y—*"*r %sv^ ^7V Zzfezs77^" WW Page Four MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN. MINN. •WW^ Thursday, Sept. 7, 1922. Mower County News :PUTTING ON WEIGHT, Mr. Wallace Picks Out the Red-Heads LEARN TO EARN. tion to everyone entering by our Big (Chicago Evening'Post) A practical business course will ^r "The County Paper" Fall Opening Date— Sept. 12th. help you in every walk of life. Published every Monday and Thursday, The Republican party faces a pretty Write for catalog or call in person. at Austin. Minnesota. We offer you personal instruction, stiff contest next November, unless University of Southern Minnesota ROE AND GANNON, Publishers. —up-to-date equipment, selected instructors the political prognosticators. are School of Commerce CARL L. WEICHT, City Editor. and practical instruction at all wrong. The race for control of Austin Minnesota. reasonable rates. Special proposi­ the house is likely to. test its speed A A it 13-8-c Northwestern Advertising Representatives: Dne who. is habitually "agin" and staying power. Notwithstanding Minnesota Select List, 215 things, one whose attitude is usuallycritical, this outlook the G. 0. P. is putting^on 7 South Sixth Street, Minneapolis 709 Exchange Bank, St. PauL one who is "darnation" out weight. '^#'4 of joint with the times, is cutting The tariff, unless considerably YOUR from his scheme of life the following modified in conference, will hardly be carried jauntily, and prospects for fine words: Helpfulnessj co-operation, PLEASURES constructiveness, good cheer, such modification are not encouraging. optimism, confidence and enthusiasm. With a. conference committee composed-of McCumber/Smoot .anT^nd meanings left out, with these 4 1 ii Vi a A such a person may be said to be "all McLean, from the senate, and Ford thru." He and his views may be ney, Green and Longworth, from the PciS quietly I disregarded.—Northwestern house, there is small hope that any Chronicle. changes* will be made of advantage What are you getting out of life SUBSCRIPTION RATES to the ultimate consumer. Per Year, in advance f?*o9 It Was Comparatively Dry. Oh top of the tariff comes bonus Sk Are your pleasures secured by spending your last dollar? Six Months Back in the old days when there legislation, which congress seems to Single Copies 05 were no laws forbidding anything be determined to enact in a form disapproved How quisckly we we forget the fun and how long we remember Entered as Second Class Matter at how did people manage to have a by the President. If thd the debt. the Post office at Austin, Minn., under good time?—Belle Plaine Herald. White House veto be put upon this the act of March 3, 1879. measure the party must go to the Why not stait a savings account today at the Austin Uncle Ah savs: Some folks are so National couptry seriously embarrassed by an Less Strenuous. Bank. kind and optimistic that they're open rupture between' its legislative Croquet is said to be coming back. thankful their hens can't have toothache. and administrative representatives. This should engage the boys who The veto of the President is regarded don't feel able to chase the harmless When 200 boys and girls of Maryland, prize winners in their counties as probable by well-informed observers. little ball some 'steen miles around in different agricultural club activities, called on Secretary Wallace, he singled Some of these days folks are going the golf links.—Worthington Globe. out some titian-haired triplets, declaring he was somewhat of a red-head hiifi» to stop arguing about religion and Should the ship-subsidy measure be self. The photograph shows Secretary Wallace greeting Lucy, Rebecca and begin living it then the world will That's His Privilege. Julia Hyde of Port Tobacco, Md. THE AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK added to the weight, -the burden begin to hum. Here's another summer, and the might well prove more than the party Spring Valley man who said last season can carry. It is likely, however, that Mower county citizens will welcome The Original Chinese. that vhe'd never let another year of Austin, Minn. consideration of the subsidy bill will J. F. Rock, adventurous plant hunter, the appointment of a Red Cross nurse go by without learning to swim hasn't be postponed until after the election. reports from Kengtung, Burma, to by the county chapter. While there Member Federal Reserve System. been near the water.—Spring Valley Credit may yet be won, which will the Agricultural department at Washington, may have been some agitation that J. L. MITCHELL, Mercury. that he has found a village of offset other handicaps, if the majority W. E. HOPFE, P. D. BEAULIEU, it be discontinued there was far more the original Chinese referred to in the shows wisdom in handling the situation President Vice President widespread desire that the preventive Cashier oldest historical book of China, which which the President turned They Frighten Us. work be continued. dates back two thousand years before over to Congress in his strike message. Ed. Howe, of Kansas, greatest Christ. "They are called Miao," he Adequate legislation to protect country editor, observes that America "The coldest spot in the world is says, "and do not eat or grow any rice, eiTs IlL^ the public against profiteering is running too strongly to false in Washington, D. C., where 515 degrees but only corn. They cut down the forests in fuel, and to insure the fair distribution alarms. A petty difficulty frequently and plant corn at an elevation of Homeseekers' Excursions below zero was registered in 4§lap! thiPty-five hundred to four thousand of such coal as may be made masquerades as a crisis. After running the laboratory of the Bureau of feet on the elephant-shaped mountain available by the return of .the bituminous ourselves out of breath, following mines where scientists are trying to of Doi Chang, on which they live. miners, would earn popular the fire engines, we usually find liquify helium gas." Gracious! Take only two dollars more than the one-wav They are the dirtiest people I ever 4- THE ALERT PEN appreciation. Provision for a factfinding- that it's a small blaze or a false us there at once. fare Homeseekers' round trip tickets are sold saw, barring not even the Tibetans. commission to. investigate the alarm. This tendency toward false ALERT SCHOLARS every Tuesday to destinations in the Northwest. Their naked children wallow in the Jor The peopk: o! a rural communiL coal industry n^ust be of the sort alarms is a natural result of the public Tickets are good to return within twenty-one mire with the pigs. They are natives who know how to play together, wno which will leave no doubt in the public nervousness that follows every big days from date of sale. of Kweichow province, China, but have have many ''good times" among them mind that its interests are to have war. And generally the "things we migrated over intp Yunnan^ and evea Stopovers are permitted in either direction at Sr. pelves, who mix freely and who enjoy first consideration. fear most are imaginary. Time will into north Siam." all points in territory to which these tickets are getting together, also work together There are two reasons why we cure.—Dodge County Republican. sold. more effectively and are better capable would regret to see the Republican Take advantage of this opportunity to investigate For Special Research Work. of meeting their common problem? party lose the house. Some time ago there was inaugurated the wonderful resources of "the Golden The Foolish Motorist. First, because such possibilities as at the Col d'Olen, close by Northwest. Neglects the brakes. Hayes & Son Monte Rosa, at an elevation of 9,840 there are for progress and constructive Argues with the cop. -The typewriter is the most deadly feet, one of the most remarkable institutions Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Paul Ry. legislation would be at an end Drives without caring a "spare." Jewelers of all engines of warfare because it for scientific research in for two years, owing to the inevitable Stops and turns without giving signals. the world. It owes its existence to spreads the propaganda that causes Austin conflict between a Democratic TO PUGET SOUND—ELECTRIFIED the initiative of Prof. Angelo Mosso that war, says Thomas R. Marshal, house anjl a Republican senate and 10-13951 of Turin, and is called the Institute Tries to take the right of way from former vice president of the United administration. •f the Col d'Olen. It contains laboratories a truck. States. Just a new twentieth century for research in botany, bacteriology, Second, because the Democrats Drives at night with one head light. way of wording the old truism zoology, physiology, terrestrial have displayed more deplorable~lack Tries to beat the train to the crossing. about the j?en and the sword. physics and meteorology. All these of statesmanship than the Republicans. subjects are studied from the special They are wholly wanting in Leaves his car unattended without point Of view of the effect of Alpine TEACHING AGRICULTURE. competent leadership, either in Congress conditions. their proof appliances. Courses in vocational agriculture or out of it. Blows his horn loudly when only a given in Austin high school are designed, Defeat of the Republicans would be foot from a pedestrian. it is clear from the announcements a purely punitive -measure-, and the Putting It Commercially. Tries for speed records with a passenger.—Duluth made by the school authorities, punishment, in the long run. wouM A beautiful woman by her smiles Tribune. specifically for the boy who is going draws tears from our purse.—Venereal. be felt as sorely by the com-try as to make farming his vocation. by the party. From the standpoint This program of vocational agriculture of making th-9 best of a situation A KODAK ON THE is the country boy's opportunity, SPECIAL-SIX which is none too pleasing, the wise HIGHWAY1 particularly if he has not decided Daify Thought. course is to keep the house in its TOURING Love thyself and many will hate to follow some other vocation: present hands, chastened by a reduced thee^—Anon. Its value as a program is, first, Hogson Hadley majority. President Hardingis (Coypright 1922, its vocational training in farming, Service) entitled to the fair chance this will Newspaper TX7HEREVER you look, you will PARK ing the motor and the separate transmission. the emphasis being placed more and give him for the remaining two years find protection against hard wear more upon doing skillfully, and The best bet is the one you don't of his term. built into the Studebaker Special-Six thoughtfully, and with interest, those take. The new price, $12 75, is the lowest for and this quality of construction is just principal jobs that comprise the various which the Special-Six Touring Car ever The best thing about a picnic,is, as exacting down uhdfer the surface as enterprises of the community in WELL, DID YOU sold—and thequality is better than ever. THEATRE getting home ftom it. order to make a successful and intelligent it is where you can see every detail. I EVER?— I Price does not always determine farmer second, that it furnishes Without the family jug, there are The skillful workmanship and the value, but in the case of Studebaker it an opportunity for a high not so many family jars. $ fine materials of these hidden values establishes the finest values in the market. school program of education which Well, Did You Ever? THURSDAY and FRIDAYGLORIA are largely responsible for its long-lived The name Studebaker on your car The alarm clock knows that many utilizes in the instruction the individual Dear Sir: SWANSON and dependable service. insures satisfaction. are called—and but few get up! experiences of the pupils and RUDOLPH VANENTINO I am sending a verse which you in third, it supplants certain formal subjects Two important elements that make Come in or phone and let us give you may publish if you think it is worth When the Fool Killer sees a man "Beyond the Rocks" of little or no value unless used the Special notable for fine performance it. a demonstration in the Special-Six. worrying he goes on a vacation. for the, specific purposes for which and comparative freedom from Drive it yourself. A ride will help you Blessings on thee, little Dame, Romance, luxun', beautiful their values are supported. gowns! Glorious Gloria Swanson, When, they get the itch to write repair, are the four-bearing crankshaft make up your mind. In public confidence Bareback girl with knees the same supported by the dashing From the point of view of method, you are sure to hear the pen scratch. and the seven-inch frame with its five With thy turned down silken hose 'and respect, the name Studebaker Rudolph Valentino in a romance the organization of these several And thy short transparent clothes, cross-members and sub-frame support­ stands higher than ever. by the author of "Three Weeks" As the grass remarked as the courses most nearly represents a typical With thy red lips reddened more and horse went over it, "He just grazed Pathe News learning situation, since it gives Rain-proof, one-piece windshield cowtlights: eowi ventilator! massive Smeared with lipstick from the me!" head lamps tonneaa light with lone extension cord windshield wiper the fullest opportunity for the expression store, eight-day clock thief-proof transmission lock toot compartment in left SATURDAY— af initiative and judgment in front door outside and inside door handles. With thy make-up on thy face The soda fountain man is the only DOROTHY DALTON the tasks which have the strongest And thy bobbed hair's jaunty .gri in business wh£ likes to "charge One in b. /actotios MODELS AND PRICES—/, o. appeals, and where his ability to I From my heart shout with joy, "The Crimson Wp-" LIQHT-SIX achieve is unhampered by formal lessons I SPECIAL-SIX BIO-SIX Glad that was born a boy 5-Paaa., 112'W. B. lir W. B. 5-Pasa., 136' w. b. jfchMenge" The fisherman may not be a good r-r«ii., which fall of his eyperi^pce. outside —W. S. BI 40 H. P. 50 H. P. tOH.P. •er^Tbut he drops a line now and Furthermore, the utilization of Touring 975 There! are ahundred thrills in Touring $12f5 Touring (1630 Roadutcr,(3-Pmn.) 975 -thin. the community resources in instruction Roadster, (2-Pasa.) 1250 Speedster (4-Pass.) 1789 this stirring tale of the Golden CoupeRoadatei "Are you getting childish?" inquires Roadster. (4-PaM.) Coupe. (4-Pass.) 2275 1275 furnishes the best possible setting West. .Come and ieel its mighty (2-Paw.) ,1325 Coupe. (4-Pass.)—1«75? Sedan 2475 The iaziest place we have heard of a card pest-marked Adam.,, Sedan 1S50 8edan 20M sweep and appeal! Sedaa (Bparfal) MM for the organization of experience is tone ^here not even the water "Safe in the Safe" i3$iich was loef-.vved by the Sport'ng Cord Tirm Standard Equipment and its application to the probems works. of The News. Attached to it of life. ?A Sunshine Comedy Martin & Schroeder wSS the fo. ir,^lipping from Mo^^^an .. crank may th days News "With one win pup SUNDAYEE!® TO EVERY YOUNG MAN. KaveJai his reputation by start- away, the Austin Packers were a£ter DANIELS and "The most interesting and important Austin and Grand Meadow irig thfn 3 JA£KiHOLT the s?ccod this afternoon. A thing in the world for you is to double win from the league liadess* have inspectors to •work out your own individual life. "North of today will pretty well tell the ta'** its the errors of their show th| merj You must build it from the tflace the Rio^ Clxitftde" as to who will win the champitMslrfifP i.yreigl^l where you stand and with the materials ^series later." Shucks! We thot th&«was in your hands. Nobody ejse A picture that1'is 'full of romance a pretty obvious result. But the and action with beautia ever stood in your particular place or Fish With Shovel. r- tiB Up ful backgrounds, i: Packers didn't win, did they?. Did you ever hear of the lung-fish ever will stand in one identical nobody "Pa and Ma" I which breathes only air and burlei j* ever has or can possess the Itself for months until the earth Is Looks as if t£e way to make 'em Sennett Cbmedy same materials. You alone can fuse dry and sandy overhead? This fish Is all happy is to give everyone the other the elements. Hold your place, do MON., TUES., WED.— dug with a pick and shovel in places and fellow's job. not try to shift into the place that D. W. where there has been no water for Griffith's, Masterpiece another occupies. Keep your eye on eighteen months and whose location "ORPHANS OF Don't fuss because your neighbor •what you have to work with, not on is known by a small hole the fish THE STORM" leaves to breathe through. They grow what somebody else has. The untijnate gets his joy in a way different from up to three feet long and store fat on result, the originality, flavor, your own.( If a man can be happy TWICE DAILY their tails for keeping them through Matinee 2:30—Evening 8*: 15 distinction, usefulness of your life, playing dominoes or collecting tobacco the long dry seasons. There is a certain depend on the care, the reverence, tags, or reading Sitting Bull in the eel that does likewise. These two N Hear the Augmented origin#!, let him go to it. He might and the intelligence with which you A Park Orchestra are in the Chaco country, a district of not be at all happy studying the Sunday Daily at 2:30 work up and out from where you are Matinee 250,000 square miles on the borders of IS I S S E A E E A Two Evening Shows -Christian school lesson, or splitting cordwood, and -frith what you have Bolivia, Paraguay and Argentine.— 7:30 and S :00 as you do. Adventure Magazine. Herald. ft**, mum mmSmm