Seven AUSTIN, (SECTION Page NEWS, MINN. ONE) COUNTY MOWER 1924. Thursday, Aug. 7, News back humorous Want bring the buyer ' Waiter—“ Where’s that plate Frosh—“Oh, and Ads I thought that expertly from the seat, was paper Shucks Southwind But Called I Motoring of Joys and seller with helped from the sidewalk. togather. I pie?” the lower crust.”—Punch-Bowl. friends gave you your , , driver’s life No, indeed, is not Can’f Uncle Pete Vou Feaze a already the trouble for More always path of but flowery ease, a speed with What motorist. harrowed think of satisfaction he the when KITCHEN KOOK (By Uncle Pete) the police, curb, motorcycle proudly the his steps to laws, semaphore mops Church 6000 In struck Has the Mah Jong brow, old and that Ford parked craze laws, the parking and sees system, pHlllPp^| Well, sir, yet?—no? IDEAL COOK STOVE folks * * THE in just half the alloted of you chance hasn’t space. driver any a population is Austin’s church poor approximately cornin’ then I you’ve somethin’ got his he leave And must Quite enough now 6,000. more to 50 100 ' More Heat - to t’other tell fer it struck me you, already Menangkabaus just certain Among tribes in the parked space city the churches of the car tax to capacity MATINEE 2:30 figgered it all night, ain’t and I got - - - which for him into of Sumatra the marked off of the west coast of but Sunday, you one on head in yet. out my bump into back, husbands have he turn, property, EVENING must cars no n o & Sunday 7:15 9:00 church in 6,000 drop to some - - know’s, John, My got you a son, his their and in back, loose homes, in children. front rights parked in the no Kitchenkook makes The and you’ll wonder what morning and fangled notions, and he lot of new- his religion, They in the sometimes visitors houses and only temper, A are lakes doing. At the w|( other 5,999 burns its from J! are gas own com- night and to one says me, over come the city ordinance. of their wives. The the just to out woman carry new owns Saturday after resting probably, up or gasoline. Produces clean “Ethel an’ he has “Pat,” got mon a says, me Austin motorists getting the line of decent and is property THURSDAY— are night. ® of them Mah Jong seta and odor. flame free from new soot one but the the through mother. rather in expert matter now, News The for When reporter Vaudeville a sir that’s the spell it fer (yes to % way had his lesson, while each learn to The burner is quickly master estimate for ministers asked the an asked John an’ he knows) I and we “covers” Austin his wife drove the its place The News in city very “The car Junior Follies they church, members of each of the generated and the burner starts : an’ an’ Ma want to you over come number the the invariably with | off size on flame desired. gave all any Now of likes of 1924” play. Ma course added, “of and then church roll la This stove be and ask must Jest them new-fangled things. seen Make work idea give that doesn’t an you KIDS UNDER your 16 course 16 fool who used be appreciated. of them 1 to agents come any “working number of the of MUSIC COMEDY members.” house around fer they all got our BAND 9-PIECE JAZZ during fer easier alius falls marked ’cause Ma what kind of it Wonder story Photoplav a who them slickhaired prove can guys that list published Regulation would make if Mail Box were “The Eternal City” cheese. of moon’s made the green ? weather _ jest sayin’ Ma Well’s I warm was was play learn MBl, * j and there to get to Here crazy is Your Opportunity Growing Not £ Farmers an’ John got went, Mah Jong so we housekeeping easier Summer tasks be made can enough took box an’ out paraphernalia out FRIDAY— a Say Rich Overnight, time-saving, labor-lightening equipment by the of and use trip, campin’ fer a LIONEL BARRYMORE in kitchen. in Mah Jong set. your here’s new our says Chiefs Farm Bureau “The Eternal City” boxlike give all funny he Well failure, Meals a Whole us Baking without ever a Limited Number 98c at shelves couple of thing with without watching, for hours a cooked in the and oven dumped and then he went in, an’ a fruits vegetables, and all to regarding Pathe News estimates “Exaggerated can easy way a new, table with the bunch of squares on possible RELIABLE with these advantages which the profit the are a enormous like ivory looked sumpthen’ that on “Angliron” Gas Range already equipped with prices has the rise in recent them. figgers funny with top on farmers premature, meant unwarranted to are tells what an’ Ethel takes ’em LORAINSKS us up So reads misleading.” and SATURDAY— recollect Now I can’t them. they calls issued the Minnesota by statement a iron full day. For 10c she called 'member but I ’em all, HOOT GIBSON in you can a Federation last Bureau Farm _ _ “baboons.” sticks ’em with ‘Ride Life’ some on For Your one Canning with the Lorain Oven Heat is Regulator 'iWJ week. the price of the iron You why save could quite I see never take desires Bureau to The Farm simple, quick and safe. Fruits vegetables and they and Comedy Then called ’em that. they was days’ ironing. in agricultural two of the view present keep their form, color, and flavor when canned by as rosy a “dragoons,” she called another that “The Soilers” possible, situation says as this successful method. an’ an’ circles flowers then there was “On the other the above statement and explainin’ fer Well after such like. Canning is longer hot, tedious which task of estimates Quick-Life hand, of the recent no a Coleman ________ some John let’s build long time Fox News our says a spoils There the is for the need spokesmen with regard to city extra summer. no wall an’ start. by utensils—no for profits in the Northwest, aching backs scalded large and excuse of couldn’t Now I any use see Lanterns and lamps price rise of the fingers. recent The Lorain Oven bleat Regulator makes are on reason didn’t I buildin’ wall, but want to a the surface absurd.” canning simple, pleasant piece with of work, watched jest ignorant-like, I a so appear SUNDAY— about the is all right talk “It to results which far those obtained the by an’ dice He shook the rest. surpass some other high wheat and price of corn, NIT NALDI in A older methods. light an’ I then I began got to see farm products,” the statement continues. “The Breaking eleven,” excited. “Seven real come prices these “If the present on gives dirty I shouts, an’ John me a Reliable Gas Ranges obtainable when the farmer Point” products are look. Y’see they shook ’em to see market his is ready to crops, Now don’t wall. I where break the to A Paramount Pictui’e indeed be in position agriculture will The main front, and p in a top, made much difference why that so see and enjoyed four which it has for r base unbreakable because not --' ' are broke, but I long it got as as made of “Angle Iron” five So far what is “Ride ’Em Cowboy” concerned or yars. as didn’t nothin’. say | (drawn and tempered steel). there | believe is to every reason 11 j Southwind Well they tells I L All enameled sheet metal was a me prices will continue. that present JL.—| anythin’ them call of enameling an’ I let iron. Hi parts me are t— that World conditions indicate _ Reliable Angliron Ranges They they wanted I didn’t to, care. in wheat and scarcity there will be MONDAY-TUESDAY— a match and - told draw start to to me obtained for will be that good price IjfaHBKI —ll Assoc iation specifications. a —-T and Well, always kinda lucky, Little Church I “The up. is available. wheat that You the will modern like their yfT-‘i fer flush, but John, hopin’ I was a jjj I feature, and easily far is “The situation ' smooth, Corner” Around the corn so as do I think he laughs and what says different. concerned, however, is quite sudden started an’ all of this is. We a BEN TURPIN in and is of the The outcome Increased The Comfort of the Home is by Good Light. crop corn a a looks “chow.” Ethel shouts I from of speculation. Reports Days” “$lO 10 matter or We Carry Complete Stock. all fer sumpin’ but around to eat a do sections of the Northwest not all of them pick she did to one up was optimism with "H" great warrant too regard 1«; the table. Well, kept things we on situation is this Corn to COMPANY crop. AUSTIN GAS o’clock, twelve playin’ ’till ’most on AUSTIN HARDWARE CO. Stands good. by are extremely WEDNESDAY— means no Mah Jongin’ pongin’ an’ chowin’ and full fields spotted, many are but all excited, I DALTON in DOROTHY and Ma was much of the is weeds, and of crop so they couldn’t what quite Sinner” “The Moral see was will need behind that it far something drivin’ at. fall approaching frostless to jg|=ggggl a Comedy and | finally decided When Ma to B go backwardness, If, despite its ftf/NCKESTER mature. store Comedy Century glad. ’Course home I kinda was yield and should mature corn afraid I’m but I’m John’s fine boy, a of lowered chance there is well, a a the might old-fashioned. On way a in livestock reduction through price a somehow home said “Pa, Ma to me, This might easily happen feeding. don’t ketch other to you seem on or the through reluctance part on a like did things right smart to you priced feed high feeders of to corn Well first married.” when we was REMOVAL livestock. to but mebbe I ain’t Ma, I sals so no far understood that should be It so bet that Chinaman an’ willin’ I’m to farm prices of the present products as just big would Chinaman get as any of little concerned these are are Ethel laugh watchin’ an’ outta a of the farmers benefit the to counthy. John play Mah Jong would we as high in is Wheat, for instance, them tryin’ of the otta to eat one remembered should be it price. But Frappe things like Ethel makes, of the the largest that percentage SALE! AUCTION with chop sticks. of the farmer’s wheat out 1923 was crop showed prices before hands Farm Sets Bureau is upward trend. It decided estimated any than considerably less that Fair Program Date wheat of the 1923 10 cent crop per of the farms remained the country on Thursday, September will be 4, Comparatively few July 1. on Farm Bureau Day the Minnesota at benefiting therefore, farmers, are State Fair. I from the recent price rise. ■. ■ ■ ■ mm. ■ ■ ■ ■ ■: ■ ■ the Erdman September 1924, Ist, As announced several weeks desire has to The Bureau Farm no ago, ■ I feel, pessimistic. It does Representative Gilbert N. Haugen, appear ■ 1 lack has been that there the however, co-author of McNary-Haugen bill a Leuthold-P loca- from the estimates will its lot of balance in of Garage ■ will deliver the principal address. Mr. a present eterson move i which have and prophecies appeared Haugen, who has represented the and good in print. A continuation crop a fourth lowa district in for Congress undoubtedly will of high prices St. where the N. Main the last 114-116 and who for twenty tion years to paying farmers for some mean has been chairman of several Company years strain of of the and easing debts an the committee agriculture of the on Another good four the last years. House located. of Representatives, will be Shop Auto Gray is I however, before will be necessary, crop a now thoroughly home farm bureau at among make the farmer any appre| can folks. farm expansion in his ciable program. Other speakers Curtis include M. of location be- the On Jchnson, fair president of the state account enough will be time Incidentally, it new association; J. president of F. Reed, think about farmer for the to expanding the Minnesota Farm Federation; he Bureau when degree, in realizes any his W. 1924 and Mrs. O. Redford, regional good return inadequate crop. on house a to present ing our chairman of home and community September “U” To Open 9. work for the American Farm Bureau of Southern Minnesota The “U” Federation. large stock sell Auc- hand, will at The number of will September 9. An important director’s meeting open on we in the and writing people calling to will be held immediately following favorable, according College looks the regular very program. stock of tion number Mackey, but the Mr. to Farm bureau headquarters the at our new expected, impossible is of students in the agricultural building, fair will be We Will Have Plenty of estimate. where this is the agrithis is to ing, where special booth will be TIRES ACCESSORIES a Pine FOR SALE—IO farm maintained. The will be near acre FALL GOODS program held in field, buildings City, Minn., 25 in the hippidrome building and acres brook will begin worth $2500, trout at o’clock. runs one BATTERIES GREASES OILS sacrifice. Must sell, will thru land. for News Want Parish, (owner), Wadena, Ads Write H. H. bring the buyer and seller 7-2-c togather. Minn. FAIR VISITORS We will also close Good Used 25 Cars in B!!iBLB!!’B!l!BiS'B!iBlllB!!B!!IB!!iB!l!S ! -Bll!Bi!:B!!iB!!IBi!!Bii!Bl!lB!l:B!!lBll!B!uB!!!BiliB. ■ out I | Farmers Store all makes. New 1 Chevrolet will also be auctioned. Suits, Shoes and Work Clothing | Chatham. 200 N. East of Courthouse Don’t Miss Our Great Removal Auction Sale 1 delivered, bushel Spuds, Fancy 95c per SATURDAY, AUG. 16 K Mother’s Best Flour, (this is the last chance ' at B P this price) $1.95 H Cake Flour, Swansdown 3 lbs. for 25c B 1 Oatmeal, lbs. 6 for 25c M. F. Erdman Garage Make This Store Your Headquarters * Vegetables and fruits in right prices. at season, ( During Fair Week Friday’s Ad See for Further Particulars. B our Vr BiHBII'BIIiSIIiiBIIiKBIIHBWIBI'IIBinBIWiIB' 88888888888881 • - . ' * «■ - ; ■;„ - -- _