NEWS. AUSTIN MINN. ...^,.^,. r,'S^u.^^ r. C(MJNTY Tj Page Eight Thursday, Sept. 21,1922 M0WER A 'l Vt AW, WHAT'S THE USE By~L. F."VanZfelinti Maybe the Professor Never Studied Anatomy Didn't Know His Standing 4? WesterQ Newspaper Union Counsel was trying to elicit from the witness whether he a freeholder was T7 —"1 HERE FREDDIE FEATHER HEAD, IF NOW LOOK SEE HERE- IM (jQINCI UHAKTV AIL THE AND I WANT TO ASSURE IV£ BEEN IRVING TO BEAT or householder. He did not I VOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT OF THE LUSHED STATES -tb PDNJ5H VOU 5EVERELV YOU THAT IF CAN'T DO EXCITEMENT, SOMETHING INTO \OQR. OON'5 know. On examination, he admitted 1 WONDER. 0 ft THAT 50 HO BODY fftN ATCEMTlOrt ToVOUR, LESS0N5 WOQ'RE ALTOGETHER PROPE^OaC HEAt IT CAN U1HER.E HE TFTLNKS he owned no real estate. Questioned -T7v\ eocCu MM HEAD 15 further, he said he had lived in the t: AUJ fhs THEN PULL covwtry several years, was married, THAT JOKE ONEVEGV id a family, occupied WlD sr ftp you mutf bt a fe9\ueUpli£.* out CQQ&ftfl. "well, I do|l dr*wlfj fig otfw, "you, se£ I married a wldwf?' •.ZO&E WEIL EXPLAIN If you think printing is all alike, let us tell you how our work differs. It will be time well spent and you'll learn something worth while. & Ruined City of Many Massacres in Turkey I MOWER COUNTY SHOE REPAIRING. CITY NEWS Expert shoe repairing done at N E W S Noran's Shoe Store, 111 East Mill I street. Adv. 21-tf S 202 E. MILL STREET. Advertisements in The NeVs reach H. O. Wood of Lansing transacted THE STORK HAS ~£rasiness in Austin today. PRESENTED GET PRICES on VEAL and CHICKENS F. P. Daws of Plainfield, Wisconisin, ,awrf is in Austin on business. before selling elsewhere To Mr. and Mrs. Mark Hamilton, j* R. H. JOHNSON & SON MEAT MARKET Mrs. Joe Ondrick of Charles City, Monday, September 18, a Towa, is spending a few days here on son. 226 East Mill St. $ irasiness. To Mr.-and Mrs. Leroy Hopfe, •$» +4 **4 **4 Blooming Prairie, Sunday, September Miss T. S. Meyers of Manning, la., 17, a daughter. lis the guest of her sister, Mrs. Frank Hoffman. PLAN MORE FARM Special Fall Sale Mrs. C. C. Allen, Sr., of Ada, is -wisltmg at the home of her son, Dr. DEMONSTRATIONS CL C. Allen. On Standard First Quality Tires, 7,000 and Mrs. A. C. Hubbard went to the U? cities this morning for a few days' County Agent Slates 3 \UNOERWOOO 10,000 Mile Guarantee. '& UNDERWOOD tsrisxt with relatives. yrftobwuSSiw.vAwwirf Meetings This Mrs. Mattie Hollister and mother View of the shattered city of Aidln, 60 miles south of Smyrna, to whose ruin both Turks and Greeks have contributed. 30X31/2 Non Skid Week-end. $ 7.50 Two thousand victims of Turkish massacres lie beneath the broken walls. Usas returned to St. Paul after spendSJJg a week here with friends. 30x314 Non Skid 9.65 Canadian City Has Indian Nam*. Near the Dividing Line. Barbarous Treatment of Prisoners. The Red Rock Unit of the farm Formerly, all prisoners were Winnipeg is an .Indian word meaning Robert was anxious to attend kindergarten 30X31/2 Cord 13.85 Clifford Erickson left today for bureau and friends will meet at the( muddy water, a name applied to with Billy, but he was not "Ironed," even In their cells, and the Brookings, S. D., where he will attend 32x4 Non Skid 16.75 home of H. B. Hillier on Saturday,1 Irons used were of enormous weight. Lake Winnipeg, which Is turbid after quite four years old. One day he went the State College. a storm. The city occupies the site of as a visitor, and before leaving he September 23, at 2:00 p. m. to take Up to the Eighteenth century great 33x4 Non Skid 18.00 weights like round shot were attached the famous Fort Garry. The name, sidled up to the teacher and said: part in a poultry culling demonstration "Mrs. Yerna McCaffrey and daughter, Fort Garry, is first found on the title "Please, can't I come to your school? to the legirons, so that the and also a dairy cattle demonstration, 33x4 Cord .r. 25.00 page of a publication known as the Jean, of Wabasha are guests wearer could not walk unless he I'se Just on the edge of four." County Agent Liebenstein JSTorth-Westter, which began to appear picked up the weights and carried .at 34x4 Non Skid the P. D. Beaulieu home. 19.00 said today. Jhem. IB February, 1866. Earlier issues of Sargeant Unit to Meet. the publication were dated "Red River River Moves Swiftly. 33x41/2 Cord ]Mr. and Mrs. C. F. Cook and Mr. 28.95 Two poultry culling demonstrations Settlement." The main entrance to The most rapid river of any size In and Mrs. George Rice spent Sunday ATTEND THE DANCE at Adams Fort Garry has been preserved, and the world is the Rhone In France, the will be held in Sargeant township, Tuesday night, September 26. Ed. We Buy, Sell, or Trade Northfield at the Joe Gannon stands a landmark in the history of current of which ranges as high as Friday, September 22. The Fisch's Orchestra. 24-2-c home. Winnipeg. 40 miles an hour. first one will be at the home of Lewis It is as easy to store your corn in Vulcanizing is Our Specialty Mrs. A1 Wengert has returned Larson at 2:00 and the second one at Martin Corn Racks as it is to put home from Independence, Ia„ where John Bolstad's farm following the JU. A. A. A. A. A eggs in a case. Get a dozen racks, she spent the past two weeks visiting one at the Larson farm. "Everyone capacity 1200 ears. Only $12 at the relatives. is invited to attend these demonstrations," For Radio Supplies and new low price. H. L. Goss Seed Co., Mr. Liebenstein said. Miss Jean Shuman and Reuel Shuman successor to Hare & Goss. 24-1 have returned to Hamline University a- MARKET PLACE Opposite Herald Building Hint to Smokers. after spending the summer Storage Batteries see A French doctor declares that all vacation at home. deleterious effects of tobadco smoking J. W. Hare came up yesterday may be prevented by adding to One Cent Per Word Per Insertion. Minimum Charge Twenty-five cents. the tobacco the stamens of the little from Mason City, Iowa, ^returning Ten Cents Collection Charge Will" Be plant known as "coltsfoot." The only SCHMITZ AUTO ELECTRIC CO. I this morning. Mrs. Hare and Frank Added for all ads not Jjald for in advance. change noticeable in the tobacco, Hoffman accompanied him back. Readers or locals not run in which retains Its aroma perfectly, is this column will be charged at the that it seems to acquire some resemblance Mr. and Mrs. Louis Kramer and E. St. 214 Bridge rate of 10 cents per line. to Oriental tobacco. -daughter, Minnie, and Mrs. William Baodier spent Wednesday with their WANTED feother, Charles Faber and family of TIME AUSTIN MARKETS to think about fencing—new fences Waltham. WANTED—A good, steady, gentlemanly and repairing old ones. In either case salesman to handle a Ward's (Corrected September 21) J. J. Earle and daughter, Helen, RED TOP Steel Posts give you the most for your money wagon in Mower County. No experience PRODUCE. Efficiency is a Question —in strength, long life and appearance. And, as always, liave gone to Miami, Florida, where needed. For full particulars Quoted by Dalager's Grocery— every post is guaranteed. Come in and see us about write promptly to Dr. Ward's Helen will enter a convent school. Dairy Butter 35 your fencing now. RED TOPS cost less than at any time Medical Company, Winona, Minnesota. Mr. Earle will remain there some Eggs, trade 32 since 1914. Established 1856 20-22-24 time for his health. Potatoes 65 of Method Flour—retail, 49 lb sack REAL ESTATE Mrs. F. W. Harms and daughter, $2.00, $2.30, $2.40 Mrs. R. Shippy, have returned to POULTRY FOR SALE By owner, 10-room Quoted by Smith-Wright Co.— their home in Oelwein, Iowa, after modern house, 1 block from Main We have a good stock of RED TOPS Light Spring Chickens 13 street. 10-room two family house, GANG PLOW in the hands of several days' visit at the M. J. Mayer A modern except heat, two blocks Heavy Spring Chickens 16 DECKER BROS. home on East Water street. an unlettered peasant is more Spring Chickens 18 from Main street. Buy direct from Heavy Hens 16 owner and save commission. E. efficient than a crooked stick in the Mrs. M. F. Washburn and son, Vincent, Light Hens 12 Moehlman, 201 So. St. Paul St. and Mrs. Beckman of Madison, Geese 7 hands of the most learned man on 23-2-p S3. D., are guests of Mrs. Washburn's Eggs, Cash 28 RELIABLE HARDWARE FOR SALE—20 acre farm, good earth. Roosters 7 ^parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Beck. buildings, suitable for chicken or Ducks 13 They made the trip in their car. AUSTIN LANSING HOG MARKET. light farming. Inquire at News The phenomenal growth and onward Quoted by Hormel Company— Mr. and Mrs. B. T. Jorgenson of office. 23-3-p Medium and Butchers $9.05 sweep of CHIROPRACTIC cannot be JLaurel, Mont., are spending a few Packers $?h4i0 FOR SALE ascribed to the personnel of the profession. «&ays sit the Chris. Hanson home on Veal, Sheep and Lambs .Division street, enroute to Mendota Fat Lambs $7.00 to $10.00 It is due entirely to the correctness FOR SALE—Small furnace very Veal $3.50 to "$9.50 reasonable, 204 W. Bridge street. •ayhere they will make their liome. of the fundamental idea, to Sheep .$2.00 to $4.00 ^DEFINITION 24-1-p Cattle The practice of Chiropractic the simplicity of the method, and to "Mrs. Margaret Carter and Mrs. consists of the FOR SALE—Big Type Pure-bred Poland Fat Steers .$5.00 to $6.00 adjustment, with the JMarion Jenks left last night for China Boars and Gilts. Carl the results obtained. Cows and Heifers $3:50 to $4.50 hands, of the-movable Onken, Waltham, Minn. 24-8-c SSomersworth, N. H., for a few weeks' segments of the spinal Bulls ...... ...'...$3.00 to $3.50 column to normal position visit. They will meet Miss Minnie Canners and cutte***.. .. .$1.50 to $2.00 for the purpose of FOR SALE—First class Kimbal Piano. The practice of CHIROPRACTIC releasing the GRAIN MARKET. prisonedimpulse Harvey who spent the summer in Surrey, Will take some stock in trade. Quoted by Horhlel Milling Co.— consists of the adjustment, with the England. Call West College St., Austin. 600 No. 1 Dk. Nor. Wheat, 58 lbs... .$1.23 23-2-p hands, of the movable segments of No. 2 Dk. Nor. Wheat, 57 lbs... .$1.18 IVIr. and Mrs. J. Freedman, who No. 2 Dk. Nor. Wheat, 55 lbs... .$1.13 the spinal column to normal position were guests at the W. E. Johnson O S A E W a an W in Quoted by Bemis Elevator.— Apples for sale. Sprayed, clean home for a few days returned to Oats 24 to .28 for the purpose of releasing the fruit. F. W. Kimball. Waltham, Flax £... $2.05 to $2.10 Ask-Y-oui* their home in St. Paul Tuesday. Mi*, Minn. 23-4-c prisoned impulse. Rye 53 to .57 .and Mrs. Johnson accompanied them Chiropractor Barley 35 to .45 FOR SALE—The News has on hand home for a few days' visit. for "jP^VERY MAN must do a large assortment of typewriter '"The Last Word" Remember the C. L. Rice and Ira .i? Employ none but a competent chiropractor. iL^ his own pioneering in ribbons of especially good Quality, Van sale Tuesday, September 26, at which we are offering at fifty cents WEDDINGS saving money—there is no the farm, one and one-half miles*southeast to cldse out the lot. The Malo rib.fWbon I Write for'information regarding Chiropractors »t Schools to th« is one of the inost satisfactory of Austin. itniversal Chiropractors' ^ssociaj^jPavenport, Iowa,tJ*S A. roy road." Like anything made and at this price is a real southeast of Austin. Adv. 24-1-c^ Shaw-Millefe' Jbatgain. The Mower County News. else woffh while, M. All- Rights Reserved Miss Grace Miller, daughter of Mr. 20-tf R. L. NELSON, D. C. saving money. *ecjuires: A Good Physic. tand Mrs. L. W. Miller of this city, To Gain a Good Reputation. When you want a physic that is and Eugene Shaw, formerly of Ausfjn, earnest effort, 1 "The way to gain a good reputation mild and gentle in effect, easy to were married at Decorah, Iowa, Dlat2277 Lewis Building is to endeavor to be what you appear" take and certain to act, take Chamberlain's J-ywterday morning. They left on a That is precisely the manner in which Tablets. They^re excellent. FirstrHitional Bank of Austin Chamberlain's Cough Remedy has -wedding trip, after which they plan G. F. STORING, D. C. gained its reputation as a cure for a visit in Austin. coughs, colds, croup and whooping Organized 1868. —Eyestrain in children cured without cough. Every bottle that has ever .Ol:. Over Woolworth's Dial 2508 glasses. Glasses correctly fitted Capital & Surplus 9300,000.00 Malcomson-Timmerman. been put out by the manufacturers has been fully up to the high standard to other people who must have Miss Martha Timmerman and Ernie Resources Over Three Million Dollars IF Wm. A. CHAPMAN, D. C. found that it can be aepended J. Malcomson were married yesterday them, at reasonable prices. Dr. A. I. upon for the relief and cure of these Arneson, Electro-Medical Laboratory, at the clerk of court's office. ailments and that it is pleasant and ia&i «. ... Over Auetln Nat'l Bank Bldg. Over Gas Office. 13-tf DM2593 safe to take. '"They will live at LeRoy. 4 tm Sit- Mfiki. v* '-S .- mm