*Rr ItyF* lf .r€^p*-s y»7vfryi,.t„yK.-e.r* ,. ,"?l.v':W'5 'hi' \^"'. Page Two MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Monday, April 24, 1922. ECLIPSE ECHOES FREEFARESOPPOSED OLD CREAMERY, WHO MAKES THE PROPOSAL? Poland's White House Well Guarded DEXTER, BURNED FOR STOCKMEN According to Smoking Room Authority, SATURDAY Weekly Shavings. It i« the Woman Who Generally Edited by Volume 418. April 24, 1922. Suggests Marriage. Splinters. Dexter, April 24.—The old creamery Law Favoring Shippers The contented somnolence of the LESS WORK MORE building owned by Mr. Karon, was build a home, others can take an after-dinner group around the smoking Attacked by Sioux PLEASURE abandoned barn and out of it make completely destroyed by fire early on room fire was disturbed by the an attractive home. Even when it is City Body. Saturday morning. "The work in the kitchen must be noisy dropping of a magazine. out of the question to hire an architect finished." Your wife has been denied silly love story, all sentimental Mr. and Mrs. Mack Bird and the "A it is possible thru our building many pleasures for that reason. speeches," explained the reader. Misses Margaret Mclnery and Dolores Efforts of the Sioux City Livestock service to find a home to suit the Convenience will make both your wife purse, without any obligation on your "Seems very unreal to me. But I Murphy motored to Austin Thursday Exchange to nullify the Minnesota and home happier. Supply her with part. suppose I can't judge of these things. evening. statue requiring railroads to grant those things which will save her hundreds No man knows, for instance, how another of useless steps each day. The Mrs. Bert Conway and her mother round trip transportation to shippers proposes." right kind of kitchen cabinets, drain Mrs. Micol, went to Cedar Falls, Iowa, of single cars of livestock, are being "Men never do propose," growled Mi board and convenient cupboards will UNCLE SAM if mm on Thursday for a few days' visit vigorously opposed by the Minnesota do away with useless kitchen drudgery. the misogynist sprawling In the roomiest —II18! discovered thru the selective draft,, with the former's sister, Mrs. William Railroad and Warehouse Commission. She will have more time for of the armchairs. "Ninety-nine recreatiQn. that from 7 to 20 per cent more country At a hearing conducted in Sioux women out of a hundred take the proposal Hall. boys than city boys are physically Let us tell you how to "build in" for granted, and I'm ready to bet G. W. King, Sr., was an Austin caller City by the Interstate Commerce defective or in need of medical attention. these improvements to the best advantage that not one of you proposed to your Commission, railroads which are complying between trains Saturday. and at a moderate expenditure. wife." Asa Chase was having dental work with the Minnesota law and There was a brief silence as each This fact is in direct contradiction done in Brownsdale on Rriday. giving return fares to the small shippers Remember convenience in your to the generally accepted belief that man musingly turned the dim pages home means less work, fewer steps, of stock were accused of discriminating the lads from the farm are physically Oscar Kieren motored from Rochester of his memory. Then one man laughed more pleasure. superior to their city brothers. The against Sioux City and in Thursday and spent the day with and said: "Now, when I think of it We'll be glad to help you make country school house gets much {"I Z"** favor of St. Paul. Sioux City roads you are quite right in my case. I his brother, L. P. KGieren. your home convenient. •••A blame for this condition, but a great didn't propose to Alice. She was one grant return trips only to shippers of Miss Marie Rettig, county nurse, deal of it is also due to the living ]L A'- of a large, lively family, and all the ...y..-.- ---..1 two or more carloads of stock. quarters and especially the sleeping has been visiting our schools. Several Own a bit of ground and thereon brothers and sisters were my friends. quarters in the farm house. Commissioner Ivan Bowen, who appeared of the children have ringworm. build a home of your own, no matter Here is a view of the "White House" in Warsaw—the residence of Marshal Gradually it happened that Alice was for Minnesota argued that how humble. is Pilsudski, chief of state. Note the armed guard at the gates, which Joseph Kieren returned to his home Continued next week don't miss my partner at golf or tennis more often Some men with millions cannot Siuox City, instead of seeking to deprive reabing it. maintained at all times due to t' revolutionary radicals in that country. at New Hampton, Iowa, last Friday, than any of her sisters. When I announced the St. Paul shippers of their after spending a few days with Dexter that I had been made junior privilege which they had obtained partner in my firm, Alice's mother relatives. kissed me and said: 'I'm so glad, only after a hard fight, should insist L. E. Durnham and family from fA J. J. CLEMENS Tom. Now you and Alice can be that the Sioux City roads extend a Spring Valley were visitors with Dexter JJ 'ONE PIECE OR A CAR LOAD married at last.' So we were—and a similar favor. friends Saturday. jolly good thing it was for me." Such action would be of much benefit "When you think of my quiet little DIAL 2047 Local Manager to the small livestock men. The News—$2.50 a year—worth it. wife," said Brown, the boisterous, masterful one of the group, "you might imagine that I clubbed her into submission but, as a matter of fact, she married me. We had known one another from childhood, and one day when she saw me she said, 'You have a button off your coat and you are SARGEANT IS BUFFETED going to have influenza. I'd better evning, April 25. A supper will also "E56e Roads Are marry you when you get well again be served at six o'clock. All are welcome. just to keep you in order.' That's BY WIND all the proposing that took place in The children cleaned the school our case. But what about Grayson yard Friday. there? man who earns his living A Rev. Schultz of Faribault, visited by writing short stories must surely Road Work Beginningin have said something poetic when he with Mr. and Mrs. Sellner this week, Bad I Won't Sargeant Township. proposed." while he was attending the Lutheran "I didn't," said Grayson, as he refilled conference at Waltham. his pipe. "I was helping Kitty Mr. and Mrs. Schaefer and Elmer distribute favors at her sister's to Heydt were Sargeant visitors last wedding. 'I suppose we'll have to go Sargeant, April 22.—Road drags Wednesday night. through this horrible fuss some daj,' I have been doing excellent work on groaned. 'Yes, I suppose we shall,' our roads. Let the noble work continue. ADVERTISE!" she said."—Continental Edition of the GRAND MEADOW London Mail. The strong wind and storm Wednesday Pittsburgh Touches France. W. A. Nolan was in Austin on Monday morning turned over several War orphans and other needy children to attend a meeting of the republican buildings in the village and blew out of France are made self-supporting county central committee. part of the glass front in the pool and at the same time restored to Miss Willa Lockwood returned on hall. health at the Pittsburgh Farm school Monday to Austin to resume her at Fontaineroux, France. The school Quite a few of the villagers have teaching duties, after spending the was established through the donation developed severe cases of chicken of $42,000 by the public school children spring vacation here with home fever. of Pittsburgh. three-year A folks. Rev. Nauman and family are rapidly course in agriculture is offered. The Clifford Gunderson from Austin recovering from their recent Pittsburgh Junior Red Cross has appropriated came for an over Sunday visit with siege of illness. $15,000 to aid in the erection home folks. That is the expression handed out by merchants to Mrs. John Lick of Faribault is visiting of dormitories housing 60 children her daughter, Mrs. L. Sellner, of this school. local advertising solicitors on their rounds in Austin. GRAND MEADOW Fifteen other agricultural schools in this week. France have received contributions Phillip Heydt has been busy giving TO HAVE BASEBALL They won't advertise because the farmer in the from the Junior American Red Cross, his store premises a regular spring THIS YEAR most of the money being devoted to country is "stuck in the mud/' and it would be throwing cleaning. improvement of the living quarters of We are glad to see Uncle Billy money away to carry the message to him, (so they say). the students. These schools are mainly Schwartz, who is the oldest resident Grand Meadow is to have a ball supported by the French government, in Sargeant, out again enjoying the team this season, with Milo Morse as Far-sighted merchants advertise to the man or and teach scientific farming and spring weather. manager. Milo took hold of the team common-school branches to boys of woman in the country whether he be snowbound or mudbound. late last season and the fans were twelve to seventeen years, who would Miss Olive Schrapp who is visiting otherwise have to enter workshops given some mighty good games. Milo with Mrs. J. E. Heydt, went to Rochester, aDd factories. Thursday, believes that the boys will play even Why should the merchant advertise to the people better ball this year and we are of The Annual Meeting of the Evangelical Holland's Electrical Development. the opinion we will have a team the church will be held Wednesday when the roads are bad? Just this— Reports from Holland show that evening, April 26. community can well be proud of. We electrical development is progressing Mrs. L. Sellner will entertain the will give a lineup of the team later. The paper reaches him regardless of the condition rapidly there, including plans for electrifying Lutheran Aid on Friday afternoon, the entire railway system of of the roads. In all probability the farmer and his wife the country. While this project has April 28. Man wants but little here below, nor wants that little long if he makes and family will stay at home arid read what the merchant not been definitely decided upon, a The Evangelical Aid will hold the his wants known in The News want commission, appointed to study electrification postponed spring sale and bazaar in has to offer, because they can't get away from the column (see the Market Place on in the United States and the church basement on Tuesday ev- page three.) house. other countries, has reported favorably, recommending a system operated by a 1,500-volt direct current. The Why do the banks advertise? That may sound like one-eleven cigarettes province of Zeeland, heretofore lacking a foolish question, but nevertheless the answer will reuire general electric service, is to be supplied by a concern financed jointly some thot. by the communities and the provincial Three Friendly government. 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