the Ears Pretty WHEN Keeping FATHER SHAVES. CONCERNED. NOT The exciting most time know "Sir,” asked the pale-faced, sidewhiskered we LIE CHARITABLE THE . At house Sunday morning, our of the heavy-set, chubby-cheeked man And keeps all the us upon go, who smoking was a man All other duties scorning. long, black Occurs cigar and reading the hour sporting about of ten, a When solemn-like and grave “would permit boy paper, you your Our then father and stretches, yawns to smoke cigarettes when he EUGENE grows HARLAN READ BY We know shave. he’s going to up?” And himself. Oh, my! when he cuts “That’s decide you’ll have to question a There’s air; trouble in the for heavyset the yourself,” replied Then fly, of must everyone us “I don’t would “So he said,” Simpson, the point of returned Mrs. man. know how Or When it father’s tt apt to you actually swear. came make you’d “This wouldn’t if happen look at it, “and delightful that and it is indeed It’s his intentions carrying out you your on see. you Those behave!” noisy kids boy for that.” speak J. those who know Mr. well afternoon, that wonderful May one can shake, He youngsters and how says, we “I did the accomplish well of him. But not refer myself in When to seemed Spencer Parker to come—your father shave. so starts to question, sir. will What inquire trunks be taken of. I chasing must I meant to hunting dog than care a no more We know when the danger’s over whether call man.” intended continually was to rabbit the tall in our you Upon rye, the a door he knocks; permit The And boy getting wizened mother again your to smoke.” to him and own jumping and down man man, came a never goes up — With powder and box. “I’ve rag given he whose face it minute’s wrinkled into times never anywhere. A dozen constant was a a Though shirk all day he lets most us thought.” toward about, brass smile; and he bustled the walked resolutely as One hour be must we grave; “What! he trunks, assisting Watkins with the pondered the times never For 1316, door-knob of and of work upon has many everyone as us When effect father the talked pleasantly respectfully. starts to shave. constitution, languidly and to upon he concluded saunter say to —Detroit Free Press. nothing of the sir,” he morals, of “You will be pleased here, to other your son he had if reason past, no as the allow him to said, panting, at smoke the deadly they stopped, neighborhood for appearing in that as CLUNG TO HIM. things?” it of the I do But top stairs. “If himself. say than simply to sun “Never thought—no, myself, there gentlemanly sir.” enough a more summond are no finally he courage up world, in the “And will allow him lady-like people drink?” imitation to you and or bell-knob, pull the to an than “I have thought 1316.” about it.” the of at back never the tinkled in cow-bell ToHOIfD DOW the Watkins, who just “Oh, such things be—can had been such on can house. for roundly things point of cursing the be? Allowing child word!” to man your Parker, “J. Spencer my upon the at dropping the trunk his foot the midst of temptation in grow middle-aged on up exclaimed the woman with himself fatherly landing, contented and word top speaking “And a the door. pray never who to came instead. blaspheming tfr—” inwardly to-day?” here what brings you hush there general At dinner “Look You here, colonel! musical tone, was a mean sweet, She spoke in a he when the and he well, you’d better entered I maybe diffident but the room, with guess, pleasing harmony in by let of introduced the lodgers, bachelor to tell that I’m whose one was guest, me a of her you demeanor next A looking girl sat 30 girl sweet the last standing since respectable, and one. years quiet motion every was threw him, who said: any—” haven’t and I strangely sounded me over, whose voice and have “It The will be delightful sidev to of the face and visiting, pale you “Just so man replied: he like hers, as who here, Watkins. Parker, hiskers Mr. Mr. dissolving making to was a wished you ma’am. I pay that here tells view called yesterday, of himself. —Judge. us and to congratulate Simpson, regards, Mrs. my Europe.” in spent two who Watkins, you summers Mr. upon you in debauches Memories of rough you.” with When Love is coming board to Is Young. feverish London and Paris and gambling Mrs. cried They me!” had reached “Congratulate that of the stage flooding Monte Carlo at delighted came indeed “Why, lam engagement when there is usually Simpson. of subjects his brain. His only to I know, that. Do less speculation the future hear to to you more or as conversation, in European regard to yet?” the bride be. have him part of the to on never seen heretofore, had been travel, coarse Parker’s Mr. doesn’t look in “It “Yes?” The Tom dear, that we seem, b» sjoke But coloring, new, replied, and ones. he could each far speak word to as ever away a cross eyes was “I attentively, his forward other, does it, dearest?” she murmured body bent —Jeremiah Watkins from have his known Mr. coat lapel. COVER WITH 1 boy. Watkins, —from ma’am am “Never, sweetheart!” declared Tom a HATH-- ORWA.V& home such as stoutly. glad he is to a come yours.” “But dear,” she persisted, “if—mind He —I understand the style the little that “Earrings the not but the long Parisian man are now, screws Parker,” Mr. please pendants. have nice I if—if “Indeed, unless hope Carrye morning the steak And cannot look is to pretty in engaged to is going the me, to ears you say some you you be the earrings,” beauty specialist. "I shall pendent “The trouble they is that should be Mrs. Simpson. dogs. burned and the coffee cold, returned says a heavy unless and beautiful and they will drag down boarders are ears tell your are young and bit happy tempted be just especially to She—That to doesn’t difference, our make much you a were and be That is, the with long and trouble pendants, beautiful the saggy. even they —just what bit what sort of expect.” teeney may I reckon. Carrye is awfully person a wee cross, pearl They the make them drag and long and old looking. ones. upon ears would do?” fond of animals. Enquirer. —Cincinnati you * keep by them. “I exercistng I fingers under the put my ears young my but sudden start, She anxiously, Parker looked into his face Mr. a gave up lobes day and lift them. It is good practice for the of this lifting every ears, “Ah,” he himself. be carefully recovered and he felt that his reply must the lobes, makes the blood circulate in them and it and it brings the muscles Great Card. tell what I to that would fully her. said, “that’s you into always came vivid action. My look better after reassure I have exercised them one ears a There mighty crash and the was a of.” little. After And I it day. raoment’s thought he do every exclaimed a great touring of the leading lady car “Women with pretty know little of making them still “Indeed?” triumphantly: “I’d downtown ears many ways go collided with the humble milk cart. prettier. with pretty A loves show to her profile. A woman ears “Yes, Watkins is woman breakfast.” —Puck. Mr. and get gentleman.” —a —a a my Amid the shower of white liquid the with fond of wearing pretty is neck curl to bring out the beauty of her ears a jumped agent still always the Almost out sidewalk pretty the heritage of press who ears more. ears on are women leaned speaker Again the courteous Sympathized. fond of wearing dog collars and handsome and neck began trimmings, for write pretty to furiously. are a awkwardly spoke, struggling forward he as when stands much better there is out curl “Do think they will pretty necklace back “It ear is bad,” so a too or a sobbed the leading you ever save I want —“but for the word next the of it. And through list of neck trimmings. There is always Niagara?” inquired of so the visitor Mrs. some way lady, she gazed ruefully the ruin as on gentleman.” is that he know to —a making prettier. a of There is you pretty attractive girl who always a ear an Goldrocks. wears SI,OOO of her gown. back of her left It that sets off pretty member to advantage. And ear. a rose “Oh, dear, I hope they will,” “Cheer madam,” said the replied up, press who bow with there girls in the back of the hair others Simpson, and “Ah!” returned Mrs. a who dress are wear Mrs. Goldrocks, sympathetically. “the agent, accident is worth at least that the the hair sets out admirably. But always there should be tiny perhaps ear he is so intuition. “Then ready I $10,000.” always thought he such was however lovely, neck curls. For is lovely enough to stand out by itself. ear, no eccentric?” delightful meet.” —Mil- “Ten thousand? to be veiled with becoming What have a It should always little person curls.” ear you Parker, “Not exactly,” replied Mr. waukee Sentinel. ?” written he sweetly, “but thoughtfully and “Why, I have written this: ‘Mme. rougher looks looks, he let me say, Flasher her took milk bath the for Economy Made Main “Time” Dinner Possible Vanitas. Watkins. Mr. on is.” than he street to-day.’ ” —Chicago Daily News. “I they proud of their suppose are “But he is—” Days, Early January by the New St. the Louvre; of Fashions. of Notre Dame and Mayflower descent?” Parker. “He “Yes,” is said Mr. a The unaccountable Paul’s Windsor. and Too Bad Be True. to “Proud! Why, they’re proud as as gentleman.” influence of this slight creature suspend the centerpiece For table a For the The hall-bedroom who boarder, has if their tried who ancestors in woman to had came over an automobile closed hour later the door Half beside him, brought his to an memory the from circle of red candelabra or green think of been recently married, to piece and fined for speeding.” a out screaming way rose were a gown, Parker softly, and J. Spencer that he of beauty and interest came scarlet scenes ribbons by broad or street from his nuptial evening couch. —Judge. coat, or fur or even a 1316, first of down the front steps at and had in passing, looked only of on is the emblem the circle tulle; jacket, “What the in the combination world is the sleeve matter, is safe, with walking smiling, and then sadly, without talked had long forgotten. He from this “time.” Then eternity or both dearest!” for exclaimed his bride. and hold to now It is over. passed As he slow, unsteady step. roughness, found himself CALM AND COLLECTED. and even each watch, for circle hang toy one a dress-' “I the dreamed,” he extreme and shuddered and almost newest Paris he by the little store, for things thanking the waitress grocery corner small For place card guest. use a a the maker to swooning notion point to at the equip with a gown entirely himself pathetically paused and smote she him. He felt pleasantly passed against resting the card hour glass, “I dreamed that different I memory; forest sleeves, of velvet saw a as the breast. uncomfortable on and the the glass with an appropriate name like the silk. The in the homemade color scene will or match, but one the “Liar! “Liar!” he said, groaning. He walked that evening with two it. written quotation on oil painting in material is the different. at Again, my it room is of God be done. And yet—it had to of his fellow for little lodgers, exercise a suitable Year’s cards New post are boarding-house.” the material treated same differently, me!” One them forgive before retiring. of cards; they for invitations and place Reminding him of the impossibility braiding it all as covering it over or the whom he had lady sat had happened who to Anyone was young see much attractive and in such of thing, the are very with lace. A a silk young sleeve woman covered with The other Jeremy Watkins, next to at dinner. Mr. Parker’s friend, Mr. was a inexpensive and being managed quiet easy to the so terrified vogue, embroidery is feature man.— gay of a evening who occupied the he lawyer -when the day, next room came young on * important to prepare—two Judge. very coats, also of the little coats. Their talk his in the hall. 1316, might have next to his trunks with to with people. things most Some of these have the body of fur wholesome happy. They for cherishing the and excused been was suspicion bon-bon boxes Have the square, and the How sleeves She Knew. of velvet silk asked him his home his or about and he exactly Beau that not was a with red covered or green crepe paper; Husband matching the —I wonder what the fur in sort of color. Tartan business, curiosity seekers Chesterfield. He not Lord Brummel or as or a the paste tiny calendar, a cover, on people velvet neighbors set into are? brilliant I our new cloth is saw interested idlers, but people sincerely baggage for letting one the cursed as man with ribbon, the tie around a they moved this in of the morning. pretty developments of the of him. They talked the In trunk fall roughly to ground, his never the bow at top. I Wife—Well, they pinafore not well made are with gown other very themselves; his with him his fee; but answered no quarreled and questions over bell-shaped booklet Make and a provided with things, touch of the plaid They velvet any way. except piping frankly. his feelings, further give vent to a and, to the New Year’s resolutions write in haven’t lawnmower, got in the girdle washing a and the or a bit that When he returned his there the door to and he strode to room gave the below; opposite given on page machine, hose for cleaning through shows the or a elongated armhole. flower his The jerk. There bureau. vicious bell knob the was a gas on a the leave it blank for to write guests the windows, step-ladder, Another or a old fashion or— is the The new burning low. windows look his face not were return was on or a gesture a was resolutions down original to be read Husband —How earth did of the different on front you the fresh, panel. What slightly opened, and that did reveal body not of his pure aloud. that? find out the calls “little air surrounded him. He found pitcher possessor home at ill-mannered a him young man, a coarse, a “I will be what I wish people to Wife —Oh, I asked them for loan gown”—half a low and with of cool hand, and glass the stable, rather than water at elbow of properly a am.” think I these things.—Tit-Bits. of —shows the sleeves stood it. Presently, Mrs. Simpson combination rough face, His idea the house. near square, “I will live closer ideals.” to my charming in knocked his door. “It occurred and mouth and broad convenient its loose a with at Reporter—So they tell that nose, way. me you “My best self shall rule.” own is of striped Primitive, me,” she It flowered big hands, to said, sweetly, “that But shoulders and Normal. taffeta, burly the his you and Branningham calm and collected were pluck “Where I fault, out I will a “Why does the might yet have unpacked skirt being made inviolate with not with employ clothing, front fortune his and your panel czar respect after the explosion? a a virtue.” plant try to a teller?” books.” white the of chiffon previous with contact gauged to in O’Flanagan—Well, two I calm, any across sor, was “I look life through will at rosecolored “It is the Watkins looked apprehensively three instinctive bespoke vulgarity of at places. A desire for whisk broom, deep girdle of silk but Branningham a collected. or prediction,” wor poor donning glasses, them each trashy literature answered cheap, that the the of contrasting who that he did not attempt color always to brings the —N. Y. Press. conceal. a skirt man person morning.” has his shelves. “N—no,” he explanation. almost impossible adorned short “After It seemed waisted his to length an and dear up a “I will the welcome all bits of happiness has haven’t.” slowly. “I government progressed friend said further, he should be acquaintance short that little round waist of the a or w’hite Matrimonial. that to the way.” come me on he will dismiss his would like fortune such J. Spencer “If to of teller of chiffon meets the and girdle, you use any our a person as rather is or the “Do girls in school have your MADAME MERRI. the employ weather prophets books, just down into library and statisticians.” Parker. shirred around its bottom go edge where that will training fit them for the any yourself. You need help and not radiant, barely laps the Simpson, and it girdle Mrs. sweet top. The over duties of wife?” Debutante. a the For their them to places, bother return to the is shirred fresh, appeared at door, gazed edge and also, forming upper a “Yes, Mrs. Blank. Every graduate interested. Just leave them if get for Then, neck. him moment. seeing round you little at a Encouraging Hens. from this institution is authority an room.” here in she extended trunks, her his hand your —I Bacon experiments being see are fairy-tales.”—Judge. on Caracul Most Popular Fur. the following Sunday of Upon said: and one in Norway with fish made food for as Caracul is unquestionably the Mr. Watkins the neighbors met in most Watkins, I suppose?” “Mr. poultry. Fine. popular of the medium priced 1316. furs front of Watkins “Yes.” J. the point was on Egbert—Well, it looks possible. A winter, and is I’ve this “Say, old got Watkins.” made to “I this is Mr. ho in great who h seen her in —l she man, on asking thought a up of suppose brook nicely nice trout cooked and elaboratetly trimmed wife.” short scheme for managing cordially offering his hand, “I jackets, trunks said, with my two right there he and was, seasoned served gilt-bordered - on a in the next.” well long, loose “Put indeed glad to meet for I but something as her in her me as before you, am wraps. eyes; ought" to plate tempt old hen any to give her orders, short fur is I then heard of from A scarcely “Well, friends. evidently have practical, but my ladylike different you your manner —Yonkers better. Statesman. act I she pleases.”—Milwaukee fashionable, is nevertheless, her do Come to-morrow to 1324, three it let he had been but the as I what accustomed from to, up Sentinel. and have dinner. be We shall doors long him. checked wrap can worn up, over any Desperate. add another of from glad dress, be to gentleman style velvet to a glad you," “I to she reception see am so Juliette —Don’t be surprised if Mr. of acquaintances.” list short to walking Her Gain. skirt. glad know gown a “So that our to went on. we Sapleigh to to-night. proposes you time passed, Instead of wearing velvet And until jacket here. We Henpeck—Why have a almost so one Mrs. to you are always are you are Kathleen —Gracious! Do think you three months day, later, there prefer bright to have family here, and stumbling many women now everything? like over so you a a can he will? 1316 again Mr. J. to Spencer handsome velvet with much I how fur Henpeck—Dunno. But pleased imagine to came gown, was a ought you “I do. When I refused him last the He pulled door knob which Parker. coat be left lodger in the object; that I cultivated can not to learn new our was by a carriage ran across you night he said he didn’t what became care trepidation, and with heard slipped oft gentleman.” before some entering accident! —Detroit Free or Press. of him.” —Cassell’s. faint tinkle of the the imitation again reception Brown flushed the angrily, Watkins supposing caracul room. the cowbell in He talked making attractive, of him, rear. is and she sport with that was more gray, a Gave Her Strength. Late in the Day. the middle-aged, delightfully to her frank, again match, makes at ingenuous glance to but exquisite gown an one the “Did singing instructor do Old Canter —I telling *he your who am you beautiful his answered him of her convinced Black, sincerity. woman however, costume. face is more good?” daughter I truth, told ;ie young man. never again in about a left half He have been here call. must —” while generally the “Some an white one seen, caracul swatted the “Yes, but he neighborhood life. in this time, he my But uncomfortably, passed stammered, hour. as “telling for dress he solely is wear larticularly she hollers good louder ' there. Even “You’re one; riches a the wrong store little me.” the grocery on about corner, smart. you now.” —Houston Post. than enable to put one’s will not ever No. himself slap one to enthusiastically Simpson, replied Mrs. “Mr. he “Yes,” seen was 7 shoe No. be 10 foot into and the leg and to smile a yesterday. He thinks comfortable.” here A Smart Effect. Parker on radiantly. was —Chicago Record-Herald. Four Better. you.” of effect really highly To smart a appearance mother suspicion surging that No. the “My essential 2 shoe,” Again is that it wears waistband a a of His Generosity. ptflleh Extent The mocking him Lusus Naturae. first little —and A the girl, said proudly. Simpson should be well Mrs. was down in front “Generous? Why, he’s the stingiest straightforward and astonishes “Pooh!” rejoined sweet the “What other the son?” again the back. It you so, my little is and at astonishing up knew.” I that ever there’s looks redolent her. man “Why, little in tone with girl, from contempt. look white difference a man frock of Javanaise what such little a Dance a silk matters a he gives himself “Yes; but him number of I in the away clothing known the “That’s nothing. My like mother “I have a rosebuds foregoing ones see with pink the make trimmed in the and wear* silver as there is call for whenever Watkins, outlay replied in ma’am.” a any —Judge. 6.” ads.!” No. a leaves. woman's figure. look of a years, a monev.” —Houston Post. of voice subdued