r* 's y^.rKf -,**•-, -''fr^-^ **, ptviJ4" i: fcas# r&A* •-'•.£*. ".-, MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINNf Page Three Thursday, Nov. 30,1922 *J5T i£ 3& 4* s% SomeBoy 4? AW, WHATS THE USE By.L. F. Van Zelm •\C.TV -ft We»Urn Newapaper Union it HE'& SEEN PROMISIN' HEV A VJERV PROMISING VA DARN RIGHT! mef SM HE HAS AI V£S, AtiD'A WHOS "THAT I IftAtS GEORGE CRAFT, •sStntbau ME THE IO HE VOUN6 MAN, I HEAR# 1111 GREAT FtnURE. I BUM PAST FOR FELLOW OVlEfclPtERE,! BILL CRAFT'S 50N & ME TF4E LAST 8M! mm AHEAT OF HIM FELIX. )——-riujj ii BEHIND HIM SIX MONTHS Central Presbyterian Church. Corner Water and St. Paul streets. Rev. A. G. Patterson, Pastor. Morning service at 10:30 Sunday School at 12:00. Evening service at 8:00 p. m. Thursday evening service at 8:00. Christ Episcopal Church. Corner St. Paul and Water streets. H. TenBroeck, Rector. -Cr. Holy Communion 8:00 o'clock a. m. Service and sermon, 10:30 o'clock a. m. Church school 12:00 o'clock. First Christian Church. Cor. Oakland and Greenwich Sts. Rev. G. F. Fink, Pastor. !fS Bible School at 10:00 a. m-, L. E. Hardy, superintendent. Preaching at 11:00 a. ni. and 7:30 p. m. Lv. Austin. Arr.Mason City. The big Bible class at 7:30 Thursday 1:S0 No. 102— 11:50 It THE MOWER COUNTY NEWS evening. 9:20 No. 108— 7:52 1'^ Lv. Mason City. Arr. Austin. Four great Christian Endeavor Societies No. 101— 4:50 6:10 all operating at the same time 3:00 No. 103—, 1:30 at G:45 p. m. Ellis Storing, president. 4" S.-M. Division—Mankato and Wessington Springs, S. D. I St. John's Evangelical Lutheran. Lv. Arr. Arr. a :WSA (Missouri Synod) Corner Kenwood Austiii. Wells. Jackson. avenue and College street. W. F. No. 1— 6:30* 10:45* 8:20*" Milbrath, Pastor. Parsonage, 302 5:40* No. 23— 3:50* 8:25* 'South First street. Telephone 7465. Lv. Lv. Arr. Sunday services at 9:45 a. m# in Jackson. Wells Austin. Mower County's Leading Newspaper—Published Every "^German at 11:00 a. m. in English. No. 22— 6:35* 8:53* 11:05* .2*0 services in the evening. Sunday No. 8— 2:35* 5:00* 7:00* -School at 12:15 p. m. in English. Lv. Austin. Arr. LaCrosse. Everyone is cordially invited to attend Thursday-10 to 14 Pages Weekly-Subscription No. 22— 11:20* 4:00* these services. sif- No. 8— 7:20* 11.55* M-I' Lv. LaCrosse. Arr. Austin. First Congregational Church. No. 1— 7:00$ 1-1:45* Corner St. Paul and Mill streets. I-' Price $2 a Year. 3:40* No. 23— 11:17* iRaymond C. Swisher, D. D. Minister. Daily except Sunday. Morning worship at 10:30 o'clock. Daily except Saturday. Sunday school at 12:00. On Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday if only. First Baptist Church. Corner Oakland avenue and S*. SubscribeNow and Save $1.50 JPaul street. Rev. J. McFarlane, JPastor. Sunday school at 9:45. Morning service at 10:45. B. Y. P. U. at 7:00 p. m. Austin. St. Paul. Mpls. On a Two-year Subscription Evening service at 8:00 o'clock. Lv. Arr. Arr, Services Thursday evening at 8:00. No. 12— 3:50 7:07 7:47 No. 16— 4:40 8:10 8:45 First Church Christ Scientists. Lv. Lv. Arr. 121 West Maple street. Mpls. St. Paul. Austin. Morning service 10:30 o'clock. &un•day No. 15— 8:25 9:00 1:05 4- school 11:45 o'clock. Testimony No. 11— 6:50 7:25 10:56 meeting Wednesday at 8:00 p. m. Fort Dodge, Carroll, Manning. If Lv. Austin. Arr. Omaha. The Subscription Price of the Mower County News as a St. Augustines Catholic Church. No. 15— 1:05 10:05 ffr No. 11— 10:56 7:44 Corner Kenwood avenue and Water Lv. Omaha. Arr. Austin. 'iifc street. Rev. E. H. Devlin, Priest. Semi-weekly was $2.50 a year. As a weekly it will be $2.00 No. 16— 7:30 4:40 Mass 7:00, 8:30, and 10:30 o'clock 88 No. 12— 7:40 3:50 a. m. Evening service 7:30 oc'lock p. m. 3 TRIANGLE TAXI LINE Albert Lea—Austin. Seventh Day Adventist. Lv. Austin Arr. Albert Lea Until December 15 we will accept Corner Franklin and Cedar streets. 8:00 a. m. 9:00 a. m. Sabbath school Saturday at 11:00 11:00 a. m. 01 12:00 m. o'clock. Regular church service at 3:00 p. 4:00 p. m. m. 12:00 o'clock. Prayer meeting Wednesdays Lv. Albert Lea Arr Austin at 8:00 o'clock p. m. 9:15 a. m. 10:15 a. m. 1:00 p. m. 2:00 p. m. Salvation Army. 4:15 p. m. 5:15 p. m. I 116 East Water—Dial 6328. Two-Year Subscription For Sunday 10:30 a. m. Open Air Meeting. Mrs. J. N. Nicholsen, Mrs. F. P. Inside Holiness Service at 11:00 McBride and M^rs. Paul Knoff entertained a. m. Sunday 2:30 p. m. Sunday School. Sunday 3:30 p. m. Open Air. a number of friends Friday at Inside Praise Service at 4:00 p. m. the home of Mrs. Nicholsen. A delicious Sunday 6:30 Young People's League three-course luncheon was Only $2.50 Meeting. Sunday 7:30 Open Air served at one o'clock, covers being Meeting, Inside Service at 8:00 p. m. Monday 7:30 p. m. Songsters and \laid for twenty. Yellow chrysanthemums Band practice. Tuesday 8:00 p. m. im were used for table decorations. Soldiers Meeting. Wednesday 7:30 t&j The afternoon was spent in a Open Air, Inside service at 8:00 p. ^Sr ,social way. m. Thursday 7:30 p. m. Open Air, Inside Holiness Service at 8:00 p. m. When You are Constipated. Friday 7:30 Young People's Open To insure a healthy action of the Air, Inside at 8:00 p. m. Saturday In other words you can have the Mower County News come to your home once a bowels and correct disorders of the 7:30 Open Air, Inside Salvaton Rally liver, take two of Chamberlain's tablets at 8:00 p. m. You are invited to attend. immediatey after supper. They Envoy and Mrs. W. E. Jessup week for two years for the pricetof the semi-weekly for a year. will not only cause a gentle movement dn charge. of the bowels, without unpleasant effects, but banish that dull, St. Olaf Lutheran. stupid feeing, that often accompanies Cor. St. Paul and Bridge Streets. constipation. Morning worship, 10:30. But The Time Is Short-Act At Once Bible Classes, 9:30. Scandinavian services, 3:00. iiejpies Sunday school at 12:00. Young People's League at 7:30. Rev. Henry Noss, Pastor. BVV'HMC I I Ttheworld Methodist-Episcopal Church IB knows, of course, that Offer will be withdrawn on December 15, 1922 as it is only made in conjunction barnyard can't speak. At Rev. Warner Johnson, Pastor 'K f- leastr not so we'll understand, Morning serviees at 11:00 but, what do you say, that we translate with introduction of OUR ENLARGED WEEKLY taking Epworth League at 6:30 p. m. the squeak that they chatter in Evening Services at 7:30, animal land. Sunday school at 10:00. Superin the place of our semi-weekly Ah! I am In luck—that's the chat tandent, F. W. Sanderson. of the duck. And ne'er have I eaten Prayer Meeting Thursday evening so much. The treatment of late, that at 7:30 I've had has been great. Was I sv alighted? Far be it from such! I've wallowed around in cornmeal Renewels Accepted In This Offer Travelers' Guide and the like. They'd toss out the grub and I'd kill it. But, say, 4. does it pay? No! On Thanksgiving •j&i Unless otherwise designated, all the Day, I'll be wallowing 'round in a trains listed below are daily. See skillet. .-S, footnote for explanation of I've feasted and fed and it ne'er reference marks. can be said that my owners have Bold faced figures indicate P. M. held back on grub. They've watched Any Subscription which has just expired or will soon expire can be renewed under me grow fat. Now I realise that I've Light faced figures indicate A. M. been playing the part of the dub. For, only- today, Just a few feet this plan. Simply send $2.50 and your time will be extended two years. a away, my owners are sharpening Milwaukee & St. Pa knives. So I've feasted, yon see, so their feadt upon me, could be the New subscriptions will start immediately after subscription Railway real feast of their lives. What wonderful plckin' so I. & M. Division. money is received. Lv. .A.rr. Arr. sayeth the chicken, as scraps oome a-flying .his way. They've fed me St. Paul. Mpls. Austin. on com. since the flay I was born, No. 1— 6:30 10:15 11:00 'but look what I'm getting today. 7:45 No. 3— 3:15 7:00 Good bits from the table. I'll eat Lv. Lv. Arr. while I'm able. For when you come REMEMBER---$2.50 Buys the Mower County Mpls. St. Paul. Austin. right down to facts. The things I 2— 7:00 7:45 11:25 No. get now seem to tell me, somehow, No. 8— 2:415 3:30 7:25 that the next thing 111 get is the •3~u Ji For Milwaukee and Chicago. ax. Lv. Austin. Arr. Calmar. Mixed-— 4:25 (Sunday only) 9:20 My walk's getting jerky —this News For Two Years Until December Fifteenth 10:00* No. 4-- 7:20* comes from the turkey, who struts* 2:10* Mixed-- 8:15* with a step that is proud. They won't •5* No. 2-- 11.50* 2:40* let me stop till I've filled up my crop. No. 8-- 7:50 10.50 4s:k No limit to food I'm allowed. Lv. Calmar Arr. Austin. I stuff and I stuff and eat more 6:05 No. 1- 3:45 than enough. But, shucks, as old No. 3-- 12:10 2:55 Barnum once said. There's really naught in it: one's born everst minute, No. 33-- 4.15* 6:45* wf£h' Mixed- 6:00* 1:15* and shortly they'll stuff me fiiapjpfsSS!* bread.. Mason City Branch.,,, ~r .n Injuns* 'im*