each other. HUMOROUS. weather betokened find things about of by red out UNITED THURSTON, I«lglgglgl SENATOR sunset mean a streaked with green. STATES hunger, sleep Robert Wilkins, goaded by Mrs. Our that Benliam hotel not sweet “Was the was very My wife hud presently, hanging night. been into the homelike?” to where stopped Mr. came over room you chat while has, The Brilliant Johnson’s for I had been his after he Benliam—“Very. wasn’t from Nebraska, There Statesman Makes upon a cap, a way a journal, hook in the writing when she figure resembling and thing the fit eat.” bill of fare carpet. to my returned a a on Important Public Utterance. whitewinged I called him looking him the of dove to —London Tit-Bits. an peace me, There in full in the llis did tears the went hence. not has were eyes, gaze It Money.—“ Somebody Costs AUTHORITY. THE BEST disappointed. I had woman’s and her lower I blessed eyes waver. was in conscience the sent $18,(>09 to evince trembled. him flush and lip expected to to fund.” “Say, be awful • must a man gauds and They worldly goods that say perturbation, thus affording “Such time I have had!” she evidence of a ns rich who afford have to can conscience while;” a “worth the that’s Are all have I cried. “Never been tempted had I opening lecture for so me an a like that.” Plain date, of —Cleveland They is out that romance say let down the bars of temper! mind deliver. As it I said in to style; to And love is out of was, Dealer. * They tiara's bright gems Land!” asking say a nothing beyond few a. questions Parson—“ Why, John, what you are Will solace throe: any “Yes?” I said, smiling. day’s relative doings. to the doing there?” John—“lt be wet Philip, too But Philip, blue-eyed “What think?” she do went The premium committee waited you on upon He does tell not work, zur.” Parson—“ Well, if it’s me so. to after interval labored breathing. morning. They of the following an me work, too why don’t to you go lovers’ strongest They that vows insinuates “Mrs. Johnson —she say suggested, with scrapings numerous home?” John—“ Well, ’ooman, old things. my brittle but Have proved does outright, she does for throat, that show why not the I of say cause Art portrays she do jaw so!”—Punch. since That Love must fly. dare—that stole those bellflowers.” not I should be called not to we with wings; upon explain The little god Great Luck.—First Guide—“l was quickly fade. fancies against My That youth’s fond the charges me. out with dude from the sportsman a That inconstant grow: men them!” “Stole I gasped. “From thus early verified. suspicions were city Guide—“So? to-day.” Second Philip, faithful But Philip, whom them?” does she stole had been work. And Robert Johnson at say we tell He does not Guide me so. Did Lave luck?” First you any “From Mr. Johnson. She that Wilkins, I learned later, say's -as again safe —“Sure. Ain’t I home think only should their the choicest that specimens overhear the committee chanced They to one say upon and sound?” —Philadelphia Press. place; and birth lofty Of bellflower stolen, and she tree myself discussing the matter. and were pride with thrill makes husband it They Mrs. Smarte—“No, one say my that looked precisely like they evening, I the That when went to says social the To set pace; actually society. He into never goes those the fair by taken In to fact, barn chores, he followed to do the cottage us. They green me, on my say a against it.” have grudge to seems a and slow: be forlorn Johnson almost willing Must she Mr. is putting the apples confessed to and says, society in Mrs. Douce —“And it Philip. Philip, ardent But was take his they the to oath beneath the I tried to tree. were assume tell not He does you! me so. with that he acquainted got same.” failed. severity. I He attitude of an Transcript. How isn’t it?” —Boston odd, pelf, pride and I laughed hollowly. had himself the somewhat I thrown of prate them I let upon mercy INTERIOR they OF what UNITED I not say. STATES SENATE CHAMBER. had did the the court been care laugh hollowly, but of court, and not to mean to-morrow's mine! old of sun “You’ll fare, O heart you your pay its ridiculous, mushy I could help the boy old it. From not moment a once Ex-Senator John wedding day. M. Thurston, light is prominent Shall of Omaha, Nebraska, of the most our walk,” one bum, and you’ll off get ) or when self; also had inherited tendency had those bellflowers it found content. Love, a influential and cottage, we Within in nominating the He made the speech our country. men “I’ll off all said the conductor. get bide, I know: beneath jokesomeness Shall that I had practical from President unfortunate McKinley tree to the ever at St. Louis convention, made permanent a remote and was shuffling Philip, right,” Tuffold Knutt, dearest growled Philip, For Chairman of this convention. been It in He convention in mind. My and Chairman of the accursed ancestor. also made not was easy my conscience was it shall be He so. I’d like says “but toward the door, re-nominated that President McKinley Philadelphia. recently He at been affected, the that forgives. had but mood not was my in Century. —Beatrice Hanscom, appointed by President McKinley make Chairman Louis Exposition of the other St. to see .you or any man intellect lightly evinced mild tendency I pi hand the had iced a my upon Commission. American. walk.”—Baltimore me justified head Robert Wilkins and the had of to The tree nausea. never This prominent gentleman recently following Peruna the letter The wrote to —“\ r es,” Literary Aristocracy. remarked the confidence suddenly grimy little hand of Robert Wilkins Medicine of so reposed Co., Columbus, Ohio: we “the the Bugle; the editor of in We into mine. We talked the it. had the not crept seen apples WILKINS. OF ROBERT JOKE THE Washington, 6, D. C., April 1901. is the of the Bugle common the branches. But had thing boy to to organ over, man, or upon we man I have Peruna used various during at times the with “ past two year or be people. The Hustler cannot looked just choose regarded for them. The boy, it. The not tree to was as you see satisfactory most results. the in other light than as in plain sight beaten shades down and the of night drew the D. H. Talmadge. not from any By lt entirely relieved from irritating cough—the result of classes.” “I’ve the il of me an excessive path. bellowed noticed,” kine for attention. The organ the “that effort firm replied the farmer, in presidential I believer efficacy the campaign, and in its I looked looked warbling the swine sounded wife she shrill a at and of am my be editor of Hustler to the ” for such trouble. Jno. Id. Thurston. silent long the behind the barn. seems and for from yard at any me we were a — WILKINS born with ROBERT a was Why, up.” “Stuck up! rather stuck “The joker who gives take,” time. length I spoke. At must Catarrh already become has growing favor steadily all these in a national know what that if penchant, you wood that refuses take to “My dear,” said I, “you led I said in the of remarks any man Its course my extend from me curse. ravages years. His for practical jokes. is, career maple oak, hickory and except Wilkins. “That on straight the Robert premium to where those to It stands to-day before the nation spot to apples ocean ocean. when his delighted from the moment subscription.”—Town and Country. More than one-half the of people thoroughly' tested, scientific accurately How belongs Mr. Johnson. Mr. Johnson did do happen to to are as a were. you his (they of had learned parents sex affected by it. It has become such internal remedy' for catarrh. so?” it, that is a have and where must girl), series of had expected serious There matter that it has passed the practically medicinal a a was APPETITE. FUNCTIONS OF THE are no “I knew they there,” joke the joker. We she the turns upon replied were judged jokes. He is therefore, be boundaries of the medical profession rivals in the field. to not, grinning frankly, “although thought explain it, cheerfully I must as become national question. Senators Peruna and is not local application Some harshly. blame. He is not to a a or remote Often Apt to Fhysiologist Is be held The Robbie they the tree. or as we may, up were upon as talking about it; Congressmen temporary relief; it is permanent are a who, and accursed ancestor, perhaps, of tbe Matter Ont joke Leave thieves. A that imperils good told me.” Peruna a discussing it. systemic remedy. is cure. are a jokery practical pursued as a tlie Taste. is joke.” good “Ah-li-li!” I exclaimed. not eradicates They only considering the It catarrh from the not a name are system. be accountable. fad, must It and chronic of disease, An expression of bewilderment the catarrh wherever located. extent nature I certain that not tone cures appeared am my was understood that Let be distinctly it thought, is little it is possibility Its Too account, but the of finding radical and lasting. boy’s face. “Mr. the a national cures are of the certain curdling but I sort, upon am I charitable spirit. these words in national this remedy pen a of functions the to meet taken by calamity. haltingly, Johnson,” he said “Mr. that for instant I There went an sour. Therefore, Peruna is receiving No unless it his mother, the be one, appetite. As these functions of Johnson —what’s he do about got, to in that instant glare came over me a indorsement of the leading The catarrh remedy, Peruna, statesmen love Robert Wilkins fervently seems can more the domain of belong in to it? Georgie told week one sense ’n light, making all things plain. of Robert more me a history-makers main expectation this direction. and of the day. be the in to sandy that I him. From the love physiologists psychology, the apt he’d are left the the orchard gate to Wilkins had his jokes been to ago Address the Peruna Medicine Co., up which his little curls round themselves wholly . crown the devote to to and the in had and eat got Columbus, 0., for again. His humorous instinct had book of testimonials, open Hartman, President cows Dr. of the Hartman a head the callouses his feet to nutritive value of foods, leaving upon out all his father’s bellflower apples.” containing letters from Sanitarium, devised the remedy, led him despoil the bellflower to tree prominent inspires the best affection of he of entirely. That the taste my matters and concerning Peruna, forty and the “Then where did the st—get men women of the boaster Johnson that the over years ago, you that for nature. I admit I importance is latter of first-rate Peruna. am sorry remedy catarrh has been are apples beneath tree?” placed as a cure cravings premiums in for first you our our him. I him. At intervals tremble for opinion of Prof. J. P. Pawlow, of the “Raised ’em,” replied Robert Wilkins, lowly might be meek and hearts appeased. I for him. I forgive him St. Petersburg, whose lecture “The Ills Preference. pray everything-. on Sore Sigrn Man. of Small “on Uncle Will I tree a of He had, idiom a gave me. to use an H d of Foreign But I cannot forget. Work of Digestive Glands” just Missionary the has “I he’s ea Bureau— always tell who thinks it can down the far the set out at end of a man mining salted the country, poor, our here >\ would prefer locate great.” said journal commercial to I have been looking traveler, facetiously, you missionary? been translated from Russian into a as a over a back lot, tended and I it, and I victimized old, barren bellflower and tree, “by the he speaks other of great way which I strength of (Paris, reviewed tested French 1891), is and upon my Young Missionary—Well, thought it’d be joke dandy play to For if his father and his instance, only a he alludes the possible, when not men. to during Scientifique character the portion in the Revue (September greater where the natives president vegetarians.—Brooklyn “Teddy,” Chief Justice and mother to the apples are put to as mother, but the whole of Rasher on you Eagle. of the months which closed the 7), the Literary Digest. From 12 Fuller ‘Mel’ Fuller Senator Cullom says to as or that it this you’d where grew on county. year ‘Shell}',’ know 1 he be something of much this review that the eminent nineteenth and I impressed must century, learn as we am think they’d dropped off of that Crescent Route. tree & Queen is fortunate that Robert Wilkins It least in his estimation. at a person, ? own Russian scientist gives fullest the the with which by frequency recognition observation diners, felt bad about because you’d trains, Such fellows, Through 1 imagine, had they lived in cars, you so within reach of not was my arm as of the played by the references therein Robert part to schedules, through appetite, coaches, fast occur Egypt the time palace day the at of exodus, would have been deceived in it. And it was a this revelation in poured upon me— Orleans New in North not only ordinary digestive spoken the of from Wilkins. that Robert Wilkins ‘Alose’ sleepers to It and ’Josh’ familiarly appears as dandy joke till those too, men come fortunate for Robert Wilkins and for if they Florida. everyday and companions.”— but in bringing curing as were active during that processes, on or was very period, savin’ they’d hadn’t found out Chicago Inter Oeean. you much fear that, had such I very us. diseased conditions of the digestive in truth, than he is at organs. more so, We discover that almost raised the apples give anybody had thinks and got to been the punishment the of sort case, Everybody knows, the He is older he is hotel.—Washington and says he present. could now, (la.) A BALD NEWSPAPER MAN. run a back the premium. Then I thought from which and cometh red spots writer, that the normally Democrat. profitable certain things that slowly learning I’d been funny.” too Getting smarting would have been meted New Crop of Hair, and Has out a food is that which i 9 taken with him know. appetite, good for to are Too funny! Wilkins, O Robert Dandruff. my No More rail OFII! him with the liberality which to with sensation and pleasure. So ever peculiar references A of these feature son! Although I thee, suspected Northwest knows Col. Everybody the in deliberation. betokens absence of to restore the appetite of the is an Robert Wilkins in journal one to my and Heaven Daniel Searles, the journalist thank I did thee! not veteran accuse wife, blow fell, would And each frequent made most requests the to my as is their foreigness—if apparent I Jan. the Colonel publicist of Butte. 10,1900, may My wife, coming the to barn to ascertain would have have shuddered, and I physician. He continues: couple bottles of Newbro’s “I used of be permitted writes: the word—to Robert to a use the of delay, caught nn Every farmer his cause our The own vision of white “Unfortunately, Herpicide with marvelous results. again the tiny science medical has seen a Wilkins. They would not suggest lundlord. do encumbrances. Winkins Robert in and the dandruff disappeared; of hair very me a new crop his bank with from this legitimate account faced child lying bed strayed tradition, a upon Wilkins Robert stranger. For to a has taken and bald rapidly increasing by the is spot root, year year, like of dancing Hottentots. She act which corresponds to realconditions of other of the lights and shadows the land increasing, value instance, in September found this covered.” only hair I being Herpicide is the increasing, stock splendid said I should have been ashamed of digestive function. If read his wasted little contemporary world playing kills dandruff preparation that the we over climate, excellent somewhat important record: germ mjself, big boy almost great of 40 schools and churches, low that digs the scalp scales it burrows treatises in the troubles of the Wilkins will frame. Robert up as on never taxation, high prices “Took for four bellflower apples the to its the of the hair, where that I conduct myself to root to way years was, digestive cattle and grain low shall be railway struck least, until he has children know —not, at organs we fair. They the entire destroys county it the vitality of the hair, causing and rates, every were outlandishly with Robert Wilkins. little with how attention paid so is the to of his own—how times possible This is the condition of comfort. the the hair fall Kill dandruff many the to out. the which I obtained germ, yield of tree Canada—Province of Manitoba in Western farmer Robert Wilkins needed either appetite, no encouragement with Herpicide. has that vision between him as cause a cure. or as a districts of Assiniboia. Saskatchewan and come and traveling the snaky from the agent of in Perhaps she said. Thousands of Americans settled Alberta. * * * On are now the savagery, contrary, read unthinking How blessings and we may vengeance. all railways for Reduced there. rates homeseekers confidence I had much in on not Real Pleasure. eyes. right, I think she but she do not certain works the advice that being in districts and settlers. New opened was are cluster the of no special upon cross sorrow! Her Father—Aha! ATLAS He of him, but I bought I this The forty-page tree. caught kissing up year. new one swore it, for when I told her where you meant be given heed to appetite, WESTERS information CANADA all other a poor and daugnter, sir! t\ hat my do by that it bear his honor would you mean F. PEDLKY, free all applicants. apples upon sent to Wilkins obtained Robert had the subjective which is of slight symptom that business? apples of a sort “My dear,” said I, “to it plainly, put Ottawa. Canada, of Immigration. Superintendent big Hubbard squashes— as as . He—l BENJAMIN DAVIES, Jackson SH.. St. she herself like don’t 315 deported importance! Such views consider to be it business Or a young all, at can regarded in fix. Robert Wilkins we are Callahan Bldg . Milwaukee. a CURRIE. Paul. Minn.; T. O. squashes, —in small Hubbard of but pleasure, merely course sir, pleasure.—Philadelphia spring I gazelle turned to out only' * * * 11. ROGERS.Box Watertown, Wis.: W. 11*;, grass. as gross errors. those apples beneath that put tree. Press. WILLIAM RITCHIE. Grafton, South Dakota; He guilty falsehood. of two was years. quite shocked. “When advise the patient that he was we Canadian Government Dakota; Agents. North doubt filched I that he them from not The bore nothing but tree back should little The barn work done, went eht time and at not to The Almanac, we a Pernna a Johnson’s orchard.” third. the second and the Salzer’s leaves Raoe SPELT2— year satiety, when he is supplied gathering the special been through the damps, put The druggists have already J on a “I will believe it,” returned gives Rich, What is never it! I absent home this spring from be Peruna almanacs. There is with to was diet, when him night birds finding from of the his sure we remove f re l“ Catalog songs t£?S\Jar wife. And she will, though FARM m_ demand for these almanacs _ ► my never great tens. while the buds blowing. When on account a JTSEEDB\ were habitual surroundings hearts, and send him in ready to to our response our of articles astrology which they the the evidence be piled before her on I merely the I returned tree place gave a where his whole life is My wife beamed humble meal. a regulated The subject of astrology is upon contain. a very mountain high. It is her idea of being glance, and muttered in accordance with cursory a sentiment his physiologic attractive people. The articles and table, to most Robert Wilkins the one across faithful, and I would have not appropriate the of astrology in the Peruna almanac have to NEVER FAIL! —in Mr needs all these SALZER’S SEEDS memory the physician on then cases me. upon otherwise. her There is comfort astrologist, been furnished by competent a *1,000,000 Ousfsmersv a very absent liar. I thought of trying is simply no more awaken an to the told dear,” said softly, “I “My she and the mental of each characteristics be valued lightly in the not to it. it. I I do went not not appetite, and' thus takes near of it perunit account iHBr W so.” complete sign is almost given, constituting seedsman you of earth, Proudest record on. a any consciousness that BB one person among for rankle in breast. out B reaching: We to therapeutic and more. yot factor. horoscope. of lucky unlucky In the first A list and days we are wrongs my with did,” admitted as a “You I more BB EJ 300,(500 and hence July desire, by Ist, more millions will the refuse believe to for There ever each month given. be But will the when had been day when food Kjfl prescribed offer. is in small are this unprecedented a on we manifested I usually case, than I fOci promptness books. rush for these Ask druggist one’s I did great $lO WORTH FOR not accusers. pursue your getting together exhibits the for quantities, besides the avoidance of our made of that unhappy when she repletion use for early before they all one are gone. subject. the wife fair, addressed the in enfeebled stomach, the my me on an We will mail receipt of 10c in stamps “I shall the expression. upon see premium catalogue, JgSF worth 6100.00 to W+M. great any She about household our went her duties Somehow the voice subject apples. She excitation of the of stated, with of the people frequent saliva is doesn’t of a morning. wide awake farmer gardener, committee in the I together or always JfSff sound like what Farm it is with Seed samples said I quietly be.— and sat pondering. It many to importance, fine semblance because of for welfare, of richness great the concern my JKy worth shall ” positively 610.00 get to Puck. a with, but vexatious receipt of question. I could start not of this secretion unon that neighbor its digestive Johnson been and had was a listening. In the JFSfW hesitated, at I in Pkgs. 10c stamps. Florida. plainly To Earliest Vegetable * the To clear out. power.” boasting his ability of to see way myself nr surpass any lugubrious _ J Please window sound of needs. Sl.<o came a open Cleveland. Chicago, Pullmans Through would incriminate Wilkins, ltobert author cites The in which other raiser apples of in the county, eases Finns'Nr an but distinct. distant wailing, Louisiana and adv. with Louis, Pittsburg, St. Detroit, on<£ and I did wish incriminate abnormally small secretion not to the fruit be of gastric 10c. for to the proof; that not & Crescent Send orchard Augustine Queen at the “Georgie Johnson left Cincinnati St. to Robert Wilkins. I understood juice in the stomach made it only had he taken first doubly premium daily. ltoute on afternoon,” this again gate open perfectly insure that Itobert digestion bellflowers Wilkins had to last and the before, proper necessary year year gravely, “and his Wilkins Robert said At saliva. times all been the of actuated in the by insist he matter by being but going to take it miserable.—Atchison a us was on wallopin’ him. Him lied out father’s Globe. spirit of fun. again this I hold the 'And,’ to concluded she, pure year. time.” of it the other Porcelain Repairs. Japanese theory that boy looking should quite fierce, ‘lie be punished said that folks a comment in My wife made no the of repairs those In "If manner wonderful cnrtridcres, bo you only for his use bad intentions; that who had the kind but of ground he same that hastily and tbev loaded with she sure words, but a -e arose followers of principle and HERE THIS HAZARD It BLACK had, he should be forced and the conditions wholesome or (Johnson’s to a same People. Hazard Smokeless; —Young the window'. then closed the Japanese, have truth in art, lesson a if realization miss what shoot of the orchard you and mine separated you consequences accruing are at, be the fault When you may sure teach Japanese to us. a from his by only thin I with board fence), act. hold that indiscriminate ■ not the powder." and was a Bacliolor. of Reflections n breaks connoisseur precious some punishment couldn’t raise good apples produces liars. he as as winning is seeing of The best part BUN POWDER porcelain, he of pottery does piece KNOWN BY THE SIGN or I abhor liars raises, above thieves. Robert pretty sticks of were poor other fellow lose. the with disdain, it neither throw not away Wilkins, in fruit-growers.’ this instance, I will not deny had bad that no after is Making you easy money deceive he try to the casual does STJACO^OIL intentions. I vexed. It is in I satisfied not human myself fully was upon nature it. learn lose how not to belief that into the it is observer unbroken. enjoy this point to that before of thing. continuing And sort my they smart Some boys he has can Instead, it joined are so together, pondering, I readily and it made agreed when the dear feel better. me woman if they along in the world get with gold generally lacquer,in even SPECULATION IN STOCKS suggested that I down took to it for granted that Johnson we go college. have to that the fracture fashion is boldly gone such the orchard and RISK. what FREE FROM could disseminating his suspicions - see we was perfected About the time have and commented it we shown on, as I and explanation of how Send for ful complete find. We returned in the & gloaming throughout we the community. lie is an of live have plans how absolutely to to make for without frank exposition customers we the of the money our by our were, hour later, filled with them. elation. risk In to the that sort of He and I have a man. die. how begin plan to is to which it made method by good. DEPOSITED. ISTKKKST ALLOWED MARGINS 0!f long beneath the maligned bellflower grass agreed the liquor question never EACH WEEK. PROMTS RESITTED on don’t realize people to Some enough, distinctly Curiously seem a new found Hlshest references (riven,and full Information tree four furnished. of the the tariff we most question the nor now question that all rich shouldn’t if decorative BloMalagtea. charmingly effect is in Bollard «fc Couthn and IIL we were we ay, beautiful apples it had been of raising boys. I have told ever our of planning what have the fun added by these irregular we most cases pleasure look to They Robert Wilkins stand Georgie ujion. to to were up would'do in.— when ship while the of craftsmanship lines, gold ANAKESISSSSU: came our sense fill pA magnificent. We proudly took them Johnson with perfect confidence in Press. New Y'ork tickled by the is marvelous BJ3I H % Her and POSITIVERV fair. the to The judges i awarded them forgiveness I whenever HI Georgie % I-T IKES my ( PILES. Cures repairer by the exhibited in thus skill first the premium. Our sleep will be Johnson attempted bully to him. On The Lesser Evil. Sciatica, Rheumatism, Neuralgia, together the two dissimilar welding ™ ™ to-night.” sweet building. New York. very sundry occasions I une have bade Georgie words,” “You mark cried the Sprains, Lumbago, Bruises, my is Truth preserved materials. at no The events of the two days succeeding Johnson depart from Soreness, Stiffness. plantation, beautiful girl’s mother, with the nDHDCV our DISCOVERT; NEW gives artistic beauty; indeed of loss onca this pleasing record do I quick relief and not and worst I constrained cures think to that he truculent pessimism peculiar and appear am to 50c. 35c made clear that age, is the it two and IO days’ testimonials treatment Book of more in the journal. cases. As I remember has carried his to father Box I>, ATLANTA, what SONS. “so take this 11. H. UKKKN’S tIA. Free. Dr. step CONQUERS are sure as you walk hand you in hand.— always may it, mind during those my two daj’s known in light-minded circles fishstories. will leisure’ —” ‘repent at as Connoisseur. Cor scmmjb cocxtt, k« sale— wheat, b taken completely by ., thoughts was up At the rate, relations “Oh, hang it! I Alfalfa farms; best in the world; any must put with Corn and write I existing up Co.. Land Wellington. things. WELLINGTON of other The for list. Kan. prophecy with between Johnson Are Other*. There and myself that,” answered the pretty pettishly. PAIN one, which the record closes K.-G 1899 not fulfilled. Brisk N. —Maud A. was be Gay to not to likened Sally to those between seems are “Even that be would preferable I not good prophet. I am a David the present. and Jonathan. only for live We contemplating to other WRITING TO ADVERTISERS WHEN PLEASK some I cannot forecast never was. speak —Yes, but does she even Swift get the Dolly Advertisement by, but that in this not repenting state as we leisure jac saw pass at with we are woman with degree Of the sort cordial. Inquirer. Btgw any \Y it?—Philadelphia accuracy depend wives to him.”—Sporting Times. e upon our