Hi 4 .„. ... ... l^^ggiigggS^MOWER COUNTY NEWS. AUSTIN MINN.. Page Eight Thursday, 14,1922 Sept. AW, WHAT'S THE USE Sauce for the Gander Is Sauce for the Goose \y L. F. Van Zehii if If Mark Twain's Literary Hsax. it Western Newspaper Unjon (Here Is a famous passage from VEAV-V CEORCE IA BRANCHE AM WAts THE Mark Twain's "A Double-Barreled Detective WELL, YOU'RE NOT SoYou'GE CoiNG SAUV UJEBSTER KK£D ME To ITTE .Oft COODME6*? NO 1 THOT YOU vuer£ B/HE«e,t#u« Story." The whole passage is R^HlHG OV/EP THE A^KED MEIbCTO-^m/ElL GOING ALONE GO ON.A UTTIE PARTY AND eALLY eAve SHE HAS if coin' COINC FISHING YOU'RE OUT TOO GOin'tn? ONW BE AWAY ONE NGHT an elaborate hoax, as indicated by the 4 VEEK END DANCE*HUNTER INLAND INN AN A\UFt)LLY NtCL ARE. YOU *5 lilacs blooming In October and the -I KNOW. YOU. WON'T MAN fOR ME esophagus described as a bird. Many mind ifr I cro r-—-r' letters came to Mark Twain demanding an explanation.) It ttas a crisp and spicy morning in early Octobftfr. The lilacs and lit with tji& laburnumSj glory fires of autumn, hung burning id flashing in the upper air, a fa|f£ kind nature t0 lump's tli&t hatd their jn would home the tree tops and vjslt together the larch and the pomegranate flung the purple and yellow flames in brilliant broad splashes along slanting of the sweep woodland, the fragrance of innumerable sensuous deciduous upon flowers rose the swooning in sky atmosphere, far the empty a solitary esophagus slept upon Motioii'* -VAN CEJPI less Stillness, wing everywhere brooded and peace God." serenity, the of .4. WHO KNOWS THIS MAN?'* Apply Pruning Knife. DID YOU KNOW CITY NEWS Envy Is the most acid fruit that Inspiration Alone Seldom Wins. grows on the stock of sin.—Hosea Tou will learn that there is I Ballon. no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. You will learn WHEN PPRINTING BEGAN IN MINNESOTA? that all the traditions so current Scientific Awakening. Miss Etta Robertson leaves to- Miss College Remmell entertained The first book printed- in Minnesota 1850. The last page contains also Mental tests for selection of subnormal among very young men that certain raightfor New York city. a few friends Wednesday evening in 13 believed to have vbeen the AnIs a table of "Distances from St. Paul" children were started In 1905 great characters have wrought theitf honor of her cousin, Franklin Hoffman of, some thirty points in the territory. of the Minnesota Historical by Alfred Binet, a psychologist, and greatness by an Inspiration, as it were, Bliss Ruth Miller has gone to Ak-jxm, of Owatonna. The evening was Copies of the first edition are s-clety, two editions of which were Doctor Simon, a physician, both of grow out of a sad.mistake.—Donald G. Ohio, where she will enter Akron France, who acted together. Mitchell. spent in dancing, cards and music, extremely rare, the only ones known rented by James M. Goodhue of St. University. and a delicious lunch was served. being the Minnesota Historical Society's Paul in 1850. Itis a paper-covered copy and one in the Library or pamphlet containing the convitution !ook Mrs. Walter Eichendorf of McGregor, Mr. and Mrs. C. H. Lewis of Coloma, of Congress. and by-laws of the society, Iowa, is a guest of her aunt, fflftir n, Mich., are guests of their sister, 4R& Greater Strength and list of members, and an address This pamphlet was printed by .Mrs. Ida Fox. Mrs. C. L. Allen on Medary street. aling with the French explorers James M. Goodhue on the old Washington They were accompairted by Miss L" the Minnesota country in the sev^eenth Miss Lauderdale Smith left this hand press which he had used Verna Owen who spent the past-three Life in this Longer centurj', which was deHverthe jmorning' for Winona where she will the year before to print the first *weeks visiting friends -in Berrien Rev. E. D. Neill at the .attend St. Theresa's College. newspaper issued in the territory— Springs and Coloma, Mich. annual meeting of the society l?3t the Minnesota" Pioneer of April 28, Fence Post New January 1, 1850. Mrs. George Sutton, who has been 1849. Strange to say this same press LHT Wilson and little Mrs. George The second edition differs from the' seriously ill at St. Olaf hospital is had been used in 1836 to print the son, Charley, left today noon on the st in having four additional pages, reported improving rapidly. first newspaper in Iowa, while from Great Western for their home at San !iich contains a description of Min:sota 1842 to 1849 it had served a pap-er ERE is new and better steel fence .Antonio, Texas, after spending the Philip McLaughlin has gone to written by Henry H. Sibley, at Lansing, Wisconsin. In its later post—the RED TOP Double Strength past month with her parents, Dr. and jtfotre Dame? Ind., where he will attend delegate .jfrojn..the territory in career it was used by as many as six Mrs. C. F. Lewis. Mrs. Lewis will Studded Tee- Ho holes to weaken post either the university this year. ,ngress. ?••. different papers in Sauk Rapids, St- accompany them as far as Kansas above or below the ground—proved stronger This is in the *form of a letter to 1 Cloud, Sauk Center and Lindstrom City. than all other posts at all points by severest Miss Genevieve Ferris of Lyle was '-he Hon. Henry Foote, United vS1. amd: finally in 1905 it found a resting an Austin visitor Tuesday and attended tests. Fine new finish and sturdier anchor States Senator from Mississippi1, and place in the museum of the Minnesota "Orphans of the Storm." is dated at WasMng^oniy February 15, plate. New staple that is stronger andi THE STORK HAS Historical Society. Here Is a war "mystery man." World easier to apply.. *x A German shell that wounded and hatf PRESENTED "Mr. and Mrs. Fred Volkman of Mirth. burled him in the first line of trendies Rude-That IVTust Be Observed. JBrownsdale came over Tuesday night Cost Less in Fence to In vain do we talk of progress and A pleasantness of disposition Is of in France destroyed his memory. With see "Orphans of'the Storm." great usey men being willing to sell To Mr. and Mrs. Albert Kimlicka, superior light if we have not yet a partially paralyzed brain he wandered learned the elementary rules by which the interest and engagement of their around the country for twoyears, at St. Olaf hospital, Wednesday, Lasts Longer Rev. A. G. Patterson was expected discourses for no price sooner than men of sense, having a certain end In and at last tried end his life to September 13, twin sons, tome today from Chatfield, where he view, adapt their means the attainment that of mirth, whither the nature of by drowning in the Arkansas river. Charles and Chester. of that endl^-W. E. Gladstone. man, loving refreshment, gladly betakes^ attended the district presbytery. Since that time efforts have been made Tins' is the type of post all manufacturers, Itself—George Herbert. to have his Identity established by the have for years been trying to produce, but it government. The case has been referred IMrs. Barley Reynolds of Cudahy, Bungalows Bui If of. Sugarcane. Mr was. given up as- impossible. A REP TOP to the "Port of Missing Men" "Wis., came Wednesday night for dk Until recently, half a million tons of of the American Legion. When Legion engineer had to discover anew principle in cane were being cast away annually lew days' visit with Austin friends. Tires of men near Pawnee, saved him as refuse, from the sugar factories of rolling steel before he could make this Okla., he name was either Arthur said his 2&rs. C. J. Sargent of Red Wing Louisiana. Today, as the result of two Studded Tee. But don't get the idea that Green Arthur L. Littleswift, years of experimental work, houses came today for a visit wjth her mother, Green, or Arthur it's an expensive-post Lopez. He said a are being made of a new material Mrs. Ida Fox and sister, Mrs. John relative's name L. Green. A was Ray which can now be made of this waste Hormel. This new RED TOP costs less than the search of the government's records sugar cane. Hitherto, after the sweet discloses the L. Green, fact that "Ray better grade of wood posts and lasta. twice juice has been pressed out of the cane, Miss Ora Robertson left Tuesday Quality private, Machine company, Three Hundred the pulpy stalk has been burned, but as- long. It actually costs considerably less afternoon for Minneapolis where she and Eighth infantry," was killed by this new process it is .sterilized set in the fence line. It's the greatest value cwffi take a course in public school in France October 12, 1918. and then beaten to a pulp. It is compressed ever offered ia a. fence post. •jmusic. by a special machine, which rolls it out into sheets a sixth of a' The Studded Tee is equally good and squally "Mr. and Mrs. Louis Kramer and When its Time to mile long. Three or four bungalows News Advertising brings results. economical for repairing old fences orlauilding •daxrgfeter, Minnie, of Granite Falls can be built out of each one of these new ones. are guests at the Herman Baudler iL'i MARKET PLACE enormous sheets, and the peculiar Re-tire, Use Jfroroe. quality of the sugar-cane house is that Come in and see this new RED TOP. You must It is proof against both sound and heat, see it and handle it to appreciate how good a Miss Nau St. Ledger has accepted FISK and so provides a quiet home which is One Cent Per Word Per InsertionMinimum post it really s&. position at Fisch's millinery store cool in summer and warm in winter. Charge Twenty-five cents. ^and started her work there Monday Ten Cents Collection Charge Will Be Added for all ads not paid for in advance. anoramg. Readers or locals not run in at Distances. Converse Long Mrs. C. J. Brownrngg and little this column will be charged at the The air is so clear In the Arctic GUAR ANTE E:D Specials for This Week rate of 19 cents oer line. slaughter, Mary Eloise, of Baudette regions that conversation can be' ear-' •:,W Double S^n^th StMclded Tee slre ried on easily, and without telephone guests of her mother, Mrs. Mary 1 WANTED apparatus, by persons two miles 30x3 Non-Skid $7.95 -Cronon. apart. WANTED—Furnished room in modern Melvin Nicholsen has resigned his a RED We hcwe good stock of TOPS on house, not more than 4 blocks 30x31-2 Nofl-Sdd $8.00 •position in Albert Lea and is visiting Island Lofty Mountains. from courthouse. Address "M.O." hand and can take care of yout at South Franklin his mother 102 Island The volcano Ma una Loa on the Care of the News. 17-3-p needs without delay• street. of Hawaii and the neighboring ll'.OOO cone, Manna Kea, both nearly THE TIRE HOSPITAL WORK WANTED—Boy of sixteen Mrs. Hiram Campbell and Mrs. feet high, are among tiie highest island DECKER BROS. wants work after school and Saturdays. "Henry Herzog drove" to the cities mountains: in llu» world. Inquire at The News. 20-2-p Wednesday morning to spend a few •V Opposite Herald Office /days with friends. SHOE REPAIRING. FOR SALE Expert shoe repairing done at RELIABLE HARDWARE FOR SALE—I have one John Deere Noran's Shoe Store, 111 East Mill Miss Tanye Burgess is taking a street. Adv. 21-tf Sulky Plow left. Sell at a bargain -vacation from her duties at the public LANSING AUSTIN price. A. A. Smith, Austin.! library and lias gone to Minneapolis *16-7-p 1 to visit friends. AUSTIN MARKETS SENSATI0NAL" FOR SALE OR TRADE—Studeba-j Mr. and Mrs. T. Abrahams and J. •fr Corrected September 11 ker touring car. See F. M. Miller I ttauj^rter, Dorene, and Miss Edith PRODUCE. at the Grand Hotel. „. 22-1-c JFollansbee, will' spend the week-end Quoted by Dalager's Grocery— FOR SALE—Three registered Duroc I '-with relatives in Charles City, Iowa. The Mail will Dairy Butter .35 YET TRUTHFUL Jersey Boars from first prize club Eggs trade .30 litter at county fair Reasonably IsJsorrng Banfield has gone to Wor-Chester, Potatoes 65 priced must be sold this week. Al-' carry your deposiJ Mass., 'for a short visit with Flour—retail, 49 lb sack so 7 h. p. Economy engine on $2.00, $2.30, $2.40 relatives and will then go to Handover, trucks, feed cutter and feed grindr POULTRY to this bank N. H., to enter Dartmouth College- er. $175 for outfit. Thomas Scott, Quoted by Smith-Wright Co.— Rose Creek. 21-2-p Leghorn Chickens ..14 Park Theatre FOR SALE OR TRADE—LaCrosse Spring Chickens 18 Went \Rred Martinson and W. E. Meyette HEN it is not conveDito Tractor and three bottom plow, in Heavy Hens 15 of the Albert Lea Tribune force ..ii good condition, and a bargain. call in person, Light Hens visited in Austin Tuesday. Mr. Meyfitte ..7 Phone 97. Frank E. Bedford, Lyle, Geese you can readily make deposits Minnesota. "was formerly of Austin, having Eggs, Cash .28 by mail. 7 Roosters "been a- member of the force at Mc-dulloch's .13 FOR SALE—The News has on hand Sept. 20 Ducks and with the Transcript, before a large assortment of typawriter HOG MARKET. Checks for deposit can be sent going to Albert Lea. I ribbons of especially good quality, Quoted by Hormel Company^Medium with ordinary postage. Cash $8.60, which we are offering at fifty cents and Butchers ....... Mrs. Robitshek and daughter, should be registered, and not J. $9.62|. to close out the lot. The Milo Packers bon is one of the most satisfactory1/ Margaret, has returned to Minneapolis Veal, Sheep and Lambs more than fifty dollars put in $8.50^ made and at this price is real Fat Lambs .$7.00 to after attending the Haugan how, Not a Picture •che saixie envelope. bargain. The Mower Counj^r -News-i $3^0 to $8.50C Veal funeral here. Her sifters, Mrs. C. A. 20^tf' Sheep .$2JJ|to $4.0fe*- -'J Hegge and Mrs. C. E. Haugan accompanied We will mail youacknowledguient Cattle FOR SALE OR RENT—My place at her home and will spend some of deposit the day it is c&fSS? h^-:::::.83DS^ 1115 Prices £0c, 75c, $1.00, Plus Tax time at Mrs.. Robitshek's cottage at received. en room house, chicken house, two Bulls $3.00 to 3.25?: Lake Minnetonka. acres. Will consider sondfe trade. Canners and cutte*"* $1.50 to $2.00 20-4-p GRAIN MARKET. JL Miss Helen Woodman entertained First National Bank of Austin Quoted by Hormel Milling Co.— the' Vengenti club Wednesday No. 1 Dk: Nor. Wheat, 58 lbs.. ...$1.22 —Eyestrain in children cured without Organized 1868. night at 133 West Maple street. Miss The Unloved Wife No. 2 Dk. Nor. WhSat, 57 lbs....S1.17 glasses. Glasses correctly fitted "iT: 9.9 Oagot Haarstad read a paper on the No. 3 Dk. Nor. Wheat, 55 lbs $1.12 ~r J^M JCapital & Surplus $300,000.00 to other people who must have i^Coal Famine" after which the topic Quoted by Bemis Elevator.— Resources Over Three Million Dollars them, at reasonable prices. Dr. A. I. .23 to .26 Oats -vtB9 discussed in general. After the $1.96 to $2.05 Flax .1 Arneson, Electro-Medical Laboratory, business meeting the girls made 50 to .55 Rye ... Over Gas Office. ...-. .35to.45 Barley fudge. St *^-^1