QUALITIES OF WIT AND HUMOR. TEN YEARS OF PAIN. ZMttraettnw CSdDwims CURING A WILL Unable Fundamentally Ways Do Even Housework Alike, Yet in Many to Because Kidney Different. of Troubles. Mrs. such elemental Margaret Emmerich, Wit humor of Clinton and are Desenbed by Sa<ds<t St., has Napoleon, things that it always 0., “For fundamental says: Margaret fifteen Bjr Johnson them, analyze I found difficult to great sufferer been years was a Atlantic. Upon The from kidney writer in troubles. says a have those who however, back pained points, My some for task puzzling terribly. Every essayed this agree, me (Copyright, by Jo! iepli Bowles.) B. is intellectual, wit caused they that turn all hold an or move emotional, quality; the early after him, chuckled sharp, shooting stayed humor Sylvia had she glanced toward and on an and perception of wash himself. that wit pains. eyesight Webster is help Mrs. My to resemblance, jtea to up a of perception he “She’s one—Sylvy!” humor the dishes. She cute muttered and dark spots was put was very a a poor, away of incongruity. called under his breath. “She contrast, of she c’n discrepancy, Lucy, appeared before her Aunt fond of manage as me, which The that and I aunt, can!” incongruity her if is had she not dizzy though her, anyone own was spells. For ten the fact, —what do?” Sylvia arises between the and I “And ideal mother could her years do of not but cousin —a you can a housework, and for between theory two at her practice, between gayly. “You can’t make and did who stood went not slight, on, years now worn woman, get out of the house. The promise and performance; Kidney her But— and while Sylvia, anything, because you’re sick. sink, patiently, perhaps the secretions irregular, it might be always big all added that it is were oh, and with eat doctors girt about to waist slender a suppose you were up not helping almost always moral incongruity. were Doan’s bread she Kidney and fro and milk before me. lightly to across or a went comes your apron, Pills brought In the quick both of wit danced relief, upstairs! Wouldn’t that be me little Jane case and and the kitchen, a surprise finally cured They there and humor is also pleasurable saved me. window, for her!” life.” the herself by a and to my sang Sold by all dealers. 50 surprise, gentle shock, which can’t!” she cents vivid “I wouldn’t, I box. said I and scarlet dress a head and accompanies her dark a Foster-Millburn Co., Buffalo, perception of the hitherto N. Y. said in her weak but resolute little our light. in the fading unsuspected resemblance incongruity. the shutting cupboard in voice, her have or “You ought to eyes upon a A CHANCE. GIVING HIM A New England farmer cushion. tempting pretty for these the dining-room cups, describing in the father,” Sylvia not “And was once stopping to went presence Sylvia, Lucy,” said on, Aunt Lively Time for Hubby to Do Surely of humane the could a “what think he noticing, do a very person in her of old china look the piece you at Sidestep. of horse great and debility that mother? know please I a do —to age hand. something—something used. “You he formerly and owned that she wants told “so I’ve aunt; “Yes,” said her often husband Mrs. Wilson’s have him,” ought to killed interrupted was much. He could put and we’ve always the squire. he ever ever so But says obliged York business, to to New humane indignantly. the on for her! go in the kitchen person ’t is how ’em there. You know a pump kept reach his and frequently did not “Well,” drawled the farmer “we did she that!” Wouldn’t like If he with Uncle Lemuel. says your home midnight until the arrival of the —almost.” “Wh—what!” gasped the squire, he if he he will, he will, and says train. Mrs. Wilson been in the had and gripping the of his chair, won’t.” arms •won’t, he A REAL “HOSS” RACE. habit of these sleeping peacefully at half rising in his amazement reflectively. “Yes?” Sylvia, said times without fear, of but number he a “He said he wouldn’t, and head She with her pretty stood on Country Fair the Place See It at to burglaries in the neighborhood during little won’t!” odd Jane, murmured the an wipe side, forgetting to cup. one Its Best. of her husband’s trips New to one smile puckering lips. her pale pump,” the “It’s just that about way York had her calm. disturbed Sylvia, lightly “Oh, he will,” said thin, yes, in her Mrs. Webster went on, If would horse strapped, you see a On Wilson the night of his return Mr. mother confidently. please and “To ’tis, top “There gentle voice. up on booted, braced geared and to the stealing carefully he was up her birthday. Just because —on and path steep o’ the hill, and the the limit, seek must such you a his such front stairs, wont it as was on thought he didn’t to do want once slipp’ry in winter, and not stony, and track the at old-time as you see that his wife would not occasions, that! Why, he so —he wouldn’t for stop has what got of the neighbors but one fair. country Here awkward comes an voice, wakened, when he heard her be he’” change his mind, can’t can the But kitchen in the now. a pump flea-bitten which gray never high and strained: throat stertoriously, squire The cleared his along folks always got squire his says under 2:50 went in his life. He is whether “I don’t know his my crossed and uncrossed you are what with the there, and well was up hobbled checked and and goggled, and husband the burglar,” walked to excited finally and legs, and got or a came up enough them’s good good enough for hitched sidewise, lengthwise and up “but I be tones, going to running his fingers on the window, am in anything don’t believe for I and us, crosswise until there is harness more the safe side and shoot, if are so you COSTUME FOR MATRON A SIMPLE SERGE HOME-DRESS A put the would induce,him to world a than horse. You how wonder you’d Henry better of the get out he that ’Tain’t the house. in pump his this driver got him into rigging, ever way.”—Youth’s Companion. his. of It’s just that will The is receiving autumn cares. for house and gown now A cool dress how will him and he get out wear, one he won’t Once he’s his foot down, simple, attention, beautiful set and yet that will with the approval of many meet without again cutting him free with Man Whose Memory Was Bad. the budge. shown, such as ladies, is made in fine navy-blue ones, are most jackknife. A farmer with a For a than hour witness more an a the water light “Of the bring illustrated This is in boys here. course, alapaca; this skirt which is in two one cut beard twinkling observes and gray eye for the defense had dodged questions. much, with sometimes: Lem’s heliotrope fine trimmed but away with silkette so pieces, should be lined serge, to his neighbor: His faulty particularly was memory small. has silk shade. The skirt and Luke, he’s really too of darker that thin firm lining will slip a “Last or time John some Martin had that the for the exasperating for counsel it There’s Jane,” she front back; little went center and presently, weight; on easily and add the each a seam up not to plug the out road I told him he on plaintiff, who seeking recall to was child. walking length, interlining toward the is cut and has nodding side buttons an the foot of had seam are the old cripple overloaded with the witness’ recollection event to an her father, the foot, like of “She’s it, Just at got too. with of down loops cord, then each canvas fust-aids-to-the-injured. Them straps of four of five previous. Eventually years through which of Set’s several for all the world. side is of the machine-stitching name band velvet rows no a on cross that cal’lated hoist to his was the remembered “something up man worked. The silk her it. Once she mind for gets made on a muslin. are knees up on ha’ must pulled too tight and about it.” more’n the stitching; her is set in straps above thing, can’t The bodice has of tucked silk vest on move any you a the critter yanked clean off the was “Ah,” the the continued lawyer for loops form further Queer buttons and of cord side o’ the house. could the muslin and of insertion; two a you rows What ground. John gettin’ was “what think of it plaintiff, dd you trimming. The squire how it in the family. straps of velvet trim each side, and runs a ready for for flyin’ was race a machines, the time?” at The with is vest father, and made right from his got it wide fold which stands out the zouave a now over hoss not trot.”—From “The a “Really,” the witness, speaking said of embroidered silk hooking invisibly little Jane, handed it down he’s to shoulder is trimmed with buttons and Country Fair,” by David Lansing, in before the lawyer for the defense in front; the edges with bound die.” straight’s cord loops. The over-sleeve and cuff are a Outing. “it had time to interpose objection, the silk, the collar cuffs being and weeks Sylvia, coming to few A later also trimmed with velvet, cord are long I can’t recall exactly was so ago embroidered. little the house afternoon with loops, and buttons. Didn’t Need Cyclopedias. a one what I thought of it.” Hat of light felt her trimmed with in carefully wrapped Eight package Material required: yards alpaca anemones The for cyclopedia up canvasser a “Well,” shouted the cross-examiner, and ribbon. door by the kitchen 46 inches one-half hand, at wide, and met to the home of colonel, whose one was came a excitedly, “if can’t tell recall, you for required the costume: three and Luke. yards velvet the record he had carefully studied before cross, on what think thought now you us you Nine and one-half 48 she said, yards inches “Good morning, Luke!” and one-half dozen buttons, five his visit. The colonel onehalf was especially then.” wide, yards silk the mother? two brightly. “Where’s skirt lining, two and yards one of on cross, proud of his onehalf your some sons, buttons. dozen Cured her anything! It’s lining. Deafness Cannot Be Hush! Don't bodice yards the began with: say so canvasser brought and I’ve reach the dl* birthday, know, “Those T)y they fine boys of local applications, cannot as you are very yours, There to the Is only eased portion of one way ear. her—” colonel.” by remedies. constitutional deafness, and that Is cure A DAINTY ALAPACA COSTUME FABRICS WINTER THE NEW Inflamed condition of the Deafness caused by Is the She that boy’s an stopped, seeing “They are,” replied the colonel. “Shall We, Jane—Will You?” When this Eustachian Tube. the lining of mucous full of face his “I rumbling sound Imperfect reckon ready tube inflamed hare buy manner an to Is or was grave, you a you are anything through his hair till it stood when Is entirely closed. Deafness bearing, and It gray on Type Simple of and Attractive Gown Exquisite in Materials More Imported solemnity. hesitating unwonted and those boys want?” be the Inflammation and unless the Is result, can end in confusion that matched the a Its condition, That Much Vogue tube restored normal Than They Is in for taken and this to quickly. Color and Texture out “What it?” she asked is “I so,” said the father of the am be destroyed forever; nine hearlDg will cases chaos of his thoughts. “She’s Autumn Wear. which the “Jane,” said boy. Before. fine nothing Ever Were boys. by Catarrh, Is caused worse of out ten are “I’ll tell what we’ll do,” Sylvia inflamed the surfaces. condition but of you mucous an she’s goin’ I—l —lots “Well, then, let worse. guess sell this of me Hundred Dollars for you One case We will give any went gayly. “You do what on, Alpaca can is being much used this cured the be catarrh) that by season (caused by cannot brought Deafness Materials die!” to over cyclopedia. There’s nothing will do free. circulars, Catarrh Cure. Send for father can’t you? he he’ll by Hall’s If can, says for seaside costumes; it is dustresisting returned from a “Why, she makers who have —no!” Sylvia. O. “Oh cried dress CO., Toledo, J. CHENEY & much good.” F. your sons so the in, put you’ll eat pump your fabric that Druggists, 75c. up washes well and Sold by Paris so!” pilgrimages to their busy better —Lem said are, But the colonel was looked him at constipation. for Fills Take Han's Family bowl of bread milk, then and and we’ll does not. have easily. Here crease lustrous, we stubbornly, possible, softer, “She's worse,” he repeated if more more aghast. “Why, them lads of mine have beautiful two surprises for mother. plain long skirt in alpaca with a Preventive. than cream Plague texture Cats “I exquisite in color and boyish working. his face as don’t need cyclopedia. They ride any Shall Jane —will you?” blouse-of washing we, silk; the feature the a An Italian correspondent of she’s goin’ die.” fo mules!” ever. guess She the child, bent closer to who responded of the costume is the which has coat, North China writes: “The Daily News particular invite attention softly, in “Sylvia!” Webster, The velvets called Mrs. the magnetism of her to long full basque and blouse Saw Out bod- It Come of Cow. a of of the have latterly been full a admiration. Some a that you? from the stairs. “Is and newspapers with feeble laugh of eyes merry a wonder A little city boy and his sister Dorothy all of suggestions for the supple and sorts stamping wonderfully thin down.” Her velvets Wait —I'm coming are so and assent. taken the to for country were out of plague. For instance, hardly that they with light of weight white face and never seem was worn anxiety. “Come, Uncle Lemuel!” the cried the first time. kill if the fatal flea rats; do heavier rat than the “She better,” she said, bulky you crepes was more girl. “You’ll you?” do it, won’t The children happy two Also, be driven feed and colorings were as to lustre the and in dropping down the foot of de chine may you. at on he he if he “If he will, will, and says the long. day In the late afternoon was each householder keep compel to beautiful. Many marvelously fever’s left the they stairs. “The her, and are he he won’t!” won’t, they watched says the In fact, let the of the and checks, cows come cats. cult cat stripes show pain—but she’s took it into her fancy velvets now Little Jane’s weak voice, with its home, heard with delight the tinkling prevailed in ancient it Egypt be in plaid effects take her medicine head she won't but the tone as revived or nor one of whimsical old note amusement, cow-bells, and the little boy in India. Plenty of cats, particularly Not thing weavings no her food. shaded get past are a can we hoarsely, chanted the familiar words, the the went in barns to rats.” doubt that even see daren’t her lips—we force her —and and there smart no seems weakness and unconsciously. Its milking done. unusually the will have we've and argued, doctor coaxed and velvets successful an Reason This Out. the squire’s stubborn hoarseness to went just Dorothy At as supper, was he’s tried, and—it’s use. no season. An English charged quarryman was He old heart. wavered under lifting her glass to her lips, the shade rosy delicious in A voile de soie in,” “I’ve just her father Mrs. a sent with assaulting of his and mates, one Sylvia’s compelling glance. boy cried out: skirt border pink has deep of drearily. “I Webster went a new on, when the carried into court, case was “Eh!” said the squire, suddenly. “Oh, Dorothy, don’t! You mustn’t other trimming for border and thought maybe he might be able to do narrower eyewitness of the an it! occurrence gave “Why, I’ll of do that milk. yes—yes, course drink It’s not fit drink. to blossom vine and trailing in her. But don’t know something with I a curious evidence. some sure!” Yes, to be It of I it!” out cow. came a saw matching exactly the design of velvet know!” —I don’t “He tuk pick an’ he pick,” tuk a a “Yes, be he’ll do it!” to repeated sure color. voile in up?” She \ “May I asked Sylvia. the witness go began, "an’ he hit him Excusable. Sylvia, smiling, taking the and blue chiffon lavender A delicate take her wait to oft shawl, did not but wid his pick, an’ he hit him wid his “I suppose,” remarked the widow, medicine from the table. glass Jane coy dots tiny velvet at sprinkled with lightly the stairs, slipped and pick; an’ he’d his if hit him wid ran up “that advocate of early as the turned her head pillow with are an you on a bordered by is graduated wide intervals the just before the squire into hard have he hit him wid his, he’d room marriages?” as Her little soft sigh. tense body in ranging size velvet dots up with his heavy, cautious in tread him.” killed him, and him came not “Oh, I am,” replied the scanty near all and her lips seemed to relax yes, over, of silver dollar. A the to diameter a the creaking floor. over haired bachelor. held the obediently Sylvia opened as has jade de chine effective an green crepe Little Jane quietly Fictitious Impression. lay her pillow, “Then,” continued the "why on them. spoonful of medicine to c. w., of design velvet scroll border her small white face white “I cannot help thinking of the itself, is it still bachelor?” as wonderful milk,” said “Now little bread and you are a a the of tone. same framed her thought by tangled black hair, her displayed in “That’s matter,” quite another your “You shall look at girl, softly. answered the hold their Sheer materials to are daughter’s dark wide and watchful. commencement last Bachelor. “The the only eyes open, essay And while it. marriages the cushion eat you throughout the winter indeed and own She june.” did her “Yes,” not father bent answered Mr. Cumrox, as because move I believe in early mother pleased!” ones, won’t be are than be to ever worn more are her. His old face “judging from that would rugged for youthful over was there is essay, you excuse some Two three nights later, he and or under the long for daytime purposes drawn and tremulous. think she much interested in News. —Chicago as follies.” was together silently the his wife sat in which will be of separate coats one Instantly the ‘The Subservience pale lips of Individual Ambitien were compressed after when Sylvia sitting-room tea the pronounced of season’s most the Work. Unhealthy- Eternal in set, unchildlike Most to Destiny,’ she is look of a as Luke upstairs playing came. was modes. physician, German According In ice determination. to soda. But she isn’t” a cream Jane, who sitting in with little was up rapidly miners because “I Dr. Horn, —can’t!” she said, in whisper. low age so a bed getting fast. and well Beauty. Road to and Country. in Town Lightning their unhygienic surroundings of , “Uncle Lemuel,” "I’m said Sylvia, road royal to beauty, destructive in just There is Lightning is most one the that they present all aspects ‘ Sylvia put her hand to uc fiV es. other afraid I naughty the day— was health. To is good try with their that Cities, and country. level, the of 50, beyond of senile decay at open The parcel which she still held in her age the about But it all just —pump. was beautiful figure and pretty wires, mold and to a projections their are a which few able ply to rolled numerous lap off fell the and floor. to Aa are Jane’s for little sake, know. It body is you unhealthy impossible of face out exempt comparatively as an vocation. she stooped to pick it something up, flashed all that she at over me once for would be architect it an as occurred her. Her to brightened“ eyes what did—she’s would do such foundation you a his bed build to on a Jane, dear,” she said, softly and little monkey for imitating—and she beauty which try short of Before ice, the sleeves of sand. your you open cheerily. “Look! I have something and it really loves the you so; was the hips and waist in with it. There three reduce cut exercises to are are “800 Hoo” pretty to show Do know you. you her then. only to just way manage the hollows of the tucks the shoulder, and the small fill out and to on what day it is? No? Why, it mother’s is But of needn’t do it, that you think if have of guipure lace course you and the straps netted neck stop you birthday! You forgot, didn’t know —unless to!” —unless want neck build the trimming round the you foundations to If form physical on. you? And mother busy taking was so not!” said “Of the squire, with anaemic, exhausted finished in front tassels; the course find you are are you of that she forgot, too. you care When I “certainly not! explosively; trims the basque the the beauty and tired, postpone lace and same exercises ■Wouldn’t it be nice if could give we You thing, I stick to it. meant time resting sleeves. say and a and pass your surprise, Jane—you her and I and a I won’t well, Sylvy, and for the Material required Five Shouts Sleep much coat: the say as you getting strong. as as you father!” s’long’s it’s turned out 46 inches wide. walks, drink yards take long lots of wrong, were can, Spanked Baby A little color the into child’s came has, I give word, the but it my and do not eat sweets. way wa*er, many face. about that understand, matter, you The New Gloves. “What?” she asked, faintly. “What that’s all.” His voice fell little, and at the Complexion. Improving being short th# Gloves once more, could we?” and he stopped abruptly. wonderful improvement In leather will have English day. cases a many a “Here’s mine. I’ve made pincushion.” a “But, Uncle Lemuel!” Sylvia. cried the complexion be in obtained well stitched, Stout gloves, will be tan may The “Colic” of “Collier’s” by Doctor treated Sylvia of undid her parcel slowly, his hand. He her aside with a put ’by washing the merely face for business and shopping. The worn and held the cushion with its up gay “To little Jane,” he finished, still with the following times day Divinity. several black shopping glove of superior quality a ribbons before Jane’s watchful “I eyes. looking his wife. give word at my until it dries: leaving it lotion, lasts whole For dress on a season. Look for the in They brightened still “800 Hoo” article this more. that’s to little Jane, and all there Is paper. of half glycerine and Take the long white glove and for the ounce an one “It’s pretty; I like it!” she said, with about Lucy, which side the kitchen it. of with half pint flower mix it three-quarter in sleeves, all the a orange newest low Laugh of pleasure. a ruther hev sink would that “There's Reason'* you this add tablespoonful To of water. shades, is modified to a a a new con* caught The squire Sylvia’s look pump?” as - borax. powdered fortable cut. - .