I HUMOROUS. ABSOLUTE From FEAT. Mutton to Money. CYCLING GREAT There is, rather in this years or was, ago LIBBY’Si city, gentleman who did thriving business a a it.” She hadn’t done lie—“l wish I Ride* Englishman, Charles Jones, in the market and in district, nn mutton out.” found hadn't been —“I wish I well known hundreds of people — to Track Bnilt Angle was at as a a an ou bright Town and original Topics. of Another sort man. of Degrees. GO SECURITY. who had him for nearly 20 not man, seen foolishly, spend “Now, don’t money your short met time and after years, .mm a ago, Abner.”- “Then how do The Pavilion in you feature star at the inquiries his health asked if he to as was I A any\fun?” goin’ have the s’pose I’m in to business. extraordinary London is |» this the k same EXTRACT — season v “Oh, no,” reply. the “I’m presiding News. Indianapolis was Charlei cycling of performance now.” do Deaf and Dumb.—“ How Jones. There who servants some many are men The who inquiring about him man Genuine was was USE OF RUBBER TIRES. Wrigleys?” “Two; wheels the have the really daring their acts phased by this and remarked a on on answer, that he presumed it his ignorance, but dumb waiter.” —Phila- wire stretched deaf cook and nowadays at stage was on a Carter’s he admit he derived idea of They Are Now must his All Sorts of Vehicles, no ou trick Bulletin. dizzy height. the delphia Evening Among performers business from the that the former statement from the Bicycle to one-legged who is night,” job last “I had good hand can presiding.” man a market “was a on man Fire Trucks. gracefully than “Why,” ride better and he replied, “I that I said I burglar, “but the first more was mean am a I % president—president of bank in Cambridge.”—Boston We lean bicyclists, . the best of the most expert a watch.” stopped by open-mouthed use some Could an Little off-hand all the kinds Pills. Liver you name Record. beef, all the T T get makes while bal- essence another who turn in “Get out!” “Fact. It bulldog a of was a vehicles rubber tires? that use it from it, and concentrate to Record. yard.”—Philadelphia the Probably for the list has Feminine Financiering. not, grown of Ext the In 4* uttermost. ounce our an He—You A Swell Time.—Nobb—“And I got f kisses! Pay up! considerably lately. Of the ten of the nutrition there is all owe me course automobiles tract Must Bear Signature many of She—Explain, sir! bumblebee’s into while I nest for such of beef. To nutriment all have them, pounds was a get more .j, “I ’em! You know well I won very wagered !to vacation.” Nebb —“Say, is impossible. the cushions the needed keep you to on my ounce machinery are dozen gloves kisses and against ten a time.” had dreadful must have itself pieces. from racking to a won! I—” 4* She—Oh! World, time.”— but kisses, know of with Nobb—“Oh, it swell Libby’s Atlas the Cabs, coaches victorias, broughams, 32 was a you — J He (firmly)—Kisses should be paid just inches, size Bxll sent Ohio State Journal. rubber be maps, anywhere and other carriages new must Pac-SlmHc Below. religiously See Wrapper other debt. as as any for in Our Booklet, cts. stamps. 10 fashionable, well for tired be Abrupt Discharge.—Mrs. Hennessy to as as She (thoughtfully)—Just the same as a Things ❖ Make Good “How to to becoming tires comfort. Rubber —“Oi discharged note? Cassidy hear Very small end are i* wor os easy ‘j* Eat,” mailed free. “Yes.” : 1 of the delivery from the Hos he onnything to lake to wagons sugar. common as on quarry. “Or check?” a clothiers, florists jewelers, silversmiths, yit?” do Mrs. Cassidy—“Oi dunno. HEADAGHE ? ? IrADTrD'ol “Yes.” FM McNeill Libby, Libby, & * and others engaged in the finer Share, hovn’t down from the he “Or—or a—draft?” LAri tna cum | for dizziness. I “( trades, and butchers baker boys and ertainly!” explosion.”—Philadelphia Press. CHICAGO. biliousness. for “Then, fellow, I’ll give beginning ride in similar style. you poor you to a are Frouzy Fred “Wot’s de matter, draft ***£•■♦"■♦■*!* 4**o mamma!” on LIVER. FOR TORPID rra Wagons equipped only fashionable not Blue.” so Bill? lookin’ Bibulous are Yer (He smiled again.)—San Francisco never CONSTIPATION. FOR and comfortable, but last longer, Bulletin. feels Bill —“I feels blue, Frouzy, I q Sawyer's * because jolting the rubber reduces the SKIN. FOR SALLOW day told de other blue. A doctor me The Typewriter Invention. | strains. water an’ I’ve COMPLEXION brain, dat I had de FOR THE A statistician has proved that the on invention But rubber the interesting of most of the use been since it typewriter has employment tryin’ tink how given ter ever tires Quite people, but fails I is in 500,000 he fire departments. to Purely to state is and dere.”—Town Country. Cents got how of weak stomachs and dyspepsia many cases number of fire engines equipped a are there!” Line.—“ Hold He Drew the SMers on it has induced. All people of sedentary CURE SICK HEADACHE. with big rubber costing about tires arrival called Charon at occupation need Hostetter’s to the Stomach new’ SIOO less set. Such engines Bitters. per It is wonderful go medicine and \ wait ferry Styx. “You the the a oven led Watarproo?. FEAT. KJ JONES’ GREAT CHARLES THE CHEAPEST helps PAINT often bear the strain which nature to the repair shop, and turn ensues until the trip, and I’ll take Sawyer’s Excel next nior Brand Pommel Slickers you from confinement. It also dyspepsia, afford cures tracks without complete both protection to rider and corners or cross car distinction?” alone.” “Why this in The indigestion, using over constipation and flatulency. Be saddle. Made long and wide In work extra the skirt, dozen but the economy ancing half slipping. men, trucks a Some ladder hook and insuring dry for rider. Easily seat it and will be a converted inquired spirit to disappointed. of the try not sure passengers. you one marvelous. is Charles Jones into of walking Every coat. a and also good Devoe paint garment hose ready is in war. a run many wagons “Oh, he’s of fools that rock those results ranted waterproof. look for trade-mark. one track which This agile rider rubber. If dealer uses a does have Excel■ior on your not didn’t spoil the the boat, and I want to No than price. Brand, Ground for Hesitancy. It write for catalogue, and of degrees is built angle 60 more Truckmen their at have content to an are you.”—Baltimore trip for the of rest Frette—Do know, it’s with got you so me To toward the drays which is stage. equipped with old stpel tires. open lasts H. and M. SAWYER longer & SCN, Solo that when I the in American. morning start out covers more now Mwz impossible East Rubber the uninitiated it Cambridge, Mass. truck would make big seems down business nearly I have the a to to to stop at go than lead, oil, and his two bicyclist could balance MANNERS. least to study which noiseless that SUMMER will be the to and and route tear; any corner save wear confront with creditor. apt to seconds. this foy few wheel me but a the they would other hand a even on on of paint. COUNTRY ten to GREAT A Callous—Thank goodness. I longer one; one some no am remarkable feat Jones’ Mr. most cost several hundred dollars set consists The Lessen Warm Season Tends to per victim of such sensation that. a any as Use Devoe; portions and figure of removing the and quickly, their cost upper “What! You out Obligation and Need surely don’t Sense of wear use to so mean say turned all America toward of The are eyes full cycling by that don’t anyone.” clothing while at his of Little would be expensive.—Chicago too Formality. you owe of magnificent Dakota’s North crops, by the yard, “Far from it. I simply that there is square or handle-bar. year, using the mean speed without of 80,000,000 bushels Chronicle. Over harvested. ust take direction I that will insure can no any good bushels of flax, 19,000,000 regulating and the oft-en differ wheat used for All the Our it’s by the gallon; not manners the power summer essentially such exemption, and it as a consequence Thousands abundant and NOVELTY BICYCLES. grasses. IN jorn of wheel his propulsion Courier. speed, the winter of from doesn’t hesitate.”—Boston our manners, to pay bushels of flax raised 14 18 jf farmers to paint cheapest figured made, maintenance of the obligations, lessen and the The tendency is to proper bringing breaking, now cn new per acre A BALD NEWSPAPER MAN. Be tercliaiinenble and Can is Is In difficult track It Within equipoise the formalities. dispense with bushel. Think of get:ing concentrated to $1.25 ■hem your on that a way. and realizing land Well Iler free government I'sed by Madame limbs. his lower in tendencey be ns limits is not to ns such Getting; New Crop of Hair, and Has a a breaking! first Ask for the the f 25 dealer for Devoe; nearest per acre Half. Lesser should be No More Dandruff. liberty reprobated. But not land There plenty of good government is PATENTS. insist AUTOMOBILE having it. Our Northwest pamphlet Everybody the knows Col. in into license. on permitted degenerate to on fast. Also eft, but it is being taken up line novelty in bicycle is Here a Daniel Searles, the journalist and veteran painting free if mention business substitute this into for example, excellent chances Because to you any go may paper. a man, greatly appreciated by will be Colonel which publicist Jan. the of Butte. 10,1900, If “Soo” Line. the in towns Namerous you So for Thein Are Applications new on for and suit GOOD-PAINT DEVOE, hat straw CHICAGO. serge a a “I used couple of bottles of Newbro’s writes: riding objects who to good for the a looking free land, woman’s want a man or are Examiners That Extra it does and frock coat, not topper Herpicide with results. The marvelous a a Casseday, write D. W. locations, feel rich business wheel and does yet not Employed. dandruff disappeared; of hair Have Be to coatless walk about follow Minneapolis,Minn that he a new crop “Soo” Line, tend Agent, may separate purchase two THE. enough BEST to taken rapidly has and the bald is root, spot And if sit in his shirt sleeves. social or and himself. A for his wife wheels being covered.” Herpicide only hair is the still WATERPROOF It to whether the Is you use vou up CLOTHING it section is automobile “functions” more-casual the all odds By tsScl are preparation that kills the dandruff nervekillin?tobacco. MASCOTTTO- illustration will study of the little germ BaCCO CURB the removes engagingin divisions of the that all does that-those digs the scalp in scales it burrows busiest of the not the mean up as sections of reader how the f tobacco without show the sir IN r THE WORLD the of where its the hair, to root bonds distres.expels all the of Buy Since released from the way these days. them office vens patent are bring manipulated to frame the 1 blood, Mascott purities are it destroys the of the causihg tine, vitality hair, b Providence Journal. taken » BEARS £xjF world has the *TobaccoCure fashionable to automobiling courtesy, A JS TUB A BASE HASS says tj "to and desired result. The seat the the hair fall Kill the dandruff about out. germ, in health & IS direct from h us. longer d deleterious is ha and this sport The hot el has with Herpicide. no a fFij a summer with removed in effecting It will, handle-bars nerve. sa a are t Aif ** persistently. patiently, There of the country effect the inventors fad, seem a upon manners. was front fork is when the change, the SI. usually 3 box- box. cures; * ’a their attention far 52.50. influence turned to time when its, greater guaranteed to Autocrat of the Table. we have cure, er to ®s. was tilted and the frame slipped out over BS§Sfc»Js»s**refund wanted. the Agents money. The head Cliff Manitou, in dwelling the house, motors, waiter at improvements it is Fewer bringing than out Minneapolis. MED. CO., B.ttiO, persons now. side The crank hanger other the up. given smoker the other night and The was a other had where and parts. in cities houses, carriages number summer of by strong is attached means a fine gold watch. The distinguished official a received for applications patents privacy which of could live in the they to responded appropriately and with dignity to automobiles is winter. devices for accustomed during the they speech. He so the presentation then lifted his on were hand token the found in that audience been it toward at that has The tendency all great necessary was an was a . MADE IN BLACK OR YEu£W end. His departed and the guests great examiners this special five gregarious life in huge have on to caravansary, some FAKEHOSyBSTITUTES —Denver Post. alone. naan was have divisions RIG Four separate intercourse ONCE WITH work. where promiscuous AT ON SALE EVERYWHERE which referred orgaaiized ?15 salary been to almost unavoidable. Hence straight Poultry Mixture; are Wisconsin Farm Lands. To sell arose was our CATALOGUES FREE weekly year's contract, week and expenses: specific per the according The to best distressing episodes. People of farm lands be patent obtained papers can many reliability. SHOWING* furnish'bank reference of FULL LINE OF We our pay. in Marinette County, Wisconsin, the demanded. One is that now kind of patent Dept.s, East St Louis.lU. made acquaintances in whom on EUREKA MFG. CO., 3ARMENTS summer AND HATS Chicago, Milwaukee & Railway, St. Paul at electric motors, handles division acknowledge in did. wish another they not to low price and favorable terras. “GOOD 1 on very NEWS” and another steam motors, broke through gas winter. Young Wisconsin is noted for fine excellent its persons crops, “Opportunity” looks another markets out and healthful climate. Why acetylene motors, One 10 laws etiquette. Girls only All ahout of the homes the year cents. and accustomed oppoiUnities of the wonderful Noithwest. 10 tend farm when rent buy much It is compressed air motors. a you can one for the flirted careful chaperonage to Publishing Opportunity Co., cents to St. Paul, Minn. cheaper than and few in rent you can a years business the rush of seldom that and recklessly with youths, strange very M it will A be For particulars A property. Suit-Overcoat your own blankmaos WHISKY and » nDfIHEyS ether drug mett division is to certain great for unpleasantly so as sometimes found themselves address F. A. Miller, General Passenger a DVI cured. habits We the VJ want SCOTLAND of number Agent, to oßoen in the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway, FREE. Hr. increase and references Book compromised in worst Lr cases. an cause WOOLEN consequence. M 5 Box 3, Atlanta, Ga. M. WOOLLEY, Chicago. B. V bring about MILLS to CO. examiners special defended or those who this There were divisions. additional of establishment the ground, condition affairs the that of disability and Widowhood: P.L on N on a FC« Bacteria, Not Sin. Q Nicollet Are. fciWiwiW - Q Service. JAWS is U. S. FREE. examiner special * One or any ordinarily “democratic.” democracy it But New doctrines in bacteriology to was seem i.W-XrtOKalCK « SONS, Clueinnatl, O.; Washington, MINHKAFOLtS. D. C. of all applications take be able simple sapping the faith which has hitherto to care meaning; it does is word of various a been the characteristic of Sunday work. branch of relating to our one equality of incongruous imply social not the schools. A stoutly refused believe WOMAN. youngster to 1 FOR MAN OR -To WHEEL little girl who will send is. of greater any there us record only a The is Hotel life elements. now a A that Gehazi became leper ■ IO together with account cants, the names a on BEADERS OF PAPER THIS division Bl coming to W B of work and addresses of (3) little friends, either position, easily in volume one and is set clamp, single feature only of the holiday of his “there sins. “No,” said he, season. was germs U \LS H will send, postpaid. DESIRING TO BUY ANYTHING we of one our n lot of the the airwwt in the clotbet.” —London News. falls to (ky uAby automobile connection between the front than bolls. the Perhaps, hotel etiquette is now too, ADVERTISED IN ITS COLUMNS ART occurred fabric HV/fcH mills, bureau, B without years being made some sprockets INSIST UPON and it used be; if SHOULD HAVING stricter than there to rear so, Yon Can Get Allen’s Foot-Ease FREE. tS I? gj Department C. C. bicycling S fia ’Sk THEY ASK FOR. REFUSING the WHAT time H the chain craze was length of the altering the at is ground for satisfaction. It is far ago O 9 Write to-day Allen S. Olmsted, Jlie 40 Wi,IU to ESS Street. kv OR ALL SUBSTITUTES IMITATIONS. deluge such There height. and its a position. The was vr either seat for at good new yoek. make of easier show Roy, Y., to N. for FREE sample of Allen’s a manners a wheels, patents for claims Foot-Ease, what is of on powder. It being replaced at sweating, handle-bar under under formal regime than a cures a an damp, feet. Makes and other swollen, aching SORES handles OLD CURED bearings, rider chains, on new or of the frame, the the top informal loosening of the the now one; tight shoes Always Break in K.-G 1884 it N. A. to special easy. use bicycle, that ten of examiners is, of take spin. It ready parts is to a rigid bonds natural course, gives impulse a a New Shoes. druggists At all and shoe Allen’s Ulcerine Salve Ulcers, Chronic Rone Ulcers, cures the help out detailed to of Scmfulons from part Ulcers, Varicose Ulcers. Indolent Ulcers, Mercurial WHEN WRITING TO ADVERTISERS PLEASE that possible were and it is and chance, then that a man any stores; 25c. men Ulcers, While Swelling. Milk Eczema, Salt Rhenm, Fever caseshave the Advertisement in tLia These that division-. state the you saw enough chief of have brains the country Sores, ail PositlvelT failure, long old matter how they womenshowwhat It requires may no no sores. are. PAUL, MINN. standing. P. ALLEN. ST. By mull, 63c. J Knijfhthood in Flower. paper. only until since down dwindled ingenious now machine design to as and discretion be friendly without as to a tact Beenaway—And what of Willie Puttipate, bicycle required in the it that Lazarus but happens this two are men being familiar, be without one, to courteous whose mother considered him budding a electrical division is The this bicycle, division. Kallajian, the inventor of S. genius? encouraging impertinence. The ..YOU-SHOOT?: DO section for automobile i Staidhomc—Oh, the pushing he resident of Boston, Mass. turned be is out to principle remains a the in a — same summer blooming work. of idiot!—Smart Set. matter in the |lf should honors do send and Globe-Democrat. address Louis first bn postal for St. card you you your name in winter It is mistake a a manners. as a in marked increase has been There a WINCHESTER absence from What that home to is the in employing one some suppose or use Enthusiasm Run Riot. electrical science the of development for the do dyeing If to use you accustomed you. from acquaintances will your in bicycling Enthusiasm this is do moves a and DYES five PUTNAM FADELESS the past in years, can you rudeness vulgarity. The excuse or professional. the devotee of sport rhapsodize in it just to well greater office to as a patent as the in a shown is who content be the to young woman magazines. “What,” asks, of the he —Gold- else. anywhere one than UE? degree GU N CATALOG IT’S FREE. “summer girl” of the comic That Girl Again.—“Do the Smiths Hired paper this equal and weird “can strange Days. keep girl?” “No. They hire good It illustrates en loses something of her in a many, and describes the different Winchester Rifles. Shotguns womanhood a all and man’s inventiveness? creation of Or but don’t them.”—Philadelphia they keep Send Ammunition, and contains much information. valuable the the the is who at to once process; young man Automobiles. elusively mock human belief Evening what War Armored Bulletin. so Winchester Repeating Arms guilty Co., New Haven, Conn. of brassy impertinence becomes automobilism it has passed into oblivion military when of once The progress I Piso’s Cure for Consumption something less than gentleman. It am sure a all the and, record fact, by losing has become indicated is Germany as a in saved life three ago.—Mrs. Thos. my years would be unreasonable import to too BlrtU/TO ..AUCV of few dollars in qneetion invested tradition? A purchasing and merely And, has lately of minister a Robbins, vague the Norwich, N. a that war Maple Street, Y., fact W I VKu IwlKxluKw W# applying Reliance High-Grade, Keady- the ■ ■ formalities into Feb. many 17, 1900. our warm ruins of old library machines which amid the of if series ■ ■ Mixed House Barn and Paints, some ordered will only beautify but will ugly homes impossible; a make also not a and barn weather purusits, be house from fearful elements of the weather. If attended it saving to of preserve to at will of a ten cent, once prove manuscript or so per of should be Maxim fragment small protected a two guns, will carry value of the Our high-grade paints celebrated for their property. strength of color, capacity and A exceeded by on fickleness is only are woman’s covering ourselves that be cannot pleasant durability. we To those it has who interested, free which told how used He will mail, of charge, combination discovered plates. color cards and nickel-steel prices. are we our was by her News. constancy.—Chicago Daily Exclusive Agency given dealer in each town. RELIANCE PAINT to CO.. Louis. St. one with well-bred though automobile persons and alike, how it of even rich series by ordered poor was also a they but the danger, strangers; into armies, added with are the provided adopted to will be as which breaks rule, is quite the other public used by a of great will be way. splendor pageants, breaks These tables. that princes officers obliterated castes and and the staff general may so the Stature of Eskimos. by side rode side in public their peasants consult papers en maps or thus old tradition The that the Eskimos contributing popular health the tables. to parks, them spreading upon route, people of small stature is without are a voiturettes, beyond other single happiness vehicles, and light of* any series or A foundation. On the in contrary, what constructed, be of the world, invention wonder to be is also to Baflinland Labrador, and around all old-time, longburied astonishment and that grounds for firing ascertaining the used 'Hudson height on bay the of the is men document, would shot. of the results among cause the cannon probably above rather than below the existing of the then people the earth.” minister the Austria-Hungary on In of the human but average race, as a automobiles of series having is a although rule the war strong, women, very Intelligent The Most Bird. constructed. considerably shorter than the CATHAR yakamik, species of are The is CANDY men. a crane, They brave, industrious, provident of be the intelligent are said to most one Undertakers. for Automobiles communicative, and in all of which The bird known. is used by the birds gradually being automobile is The Oc. characteristics they with NEVER contrast the Venezuela, of South natives America, of al) business for adopted purposes northern tribe of Indians. —Cleveland :sc. 50c. of shepherd place dogs, the for in |Hi” MM undertakers Wl likely the it I BULK but seems kinds, " Leader. and herding ffh their guarding flocks of MW last the take to be w’ill among said that, however is It far the sheep. I.ike Woman. bilious- appendicitis, vehicle. So far bowel troubles, horseless a all A||n aa the ■■ up wander with I■fl IU L yakamik the flocks, blood, wind the breath, bad bad may “I decided be on Inlfl UK fl £ll I fl“ I have hospital to nests, sold. Now six automobile 8 it is million is only a r* over there one I■ 11 KP" foul known UUrirmlllLLiJ mouth, bowels, head- bloated stomach. it find its fails to home at way nurse,” said Amy. “I never it stated VVII L pains eat* in the undertaking indigestion, pimples, after saw country in the ache, running before it all absolute of driving the dizziness. Th!, merit, testimonial. complexion and world. is proof great and best ing. sallow' night, trouble, liver our creatures that of 75 cent, unmarried is and that per business, men a wagon We faith sell CABCARETB absolutely have and getting regularly When don’t guaranteed bowels are move you your intrusted its to refunded. Go buy SOeboxes. care. to-day, fall love and to two in marriage cure or money to all Philadelphia. One prominent propose kills people than other sick. Constipation more in used directions, give fair, trial, them honest simple and a as per chronic ailments the diseases It is starter for together. the that a satisfied, Sbc them if not after using through box, the return he women you are expects to nurse one unused director funeral Climbing Wheels. says Mountain see on afterwards. suffering that long of come sOc boy and the box mail, and empty by the druggist to years us or illness.” CAM'ARF.TS today, from whom purchased it, back into taking and for both cyclists, Dalbies by severe Mo start get ails French and matter what you your money motor Two the wagons come use you. Take advice boxes. ails time matter what you—start today. well all the well and be our —no will get for “I never that statement, too,” you added looks and then he performed notable undertaker, to saw quickly follow will Health and will bless the day first Verges, the a mountaineering you you advice; right. Take bowels until put our your you of CASCARETS. started the Book free by mail. Address: use Mabel; “but recollection is. that it absolute in funeral carriages CASCARETfi to-day, under their machines. my start with feat the an processions on see STERLING REMEDY NEW YORK refunded. CO„ CHICAGO to or guarantee tss money said nurses.” cure or —Cincinnati pretty Enquirer. motor-driven, and, of Prades, rode all from they to Starting course, the Within five this Chalet, built by hearse too. the Canigou the years, CORAIIiI established xs*to. * height there will be going club. The thinks, Alpine attained French WOODWARD & COMMISSION | seen man ] Be Out and Out Honest. took funeral processions feet. The the streets ascent along 7,200 Honesty twice half well was pays as as Minneapolis. DULUTH. in which vehicle, including rode down in but the th# five hours, every honesty. men Don’t forget it. —Atchison ( will horseless hearse, be hoxtr. Globe. m Executed Orders Delivery for Future in All Markets. J 1 ■*