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June 27, 1906 · Page 5 of 8

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I —■— TEETH THAT OUR TERRIBLE WERE GLORIOUS REPUBLIC. ITCHING USELESS Give and Take. SCALP. “Gracious, dear,” said the first my Man Puzzle the Who Had Suddenly Broke Out to Eczema Also society belle, spitefully, “ I do hope Hands on Sustained you’re the Loss ill. You look Limbs—An Old Soldier not much older Declares! so to-night.” “Cuticura of Them. Is Blessing.” a "I’m well, quite thank dear,” you, replied .Through sacrifice S? an<f author Wilson, of "The “At all Harry Leon the other. “And you—how times to all wonderfully people I and tears am we willing testify to to the domiciled for merits of Spenders,” Improved You look Cuticura. a summer was are. you It saved from than the me worse torture in with colony of artists positively Connecticut young.”—Philadelphia ledger. a T b the hC,r of hades, about the ° * * 1900, with year had and all of whom to into writers, go itching \ scalp and temples, on my and afterwards the Saturday it commenced the relates city day, break to every out High-flung, on my our hands. Then it broke out limbs. Evening Post. on my ALL HAIL emblem PE-RU-NA then waves I went to Surgeon,, whose a treatment but loafing. nothing Wilson doing was dm good, but rather anew me no aggravated and from artistically, He loafed the disease. I then told him Its o’er the I sacred promise sea. A Case of would and physician with time hail fun go in to time met and see Erie. a STOMACH The reply that CATARRH. I could was, anywhere go the place. One of the natives of some nol but of like a case mine could eczema day he the road who found in two be cured; that men I too old (80). I was went Saved the eminent doctor struck to seemed congenial, and he in the an up an city of Erie and treated with him for six months acquaintance proposed with with them. He like results. I had read ” of Declaration the Cuticura “ drive and two and they got a a surrey Remedies, and I for sent the Cuticura so horses. Ointment, Soap, and Resolvent, and continued British From taking the Resolvent “Can drive?” asked Wilson. until I had you taken six bottles, stopping it take to the "Sure,” of his sudden friends one replied, Pills. I getting better. I was now took “i fine driver.” am a baths day, two and night at I let a the They aboard lather of the Soap got started down dry and I used the on. the Comparatively few of present Ointment witE- great effect after the road. Before washing they had half gone a to being how generation know in near water, to stop the warm itching at mile the frightened team by was a I precious cured. of lost most The once. am now Cuticura our was passing automobile The and treatment blessing, ran away. and should is a be the Declaration of national documents, used by driver who has valiantly steered the horses itching every one of the during the Independence. It was war skm. I can’t and say any thank into telegraph more, pole and Wilson and a Declaration of Independence 1812. The of God that He has the world such given a his two friends thrown helterskelter were Wm. curative H. Gray, 3303 in Mt. hung, for frame Vernon years, many a into the road. Philadelphia, St., Pa., August 2, 1905.” the department in in the state room Wilson slowly gathered" himself together. Stephen Pleasonton, occupied then by One of his friends sitting was GRIST OF GRINS. who Washington in moved to 1800 in ditch rubbing his bruises the and with the Mr. Monroe, government. Eddie the middle —“Say, uncle, stood in what’s the other of the radjum?" when he elected president, was created Undo that’s —“Aw, tearful misery the road gazing in at two stuff they make office, which conferred was a new radiators of.” which held in the palm front teeth he of Pleasonton, that Mr. chief of upon “Father, what’s the of his hand. difference between establishment, the lighthouse to which lunch It?” and lucky wasn’t luncheon?” “Pretty a escape, a Miss Mary O’Brien, Myrtle 306 the auditing of the added ministerial was “About dollar something and asked Wilson, for of Ave., want quarter, Brooklyn, a N. Y., writes: a my consular and accounts. This boy.” better to “Peruna say. cured In five weeks me office by Mr. Pleasonton retained was “How did of the with the catarrh of that black “Yes,’ replied the get stomach, you after man eye, under all the succeeding administrations suffering for four Willie?” “I and dat,” oh, doctoring got replied Willie, teeth, weeping afresh, “but please, years until his death, which occurred without effect. In with disgustedly, “by common waitin’ please, tell what shall I do with to count ten me, in 1855. other grateful who have been ones when I like told these?” was angry, you me commissary benefited by discoverv, I Mr. Beaseley, of prisoners your say. to.” AH hail Peruna. ” to of in London, forwarded Pitied Pitcoe. to war Nervous Old Lady (on seventh floor the state department London with A who had started some man a of hotel) —“Do know what you Mr. H. J. Henneman, precautions Oakland, Neb., friend stating that the English a,week’s automobile tour newspapers on the proprietor of the hotel writes: has stayed weeks. finally fleets receiving two When and transports away were “ I waited before writing taken to about against fire?” Porter—“ Yes, you they got back to town, he home, went troops at Bordeaux, France, with the sickness, catarrh of the stomach, my he has the place inshoored for mum; which I had received and his wife him coldly. intention of operating against Washington over a year ago. it’s twice wot worth.” “There people who told It What dreaded scolding he and were me Baltimore. Soon after was and it a “Well, Mr. Lambkin, how do you would not cured, stay but I am sure upbraiding. “I glad be to learned that the British fleet an so am was was being like married?” “Not that in the least. I cured, for do feel I not am any back with here, dear,” he said; Chesapeake in the bay, and that it you was ill effects, I longer have allowed good appetite to smoke, to am no more a Poor Pitcoe?” “but I pity Pitcoe. old the The ascending Patuxent. officials getting fat. and drink to alone.” am out “Then or go you is Pitcoe?” “What the matter with So I and will “ to I citizens of the little capital city all, and am, say am must be married.” “I sorry you am lady, sharply. “Ah, fellow,” said the cured for good. poor hourly expecting attack. were an not allowed be to either.” sorry, I thank for “ kindness. said her husband, “at this you your moment Upon receipt of this information, Mrs. Nibs—“ Why absurd “Peruna will be house were you so medicine our giving his wife is him the very which few days belore the was a enemy tell Bibbs hereafter. ” the to at dinner table as deuce!” And that wily speech got Washington, entered Mr. Monroe, that tell of old Catarrh the turkey from stomach is also known you can an him off then secretary of James Madison state, in parlance dyspepsia, by the teTeth?” Nibbs— common as young one gastritis a the Lord of the lowly and great, being president, his mounted horse, and indigestion. No medicine Up Him. “So I can.” Mrs. Nibbs to —“Nonsense. praise Our and Thee— ascend to prayers will be of benefit permanent rode Benedict, small village except to any a on —How Turkeys Regular Boarder have teeth.” —Nibbs more many guard glorious State Grant .no to our us — it the catarrh. removes the Patuxent, where the British forces piece this times I going to “Well, I have.” integrity. In virtue and see same am A Great Tonic. being landed, climbed and were an of pie? eminence within of quarter mile Austin Mr. M. Small, a a and boss told Astoria, Ore., the Flattery the Sex. The treat Waiter —Dunno, sir. matter with silent scorn, the writes: “During of village, in order the hot to ascertain the weather of time decided till et when another He —It giving it reminder of the faot ago keep to to some you Unpremeditated was you An me the past I lost appetite. I strength of the summer Being my enemy. soft convinced could that mails Free Press. licked that the —Detroit the British soap. it carry we upon once tried Peruna, and found it pleasant to after his inspection that the didn’t know time we She—Umph I forth noisy in tha capacity taunt Celebration a sang a take, splendid appetizer and great a a had this business, In force available that could advantage “There is no had air his successfully soft one for at side. of males ever soap ” tonic. resist gardener, them, he sent mused the expert note to ’ as American. With a —Balitmore been Questioned. bound he the lad* a was on is grafting Mr. Pleasonton orchard. “It by vidette, his advising stood in 60 Bus. Winter Wheat he Per Acre and, having a seized by the collars, two singular. hftn that is by always That’s the best The but the to tqken means the time, yield of Balzer’s Red no all Cross Hybrid mare Winter By DUNCAN M. SMITH se you can began in expletives care was far from polite to wheat. Send 2c in for stamps free sample of same, aa Is the where it.” —Balti- of the books and Everything swallow of the money public to Wheats, state also goes, get the catalogue of Winter threaten papers Rye, Barley, Clovera, them with kinds of many Timothy. Grasses, Bulbs, Trees, etc. for fall planting* —Puck. Fourth of department. motive. July in boarding house American. a BALZEK dire punishment SEED CO., W.K.l„»Croaae, which the law more Box its Wla. in is calculated to make unattached not Acting at this authority an infinite wisdom the kindness of its once upon or male citizen, although otherwise Mr. Pleasonton purchased heart does allow. not some coarse fully patriotic loyal, and linen had appreciate and it Meanwhile made into bags of the boys only not were Save the of those who fought, Babies. the efforts suitable size, in which he, protesting their assisted by innocence, but were might barefoot that joy bled and went the others of the threatening office, placed him with the that awful avenger firecracker in the find vent books other year and once a of all whom to the sufferer papers. wrongs cousins. all of its little and Mr. Pleasonton had the bags with carted turns all confidence when all that, sweet, addition If in to to grist mill one other which he selected fail, the big brother. a INFANT MORTALITY means as a is something frightful. We realize of hardly that the repository of all idealic creature, can suitable depository. The mill, which It becoming embarrassing was an of the composite picture virtues and all the unoccupied, children bom belonged to in Edgar civilized situation, in which was Wilmont countries, looking was twentytwo nearly cent., per or short, world’s famous beauties, in the Paterson, situated and the to' Virginia for place was back on out, when the a die before of they the world, is one-quarter, only girl in out reach the side of the Potomac, beyond the thirtyseven excited of voice broke a young one \ woman year cent., per or more why is there town, Chain bridge, miles above any reason a man, two Georgetown. his above the general din of ears on than one-third, before they five, and one-half before they of boarding lone inhabitant the the are fifteen! one the day. are in the grand overlooked house, The last load had left “Please don’t hurt them,” and Mr. Pleasonton We she do hesitate that not exclaimed. to timely of Castoria would say a population to use carried the rush that save a just quitting the mar “They didn’t vacant do it. I threw was Should awake? rural joys, jority of stay these precious lives. Neither do those firecrackers when, turning back at suddenly hesitate myself out rooms, you that to of these we | Wilmont say many He thought not. Hugo whether the window, anything had of but I to been didn’t left see suppose infantile deaths occasioned by the the of tilted back rustic chair the narcotic on preparation are Drops, behind, his would take about to consternation he tinctures it use the you on so saw on a, to closed his and eyes narrow the Declaration Fourth July.” of of Independence, and soothing sold for children’s 1 complaints contain syrups less opium, which had been Wilmont overlooked, turned, and there still hanging more pleading or ZL or before him the divine the wall. He hastily morphinei it They cut in considerable was upon one. quantities, deadly poisons. In quantity are, any “I—l beg out of the frame and carried it pardon,” he stammered; your away they stupefy, retard circulation and lead with the other “of I didn’t mind It.” death. congestions, Castoria course papers. to sickness, “Oh, thought I from the He then began be to about way you uneasy exactly the but operates that it the of bears signature must reverse, perhaps did,” acted, she you replied, the place he nad chosen, for If see you the with twinkle in her Washington, British took which a eye. he Chas. H. Fletcher. Castoria the blood circulate the properly, to causes opens “I will I ought be to firmly believed they would own arrested up do, and interfering for with the of the skin that, they and allays constitutional at fever. would in all soon very pores rights of free born American probability detach force for the a purpose but tell Letters to the citizens, truth, I of destroying foundry from for Prominent the Physicians was a getting the world for shot leaving making of and revenge on in the cannon ' i lonely while it neighborhood, of went off and so to would me course addressed Fletcher. Chas. H. to time.” good have consider grist mill too valuable a a a 1 might apologize “You left standing in thing be to to the world country a Dr. A. F. Peeler, fliMililiMlSj of St. Louis, Mo., la “I have prescribed Castoria says: your the through boys,” she subdue. they meant to Mr. Pleasonton suggested. and have many always cases found It efficient speedy remedy.” and an replied; will,” he of the “I but therefore visited Virginia turning Dr. E. Down, some on of Philadelphia, Pa., Castoria In "I have prescribed says: your practice for my with they had many great satisfaction myself and benefit discovered years he farm houses, whose to to not waited only my for owners were patients.” little pleasantries of loan him the life. willing to too in wagons Dr. J. E. Waggoner, of Chicago, 111., “I heartily recommend most says: can I shouldn’t the know have documents “I which to Castoria done to to the public it,” J’our remedy for children’s convey tried complaints. I have as a and t found it of great value.” they said, distance of 35 miles. she walked Leesburg, There back, but as a Dr. Edward Parrish, of Brooklyn, Y., N. “I have used Castoria la says: your suggestion deposited in there they of empty repentance no an was were household my with good results, aud advised own have patients several it to use for Its mild laxative which effect and freedom her voice. keys of from harm." in house, the given were Only Firecracker. a Dr. J. B. Elliott, of New York City, “Having during the should Littlejohn, who past six have,” says: “Yes, he Rev. Mr. AVfcgeiaUe years insisted; to PrcparatiooforAs- you was one m dream for few of prescribed moments Castoria for infantile disorders, a sweet stomach your I heartily commend moat internal should have blown the collectors of I "you of up.” revenue. Its The formula me similatinglhcFoodandßegula- contains nothing deleterious to the use. delicate most of children.” that girl before be should drift one big "I to shoot with his labors, Mr. too off Worn out Pleasonton Dr. firecrackers Bowels \M C. G. Sprague, of Omaha, Neb., “Your Castoria am Is Ideal medicine Stomachs and of says: the ting an into oblivion. for I children, and frequently prescribe While It. I do advocate the not India* but letter, 'he I all in alone, states retired and anyway, was a a is all It not criminate of at for staid proprietary medicines, Castoria Is yet use exception uncommon for conditions an the table night bunch early bed that and tempted to me.” slept which arise In the of children.” on care and sober old bachelors who appear morning he Dr. J. A. Parker, of Kansas City, Mo., soundly. Next “Your informed Castoria holds says: the esteem not big was “No, too for that, are you drifted far have the to past 01 so age of the medical profession In held by other proprietary a manner preparation. It jj| no the by the people of little tavern else anything want to do. I ought you and reliable medicine la for Infants of that they back and children. cannot In Digestion. Cheerfu- a sure fact. It is the universal romance see Promotes he had that stayed household where remedy for infantile evening ailments.” disfranchised for be having to not shot land of glories, that to be nursing jl to Rest. tains neither and Con H. Merrill, ness Dr. F. of Angusta, Me., during "Castoria had the Is that they of the finest night, says: bunches seen off few myself.” one very a hopeless love getting secret and and a X and remarkable most remedies Opium,Morphine Mineral. for infants children. and In opinion Castoria nor my your being the 24th of August, the late same “It is not a too to saved thousands from make has early I furnish amends hundreds testimonials Jots of comfort out of it. an of grave. 1 can Not Narcotic. this locality from its the direction of Washington, to efficiency and in merits.” large fire as Continentals.” the outraged to closed bis tbe W'ilmont dream eyes; M. Dr. Norman Geer, of Cleveland, Ohio, “During the last twelve the light which proved to be years says: from and I shall do “No, at amiable sprite who tells so I have frequently that recommended fairy, Castoria the best once. of preparations of the your as one which the buildings, the public enemy kind, being safe In hands the of please and effective In relieving children’s let parents Won’t help very you me shoot pleasant things that JtKtpeaFOIdLrSAMUELFITCHER many are us so disorders, while the with which such preparation pleasant be administered burned fire and had set to ease the a can on || is left of what off bunch, your and leading him gently back Is advantage.” not to Pumpkin. Seut“ great was a so, \ ground. f I get then Alx.Smna .'” we can some more * Dr. F. H. Kyle, of St. “It affords Paul, Minn., pleasure showing to add old homestead and the him says: me my I -S Washington RakJUSato- he When returned to the and long list endorse Castoria. to of those who have used on The name now your she “But,” protested, hesitatingly, place, -when from I S the the calm about Anise Seed of the the printing of formula *■ fact Ingredients the being known through the the public 26th he found the on buildings j ■ acquainted." not “we the recommendation there good for of sky burst forth is and sufficient physiciaih thunder are wrapper one any reason summer a still burning, and learned that the and cheerfully.” I know of its good recommend it qualities citizens American clap louder and “All terrifying acquainted more are had British evacuated the city army Fourth of July,” combined if the than the report all he of the on exclaimed, CASTORIA preceding evening, in the the belief though the GENUINE ALWAYS tbe world oracle artillery in being fired had were as spoken. II the Americans that again were assembling Aperfect Remedy forConstipa- is Wilmont, “My off at name and once. the for the in of -fj rear purpose Stomach.Diarrhoea tion. Sour the Signature is—” Bears of y* later he moment realized Just that yours a off their retreat. M cutting Convulsions .Feverish- Worms Marble.” only firecracker, singing “Is Miss it its a was British the fleet still hovered But Sleep, as and Loss m of ness charming nation’s jubilee “Truly tbe in under and part his name, a now neighborhood and in the threatened f each other, know Miss chair. that Marble, we | Signature facsimile of with Washington second invasion, a why is there might been should That have considered any reason we a considered safe it to bring not the was u celebrate?” the days when not joke in good he was of the department state back 9 papers YORK. NEW it didn’t appeal but to him kindled by the just Thus young, spark of the the for weeks. In meantime Mr. some “Confound such. those then boys!” ; firecracker, began as innocent friendship occasional Pleasonton made a trips to You Have The Kind Always Bought glaring he muttered, at of which ripened into a something group particular for Leesburg to papers celebrators few doors who when for a away, closer, months later some the of state had which secretary occasion if counted for another declaration, appearances there were, older refer in the transaction anything, was to of business. For Over In Use 30 Years. M ignorant of the the‘other, fact that he hut than the ever new, answer, WRAPPER. COPY OF EXACT this side of the Atlantic though low, was strongly ocean. was suggestive kiL. ■ THE CENTAUR COUP ARY, TV HURRAY ST. NEW YORK CITY. He closed his the good old think of Fourth whether to of July eyes „ Fight. Never to would “Union forever.’’ remonstrate with them motto: or Wise patch their quarrels men up before they begun. are