AND DIDN’T PITH POINT. HUSBAND FOR PENNY. A KNOW LINCOLN YARNS week, fool officer PING-PONG. NEW times SURGICAL OPERATIONS some every and he his in respects, to comes pay lies. himself call He to Father She Dropped Postal In the Mailbox ed to Thought my Most exaggeral His Daughter people have a comes Was notion an promotion expecting attention relatives Slot and the Result Was la or friends and Love How “duty” with of the Chinaman Mrs. Bruce, Noted Opera n a Characteristic of the They Are All 1 kind preferment. treat of know Matrimony. did by but some them; That Name. Singer, you ever Escaped Operation. owe an did fellow. that them all I notion exaggerated young as have to President. Great an Proof anyone That Many Operations that the line business Let them jmss.it down The A who wanted bookkeeper Oak —Atchison Pgrk girl had just home others? “duty” he man of a come owes for Ovarian Troubles Unnecessary. from stated his need in her advertisement. The are first ping-pong keep She had Stanton that will party. an is old brute; an Globe. notice by who played the before that evening. was never seen young a woman was game others me.’ from away business Air. Slopay—“l neat of work want A\ hen and who had searched for she out a entered the library her father I'niuo liuse Commission W employment \\ O Hirer hs Boggs explained that Gen. “Dr. then day after day small folding without of in the his something suit; was preparatory success. way a up newspaper, liy Hebei Haider— Mpnetl a “ Dear Mrs. Pink —Travelling She had just Curtis, left. This she with headquarters Kansas going at to bed, relates cent iiam the Chicago Chronicle. spent : to one (significantly)—“l plaid, thought.” Tailor I All Amusing' Meeting' in for postal card, which she for the road, with irregular wrote a of on City, in charge the department a reply years on of something in thinking of “Do the advertisement, was and dropped the know, I to and discovered to-night sleep and damp beds, broke India meals you uu papa, Missouri, with headquarters and,Gen. Hunter, —Philadel- card check.” that in lettterbox, Detroit the of small I street the really cared about anything before a way a says down health completely never two my so of Leavenworth, in charge at News-Tribune. in life,” said by introduction. of phia Press. my sne that the physician advised way ago a years Her application impressed the business the department the Platte, “I of tell about it.” want to [Special Washington were Letter.] you gained complete and when I had rest, —“Was Loss.—Flotsam A Dead our j . favorably, and he asking “Yes?” her, to said the old with rising inflection wrote man antagonistic. Marauders could man, a commit CALLED President Lincoln 46T pole of the north search call office. on expedition in her his She did and to the word. He interested, at so secured on was crimes in department, escape one the position. Her modesty worth, appointment perhaps and the to request little Blowsum —“Abso- startled. His daughter’s failure?” total even a a the other, pursuit, and be free from than to no'less her capability, her face serious. 1 so won upon of chaplain in the was enough didn’t army. We far lutely a get so. even employer before *‘l that had have months until days correspondence fallen of punctilious in love with ping-pong.” many I have didn't the but appointment, engagement. get lecture to “What!” passed offered his he her heart and hand, secure a — exclaimed familias. His pater insuring passed? thereby were that always took that 1 been glad and she accepted and became his wife. dismay occasion Town Topics. unmistakable. Just then now was the their suggested that He escape. think,” day, during “And he said white his wife Lincoln the to Air. at entered the He turned indig- one to would sec room. There is whom you man many a the “that honeymoon, it all from her. came your popular eyes house,” and upon venerable says battle a continuing the call hero for for postal card a “You spending last nice woman!” he shouted cent a your at are a citizen capitol. of the national trials and corner!” life of if only knew his her. and mailing it street “What at do madam, by bringing a you you mean, narrated heard stories smile and "1 three good “Yes,” she replied, with daughter the have a a failures, his and hopes up your unrequited way you prayers dropped in the slot and done. blush, “I No, don’t quite interrupt—it's by Air. Lincoln, and 1 a penny matter sure am his and and his heartaches husband.” enough! Owing got skillful to management a published. you that have been they never tears.—N. Y. Herald. little girl lias lost what she our sense- was receive You his it custom to EXCURSION’S. VISITING a HOME OLD see was born with. read She has fallen in love with “Tucker tells he person’s can a me a He time. whole people Chinaman!” lot of at a handwriting.” characteristics their from More Into Look Once Opportunity An to Five minutes later the old gentleman all, cordial greeting for would have was a minute the “Yes, he apologizing N’ot Cosit and both the Ollcl Faces his wife and his daughter. to and then minutes, cheerily talk few a in envelope he his As he off bed, however, name on an went to he sees Mach, Either. privately into take after another one muttered breath: under his she his wife’s handwriting he knows well situated No how matter prosperous or - and listen “Ping-pong, of the big to ping-pong! That’s nice corner room a & money.”—Philadelphia Bulletin. needs be, there is and his family may a man for game!” name individual desires. his a old the generally desire look to such ignoramus on scenes, Barnes—“l a never saw an territory Cuming, the of ‘‘Gov. of associations the the old faces, into to vitality, sufficient operation for renew an Skidder doesn’t is. He More for the Money. as drink from life, possibly early of to get original and Utah, whose permanent a ovarian troubles. Not cheerful a very in know anything that is going A gentleman, accompanied by his has hear: on old well, the to son, Pennsylvania, the be home in prospect, to I, however, was was sure. was just selected picture representing and fro, bell town.” Shedd—“l know. it is —“the to But a a group no swung liydia advised try E. Pinkham’s to personally Mr. received by first of four peaches and melon. cut Tom, man just the dear Its music a same, reflection Skidder’s intellectual upon Compound Vegetable aud Sanative “How much?? he inquires. spoke unreservedly ago.” Lincoln, who ’Twas twenty so years r He doesn’t have the opportunities “Fifty AVash 1 did fortunately pow ers. dollars.” consequently home” excursions ; “Old so, could Hei are that all hear. present assured Here shaves the whispers and I have. Skidder his to for Before I youngster parent: arranged month had passed Railroackhas popular, and the Erie you me. a Cuming of his perfest Gov. confidence “Oh, father, don’t buy I it. much living whereby special west felt that improved general health had himself, know.”—Boston saw a rates Transcript. persons my j’-ou finfer integrity, and told him in his at-another shop for $40.” Ohio, visit their friends in one Chicago of in I three months can ; more was “Yes, but how do know better?” it during Indiana and Western Pennsylvania him from that although recalling you was cured, and I have been in perfect Worth Knowing.—“Ob, friends, exceptionally low It is believed my October cost. at going him another Utah he give health since. to I did not lose was an engagement “Why, there least peaches 12 and at take advantage there numbers will that large spectacles were that are some a person miss appointment, his confidence meal. show the to melon wasn’t cut.” or —Detroit Free a the offer, and that the coming of forgets,” said orator never recently, an Your Vegetable “ Compound is Press. in liis ability. He said: know ‘I certainly of friends month will witness reunions very many after giving rapid description wonderful, QUESTION. a and well worthy the LINCOLN ASKS A who have and old acquaintances not complaints have well why ail these seen Ladies Can Wear Shoes of terrible accident witnessed. he had praise admiring friends who October delightful have each other for is a the Earth After the (“Will Run Away your years. a you.’ Cuming been made against Gov. One size smaller after Foot- using Allen’s and travel, of the in which been cured ready give “I’d I Darned Old Thing?’’) like know to to where they to are season year you. could responded that be Ease, powder. It makes tight governor no roads the the Erie is of the best in a always or speak highly new of it, and sell them,” one country. remarked elderly stout, you a shoes Cures swollen, hot, sweating, popular in Utah, without becoming easy. a will admit I have good departments consolidated, and be have do to lady reason the outskirts of the crowd. aching on feet, ingrowing nails, and bunions. For detailed information address W. O. — corns M —Mrs. so.” G. Bruce, ormon. Lansing, Mich. but commanding general. Glasgow one Times. All druggists and shoe stores, 25c. McNaughton, Agent Traveling Passenger said SSOOO forfait Cuming',’ Mr. if above testimonial “ ‘That's just it, is genuine. not Trial “Secretary package Stanton listened FREE attentively, by mail. Address Allen Alinn. Erie Railroad, St. Paul, The fullest counsel question this must 3. Lincoln. ‘This Mormon Olmsted. Leßoy, N. Y. on asked few questions, and a COLOR AND SOUND OF PELEE. subject “Her face be secured without is her fortune.” It “Then with just she be handled is can reminds nowy care then said: ‘What gentlemen want you be taken her “Whatever face to value, I else at they suppose.”— cost by writing about to Mrs Pinkliam, friend of mine of farmer may say a me have done ought be done, and to to Indianapolis Seribblem, News. he least Graphic Description writes clean of the Volcano’* verse.” at Lynn, Your Mass. letter will in be log who had big black one gum a will be done, provided home and “For instance?” “Well, did you go read Eruption by you the Vicar-General ever entirely confidential. him for bothered his fields. It Wisconsin of best his ads in the cars?”—Baltimore keep silent. If either street I soaps to were remove ©f Martinique. News. Is noted for its important manufacturing, big that it to He said too was years. would of those officers there be scores 92 farming and lumber interests. Over per burned, and moved, be be wet to too time of politicians here taking ‘lt almost May miracle. Burdock of DONT up my* 7. At four o’clock Blood the population of this live in the was state cent a morning sSSt bothered him be split. It to Bitters too coarse cured of terrible breaking North-Western have suggestion tributary the Famous about it. I’ll the to me out a come I awakened in the at was m3’ room all the sleeping. body. and kept him from lam often in grateful.” Line. This nearly all points over Miss that ® very means themselves.’ from Hunter and Curtis Seminaire-eollege by loud detonations, Julia Filbridge, West Cornwell, North- Wisconsin the Conn. best reached by had his wife that he GET WET! Finally he told are “Within six weeks department and I beheld display a new lightning of Western Line. For full information address a comparable mind, and the log off his taken The gum American heiress the border quality created, consisting of and wants Passenger T. W. Teasdale, General only was stupendous to some exhibition have the he ought had concluded, to impecunious nobleman quantity. St. as Agent, Paul, Minn. wants j Missouri and Kansas, and counties in YOUR FOR ASK DEALER THE of fireworks. Sometimes it Bring the together and the two result is just plow it be, and done first, let at to a placed Ewing in Gen. Tom command. fier3’ was seeming glide crescent to matrimonial merger.—Chicago “Has be well-developed SLICKER was a Daily News. of humor?” a sense So, Cuming, that’s what around it. we desired accomplished the That “When joke the the is else surface of the crater, over on some one sometimes Mormon do with the going to question The Grip he has.”—Chicago Post. are of Pneumonia be warded off end the end, and there put to MADE may FAMOUS DEPUTATION perpendicular A was an flashes of light BY around plow long while, ‘just Hale’s for with Honey of Horehound and Tar. a had been distracting guerrilla warfare which the column rent of smoke, sometimes A. New York EXTENDING MORE Pike’s Toothache Drops Cure Return OVER in minute. and $2.3.30. it.’ ” one You judge the country. fringe of fire can encircled the dense co-ils a Special % excursions via Erie Railroad, Chicago had who HALE CENTURY. “The gentleman A next personal a what “That man,” of Stanton quoth from those views the large-waisted two philosopher, rolling above the New York furnace of the to crater. and only $23.30. return, conversation asked if pVu “who TOWER’S any* news find job and good cannot Good garments going Oct. He worked for 3rd, kind of he a 4th, sth and 6th, with Two red like fire-filled a man was. craters, caldrons enough Vgjn JJ mistakes received John Morgan, to egotism for from accept, had been liberal made best hats of the Yv limit. Full ambition.” return particulars are worked his until he almost country on blast furnaces, visible or —Indianapolis were News. VM */ / application Erie A' yellow to R. Office, materials black cavalrymen R. in 4 whose confederate Western 605 were or himself death.” to during half hour, that the at Union ' ' an one, Building, I Chicago, W. 0. kinds of work. Mc- for all wet I Ohio. Lincoln ' • raiding Kentucky and or then reminded Good Peter Pindar then Only Naughton, right, remedy in the little higher world will T. than the that P. other, A., Erie us R. R., St. Paul, one a STICK TO SATISFACTION IS GUARANTEED IF YOU ‘We will catch John, replied: Minn. at itchiness of the stop skin in which Col. Tom Xelson used of part story once letter of the vicar any of THE SIGN OP THE PISH. general a says a is admire him, for he day. I of the body. Doan’s Ointment. At drug a some 67 any experiences of his tell concerning Martinique the to absent to bishop, printed takes some It than make living.—Ram’s to more money a 50 store, cents. TOWER CO.. BOSTON. U. MASS. A. after bold He always operator. goes Horn. civil before and during the in the Century. war. order information mail trains, in to get said: the there “In Xelson 1857 LITTLE I could distinguish FOREIGN NOTES. clearly four year kinds his raid he Washington. On last from wonderful in the northwestern FREE ELECTRIC comet of sounds; BELT first, OFFER the claps of thunder was a mail bags and took opened possession some attracted universal heavens which following Wiesbaden has about purified 20 secondls water after the now ST. JACOBS official mail. One letter of was is how attention. That I lightning; then by the muffled, powerful remember ozone. department lieutenant the from to a war when this happened. the exact explosions of the volcano, like the firing year Cabmen in Berlin duty little are on a Grant’s and it contained in army, Vincennes, Ind., We at of together; third, were many cannon hours day. 15 appointing over a commission him a captain. a going Indianapolis when and to the continual rumbling of the crater, were OIL The population of Greater present underneath the signature Eight that the back noted the fact of I seat which has been likened, in the city, to Berlin exceeds —just 2,000,000 2,550,000 audacious Lincoln the Morgan of A. occupied. coach the the roaring of lion; and, finally, was a as than Munich. ‘Approved, John Morgan;’ and more wrote, days “You know, in those the oldtime the bass of this notes sinister harmony, its commission So the increase in has been great sent There on way. a would drive coaches the the to mighty noise of overflowing up officer in whose is traffic since the there the Berlin street-car our POSITIVELY CURES army one for and this hotels produced - waters, by the rising, beyrnnd passengers; morning signature, with commission bears and fare reduced, in 1900, to two my was noticed human skeleton long anything I that has been known, a ever TRIAL *n Rheumatism home, furnish the and genuine only of that daredevil rebel.’ yoorown approval we the half cents. a liLIDKLBKRG back He clad of the in all ALTERNATING seat. white the CURRENT torrents issuing ELECTRIC BELTS from to the was on “Having been editor in Kansas exported horses reader of > France 3,000 this 111 1900 any No in adran low ” paper. ?r. lo*. an money ,'Tk re verv breeches and alpaca I don’t mountain. . Neuralgia coat. This rising positive of cost; COSTS arnarantee. ALMOST compared NOTHING enormous know, the there imported, whereas Gernwny people City, than she with all most other treatments. you allother as Cores when e!ee« more hat think there covering his 30 streams without at drop of ant' was trie belts, once, appliances and remedies fall. QUICK CURE a for more called for services. than A Backache import 90,000 often had to me on more than 60 ailments. Only for all diseases, sore cure black hair. I politely rain having nervous of introduced fallen mat the gives coast, near weaknesses For and disorders. complete here in catalogue, committee 1564 exported. to she on came see and this mail idea ad. out myself, saying: ‘I Col. cut to Tom of the cataracts that us. must Headache an am of and endeavor the SEARS, secretary to ROEBUCK & CO., CHICAGO. London’s old wall war Koman Parts of this Xelson, and is Gov. Willard, down of the summit from the pour upon districts military changed. the have laid bare by the housebreakers Feetache, have been this Now Gov. Willard clouds state. cannot storm attracted by the crater. Boggs, of Westport, chairman Oid Dr. aHjuz&iE the demolition was engaged in now backwards, and I wish, "When daylight ride good broke the roadstead All Bodily my Aches over of that committee. I induced hospital, Newgate of Christ’s that would let him of St. fellow, sit Pierre there great you on was one Benjamin Loan, who represented Gen. AND street. back seat.’ of stupefaction; the it completely* cry was district, the St. Joe to accompany us. Among the working in Belgium fellotv covered, “The gawky his unwound long far the women could eye' as as see, crowd in the office There great H'lf was a cartrMtrts, there who less you use 30,000 CONQUERS make with little floating legs, tried to sort of islands—the are earn courtesy, wreckage a thut I thev ai'.t d wit:. sure a-o of and of the had secretary to war, we | than HAZARD day. Only 30 9,000 It LAC K. cents of field or sidled and the front and forest, a earn onto seat. trunks of gigantic over ■ Hazard Smokelout theu than and only* 50 cents 395 ml.-s what sho graciously more you Gov. Willard thanked the trees, pumice-stones, vou more flotsam at. be the fault you may sure than day. 80 cents ■ and jetsam with good fellow, and the of all a the powder.' stage rolled off. not sorts, carried cßown «tts PAIN. by the Xaturally, took St. Deiniol’s I of the back streams. The library*, which has been part mouths of the a GUN POWDER Willard. rivers, with Gov. We gnawed talked by erected Hawarden memorial seat the impetuous at away as a on rush of the topics, and all of occasionally disappeared the late Mr. Gladstone, will be formally* waters, to in the manner and lanky would chip all those the in, October showing black turbid opened by* Lord and 14 sea, one on that had smattering torrents, mixing he of what with the Spencer, who succeeded the duke sea’s, late a was waves, tinged them in the world. for going Finally of Westminster with chairman of the little on a we space as a I”A ANAKESISSIStS: nil HAMLINS WIZARD OIL yellowish line, talked about the which great comet, quoting Gladstone ceased national memorial committee. abruptly, ■JR B H Rk H POSITIVERR lief and I 9 BR % though SORES, the various each ULCERS Y PILES. and I. CURES torrent had Other distinguished been as dirift* newspapers magazines. men are expected - V J sample S For free addres* * ■■ ing molten Gawky knew lead. §j 9 EmamgS something about Everything Htaa speak this the occasion. to “anakesis,-’ Trit>- on on ALL^jajg>U. <jUMTS SELL' .T & York. New building. une fateful the and finally asked comet, opinion extraordinary. eve was my A CATCH IN THE BACK. of it. Just rid of him, to get I replied: Shabby, Bnt Hart the Price. the earth ‘I follow expect to the A shabby old recently man came thing off.’ Grand durned View, Sept. lowa, 29th.—Mrs. I 1 driving through Allen county. He WINCHESTER “That night, when arrived Lydia Parker of this place the at we says: said he from Arkansaw, and his was hotel, the gawky “I grabbed troubled with backache all got out. one was crowbait team and rattletrap wagon board, and it that the time for When I would to Gov. Willard a saw' years. had the stamp of Arkansaw %ver upon did his feet in not get in the mud. catch would take stoop g a me them. He wiggled along M until he FACTORY LOADED SHOTGUN SHELLS After when the downstairs, back and could straighten I not supper, we came the to farm g I of Mr. McAdams, came “Leader" “New “Repeater” heardj>reat shouts for of time. laughter Rival” we up some Kincaid. There he and near stopped parlor, which in the “I tried think of crowded, everything I could was began to the farm in indolent survey an halls and the crowded but and the relief till to got I sent got were up no of sort g I “Is she for a way. Upon making inquiry doors. [j|rg§]F looking Dodd’s for reliable shotgun found Kidney Pills. we you are am- sale?” he drawled to Mr. McAdams, gawky the the of center the “I used of another box and one part II |1 HI g group. one DISMISSED BY STANTON who had kind the that shoots where to the fence munition, observe come to telling you how He he had been before but the trouble all left was entertained now me, him. “Yep, she’s for sale— Hj MM g by Gov. Willard and Tom have Xelson. I well and and I not strong buy Winchester Factory I wait remember that turns. am point our a your gun, sl3,so0 thinking —were of making you attendant An said: ‘That is Abe been with back for troubled lieutenant handsome whs in the some my g young H purchase this Loaded Shotgun Shells: Rival,” “New a morning?” loaded with the from replied Lincoln, lawyer Illinois.’ months’. and procession, he stood before as soon as McAdams, sarcastically. The g g later I “Four Washington to “I believe is years permanent Secretary Stanton came that a Black “Leader” “Repeater,” austere my loaded cure powder; and old took another dreamy man look ask that gaw'ky to indeed, to grateful and I to roared him: ‘Get one of here, at out appoint one am very > man g g the landscape. Then over he sighed with Smokeless. Insist having Winchester minister Mexico, to but found they Dodd’s Pills for what Kidney and regiment. to I have me upon your go no in protest the at exertion pulled and had selected Tom that he Corwin, ii g of have done time hear for to of payment your respects. me. Factory Loaded Shells, others, and fat accept wallet from no a somewhere about applied Ohio, I for and received heartily recommend haven’t minute “I would I so most second appointment a to nor a SI M his From his person. wallet he minister to Brazil. extracted suffering with lame ALL DEALERS waste.’ The them KEEP THEM soldier as to forth went young anyone cash and drafts in of held When I commission and excess and called will crestfallen, back, for I believe they all thought my that cure any we the amount required. “Kin turn with of the secretary state to yer Stanton kind. Secretary of this rude curmudgeon. pay was my case a her now?” he plaintively over inquired. President Lincoln respects to and say McAdams knocked chatted good-by, he pleasantly, was it “When turn very to the state came our RA M akes do the water work. Removes SILVER speechless, but he rallied and walked the door with to tarnish without, labor. listened for and Cleans he swinging completed and two minutes, latter attend the us, WHILE far- the H and to to rase, polishes BILVIKWARI, the deal.—Moran CUT GLASS, (Kan.) Herald. SALT his left hand shoulder, saying-: interrupted, ‘That is over my and too important just NICKEL. TIN, ALL as That is METALS. is gather- crop? mer Gives lasting, brilliant lustre. Absolutely he grasped right hand, he decided here. be Take said: to my this guaranteed intended not to the hat it ing is his mar crops w delicate surface. It most Try for ‘Tom, the everything that T hope earth won’t eight card, call at o’clock tonight. run on me away He Wanted shines. No rubbing—no Action. acids— the harmless. his drives Your for. body is gathering It out durned after that comet.’ returned if pleased. Send for This card will admit money not 4c A - well-dressed and sample. you, into the went man barge mail heals the package by 25c. SII.VICR SAI/r aches and of aches and a crop “And he made pleased other Sherburne be give allusion will to the never C0.,9T3 St. I Paul, any telegraph Minn. matter office avenue. of southern Michigan a j pains, wounded flesh bruises, most ■■■■■■■■HBHHl rudeness cuts, and lordliness attention.* to full my and so town wrote home a message I It’s the backache, thoroughly. long he lived.” called “We promptly time SMITH as and for sore ■ D. FRY. mus- ■ ■ He on then N. K.-G laid A. money. down a I the for cles liniment received and stiffened 1I Best by kind and courtly quarter and as asked were that a it be sent as , ijjriULiw g*g gentleman lived. He An Appropriate beast ™£a«e all* ™ joints. 1 passed Tool. flesh of Why allow possible. as ever or not “Three inan soon as cents * ( ■! II o»« around the cigars “I the foreign and chatted by pleasantly. that the more,” said see the news agent. “Haven’t got In thia vest paper. international Before proceeding business, exhibition to Cork, at Ireland, it,” replied the “Can't send the man. said: ‘I noticed how open,” he and all is remarked the woodward'Too., 1879. I~> ■mn—T' A TtT.TH u k! observant you then.” “Well,” message, said the commission grain \ others looked dressed down { when T boarder. fellow, “send it far for as as you can lieutenant. that Here I working “Was it opened with corkscrew?” am quarter. I a a gambler and I am DULUTH* a Minneapolis. order from 1C hours day in. asked to the to 18 boarder,—Peet’r a cross-eyea want action is if it on my money, ( ) keep with five Chronicle Four Telegraph. Delivery Executed in All Markets. events. Future for pace or Orders only 25 cents.”—Chicago Chronicle. " • •' ** '"■ ”1 ’■