Mower County News 4 4 Original Idiot's'' Descender! St. John's Evangelical Lutheran. WEDDINGS (Missouri Synod) Corner Kenwood "The County Paper* pvgnue and College street. W. F. Published every Monday and Thursday, ts Denounced by Bishop Milbrath, Pastor. Parsonage, 302 Olsen-Johansen. at Austin. Minnesota.. South First street Telephone 7465. Albert Olsen of Austin and Mrs. ROE AND GANNON, Publishers CARL L. WEICHT, City Editor. Gusta Johansen of Waltham, were First Church Christ Scientists. St. Olaf Lutheran Church. married Tuesday at Owatonna. They 121 West Maple street. Cor. St. Paul and Bridge Streets. "What we Americans need more Northwestern Advertising Representatives: scendent of the Original Idiot." Morning service 10:30 o'clock. Sunday will make their home on a farm near Rev. Henry Noss, Pastor. Minnesota Select List, 215 than anything else is to have someone The. second lineal descendent, the school 11:45 o'clock. Testimony Waltham. South Sixth Street, Minneapolis Morning worship at 10:30. look us squarely in the face and meeting Wednesday night 8:00 Bishop. declared, is the Sectarian Evening services at 8jOQ., 709 Exchange Bank, St. PauL o'clock. tell us .what ihey think of us,*' Bishop Christian, whose faith in his own denomination Lembrich-Klingfus. SUBSCRIPTION RATES Charles Bayard Mitchell declared in and his own church is Christ Episcopal Church. Philip Lembrich of Austin and Methodist Episcopal Church. Per Year, in advance $2.60 an address Monday evening in the Corner St. Paul and Water streets. Corner St. Paul and Maple Streets. Miss Tena Klingfus of Fairbanks, based solely on the principle "I'm Six Months $1-25 G. TenBroeck^ Rector. -:)wHoly Methodist church on the subject, "The Rev. M. G. Shuman, Pastor. Iowa, were married Tuesday morning right and you're wrong." Single Copies *05 4 Sunday School, W. W. Walker, superintendent, SUMMER STYLES Communion 8:00 o'clock a. m. Original Idiot." Foreign subscriptions, per year. 3.50 at ten o'clock at St. John's Lutheran Too Many Churches. 10 a. m. Morning serv* Service and sermon, 10:30 o'clock a. Bishop Mitchell is a dramatic original, in Straws and Panamas show distinctive "I think we have too many different church, Rev. W. F. Milbrath officiating. m. Church school 12:00 o'clock. ice at 11:00 a. m. Epworth League at Entered as Second Class Matter at outlines and among the varied and forceful speaker, who is kinds of churches," the Bishop 6:30 p. m. Evening service at 8:00 the Post office at Austin, Minn., under shapes that are popular, you will able to hold the attention of his audience p. m. First Congregational Church. the act of March 3, 1879. stated. "There are seventeen different Miss Edna Heinish was bridesmaid find several that are more than usually Corner St. Paul and Mill streets. from the beginning of his address and Walter Klingfus, brother of becoming. kinds of Baptists, sixteen different The news twice a week in The Raymond C. Swisher, D. D. Minister. Do not lose faith in humanity Why not get extra wear and save to the end. the bride, acted 3s best man. kinds of Presbyterians, and twenty-two News—less than 5c a week Sunday school at 9:45. there are over ninety million money by sending your old hat to us "The Original Idiot," Bishop Mitchell A four-course wedding dinner was different kinds of Lutherans. Morning worship and service at 11 to be made fresh and smart our people in America ^who by said, was a narrow-minded, selfish, Wf ought to get together in families o'clock. ,v. served to the immediate friends and POLITICAL work in never played you a single unpatriotic Greek citizen, abhorred at least. I do not entirely believe relatives at the home of Mrs. B. Capretz, Hat Cleaning and Blocking? nasty trick.—Elbert Hubbard. First Baptist Church. ADVERTISEMENT and denounced by a nation that we can get together in a .union 313 East Mill street. Corner Oakland avenue and St. ROYAL SHOE SHINE that produced in its prime more great of churches, but I am firmly of the After a short wedding trip Mr. and May 19 to 26 is "Boys' Paul street. Rev. J. McFarlane, minds than all of the rest of the Prepared and inserted by M. E. Carmichael, Mrs. Lembrich will be at home at opinion that there is opportunity for Pastor. &HATPARLOR Week." There is a life-time for which regular advertising world combined. a great unity of spirit and co-operation 202 East Mill street. Mbrning service at 10:30 o'clock. of service ahead of every boy, rate has been paid.) First Idiot's Descendents. Sunday school at 12:00 o'clock. 413 North Main Street, altho there may«not be a possibility but he needs to get the right It was not so much the "Original News advertising brings results. AUSTIN, MINN. of an organic unit. I hereby announce as a candidate start. He needs an "Apprenticeship Idiot" that the speaker concerned St. Augustines Catholic Church. for nomination of Sheriff of Mower "Even if I could, I don't krjow if I to Life," as Dr. C. A. Corner Kenwood avenue and Water County, Minnesota, subject to the himself with as it was what he termed should put all the churches together. street. Rev. E. H. Devlin, Priest. Prossei* calls it, that will enable usages of the voters at the Primary "the lineal descendents of the Original There are five fundamental principles Mass 8:00 o'clock and 10:30 o'clock WHAT MAKES YOU election, to be held on Monday, June him to live his life to its Idiot. First," he said, "there upon which all Christians, Protestant a. m. Evening service 7:30 o'clock p. 19th, 1922. R. A. CARMICHAEL. fullest possible achievement. is the good, kind, domestic man, who m. 38-11-p or Catholic, stand. We differ What are you, as an individual, THINK YOU ARE never goes out at night. He is always only in non-essenitals. doing to help some boy get in two places: by day where he works, Sects Emphasize Non-Essentials. aright start in the business of at night where he roosts. He is and GETTING ANYWHERE? "We could get along without these Square Deal Grocery living? _____ the kind of a man who at the end of many little, struggling sects. We a day's work never asks himself, have too many of them. All sectarianism "All sectarianism is a question 'What contribution have I this day of misplaced emphasis is a question of misplaced made to the community in which I emphasis putting the accent on the Just as surely as you buy here putting the accent on the nonessential," live?' He a very good, kind, domestic non-essential." Bishop Mitchell declared man, but he's a lineal de- The third lineal descendent of the you profit. A few of our prices: in his address Monday Some folks have a vague idea that they night. He was exactly right. "Original Idiot" is the "Small American" are making quite a success of themselves How can we expect the so-called the anti-imperialist, the man THE CAULDRON Wantmore FJour—guaranteed—49 lb. sack $2.25 because they have managed to keep out of "non-believer" ever to come who is thinking only of himself, P. & G. Soap—10 bars 45 to the worship of God, when Bishop Mitchell said. jail and out of the poorhouse. Silly I isn't Lewis Lye, per can 12 there is so much difference of He made a striking appeal for it? But, how true. Arm & Hammer Soda, per box 07 opinion as to the proper method America to throw off its prejudices HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. Yeast Foam, per package 08 of proceeding toward that against the so-called entangling alliances, The News welcomes, invites, and Don't be a molly-coddle, brace up and be Toothpicks, per box 04 and offered a scathing indictment end? ______ urges its readers to use this column Sal Soda, per box 09 a man. The first step is to start a savings of the man who wanted to to express opinions on subjects of Best Krispy Crackers, per lb 14 "Ownership of two or more account at this bank and save regularly— give Independence to the Philippines timely interest to Austin and Mower dogs is a 'luxury' in Germany Tomatoes,, per can 12 merely to get rid of them, who tried NOW IS THE TIME. county. There may be things you and heavy taxes are imposed Red Marrow Beans, per can 09 to prevent the United States from don't like or there may be things under anew schedule." Corn, per can 09 THE AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK entering the Spanish war to help the that you' commend very highly. This Here's a good idea for Alderman down-trodden peoples of the Spanish column is open to you to express WE PAY CASH FOR EGGS Burns to incorporate islands. He urged that the League your opinion about the things that in his anti-non-licensed dogs of Austin, Minn. of Nations or an association of nations are going on in our community. campaign. Incidentally, it WE WILL HAVE A COFFEE DEMONSTRATION HERE ALL was not an, entangling alliance Member Federal Reserve System. The fundamental function of the might provide for some unexpected for its ideal was world peace, a goal newspapers is not nearly so much DAY SATURDAY. COME IN AND HAVE revenue for the city of that America might well support. J. L. MITCHELL, P. D. BEAULIEU, W. E. HOPFE, "the molding of public opinion" as it A CUP OF COFFEE Austin if City Recorder Smith's Lives Neieds Relationships. Cashier President Vice President is the accurate indexing of the trend estimate of "10,000 dogs on "Just as no man liveth unto himself of public opinion and interest in the some streets" is correct. no nation liveth unto itself," he community which that newspaper said. "Wealth is under bond to poverty, seeks to serve. A good newspaper is It begins to look as tho good is under bond to badness, primarily for service. The Mower Mower county voters are go wisdom is under bond to ignorance. County News is trying to be a good ing to go thru some sleepless God grant that the United States, SPECIAL PRICES ON WOOLEN SKIRTINGS newspaper. And we want to serve nights trying to figure out who may wake up from its sleep. you. to vote for at the primary election. "A nation is much like a man. The While we want expression on any Nominations should not value of a life depends upon its relationships. and all subjects, we are going to be permitted to go on endlessly. Hook yourself up with give our readers a chance to reply to Politics is a great game, something outside of yourself, something YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN PRETTIER SKIRTING MATERIALS. one specific one each week. For the but it certainly is torture for a bigger than yourself, and you next week, both the Monday and the man to have to decide among There are such pleasing color combinations, in stripes will take on something of the greatness Thursday issue we are asking you, half a dozen good fellows who of that bigger thing." and plaids of just the proper width and size, to box-pleat into a "What is the matter with Austin?" are trying for office. And smart sport skirt, to the very best advantage. The Austin Button If you think Austin is alright, why what, in heaven's name, are Naughty Grandpa. not say so in this column and let the the women going to do? It Co. will pleat them for you, in box or knife pleats, at very reasonable several George had been reprimanded rest of us in on the secret. If you may be a case of whose name wearing times for creeping and prices. have a different opinion we want to is on the top of the largest he holes in his stockings. So when know that and perhaps some means number of ballots. his saw his grandmother darning can be devised for making the change MAKE YOUR OWN SPORT SKIRTS Zir a severe grandfather's socks, he said in that you are anxious about. BUSINESS MANAGEMENT. creepins?" tone, "Grandpa, have you been —The Editor. Cities everywhere thruout now, at these special prices. You will only need twice the length of your skirt, allowing the United States are turning three inches for hem you can take off a strip on the side, for belt. Sew up to the city manager plan as the HIRSH SPECIAL one seam, and hem—then have it ''pleated—any one who can use a needle, can most efficient scheme of municipal easily do the rest. government. The city manager plan is applicable to all cities ranging STRICTLY ALL-WOOL SKIRTINGS- FANCY STRIPES AND PLAIDS IN from .those of 600 inhabitants to cities of 800,000 and larger. «KIRTlMf« $3-50 that have soid a11 season at Boosters for the movement tell the only kind that it pays to make up for part cotton Spring Suits us that there are more than per yard—54 to 56 inches wide, in material will not hold the pleats, neither will it hold 250 cities already using it, and bright sport shades or in the more subdued colors, its color—that's why we sell only the all-wool materials. only two cities since 1908 have combined with navy or black, in stripes or plaids— Six or eight patterns to select from, in plaids voted to return to the old mayor-council $2.65 PER YARD Special Price, only and stripes, that sell regularly at $3.00 per yard— plan. Of the three schemes of city Special Price, only $2.25 PER YARD government—the mayor-council, MAKE YOUR OWN TWEED KNICK- $25 $30 the city commission, and $5.00 VALUES IN FANCY PLAIDS the city manager plans—the latter has proved itself, in ripri We have two patterns in the same kind of allfjliu* places where it has been tried, A\FF| anc* some that sold for more— wool Tweeds that the Tweed Knicker Suits to be the most efficient and 01 fill ILlJj brilliant colors and light are made of. Buy a Butterick Pattern, with the Deltor, businesslike of all of them. sliades pleasingly combined with plain stripes, or It eliminates entirely the which will tell you just how to lay the pattern on cross-plaids, of navy, black or brown. Strictly all-wool, petty politics that are sometimes the material and how to put the garment together. or silk and wool materials, 56 inches wide. played in cities having This Tweed sold at $3.25 per yard, comes 54 inches the mayor council plan and it $2.45 PER YARD Special Price, only $3.75 PER YARD wide. Special Price, only avoids the weakness of the commission plan because it centralizes the authority rather Hirsh Special Suits offer the greatest ALL DARK HATS REDUCED V3' than intermingling the legislative dollar for dollar value you will find and executive functions THIS is an opportune time to buy a dark sailor, or tailored hat, as the commission plan anywhere. 7 does. for general wear or a close-fitting hat for auto trips, or traveling. Fundamentally, the city We have a splendid assortment for you to choose from, Sport Clothes and 2- and 3-button suits manager system is based on the same principle as that used right now—but they will go quickly, as all dark hats are included in the new brown and tan checks, in successful businesses. in sale..LESS ONE-THIRD There is a small council, corresponding grays, and blues. A great selection of to the board of directors. smart clothes for young men and men. The board of directors SPpto H4TS and DRESSY MID-SUMMER HATS that have hires the city manager, the,q|siirictive mark of style and the approval of fashion are just as the board of directors ilbed for your choosing—^models that will suit every of any business elects the manager of that business. The ftc*. styles that will please the most fastidious, and voters are the "stockholders." prices that are surprisingly reasonable. Sailors It is clearly based on a sound business arrangement. And it brings into city government, West Dry Goods Company the trained executive, tbe man who by experience and training is fitted to manage and direct the business affairs of the municipality ,'4v 'lV '*rYIy fcVy.lr Sv /i he seeks to serve. .....— lY fc\ i\ •-1: K.4'ft*. -15? 7