/ ■ ■ —« ■■■ ■■ ■■ — - ■■ - Family Affair. A day, I'm going to let the children Extra Army Rations. Rabbi. Wise Girl. Years Fifty V a smothered sleep. Othello had just Desdemona. It’s pity I'm taking the not a All European armies have “So certain she married that awful Jack Chief Trieste, recently Rabbi Meli, of Departs train George instead of down I’ll you. go weekly in the extras of food Rounder? Why, didn’t she know that of office. years’ way completed 50 tenure him “She had wakened twice, and to walk get coffee ready.” your Sugar is given in England and France, he had blackballed by club been The jubilee celebrated in all the every was Business the three times hunt burglars “That’s all baby, to for have I’ll time for this gallons of beer in Russia, two hall in town?” The chief burgomaster synagogueo. cellar twice close in the and to First thing the morning. know I’ll you wine gallon of in Italy, three why she took him. She pounds —that’s “Yes personally his congratulations tendered a SUBURBANITE OF A THE TALE back parlor windows the be down with dyspepsia. rain If only so we fish in Spain, of five and there’d be chance of thought the to chief rabbi. ol some ounces LOOMIS BATTELL had wouldn’t in,” explained CHARLES alarm clock.” his By cpme an Tiim Belgium. in evenings.”— butter keeping at home * "Minerva’s Americans," (Author "Cheerful of friends. “I’ve been asking to get ever you one Cleveland Leader. Maneuvers,” Etc.) Artificial Ears. make the since Fearing, however, here. to tragedy moved out Be to we sure Early Start. Burtsell who eight old, Roe, was years somber, Shakespeare get to-day.” too wrote one Oliver Lodge, High Finance. Sir whose born with is far without has been fitted a name ears, “Well, different version.—N. Y. Sun. along, and don’t delay up a run Bowie*.) Joseph B. (Copyright, 1905, by in connection with psychical Hie law pair It is high finance when at Bowling Green hospital, Toledo, mous research, Oh, hang it all." me. park-like little in business —N. Cranfield is pretty put the at isn’t catch O. He always of enough possessed the was to a smart Observer. you. Keen age sense “What’s the matter now?” York of New 14. hamlet 30 miles hearing. about out of Y. Press. Bessie —Oh, Tommy! My baby new “I didn’t shave yesterday, and I’ve road. Suburban the New Jersey & dolly is almost human! When ou I shave got to the to-day. look like I the station far from Not on one her she very begins to and squeeze cry, devil.” but smallish the is of side streets when I her bed she a closes put to up “No, dear, eyebrows too your are NEW FOOD LAW that in and comfortable white house, her eyes! straight for that.” honeysuckle white house with its completely Tommy—Huh! She’d be human more “Huh! Where’s razor?” my lives George the walls covering if she closed her when eyes you "In the usual place, put dear. I my and Harlis, Harlis, his wife Ellen walk the floor with her, and began to it there day.” every and Eleanor, their two children, Harry when bed! —Puck. her put to cry you “Oh, you’re you? wonder, aren’t a whose somewhere between ages are That’s what brought it is well to be War Notes. 8 and 12. up.” ‘That has Mrs. Potter the flgfit know demand to York, young whole. George is in business in New a queer People illustrations of Witness used anti-injunction now the bill they manufacturer a - as are George is already lathering his face hobby,” they eat. said Henpeck. “Whenever what by Mrs. exactly which by example, printing labor the seeking unions-seek tie and he is American. to on good a average and rubbing while his wife it in, and hands retailer that of by maker of truthful, statement told she be courts and the issue exact wedding notice in To prevent each pkg. the or our and pleasing-looking, sees a a Ellen, his wife, is slight of he begins satisfactory. down expedite is order into to matters is “pure” not shame other makers food to restrain the the any members of ingredients, to goes she clips it out. I wonder what paper mentally she is and more that trust from thing by the white clay attacking fair “pure” the to shave. contain destroying doing common people, Candy men or may she wants with them?” than match well-meaning but for her a of food, property. establishing harmful. Such bill be is and yet and pure “pure” dyes an era “Ellen! that very a perhaps Ellen! Never mind or “Probably,” her husband, replied irascible husband. the forced and most infamous has not yet contain “pure” glucose insult to procedure but that Syrups our may train. I've myself.” cut half-hoping, half-fearing she’d catch the It is George’s take custom to courts and the deceive to beneficial. and digestible and people laid who adulterate those common quite be even ever yet Ellen from down stairs says: his meaning, “probably she them puts before Congress and the this effort to it is Representatives S:O2 train for York, and contain methods hence New change their catsup Tomato may a want “I’m dear; tut do Congress in sorry, you be in scrapbook.”—Philadelphia Press. acid held and show boracic must to strict sentiment salicylic public way of a a that habit that of the small amount is a or accountability causes arouse one they needn’t and tell them to for their fraud, deceit of acts relating condition me go preservative, which the of present out may of the the head necessary of three hairs in as a gray thereto. when A Bride’s Sad Fate. But bills morning? before Cranfield this harmful stop at and be to and harm. with come another. one agree Ellen, his wife. Congress that drawn in the publishers interest the is paying to Mrs. afraid The undersigned Blifkins —I darter are There’ll others it, be to take my am you which Behold the George bedroom in of all the people they should receive the $20,000.00 to America about of contain portion of Is that awful unhappy with husband flour Wheat a know.” may new Outside and his tfife sleeping. active practically personal of the are people support print this in announcement improved. Olive be really and flour of hers. But eight! corn “By jipps, ten minutes of it and and the the sky is dark lowering, representatives and be instructed magazines, in all of the and oil. great seed of cotton made papers be oil may Mrs. Gab —Do tell! Have heard himself I will take (He looks it.” at you by the citizens. The Senators also the conduct of what he chooses to term, bids fair be day. to rainy and be beef suet yet contain a Butter may so? bleeding. in the glass.) “Bleed! Go should be written on and instructed. If, “an esteemed to educational campaign,” to is nutritious. little silver traveling clock A seei/ “No; I’ve him the but street therefore, Ellen, Where’s the absorbent cotton? will people on remember privilege be of direct the greater value to you your must and eats who buys The evidently ticking the person bureau. It on married, he and duty will he and than the establishment libraries. day since at of where’s that confounded absorbent got every you once —now many — has family, he and himself and 25 a for it is protect has alarm attachment, no of held be method That is to worthy independent write chippy and walks along just to Congressman a What doing downstairs, and Senator cotton? your as are you under George demands, law and minutes by it, right and past to, a the Tell now using for public good. seven this food bill. Clip money subdued and enclose doesn’t look He on pure anyhow?” as ever. peacefully sleeping, and his wife still selection intelligent the which he make herewith show them are the people facts, presented and ask to can copy a way Weekly. bit.”—N. Y. dear. “It’s the bathroom. in Hurry, a and them lulled thereto by the darkness, make business to of following it a of food. rely help themselves and them to upon and I’ve broken in your eggs cup a through the committee considering air. it. the heaviness of the Life. autumn of The Mystery introduced been bills have food intelligently effectively. Many and act coffee’s peeled pure and your orange, your Urge its being brought to vote and half-hour, and a The clock the $lO requesting strikes “The Millyards keep house legislatures; on a passed by State and some if will freely forgiven cold.” reader be getting The that they vote for it. Sirs. it. Congress looks Harlis wakes and at offered been to week.” have many the he entirely forgets reference to bathroom Some George into the oppressively intelligent and prances objectionable. far “Hurry all thus but "George! George! she cries. Millyards seem The “That’s different. but Grape-Nuts, if he will very Postum and carping critic this is simply while he’s and upsets bottle of arnica may say an a politicians difficult for to seemed It has is half-past up! It and and get afford be beggarly. the food movement to join seven. advertisement for pure can Postum and Grape- getting the cotton. bill that would satisfactory formulate a things. do You’ll miss train.” burn. We They’ve Nuts. It is that these got to true articles your are money are “Can’t keep that coffee hot? avoid people and yet the you protect common spoken of here in C. POST. public W. but if live less than the George and to a is only try A manner, response. poor, we on f-n ire prevent endless and makers What do I of lot of cold coffee? honest want harm to a bfe shall certainly the SSO week, late the night before at a we up was retailers. No gov’t trouble to commission I look fine Say, Ellen, I now. ruined.” —Puck. the house of their neighbors, next-door right fix the to officer has or look with that fine absorbent cotton BILL. FOOD the TEXT OF PURE what standards” define Chivvinses, he is compressing and to people “food on.” Appropriate. what shall not eat, for shall and If it address send agrees and to meets approval it and cut out, sign eight hours’ sleep six. your into name Silence for then two minutes, and The and bright clerk tacking the with another not with was up agree one may Breakfast be ready. representative publications from which cut "George! must in Buy two you congress. more or George rushes downstairs, three steps the deprive would common calendar. such act new Get up.” this. Keep of the U. S. Senators for reference other send the to and one one The liberty. at the back personal time, and, stepping of his citizen a over “It’s right pretty,” the commented Harlis George, and he Sirs. nudges from the chances Ltd.> State. do the and for Ask friends perhaps the two to Cereal Co., same your one or of hif chair, Postum himself. seats boss, “but have crooked.” it you wildly sitting posture. rises to the foods in prepared up of a makers largest Pure Food will be good. “That’s elegant, dear.” “Oh, that’s all right,” laughed the knowledge "What’s happened?” close naturally have world, a has filled George his mouth he so bright clerk. “It given by out was a people and the details needs of the of the “You've overslept. That’s all. Don’t he eloquently, cannot speak, but pantomimes insurance crooked company.”—Chicago (the of the business the of purveyors, unless want talk, but dressed, get you and looks his watch. at by this experience A BILL News. and, guided Da.*/ retail grocer) the 8:30.” take be sensible and to- jipps, I’ll “By make it yet!” bill for submission prepared have a the sarcastic at “And have old man Striving Please. to which is intended to Congress He tastes his makes to accomplish and eggs a jumping expense?” George, says my ends, and inasmuch desired “It the grieves find that as a to face. me you prefer TO half REQUIRE MANUFACTURERS SHIPPERS OF FOODS INTERSTATE AND FOR the of bed and emptying out right to food contents the U. S. has citizen of a saying disagreeable things about “These cold stone.” eggs are as a another washstand when he enters the of the pitcher-on protection SHIPMENT TO LABEL SAID FOODS AND PRINT even people,” said the considerate “They when brought Ann woman. were warm gov’t the deemed tnat State it is proper the and the rest floor. THE INGREDIENTS CONTAINED SUCH IN FOODS on “Yes,” Cayenne, answered Miss “and them dear.” in, provide and this control of matter take a office “You might think ON EACH PACKAGE THEREOF. you were it grieves find to such universal “Well, how times have told I me a A all the states. many national law to govern r of junior partner.” boy, instead preference for hearing disagreeable reproduced. herewith her bring them the bill is till she hears of not to in copy Representatives'of Be it enacted by the Senate House of and the United - don’t “If you’re talking I to things.”—Washington me, whether the Star. maker the Sec. 1 foot the stairs? Breakfast governs my on States of America in Congress assembled That firm every person, vigorously or corporation hear you,” George, packages sealed, in small food is put says ought up be something to look forward to Grown Wise. otherwise. the in manufacture, preparation in barrels, boxes engaged compounding of food for splashing into his and water or or or eyes. ears and it’s ; ghtmare.” to, a n “Is yoh husban’ lookin’ foh work?” who the retailer Sec. 2 may towel?” ‘‘Where’s that confounded human consumption, shall print governs in plain view each package thereof made on Ellen breath and draws long a food “Yes,” sell the in barrel and answered Mrs. Pinkley. open a usual.” “Right in front of by for them shipped from Territory, State the you, as District of Columbia, or any or or says: he the When puts small quantities. “He’s done foun’ its out dat less work his full of water, George, eyes complete and of all the ingredients accurate statement thereof, “If got at you’d have defined a you up seven, also bag he must goods into paper a lookin’ to out foh work dan it is to go the towel and pulls down snatches at time, deal*.” of the statement enclose printed by words in to describe said ingredients, together with the copy common a use stay home an’ chop wood an’ carry splasher. the affixed the maker which to of the “Suppose the sleep?” I need was announcement that said statement is made by the authority of, and guaranteed water foh de wash tubs.” —Washington bull china “Oh, in if aren't inasmuch the and original pkg. you a a as “Take it other the end.” at to be accurate by, the makers of such food, and the and complete Star. name undertake to guarantee reailer when Ellen. cannot shop you’re late,” says good “Well, when is have to a a man of shall all address the makers be affixed thereto; printed in plain of type ingredients he the statement of must a “Why world didn’t call in the you Working in the time? all city, The Danger. the publish the of makers statement than size less that knowm eight point, and the not in English language. as anyhow? I’ll have to get at seven, me chance.” evening’s only my “Why didn’t permit address his and client and add you your own name as a the covering of of manufactured, Sec. 2, That each and package every pushes her bands Ellen out at him. his selling the food it is of guarantee testify; didn’t to think he as would you from State, prepared compounded foods shipped Territory the District any or or “Eat, dear. I catch represented him tvhich relieves the eat, want to to you acquit himself well?” said responsibility truth of Columbia, when the food in package shall have been of of the of taken from retailer that train.” “He might’ve acquitted himself well, and throws it the the statement upon supplied covering by for the makers and re-covered by for the sellers, “Glad rid eh?” to get of or or a me, the but jury would have convicted him maker, where it properly belongs. when “Well, you’re lovely you're face within not shall bear its its enclosure accurate of the statement upon an copy preaching.”—Houston or Poat. as sure as remaining sections explain themselves. The hurry, know.” in of which a you of ingredients and the makers appeared the package name upon Honest Confession elevates George his eyebrows and covering of said food supplied by for the makers thereof, printed Cereal Co., Ltd., The Postum for as or or example, “At rate,” said the who his shoulders. looks shrugs He any woman narrowly and have from the beginning of its like the statement of the makers printed, such statement in manner as was “I not parvenue.” wife. his sneers, am at a printed the existence outside of each on shall also bear the and address of the firm corporation person, name or “Neither I,” Miss answered Cayenne. pkg. of Postum “That coffee would have all and and Grape- been am every food". re-covered such that truthful and food “But I hate think of Nuts exact statement the to foolish right, Ellen, if hadn’t poured it out a you Sec. 3, That it shall be unlawful for of what the contents made of in to purposely, were any person or persons order investments I have made trying to Well, good-by.” long so ago. that the might know consumer precisely wilfully and maliciously alter, obliterate destroy such statement become one.”—Washington Star. remove, or “Good-by, dear. Aren’t going to you what he she eating. A or was person appearing packages of food, ingredients provided of in the preceding kiss me?” on as buy, desiring for instance, strictly to The Theorist. this unless catch shall “Not morning, who violate this sections, and section shall be you person or persons any fruit jelly and willing to the pure pay duty My 'tis the world to teaeh the Remind the train. to price has right to expect only conviction shall way not guilty of misdemeanor, and be fined not less than me on a an upon a one Just how things should be run, equivalent for the but further to-night. Hold in and cost right lap, a you my me five dollars, hundred dollars than hundred imprisoned not less make I ahead and speech nor more or go a certainty to what he to eats. Or he a as you—” kiss And feel duty’s done. my than six months, than month both, the discretion of the nor more or one m be willing buy at less to cost jelly may a —Washington Star. “Don’t talk Ann will hear so. court. « fruit juices, made part of and \ sugar a you.” of glucose. portion But he be must That the Bureau of Chemistry DECLINED WITH Sec. 4, of the THANKS. supplied Department of Agriculture shall laughs, his George leaves napkin for with truthful information of the to be from procured retail dealers, and analyze, to procure, cause or cause or his wife fold, and rushes from the to ingredients be and permitted his to analyzed examined, chemically, microscopically, nse be otherwise, samples or or with minutes which to house in two personal liberty to select his food manufactured, I own of all prepared compounded foods offered for sale in original, the equivalent of four city make or accurately. unbroken packages in District in Territory, His hat in his hand, he the of Columbia, in blocks. any or have The people allowed the other slow overtaking sprints along, two than shall ha\te respectively other that in which been murder State they manufactured any of infants and adults, HE SPRINTS ALONG by tricky wives throwing whose sprinters are foreign country, intended otherwise produced, from for a or or or makers of food, drink and drugs to go on them from the front door. Kisses to Agriculture shall foreign Secretary of make to country. The export necessary alarm clock like a I used to when long I about enough. an Duty to oneself, he he reflects that is, yet Hurried as the provisions of this carrying out Act, is clerk.” family and nation rules and regulations for and demands that was a every him kiss, and he threw Ellen no and join in organized “Like woman clerks, used to is man chemists, inspectors, laborers, good. an authorized employ such and As hereby to you you conclusion that he tnust the to clear.our comes movement to people from this used is to better.” the provisions to out of this Act employes, be other carry necessary as may bear. You be blight. be able not to a may personally go “Well, look here, if think I you results of the the examinations and analysis such publication of and to make Washington to the platforms to impress make two As the three your men have time for of one your grammar manufacturer, producer dealer Congressmen, but who in And shall effective deem he most or any pulls out you can, a proper. the George, of last may as car haven’t. lessons, I Where’s toothbrush? tell him by my letter how way full application and tender and payment of the you selling down these refuse supply, writes book and to his note upon Confound it. all, there's him desire to represent never you. duly articles of food to authorized by of such the samples items: price any person anything in place where Remember the Congressman I is in Congress it!” want alarm clock. receive shall be the guilty “One Agriculture to of misdemeanor, Secretary of same, a the to represent people from “Take it of the his out like cup a mixed." chocolate best “One pound conviction shall be fined not exceeding hundred if district and goodly and dollars, number of citizens one upon a little good boy, and don't get blind because melts and then he slews And their views to him, he express exceeding hundred days, both. not secures imprisoned you’re late.” one or or guide New to duty. Remember the beautiful country to through sure very a firm corporation That who shall “Whose fault is it I’m late?” 5, violate Sec. sections person, or any also that the safety of the people is well the knows York, and office boy as the “Fault of weather, shall guilty of dear. be misdemeanor, Really, of this Act and two and a conviction thafThe by insisting assured upon will of the one George fold that if he had been as bridge isn’t good for temper.” carried exceeding hundred your people be out, fined not two dollars and for not the shall be the first offense and machinations Harlis overslept. of the few for selfish interests. “Oh. I know I’m but I haven’t offense cross, exceeding subsequent not three hundred each dollars be imprisoned for or time be anything different. to Good The Wrong Inference. exceeding both, in not the discretion of the year, court. one or Cannibal Chief —Won’t stay and you food This legislation is pure pure a takes time. Where’s temper collar my Wendell, Harvard, Prof. Barrett of That firm, 6, Sec. corporation, who shall wilfully, any person, pot-luck or with of the take us? people movement for purposely public protection. button?” with lightened anecdote English an an It will be maliciously change add the opposed only by those ingredients food, of make to false or any or ■“Now, George, do be original. incorrect Even lecture. their fatten pockets who by deceiving Miss Sweetie’s Suitor. analysis, with the of subjecting the makers of charges, or purpose if suburbanite, injuring the don’t people. certain instructor,” he and Therefore, “There if you 'are a go was a dash wooed with the of meteor He a fine imprisonment shall guilty foods to under this Act, be of such misdemeanor or a Representative in Congress evades hunting for collar button. Here “who always impressing your it said, said: “You tkill wed Miss Sweteor, a He was me. : and conviction shall exceeding thousand be fined not patriotic dollars his duty hold upon him strict one to fi|id You due out to where put it. accountability I have is, students the need are his of perspicuity. you to be upon if and demand Miss Stout, three imprisoned for I will less than hundred necessary dollars, less not marry than or nor and hands and feet for head when you but she’s equitable and honest sweet meteor.” service. This She’s not is as you, a both. days than thirty late.” nor more you’re one year, or to him “A Post. young man came one —Houston different condition than when faction very a district have* That it shall of attorney Sec. 7, be the duty to ‘ whom lucky every “Well, it’s the the back that had demands class head legislation to get of the Congressman. you day essay an Thoroughly Broken. violation of this Several Secretary of Agriculture- shall report Act the butter to Lands and feet. I’m and not kicking submitted. any years ago cause been proceedings house cook at “Is the of the interests legislation yoijr country demanded new without wish I could prosecuted delay but I the for good essay,’ said instructor, be commenced and get to the at ’A fines at “ and you, up very a kill the oleomargarine industry to yet?” broken In * hour for seasonable in the he returned life, provided. penalties in once paper, such my as case of organization by forced and power She’s broken “Thoroughly. into gobble have to always breakfast Smith, yo\i should write not and Mr. ‘but, my construed to be interfere shall not Sec. 8, That this Act with legislation really unworthy of class commerce a china we’ve got.”—Milwaukee of set every the train like for rush that the most ignorant and in peieon a people man people. Work wanted so beef with the exercise free of their State, police wholly internal in nor by powers any Sentinel. It’s undignified.” say.’ word it cheap comic understand because and butter better paper. you suet every was can a several States. the much milk unclean butter, than but what I always dear. looked “That’s But “The say, up anxiously. young man Disappointed. of acts inconsistent parts with this all acts act hereby That Sec. 9, or are organized interests dairy and forced the less, could talk hurry you’d you if Millionaire —How is First your machine The law should legislation. have repealed. the minutes not twenty of It’s to eight part What “ essay was my more. working? that pkgs. of oleomargarine provided shall in force be and Act effect from That this and after the Sec. 10, first asked.”— has breakfast bell he professor?’ the rung.” and clear to you, of ingredients Millionaire —Very poorly. the statement and now, Second bear hundred and six. nineteen October, of day It wonder. would that’s be Tribune. “Well, N. Y. people who desire purchase let it for a then jaid for three days. Haven’t fine over a and breakfast it is, not kill what try to it by have late, to Ann just like just a —Life. Manufacturers sometimes tax. heavy Him. train in spite Saved What miss of make my and me respectfully requests the Representatives undersigned from The his in their district interests force to try measures own A the of mind him Remnant. sick,, his “Did save Makes presence hurry. way me my his state this the interests support contrary to of the from to but and Senators measure. —Has he face? occurred?” Knicker smash-up auto breakfast.”' when the an delaying of has she labor the Is always and trust people active of body; Bocker —Not all of it; he left his absence four it this v No; it hasn’t done she was “Well, but through bills drafted push in the to train."-—Houston teeth, two and in another he had taken various I here ears one eye but directly am that trust There, of morning. interest contrary now, City•>*ju*...• ..u.*a.StAtf. Signed accidents. N. Y. 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