"Hfi j.?' Page Four COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Thursday, Aug, 24,1922. Mower County News been down below Otranto fishing for Nutriment fn Cottage Cheese. 1 a few days, returned home yesterday. Clergymen Live Long. pound of cottage supplies "The County Paper" A cheese Variations in Weight. Statistics show that more than 40 $ Did You Ever Stop to Think— protein requirements for the average The normal variations in weight Published every Monday and Thursday, Despite the unusual precautions to per' cent of the clergy live be adult for one day unless he Is employed may be greatly affected in different at Austin. Minnesota. septuagenarians. taken, recently a bicycle collision with at hard labor. ways. Some men lose six pounds or ROE AND GANNON, Publishers. THAT, a moving, active spirit in everything that promotes the three in the mix-up occurred-on Main seven pounds during a Turkish bath, CA&L L. WEICHT, City Editor. best interests of your city, makes BETTER BUSINESS. A spigit much while others galn nearly ^s in Mower County News Market Interesting store news will be street last night.' No one was seriously better business" for every one and the best in the world for your time by deep of Place is the place to list anything an equally short drinking. found on every page of The News in injured. Northwestern Advertising RepmeB* you may nave to dispose of. -pity, is what you want. this issue. Shop here first. tatives: Minnesota Select List, 215 THAT many farmers will buy new farms this year. Buying a farm DETTLOFF CON- South Sixth Street, Minneapolis 709 Exchange Bank, St. PauL that is to be his home and place of business is one of the most important DON'T FAIL steps in the farmer's life. What are you going to let the SUBSCRIPTION RATES seeker of a new farm home know of ftke many advantages of farming Per ^ear, in advance ........ in your section .$1.25 Six Months ..... Sinmfr3opies .Foreign THAT the citizens of your city as a whole, should, right ndw, help subscriptions, per year. 3.51 your newspapers in putting over a CIRCULATION BOOSTERS' (Continued from page 1.) CAMPAIGN. Your newspapers should go into the homes of every changed and I care*for nothing except Entered as Secoiu$ Class M&tter at family in your county and every home in jyour trade territory. to get away from my fellows to TO SEE the Post office at" Austin, Minn., under the aet of March 3, 1879. Your newspapers are the driving force that pushes your city forward. expiate my sin in the sight c* my Take it from me, nothing is too good for them. The newspapers God. So help me God— THE ESTATE Help thee thy brother's boat across, of your city sacrifice more and spend more to build your "This is of my own free will and And lo! thine own has reached the accord." city than any other business firms. They are boosting you all the iihore. while. Turn around and boost them awhile. I assure you, you will "Signed, A. F. Dettloff." HEATROLA —Hindu Proverb. find it exceedingly pleasant and an easy thing to do. Your newspapers The Old Nantucketer* always think "MY CITY FIRST" and that isn't att, they Aunt Ada's Aixoms—Housekeeping" jfhe he alone resides ^Nantucketer, LIVE UP TO IT. Do you think of your city first? THINK IT and There is riots on the sea. should be done more easily so as to OVER. his his home there lies business, leave more time, strength and spirit (E. R. Waite, Shawnee Board of Commerce) not interrupt which a Noah's flood would for home making. all the though it overwhelmed millions of China. He lives on the In the first twelve days of 1922,/ sea, as prairie cocks in the prairie 103 persons in the United States died he hides among the waves, he climbs THE MAIL ORDER HOUSES of liquor poisonii!£. It would appear them hs chamois hunters climb the that even in January moonshine is (Thief River Falls Tribune) Alps. For years he knows not the nothing like molasses. Did you ever notice that when the i1: at land so that when he comes to last, it smells like another world, more need arises for charity in a small Cheer up, everyt^dy! We can stand strangely than the moon would to an town, the merchants are those who Englishman. With the landless gull, the Packing Plant atmosphere. Think receive the very first appeal for her is that at sunset folds wings and Well Said! our poor brothers in London. Every aid? And as a rule no deserving at rocked to sleep between billows so It behooves the people of America year 300 tons of soot falls on charity is ever turned down by local out of nightfall, the Nantucketer, to get down on their knees and pray every square mile of the English city. business men. Neighbors stand together sight of his sails, and lays land, t'urls Almighty God to protect them from, to render aid and comfort to him to under his very his rest, while "Jazz music will not be permitted the mad radicalsm of the ultra-conservative—and of walruses and pillow rush herds deserving ones in distress, and it is" in public parks of Toronto. Community having poured out whales.—Herman Melville. this trait that makps the community singing will take its place." their hearts before the Throne of spirit. But listen: What happens AT THE At last! Our hats are off to Toronto, Grace to get on their feet and kick when the big mail order houses mmjrwm but we do wish that it had been an the everlasting stuffings out of a lot Mower County Fair are appealed to for relief of suffering American city that had taken such a of cheap politicians, who would not ones in the rural communities step to eradicate this pest. wh'ch have sent many thousands of hesitate to sell the Soul of the NadolJars T0mE5!CK ROOfM to the mail order concerns'j^on ^or of political pottage, a mess Light was the first thing in the ,i, I'll ML) tills. They have found out just what Minneota Mascot. world, and from its antique appearance happens in such instance in Slope You Get the Records for it from Your Coal the present street lighting- system Nobody Like This, Here. county, D. The Red Cross chapter N. was the first thing in Austin. A When you are ill go for a doctor of that county wrote to two of the few people like darkness but the majority on the run. When you break a leg Dealer instead of from the Music Store greatest mail order houses in the like to be in the light. If Austin country for aid for destitute 'you want a surgeon. When you dam- families cannot have a decent street lighting of that community. Do you imagine age your Ford you run to the ten cent system it is about time that the' the mail order houses made a store and get a new part. When you DECKER BROS ChiropracticaNmm. citizens of glad) this city knew the rea- I response—came across with want good printing you* run around money* son why. HAVE FORMED clothing, groceries, etc., accompanied town seeing which fool printer will A JTRQMG CO-PARTNERSHIP by a letter of cheerful sympathy? ,*o it the cheapest and you buy of the Up at Hibbing nearly twenty millions lowest one regardless of results. If THEY DEAL IN HEALTH They did not. One of the houses donated of dollars was spent to move the there is a print shop in a bedroom a cheap suit^of clothes and the a a re to re town from the 40,000,000 tons of iron you hunt for that because its over RELIABLE HARDWARE other refused to extend aid. That's I mankind valuable and ore it had locked up. But Hibbing is head expense is lighter and the printer one reason why the mail order houses efficient service, through an exception. Most towns don't have promises to divide his savings with and pay dividends on their stock—they natural, lo£ic&l to move to uncover their resources. you.—Iowa Printing Co. common sense methods. keep every dollar sent in, while the All they need to do is to wake up and THE CHIROPRACTOR country merchant must respond to realize the good things that lie on •*. .J. .t. .t. «.•. *+.. .J many calls for aid.—Alexandria (S. Aft Editor's Invoice. the path of community spirit, fellowship, removes the jrritatincf D.) Herald. An editor once kept track of his and co-operation. cause of dis»ase,tumingthe No fault can be found- with the profits and losses during the year, case over to nature, thus mail-order houses because they refuse and gives an invoice of his business Those who expect to be law-abiding ASSURING ASSISTANCE. aid to individual requests all over the diary at the end of twelve months of citizens have no cause to fear A REAL FAIR SALE INVESTIGATE! country. Such practice would soon ups and downs in the following manner from the establishment of a state constabulary. DR. R. L. NELSON lead to bankruptcy. Anyway, they We are spending millions ar° too much occupied with building Been broke 361 times. of dollars in the improvement of our enormous plants and country homes CHIROPRACTOR Praised by the public 89 times. highway system, and we are entitled for their stockholders to consider the Told lies 720 times. to their pse and enjoyment without LEWIS fcUILDING claims of their customers in the rural Missed prayer meeting 52 times. being subject to the dangers that at AUSTIN, MINN. communities, It might be stated in Been roasted 431 times. present confront every one who travels ON passing that the mail order houses are Roasted others 52 times. on them.—Buhl Advertiser. Office Telephone Dial 2277 successful mainly because they. sell Washed office towl 3 timefe. It is becoming increasingly apparent Dial 7122 Residence Guaranteed cheap goods at high prices, which Missed meals 0.' that something should be done to (they are enabled to do by a system PARK Mistaken for preacher 11 times. cope with the growing crime wave in o£ unscrupulous advertising, knowing Mistaken for a capitalist 0. this state. A constabulary system they have no competition in the country. Got whipped 8 times. no doubt has many defects, but it They advertisa continually and Whipped others 0. TIRES AND TUBES certainly is the best solution that has intelligently. The Tribune could carry Cash on hand at beginning $1.47. befti suggested. THEATRE pages of it every we k, and so could Cash on hand at ending 15c.—Mil- every newspaper in .Minnesota, for the ton (N. D.) Globe Reports from Russia indicate that mail order houses never pass up an the grain crops are good and promise opportunity to advertise, but the I Thursday and Friday— •I- to yield sufficiently to feed that country, Special During Fair Only newspapers prefer to advertise merchandise if properly distributed. This in 25 YEARS AGO CONSTANCE TALMADGE which has the backing of spite of the fact that during the year in honest dealers. If yea have ever visited of famine a larger portion of the "Polly of the Follies" the salesrooms of a mail order working cattle and other stock must house and studied their methods you Cord The following items of interest Fabric Tubes have been eaten and the energies of A comedy drama that is full will understand the reluctance of respectable are from the files of the Austin the population greatly impaired by of pep. newspapers to carry their Daily Register for the week ending, 30X3 $ 7.99 under-nourishment.—• Dearborn Inde­ $1.49 advertising. August 22, 1897. and pendent. Pathe News This statement is jus- another demonstration 30X31-2 9.99 1.99 $14.99 The managers of the Mower County of the importance of normal One of the Mysteries. Agripiiltural society are making all conditions and an early return to Why is it. that a barber always preparations for the coming county 32X31-2 13.99 19.99 2.49 them in the industries we are pleased seems to take a particular delight in Saturday— fair. Many special premiums are offered, brushing a man's liair the way he to call 'basic.' What would our owtf DUSTIN FARNUM doesn't like it?—Philadelphia Inquirer. which in addition to the regular country amount^to, for instance, were *5* ... 31X4 14.99 2.79 premiums will be a great inducement .3 it not for the fertile farms that make I "Oathhound" to exhibitors. Let all turn out Tame Youngster. up an industry that is th.o most "basic Neddy visited a neighbor who had a and make the coming fair a succes. 32X4 16.99 21.99 299 pf them all? ---i A wonderful story of Sea Life baby. The infant clasped *l£dd£'5 •. and forefinger with bis tiny hand 2nd J. L. Mitchell and wife and Mrs. 33X4 23.99 18.99 3.09 Neddy said solemnly to his nurse THE GOSPEL OF WORK. Davison are visiting at Carrington, I "Splitting Hairs" "That baby's just as tame." N. D. They will return in about a "(Charles Elliot) Sunshine Comedy 25.99 Every working man who is worth week. 34X4 20.99 3.29 his salt (I care not whether works Little Kenneth Daigneau returned 5! Sunday— with his hands and brains, or with his 30.99 23.99 3.49 A WIDER SERVICE/ 32X41-2 home Saturday after several days' brains, or with his brains alone) takes In availing itself of every opportunity SINCLAIR LEWIS vis^t at Adams. satisfaction, first, in the working, to increase its service Presents^, .4 secondly, in the product of his work, Croquet seems to be very popular to the people of Mower and thirdly, in what that product among Austin's young people. The £ounty, The- Mower County yields to him. The carpenter who Arlington grounds was the scene, tKe ftfews is making a special subscription And takes no" pleasure in the mantel he other d*y» of a, I Yeyy ,i$pi? ited content offer to every person All Casings Non-Skid: AN EDUCATIONAL. COMEDY has made, the farm laborer who does between Mi'ks Grertie Sommerhougie in .Mower county. toot care for the crops he has cultivated, 'and Mr. Lawrence Parker. They This subscription offer is made Monday and Tiresday—• the weaver who 'takes no pride played some 25 games Miss Sommerhouse', only during the four days of in the cloth he has woven, the enginr winning 15 of them, was der the Mowfir county fair, August i^EORG® eer who takes no interest in the working clared champion of the city. 22, 23, 24, .25. .. of the engine he ^directs, is a If you are a resident of Mower «l County Attorney Catherwood returned monstrosity. FORMER AUTO SALES CO. county and are interested in The Oriental, hot-climate figment from McGregor this mornings Ruling Psission" the type of news, advertising,1 Austin, Minn. that labor is a curse is contradicted One Block East of Standard Oil Station. and community service that D. E. and E. Torgrimson, of Grand the experience of all the progressive by The News renders, you should Meadow were registered at the Ailifigtqn nations. The Teutonic stock., not fail to avail yourself of this Hear the Augmented today. owes everything that is great and inspiring opportunity4to seciire,. a year's Park Orchestra in its delstiny to its faculty of J. Simmons went to Dexter last -p. subscription for nearly half fl li* Matjnee Daily at_S£j$0 tovercoming difficulties by hard work. evening, returning this morning. price. '4'i Two Evening Shews// It is not the drawdlers and triflers See our advertisement on A' 7:30 and 9 :0#f ffrtto Martin, Dr. Ousley, Peter who jfind life worth living #it is the page 2 for full particulars.^' Clark ^and Max Erdman, who have steac/y, strenuous^ robust workers. SI