Mower County News- Wirth and Tchitcherin at Genoa .stands on his .dignity hasn't much of •U sjis- evolution of Trousers. Randmi|hougM^{ Present-day trousers were evolved': a foothold, f.f*' P»h** "The County ::rtJr from the petticoat, and the petticoat Published every Monday and Tbina* The bandit snakes you put up your was evolved from the shawl. The (Efadley-Hodgson Service Copyright day, at Austin. Minneaota. 1922) early cave man wore the hide off his hands. The cafe man makes you ROE AND GANNON,. Publishers. S-Jr-i-'H shoulders by carrying home fat, juicy hand it over. CARL L. WEICHT, City Editor. If you don't stand up for your antediluvian tid-bits, and so he threw rights you are apt to get left. a skin of an animal about his shoulder Northwestern Advertising Represent If it were not for the lovers, the for protection from the weather tatives: Minnesota Select List, 215 electric light companies could pay South Sixth Street, Minneapolis Yeast may be all right as a food where he had lost fur. This he caught more dividends. 709 Exchange Bank, St. PauL for those whp want to .rise. with his hands and held around his arms, making a sort of temporary SUBSCRIPTION JtATES When an angler and a golf player Those who get most out of life are sleeve. In time he learned that by vl Per Year, in advance $2.50 get into a lying match all other competiton putting a few thorns in the skin he the ones who put most info it. Six Months $1.25 is barred. 'T could fasten it about his arm so as to Single Copies .05 make a kind of tunic sleeve. From Foreign subscriptions, per year. 3.50 Those who are incompetent generally The man who wants to trade an the tunic grew the coat. But at noonday complain much about their "hard Entered as Second Class Matter at encyclopedia for a baby carriage it became so warm that the cave 7 the Post office at Austin, Minn., under man could slip his shawl down around knows that'he will have scant use for the act of March 3, 1879. his waist. He tied the shawl about words any more. Job was a patient man—but he his waist with a reed and thus was never foozled a two-foot put in a born the first petticoat. Eventually The people of the United States close game. he found that by fastening a thorn in will present to Brazil a statue of liberty tj^e middle of the petticoat he could Strange, isn't it, that the lightheaded on the one hundredth anniversary walk more conveniently. And thus folks don't illuminate the of the Republic of Brazil. The were evolved trousers. world? statue is of bronze. Liberty, holding a branch of laurel in her right hand, News advertising brings results. The Monument Dealers' association with her left, supports the flags of is very fond of folks who do a the United States and Brazil interwined lot of worrying, A building on Broad street, Augusta, Spencer Jordan with laurel apd palm. At the The conference at Genoa has not yetvrecovered from the announcement Ga., which was "crated up" for repairs Labor is the divine law of that Russia and Germany had signed a separate treaty. This photograph shows base are figures of George Washington Why doesn't Burbank evolve a after a big |}re had gutted the Chancellor Wirth of Germany (left) chatting with Tchitcherin, chief of the and Abraham Lincoln, representing our existence repose is desertion Funeral Director. fried chicken with the running gear interior recently. Some of the humorists Russian delegation (right) and another delegate. America, and Rio Branco and and suicide.—Mazzini. of a centipede? The Establishment of insisted that the building was Jose Bonifacio, representing Brazil. Service. i"going to be shipped to a place where An Always Tirftely Fable. WE'RE ALL ALIKE. general thing, the man who —Dearborn Independent. jflres don't happen." Reviewing the May eighth J. M. C. contributes,, the following: An hysterical, vain and Silly issue of the Mower County The lazy man came to a tree laden girl in Maine made absurd News, the experts in charge with luscious fruit and threw himself charges against a minister, down In its broad shade. "Why bother of the Department of Newspa known far and wide for his to pick any," he mused. "If I wait it is N a a Hot services1 to the community and long enough It will fall of its own Cool Dresses for Days Printer Journalist, calls The accord, and waiting is such an easy his good works. The girl was News "atigood paper," and go on job." believed, the minister ostracized to point out some of the reasons So the lazy man waited and In due by the 'community to such for their conclusion. What time the fruit fell. He crawled about an extent that he shot and killed pleases The News a whole lot in the grass and picked it "up, only to himself. The girl then confessed more, however, is the inference find that it was so decayed as to be her accusation was these men draw that Austin is" unavailable as food. baseless and the man innocent W' rOR EVERY SOCIAL Moral—The fruit of today is the garbage "evidently a good town judging rHY Not Get Ready whereupon the community—it of tomorrow.—Boston Transcript.' from the representation of merchants Function, you will for the hot, 'T NOW, must be a nice place to live— in the advertising columns." want crisp, sheer,' Organdie, Small talk has generated many big condemns the girl! S a troubles. Swiss, or Tissue If the community would that we know will soon for street and outdoor The Ten Thousand Lakes association REPUBLICAN TICKET condemn itself for intolerance, be here? Buy your cool, plans to undertake a sports, perhaps a scandal-mongering and "Courtesy School" to instruct the total failure of loyalty, it Eadoned by Republican Party comfortable, summer Linen or Ratine, or else police officers of cities and villages Convention would be more to the point. a re in a dresses NO W, while Primary Election in the state in handling the Strange that a minister of the T.. Dress. Then, for afternoons Monday, June 19, 1922 assortments are complete—while tourist traffic expected in Minnesota gospel, with his years of experience, at home, there you can this summer. Why stop could not realize U. S. Senator with the police officials? Most of are so many attractive that those who condemned be sure of getting your FRANK B. KELLOGG them are pretty obliging as it is. him without evidence were housedresses, and pretty, size, in just the color There ought also to be a reform out of their own mouths condemned Governor practical aprons, for and style that is most school for the man on the street that when people 1. A. 0. PREUS early morning wear. becoming- to you. who is too lazy to be civil, except believe evil without proof, it to those who meet his particular Lieutenant Governor is because, under similar circumstances, LOUIS COLLINS favor. they would them selves have been evil!—Faribault QRGANDIE AND SWISS DRESSES, in plain Secretary of State' i* THE POSSIBILITIES Daily News. MIKE HOLM white or in combination with white and there On every hand we are constantly told that business conditions State Auditor Good roads area benefit to both are any number of pretty tints and colors, such as R. P. CHASE are not' oiily bad, but are town and country, they make steadily growing worse. Our selfappointed jade, periwinkle, fuschia, rose, golden rod, tomato, better and happier the lives of ev-ery State Treasurer informants tell us that man, woman, and child they HENRY RINES pink, light blue and navy. Some are trimmed nothing will save this country serve. from the crash that is inevitable with yards and yards of tiny, fluffy ruffles, picoted Attorney General A lot of women try to elevate in this furious ride toward ruiw.i CLIFFORD L. HILTON on both edges wide sashes of the same material their minds by building But occasionally some of the up their heels, notices an exchange. cleverly outline the low waist-line. really great men of the nation*—, R. R. and Warehouse Commission IVAN BOWEN those who can look a little beyond Priced $12.50 to $25.00 the clouds that seem to overshadow Clerk of Supreme Court. the sky—see a ray of light and SOMETHING FOR GRACE F. KAERCHER possibilities of a more prosperous THE®ADIO FANS JJRESSES OF LINEN AND RATINE, also of the tomorrow. POLITICAL And go they tell us to lie low, fine Anderson Ginghams, effectively trimmed and persistently harp on the In its effort to make The News of ADVERTISEMENTS theory that conditions are bad, with plain organdie. Some of the Ratines are greater interest and value to its subscribers, and prophesy blacker days to the Mower County News daintily hand-embroidered in gay sport shades, (Prepared and inserted by M. E. Carmichael, come? No,-decidedly not. On the has seeuped a series of articles on for which regular advertising.rate contrary, they tell us to go out "The Home Radio," by A. Hyatt Verrill. others are trimmed with self-fringe, hemstitching, has been paid.) after business, create it, enliven or contrasting colors. Fine, sheer Tissue I hereby announce as a candidate it, search it out not sit tight and There will be twenty-four articles, for nomination of Sheriff of Mower Ginghams, effectively trimmed with plain white expect Opportunity to use a the second one of the series—"Principles County, Minnesota, subject to theusages sledge hammer to smash in our of the voters, at the Primary of Wireless Transmission"— organdie, add a pleasing note of variety to this doors. election, to be held, on Monday, June appearing today. You will find the 19th, 1922. R. A. CARMICHAEL. assortment of dresses. Witness what Senator Frelinghuysen articles on The News' Home Page, 38-11-p says on this question: page three, of every issue. .$8.00 to $22.50 Priced. "While business conditions (Prepared by and for T. B. O'Halloran, Whether or not you are a full-fledg for which the-regular rates are during the past year have been ed "radio fan" you will be much interested to be paid.) unfavorable owing to causes HOUSE in these practical and easily UNGALOW APRONS follow so closely the lines of DRESSES Of Gingham, Percale,' or Crepe fashioned growing, in a large measure, out I hereby announce myself as a candidate understood articles on "The Home on loose,^comfortable lines—necks becomingly of the war, it is quite certain that for Sheriff of Mower County, the plain, straight line house dress, that we are often Radio, How to Make It. and How to subject to the decision of the voters a pronounced revival, in the near low, sleeves wide and flaring, or finished with in doubt as to whether we should classify them as Use It." at the primaries, June 19. If nominated future, is due. In spite of tax and elected, I promise efficient pretty turn-back cuffs. The low waist-line is emphasized house dresses or just as aprons. They are made of bills, and tariff bills, in spite of and faithful service. The man you call a fool may be.j by a narrow belt with tie ends, or a medium any and every adverse condition, —T. B. O'HALLORAN. the same materials, and many of them are quite as only fooling you. width sash that bows in the back. Simple, practical 42-7-c. such a revival is inevitable. There pretty and becoming—only, the sleeves are shorter dresses that are quite as appropriate for picnics and are times when not even statute and the hems are not so wide. They are cool, shopping expeditions, as for home use. laws or other man-made devices easily ironed, and moderately priced, at $1.00 to $4.00 Prices range from ..,$3.50 to $7.50 can interfere with the development IN of the laws of trade. AND WHITE SKIRTS WHITE "The tide cannot always ebb. The skies cannot always be overcast. BONDAGE The turning point in nature and nature's laws must come White Skirts White Shirt The recessional is followed at last. Waists ::J by the processional. for this season, are of wool "So it is in business. I look for .1- ro Crgpe, Serge, or Flannel of Thousands are held in a rut by chains ot made on. semi-tailored lines, a pronounced boom during the fancy Silk Crepes, in brocaded imaginary bondage. are much in demand this year 1922. I know of nothing that effects, or with stripes can stop it. It is the duty of every season. .Hand-made waists, V: They might save now, but they will not unselfish, patriotic American, or plaid satin also, in plain with roll collar and turnback believe it. desirous of the prosperity of the and fancy Barronette Satins. cuffs hemstitched by nation as a whole, to put" his Some are pleated and They are like the elephant in Central hand, trjmlfied with real lin1, shoulder to the wheel and help others are quite plain, except fillet lace are ,quite pop*lar Park, New York- He was ch&inedso long~ bring about changed conditions in for tailored. pockets also -waists Of fine industrial activity, v. to One spot, that when frgelfeiefused to i*- and belt. There .are. also a Dimity,"Organdie^ or Voile,^ 1 SC 4W- -i "In bringing about this result move. ... number of emarfc sport made with Bromley collars 1 advertising has a leading role to shades in both"'4the silk and id gjpnifs, ft fiSibiried with ,j play." T- If you think you save, Austin -s the woolen skirts. d^oss pie^tm^i National Bank will you that you can. If Dickens wa& right when Priced $9.00 to: J'Wsr'F-, he wrote "No one Useless in $22.50 1 this world who lightens the burden of it to any one else," then the printer anywhere certainly S§ of Austin* Minn. is not useless, for one can .3T- -JSk. DRMlG OODS COM PAN not imagine any other tradesman Member FederafcReserve System. or professional man wli4 MITCHELL, P. D. ^^UUBU^^W. EL fifOPFE, 2 is on the job early and la JiJL. and all the time, as the pri lightening the burdens Um 6Y'.'!r/JV7ir' 1^7 BY h\ V,'1 A'-' IV /-4\ 7 &r. t\ l\ I k\ IY Iv7 AVYI\'7 v3Vu.U3fi.03 ws&mSm VuVs. Vr-T* mmmmm