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“GOSSIP Woman ABOUT Decorator. PRETTY OF SCIENCE. House The Jokes The FIELD of Animals. Home Shakspeare Wood- GIRLS. LAFAGAN’S LOGIC. THE of as a If In discussing and appointed Shakspeare is the born Humor Animals, Mr. Wood’s theresort in woman robins were Langley the Professor According to decorator W. H. why should Beard light home> she declares all the and leading of the that mankind is of of How They Endeavor men to Make Tlicrn- LOVE. the of is inherent temperature moon be selves not it artistically alone More trained do and in possession the who visited Rome. He not of of Attractive. to enjoy it. a sense was never Love and I is cheap, melting ice. below that of Every professionally? girl knows ludicrous. truly well It is artistic dogs, and off did the value not Cats, monkeys and profess of beauty not’ to very godliness. entertain, for It another is name “horse-power” of meaning The exact plunge and seeks birds the to make herself to into exclusive all have occasionally their little but I have charming most attractive at spent modern swindle once many as only a It is the easily pounds foot 33,000 is the of raising one possible, jokes, and evening the strives the fashion, those the especially, in hard extreme of of society of present as parrot, to preserve crown forgiven. time. of high in minute one these whether being ministers, Catholic attractive qualities, black white quite broadly facetious, authors, but lead and often diplomatists, artificial it to or a ingredient or that It is the the greases lead of and vandate Dechinite, or devices only multiplicity is of and Bohemians take conceal the hue, but what practical He mentions of of of to nature. tea can a over a ravages life. cup of saw Montana. discovered in zinc, has been time and dissipation. truly and the cigar flat the each period and adapt testimony gentleman in that of his high Still, best of of owning without at a a a It is between religion up nice and cross a SIO,OOO is worth Ore of this nature a it true regard the Via Nazionale. the laws health, gracefully modern and the which been spell of of has taught Nor to to parrot to to corner a use happiness. even pound. the powder “dog.” would 1 needs have exchanged box, In The also those pallet and of each family. bird is the habit in pencil separate entertainments rouge many Like the olive furtilizes the it tree, moonit the Had railway to we a houses shallow for exquisitively done; of confirming the In this the of his most is sumptuous aiming correctness prove a resource. to soil. now surrounding reach it, would take but to about year a please it is always which I have often spelling, banquets, deny the by repeating his lesson at been not improvement without great no one own so Self-loveis selfish. can It won't wash a purpose traveling of twenty-seven the at rate beyond in extinction. being thus: “D-o-g, bored There “interiors” That’s considered within dog; bow to charming met twenty our one years. hold color. wow. and its miles hour; an in social circles. But Liszt, Abbe the Most if it systematically right!”' the Italian is for ladies be done to composer It lifts fifteen young off from ounces every that bright Astronomers promise a Count given understand the Sgambatti, Maffei, Mr. Errington, to is impossible leave One day his heard him indulging from headquarters it community, to master are pound of sorrow. before will be visible just comet sunrise that husbands it wholly The the secretaries of legation, and modern in his exercise, letter homes with the amateurs. to younger It is the first o virtue and are weaned, begins May. It during the latter of part be donna, to with but decoration the last prima “D-g, and Grenough, themselves architects, designers omitted, offer, implies saying, dog; bow to won, early wow. in life. to root discovered lately is “1886,.” the comet and dead. paternal and the artificers That’s sculptor, since One night I for bait. its In the foreman right!” of no purse Like the small-pox bad the own. in cases, by Professor Barnard! ♦The While in old it blacksmith’s I remember hale with ruddy is of shop mistake constantly made, art many man, proper, only was so a an even it is die. a to to way cure about Professor C. Pritchard is to duty, avail face themselves found and white hair, coming in. Wood to the day I had and the bird watched other whom his of which art, master Some one so succeed in loving natures never publish determination of photometric a has been brought and salvation him said: “Let previously closely, those known working jeweler; that the latter supposed his to to absolutely pet a not up me anything but as a cider. new the magnitude of all visible the stars to deformed, introduce Candia, others he had simply skill the marquis of show transferred his and be mischievous desire lack actuated by of to me or, The love a that heaven is from comes degrees naked pole from-the 10 to eye good in interfering will perhaps know him, better with from gold and silver brass of provoking correction. Turning to to sense nature you energy as that of for his mother. a son south of the equator.. when Mario.”' she has Sig. The showered and iron, and last I had laboring with hands the bird, said: time he extra favors. seen It just was is natural humanity for to as The News popular Science asserts The maid he I harder Mario think, off' with spirituelle than less “No, Poll; throwing before, that is right. D-o-g. of features yet not cast was. a a love it no cunningly, is for frog jump. to as a that life is the length of average constantly tiptoe, and roulade in gaudy complexion dog; right!” troubadour clogs the graceful fixtures and that is of on a “Unspoken upon pores love” is good deal like gas a and the increasing time yet may her and fair skin brown with in-door designig. dog; wow,” wig and paint, while the of his “D-g, bow returned costume vigorous, the ornaments mustache, sea-sickness—pretty sick, can’t own but when 100 of come years persons age plump, under lady’s balcony beauty It and repeated by the be the with after her corrections, must tortures parrot, rosy a vomit. same women; will than excite curiosity more one no digestive light Quanto they he of ! with undergo professional training would nothing mutatus acids different. apparatus and must stage charity’s a moon. It is best substitute, love say as of 80 the time. present at years chalks; each do Still, fascinated with old, persists in Finally, I whitehaired their best. Here is whole concluded possessing this he his joke by to de attributes is charity, with pedigree was heaven. from a Professor in Boston, Young, lecture in a foreign her daring: Mario. He retained, the continent in constitution. waiting made graceful be to to It is the second law of and nature, remarked>that there is patch of no Oh, the modus midst full vicissitudes, operandi is varied, “Well, it’s of rather life, of interesting and beautiful in in-door homes. It matter,” and refused stormy its plays a second fiddle only the law no of to the mile moon's half surface of square a edifying. and distinction A ruddy elegance blonde is said further. and by dealers to that, outside of converse an self-preservation. a that is accurately, mapped, while not Washington of which boulevard Another of him his fastens her large from few cities, absolutely day to there is given parrot manner came Love dates was one a from the beginning no of there Central immense in tracts are fat little hands the headboard high birth and noble rank. always He organization piece of which supply this demand—no the coveted, to meat cat to was on retiring the world, and is therefore the grandmother Africa and northern of this the part gentleman. reduce the That night he the climbing his supply who in order to of give couple to to to so as up one can cage purloin of creation. a young hemisphere which have been never spoke blood and in the produce the delicate it. The bird offered setting resistance, to most their housekeeping me generous way complexion Next up no hot whisky, more it has probably to surveyed. of Wagner, whois said have ruined of invalid friend. but fluttered about To than that the to allow of information of the top amount an cage done possessed make fool of to more a man all The mail that the is statement e Italian destroyed the singers and Italian mouth be in sleep is counterfeiting simply by the to furniture dealer, extreme terror. open average than other thing. any one varied machinery Great Britain of now “Get homme,” remarked Presently, her he which in efforts outrageous, avoidance is little. For reach the to this, of 'to want opera. so assure an When very love is the which traces to pure operated by is capable of steam power “Cest genie des plus forts.” “And dainty miss Morpheus the turned such in with pair, their weddingday meat, cat many a un woos many a mannei a young husband as and wife hitched they make are and hence ■performing work, of more yet,” Isaid, “they her lower jaw in Italy he and head closely that her tail fell between the bars of the cannot bound down approaches, sit and ponder say bully team. a products creating than could be more Melody!” “Bah!” write said Mario, “il with skate The forgot his mock hopelessly fear, A strap garter. book “The parrot a or cage. narrow over some To love like measles. It on is many never produced by the labor of 400,000,000 qu’ilveut.” “Give pillow placed libretto,” vertically toutce under House pounced instantly the pent the back Beautiful ” “In-door Decoration,” tempting and me a upon or catches and that either but once, able-bodied number greater men, a said Wagner, “like ‘Lucia,’ and and between the shoulders vigorously tail, which he pinched until their souls filled with encourages so satisfy them. are to seems than all the able-bodied earth. men on perfect I will write the sentimental melody the old in beak that the stature, good bolster despair. Where his strong they find these cal you a to so It has been truthfully are defined. never it.” suitable I quoted that remark, is consigned the shrieked with to comfort pain. to of charming portieres, these aesthetic wallpapers, retired Like limberger the smell of cheese is it Senator Beck Burns. on bien,” “Eh said Mario, auraitdu le belles and Immediately beaux. Disregarding the bird “Ha! “on these delightful Russian washbowls set up a hard describe. to I happened sit the table with to at prendre.” At midnight—after the the fair, ha! ha!” splendid fresh skin, classical in imitation mold, and of his that lighter cheaper and and “Love thy neighbor are thyself” is Senator Beek, Kentucky, of and it as a occurred —Wood and would master's I law of proportion, laugh, which he had before guests and in deference prettier and durable than were gone every never divine injunction, but it isn’t fool more any ask him in what every to to town me sometimes retire with cigar his been known arbitrary fashion, which to to china. And the dealers to attempt. unavailing a an can that follow it. receive Scotland can in he born. Beck has was study. He would there his Going day bird-fanciar’s out but fatal into beauty and letters not from thousand miles to pour one prove a I have read somewhere that whisky a away, been the Senate in eight he years; came griefs exposing conspiracies certain shop, Mr. Beard to health, noticed scarlet wasp-waisted belles claim asking for the things under me, our a is man’s only that he wrong or in the time Voorhees enemy at with of ever succeeds same which he discredit imagined hacthing the slumber which, it found itself to necessity of the and failure. corsets to ending in macaw, as soon as wrong retain iu loving names, and I to extent, believe Indiana, and there only three any are or office, ignorance him The Times the the at their object of of shapeliness. What attention, presented its A mask is the remedy Editor Harper's acme it. four Democratic Senators of his seniority, shortsightedness his rivals, the of of moist flour right daw, waving and down, jt and coating of cold Bazar. rye up or Some people constituted not to such Maxey, of Texas, and are as On such occasions of the editor, saying— etc. is regularly assumed the cream as as love anything, I and pity them much Saulsbury, of Delaware. as The Smoker. and he hot but, though not night “ How d'ye got robe, do?” and the feminine head peppery, I do spoilt child. /They made “I from Dumfries,” as old said a were came always had heart cautious, he the best drooped Politeness would pillow-ward have counselled minus curl a papers Mr. Beck. in vain. Sometimes the big world vexes me, in the world, bore malice, and, leads reply the bird, but prudence is exceptional. Hot forbade, foot baths to never or If constitutional, love would be not Sometimes “Why, dull that is the in which perplexes town care me; blowing off petulant after his regular feature and the gentleman did respond steam of toilet, the not are a as as Sometimes the of virture of life than the itch, but on sea Robert Burns died!” any more a like child,, and genial they kind, tend draw in the bird thrust claw sweet the blood hands Such his still from to storms around cluster, as> a grew that’s me just it—it requires less “Yes,” said Mr. Beck, “and I often more or And and and bluster, London Globe. and face. further forth, higher roar repeating, in rave summer.— a self-denial and charity succeed. to before I left there Jean some Armour, saw I to sink in the strife. seem key— Attentive impress the mammas necessity There is the love; the his wife. She did die till 1834. common sense not No matter! There’s always truce Yesterday. “ How d’ye do?” of suppressing the animal nature kind that, when its lavished affections In the heat Burns himself died of the wildest before the close of war; Wbat king makes the unhappy? and allow “He hands you,” little of shake with The skin wants to meat. least any At I dream think reciprocated, apparently, not the last or so, I school with are century. went to His and is fair, queen young is like said the shopman. piece of satin and has As I smoke grain, first cigar. a my a claim and throws the love makes His climb to children around him, Burns’ grand-children. Jean up Armour and know,” the daintiest “Yes, I answered the feature the visitor; of toilet is With yellow waving hair. the sister. Sometimes when ails nothing rather gypsy-looking younger me was a woman, the preparation “and that isn’t all he Would of the Each wants. Except that the fails same. ••Love sight” first is generally at money ma,- with black, dark sharp skin, and His realm is broad and peaceful, a eye, finger?” side, beginning with I he bite the middle rich of the the in their pride; not envy my about long-lived bottle ginger-pop He fears foreign foe; of she had fine and when she as no as a arms, was Though their only obvious merit forehead, “Well, little,” is he treated separately might pinch it with And health his leaping veins to a a with cork the It is all comes out: old would roll her sleeves, an woman up Is the gold that they inherit In all the winds that handkerchief blow. soft dipped in said! the laughing outright. role glycerine man, right enough for but when poets, and could the muscle left in we her And couldn’t if they tried; you see earn and The powdered. joined, with cackling then Every lady macaw a What makes king down life I advise arms.” the unhappy? get But to quietly after dinner common a second desirous of sound, which evidently his social recognition substitute knows the Alas! little thing, I banish such thoughts afar, was look. a “How is,” it said I “that queer you That purchase, cannot What value of agreeable ensemble largely do I for Fortune for laughter, and and bird money care an men There is species should before United love that be States of a never me a Or fleets and armies bring. I smoke As second cigar? proposed practical dependent my enjoyed the joke, harmonious drapery, becoming on Senator of its hole, and is of the close of the nineteenth out comes near no more like “there jolly fellows race.” coiffure and of stylish And yesterday he had it, carriage. Sometimes, in the heartless city one in adversity than and have Robert Burns’ handle in century, use a pump seen With yesterday it went, I think it shame Nature and pity Dame have made the ordinary a may the Sahara Desert. For relieving wife —that Burns who would like the to Too High Price for Longevity. And yesterday it perished, That cash and virtue a are one; endowment of passably regular have extolled both the French pain of the unfortunate it is about and the as With all the king's content. That swindle for shillings awful, to To make yourself miserable forty, seems at intelligent features, expressive or eyes, much poultice. American revolutions, and did make weak account While plunder for millions as a a to is lawful, in the wretched add ambition For this few he sits lamenting, to a complexion impervious not to a expoposure, feeble Transient love, when the object adoration strain that till the British of If only successfully done. way, And sighs, “alack! alaek! worthless after to years your score you dissipation indigestion. But why I should mend its morals, or Government down is is like bottle him of sat I’d away, a cologne on as an give*one half kingdom, my have turned eighty, is surely seventy or Or call world These the bar? qualities to but muster, my may pass excise man!” —pull cork and the in few Could water yesterday back!” come a poor-spirited of To spend I’ve dined, and I sort wish to be quiet— a game. then the aim please is much to so more days “Ah,” said Mr. the best of it is Such Beck, “Burns part got gone. I’ll cigar! smoke third A Doe- life That Consulted’ feeling pulse, looking one’s his the my at readily gratified by toning the unctious love time his from his manly indignation. for the being just natures power as his and asking himself if he is tongue, Clock. condition of with delicate countenance Hint A a He to Stockraisers. hated patronized, pullet hens lay small eggs—because be be to to considered old his constitution An farmer from Oswego treating quite fairly, Amboy, is powder puff’ and shading with the something can’t inferior, headline they help it. who The of the Arkansaw Traveler as took life all, it is live in hospital, interest in the trained not at to county, great a harmless match burnt the outline of Young might introduced love lives least twenty-four be encouraged and consists of pictures. One to at two represents dogs which infirmary. There in the Grand at rate or appear any an operahouse are eyebrow and lash. somebody. The months that he takes each but it is natural riding typical stranger to reason year; as a up a this week they taken who congenitally into some persons are as were The amenities of social intercourse people, his rank in the world is that he for if object is first shanty densely inhabited the worthy by young man a the Candee house congenitally cold, after the show last cautious, congenitally demand close attention and practice drew the of love, loving good deal won’t the character of natural wearing coou-skin and it hurt his family. a man. a cap night. “I used calm. to.have dog.” It is their said the take nature to a from those who would please, and the Walter Scott made either of them, for youth love is The roof of the little in cries cottage never a poor man cozy generally farmer, which the things quietly, be hurry, knowing in to most was never a detail close engrossing inspection at present manly. All his people aloud harmless willing for In repairs. reply and to poor are as as spruce a question gum, intellectual dog and excite themselves. They He to never you ever see. are is the handling the of and eyes serfs folks. He drew from has for the the proprietor the is future than stranger no more care or common never a could tell about what it sit in time the chair for by content to was any easy so goblet. last year’s but character the supposed grasshopper. that the Andi he does to one among poor say reason never clock just well hours, read agreeable I could. He would book for as many an as One who knows, ought know, to or had self-assertion—and knew lovers which repair the is because roof he would yet for the that not to any young care in the house drive in the hours, in carriage afternoon without run so many a thus advises: Grasp the handle much—and that Jennie substantials Deans. of life. Bonbons if he attempted such rash and not wet get was any saying word when the weather favorable anybody, and look is for to a so of the with the thumb and cup Shakspeare's people all louts. generally good in rainy weather. As for repairing enough for act oranges are poor are clock, hours, and the and if it wasn’t regulate their at to quarter up many existence index finger, the latter thrust just literature Great them. The pork and The of Britain had dry it in weather there really beans of was everyday no he’d five by clockwork. They oft’ about his business. live past go may own through against the thumb and the other knocks measured for his natural life all the occasion for it. Such logic is simply of out never a man romance hundred, ■ Then he’d they live back and again to to one come may one fingers and hold out open any way the affair.— worth and equal claims till Burns Chicago unanswerable. Ledger. set thousand, if it he’d but in truth, they have bark and quarter past not was a from the the second, which cup, save him from the of his There stockmen contents great in up own are a many lived all. for the The who really start at gets cows. man should against the side steady to press spirit.” mind and A Mistaken Young Texas who in the line Man. argue same as “One day best that thought the be she’d of life is the got out my woman can see This it. gives graceful a appearance do Said I, “What think of the Arkansas In the is winter it “1 desiah sah,” too explain tragedy, you to man. a if the dog could be fooled, and who, with fairly good constitution JI at man a the hand. In holding goblet to it a Scotch whom one?” of cold shelter for the stock, and erect said intelligent-looking to colored you once were a very o’clock in the afternoon she begin with, is turned ready squander the to to should be graspod by the thumb and the “The Scotch race,” said Senator in they don’t need shelter. Capt. Starkweather police to at summer any man clock The (log 5., in, looked it and to occasion at moment came any every on first fingers the around smallest two Beck, kind of Western Jews. Commenting this “are wise, yesterday. headquarters a on penny indifferently clock, He the stopped, in sufficient keeps at up cause. a no portion account of the standard, between the Some said of them that they kept pound foolish well informed “What is it?” management, one a shook his 1 head and then profit and loss with his look of vital to out ran bowl and the bottom, throwing the last the Sabbath and everything else they exchange takes occasion “About hour I sah, to remark: an ago, was proceeding the He back again, he work do, and at he does to squatted sun. came energy; sees fingers well. Get through this two out could get.” along Hastings A street. young down again ami eyed that clock, it; he pleasure be enjoyed, and to ordeal successfully—no sees trifling matter said Mr. Beck of Burns that he had The involved in the loss of drivin’ who delivery wagin money man was a if he waiting for When He is alive he enjoys all his life it. rat. as was a —and reputation is assured. Chicago your done destroy the old, fierce head of cattle in Texas, to 200,000 if the — looked wid more at countenance me a very open the minute hand around he sleeps; and he awakes got when to quarter save Mail. Calvinism Scotland of than anybody exaggerated, number be would and remarked dat have dere not was a new he started off usual, and past before slumber looking the world from each as else, and he wondered if other erected shelter places from the in De refleckshun intended storm town. any person coon was could, him he had all the cheerfully and courageously stop in the face, Beautiful Star. we cows had accomplished anything against times for that number. The reflect sah.” to many occurrence on me, in the barnyard. I drove them back, ready and be and to up even eager combatant a In it. the first of “Holy Willie's of these blizzards, “No stanza doubt it.” “northers,” of or and mortified good when there is honest a more person you never ROBERT J. BURDETTE. a Prayer” he threw bomb-shell into the winter, it would “De should entirely mistaken, a every seem young man was dog. than, that He into the fight, and when there is good see ran runner a a whole Calvinistic doctrine. sah. Ise lib’d prudent ranchmen in Detroit suggest to twelve some permanent house but the- had turned the Twinkle, little honorable He twinkle, star, afoot. live not woman race may v Said I: Beck, Knox, “Mr. John however, Dar’s protection for nuftin ’bout their herds.— sah years. new who me, How I wonder are! hands back the time. The dog to true you hundred, well live be but he to one may created the Scotch character, did Texas Siftings. —noteben chilblains.” In the footlights blazing high, any new clock jumped the and acted if at seventy-five be up to seventy, as or even not?” Shine he the diamonds that buy. “But what about the tragedy?” you wanted it he pieces. He always to tear to He eighty. have if not may a career, Marriage. “Yes; I he did. Burns “Well, sah, collided. I specks I suppose we was seemed When distrust dum the glittering is the thing stage set, to conspicuous, varied, active, yet so as as universal bill has character, who A been introduced the collided spoke leetle mo' for into wid him dan he did a Bouquets applause and get; a that.’’— you after Syracuse Standard. Gladstone, and restless Mr. that, of say, as as and his New Legislature York rights, but Knox prohibit the Benefits He down the most night, wid off dat to wagin, man gave every me. cum really old and when be yet not Suppers where all want A Prolific get Sheep Scottish people education. marriage of girls under Country. their and you can you an’ he rolled He 16 boys around in de an’ snow, time him the aged. registers among to eat. made them under old. believe that 18 As rule The Argentine marriage Republic when I frew wid of contains, him he bore de got years every a one appearance “Better fifty of Europe than years a them—man, should deferred child—was be and blasted rose.” and until the about one-fourth the United of of the When the woman out road a man area you go upon Cathay.” cycle of and better twenty And drifted the special God, matured, but in snowed; creation of early marriages States, exclusive Alaska, and lies cuts get “And what do done?” governed of want woman are you the uncalculated than of activity years Somewhat dimmed by frost and rain, by God and through the mind soul, by ranked between latitude. “Nuflin’, ’cept wanted and corresponding degrees of sah. if I’m fur are no means among the slow pulse measured of and step Twinkle faintly the train. on that, therefore, leading sins against they the society. More has long been de tragedy I know whar’ work Sheep growing get to want must to a you circumspect snail surely that creeps on learn said and read and write, and be in favor the find Jist the of early prominent business there, sheep kin send officer to When the wintry have to fled, can even marriages snows me. an you hundred. We denouncing to not one are And the is dis-band-dead, troupe advanced said Smith’s, Hastings and far in the than be in of deferring being managed much the ranch Mrs. sixteenth favor to street, race was very can on on system Very likely they deserve centenarians. the When spring begins to dawn, when the indefinitly. plains. ruling that inquar’ fur Professor Babcock it The An him century, event of western estimate hev gave our But their length of it the treasurer is And years. gone. dynasty England, has produced the Buneos journal gem’lan and idea that in Ayres indicates Sharp, de who imitates mocking-bird to must young a woman a if it would be misfortune were ever a perfeckshun, an’ who long to line of philosophers, until the the number the railway’s track that the Down wait has of sheep in poets, am an weary a young man reviewers competence a live thought of life object to yery an coming back; We intown.” Detroit old Free Press. you see and inventors. The Scotch Republic has increased 41,000,000 can fortune, and from they coon must or a — live, life is long. The of live object to gleam afar— ties On the you is hard Mr. 80,000,000 the of itself,” said Beck, with much in 1870 in and life 1884, begin their fathers to race as as twinkle, little bravely. As Shakespeare Twinkle, star. generously, live furniture antique Among and bric-abrac some “but it’s influence wool production 137,000,000 in day is due accumulated from mothers all during to our or —Brooklyn, Eagle. all.” is “Ripeness in Philadelphia the other sold auction at says, old John Knox individuals pounds equal making 300,000,000, them their is mistake. Marry being to great now years, a day said the table to have been once was a annual and herd.”— and if in Correspondence work for riches good of the love not not for is to production a mere excess unusually Xawable Washington. fetched for of George It This is property a Water peninsula the is season San Diego to be an • on of Boston Globe. the United in States, *22. Chicago Inter Ocean. stockmen. Arizona motto.— obtained by wells. artesian