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We ask only that this cutout you under and I of her,” said by he when got “You tell storm St. Jacobs a Oil, and I take came up great way is Flax a may ad. enclose now and it with S-eent Rastus—“ bushels of flax Wot did acre. a stamp to hold?” per pay Ephraim—“Mah you and hurt struck the market A bolt tree I the reply, “that whatever put Itcontalns 10 copyrighted tree. informing the I>ostage. stories by in that application of pleasure Most on bushel. $1.25 bringing you one per breff!”—Baltimore the best known living writers 180 World. each month. see.” dressed.” is least sufficient effect at land, complete as vou to broken me newly so raised was a on stories in and the subscription is crop was price a year, “And about done have her what and fixedly long Then he looked at ever To busy and “It is allow you simple Less to and effective farm but 11 automobiles the than 1 for cent story. the first per year. an error cure. a man so that per pays crop itr Single 10 decollete —Chicano Post. copies dauchter.< cents. remedy is invaluable, profit. and I shall lose handsome leaves the labor, and a all whirr along faster no to a than the bicycles.” even 10 STORY could I do?’ BOOK, 107 Dearborn St., Chicago. sir. 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Reflections ot a parlor.”— him stip into the to can’t happiness, but it buy “Money can Boston Transcript. of it. buy first-class imitation a and third Success. —Miss second His One Literary the of Also the sins the first. visited generations Kulcher—“Did in for literature, on are • you ever go the do be able to We to repent as so Gay?” Mr. Gay'—“Well'—er— Mr. clear with again thing a conscience. over same exactly, but not when I at once was the praises that wise college I It is short and wrote story got never man a a wife. his of another to beauty own woman for it.” Miss SIOO Kulcher—“Really? straightening taking hand in out In a What it?” Mr. Gay—“ Dear Father: was take is love affairs the best to your way I'm broke. send Please hundred.”—Philadelphia off.—N. Y. Press. hands me a NOV. 30™ PROM 1902. Press. IL ILL, THE DANDRUFF GERM “I don’t feel the confidence I would a I>” <Z’T r A like in to that young man you engaged Or Your Hair Will Fall Out Till You are to,”said Bald. a Ethelinda’sfather. llecome “He discovered that dandruff Modern science has talked about nothing but the stock digs that the is caused by germ up a market while he and I together.” were scales, it burrows down the scalp in to as SHOE/010 “Yes,” answered Ethelinda. “He’s a the of the hair, where it destroys roots little worried about that conversation and, ultimately, hair’s vitality, causing falling hair, HORSE baldness. of After Prof. Unira, himself. He if don’t that says you dandruff the Hamburg, Germany, discovered know about stocks than any more you remedy all efforts find to germ, a he’s to liable have to tosupport appear failed laboratory discovery until the great the entire family.”—London Newbro’s Fun. resulted in made which was “SPEARHEAD” hair Herpicide. It alone of all other preparations dandruff Without MISTAKES kills the BY LITERARY MEN. germ. luxuriantly. “Destroy’ dandruff, hair grows effect.” the the cause, you remove Result from Being; Called to Write f I'pon Topics That Are Mollie’s Mistake. “STANDARD NAVY” Unfamiliar. A Cleveland named Mollie Mc- woman Guire picked lid, mistaking stove it up a It is within not the of possibilities for apple pie. What she thought range an was pie turned be hot-to-Mollie.— only out to that of letters be a men can Denver Times. omniscient. It is only surprising that, considering the wide of human range Nothing Equals St. Oil Jacobs character and endeavor they are sometimes For Rheumatism, Gout, Sciatica, Neuralgia, called to portray, they Cramp, Pleurisy, Lumbago, upon Sore J// 0 , J® Throat, Bronchitis, Uit Soreness, seldom Stiffness, found in George SO TAOS. are so error. O) | Bruises, Toothache, Headache, Backache, Moore, the English author of books HEIDSIECK” Feetache, Pains in the Chest, Pains in the PIPER of questionable repute, is of one Back, Pains in the Shoulders, Pains in the those writers, however, who but Limbs, bodily has and all aches and pains, it like acts magic. Safe, and little failing. charity for the mistakes of sure never others, although he undoubtedly makes himself. The Real Thing;. He has recently many K” B 0 0T JAC charity?” what is Tom. “Uncle taken Hall Caine task. to “I was good finding is Tommy, “Charity, excuses told that Caine had written an account like.” don't people of the faults for we of the Derby,” he said, “so I Free Press. —Detroit ■ ExwW EEV ■ if+O Must tags. w pouch toshhc cur tosacco. the book solely for the got purpose DYES PUTNAM FADELESS easier are of reading it. 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