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Stevens County reporter (Morris, Minn.) 1876-1877

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more college graduates to Congress health and good nature fifty perhaps, what do you mean I What would folks of the genuine "Matchless" brand, and it isfe CM- p01li Hiiai'nAtuTMKA/tfAvrl THE LITTLE BOY I DREAMKD AKOl'T. Send stamp for Faine's Sunday Pre*s, Jersey City, J?. considered the choice morsel of th« day. -Ev-I -I «UL ISUMIIOSS 1111 CCTOL Y| than the North, proportionally. Alabama, say?" though he didn't look it, and as rotund 8 IT.-i.v to Acta. Sample free. II. Albert. Boston. BY. MRS. S. M. B. riATT. v plug has the words "Matchless P. *T. Co." PORTRAITS, Cousin Mark—"We don't care for for instance, sends five gradites and fresh in his way as the little This is the only world I know pr FOR SALE etc., drawn by machinery. Apf»*rttnf by Mall intcd thereon. Three seat close awLopen I 6ii«ith#giajjU folks, Miss Kent. If you'll go, we will out of eight members Georgia, Lite. Aftnta w*uied. life Co., It is ill thin same world, 110 doubt. dress-maker was in hers. As I looked :li nages, two neat Rocka Butter and cheese are almost indis-1 W.IJX. Top Utiggfcs audi Ah me! but I could love liim both her Senators, and seven Members A DAV to Ajzentft. at him, I defied anybody to see one have a house as pleasant as money can Sample free. 83-^iace SO, Oj i-n Buttles, Port andI pensable articles ot food. Properly used, they "Cajalogue. L. FLETCIIEK, II Dey St., N It I could only lind him out. make it. You shall have birds, and out of nine Kentucky, five graduates ami Swell HoxCuiters.Twol and not be immediately reminded of are nutritious and healthy but an inordinate The Little Boy 1 dreamed about! at and .. rut juure islelglui wil be sold cheap| ISUJC a day at home. Amenta wanted. Outfit i flowers, and horses, and all the scientiflc ennessee. five and Arkansas, three. the other .True, he had more of the use ot either causes indigestion and dyspepsia. !"t Hall iV McKtnney'x. .No. 56 Wabashaw St., opposite 1 terms free. TRITE &Co„ Augusta, Maine. monthlies you want— deuced if you New York, with 22 members, sends UHloBi House, St. i'aul, Minn. polish which comes from travel and This Little Boy who never takes Parson(s Purgative Pills, judiciously used, will I RFVH! VFRS7 shot$3,70styles. 111. Catl»e. The prettiest orange he can see, Mstiufac adaptation of different classes and shan't—and you shant never sew a only seven college graduates Pennsylinia emovc both ol these troubles. STEES BROS. I ve Ueea "Ls wLl EH Western tics \Vgp.kh, Chicago, III The reddest apple, all the cukes stitch for anybody but me. Will you the same, out of 20 members individuals, but he was not a whit more Feathers: Wholesale Agents f»r Metallic Burial CasoM (Where there are twice enough for thee)— jJjQA a Day. Something new Have you aguo in the face and is it Caskets, Wood Coffins, Undertakers Trlmlnga 4c., 6t I HOW TO MAKE IT. tnd Massachusetts five out of 11. Illinois intelligent by nature than the bright be my wife ©Wvr St.UmiB.lfo Where eau the darling ever be? Paul, Minnesota. and salable. COE, YONGE CO.. badly swollen Have you severe pain in the, TUnff sends 11 graduates out of 10, and little woman whom Jennie had determined Just then Jennie and I stepped up IACE a Week to Agents. SampletT THHf 'jack, chest or side Have you cramps or pains I w ft T?g-TA'D T?7\l $55 t0 $77 lie does not taste and storm and pout another peg, and there was that little Ohio eight out of 20. In the Senate, P. O. lCkEIJY, Augusta, Maine, he should marry. in the stomach or bowels Have you bilious XJ.VIU'JL/ To climb the roof in rain and sun, old maid, who wouldn't marry the best Conkling, Edmunds, and Ilamlin are "I was surprised that you should colic or severe griping pains II so, use Johnson's VEKY desirable NEW ARTICLES for Agent! \T.\ .-WL'M .V LUNG I K A-NNCII L.Y Aed pull the pigeon's leathers out 1! I-:. ill. .m-H, 1'M-iriai. fiul' .irl Mfr'd by G. J. Capewell & Co., Cheshire, Coon. man that ever lived hugged close to not graduates Morton is of Miami Anodyne Liniment internally. think necessary to caution me about To see how it will look with none, hospital fourteen years and thirty years' practice. Bend I Blaine of Washington college, Pennsyl that, Cousin Mark," cooed the plotter, the man's breast who wouldn't marry Chromos PRKE! tl.ree cent stamp for circular, a-J ilrees or call on 8.1 R-IT?"\RRPG I-'OUIT »10,0U Or tight the hornets one by one. ilAXXjll li9 J. Co., Phil a., P». If a clergyman is in doubt whfct to BLACKFORD, Agent, Kofcert St., St. Paul, illnn. M. MUNYOX 88 the best woman that ever lived, not ania and Booth of Asbury. In tiie as she stood by his side looking out of preach about,he should preach about) ile does not hide, and cut his hair, House, Alexander II. Stephens is of the the window. '"The idea of my being even to save her life. We came away \f\ per day at home. Samples worth $1 Commercial Hotel. And wind the watches wrong, and try ten minutes. Tf vU 'p rh-ce. & Co., Portland. Maine University of Georgia, Ben Hill, of the STINKIN sorii iculous!" and intliesame breath, then, but it's my opinion that they M. T. t. I'LOH KIt, PHOP'K. To throw the kitten down the stair with a wink at me. ''Come, let us go remained in just that position till we University of Athens Morrison, of A ii Pnv. Employment for a!!. Chroirio & Nove.lty You can save ten percent, by buying To see howotten it can die. Soa. #8 and 97, Seventh st., between Iiobert and Jack Catalogue free. Feiton tCo.,l 9 Xassaust.N.T son, (Barney's Block,) St. Paul, Minnesota. McKendree college the late Speaker (It's strange that you can wonder why.) to my sitting-room. We are at rang the bell half an hour after, your clothing of the Boston One Price Clothing wQrk a week salary guaranteed to male & female. Sen. Great reduction in price. Transient board J1.50 perl Kerr, of Louisville university Cox, of Store, Minneapolis. there, but it won't make any difference 'IIow did you know?" I asked Jennie. 20 stamp for circulars, E. M. Bodlne, Indtui.ap'8, lad day. Day board 14.Ui per week. This house is new, well I He never wakes too late to know Brown Garfield, of Williams and and neatly furnished, and table first-class. to you, will it!" I OA I on versa tii in Cards, 10 ct*. postpaid ifliAKK A bird is singing near his bed See advertisement of the Texas Land I Of course Cousin Mark answered "My dear," she answered, "my whole Lamar, of Emery: Kelley, Knott, and O" S, TUCKEit, Dcdham, Mass. Clarendon Hotel. lie tells the tired moon. "You may go and Colonization Co. for an agent in this city. reliance was upon human nature, and the newly-elected Watterson, are not 3PIeh "No," promptly, and as innocent as a To sleep yourself." lie never saidi, Photos rent to any address on receiptor MB, They are reliable. COK WABASHAW AND SIXTH STREETS. ST. PAT'I., JDLNH. graduates Judge Abbott, AY. W. Warren, T. B, HCKLY, Benton Harbor, Mich. When toid to do a thing, "Tell I'rM." dove of the trap being laid for him. let me tell you, goosie, whatever else Fan for the winter reduced to per day. This is my cousin—Mr. Lansing, may fail, that never does." and George F. Hoar are of Harvard. (i ESTS-l'or-lOO Paprritand SagaziM BriLPixn— Brick, halls and rooms large,light and M| it I said"Go," he would not stay A TEEEI^LE COUGH! WANTED. C. W. Burnett. Gen Ag't.Quiin-y.MlCh good as the best. Miss Kent," and Mr. Lansing bowed "Why, Miss Kent, what makes your Another striking feature of To lose his hat or break a toy, KI.'KNITIRK—Elegant and entirely new. Congress, from this point, is the fact cprpipi/i Best in tio World. Tr* .*»^»5«a* politely, and Miss Kent arose, dropped face so red?" inquired Jennie, upon How often we hear the above remark TABLE—Supplied with the best the uiarTret affordp. Then hurry like the wind away, ASTHMAOiBvmv, CO, ws. Wist,PUI*.,?*. 7. POPUAM LOCATION*—Central one Mjiiare from I'o«t Ottire and that it is the greatly despised small during these extreme changes ot And whistle like the wind lor joy, her scissors, blushed and sat down entering "and, Cousin Mark, how lilted States Courts: two squares from Opera iioii.se weather. Colds, Coughs and Sore 1 hroats wanted, on salary or commission. commission. New butdj.Y To please himseli—this Little bov. olleges which are legislating for the three squares from Capital. ugain. Cousin Mark picked up the strangely you look your hair is all Address J. B. MAS & Co., St. Louis, Mo. were never more prevalent among children It. BAKKR, Proprietor. mussed up." country. The Southern men patronize refractory implements, and then Mrs. Let an_v stranger come who can, than now. Now we are going to urge you to Mropolitan Hotel, eOfffAara°nth. Outfit wortli $1 freetoAgts '•And I hope to have it mussed often," their State Universities, but the Western Jennie proceeded, with rare caution He wil not say—it it is true— try a remedy which lias excited comments QiwUv i'.xcelaiar Ml'#.Co.,151 Mich.av„ Chicago.Ui men are from rather obscure institutions. "Old Lady" (or""Old Gentleman"), and tact, to her labor of love. Cousin said Cousin Mark boldly. "Miss by physicians all over the coun:ry, who acknowledge The only sure remedy. Trial package their surprise at the wonderlul "1 wish"you would go home, I do Mark, at her request, read aloud an Kent and I are to be marrid next The great New England institutions, ASTHMA. free. L. SMITHMGHT, Cleveland^. and happy results from its use. That remedy I think my mamma wants you to week." except Yale, make no show article from The Popular Science is the well-known preparation, HALE'S Cor. 3d and Washington Stu., I C:1 "i Agents mammoth catalogue free. f. Jennie laughed till her facewas purple, at all the University of Vermont is Monthly, drawing Miss Kent into the ipAjJ NASO.N* & Co.. Ill Nassau St., N Y No, Fairy-land is lar and dim COUGH CORDIAL. \our own druggist will Saint Paul Minnesota,! w a J) almost as well represented its the Uniersity He does not play in silver sand. discussion as deftly as was ever fly and when I went up stairs Miss tell you that it is the best cough medicine VTF Men to sell to Merchants. $90 But it I could believe in him, they ever sold and will warrant a cure or a mouth and traveling expenM* drawn into the w eb of the spider. Kent was pounding her back.—Harp, of Harvard. Yale, however, GEO. CULVER, MANAGER. 1 Gem. Mfg. Go., St. Loui, Mo. I could believe in Fairy-land, return your money to you in case of a failure Who was that lady, Jennie T* Cousin er's Bazar. which had four or five men at Philadelphia Because—do you not understand 1 alter using one-hall tlie bottle. It is very A. Muntll.—Agents wanted. 38 bef tael Complete in all its appointments, First-class In every I in 1776, has we think, more Mark inquired in the evening. $350 ii:g articles in the wurid. tine sample free department. Pare fcl.Ou per day* pleasant to the taste, making it a very desirable Add's .IA V KROWMOX, Detrolt.Mleh than at Washington, to-day. Perhaps "Do you mean Miss Kent said Jennie, Eccentricities oi Genius. Dead Dead? Somehow I do not know. remedy lor children. the "small colleges" in the West are looking up from the paper. "Oh, ani'jiit!!. tioiei and traveling expenses al The sweetest children die. We may A Cork manager tells how he engaged for Kalrmui'ii. No Peddling. Address Miss some poor loot-print from the »now not entitled to much credit for their she is a lady 1 have known for a long CATARRH Moxiron Co., Cincinnati, Ohio. MAMT,G Geo. Francis Train to spout in his That was his very own to-day large representation in Congress, to time. She is making some dresses for "God's will" is what the Christians say. iVATCIlK)*. A Great sensation, hample theatre. After the engagement had ay but there is this to be said, that me now. Why $3 V' "•v'ati'h aid Outfit free to Agents. Better than been duly heralded, the opening night old. Address A. COULTEK & CO., Chicago. She seemed uncommonly well posted ith most of these men it was a question Like you, or you, or you can be, came. Says the manager of small college or no college at When you are good, he looks, no doubt. for a woman." Sneezing Catarrh, Chronic Ca­ The night came The streets were I'd give—the goldenest star I see all. In the discussion of this subject Under other circumstances Mrs. Carlisle Larue lu Ageuu. J. 11. BL't'FOItD'g SONS. CUSTOM blocked with people. The house was In all the dark, to lind him out, tarrh, Ulcerative Catarrh, there has been a gross ignoring of the would have resented this, but piIK KOItiiERS.—Photographs of the six Cap•d The Little Rov I dreamed about. full to overflowing, and I was informed only queried, "Do you think so and great element of locality. A small Northiield llobbers, mounted on one card nermanently cured by FOR tl»:TRAK by the call boy that, although it i.i:Address C. W. Stilt, &t. Paul, Minn. college, planted in a new cotuitry, educates that ended it. We are closing was ten minutes to eight, and the music Slide by one Agent In i7 days. 13 new tolerably a large class of youths SAM FORD'S ATOM-MAKING. Two or three invitations to the sew out regardless $384 i: tieles. Samples free. Address, had been "rung in," Mr. Train had ing-room were quite sufficient to make I10 never would have gone a few ol C. 31. LIXISSTOS. C!i!,-a*0. not put in an appearance. Cost for CasLj our Druggists Sundries, "I wouldn't marry the best man that I Cousin Mark perfectly at home there hundred miles to be educated better. AkGEMSwantedAvidre-s RADICAL Here was a dilemma I knew the Twines, Wrapping Paper, Books, and a large for "RELATION' of iLe gf VgQ" ever lived I ami after a week lie became as famil- We recently heard of a prominent New book with plain statement of f&CU C3R EB assortment of Stationery and Fancy Goods. old man too well to hope, I hastened Sei)s b? wi-ie-awake Vi^oman* a: slgL with And she meant it, what answers the! iar this: clergyman who excused himself for This is a chance for bargains sure ouoit, Ly mail, $2. A.(i. JiETTLKTON & 09.CfclcAfO,IL- as CURE. to a hotel, and found him seated, slippers same purpose, she thought she meant If you are not too busy, I should not sending his boy to denomina­ D. D. MERRILL & H. E. WE DELSTAEDT, «r n lii3 under 43 years ot age and gown on, reading a paper. Lhn it. After all, how few of us ever really A [I! E OIlS tional college, on the ground that there Surviving pa rtnersot D.D. Merrill, Allen & Co. I (fj U like to read yon this article and this GASJOSD'H ILlSiaU. CP** »CTJ CATi. "1 !. S^fO, &end staa:p"i'or eoi'rtden* Mr. Train," I cried, "do you know know what we do mean as a college of an antagonistic denomination uar, oi* great value. is what Miss Kent would say certain, anil purmanent cure for Catarrh of every form, For Public and School FAiiK. Hubbard* Block. Indianapolis, lad. what time it is The theatre is jammed aud is tt.e most perfect remedy ever devised. It is "I engaged myself once, when a girl, Oh, I am never too busy to be read nearer, and the boy's mother Hircly a vegetable distillation, and is applied locally Libraries, for Family. -n1. with people, and the music is already"— n and the simpleton thought he owned :y insufflation, and constitutionally by ii.ternal administration. to. Sit down by the window in this wanted him home Saturday nights." cr thel? eon® vrauttd iMa fall ftod KlASfkSsI FARMERS Locally applied relief is instantaneous. winter, 1 or 2 i each Co.) to tcil me. I soon took that conceit out of The denouncers of the small colleges comfortable chair,-and let's hear it." It soothes, heals, anil cleanses the nasal passages oi a tew stapis^ articles ot real merit Never get excited," interrupted he every feeling of heaviness, obstruction, dulness. or srri cor.nfic*. Easiness pleasant, pro- Iiim.and sent him about his business." of Fancy Goods for sale scattered over the West forget the After a couple of weeks, when the ue. J. Vu2iii. St, dizziness. Constitutionally administered it renovates "take things quietly. I have decided i). D. MERRILL & CO., 35 The voice was now a trifle sharp. the blood, purities it of the acid poison with which it gentleman came in, hoarse with a sudden mothers' apron-strings. Besides, the ia alwav3 charfrcd in Catarrh, stimulates the stomach, ii-wt Third street, ot. Panl, Minn. Orders by|(V}n ay pur** ui.w* not to speak to-night." What wonder, with so galling a memory cold, Miss Kent bustled about, her small institutions have decided advantages liver and kidneys, perfects digestion, makes new iyon«. Pvture mail carefully attended to. Send for Circa-1 u U 'd&Zt The coolness of the reply angered •«, worth «»»nt blooil, and pcrm'its the formation of sound, healthy for K5o. li ««tr in the amount of instruction bestowed voice full of sympathy, and brewed lars, &c. 11:~ J. H. BUFKORD' S tissue, anil linaily obtains complete control over tho 2 fret*. SONS, BOSTON', MASS. me, and I said: "No man shall ever tyranize over on each individual. disease. Tho remarkable curative powers, when all him a dose which he dclared he'should We will si art you in a bmnews without'capital.caayoa other remedies utterly fail, of "You sliall go to the theatre if I carry KANFOED'S RADICAL TEAS AND COFFEES. me—never What the mischief do NO 50 never forget to his dying day but one make dollars a week CUEE, are attested by thousand? who gratefully recommend you there." I then rushed around I HTA'KTT,"V aiiii respectable lor either sex. it to fellow-sufferers. No statement is mada yoa suppose is the matter with this dose cured him. After this, Miss Kent Making the Most of It. Great saving to the tea and coffee consumers buy-1MUJNill CO.. 2G1 Bowery, regarding it that car.not be substantiated by the most AGENTS SUPPLY VI the corner to the theatre, and ordered sewing machine rcspectabh and reliable references. It is a great and ing froii the was a really wonderful woman. Invested in Wall street good medicine, and worthy all confidence. Each the brass band from the balcony to the How the fortunes of people are ex ••Annoyed at your logic, most likly," GREAT ATLANTIC & PACIFIC $10 tO $1000 Ay, Jennie was an arch plotter. She ackafre contains a Treatise oil Catarrh and Dr. Sanord's every -tccks makes fortunes hotel at once. aggerated in this country! Rumor, Improved Inhaling Tube, and full directions for said my friend.a bright eyed young ma let them skirmish about, but not once lonth. ISooic den: free explaining everything. TEA COMPANY, its use in all cases. There's one condition," said Train, backed by newspaper paragraphs I'.AXTFH i'i'i banker*. 17 Wall st„ X. T. tron, as she threaded her needle, did she give them a chance to be alone IJADTCAT, Crr." is sold by all wholesale SJNFORD'S 3« l-» EAST THIRD ST., ST. PAXL. and retail druggists throughout the United States. meeting me at the door of his room, sweils them out of all proportion to "My husband is not a tyrant, Miss By an arrangement with Only leading Tea House In Minnesota. Special attention together—her plans were not to be de Price $1. Depot, WEEKS & POTTER, Boston. given to orders. ir. (Pubiisherwe will semi everyreau::acka20 on which I will accompany you." the facts. If a man is worth 8100,000 Kent." stroyed by premature confidences—until of Transfer PScturt 9 free. There no condition, sir," I angrily he is soon set down as having $400,000 Bend Sc. stamp for postas-e. They aro highlv colored, beaut'. "I am glad you are satisfied," was the very evening preceeding Cousin VRMIY P.R.L.HARDEN8ERGH. I fuL and easily transferrer! to any object. Aients wanted. replied. "I have ordered the band 152 3r 9500,000 at least. If a young woman the laconic answer. J. L. PATTEN i CO., William ft., New York. 1 Mark's departure for California. Then Leather Findings, here, and you must follow them, or inherit a small property, she is It was quite evident by the expres |rp1.1 A —^The choicest in The world—Importer* Miss Kent was very demurely asked prove your superiority in strength over soon magnified into an heiress. If a JLXLA.S3# price?—Largest company in America— blon of the dress-maker's face, that she to remain and keep an eye on Master CHEERFULLY RECOMMENDS COLLINS I staple article—piea«ea everyuodyI -Trade continually lninaace- mine." merchant or professional man accumulate had formed her own opinion about my creasing—ARents wanted everywhere—beet Carlisle, whom the fond mother did I inent.i—don't waste time—send for Circular to Apparently in a delightful mood at a round million or two, there is no friend's husband, and was quite competent not like to leave quite alone with his •r 'svELTe. 43 r7 st.. N. V. P. O. Box INT. the joke, he followed me to the theatre limit to his wealth according to public 78 East Third Streat. St. Paul, Minn to form and an express opinion VOLTAiC PU8TERS, PATENTS nurse. FROCURED. entrance, followed by the band playing umor and if he should get five millions, nil any subject. We are compelled to be gone a TOTAL COST The Rogue's March." At eight imagination riots in his golden Miss Kent was a little woman, as fair Including Gov' fee. couple of hours but cousin Mark will MYERS & FINCH. Send for Pimplilet to o'clock precisely, he walked upon the and measureless superabundance. Not as a girl and as plump as a robin. She C. read to you, won't you Cousin KNIGHT & KNIOHT, Washington, D. stage, leisurely removed a handsome one of our rich citizens but has his JEWELERS. AGENTS wasn't- ashamed to own that she was 'Certainly, if Miss Kent would like rpHEY contain the grand curative element, ELEC- I light overcoat and a pair of gorgeous riches greatly enlarged by report and So. 1 WESI „a rtT.. ST. PAIL, 3IISS., Investigate tne merits of The II forty years old and an old maid. She it,'' replied the gentleman. TRICITT, combined with the finest compound of crated Weekly before detenniniLg Dealers in Stone Cameo. Coral anil fine Gold setts,. kids, and amid thunders of applause printed statement. Wm. B. Astorwas i: id earned her own living mest of her upon your work this fail The infant Carlisle, thinks to good medicinal gums ever united together. It therefore Gold Chain?, Gold Spectacles, lironzen. Ladies and Gents aud winter. The combination for bowed 'o the immense assembly before eported to lie worth a hundred mil Gold "Watches. A large line of Caiaeo and Seal Rings, iife and was proud of it. Laziness seems impossible for them to fail in affording prompt management, was never awake in the ias.-es anything heretofore attempted Sterling Silver and Plated Ware. Jttaiionic and KmItleiu him. lions so was Alexander T. Stewart was one sin Miss Kent could not forgive. relief for all pains and aches. Terms pent free." Address 4oo«ls. evening, so the victim of this matrimonial DEI.:( ATE A.YD DIFFICULT OBDEB HiK A SPECIALTY. CHAS CLT'CAS & CO., 14 Warren St.. New York. n "Two years ago," said he, beginning is Cornelius Vanderbiit. Nobody She was a good nurse, a faithful speculation would have plenty FURS! FIIRS. FURS! THE BEST PLASTER." E e i i y i s i i o in that oratorical manner as few, havonce knows, nobody ever will know, what friend and a j»lly companion but of time. The back parlor was the .olis Kelt, est in the world heard, can never forget, their estates are worth. But it is altogether stroke her the wrong way, and you'd .54v -Juris Disease when all other room most in use during the evening Messrs. Weeks Potter, Gentlevien, Please send remedies fall. TestimoclaU when I came here you desired to probable that none of these estates wish you hadn't, in much shorter time six CorxiNs' VOLTAICPLASTEKS. Send by return MC and out of this room was a large closet •&. mil circulars sent free on apilii-ation, mail. think they ere the best Tlaster ever nsed. I I crown me king of Ireland, but you to P. .5. WHITE, -than it takes me to write it. Iler will reach half the sum. With with a large blind ventilator, and out Please linil money inclosed. .A**"® 27 Bond Street, c-w Voris. HASKELL LEWIS. made another stupid blunder! You all the skill that shrewd mercenary views on all subjects were strikingly of this closet a door leading to the MILFOED,DEL., July 11,18TG. ABGOKfor the MILLION." placed a twenty-two inch crown upon men have in calculating values to a original, and not to be combated. LADIES' AND CHILDREN'S FURS. back stoop and garden. Imagine my All EXCELLENT PLASTER." me, when you knew my head measured MEDICAL ADVICE "What are you going to do when you nicety, it is very rare that they can BUFFALO AKD COOX P.OBES AXD COATS. surprise when I was iuformed that Mr ami (flhronir nlca^s. Canccr, twenty-four. get any correct opinion of their pro are old persisted the mistress of the Carlisle, was going to the lodge, and \itun h. Kupnirc*. Opiuiu Habit, S.C., SENT FREE oo recall HATS, CAPS, AXD GENT'S FI'KNISHIXO GOODS. 2fesf r?. Weels ct- Potter, Gentlemen, Please send I 3l5Unip. AUlrCiiS, His discourse was one of his noted perty when it rises into millions. Persons establishment. me another find them COLLINS' VOLTAIC PLASTEU. I that we, after profuse warnings about i)r Butts No 12 N Suist. St.Louii, Mo BUFFALO KOBES, $4.00 to $15.00. to be an excellent Piaster, tlie best that I have ever melanges, jumping, as the Cork Herald "What other folks do, I suppose that have nothing themselves, the baby, and promises not to be gone used. 1 am sorry that the druggists here do not keep REWARD for Vame. LADIES' FUGS, $3.50 to 165.00 A SET. MIX termed it, "from Halifax to Jer oi them. F. M. SXIDEK. "But you can't work forever." which is the inevitable condition or FITLER, tK'inzsworn.suys: Igrad* long, were t« proceed to this closet DR. J. P. 1 July, 1876. BKOADTVAT,O., 11333. appointed Frofi-stor'i chair 1^0: har« J«rot»d 40 jwut, GENTS' SEAL CAPS, |6,50 to *15.W A PIECE. lem, and returning by the way the majority, take pleasure in believing "Can't say that I want to." to Ktiru r.4tiftB. C-out, kidnrr and liver dl•••••• overlooking the back parlor, via back SOLD BY ALL UP.rGGISTS. guaraate* DR. PITL£K*S KJlfcUMATIO REMEDY, CoriiaL Hongkong." His voice was in perfec that the few are vastly richer than GOODS SENT C. O, D, "Now, Miss Kent, a husband with Lsrer Pills. pennactn* »BT«. or will refund moocv. PampbieU, gate and garden. In vain, I protested. Price, cents. Sent by mail, carefully wrapped, on cnocfl &sd M*dic*l Auric* tent by 04.1, Audrtn D&. 23 tune, and his wonderful gestures were means, a kind, intelligent man—' they are and thus gratifying, abstractly, Bouth Fourth atr«*t, Philadtlpii^ M£DlCUiE3 AT £KL'GtiIi£8» "Why, you goose," laughed Jennie, receipt of cents for one, for six, or for I 25 $1.25 $2.25 46 CHARLES COLTER, hearers by storm, when twelve,by WEEKS & POTTEU, Proprietors, Boston, carrying his their envy of and malignity "I don't want. 1 don't want any there'll be fun enough to last a life Mass. K. S. M. FITCH'S AMIIA PHSICIAX. 74 Jarkfton Street a voice from the gallery sung out: man. I tell you Mi3S Carlisle, I would toward those whom fortune has blindly sample ("oi»y. Paper lO centa. time. John wanted to come awfully, Mt. Panl, SlBB.1 iioiiiiil in Ciclli. with 1 Mustl atioitn. 13!t How about that case ye have against not marry the best man that ever lived, favored, passing by others that are Minneapolis Business Directory. but I knew he'd make a noise and spoil )ase«. cems by mail, to AIIIIII-SN 714 the English government for damages, if he was as rich as Croesus, and much more deserving. iiruadway. Seiv V«rk. everything, so I wouldn't let him George would die if I didn't have him. Now The wily schemer had taken the precaution Sbers TIliC Music! Music! MITH & SCRIBNER 523 Washington Ave, S He rushed to the floats, and in if you have exhausted the marriage Norwich Bulletin: He was a right and Ketailers in Hardware, Cutlery, Tin and to lock the closet door from Pressed Ware, Paints & Oils. Coopers tools a specialty voice of thunder shouted: question I should like to try on your feeling man. and, speaking of the Either of the following Songs si-ut. poet-paid, for 3S tk Family]] Favorite the outside, so there was no fear of detection. C1 |Cents: "Longing fur de (.oiid lie Times, bv H. P. "Twenty-four hours after I'm President dress." Turks, he remarked that these blasted 1LAI1K IIOCSF. popular house in Minneapolis. On a high bench as still as Danke: "Rights of Ladies" (roinii-\ bv J. A. Van new and newly furnished ftret-claos in all res-1 J. H.<p></p>Kaestner, of the United States, I'll collect infidels had got Kuren: Sunlight Hid Behind a loud." fy W. J. There was something behind all this, to be cleared out of two mice, we awaited results. pects. Terms, J2 per "day, C. BRACKETT. Pro. Amies. Any mu*tc published in the or Europe L\ S. that hundred thousand pounds, or I'll I knew well. My friend's eyes danced Christian Europe. Then he sat dowi\ Has added to Its Triumph* at PARISJand VIENNA th» mailed on receipt of pr i-e. Catalogues on application: Cousin Mark (as if rousing from a GEO. IHILIXFXX. 87 Fourth Sr.. Brooklyn X. T. hang the British minister to a lamppost with fun and as Miss Kent fitted the in a lager-beer saloon, and complained protracted reverie)—%Would you like HIGHEST AWARD 640 Acres Choice Prairie Land, in front of the White House waist, she threw me a letter from the that the choir in the church near by to have me read Leaf tier k Filings The next minute I saw Mr. Train bureau. sang so loud that he could not concen Miss Kent—"Oh, I'm not particu All of MertioJi 3*2. rown 143. ll.mge 34, in walked off the stage by two policemen, ISteariiH County, Miimootii, lor rt.SO ptr "Read that," she said with a know trate his mind on his Sunday evening lar." I acre, all cash. 40 acree 3 nnlec each from St. I'aul and and only by the most strenuous ing look. "It may amuse you. game of auction pitch. Minneapolis, 12 from Lake Cou o Park, two front Cousin Mark—"IIere is an excellent 1 and AT 204 av. I Lake Johanna. 2 from Hamlin Vniversitv, with highlv effort did I get the house pacified and "The letter said Washington North. Minneapoll. article on elective affinities how I improved far ins and more than usually inteiMgent anil shall be delighted to the speaker released. "Pa," said a little fellow to his unshaven I moral popu'ation all arouuu it. frr ft'-/per acre, on easy "MY DEAR JENNIE I would you like that terms. i:l in less than fi years be worth 4 times that. spend a month with you and your husband. PHILADELPHIA. father,"y«ur cliinlooks like the Jennie's elbow in my side almost If. 8. FAIRCHII.»M, W Tkere must be, however, 011c stipulation about College Men in Congress. wheel in the music-box." Keal KRtnte Agent, ASTED Agents, both sexes', in ev'ry town and I took my breath away. my visit—you must promise to say no more Corner Third and Jackson Street, St. Prat. county. Business easy and resectable. Article about marriage. I shall never beloolishagain. Miss Kent—"Who is it by new, indispensable, and sells on sight. 910 per From the Tuf!s Collegian iFarmers save your Feed day guaranteed. Climax Mfg Co., Cincinnati,O. Its merits are—Ease, Rapidity, Lightness, DuraWHty, Twenty-five years ago to-day I wrecked my Jennie (clear to my ear)—"T'tat's to Amid the general gush of centennial EXTRAOKDINAllY TRU MP!! of SCI Range, surety. What more can be asked. wholelife. ence. This new principle, new way to gain time see if it isn't." $10. $25. $50. $100. $200.1 pride it is something of a surprise to AGENTS WANTED EMERY WHERE. 1 The Latest Invention in Feed Cnttero! "Better embark in a new ship,hadn't cure cough andconsumption, Dr. Cousin Mark—"It's by a prominent I tiurahle. cheap. li^V.tet running, Effective, «r.U The find that Harvard had more graduates he," put in Jennie, sotto voice & CO., I the fastest euttinji. and so simply and durably eonstruct- II. McLean's Cof5h and Lung Healing ALEXANDER FROTHINGII AM 121 French writer, I believe." in the Congress which issued the Dec that they cannot pet out of order. The" Boss WALL There's money In It. At our terms. Address, LED MAI So unsuitable was this marriage, so utterly STREET, NEW YoKK*Bankers andBrok-1 Globules. As rapidly as the globule for cmnstalks nothing like it: Agents wanted CHINK Miss Kent—"I don't think I care for laration of Independence than in the and entirely wretched have leen its consequence-, ers, invest in Stocks ot a legitimate character. I to whow exclusive territory will he given. For machines dissolves in the mouth, a healing gas a translation to-night." H'«(d Sewing Machine Co., lor agencies address P. B. LACY, Hudson. Wis. Machines that I am lorced to believe the marriage firThe numbers among its patrons thousands one of 1876, notwithstanding the lat alao for sale bv the following agents: J. D. PutI is formed and inhaled, which ctfres institution a mistake. So, for the last Cousin Mark—"Nor I nor reading who have become rich through Froth-1 ter body was six simes as numerous nam, Itiver Falls, Wisconsin L. Freeman, Hadson, St. Paul, Mian esota. ingham & Co.'8 fortunate investments. Stocks I time, let me assure you that I wouldn't marry throat and lung diseases. Trial boxes I Wisconsin J. Is' Ji luison. St. Croix Falls, Wisconsin of any kind. This is my last evening Nor can this be entirely explained by |C. Darling, Hudson, Wisconsin. purchased and carried long as desired onl E. the best woman that ever lived, it by so doing 25 cents, by mail. Dr. J. U. McLean in New York, Miss Kent." the competition of other institutions margin from three to fire per cent. F^TSKKP| I could save her life. Potter's American Monthly, 314 Chestnut street, St. Louis. Miss Kent—I hope you've enjoyed Your old cousin, For in 1776 all four of the Massachusetts FOB CLRCTTLAB. MABK LANSISO. your visit?" "Rich, isn't it?" said Jennie, and delegates were Harvard alumni 150,000 XLI.VSTRATET): Peet Family Magaztno In Enemy of Disease, DR. W IENER'S IIEALTSi CORSET. Foe o* Jennie (into my very head this time) A new, wonderful, and simple way The the then pointed to the chubby little fig in 1876 one of her senators is of Yale the Coumrv, at for 18". 5 copies one yenr f-jr *'3 10 copies for $"25: 00 copied "She's as shy as a three-year-old to stop consumption and cure colds, by Pain to Man and Beast, lire whose back appeared to be turned the other senator, and eix of her eleven tor $50. and a copy of With Skirt Supporter and POTTER'S BIBLE colt." Dr. J. H. McLean's Cough and Lung t.Kcvci.oPErlA, quarto. S.TXH) Iilustra- I nodded my head and laughed members are not graduates. She has Sclf-Adjustins Fads. tions. price $25, given to the person send Cousin Mark—"I didn't think I (i tki Grand Old Healing Globules, which dissolve creating "You'll see," continued the incorri now three Harvard men in Congress llie this club, torsaioi sniu at all news stands Secures an of HEALTH COMFOTIT 1877. MUSTANG Sjiccial terms to it 25 rents a number. should feel so sorry about leaving." a gas which is inhaled, coming in Body, with and of and they are the only Harvard men in GP.ACK BEAUTY gible. Agents. J. E. POTTXU & Co., Phiia., Pa Form. Three Garments in one. contact cures throat and lung diseases Jennie—"lie is a wmtik, you remember." "See what?" inquired Miss Kent, that body. In 1776,26 of the 56 mem Approved by all physicians. LINIMENT. Trial boxes, 25 cents, by mail. Dr. A E N S W A N quite unaware of our pantomime. bers were graduates of collegiate in K I Samples by mail, in Coutil, $2 II. McLean, 314 Chestnut street, St "That particles which are chemically A long pause. stitutions and universities. Two of Satteen, $1 75. To Agents at Louis. attracted will unite. Of course Miss Kent—"I tfitrik I hear the the delegates of South Carolina were '25 cents less. Order size two inches smaller than waist measure wn'liii-'d flrKt-clars Pianos and Or nu alkali and acid—don't you baby," alumni of the university of Cam WHICH HAS STOOK OF over the dress. T«£ TKST 4C I--1: 'z Trade, and will se'.l th*in at the COMPANION, of Boston TIIE YOUTH'S YEABS. THERE 1VO SOIilllTWIlit think this sleeve is a little too long, Cousin Mark—"Ob, no. You are bridge, and many of the non-graduate IS iVictory pi icee ever oil'ered. Terms Warner Bros. 763 Broadway,H.T SOT 1IEAI-. "V T-AKl-'r *T WIH jn«! i ash. rcv.'aiiuler o'arterly, or (10 is a thoroughly wide-awake paper, having LO fond of babies, aren't you, Miss Kent?" members were highly educated pri Miss Kent MOT (TKii.lSO ACH t-\ irASJf.TIiAl Cittstloinica vlth fi''.i e.vpianation sent $3.00 FOR among its contributors such writers as J. 1. AKKI,XOTN iiOOV. OH "No," answered Miss Kent, vately. THIS US A!* free. KKKD S TKJIPtE OF UlNIC, 33 Van "Not after the seam is off. But what THE OF Hi'UXE OTJIKT, Trowbridge, Edward Eggleston, Edward Everett HOMY A 4?H Buren Stro ot, Chicago, 111. "1. Cousin Mark—"I have been a very DOMESTIC- I»OKN XVOt were you saying about alkalies and The congressional directory affords ANIMAL Ti! AT ose !t in your letter. [St. P. "Cut this s out out ana enclo Hale, James T. Fields, J. G. Wliittier, C. A. VIKLI) TO ITS MAIC TOf €11. A bottl* acids, Mrs Carlisle The other day at lonely man, Miss Kent, but I never us the means of ascertaining the pres Stephens, Louisa M. Alcott, Rebecca Harding coating 25c., 5»c. or SI .OO. 1» a s oft is vsii The IteM Trniw with on Professor Boynton's I saw some wonderful realized how lonely the rest of my life ent proportion of graduates among the Davis, Julia Ward Howe. Mrs. A. H. Leonowens, the life ofihuman helms, end rcstcre to Metal Springs, evt-r invented. THE lif* ind uttfalatu man? viluable Uor»» Louise Chandler Moulton. No writers £. U humbup claim of a certain must be until I came to this house. experiments." members of Congress, by examining JfyP' 'V'1 ftnarantee 11 more attractive in the country, and no publication Jennie—"Oh, how lonely." "Did they succeed said Jennie, the brief biographies there set down 3 :s lomiortr.liie, Ki-r.re and for young people more enterprising and sHtis&ctorr appliance. We demurely Cousin Mark—"Now I must return We find that of the 74 senators 20 are will take back and pay useiu!. full price for all that do not suit. Price to rny business and my boarding-house alumni of colleges, and of the 298 rep 'Beautifully." J. & P. GOATS single "like cue. #4 for both sides. $0. Sent by mall. Pimples on the face, rough skiiu Think of that Miss Kent—boarding "So will mine. I never botched a resentatives and delegates 108 the po«tpa'id on nvt ipt of price. N. B.—This Truss will cure more ruptures tl.nu any of those for whlcb extravagant chapped hands, saltrheum, and all cutaneous job in my life." I house—boarding-house, for a man as two houses together giving a propor claims arc made Circulars free. affections cured, the skin made soft and fond of domestic life as I am Miss tion oi college-educated men amount POMEKOY & CO. 746 Broadway, New York. "I don't think I quite understand 3mooth, by the use of Juniper Tar Soap. AU the great weekly kly newspapers of the size MT0HAT10 you," said Miss Kent, perplexed. Kent." ing to 06 per cent. Dr. Lyon Playfair That made by Caswell, Hazard & Co., New NEW WILLCOX St GIBUS and character of THE CHICAGO LKOGEll Just then we very distinctly heard a "No I always grow scientific when recently stated the number of univer York, is the only kind that can be relied on, charge $3.00 per year, while TIIK LKDGEllI have been awarded aMedal and Diploma at thel there are many made from common talking about marriage, my dear." little kind of purr, which sounded very sity men in the House of Commons to as imitations, Centennial Exposition and commended costs but $1.00. which tar, are worthless. much like a note of intense sympathy be 225 meaning, we presume, only The the BEST Family Paper iu the Fnite4 "Bother was all the little woman LKDOERU by the Judges tor State's, iifoiv edited, handsomely printed contaliiiii*.! graduates of Oxford and Cambridge said, but the tone was much betterl from Miss Kent every week choice completed stories, an instAllment or I Xmas Times an Interesting ilium ated serial, and general reading fci natured than I expected. 1 Cousin Mark—"I have friends in This would be 34 per cent, of the whole Make it necessary that you should old and young, for the farnior. for the housewife.and to. I T4YR Spe 3nly machine The next week Cousin Mark arrived,! San Francisco, of course, but no fire House of Commons. In our examina ailclHRse^. Special care Is taken to make its tone un! I V'm JjIwJLV Latest know the best place to go for your presents. formlv chaste and moral. Send $1, and 15 cenU hi in the worltt and I liked him at once. Any unhap-| side like this nobody to take care of tion we have not reckoned those mem Invention, and postage, and your address to Merrill's, 35 East Third St, St. Paul, is the with -AND- producing bers who are said to have been "edu Antomatic py marrage would have been the lastl me if I am ill, nobody to feel very bad place for Books, Albums and fancy goods of most Tension ar.A The Wide Awake Magazinil all kinds at the lowest prices. See advertisement. thing thought of in connection withlif I die." cated at" such a college, as they may Marvelous Excellent Quality Stitch Ke salts. the gentleman. lie had accepted thel Jennie—"That '11 fetch her." not have graduated nor have we in Indicator. The Golden Time for Apantt! Li'- -v situation like a man, Jennie told me, I Miss Kent (voice a little quivering) eluded, generally, those who graduated v machine. Trad? Hark In bas« commissions paid. Bo s and girls A YOUTH'S PUBLICATION.—For half work fortiie wide Awake SILENT SEWING MACHINE. and for fifteen years carried a load of I—"I wish I lived in San Francisco, merely from a professional school. In -OP- a the YOUTH'S COMPANION, century of Boston, Doll's Fair, and subscribe -eagerly. misery that few could have endured.! You could always call 011 me if you a few cases, where the aggregate of Specimen numbers. 10 has been published. It was started in 1827, Postal Card for Price List, &c. Tflod. Illustrated cents. List of lioli's Fstr Death came to his relief at last, and| needed anything," collegiate and professional study seems and is to-day one of the brightest and most SPOOL COTTON.'I Willcox & Gibbs S. M. Co., prizes, posters, etc., free. I.lttle vigorous papers with which we are acquainted. (Jennie in convulsions.) equivalent to a collegiate course, we Kirls who will act as agents receive now the poor fellow honestly believed (Cor. Bond York. St.) C5S Broadway. New in addition a full set of Cousin Mark (abruptly)—"If you will have counted them. himself an alien from domestic hap-1 Doll Patterns, upon sending A few years since it was not considered go to California with me, Miss Kent, their P. O. Address. Oct. and There are some remarkable general piness. the "correct thing" to chew plug tobacco, Nov. WI«le Awakes contain rules iu to Advertiser* A, T. QTWhw wHtiny HORN, drector^eaeral. I'll wait another week." conclusions which we gather from this Singular as it may appear, Ceusinl fnllcuueernlngtte Hull's Fair. Write to but it is again into great favor, and coming J. R.HAWLKT, Plnaae *aj you i AWLKT, PresldMU. Miss Kent—^Whyy £1?*, Lansing, study. The South, we think, sends gentlemen can be now seen daily with a ping D. LOTHROP & CO., Boston, Mark was the embodiment of good In tbli paver jOJtX.A. Bot*ut«, Secretary pro