W- •& -, "1 5 MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN. MINN Monday Oct. 23,1922. |. A Page Four 7 Greek Prelates Come to America MAKES KAINTORTTALT Mower County :News WELL, DID YOU A '°v EVER?— Published every Monday and Thursday, at Austin, Minnesota. LIVE TO LEARN, AND YOU Which Side are You* On? Northwestern-Advertising Representatives: WILL LEARN TO LIVE Now there!s a little war on over Minnesota ^Select List, 215 the question of whether France or South Sixth Street, Minneapolis America has the prettiest girls. We 709 Exchange Bank, St. Paul. can't remain neutral in that affair, especially when we KNOW our girls ROE & PRESTON, Publishers. are the prettiest. The French idea of beauty is a pair of devilish eyes and Learn how to save. Being economical and thrifty does P, (C. PRESTON Editor-Manager more or less clothes. We don't know not mean being stingy and miserly. Wise spending is L. W. MARSHALL 3 3® Gity Editor just what our idea is btit we do know true economy. Save all you can, whenever you can and it is far. different from the French. be in position to spend it wisely. We require a certain degree .of innocence $2.60 Per Year, in advance in the face we call beautiful, Six Months 11.25 and we don't take such great stock Start saving now, by depositing a dollar or more in this in the clothes. Entered as Second Class Matter at the Post office at Austin, Minn., under Bank. the act of March 3, 1879. Too Trjie. "Men in prison," says Adolph LeWisohn, "are not very different from Republican Ticket those outside, except that they have been found quilty of ^n offense General Election, Tues. Nov. 7. And men in coffins are not very different THE AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK from those out of them, except U. S. Senator Soon after Charles M. Hatfield, whe FRANK B. KELLOGG that they are dead.—St. Paul Pioneer claims to have brought relief tc Press. Governor jdrought sufferers in the United States of Austin, Minn. J. A. O. PREUS Archbishop Antony Bachir, Bishop Gerasimos Messarra of Beirut, Syria, .and Canada, arrived in Italy on invitation Lieutenant Governor and Archbishop Imandrlte Victor Abcuesly, all of the Greek Orthodox church, of the government copious Member Federal Reserve System. No Worry of Ours. LOUIS L. COLLINS who are in this country to attend the general Episcopal convention in Portland, rains fell, to the delight of the inhabitants. A news report from Paris states Ore. Secretary of State J. L. MITCHELL, P. D. BEAULIEU, W. E. HOPFE, The government wants to buy MIKE HOLM that: "Sudden decrease of the famous his secret. President Vice President Cashier State Auditor ROCHESTER 32, 'undressy' shows is threatened at the gfound. Austin .did get as close as RAY P. CHASE Follies—Bergere and Concert Mayol the enemies' nine yard line toward PARK State Treasurer by a strike of the nude ladies of the the end. of the game as a result of 0 FOR AUSTIN HENKY RINES chorus, who claim that it takes con two pretty passes, one of them for Attorney General siderably more art not to wear 40 yards. 1-,/ CLIFFORD L. HILTON I clothes than to wear 'em and who demand In justice to Austin it must be said R. R. & Warehouse Commission Winter Storage a 100 per cent raise in wages that the boys were clearly off form. IVAN BOWEN First Defeat Is Chalked Tonight At present it is revealed that the girls They were not the same team that Clerk of Supreme Court Against- Austin GRACE F. KAERCHER are paid according to the amount of battled Owatonna to a no decision Justice Supreme Court' anatomy they show the public." game last week. With Nockleby and Record. FOR BATTERIES JAMES H. QUINN Buklin out of the line-up the team From this one would judge that Without Party Designation Sarah Bernhardt, the greatest actress was sorely crippled and this was augmented 8:15 o'clock Endorsed by Republican Convention. when Young wrenched his of them all, would be worth about A 32 to 0 score, with Austin knee and had to yield the fullback two dollars a week while some man claiming the smaller number was the Dry Storage Congressman Wet Storage SIDNEY ANDERSON The Dashinjr Musical nikin who troops rapidly across the result of the invasion of the Rochester position' to Dimmitt. Comedy of T-jxujrhte/, A large number of Austinites journeyed stage only partially concealed under territory last Saturday. The and Dane© From $7.50 per season slaughter is accountable solely to the to Rochester to boost for the a transparent veil or struggling under $1.50 first month 50c team. It is reported that about 1,000 the weight of a string of pearls fact that Rochester was the better and up depending on size a month thereafter. Former President Wilson will not pers9ns witnessed the fracas. would earn several hundred a performance,. team. Rochester had it all over the of battery. be able to vote this fall. He can no The Austin line-up was: Left end, Anyway they can't plead locals on both defense and offense longer be considered a resident of Ownes left tackle, Demmitt, left and though two their two touchdowns cost of clothes as a reason for the New Jersey and thus cannot vote guard, Stimson center, Hanson right were the result of Austin fumbles, strike. Our years of experience in the business insures you there. Living in Washington, he cannot guard, Rasmussen right tackle, JesDunlap the other four were due to their superiority. of proper attention to your battery* vote as that sort of thing isn't left half back, Meyers right Tackle Faribault done in the Capital. This situation In the very first period Rochester son right end, Hall quarterback, v- At LaFayette Park affords an unfair advantage to the half back, Renwick and full back, USE OUR PHONE WE CALL FOR AND DELIVER trundled over the Austin goal on two Republican party in New Jersey. Young. Hardy* Hubbard, Straka and occasions,, both the resujt of fumbles Thursday Afternoon WITH Perry got into the affair when they AINSWORTH BATTERY CO. by local men. Two more touchdowns JOHN E. YOUNG t. were made during the first half relieved some of the regulars. A, magistrate in a Pennsylvania Austin, Minn. and an Incomparable cas! by means of straight football. In the town, while hearing a case of a man Hoping to retrieve what prestige of New York funmalrers, It isn't nearly so hard to meet a and a distinctive chorus of second half Austin seemingly recovered charged with beating his wife, became they lost in that slaughter at Roches fcinlnino loveliness. bill as it is to keep out of its way. arid played on an even footing. so wrought up when he heard ter Saturday, the local high school Prices: 50c to $2 Though Rochester pushed over another the testimony that he went right over football artists are going to5 give A lot of folks' are so1 high toned counter during this half. Austin the top of his desk at the man arid administered Faribault the full effect of their Advertisements in the News Bring Results. Tickets on Sale at Boi Office they won't even deign to sing bass. did no more in the way of gaining a lovely beating. A tendollar wrath. The boys from the north will fine was levied in addition to arrive Thursday and if "getting sore" the beating. Of course a judge has anything to do with winning shouldn't lose his temper -like that, football game, Faribault is Mue for WHICH DO YOU but wouldn't it be fine if more of a grand old time at LaFayette park Nash L*ads the World in Motor Car Value them would? on that day. WANT? y. Nothing is being said about com parative scores or about how strong Touring Model For the man stoking the furnace THISiW Faribault Is or any other old chatter Four Cylinders during the coming winter we call attention All the Austin defenders know is that Five Passengers to an easy method of figuring they got licked once and they aren't coal expenses. Each shovelful Reduced Price going to let it happen again. If you you throw in of the $18 coal is worth If you would like to have your hens lay as you never expected 'want to see them fight come early about nine cents. Just have a little they would—if you would like to get eggs by the •PEp on Thursday and you'll get all you chart handy and record each shovelful. dozen where you now only get two or three try feeding them want. Remember that the game begins In that way you will be able to at 3:00 o'clock sharp. swear each time youopen the furnace door and won't need to save all your Housewife: "If you love work, why wrath to spend it when you pay the MASH don't you find it?" coal bill. Tramp (sadly): "Alas, lady, love the new wonderful egg-producing feed manufactured by Hie Quaker Oats is blind." Co. FUL-O-PEP DRY MASH is a soft feed—finely ground arid correctly balanced- a feed composed of animal foods, green foods, grain protein food—like the hen picks up herself in the spring. This feed is the raw material from which eggs are made—it only needs the LIKE HIS ANCESTOR? hen's egg factory to put it in egg form. Give your hens all they will eat—keep it before-them all the time ang you will get lots of eggs. The Quaker Oats Co. guarantee it- H.L.Goss Seed Co. Bear In Mind. If you never heard an evil report about a man until after he becomes a candidate, the chances are that it isn't ally powerful Nash perfected Journal. Special Display: Now we true.—Wadena valve-in-head motor. are exhibiting a Nash Four Silent Forever After. Frequently it is the person who is Owners everywhere report consignment just received. an indifferent slacker in his coting The management of the Johnson Laundry duties who is most likely to complain them remarkably economical They are swung smartly Company invites you.to be their guest, of things as they are and the kind of government we have. St. in operation and I low to the road on a ruggedly Paul Pioneer Press. Oct. 24, 25, 26 notably free from need of built chassis and Why Knock? You think your town is the best mechanical attention. powered by the exception- little place on the globe or you wouldn't continue t£ live there. Do a little During This Week Which is boosting and others will think so too. FOURS SIXES and We never could understand why some $915 to $2190, f. o. b. Factory people will continually kick their from Reduced Prices Visitors Week Range home town and never make a move to get out of it.—Preston Republican. Billboard Menace. The New Ulm Journal remarks among modern laundries throughout th£ Disbelievers in .heredity Were staggered that there is widespread commendation by*the evidence which Lenore of the action of the Nicollet United States it will be our pleasure to escort Dalrymple advanced in bringing suit county commissioners in barring billboards for divorce against her husband, Clifford you personally thru the Johnson Laundry, from the highways of the county. Dalrymple, a Chicago artist. Mrs. It surely takes courage for a Dalrymple charged that her spouse Once and show you how \modern laundry group of men to take action like that, made her. a target of swiftly-thrown paint brushes as she posed for hint-in operates. Come any xiay at any ti^petween but they ire the forerunners of others his studio, and. on another ~occasiion who will be compelled to act similarly. MOTOR INN the hours of §:00 a. m. and 3:00 p. m. tossed her into a filled bathtub simply It is only a question of time because the temperature of the water A-' until unrestricted billboard construction A cordial welcome awaits you. she had drawn for his own bath was will make every highway a land not satisfactory to him. A turn In the running between tight board fences. Austin, Minn. case is tire revelation of the alleged —Faribault Daily News. fact that Dalrymple is directly ^descended Visitors Week Oct. 24-25-26 from an English earl who officiated at a massacre and upon whom Sometimes the man who makes as ,-frv #FV his victims pronounced a" curse of much noise as the big bass drum is lineal childlessness for his cruelty. I 's-*»y just as hallow inside. -J. „*«. '.f