"T m&- *,P0*SU! -m wmc- .f*. ST 1 rfi -.•••'-.. Page Four MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Thursday, Aug. 17,1922. Mower County News WOODROW WILSON IS SILENT. THE SMOKER. something definite to do. This big A KODAK ON THE Weber, Jr.,-a humorous reading by Rice-Throwing East Indian Custom. Whatever the reason, friends of V4yiv x?4 "The County Paper" .r. +Vj souled, high spirited, energetic young Miss Cora May Anderson of the Sam Willet sits and smokes his pipe HIGHWAY The rice came us from custom to Published every Monday and Thursday, Woodrow. Wilson must be gratified woman can be a great, force in any all day. India, and Is very old. Rice is the McPhail School, Minneapolis, two vocal at Austin. Minnesota. over the attitude the former president community if she is only directed staff of life" In that and In many Till Mother says the flies can't see ROE AND GANNON, Publishers. Numbers by Mrs. Giovanetti, and has so far shown toward the Harding aright. This should be the duty of (Copyright—Hadley Hodgson Newspaper other countries, and to throw rice to buzz, CARL L. WEICHT, Qity Editor. administration. One of the disappointing a piano solo by Mrs. Arthur Krebsbach service) every women's club in this wonderful over a newly wedded couple was one Wrapped in his smoke-mist Sam just things about the American United States of ours." of Adams. way of telling them that the thrower Northwestern Advertising Representatites: dreams away. 'r "It is just as important to look hap-* 5 wished them prosperity. democracy is the way we treat our Minnesota Select List, 215 Other memjbsers on the program incited Pickin' his notions free of all their py, as to be happy., South' Sixth Street, Minneapolis public official*:, placing every manner an interesting, description of fuzz 709 Exchange Bulk, St. Paul. of slur under ^the banner of '/free her^iJuropeSn Irip by, Mr*. Henry The photographer makes folks-look IF YOTIR FORD NEEDS REPAIRING He says that sm6kin' frees the mind speech." .'OTnf:'' funnier than the cartoorilsf does. AncTso^Tiea'the'fhoughts ouT leav,in' Mr. Wilson's pen is most caugtib Rv 9 hi® ideas -^J^^BADEORB' if he wills it so. Fortunately, he has The, man who. sings thru 4iis nose More. pigeon-holed, or pared down to ought to be cut off without a scent. ,not seen fit in any of his few utter-* you are assured of GENUINE FORD the rind, /'v Auctioneer ances since leaving the White House! :i PARTS, a Good Job, and Quick And steady—rso's they won't scare If there wasn't a hole in the dough* to in any way criticize his successor. at a sneeze. nut, how hard it would be to hang it Vitriolic attacks upon those in power I reckon maybe that's a fact—for Sam up between meals. Graduate of Jones Auctioneering Service, at has long' been the type of politics PCJAli Sure keeps his thinkin' tame and School of Chicago adhered to by European statesmen. TA. doctor says"Flirting does not reconciled AUSTIN AUTO COMPANY We have no place for that sort of rest the mind." But those who flirt He never lets his thoughts rare up SUBSCRIPTION RATES thing in America. We saw too much have no mind to rest. Office, Austin Feed Barn and slam Per Year, in advance $2.50 it the last administration when the of Six Months^ $1.25 And rave around with passion fierce It's a sad world. When the nights chief magistrate the United States of Single Copies 05 *Dial 7180 and wild are fine for' sleeping, the mornings made the target for every kind Foreign subscriptions, per year.' 3.50 was IJe's got his idees in such fine control personal attack. Every are tough for getting up.' of partisan and Entered as Second Class Matter at Woodpiles can whimper till the American, regardless of party affiliation, the Post office at Austin, Minn., under The worst that can happen in any moss grows on— TYLE decried the methods that the act of March 3, 1879. home is to have twins taking music No sawbuck lures him like a swimmin' were used to discredit President "Vyil- Dr. B. T. Johnson lessons at the same time. hole, One doesn't have'to be a phophet|SOn in the eyes^of this country and His thoughts bloom not in action, DENTIST ERVICE to foresee a prosperous future for the before foreign governments. A whole flock, of frogs will peacefully but in yawn farmer who takes up dairying. A It is right and proper where there share one log.. Why can't folks over Wold Drug Store. GfTics But all is well—Sam's wife don't' regular income that is little affected is disagreement with the policy and ibe nice and frog-like. DIAL 2603 ATISFACT10N smoke' a bit, by specific crop conditions, is proof action of public officials that criticism Her thoughts ain't orderly, and alone of the pudding. Every farm Until he is about twenty-seven should be voiced freely. As an element soJthed and oiled years old, the average man feels terribly in this community should be a strictly of free speech, such right is With pipes—and so she keeps the HOMMEL ELECTRIC is responsible for the world. dairy farm. fundamental. But, it equally clear, fires lit, never the criticisms should reach CO. Folks who fight over how things The dishes washed—the ham and KOBES' CAFE Lyle village authorities are to be where they harass a public official point ought to be done are left in the distance 203 NORTH MAIN STREET cabbage boiled. congratulated for taking the steps or pamper his best efforts, as was for Expert Electrician by the fellows who go out and that will give that village a modern the case with Mr. Wilson during the COUNTY UNISON do them. DIAL 26 79 lighting system on its main street. declining years of his administration. Visitors and travelers passing thru When a freckle-faced boy likes to ENTHUSES CLUBS a town or city often gain their impressions hang around you, you just naturally of the place by the sort of feel that you are some punkins—and COUNTY AGENT COST. W. R. EARL lighting system that is provided. An you are. The cost of the county agent service tip-to-date lighting system, at least FUNUtAL DIRECTOR to counties of the state of Minnesota The idea of the law apparently is V, (Continued from Page One) on Main street, should be next on the Businpc« Residence amounts to less than one-half that it should be as hard to make out Women's clubs are to be found every, Phone $512 Phone 2213 list of Austin city improvements. of a cent an acre on the basis of a total the income tax report as it is to make where, in the cities, villages and crossroads. AUSTIN, MINN. acreage in farms, according to the income. They form a great net-work We are not 'in the law business, Frank Balmer, state leader of county of power for %he good of our country^ "Oh, BtutJy boy! Look which in itself may be a-credit to that Radio doesn't arouse so much opposition what Mother went and put" agents. Very fittingly she quoted the cl profession, but it beats us how consistent into the lunch basket-*^ since we learned that you can J. F. This, he explained, is on the basis whole whopping big package slogan, these lawyer folks are. Take shut it off, if by mistake you plug in of Kellogg's Corn of data obtained from the federal "If any little love of mine Flakes! Buddy, I believe for instance a will contest. Tol do a baritone solo. I can eat just about turice census of 1920 and the Minnesota tax Can make a friend's life sweeter, the matter up right, it is proper to much you do—myt as as tax commissioner's report for 1920 how I love Ktllags's'" If any care of mine It isn't a nice thing to know that cite all conceivable reasons whether and takes into consideration the proportion Can make a friend's care fleeter, Dealer In somebody hates you but the really they conflict or not. In fact, the of taxes paid by towns ,or rural If any strength of mine terrible thing is to know that you deserve more the reasons conflict the better Time to stopeatmg property only. Asserting^hat the COAL, WOOD, Can ease the burden of another, LIME, somebody's hatred. and more valid they apparently aire. jj&ain from* the service jgreatly exceeds God give me love, and care and It looks like a case of "safety fiirst." CEMENT, SEWER PIPE, the cost, he* declares that the strength Considering the weight of Mr. Noah BRICK AND tost per aire of total? land in farms WALL To help my toiling brother." "No question is ever settled until it? Webster's book, it is no disgrace for CORN FLAKES for the total general taxes payable in Prof. Ethel Wold,- Austin, whose PLASTER. is settled right," wrote Ella Wheeler a man not tfo be able to throw the 1921 amounted to $1.32 an acre. Onehalf soul is always on fire for girls, made Wilcox in one of her poems. That dictionary more than three in five. of a cent out of $1.32 an acre an urgent plea for the 'teen-age' girl. thotj while an oft-expressed one, doesn't add very materially to the cost w5nderfallorthewholefam$r She said, "The younger girl is pro characterizes an effective expression. Office 301 East Bridge St. SKIMS of government, .he says.-., vided for thru the Girl Scout and -It never was more pertinent than at "Couaksr agents^as well a*?*theis Camp-lire groups, but what of the the present moment in relation to the Phone: Main 32 ttature rebels against heavy foods la warm weather/ connected with the work -itt'e glad to girl from 17 to 22? No task seems strikes. Neither the rail nor the miner's '"ft Huch illness ixe summer is caused by overtaxing the1" have the value of the service questioned, too big, no ideal too high, ip challenge strike should be settled haphaza/dly Aiatin, Minn. stomach. Change'^fwttr diet—and keep snappy in mind To Mr. and Mrs. H. Rosenbochr for it must be worth more too great for her to undertake. She for to do so would only be opening iff an us 603 OaliE $treet* Wednesday, Aug.. than its cost,. else it is, not worth needs a: leader with a vision to place the way 46 *vastly increased differences maintaining," Mr. Balmer says. "Naturally 16, a daughter. her feet on the right path, to give lier j^ellogg's Corn F&fi&s with cold milk and fresh friii£ in yearsto come. the record of achievement ffii are wonderful f6r th€f )^ot days—£or breakfast, for lunch* each county must answer that question. for supper or for ^snf[cfcs." They digest without taxing^ J. E. Detwiler and Ray Chaffee, GET PMCES on VEAL and pfflCKENS For the state at large it can be tibe stomach and supply the nourishment the body needs. ^Austin's two justices, deserve the 'O quickly proved that the gain from th^ mommmendation of every conscientious For children, for the workers and1 service greatly exceeds the cost." citizen. They are meting out for the aged there is no more delicious, R.H. & SON MEAT MARKET it ^punishment in terms of jail sentences sustaining summer food than Kellogg's 226£»tMaiS&'"-i i'» Ho persons who drive automobiles OWN YOUR OWN. Corn Flakes. it TOASTED while intoxicated, thereby risking (Morris Tribune) Insist upon Kellogg's Corn Flakes in the their own and the life of every one That person prospers most who CORN RED and GREEN package bearing the1signature else on the public highway. A sterner owns his own home. It is easy to of Kellogg, originator of Corn W. K. FLAKES Flakes. None are genuine without it! justice to cope with the crime menace take a pencil and paper and demonstrate 4- AUTO TOP JgSSSB- is rjeeded, and the best place to that it is cheaper to pay rent start is in the justice courts. than it is to pay interest/ taxes, insurance and upkeep of a house of and AUTO PAINTING The electrical system on your car Right thinking people from time one's own, but year after year demonstrates can be repaired right here in Austin. that there is something immemorial have deplored the tendency R. H. GRAY, Proprietor Why go farther? wrong with the "figuring." The confirmed of the voters to replace public CORN TXAICES officials for such reasons as "He has renter remains a renter and Universtiy of Southern Minn. Dial 4128 Austin, Minn. Main St. had the job long enough," or "We seldom accumulates any other property, must break up that capitol gang," or while the man who buys a home PHONE" 6743. Also KELLOGG'S KRUMBLES and KELLOGG'S BRAN. cooU?J and krmtbled and starts paying for it, eventually Bakers of similar asinine wailings. It is doubtful WE HAVE ON HAND if the time will ever come when becomes a freeholder, and with a habit Coupe Seat Covers the public can be convinced that such of thrift acquired, and with the an argument for opposing a candidate stability of a property-owner, he is is false for so-long as the American in a fair way to acquiring the competence very nice to keep dust off clothes. JESTER'S BIG PUBLIC SALE OF DUROCS voter lets someone else think for him which all so much desire. They are washable. such arguments will prevail. Not only does the individual prosper best who is a home-owner, but Price $10.00 on put that city prospers most which is a city GREAT PATHFINDERS AND SENSATIONS CHEERFULNESS. of home-owners. A city of homeowners (Ladies' Home Journal) is more interested in maintaining It's a fine heartening thing, is cheerfulness At the farm, one and one-half miles east of Rose Creek on the good schools, good churches, and do we value it as highly busy factories and industrial and commercial as it deserves There's a flavor about Oakdale Trail. establishments. it, like hot buttered toast on a cold The city of home owners will have day, eaten round afire while people SATURDAY, AUGUST 26 houses to rent—-for the new comen crack jokes. We have pensive friends who will soon become imbued with the and sturdy friends and kind friends spirit of the place and own his own, and sympathetic friends there are thus releasing his rented house to another gently chiding friends and vociferously 37,Sows and Gilts—bred to new-comer. A city cannot grow earnest friends, but how few1 of Peerless Pathfinder and King Sensation unless it has available houses for them are there we would not swap those who have not yet acquired their To Farrow in September for the cheerful, cheering friend. own and for those who from the nature The pensive friends will quote •4 Sows, 9 Yearlings, 24 Fall Gilts. of their occupation are handicapped words of wisdom to us the sturdy in holding their own, but if houses friends will slap us on the back and 3 Fall Boars bred to Sensation King, Royal Pathfinder, dam. 'I'll consult my bank" are available a city is bound to grow vow they'll stand by us thru thick 2 Fall Boars by Pathmarker, Great Sensation, dam. and nothing is more easily demonstrable and thin the kind and sympathetic Tinvesting. than that the growth of various 1 Yearling Boar by Old Pathfinder 181615. folk will let the tears_run down their O-DAY people axe more qjuitious about cities is going to bear a direct cheeks and hold our hands- compassionately. 1 Yearling Boar by Sensation King, Great Wander I Am, dam. -They have learned the wisdom relationship to the number of residences All these things lare good of going to their bank fctr information built. in their way, but the cheery souls who based ou facts concerning any bond or TERMS.—One year on bankable notes at seven per cent. Five make us see the glint of gdld in the stock offering on which they are approached. blackest clouds, those are the people per cent discount for cash. The Dog Problem^'Again. who help us along life's road. They I'he following appeared on the front This bank is always glad to give talk of sunshine and bird song and page of this week's Well Mirror: reliable information regarding EVERYTHING IMMUNE flowers in bloom and gladness they "Notice to Owners of Dogs—All owners||of^ditfj|s different forms of inyestmciU** turn our self-pity into-self-forgetfulness imajgt keep |hm^tied up •j* and our feeble stumblings along while|the^aviit§ is being* la§.^ You LEE T. JESTER, Send for catalog/ Ll~ N 4 the humdrum of workaday into a-, hf ke'queMedrJbo help^in this-lhespect, The First National tSaitk of Austin *S*v.'0 as your dog may considerably mar triumph march. Rose Greek, Minn. They're not always pointing out the the newly laid concrete.—Village fe- Capital ft Surplus f3OO,0OQ.M & bright side they're just living on the Council." Longfellow's "Psalm of ^Resources Over Three Million Dollars §8$ •bright side—and that makes all th^ Life," so to speak.—Albert-Lea Tri- Organised 1M8. difference. (,