4 J« (0 ir-T i .-. ,s i BUEL and ^^utly..io«te(J«,| HfOTCil and IIYL WII.^KI V. iiivly'Dfv'w and i v^. •. -"6lUi yetlow, trsyj t£}\ FINE KENTUCKY GOURBGN, hard *od eold!—Heavy to get, but euf|r» bmre jwK eomjriekd the ia-puttim* "W-OOID -p-CQV! light to hold IIow widely its agencies of a real nice full-glass front: and now Imported Wines and Brandies, Don't Read This, In every rcsi»tet. Within a minute's I Pierson and Lyon are finishing the 22x60 vary To ?ave, to ruin, to curse, to bless, ClIltAP AS Tlli-^VliliiriJsai'. WKAL^O KKtn* A even its minted coins express, walk of the De^t, One Block from the A A N 1 0 hall above,—wainscoting and eeiliiir, all through. Heap of number of yards in Peace"! the charm's wound up Post Oflire.* ^e Respetitfully invite all to FLOXJR, ^fVISTID 'ETtofcZD. IF TOU.DO VQV WILL FTSSD MT s. p. mu that yob and 'twill be vust a yolly big This twaiu of Johns go hence, full of coiue and see us. THAT joy, we hope. We know they will carry Your.-- 'iVnlv Good place to yust yunip 'round Good in. J. U. PKIIKINS, I HA VAX A & Ki:\ WEST with them kind hearts. May God direct J. I). GXJ11 Morris v. I." 1^76. LI^Yes we have it, here in this enlight that those hearts shall never beat one time CIGARS. ened loT-vn. Griswold got 'em in his house, O. C. WANGEN, wrong and, God give them might to do «nd Good sells it, for 50 cents a light. Blue Best Brandt of the right—as they are able to. £las v Hee he he I John Fulsom's house I Fresh Oysters, Jolm ran dell hath eight horses and two got lust one, too—a pasteboard 'un l^uery males, and half as many wagons. John —•sviio put 'er in? Warner hath 12 horned oxen, and perhaps IS STlfiL- AT THE OLD PLACI At Y s, and i here has been a roystering. rol will have more. And when all the wagons Iu the Market. HARD TIMES^ flARb TIIVIES, ILAKTIC|A VENUE. licking printer rallying round town so like are laden, and the Johns see their train SALMON, &e. CONSTANTLY ON a r-uik. rush, reprobate rebelling against readability, start from Bismarck, with Black Hills on that reason regards it plain HAND. OYSTERS SEIJYED their banners, let them consider that thT Opposite Ele"vatoii that his stomach h: s been -o crammed wi $K0'DJ& are many men ck home liere who wish Blue Giasses and their contents thai he has them a world of god luck, and will be AND Ct)KTINUES TO, TUHK OUT been Blue as Blue Monday from one end to glad to hear from them often. We almost EVEUY THING IN HIS JJNE Give us a call. t'other, cap a pie—from top tp toe, ave. 9* wisli we were sroinsi too. We could drive s/Jl rj K ffi $ I OX SHORT NOTICE m'lord, from head to foot But, thanks i4H«rt|\irur^, Respectfully Your$, an ox-team with reliuement. Hear us sliout to Decency, he has reformed now. and will at 'earn advance, Buck likewise Bright! AND IN A I I). W. WHITE. perhaps soon have his hair mowed. H* J" 3B "W ELEE, WORKMANLIKE MANNER. Morris, Minn Nov., 1876. will not allow us to print his name, or inli YOW-OOO-OO-OOH Yow Yow YAH BENSOX, M1XN. LSOLUOiW yelled Bevans, t'other day, when he mash mate whether it is Hiuiorharney—but 'tis PHAETONS Wioehes in Coiu Sih er Cases, frott) ten not Harney one of his digits twenty times too flat for Headquarters Saloon. udlfars uiirward. Americaa Watches of all KNOW ALL MFA' (LNSFCRDLNTI LVDLI ^F TH\T BEVANS, *oi {//'#/RTF-Guardian. tiugcrly comfort, while essayir.g to lubri Grades.- eate the Gordon press through the blow PINHCAMORS PETER.—Meater the Peter WATCHES FOR GENTS, pipe. And then, instead of turning the versus Law's Limb.—The way of it.aceord WATCHES FOR LADIES, squeeze off, he whirled the wheel the wrong WATCHES FOR BOY#. ing to the Teutonic version of Party of the 'm't 1&9 way, and pinched it tighter. And then he 3MCCIES, pounding part, was thus Tinte for all. and now is the time. remarked, as with tom-cutical lungs yaaaa-aaaah ':H PROPRIETOR, Now if you shall put 'im damgood on a oooooh I' We turned see dot noospnpe, den I shall now treat mlt a AL€I4*^ AVEME, MOK1VS MI.NST. whether a tom-cat, or whether Bevans LIGHT just opened & toi'HTi Hardwai-e cigar but if you shall put 'im dot fights was rejoicing at having struck a new •CLOCKS. We eall attention to one of the Best Assorted this i^w i Wagons, da 111 bad on it your noospape, den I shall JEWELS*" law suit. And there was an attorney, flat stoek of StKM'e in Morris. gift'you one whaling on you nose." SOL ft) fainted on the deck, with blood oozing We quaked with terror and in tremUiag "SILVER from the rrtiet of his scratch-nail. We tunes told Peter PLATFORM SPRING WAGONS NEW STORE, brought him to by dashing a thing full of SILVER PLATED WARE "Ooh !-uhh a good one, good I'm*? inky water iu his face then took Jiim to Veil den, he did call me I vas a H»i— CUTTERS and SLEIGHS the tin-shop and got his linger rounaed into Of tiio Best M^nufacUtre^, and at Prices ven I not lie and den he shall two more proper form, and called Doc. Hoklen to that cannot by beat, ''all and see us. time call ir.e I rasa liar. I not-eon Id stand AND wapse up the flattened blow pipe iu a rag i). C. 'ViJ&iiE 4 dot so .-uike him like lie :4iall know belter and bathe it with arnica. Then we poured A LARGE AND WELL SELECTED Beiison, Mil^. and holler dake im off!' You not do CK -A-S A a flood of sympathy into Bevans' lacerated 1 fir V- i so ven he call you dot?" STOCK OF WAGON AND SLEIGH feelings by telling him the story of the imitative Hardware, We gave it up,—but were bulldozed into monkey that cut his throat trying 1 MATERIALS, ALWAYS ON HO! FOS MORRIS. admitting that Peter thought he was right, to shave, like iolks and singing to hiqii^e WEsvi' Oi-' {ST. PAl'L. .s :i 11 AND. when Peter toddled in and whether Todd 1 Farming Tools, bymu composed on tlmt occasion TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN We have not been to the Centennial, jM't 'red out or toddled out, is none of our rse Thotttrii urn- them welt, yet fool* the muHin thai we were busy filling s business. This report may sot Mh .utfl ni:v«*r middle with edge-tool*! Ktoves,'" 'HV fty Old Persimmons. the numerous orders of «N|r ¥«ir attention is liere by culled, for if you ,! f-' ltia a moral impossibility to please aotnfe friends. H' Slk'tt- US, want anything intthe line of shelf ttiad!!i'liiildiiig folks, for they are going to find fault EHKAIA ii LAW*,—Tie Secvtarv TUK Harness, Saddles,IBU8IKESS FIRST, how they are not expected to do otherwise. of State desires the tollowirg expansion 'i .and It would be uo more unuatural for a pareut Tinware. w t:' »»*de in connection with the publication he smJ to forget a chiid, thaii for ome of these i iiiiiK^, ances, I. ihOurMoito. of the Laws of lnrr. Which we is u» O W O K & "harpies" to neglect an opportunity to pick jhreuith in supplement form. J'oeket Culterjl Robes, Blai ikets, I We ritso have a Splendid New Lot W a fiaw.^They have i o greater am) ition in The letters and words and sections enclo. I'Ciigars, A T^PECIALT*. !lH R\r/'.'l u TI rl Comprising of he leading Bratnht fact they doiA know, neither have they the iu br-tckct in the General Laws, V^Ull HIKl Ut tjie Marktt remote, inclination to know, a single oue s re notin the bills approved by ih- Govern 1 7 s ji. A thousand axnt ^ne fV too iuluH-rous of tl»e why's- a when fores" of this life. Bins]ies, or and file 1 with the Secreivry of State! Repairing Promptly it -.f, No, the only thing they can do is —harp— 'I y are found in the engrossed bills but Vfrfj.J- *.^iilfiMl1'«#ve time and tnoticr bydtiA* I COAL A nanu I an like 1. Dgkm£LY, they lack jud^en*. a lis before purchasing elsewhere. wtrc omitted or incorrectly c,»pied in eo- .. Donei 'll.nent. -'r.'i JJVEKY DEPARTMliST SPECIALTY SEMPER PARATUS, i w TKA« ITKHH' EXAMINATION. —The anhftflff xauiiniition of the teachers in Stevens To do jour Repairing with U» v|' IUSMK CALL AMI) SEE FOR WyHSKLVM BHU! ¥CM«UniB US ^r". %[J- of UeiiMon. wh» trices which cannot fail to & County, will I e held at the School House has visited Morns once a wetk, for uearlv Beat Material. WHERE in Morris, on lite tfislof March, 1877, cf»n.inencing o O O I S three years, will hold offier hour- in the Stooding Invitatit« to at 10 a. in. ignore of li. B. Wolff, over the .tore lieneoiber «uick MKICH and *raall pr«f1(iii« «ur n«M». Come in ami have a chat •:a All applicants iur uenificauw arc re{iHvted Yours Truly, And ten miles tier hour, for Cash. iJfcsda*, u Hi. v. M. AH hitlers fnr i I to IM- in »itf"jict.iintje at tlie exutuiuattou. JA3IKS NOTA1AN & Coi ours truly, -fc, 1 ... ViAiRt^ ,-s v i r, B. CH1l»»iTfm, H. P. f*THoFlET4I, AtUuiiie.Vrtrrac, Mortis. Minn JOHN CRANTWRUL^ ..f Srveu«^v -li Mtott., »?i«pt. I«. IH «. ''Mir i.i *y •». 'fS 4t (Mtt 1 iii i mf 'imv®" i 3 & vat i ,i r{ 4 14 (i«t hU St -"Shi. 5S*I-F^6RS4 'T- -, 4' V 'Stem-* iff &&& jtlA •*v 'V«v 1 *1 i .. -"4 /n ^^0 S -ii: t: i