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Mazeppa tribune (Mazeppa, Minn.) 1877-1908

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The fact be veritable 1" is that he picnic Er not ground, was swaow a can on most der ch! cook, interesting % details in the life some 'bout Amer- Spin celebration which Bolney’s yam for lemonade er heard the vender,who drowns already eating their habbiest crandest, many were Napoleon of St. Helena. He has at given old erwoke Wen etwuz late in ther granny fire-cracker day? ica's luncheons Grove the orator’s voice tay, be not, die completely he does to ample in time to get was so as as as as an* Best Work for Medical Home Use, day, these the world, after to sunthin’ hez jkr.E expressing Tell Vhich mit ter as yer a tickets editor of the Burley lemon for the solitary the afternoon in barrel of ice-water. performance. bless stars! An’ surprised, but bout a B my granther, laff hey? in it, big cake conviction that it is eshgape without interest, not er Need tell Oak had I I prepared himi satisfied friend stay— that the lemonade fiend has Jake J am you our was Mabbe yer may naow, what’a avay “to know eat.’’ Napoleon’s >J tyrant He faound ther barn in where he’d hid can in self saved life the earliest 'j to the wus of of arrivals? fancy most thet et the Fourth July I ;■ think Oder tays AH der among say, easy very s many a household ther bay, staff, with him 1 taken jRX ~ du, vhich tew enjoyable from, not. He had ridden of the by rendering colt and event !%?“ orator it impossible for the into town, a An’ he acted right curious—dazed, said, they so from France, included thet’s f d’ hotel, Tell story der priug maitre C com- er year knowing ''»! although, a it would a people not stand “hitched out” hear the for best to speech, the season, Like ef he bed lost ther brains his very all in ez suitable tew; ical, roundt, It. chef d’ head office, cook and pastry all a day long, he had while the committee of a it bed; will tolerate put the livery, people everything at not / ’ tnake E1 1 up V?SPi still Er even on vhen Vas der tay B uess F i cook. Four Chinese added servants He said nuthin’, but walked straight up-stairs and “Dud” meins'eluf with Perkins, I t at were can't Independence his faithful tho'Er Day. aout, y I s. ar r a n g emen s was * ter his bed. the arrival the exile and bis of attendants et's friend Lay mein and work there on oggubation chum, had been down new. The by the closes with the » concert to were none agony a der the island. nationality at The on show-grounds of serious hitches those to the procession form, club and in hall night, the town at see All ther erbaout bed gossips plenty tew everybody \ naow Fo’th July, in sheluf, On ther er of this supplementary staff the is had made friends often bring with which of the hostlers cause du is that sober enough climb the to •fck so some shdebs Und 76 mein the year of grief Careme, who to “M. Lepage Ter ther quidnuncs would ask relate ter whu in the stables, the failure and by about of carrying several tubs says: -oU-T/V *L- (HSI against granther’s stairs is attend and until direct alive certain to sleep a (Ef r mer (3 f ' 'em, “Whut’s ?" (the chief cook) doubtless the nu bic-nic date dot of from ther he the creek close commendable enter- thet’s water by, had before hour fixed discharging was the for fireworks the V\W Britishers An’ et reached ther ther soon ear ov roundt. > fix', 'Il would first French c cook find himself o’clock, to ten V earned In fact, their tickets of admission prise. and sending cheap The balloon. j every- tew ; a V a up paper ® M- mit '~-Z w’en Old Meinseluf ther time Wuz /r ■” in such s difficult position into worked the with V believed— show. But ther story they told balloon burns before a it hundred ascends ever und en- no one plaved shildren one Bess some won7~~_—derful L’’ fSaSa j§_couraging Chinese thought! That ther deaconess The —four assist Whut scandalous parade grand; in to fact, the smoothness er feet, most Jemima mit vife tricks. and Ann John men and was I are conceived ! . ein (Vhich skeptically him in his cuttin work! by pranks inclined, until it settled I it, this family vas those who repeat that up ther ecstasies astonished in the mishap. In was Jest came expecting over openmouthed ther village deceived. an’ Sich story thet mit er ez plessings beast by four done position is afore on be the to humbugged, Colonel Joe Swagerty that could Ez said it the worst never try wuz watch the fireworks they amazement was a purveyor life,) mein shanks biggest thing of Independence. for the table ;” they had Declaration still, they tid-bits and change that set to tryin’ ter idea should read Ther until misdirected sky-rocket strikes the news shoy; ever seen, uv laff und uv mit by two-legged not Shump dot luxnp«r a dot lumper (An’ them days even vagonoop, in up filmy tew the inventin’ sich show work with the By ruse— be got four Chinese. yarns wuz er immense. Indeed, Brewer and to Apparently roll John Then Miles in vicinity of his liver and doubles shbeed was As mit shvifd avay sure up the ve cranks). their ter berlieye mind They’d own ez ov er tay, dem dees who Napoleon oxblain to openly avowed I that they troublesome animal many said: not him ball vas while Jemima Ann catches came was a up, a chuse; they’d FourtShooly. der invent haf ther nicest family kine, vhy Columbus Und Naow, Bess only Old uv to the and had calklated readin’ that feed. wuz parade, who declared He had particular liking “Fellers, to I had from see fixed ther candle in her hair. on ets raoots in minds doubt a ther Still a roman sunny fine- Puritan pedigree genuine With er that that all that would be told wider for blood-pudding, I and they let him few, dockyment myself. The exercises conclude ith sudden was a woman over ar blood be traced in ther explosion w a drop bail ter Not er uv granther ther credit ter And worth seeing, they would mer concluded I read it, have gave to and übon stay that that all he wanted. Other favorite I’m I arrife der blace goin’ box and Vhen now to of of fireworks, the line; see, a due, thet’s witness enshovment der the I Vbere go on, afternoon’s that ain’t got dishes crittur’d conducted herself in entertainment. think vas I fowls An' ther an' ef don't she’ll Marengo, such er way of ala spectators disperse amid the odor no were entrees he gunpowder you'll lenient an’ du ther So Er trust same, der fence shade in, hidch dot I mein deam py ther people, they command ther respect Among Ter those community, uv earliest in their under an’ seats influence here could in this be fried and, whiskers. vol-au-vent, burning my too. and hair and as aroundt, say, the huge of Jake thar. and right being chances will sp’iled be Italian, canopy macaroni in all styles V. Walls. canvas were C. right look out Und I an thet avay independence Upter she observed vas when granther's Thet you’ll speak lightly milky “Dud.” The show opened, Colonel Swagerty, ov do all haf circuses, Miles,” replied vill to “Now, of serving. fronts Vhat mein say, He had as also weakness for day. a high-fly— dot bic-nic valk the shdyle dey Vhen mit with the grand offen see me and then smooth entree; “thar smack flyin’ and pastry side-dishes composed of you go, Old whu Give ter Bess ther credit hez gone croundt. awful long drawin' Yer kin think Er'm followed an act after in such swift air, er than act, and handle. I’m older His breakfast high, man you sweetmeats. usually shveet an don't upon it Wort! Und auf mein consisted vas bow . bewildering succession, and of such accord with the celebrator the Fourth Ez ther July. an’ fust ther’fo’ mo' in of ov er gandidates meet wonderful porridge to a made from sorrel , „ gounty actooaily Mit am but et x a W’en Er ther s Homeopathic tell or yam, Gives Allopathic, the yer character, py-und-py? friends be about that two what'll vill dockyment. uffice Tell Vhich fat for ein run our from anything B 3 izA?/ mutually you else, provided cooling; it sao— '-Qj/yixdcb was and —for Electric —all three handt treatments mein shake ailed vhen dey thet But, drunkenness me py did confessed, others, an’ then ef- the but it fust, right: I’ll read Thet 'twas nothin breast as many no of lamb well broiled, and undershtandt: each and disease and ailment. shlyness I mit vas doubt, every that they wouldn't missed have it right, w’y then caow; boys ’low read ere it ain't IHE GLORIOUS FOURTH. you served with Fourt thin dees small vote, for mein roast fishing not, Dey Symptons,” believe gravy; a Has “Table ez classified of boys, er yer vas Et's fact, me er for anything. whirl.” ken give it Shooly! fowl a cutlets two and sometimes please— • or by which vegetables; ordinary intelligent HE Fourth person Glorious any Finally you,” of the clowns old ableeged to “I'm thousan’ times straight ezcut et’s one came bit et but Et won’t change ez a those raised er the island tS. ! on determine well physician has 111. come bounding can as as into followed a the ring, small a-goin’ by Miles I ain’t to read “but cheese, replied, a good for nothing. For dinner, Beat loud-rer- the pegin, sbeech-making haf The Fourth July. dot were Vhen what disease is suffering from a with of spirits gallon half ease. jest drank but a person She er wicked-looking mule, er which he introduced declaration fur 81 second-hand no man; so sounding drum, no porridge, down in, mein seat sit releve, Und I two entrees, vas roast, one threatened a with. or the famous He trick mule. also out.” side ken mein shildren count und as Mit mein vife you py me sleek and the indispensable granther Y'er ez er and er man ez sweetmeats wuz HOW BUBAL of see, IT IN THE worthy IS CELEBBATED the book Tins is feature of stated aroundt, with a much elegance of phrase along without that “ Oh, 1 reckon ken worry we priest. pastry. 1 Eagle, make peculiar VILLAGES. 1 the batriodic leedle special attention feature to * Mein poy deceased— Mr. he Barnum —a till offered hundred dollars religion in you,” said Colonel Swagerty. all pints On wuz one uv him ; enshoy, > ’ Mit fire-vorks himseluf scream will ! medical work this book. good com-juice Any he b'gosh! said A Wonderful An' wuz wussezn gold Freak would “Ef Nature who be able ride “All right,” rejoined Miles. thar's ot 11 to to Day any one powder and croundt. of dot bic-nic fire off übon O URT II O F Vhieh he vas stale veast; the tell what what do, if know to . the little fellow three times fellers tv,—torpedoes, und schream, around be done air goin’ Is sometimes you you lemon- the worryin’ exhibited shump to in public C It make der viinmens exhibitions. you any stand under and our him ter ' July in vent- blow ’Twas hard ter er was is, disease but the difficulty is, deam, ado that knows mein schare haf main cannot Mit ring. you no bet old dockyment When run avay it; ken do of the to grin, yore you we gaze upon some by e<i number a -ZtK GTTOa UJ| it lemon, ginger-pop dot shickenbie. mit eat To his heart is. Vhile he gonsole tell the book what from thet an' drank Now Jake peculiar Bess cut her had, that.” freaks W’en Old yet, the dame occasionally up indulges caper nature as never seen on i l ' uakers i/Q i devoid ginger, of \ an( a obliged send for find to gin— out, four-footed in, way,” minds a animal which he could off said back “Sorry thater the the you are not he went revert to our of pride innocent fader’s lofing creation Ice-cream Und mit ein Pennsylvania t hold she blameless will Tho’ I alius wuz uv written with physician! The books of ride. “who is So after fearfully much earnest consultation and side of are mein chairman the committee. I sohn f f I call mein man, so cream oop wonderfully py in Li sin. Dutchmen u </ generally the interest sav: Fourt this view: written in dees Und done, batriot. made.’’ “Veil “Dud,” The with he mysteries of his stepped and offered “Let go,” Colonel young him replied Swagerty. nature out to and 1776, we Fourth are Glorious The Shooly 1” Family have been With “Our daowne in unraveled of the profession. Kersocket, by Dr. In R. V. Pierce, of ther taowne make the attempt stride the little mule “He read dockyment uv erway to ain’t big enough to a permitted to ‘' I not has come Maine Buflalo, yourself, hat and through his Physical!,” tell, knowledge of those had that succeeded in pitching his that whole an’ he far kivers the country, ef w you can patriotic so the Beat J long oii old King George's t° et (Ef look as R yer er map uv r mysteries he has been doctor able his the unerringly is, just to matter previous riders his head, and drum, that don’t to out an’ enjby hisse’f, prepare as a want as over come reign. small boy the as “Golden Medical Discovery,” which is the differs the fife, and book Tune could. this In respect almost before they knew it. let He don’t know big w’y, him a Yer find ther place marked in print letters stay will away. ’y.-A ' purchase bugle, can blow the specific for all blood taints, poisons and humors, plain from all others. The ringmaster offered to hold Pedro, about, ’zackly what the whole thing’s ; nohow. j/ I Chinese fire.V rocket )l shoot the xm such There Britishers made their headquarters ther scrofula, pimples, blotches, is using six as It book, that after the mule called, while Jake of battle of New * got He heard the as was a the All through on; never It is crackers. day, eruptions, one swellings, ulcers, tumors, and | , with for X ; months, would hain’t expected parent part Orleans, an’ of cou’se to spheres no where granther's ® Just ther taownship aoutside t. I set apart day the kindred affections. JOLLIFICATION. By druggists. JAKE'S lapid- Let the SSO. y i-V**- that purticuler •sverft' know that the dockyment kivers farm lay, ) t 0 fUßcfc orator the for 7 declaimer mouthed cropped an’ An’ Old chewed her cud Bess It will conflick.” from $5 SSO to The every year c?^^3 largest save fee offered physician—$35,000 the Amerir patriotic his ake ever a pour and loose hay. m grass in - family. beautiful. A of , The day number r any eloquence was passion, lately offered Anderson eagle as —w .sore— We have had special edition this from arranged benches had in the to divorced for his been tall AKE grove, Critchett, a the celebrated was London audience bis ;O. meaning, standard and elegantly been well work, and gayly decorated stand had known lank, raw-boned, 'tired. a (years, to India and to In spite treat surgeon, go ideas! unmarried to Words bound, style of ‘ erected by the Colonel, who, proud the 544 pages—the stoop-shouldered, and, same of the native princes. doctor cnihw The one progress come! has hich in $3 Fourth distinction which and determined book he had stores it sells for The Glorious stereotyped with r*~ won, in w chose expression a not to accept it. — this tion has na drum, hollow-sounding Pound the “dockyment” printed should by this that the not be for wide-mouthed of use as a paper eleven made the hundred and in his hurl past spout his the speaker one Hear geysers, SSOO bought humiliated Not premium. During the while in his hands, had Called For. four his face, always wonder coming on of speech; Goddess Liberty still the cataracts of the / uses years, valuable had, lumber with his and with months shall offer this unmixable specimen It compounded of fair that it is Hear the eloquence he own money, strange to we seems was as a and necessary bonnet, persuade heel of stocking for spring a a thought original, of ingredients,one cent, his “paw, ” subscription artistic painted book, together with year’s • hackwoods Hoosier eagle that per their iiWL °f diseases own an on a men you can cure striped a Uncle Sam continues ~ to wear screech. Ninty of - cent, Weekly per bed-sheet swinging and hung it by offering Wisconsin, for $1.60. the premium the to would wish to who to tails on a a a see. one man of as and bell-crown hat, trousers, suite a a ==-_?’ limb above the stand. The brass Fourth come! just receive benefit. If the best medical work has to And turned eighteen, yet Dr. Sage want The Glorious He just you undoubtedly was satisfaction. I drum, deep-resounding Beat the oand from creek in cured the thousands of of obstinate there is home and the best reached for that having over came wagon a cases use Western celebrated in July Fourth of is shoot whiskers, Scorch / fingers, burn your your catarrh ‘ which been few days before with his had used to “Catarrh Remedy,” weekly published in Wisconsin, existence of his period a ,-*■ paper follows: head, hole through villages about large your as a who would have condemned the place of applied him if it to to is opportunity! You inclined to negro never get he convey off, break when a shoot now can Fire your was suddenly your arm inhabitants cannon, your The sleepy are had been for his offer not of the cruel fellow, who is always above and execution; country— and disregard for $1.60. leg occasionally sum s*’ a your save your both o’clock by four the awakened about a. m. for incurable bed I Who is the Then be carried home to bidder blanket hich he provided with wet an next case. If the book calling doctor authority and in- parental a w only saves a / blacksmithshop. vicinity of racket in the the for cash ? glowing delights throwing the in cure or half-holidav that saving will such upon to amount certain pleasures, dulge in one time, one as A number of young men procure 6,)T7 of remarked the coals that good cheer, and attending both book you! than county-seat town, cost the trips Parisians more paper to wearing it dress suits made ten pounds of gunpowder and feed to are a brought have been to ought to You the negro dances picnics an occasional in afford without green, cannot to be on piece. The waistcoat has coupl? of voracious anvils for the back, or one purpose no band the celebration, and that the which all of book! etc., to horse-race, the SUCH shirt A consists of waking the natives. There is of front, the cuffs a premature are lasting would rendered have objections, more CRAMER, AIKENS & CRAMER. most entered the strenuous father his stiched into the sleeves, discharge of the gunpowder in the coat single and a being services country by the to avail. without Wis. generally Milwaukee, but of buttons fixes hands of who forgets set the to whole young man on a hanged. In view of the fact that the band Jacob Poe not all. taken all in But, was contrivance. throw his cigar, and the natives are away rainy boys had only practiced during the lie in fact, bad; in wholly respects was many awakened by legs, boots,and tin Zophar’s Settlement. the At arms, t i .’/jj had of four weeks (and the farmers days known He had boy. A Bonanza excellent Mine most of decending watches the a young men but I Jake declined his kindness. complained of dry weather), there Quick was, toil the slavish as I wouldn’t of most but life Of health AID what?—that is hing be found in to Dr. R. V. Pierce's through the of of principal a roofs several the no flash the he the animal's back, reluctantly admit, justice in and “pack” a was on some remark. old enough to it?” been “Favorite he had Prescription,” dare do to since the to merits of residences of This kind of the town. ever locked long band ceased had his legs When the had harass W’ 1 * under its belly and to field; and hands in the which, the remedy for female “Yes, and too.” jug in to weakness and water ■ as a fun of more, is repeated regularly Fourth a every “Molly Darling, hOK entwined his about that great national air. lying its neck; then rK arms kindred increased until, affections, duties Jed.” his thousands “Let’s all, testify. have he it July, but by grew up not the as same young men. climbed the platform. forward, he took of ” the Colonel its between upon introduced one have ears before regular 7 “There several we PAIN Their powwow brothers was years day attend to this a independence an’ liberty part Ther when 'O cum, younger down, and after looking his teeth and began bite He to it fiercely. At sat American exhibition in London over had done man’s an Forks. notice, he the of ’em pealin’, 'mid to him to saounds a Wen ther bells your of the later, over wuz er uv with the programme year a turned friend and Amazed this number of to at treatment, and stung there is exhibited fire and papers, a proof drum, drove new ther He team, a water farm. heard bound the They'd work a result. Occasionally you was on ll same young a man perplexity of said: with pain, Pedro forgot his antics, with air great An’ ther nigh stricken to tories taown cut proof villa, in wuz composed entirely of and rolling an picking “trash” straw. worked the Fourth, plowed, doin’s have to with the on damage than greater escapes dumb, no that but dashed off furious gallop, “Bill, by gings, I’ve lost preshus and almost at Every of it, from the foundations “clearing,” part and “made Bob in the Blewitt, logs Pete Dugger, and loss wild of his Er small squad foragers aout mustache and the consequent on er uv dockyment.” before the showmen—or erod’d the either, the chimneys, to is of field, straw' compressed harvest hand” the and lot in Ike Meggs, his more spree odor of like feathers a something burnt replied. “Ain’t for “That’s bad,” Bill that —had realized matter it, had by brook stood you form Spied Old Bess she board, to artificial wood. ther his clothes, run for received it ez together. and had o’ kind got that under bis This odor is sometimes nose. that’ll somethin’ else do well?” 'neath three about the times ring. got tree. er as schooling each In months’ might have and lowed three They year. communicated bis best girl’s bieath, you to with An’ jest gin in their rollicksome filled her but As quickly “I thing cut-throat Jake slid little ain’t got Menbman’b from the fellow’s Peptonized Beef Tonic, the a nebulous and somewhat fiddlin’ dancin’ and all the manner vasue glee. and the of trade-mark a answeis purpose a back, mortgages.” only the cheers and shouts of preparation of beef containing its for being he had at said felt that entire wanted, but Jake they reason by which she be identified for couple you may a them,” of Bill the audience “Read suggested. nutritious almost deafening, properties. It contains emptied Cures Toothache, When their bottles ther red-coats one Neuralgia, rebellious. He had were and wuz discontented Union times couldn’t put of up no months, when the quality of pomade you laughed blood-making, long, while “I almost afeerd.” force-generating he, hardly realizing what and life he Headache, Catarrh. Sore Crou' Thr .oat, he ought be doing m sustaining defined idea that to salutes.” illy up. flag, fire an her lover no that his lip be nor While neighborin’ hills ther re-echoed their uses - on upper may Nobody will properties; invaluable had “Oh, be. for indigestion, done, stood and gazed first neenter at the ever RHEUMATISM, doing; sea you world than he the ground his better The old in was recognized of her man song, again in the tones voice. dyspepsia, prostration of faces, know an’ sides that, the and then clown, the the diffurence, I at the mule and Old" nervous limited knowledge of the An* Bess stood amazed an' wondered but with his doubled fists. teeth and his Early in the the morning patriotic citizens Lame Back, all forms Stiff Joints, Sprains, Bruises, of debility; general also, in all only the the like Declaration of Independence ringmaster, dream. in whut’s enfeebled was wrong. and bis lack of booklearning, one a world and its stand by “Will ways, me. decorate flags, vou the with and the town Burns, conditions, whether Wounds, Sores the Old and When granther aout with his pail work of an' all.” after Still flustrated liftin' of mortgage my came he when Mr. exhaustion, more was naturally timid about a he Jed?” was little boy whose have been his stool not All trousers prostration, Aches and Pains. over-work “That’s Billie. You've Barnum himself stepped the fact, got nervous into ring, a enterprise of his a A launching out in reckon! I haven’t “Well, I Ther hed wild troopers and daown any gone wuz patched be carrying his flag at acute disease, particularly if resulting seen may ef or an’ and, taking Jake by hand, praised head The the him great testimonials received by you many than you, son, on my us more ber ther pool. mountains for these all been shot at own. half-mast. I carried flag that in over from pulmonary complaints. Hazard, all claim for prove this valuable remedy. It we a manner Nancy his pluck, excellent watch ints like Aunt An’ Old Bess actin’, b'gosh! for tact and horsemanship. she like was June he yore p yore er late in had now.” morning One bright only not white feather relieves the the most pains, but show four to severe during Hazard & Co., the late rebellion. proprietors, New York. years, fool. of b’ilin’ you’ll It and presented him watchin’ kittle with the Cures You. That’s Idea! the own bottom field until, a soap, a in the purse back been plowing would knew “Good boy! I corn me. Sold by druggists. yo 1 containing an’ hundred dollars in bright cross-roads sto’ suit of jeans one new Sold c and tied his one a tired thirsty, he by Druggists. 50 becoming Book eta. song mailed Ez she flu raound pastur' and call free. ther 'lectrical legs. to-night out round Now on our go shining days. Wall,” getting Address gold. here WIZARD OIL COMPANY of these CHICAGO. Yer’d tho't she dancin' up, top while he himself A New York lady fresh the fence-corner would er wuz horse in er er be sunrise, all here fashionable at Tell to fellows. 'em Jake, brin’le about ready make confused thanked him, “the cat in is to eggs. drink from way, a sit down spring a table dinner neighboring to not sought to 11 party MCNAMARA’S mighty, at By with their show a a a we guns. An’ she made ther old farmer skip, too, his on ” old and turning to when the showman jump. in the was go until stuffed and grateful cooling to rest owl, perched its waters cabinet two!” thing Forkers a them on a or pegs a f /'A by the caught him and with him MEDICAL BOOMS. “Feller woods, along arm, Then he faced the crowd and said: thick the opposite of the her place, had been Till sweat jest poured daown shade ther et his eheeks 1865, in little removed. July, third of It the a J was Milwaukee 4. in Established V by his standing side mounted high stool. ther cornfield here this where he a citizens, have borders which lay the met on run— of mountains of East wild on the we Lj l hamlet amid of Jiervons for the JSOI, iW cure ® While he prutty nigh “Whoa! by ther He then introduced Jake the audience, to swore: The habit of running boots shoes * / solemn occasion—not blamed solemn had been at work. diseases. Xervous virtually over Jj|r Sexual so as or The and Tennessee. over, w’as war horn spun! gret and amid hurricane of applause the corrected with .«Py Brain Lyon’s Jous Patent Heel of length his Stiffeners. Exhaustion full a poor this lively < Debility, While reclining at mout suppose—met persecutions on occasion—not Er chasin’ hates and on shakes ther but the bitter you 'n engendered er m no on er caow /Srjrwv'-iAffft Prostration, fellow A Phjsical allowed take his seat. Energy. to old Dame was which lively but it mout be back carpet sun!” the region worse strife in this remote so by the on grassy *'’m£ treated etc., I Affections, Kidney V? Jake the lion of the hour, and he is was celebrate celebration. I Nature kindly laid, and gazing this had —to great outbreak serious fiercely. A upward still glowed SHO so highest with the North Carolina clergyman li/. success. A only not he waited So ontil ther critter stood still, to-day hero of his neighborhood. For the k 'fwl beautiful dockyment blue and will read that ” sky to Blatx's into opposite BROADWAY, hand. as now you a a as at Then approached her quite gently with“Soh! refused eloping was now couple, to but marry an miles around be is known Pedro Jake, V.'Wi® to 7p. fearful Open!!a. be, his caught the as Just there the of Brewery. sky then in. only June in. old morning the Bess, ill?’’ the ear arose cry Before sunrise next can a yu arrested the bride and telegraphed her “the feller, and the only feller, who dogs!” When he everrid “Mad dogs!” “Mad Six eight milked ther pail in most sound of voices. er generous displayed the Zophar, or blacksmith, Saul S. C. father that he held her subject his B. to the trick mule Barnum's circus.” fill. at casting terrific-looking had dashed into the his feet, and, dogs Instantly he roof of his house, was on and from the stripes stars orders. Naow ther farmer d got thirsty chasin’ ther er and the people running for direction of the highway, crowd, his in the and powder, l w’ere and brought eyes out some anv an caow, lives. Three of the dogs dashed only few rods distant, he their which ther An' he daown pail fur ter off salute. The Remedy his extemporized saw up Piso’s forCatarrfa sot which he a with was is agreeable mop to a speaker's brow. r beautiful stand, seated painted the and, sitting down in to tw It high when the is on not liquid half hour o a snuff. not men 50c. use. a or a sun was an With < muttered "Er vum!” an’ smothered er r ground, in and apparently talking the pointed their at the and gleet to gonorrhoea Complete for in with little filled wagon some noses cure street men; some was swaow!” “Er guaranteed and not twelve twenty-four hours, to Colonel and the members of roadside. the commit- others the at Confederate in home-spun, gray, He Didn’t Sell Out. some the remedy for known Best stricture. to Good Health cause that?” ejaculated, “Jeeminy! What’s he armed but all with Union blue, in hum he jest Sold by So afore he went tuk gret swig RI.OO. Price some er above named diseases u toward As and started them. he at milk, then Uv ther ter old Baooter, carrying knives. MED. CO. muskets, and once PROP. rifles druggists. BARNUM gave some Some when Barnum’s circus or years ago, ther The central figure of Fourth of July pig. Wis. fence by the road- Milwaukee, clambered onto the 303 Reed st., Manufacturers, a parties in of two They ranged themselves up through village, small passed country a a ther barn he whooped went inter where You cannot have without blood; An' therefore, celebration to is the marshal of the day. He pure up much After muttering STAMP AAnfc about strength. PENCIL equal father allow his PEN & too to boy's jig: was poor son keep 11, purify the blood er by taking Hood’s Sarsaparilla. we is usually small who would have TEVFvLO, fl a man, spokesman of the NAME COMPLETE and scowling, the WITH YOUR The F “Whut ther matter'th ther milk?” ther boy the menagerie. the chance to s young see This medicine is peculiarly de.-igned to act “gall” been larger if had been frostbitten his With address cried : dairymaid stepped forward. people anti-Fourth-of-July selling through saved some money some blood, the and through that ——J—x all the --Tnß,rij..—J Name upon upon and 50cts organs Then ther fumbly tasted an’ early in life. He all vowed big - 4 with red wears a yourvSiKg cooked his mother to help him fried pies We will send Stamp complete with and tissues the this of body. It has specific just pride, a action, sash and match, and rides dun to vFtXSH a nose a down.” it in Rubber Type, and bottle that flag neat “Saul, name want on a double basket load, and, with we out, also, the ’Twas ther their lives they secretions and best in hed excretions, a on and upon ever lndelible Colored Ink by mail for4octs., ot sgk. or horse whose tail has been chewed off by a “O, you?” sneered the old who tried. do walked Dollar, of July morning he man, Fourth to the assists expel nature to from the Three for One with address lOcts.extra. TT system all humors barb-wire His fence. office consists in double-barreled “Now STAMP ’spose Address NORTHWESTERN WORKS. had told Barnum particles, village, he his impure and effete where matter through gun. the next a riding and making here there and himself down!” MILWAUKEE. WIS. CHICAGO, ILL. takin’ of fellers it try lungs, liver, bowels, or good-hearted kidneys, and skin. It showman effectually and the story, some vou ridiculous. He fails rarely fill the to ever We tell you! aids weak.impaired, and debilitated “It’ll down, I invigorates permission passed him in and him uns organs, to come M World gave in the Medicine Oldest is CThe office to his satisfaction. own knock under, the system, tones the digestion, have to think bad enough to and it nervous Thompson’s visitors. his pies the The peddle Dr. Isaac probably among Another of feature Fourth of July celebration imparts life and a flung thing thar in without havin’ new energy. that around with mouth ell wandered at up boy Wat elebrated Eye agape is the music. This composed of is it.” remind of faces to viewed the Hood’s Sarsaparilla curiosities he for first living us the our brass band, consisting of six eight a or flag of “That there’ is the the ‘thing physician's prepared finally elephants. carefully prescription, and the This article is to up time, a came Sold by $1: all druggists. six pieces, for $5. Prepared and glee club, only constant for nearly consisting of eighteen been in a and has use a of love need that it United States. No basket down his his us Here he set to rest other notwithstanding the prepaxat.oas century, and many by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecari- Lowell, Mass. twenty pieces. The leader of s, the or Thar she stays.” hidin’it introduced the market, the longer. into while watching elephant the that have been and any one arm, band the directions generally blows beer If through the increasing. Efiat, constantly article Doses One Dollar eof tliis is 100 it!” yelled dozen. “Down ea with and appropriated reached his second out a fail, will We particularly followed it never are while the trombone-player punches full a his hide “The it gets to its merita. that tries physicians The elephants fed themselves attention of of the pies. invite basket man from fat the the side A Co., Troy, N. country in and WHITE Sons Thompson, X BEAVER, John la. woman of buckshot!” Saul shouted. t and politely with the sweetmeats returned her to spill basket of into the causes a eggs galloped and At instant horses this two his basket. He started ENGLISH the boy out CHICHESTER’S up, compelling tuba, the latter blow to eggnog" factions. warring reined in between the basket and with his of the tent empty met were PENNYROYAL (D. PILLS FRANK POWELL, M.D.) Doodle” “Yankee and of his out horn by One ridden Barnum. ,T-~- a young man, Mr. < was - LACROSSE, WISCONSIN. the time. The glee club at is same composed - other by handsome girl, expert the boy,” well, little said the showman, “Well, an a The Original Only Genuine. and By this the had dispersed. time of the of tee. crowd three church remnants Self horsewoman. Victims of Abuse will had good luck, hain’t you? “you’ve and of Reliable. Beware werthleaa Imfte friends alone. Bate always The Colonel and his choirs, and of them court-plaster most were glad tidings hear by writing wear all!” “Hasn’t cried. “Shame she quickly?” Ladies, ask Druggist for “Chieheeter’l Sold ttous. you out on your “Merciful heaven!” loudly mourned the above address for information. their faces and bathe their voices to in and inclose English” take other, 4c. on or (stamps, U no there been bloodshed and enough misery said boy, between the his “No, sir,” Inclose for particulars in letter by malL stamp. return Kami Colonel, here!” us “they going jump mucilage in order make to them stick to together. up are but these mountains for four CHICHESTER CHEMICAL CC„ rat-KB. sobs. among years, The had begun ugly dogs cut CBIS Mad Alter the audience has heard to CREAM Isen Huuare. Phllada. the COUCH Pa, capers. still up?” must keep it Why, hat sell them? have side, he painted in big letters the “Didn’t you ■eld Drngglata everywhere. Ask for “CAlrhee by on w you saw “Grab limb climb in the tree,” club glee an" sing they begin wonder if to a up English” Pennyroyal Pills. our lev’s Take “Wimmen don’t nothin’ ’bout other. know such no them?” the “Barnum,” Diseased side the word with Heals Lungs. of done wagon shouted. forefathers fought in eight order that some one years things,” sulky didn’t w’hile distance —l—l dew nuthin’—wi-wiw’i-with was a answer. little “I—l ten men An’ ther a away were in all milk after and consequence er The Colonel seized limb, wuz their posterity should be compelled soon to listen a not?” Her like “Do they voice plastering deserted Th-th-th-tha-thet durned rang a the walls of old ’em. gone— an lodgment, had fouud safe else such discordant racket. When to every one a 1 Uj a Not ! “You know know I drap left how it air trumpet. born rubber thing too-too-took er uv ez sure ez you me; you blacksmith flaming iugy shop with posters bi-bi-big CURES WHERE ALL ELSE FAILS. announcing succeeded climbing short distance, he in Patrick Henry said, “Give liberty ther thetit bed a An' 'feet sort me or Bl families, wuz er uv have visited and helped Best Cough Syrup. Tastes Use er corn. good. of shoved ’em in bis pocket,” your that the “triple alliance t-t-t-ail matchless ’is n found his horror, he that Naow ther Deacon he called when, to pEj fore ther give death,” he should have added: milk Sold by time. druggists. in me Metropolitan Block, kil DFNCiniffC! them. One of brothers ed at lad, unfortunate was aggregations,” would exhibit blubbered the with series my in etc., a drank wuz up, could climb further, and what made “But, for heaven’s sake, he give little rLnolurlo. no me as Vicksburg. Perryville, and other the at An’ old she lowed thet Kokomo, for day only,July the Fourth. he of boo-hoos. must hev Chicago, Ills. granny er one still thrilling, he found situation the glee club music possible!” :.Sa more as They sides.” opposite cup, on Jake forgot all about bis horse and plow were limb dipped him down that the swinging to Another noticeable feature of the Fourth fao her ter please ther Deacon he sipped DETECTIVES “These tellers pull down the er want to Eagekts and his wanted the which needing attention for Had Risen World. corn was in the of ferociouslooking small within few’ the feet most of July celebration is sup. the from a young man flag.” Saul ARTH,SEA=SKY old in. put by badly. As and section so one one, dog. the and his Jemima country Ann. He is “Then they’re wrong,” girl. said the by colored sheets section, the great went “Well, Michael, it to that The result electrical, ! really quite appears me wuz so, miserable groaned, “Oh, Lord!” the usually dressed in faded Shrewd of under coat homemade, County. to act marvels Universe; man of the Wanted in 3 book* men our in a or Agentg a every “The is that is only banner one. his interest increased, until having I’er ther skimpy old Deacon behaved war over; our considerable like putting style er up, Service. Experience sellins 20 to on Secret not 50 week. For terms you are in address “I’ll necssnrv National felt himself again dipped down, nondescript he ins'ruction* our a short pattern, too the in as fright, Shake friends.” hands, and be GRANNAN DETECTIVE Publishing finally full grandeur of Lakeside taken in the the particulars. Co.. Bldg., now. now, Chicago, big diamonds and for HI. lately, wearing Send s’amn a Why sleeves and bet anything he nabs this time. long too in the tail, with declared he’d buy pair An’ Bese thet me Cincinnati, O. Arcade. a “Miss very Chivers is right,” her said. BUREAU. 44 same escort coming show, he exclaimed: hat,” said merchant former silk to we*dj|lgggßaa&»DßKSS a STAY! a Soft. night. flesh? WiPOrtAs butternut I be burdened with much of that must pants tight and so RE are so “I fought for the lost and “It’s fer old Barnum dang shame and absolutely cause, was to his employ. in ther follerin porter wish examine On mornin’ ther sun’s a inifEDTICEDQ orothers.who to it?” rays relieve of little of wuz in the legs short that Can t they to be you me a unbreakable. Standard appear wounded than But that’s AU V EH I aEHw bring high ’long his cirkus here jest in the beginin’ more once. “Well, Oi’m afther bein’ obtain estimates i this yer see, sorr, quality, that!” shouted 15 “The dog will do paper, or cents trying shake hands to with his elbows. per His some Old An’ ter Bess ther in the bygones. Respect the old flag pastur’ one no yard; Cloth-covered, cum among of wheat cuttin'. Why'n thunder 20 Satin-covered, aldimun Nointainth cents; 23 ellicted in tha warrud, find it file Chicago, will when in at advertising on safe the of the tree. who in top space necktie have been on to utilized nigh. for was one For sale everywhere. Trv it. appears cents. WARREN a be neighbors and and friends. ” can't till after feller now, he wait harvest, then Oi’m Jowly tha Fowth o' a Randolph St., wan Deacon’s sorr. er fEATHLKBONE COMPAN Y. Till the Colonel, TUHIIAC Three heard “You scoundrel,” shouted the to N Ann 9, Oaks. Mich. her surcingle, his bellerin' and collar 45 49 wee spouse climbs to up “I see say,” piped “let's shrill voice, might chaincte goin’.” up a stan' of LUHU I IlUmAvi ut cummittay, an’ have handle sum theAdvertisingAgencyof er cry. on me name Lord, “you scoundrel Oh, infernal his what makes red. His boots El ATEBITQ R - 8 -<fcA. P. Lacey, Patent ears so are for have three cheers Belle Chivers and her A cloud later, however, the moment like gintieman Tha paypie on now, rfl I H I n\ er sorr. such harsh language, forgive for using smaller Attorneys, Washington, few sizes canal-boat, r D. C. than and Dr.Williams’ Indian Pile Ointment Naow. me her husband hum ■ ■■ from a a ■a ■ stayed fun.” and hopin’ ’em lots of all his erwav face brightened, and thought the which young man, ■ Misther O'Brannagun calls instid SJ S ■ Instructions and S L —w opinions Bleeding to isa for me av as down again. Oh, Lord, for dipping SUIe cure lam or thet night. lubricated with neatly stove-nolish. His are The cheers given FREE. ■9”17 with will. The 11 patentability years’ experience. had lifted found “Thunner it piles. Cure were expression: guaran'eeil. a Moike, an’ rist tha tha aldimin wuddent An’ back erlookin’ tho' all weren’t av I’m cum right, did him at me? ez nearly large hands and brown M snap gonebet you see ■ Price and fl. drugg’sts as MF At 50c are as as or and I liten, kin nigh*; it’s only eight TUMORS A Am An’ Al and I most Oi didn’t A LCtKS. 200 comical skeercrow at luik hid-loight, an’ go at er pitvable me ov wear WILLIAMS Cleveland, er I’m Look mailed by M’F’G. CO., O. hundred dollars of and couple he at hams, is undecided gone. lafiNlarK a a cured. Write fur sight! references. miles cases and I kin after to town, ride it ” supper—ef UMllW ■■■■Dr. sorr. Lord, he’s jump him! Ob, to at F.B.GOLLEY,Milwaukee,Wis them whether to attempt put in his had to going He slep’ in me. ther pastur’ LADY an’ rolled in ther AGENTS off.” pap'll let me dirt hundred an' fifty I’m gone.” Bet permanent pockets let them hang and take by Fitzgerald down nCMQinUC Collected 4 Powell, U.S. a or By this time the had finished their 0, Tommy! employment men SSO to SIOO Till his best clothes for a at HLlIOlUnd grimed per he’d Jndianapolis, an’ in Claim Ind. Rejected wuz tom and night Attys. The day their chances of getting lost. Jemima Ann away agony, ore a w |jyikl iMLqy month selling QueenCitySupporters. work and hastily climbing his white shirt— into their Send, for Pension reopened Acts, free. ■ cases ol wagon, copy of settled down. The Colonel, misery Sample outfit beet, free, is ruddy and has face as as a So wonder he talked a as with stammerin they drove rapidly “Good Deacon. You no day, going to a wAddress Cincinnati Suspender away. are jf. a. alternating between praying and betting, No. ey. pretty, broad and sparkling huge spurt! as as Co., as a M 11£. Ninth St., Cincinnati. O- Jack watched celebrate, see!” until disappeared I exclaimed Bev. Mr. Pulpit them they night somehow, and when daylight passed the sunflower. She calico yellow dress, wears a writing around bend to adver. meeting Deacon in the road, when he with Longhair and #8 day. Samples worthß!.so FREE. a on |» to a that the worn-out the big I?r*«E"'TISERS and bandana handkerchief around man saw came Mb please the a saw say yon slowly down not under the horse’s feet. Write from little Lines got the fence and his the Fourth of July. son on returned Colonel, The unable dogs to neck. She Advertisement this her weighs hundred and HolderCo..Holly,Mich. two gone. Safety Rein were Brewster in paper. his to work. Yes; I going take Tommy to the ‘ to am and loose fell off like climb down, turned and pounds, is short-winded twenty that so “I reckon,” said old Poe that day circus. I have promised all to man summer sloth. she nearly chokes herself in her efforts to a at dinner, pervidin' “that the menagerie.” weather keeps take him to the see early that Brewer, morning, called Miles of half section ginger-bread. eat If a any favorin’ the wheat'll “Be the do to the careful do into by not stray cut on us, you bloodhounds, and, pack of he fed unlucky wight should happen rub as to up a Fourth; fact right chaincte beginnin’ performer’s yourself. smart of ” its tent remarked: them, shoulders with her in crowd, she will give a a’ready.” all.” to turn “O, None fear of that. at no They tell that “ Good old boys. him such punch with her elbow that he me you a “Ob. pap!” pshaw, said Jake, “you’re I Tommy I “How I only had wish a Wouldn’t take work fine. done nothin’ be has to carried home shutter. When yore on a alius crowdin’ the cattle. I think take animals!” said the the could to the see hear the readin’ of fur Didn’t the walks she along with John she him takes you. wheat's ’bout backward this I forms minister after of the the retreating as year as boys.” you? Good old dockyment, did by the hams—l the hands big mean as as it. Tenny rate I don’t think Tommy of hearing. Deacon and out ever saw we were hams —and they along oblivious saunter lick kin in it till after cut the Fourth. a smiles of the at their awkward This life. life healthy Just such they represents enjoy many a a as appearance. ’Sides, I'm goin’ to the cirkus that day, a Borrowed Solemnity. Throughout the Smith’s Bile its various Who Beans. scenes. use In spite of their ignorance and and might well make ’rangements you as your Confederate however, raised his hat. The they uncouthness, Smith’s BILE BEANS purify the blood, by ■ . young actin? posses purer that now.” “Flipkins, look why is always way it as you The directly and lady colored little, and then quickly the Liver, Skin and Kid- original Photograph, patriotic hearts than said: promptly and all dudes the on a more It is give to the dialogue while scowl unnecessary solemn owl and f > thi i turo They as an so, you consist of vegetable combination that °. 2 ■J c noys. a “Thank friends. And that them. at titter you, my now which followed 1Oc Jake’s declaration ’Tad—*, , above Dog’s writing A Heaven. _ m humor?” asked Clairette. lias equal in medical They Constipa- science. as no " cure are oblige with three cheers for the Union of Independence Declaration The me comes tion, Malaria, quoted; but suffice it and Dyspepsia, and safeguard the matter to “I chummed borrowed the habit when I are a say was BILE BEAN’S and flag.” its it the and is all next read against forms of fevers, chills and fever, gall programme, stones, on father st. Louie, Mo. compromised his boy, visiting his A at by agreeing let who to little with and undertaker. His was sexton a employment and Bright’s disease. Send 4 uncovered; for The Saul Zophar party the cents postage with basswood either by a sam- a a young man him off in time attend father’s afternoon, kicking to office the night sat alike.” and much one performance pie package and TRUTH what Price, 25 my own were so the of test cents bottle, we say. per finally others laughed, hesitated, and joined hand through his left voice, who his runs in they heels the round mailed in his little against of the the wheat sake, in address, BEAN. case “So much goodness' to postpaid. DOSE ONE Sold by druggists. were alike! For any in Chivers “her the cheers. Miss and hair farmer raking of in imitation hay, a field the Fourth, and if himself he Jake chair and humming not, possible to JP. SMITH 00., PKOPKIETCKS, what do they bear db S’X’. LOUIS, on the least Wen was as MO. his wife eraound granther’s resemblance ter cum mer and man” smiled, bowed, rode off. and growls Declaration through his the young the whole day to have for holiday. looked of the window. Suddenly he out old other?” farm a to each Old glory. The anvil Saul in his clenched old maid with teeth, She hed was eyeglasses worked herself failin' pint or an ter ther father and asked: “ Say, turned his to up “Well, burying affair, is pa, man a grave a hands its salutes; shrieks out the immortal document warm. rang were At early so hour street?” the is the Bone of the dog’s heaven morning for living an on and the writing of humor is on a But a the sight she there her fer shaken all old feuds healed, shrilly round, saw that her gave cause she cracks the paint new Fourth, the on of streets Kokomo “A heaven!” presented dog's serious undertaking.” alarm ; a very friendships pledged, and the hamlet cheeks. The of audience give sigh was does lively she a relief Judging they?” from almost “Yes; don't Fur ther housemaid the dog's have For appearance. sleeping by one, to not wuz near er say use filled woman with fiddling, dancing, and singing. when a she has finished, only listen to cold to fire. countless number of people “I so,” replied the country He’ll Go Elsewhere Next Year. who parent, suppose ther darter Zophar’s Settlement celebrates the day While still lay big greater atrocities sofa by her, perpetrated by the on a near who crowded and jostled along the scarcely reply. knew how to Soap, is Gamble’s Lenox & pave, Procter groanin’ And to and moanin’, an’ regularly wuz callin’ her than band and enjoy brass and the club. it glee It is simply now; none more in stairways and in “Hello’thar!” sat stores when said to his city factory, ain’t it?” “It’s glue seats continued granger sire. a a Mrs. Belle Webber’s big boys. the patriotism that of the people supreme be obtained all, nephew of to at there who Fourth July the little soberly. spend irrepressible to weie was very came times.’’ she is “behind the admit them from blowing “music” ter ther prevents the Naow, village erway ther busy dame up little wheat in Howard cut the farm. “Haow’s celebration? Didn “What that?” County t makes think on you questioned flew, with dynamite. 'tixtc that day. the hours bet!” As shute blamed went slowly thing, Er’ll while the father he smothered er a report ter ther Ter neighbors ther gossip she they day” ordinary of The “orator tfae Nobody is one-horse by the crowd increased, “Well, hadn’t.” a until I did; but I wish I laugh. by knew; now yes, soap uses lawyer from neighboring city, and is labeled o’clock people all a the four sides public “Waal, An’ ther listened the it?” ten of all the dead dogs wot “Cause, ontil she sent to naow; wuz was are bills Mouther Blowoff.” through, the “Hon. Lenox.” lined with dense on of “Shot dog the loaned me.” glue Bone street.” the factory square were “ a mass you on get can X. .v ' ■MB ■ /UA / a r-- • r m - ■< ■ —— --r -■■