»$L •4 *£g»r* *•.»'"•* ifj "Z-it'r "t jTi, "?5ig COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. MOWER Monday, Nov. 27» 1922. Page Five -l! AWARD HONOR TO CONFUCIUS uaa:«. snajes. Length of Meters EUffera. AFTER A VISIT "TO DENTIST" LANDED BEFORE COLUMBUS Motion Picture Idea, t- Textile Exchange—If there la $10 me -s' How ^mfin^peppL^knom ,that^tiie motion picture projector which KITCHEN to' spend for IciotheSj |S is/ spent' pa., legal length of the meter in the United CarUest Idea of the "Shadow Show" Writer Recalls Some Impressions Thaf^ Every Reason to Believe That Lief be used by anybody, anywhere, daughter, $3 ~on son, i$2 on mother," States lis dti&rent' from Its legal Said te Have Been Recorded 8ome of Us Can Shlidderingly Ericsson Was Real "Discoverer" making possible the projection of and pa gets his hat brushed".—Bos*in CABINET length in England? Such, however, is 500 Years B. C. indorke. of America. moving pictures under all conditions, Transcript. the case. In America it is 39.37 is infuse in France. The lantern and Inches in England, 39.3700113. Of That the earliest Idea of a moving Copyright, 1922, Western Newspaper Union. The only person who seems to pay Who may have been the first discoverer film reels of the projector are supported Handicap of idle Rich. course, the difference is not large in picture was recorded in the time of any attention to the "smile" sign ina of America no one knows, but above an upright triangular I always feel sorry for the idle son Itself, £ut still when computing great It may be proved with much Confucius, the Chinese philosopher certainty dentist'sgpffice is the dentist him" Leif ijjricsson visited it over 400 years frame, at right angles to which is a of a rich man whos0 lines are fallen distances it might become considerable.'In that God intends no man to Wve who lived 500 years before Christ, is self. ahead1 of Columbus. A recent writer in this world without working but It second triarfgular fraiqe supporting into too pleasant places. He is under this day of accurate research, the deduction drawn from study of Oddly enough "dental chairs are designed seems to me no less evident that He,.. on this matter lias said: "The evidence a seatahd a large pulley driven by -fearful. hfuidicajpv—^hejrt Hubbard a thousandth, ten-thousandth, or millionth the question by Will- -Day, a well-, Intends every man to be happy in his with a view to the patient's that Lief Ericsson came to the pedals. Behind the large pulley is a of an inch is ordinarily considered work. It is Written,: "in the sweat of known figure in the English film, world, comfort. 7 North American coast in the year dynamo which supplies current for a thy brow," but it was never written, by no means negligible. who has exhibited in London a collection You. ever* realize what a big montlr-*^ "in the breaking of thy heart," thou 1000 and that he returned to Europe, high-powered incandescent lamp. By Better Position. The of relics and machines tracing tlie '—, $ you have till the dentist begins lay' shalt eat bread.—John Ruskin. making his discovery known to the means of belts the pedaled pulley op? He that is taught to'live upon little The Certainty of Good. growth of the.moving picture from the ing his scaffolding in it. world, is clearly authentic." Ericsson erates the dynamo, the projector and owes more to his father's wisdom than And all as we've got to do is to first primitive idea to Its present form, HELPFUL SUGGESTIONS There is nothing so unnecessary as is defended against the charge of being the film reels all simu1 taneously.— he that has a great deal left him does trusten, Master Marner—to do the says an exchange. his preliminary announcement, "Now, Popular Science Magazine. .. a "barbarous Norss adventurer," to his father's care.—William Penn. right thing as far as we know and to To the small town or country housewife The "shadow shows" of Confucius this may hurt a little." though he might have been all that, trusten. For if us, "as knows so little who has not easy access to a are the first of ^11 known endeavors to The first step in painless extraction" and also the discoverer of America. It True: can see a bit o' good and rights, we His Viewpoint. market there Is a present animated pictures. The next is the injection of the anesthetic inter is maintained that he represented the Even those who think twice before may be sure as there's a good and a "Father!" great satisfaction period of progressive achievement-fa the gums. highest type of the Scandinavian civilization they speak are apt to have another The weeping girl pleaded piteously. right bigger nor what we know—I' in the knowledge found in 1646, when Athanasius Kircher The phrase, to take someone's heat? of that time which had risen think coming after they have spoken. feel it i' my own inside as it must be "Father! Why don't you let me that no matter published a book in Latin entitled off, undoubtedly originated with a dentist's above the decadent Roman culture of —Exchange. marry George, and take him into the so.—Dolly" Winthrop in George Eliot's who comes she is "Ars Magnalycus et Umbrae," in which efforts to get the better of ff southern Europe. The Sagas say that "Silas Marner." firm? Why, O why?" prepared for an a description and illustration are stubborn wisdom tooth. Ericsson was a large, powerful man of emergency. This Thought for the Day. The business man raised her head given of a moving picture which the The, sweetest words that ever fell most imposing bearing, "a man of There are splinters in the ladder of first aid in an tenderly. Error Made by Some. writer had evolved with mirrors and a on your ear are: "That will be all sagacity and just in all things." Before success, but you don't know it until emergency is a "I feel for you, darling," he said. Objects close to the eye shut out tallow candle for illnminant. for today." his discovery of America he had you begin to slide down. Keep climbing. well-stocked shelf "I do need George in my business—I much larger objects on the horizon kept filled with You never had so much fun with a Included in the collection is the been converted .to the Christian faith, foods which may be used in a hurry could use him, and will, if he says the and splendors born only of earth glass of water before. original disk which Eadweard Muybridge and had been commissioned by King word, but daughtei*, I think I can hire call when husband brings home unexpected eclipse the stars. So a man sometimes Getting outside, you feel like used to settle the controversy Olaf to proclaim the faith to the people company. Some Ingratitude Looked For. Iliin cheaper than I can aupport him." covers up the entire disc of eternity stranger in the world. between two American millionaires on of Greenland, which the Scandinavians Milk of human kindness should not And with a gesture of pitiless finality, With canned soups or home canned with a dollar, and quenches transcend- The worst pain of all comes whfiS" the'Alto Palto race course as to Stapln, had settled a considerable period, before be turned sour by ingratitude. Some soups or broths one may make a good he dropped the subject.—Richmond glories with a little shining dust.— you get your bill.—Edmund J. Kiefiivj^ whether the four feet of a trotting that time. It is quite reasonable of that is to be (expected. Times-Dispatch. dish for the beginning of a meal, then in the New York horse were off the ground at the same to believe that the ^Norsemen who had with a jar of salad dressing some sort time. settled in Greenland had made voy­ Mother Definition. of a salad is usually easy to prepare. "Shocking." 25 ages to America in advance of Ericsson. "Who's Who"—a book in which others "Waiter! Waiter!" shouted a young If one has time a berry pie makes a STOLE MATERIAL FOR BAIT see us as we see' Ourselves.—Boston fellow, who for the last half hour had fine dessert or a shortcake, using Evening Transcript. canned fruit, is always a favorite. The been wrestling with a steak, but failed It foods used will depend, of course, upon to get his knife through it. ONE OF EARLIEST OF ARTS Little Thing Like Conventionality 1 the taste of the family, and if one is Today's Wise Word. "Yes, sir!" said the waiter, coming Made No Sort of Appeal to Every man should keep a fair-sized forward. to be prepared the canned food, what, Enthusiastic Angler. i* Embroidery With the Needle Has •j. cemetery in which to bury the faults "How do you cook your food in this ever it is, should be replaced at the I Been Practiced as Far Back as of his friends. I first opportunity. place?" asked the young man. Fishermen who make their own History Records. "Well, sir, all our food is cooked by A few cans of fish, such as salmon trout flies will great lengths to go Hair-Crimping Old Style. electricity," answered the waiter. and tuna, sardines and clams, if liked, obtain materials for the lures. Embroidery is the art of. ornamenting Crimping the hair is an old invention. "Then—here," said the young man, some jars of sliced dried beef, ?nd "Once," said the fly fisherman, "I cloth and other materials with the Even the ancient Romans used "take this back and give it another bacon, peanut butter, cans of corn and spotted a bit of chenille that I thought needle. Most of the embroideries made crimping irons. 'shock.'" tomatoes, with a bottle i»f good fcalad could be twisted to good advantage today are usually copies of the ancient dressing, which may be stretched by on a trout hook. Unfortunately, it was ones. the addition of cream, a box or jar of Cen part of the frinjre of a wrap worn by a Embroidery is believed to have been cheeae, are a few of the foods which young woman I noticed on upper applied to skins almost as soon' as will be most commonly used, not forgetting needle and thong were first employed Broadway. Although it seemed mighty Mine. Alice Baschi several cans of good soup. A to join pieces of skins together into unlikely that I could get a piece of most delicious tomato sauce may be garments. In Lapland the natives embroider the chenille, I followed her for a few mode in a hurry from a can of tomato their reindeer-skin clothing blocks. Then she turned into a movie so'jp, using it with cold meat or hamburger with a needle of reindeer bone, using theater and I followed, -taking »a seat 2 N steak, if at hand. t?. j'* ty- directly behind her. reindeer sinew and applique of strips When taking dishes to a church supper of hide. "AS she seated herself the end of or hall, mark them with small bits Contralto Soloist Travelers say that in Central Africa, her wrap .slipped down between her of adhesive tape with the name written among the primitive tribes there, the seat and the wooden back. With my in ink. This will not wash off at girls embroider skins with figures of With Assisting Artists pocket knife I snipped off a couple of all easily, and one may identify one's flowers and animals, supplementing pieces of the coveted material. I had property with little difficulty. the effect with shells and feathers. great success with the fly that I made When baking a crust for a filled ARMANDO LEUCI, Violinist Among the ancient Greek textiles from that chenille."—New York Sun. pie, bake it on the bottom of the pan, exhumed from Crimean graves are pricking it lightly with a fork this both tapestries and embroideries now MARGARET WITHERSTINE, Pianist keeps the crust from blistering. That Cure for Insomnia. preserved in the Hermitage at iPetrograd. To make bias binding take the binder Blinkby suffered from insomnia, and One of the embroideries is attributed from the sewing machine and press Winter Chaiutaviqu&. his friend told him a sure cure."Eat to the Fourth century, B. O., the material as it is drawn through the a couple of bananas and drink and Is in colored wools on wool. I* binder. two or three glasses of milk before going to bed," said he, "and I'll warrant vrtifL High School Auditorium Colonists Suffered Cold. you'll be asleep within half an The houses of the early colonists in hour." America were not proof against the Blinkby did as his friend suggested bitter cold of winter. Ong. volume and went to sleep ^soon after his retirement, THURSDAY EVENING. NOV. 30 Meandering Trout Stream. tells of icy blasts that blew down Did you ever follow a trout stream but this is what he dreamed: Cotton Mather's great chimney so up a mountain? If you did, you found The friend came on the scene with fiercely that this noted' divine recorded it a longer tramp than you would "have his head jiflder his arm and asked if the fact in his diary." He speaks supposed. For a brook that, if it had Blinkby wanted to buy his feet. Blinkby of a "great Fire that the Juices forced POPULAR PRICES run in a straight line, would have was negotiating with him, when out at the end of short billets of wood been about three miles long, made so the dragon on which he was riding by the heat of the flame on which Adults 50c Adults 35c many turns and deviations that It slipped out of its skin and left hln they were laid, yet froze into ice on traversed ten or twelve miles in all. in midair. their coming out." Judge Sewell Tickets Reserved at Pooler's While he was considering how he wrote 20 years later: "An Extraordinary Making a Mother Smile. should get down, a bull with two Cold Storm of Wind and Snow. One evening I was dressed in a new heads peered over the edge ol the wall Bread was frozen at the Lord's Table. yellow party gown when my ten-yearold and said he would haul Blinkby up if Even though it was "so Cold yet Johifrf Fur Co son remarked, "Mother,' you look "he would first climb up and rig a Tuekerman was baptized. At 6: just like gold to me," whereupon my windlass for him. o'clock my ink freezes so that I can four-year-old son said: "You look like So, as Blinkby was sliding down the hardly write by a good fire in my a nice big bowl of custard to me." mountainside, the conductor came In, wives Chamber." Cotton Mather tells Custard is his favorite dessert.—Chicago and Blinkby asked him when the train in his pompous fashion of a cold winter's Tribune. would reach his station. day four years later: 'Us "We passed your station 200 years dreadful cold, my ink glass in my Out of Harmony, Out of Luck. ago," the conductor said calmly, folding stahdish is froze and splitt in my This old world isn't any worse off the train up and flipping it Intb very stove. My ink in my pen suffers than the people on it. More folks are his waistcoal pocket. a congelation." incorporated out of harmony with themselves and At this juncture Blinkby awoke and 371 DEPARTMENT STORES nature tlian one can count in a season's found he had been asleep almost ten toll. And just as soon as one Old Flour Makes Best Bread. minutes. 205-207 N. MAIN ST. AUSTIN, MINN, gets out of harmony he's out of luck.— Flour (according to scientists) improves Uncle Ben in Grit. with age, the older flour producing onrThanks^ivi Welsh Music Chiefly Vocal. a larger and finer loaf. Freshly Held Theory Before Marconi. milled flours do not produce the best Wales is a land of singers. The About Maxwell established the of which they are capable. A great music of thisi small country has been 1S70 advance was made in the milling art chiefly vocal. theory that waves of light were due to an electro-magnetic disturbance in by the introduction of a method for During the medieval period the the ether. It was not until 1896 that treating flour in the mill whereby such Welsh bards exercised much influence. This Store Marconi applied a provisional specification freshly milled flour at once took on Music was so united with poetry, of apparatus for signaling by the properties of a properly aged flour, philosophy and the sciences that a Has Prepared so that the flour could then go to the wide education was necessary to qualify electric waves. consumer in condition to render at once a bard for his high rank. Many Things its highest baking value. This state Rather Mixed. The Irish harp was introduced Into Servant (returned from an errand)— of affairs is brought about in flour by Wales by I'rince Griffith, in the treating it with chlorine, and the general "Please, ma'am, I couldn't get it." Mistress—"Get Twelfth century. It became a sign Quality Considered Our Prices Are Lowest result is known as "maturing"— what?" "They said they of distinction to carry a harp. Only 1. e., the general effect of "maturing" didn't keep it, ma'am." "Keep what?", a freeman was allowed to possess one, "What you told me to fetch, ma'am." flour—a whitening effect, together and to be seen without it meant disgrace. Thanksgiving with greatly improved baking qualities. "What was that?" "Dunno, ma'am The yellow coloring matter of flour I forgot." is The national anthem of Wales Is carotin, which is also what gives carrots called "The Men of Harlech^' In a their color. Chlorine oxidizes the Japanese Cleanliness. the small town of Harlech, on the carotin, which then loses its color. The cleanliness of the Japanese is Welsh coast, i« a famous old castle set aside* by our forefathers as a time for devotion well known. The poorest Japanese which was besieged for several years. coolie regards his evening bath as a It finally surrendered to the Yorkist and thanksgiving— -often loses this A Word in Extenuation. its significance in sacred duty and as the greatest luxury troops in 1468. The song dates from A man who had several times sought day of hurry and bustle. I To the rank and file of U3 of the day, and is scrupulously careful 'tis^ that time. the help of his minister to secure employment it has come to mean a about taking it on time. merely coveted holiday. was lounging near a railway station as the pastor was hurrying to Burke's Peerage. Truth in Two Phrases. "Burke's Peerage" is the name usually It is a an catch a train. human fallacy to forget- the spirit of A witty Frenchwoman said: "If applied to a publication entitled "Excuse me, sir," said the unemployed occasion we while remembering the letter of it. Yet youth only knew if age only could," "Genealogical and Heraldic Dictionary in a trembling voice. and a dramatic critic lias written of so have mueh more to be truly thankful for than our of tlie Peerage, and Baronetage of "the "So you are out of work again," Juliet: "This is a role no actress can United Kingdom." It was first compiled courageous said the minister severely. "It seems ancestors. .. master until she is too old to look the inv1826 by John Burke, an Irish to me you get tired of anew employer r/i i--v part." man of letters. It contained the names very quickly." Ap hour than-in might be worse spp? thinking of all the British peers and baronets "Don't misunderstand me, sir," The Acme of Inertia. ipover our In alphabetical order. The publication advantages, ami opportunities.- Thinking pleaded the man. "It can never be As a zero, or base, line for labor, it is still issued annually and as an authority Shout them us/a-ppr-c-iuie more, truthfully said that I get tired first." makes them and is proposed to use the maximum effort on the genealogy!of: leading appreciating the best of a small negro hoy paid 50 cents in S? W-1 them mon- iiuiu -t us to make British families. advance for raking the leaves off the Sad Memories. use of them. —Cincinnati Fnouirer. "Ah," ^sighed the serious-faced pas'liow !®a|,8e Gloom. 1* •flc^ger, ^how litth little we know of the "fulms "ft. 5 IfirtjJidniothep—My defer boy,^you^o A Frugal Swain'. I ture Mid wlmt it in store for vtis.'* grown to be the living image of youf Ei cMsh Tapev—The hridt'crooni's "That's true.' another t-iasstr.tr rsnid. father. Yon have your father's eyea, jrift to the bridesmaid was a gold "Little did 1 linnk when Si/m-.-». years yon have his nos^, yoij, Wve his month raci-t, and to ihe little- tra'n hearers ago I carved my Iiuiials ti.e de^k ft-nd— Li old safety n:r.s.—Boston Kvenir.gr in the old country school tlni woa.d (til otmi i! .v) —Y es, TraiiS'^iivt.}./ -K.W f«monfc A trousers, too ^London,,A'-swef.. 'I' C'*"* I 1 4" tV "1 N Um% Sm DEFECTIVE PAGE