guilty of a county auditor's office, and be open to public at this hour. If accepted, we shall for milesnay, hundreds of milesand garden of matrimony, would he not be foolish misdemeanor, and upon conviction thereof, inspection, and no applicant shall be entitled be married by my chaplain, and in the presence still we shall be far short of the required to select a withered flower for his bosom, before any justice of the peace, shall pay a to, or receive any of the benefits of of a dozen neighbors as witnesses, and number. And it is not until we have extented when he could have for his own one of fine of not less than ten dollars nor more this act unless on or before the first day of within ten days from the present time. No our imagination street to a distance of sweetness and blossomed, and not dead nor than one hundred dollars, or be imprisoned March, A. D., 1878, the applicant shall have wordno argument. I hope to be enabled 2,386% miles that we shall have presented dying? It proves his sanity, and not insanity. in the county jail for a term ot not less than made and filed with the town clerk of the to introduce my nephew to youyou, as for inspection our one billion of coins. Madame Hicks is the very blossomed ninety days, and shall pay all costs of prose town, or county auditor of the county in Countess of Leicester." flower that any sensible gentleman of taste cution, and whoever, under any of the provisions Or in lieu of this arrangement we may which the applicant resides, the application On the morrow his Lordship was accepted. would be proud to possess and those who of this act shall be found guilty of place them flat upon the ground^ forming as required and in the manner and form The marriage was duly solemnized, and in a rail against it are perhaps those fops who, in false swearing, shall suffer the pains and one continuous line like a golden chain with mentioned va. section 1 of the act. few days thereafter, ignorant of the marriage New York, Paris and London, failed to secure penalties of perjury. every link in close contact. But to do this came the laughing nephew. "Well, dear SEC. 3. The Board of County Commissioners a party invitation, a flash from her we must pass over land and sea, mountain SEC. 13. It shall be the duty of the super uncle," he said sarcastically, "I suppose, of of each county so devastated by grasshoppers, bright eyes, or a smile from her ruby lips. and valley, desert and plain, crossing the visors, constables and town clerks and the course, you followed my advice as to the shall be and are hereby constituted Ah! the old story revived of the fox and the equator, and returning around the southern commissioners, sheriffs and county attor marriage, since I would not follow yours, eh, and appointed a board of examination and too high hanging fruit "Pooh! I do not hemisphere through the trackless ocean, retrace neys of the counties embraced herein, having unole?" adjustment of the applications for seed care to taste it, because the grapes are sour!" our way again across the equator, then knowledge of the violation of the piovisions grain, and it shall be the duty of said board That is, the fox, with all his cunning, could EarlYou shall see (touching a bell, and still on and on, until we again arrive at our of this act, to make complaint thereof to meet at the County Auditor's office on the not reach them. the new bride came into the library.) starting point and when we have thus to any justice of the peace of the proper fifth day of March A. D. 1878, to examine Nephew, I introduce you to my wife, the passed a golden chain around the huge bulk county, and said justice shall issue a warrant When Madam Hicks, of Welsh blood, clever and consider separately each application as Countess of Leicester. Your ladyship can of the earth, we shall be but at the beginning for the arrest of the offender, and proceed and ambitious, was in London and Paris, provided in section 1 of this act, and to dedecide now retire. of our task. We must drag this imaginary to hear and determine the matter in issue in the bright star of American beauty and who are entitled to the benefits herein NephewWell, 'pon honor. But uncle, do chain no less than 763 times round the the same manner as provided in other cases, widowhood, followed by many admirers, and mentioned and the amount thereof, and said you expect to have an heir by this marriage, globe. If we can further imagine all these and every person convicted under the provisions the companion du voyage of the Duchess of board shall, on or befoie the seventh day of and you eighty years of age? rows of links laid closely side by side, and of this act, shall stand convicted St. Albans, I then made a prediction, which March A. D. 1878, forward to the Governor EarlThe decree of heaven is often a every one contact with its neighbor, we until such fine is paid, provided such imprisonment is now fulfilled, that she would marry a a statement, giving the number of applicants, punishment for ingratitude? This mansion shall have formed a golden band around shall not exceed ninety days. Lord. My prophecy is now nuptially accomplished the number of acres prepared, or to be the globe just 52 feet 6 inches wide is no longer a home for you (Exit SEC. 14. The County Auditor shall receive prepared, and number of bushels of each and this will represent- our one nephew.) It has been asked, as in contempt, can as compensation for the services imposed kind of seed grain needed in the county, and billion of coins. Such a chain, if laid in a To the amazement of all England, before a this new husband and wife expect to have on him by this act the sum of ten said statement shall contain only such applications straight line, would reach a fraction over year expired from the day of the marriage, a any heir from this marriage? Apart from cents per folio for all work performed by as have been approved by said board, 18,328,445 miles, the weight of which, if son was bom from these nuptials, and he is the Scriptural records of such matters, and him, to be paid out of the general county and shall be signed by the chairman of said estimated at one-quarter ounce each sovereign, now the Earl of Leicester! affirmatively, there are many memorable examples fund. board, and certified to by the County Auditor. would be 6,975,447 tons, and would requhe GEOBOB, THE COUNT JOANNES, in history as if Providence decieed to SEC. 15. The County Commissioners shall for their transport no less than 2,325 Of the New York Supreme Court. baffle and punish malignant and ungrateful receive as compensation for the services imposed SEO. 4. The Governor, upon the receipt ships, each with a full cargo of 3,000 tons. designers against justice. King Louis XIH., on them by this act, the sum of two of the statements as provided in section 3 of Even then there would be a residue of 447 A Bachelor in a Hotel. under the influence of Cardinal Eichelieu, dollars per day for each day necessarily occupied, this act, shall purchase seed grain with the tons representing 64,081,920 sovereigns. had not maritally seen his Queen Anne of to be paid out of the general county From the Chicago Times.] amount appropriated for such purpose, or For a measure of height let us take a much Austria, for twenty-one years Overtaken fund. One of the pleasantest things about hotel such sum thereof as may be necessary to smaller unit as our measuring rod. The thin by a storm, and following a promise of atonement SEC. 16. This act shall take effect and be life is for a bachelor to sleep in a room which equal the amount of all said statements/and sheets of paper on which these lines are made by Mile. Lafayette of that day, in force from and after its passage. communicates, en suite, as it were, with if the amount applied for shall exceed -the printed, if laid out flat and firmly pressed the King remained one night at the palace other rooms on its right and left, allowing appropriations for such purpose, then the Matrimonialisms. together as in a well-bound book, would represent of the Louvre, and personally presented his every sound to reach his ears. Very often said seed grain shall be distributed pro-rata. a measure of about 1.333d of an inch respects to the Queen. Result: From that the flanking apartments are occupied by Said distribution to be based upon the amount The honeymoon does not shine for all. in thickness. Let us see how high a dense interview was born the Grrand Monarqiie, married people, with or without children, and number of applicants as contained in Mr. Lord. pile formed by a billion of the'se thin paper King Louis XIV., who reigned nearly sixty each statement. more frequently the former. The bachelor, leaves would reach. We must, in imagination, years over the Kingdom of France. The old Bussian marriage benediction having nothing to come home to, prolongs SEO. 5. The Governor shall then inform pile them vertically upward, by degrees was this: "Here wolf take the lamb." The most memorable caseon record which his stay at the saloon, mayhap, until 1 or 2 the county auditor in the different counties, reaching to the height of our tallest spires It is with love as with apparitions. Every bears directly, as to probabilities, upon the o'clock in the morning. He reaches his of the amount apportioned to each county, and, passing these, the pile must still grow one talks of it, but few have seen it. -subject matter in review, is that of the celebrated room and attempts to snatch some repose, and the number of bushels of the different higher, topping the Alps and the Andes and Thomas Hoik of HolkhamHall, England. Answer i the proposal of the future aided by the narcotic effects of some midnight kinds of seed grain said county under said the highest peaks of the Himalayas, and Mount Hecla is covered with snow "Ask sonny."New York World. celery, beer and tobacco. Vain hope. appointment will be entitled to, and the cost shooting up from thence through the fleecy but the fires within are equally well known. of each kind of seed grain per bushel, and The infant on his right has the colic, and A Dubuque woman met a slander by hang clouds, pass beyond the confines of our at Thomas Hoik, Esq., was a renowned English ing her marriage certificate on a street shall transmit the said seed grain to the board howls murder, while the anxious father, in tenuated atmosphere, and leap up into the farmer had large estates and great personal corner lamp. of county commissioners of each county, or his night shirt, paces the room and attempts blue ether with which the blue universe is wealth, was a member of parliament, and shall authorize the purchase of the said seed to keep the cherub from yelling too lustily. A gentleman said when a pretty girl trod filled, standing proudly up far beyond the was regarded by all England as the prince of grain in or near the counties where the seed Then the gentle mother, snug in bed, calls reach of terrestrial things still pile on your on his toes, that he had received the stamp farmers. He was as good and benevolent as grain is required, in his discretion. out: "Why, Jeems, how can you handle the thousands and miUiojusj)^ thin leaves, for of beauty. he was was rich and respected. He was distantly poor baby so awkwardly." Whereupon SEO. 6. Immediately upon receiving notice we are only beginning to rear the mighty "Don't you think, husband, that you are related to the Dudley family and if "Jeems" becomes nervous, increases in awkwardness, from the Governor of the amount apportioned mass. Add millions upon millions of sheets, apt to believe everything you hear?" "No, the title of the Earl of Leicester should be and the infantile screeching to each county, tft% Board of County and thousands of miles on these, and still madame, not when you talk." revived by royal command he would be the grows in proportion. For two or Commissioners shall meet at the County the number will lack its due amount. Let When they speak of a Washington widow heir to that once great name and the title Auditor's office and readjust ,the applications three hours the hapless bachelor twists us pause to look at the neat ploughed edges nowadays, they refer to her as "an alleged of the period of Quceen Elizabeth, Her for seed grain, and apportion the amount and turns, unable to repose, and of the book before us. See iiow closely lie widow who would probably marry again." gracious Majesty, Victoria I., regarding his that has been allowed baid county, among with the thought that he has to get up at 6 those thin flakes of paper,, how many there "I can't undertake, wife, to gratify all your excellent character and qualifications for the the applicants as provided in section 1 of are in the mere width of a ,span, and then o'clock to go to work staring him in the whims it would be as much as myjife is honor, deemed it her duty, as well as an act this act. turn your eyes in imagination upward to our brain. Finally, the innocent expends his worth." "Oh, sir, that is nothing." of the public approbation, to revive the title, mighty column of accumulated sheets. It wind, and peace appears to be restored. Delusive SEC. 7. The County Auditor of each county, "How can Heave thee?" said Adam to Eve. and in his behalf, consequently, he was created now contains its appointed number, and our lfelief! Hardly has No. 1 quieted shall at the request of the Chairman of She made no reply, but calmly pointed to a by the Queen the Earl of Leicester, and one billion sheets of tHe i'hftes superimposed down, when infant No. 2, in the room on the the Board of County Commissioners, issue he took his seat in the house of Peers amid fig tree in the distance. He gathered an upon each other, anctspressedP into a'compact left is seized with fixe whooping cough, to each applicant an order for the number great respect and ceremony. The new Earl, armful and felt greatly relieved. This was mass, has reached an altitude of 47,348 which awakens the whole family, who begin of bushels of each kind of seed grain which however, was a childless widower, and about I the first re-lief. miles! to chatter in chorus. This continues for an has been allowed to said applicant Provided, A lady that would please herself in marry- "3S&&S *4 a 1 iv .$&, ira_5t*S*&K .-_ fJSI^Xjte-*!*1