'inm ip IIIIIHUjlll i" "l ,ri" "v P"^ 1 /^. 4 Page Three MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Thursday, April 20,192& Cooking and Sewing Suggestions Interesting Features By Special and Stories of Interest for the News Writers for the Home and Women, Children of the County. Household Prepared Recipes. Dressmaking School to East Side Presbyterian Sunday School iaddy's LIBRARY NOTES Corner Water and Oak Streets. Reopen. East Side Sunday school every THE ROMANCE OF WORDS Miss Lottie May Nail will open her Sunday at 3:00 o'clock. Worthwhile books on many subjects 51 £vei\ii\£ school of dressmaking on April 19. are included in the list of recent "CANDIDATE" Women who wish to make their own Methodist% Episcopal Church. books compiled by the librarian dresses under her supervision may Corner St. Paul and Maple Streets. Oalterations Fairy Tale WING to the ramifications dial 5557 for particulars. of the public library. Among the new Rev. M. G. Shuman, Pastor. of modern politics and the Advertisement 31-tf. Sunday School, W. W. Walker, superintendent, titles are the following. In style of ap­ 10 a. m. Morning service Practical books for men— q.% parel, one would about as soon 11:00 a. m. Epworth League at Cypress trees are planted in almost *y/Wf GRfiHAM BONNER SNOW QUEEN'S ROBE "What is that you are saying about Kelly, Expert Paint Mixer. expect a "candidate" for a position .COnWOHT »Y VtiTUW WIVWU UNION 6:30 p. m. Evening service at 8:00 all Mohammedan burial grounds. the Snoy Queen?" inquired Mr. Junco. Stephenson, Tractor Farming. to be entirely "candid" as p. m. "Whirr, whirr," answered the wild they would expect him to make 0 OOD morning, Mr. Snowbird," Sampson, Advertise. WIND AND OCEAN wind, as it tore the dry leaves from Christ Episcopal Church. his appearance always dressed piped Mr. Chickadee, as he caught Bolte, Backyard Farmer. the tree and whirled them about like Corner St. Paul and Water streets. in white. But, according to the sight of his neighbor perched on a "I have come to call on you," said Stephenson, Furniture Upholstering. dancing brown elves on the ground G. H. TenBroeck, Rector. original meaning of the word, he lower limb of the tree where he had Mr. Wind to old Mother Ocean. Holy Communion 8:00 o'clock a. m. below. should be the one and wear the just alighted. "Delighted to see you," said old Babson, Religion and Business. Service and sermon, 10:30 o'clock a. "Can't you stop whirring a minute other! "Good morning," replied Mr. Snowbird Mother Ocean. m. Church school 12:00 o'clock. Practical books for women— and tell us what/ you mean?" asked The Roman usage demanded in a friendly tone, 'but I really "And the Breeze Brothers have Chickadee. "How do you know so Martin, Make Your Own Hats. Few that all who were openly seeking should not be called by that name, come to play with the Waves and First Baptist Church. much about this queen?" Pope, Textbook on Simple Nursing. public office should be Chick, as the real snowbirds belong with the Breaker Boys. They'd like Corner Oakland avenue and S+Paul dressed in white and this, by degrees, to the finch family and are also called Wild wind calmed a little wid came Collier, Basket Making. to take some rides in the Boats of street. Rev. J. McFarlane, led to their designation Snow Buntings, Whitebirds and Snow nearer jar to the questioning birds, "How Foam if the Breaker Boys are willing." Ryan, Teeth and Health. Pastor. People afe candidati, or "wearers of Larks, as well as Snowbirds and Snowflakes. do'I know?" he said. "Why shouldn't "They'd be delighted," said old Morning service at 10:30 o'clock. Miscellaneous— I know when I always go to meet her. Sunday school at 12:00 o'clock. Mother Ocean. white," derived from the verb Rand & McNally, International Atlas. "So you see I should be called by I am getting ready now, that is why I "I just feel like a good old frolic candidare, to whiten. It is from my real name—Junco. I know you am whirring and circling about, for today," said Mr. Wind. the same stem that we obtain St. Augustines Catholic Church. Know Bok, Americanization of Edward do not often see Snowflakes, they are you can never tell just how the Snow "I do too," said old Mother Ocean. the word "candid," a word employed Corner Kenwood avenue and Water always in great flocks, you know, and Bok. Queen wishes to be escorted from her "So do we," said the Breaker Boys. by some of the old English street. Rev. E. H. Devlin, Priest. UNCLE BEN 1 am telling you this 1& you will not home away up North. Mirrors of Washington. Mass 8:00 o'clock and 10:30 o'clock "So do we, too," said the Breeze authors in its physical SAYS: think I am trying to steal their name." a. m. Evening service 7:30 o'clock p. meaning of "white," but which Brothers. "Sometimes she comes silently and Mirrors of Downing Street. to How m. "Oh, you mean those jolly little fellows "Then let us all have a frolic," said has in ordinary everyday use shakes her feathery robes over the Beach, Oh! Shoot. "Provided there's that seem to lov^s the big snow- Mr. Wind. been transferred to indicate a land and then again she chooses to health, N y, Sheffield, Swimming Simplified. First Church Christ Scientists^ "I've been having a fine old time," mental quality, a freedom from come dancing like a mad Queen, shaking old people ,have Panunzio, Soul of an Immigrant. 121 West Maple street. Relax he continued. "How I have blown off bias prejudice or deceit—all of her robe of feathery white until Lucas, Roving East and Roving Morning service 10:30 o'clock. Sunday sweet memories hats. That has been my chief amusement which might be regarded as dark there is not a feather left and she has school 11:45 o'clock. Testimony and young folks West. today. I have blown off several spots upon a character. to hurry home and get another robe. meeting Wednesday night 8:00 pleasant anticipations, Garland, Daughter of Middle Border. hundred hats, at least—from off several It is in its original sense of "So you see I have to be prepared o'clock. and that is hundred heads. "white," however, rather than to do her bidding and that is why I what makes life "That Is quite a number, isn't it because of its connection with "Robertson, Book of Conundrums. Central Presbyterian Church. wonderful.'' whirr and a#t so wild. the modern meaning of the word "A fine number," said old Mother Corner Water and St. Paul streets. A larger order of new books in on But if I stay here gossiping I shall Ocean. And then she began to sing: candid, that we derive our Rev. A. G. Patterson, Pastor. not be ready to escort the Snow Queen, the way. word "candidate," and, to be Morning service 10:30 o'clock a. m. so I mifst be off. Good day. You Few people know "Heigh-ho, Mr. Wind doth blow strictly in accord with etymology Sunday school 12:00 o'clock. Evening watch out and soon you will see the He blows with all his might. how to relax. The first service 7:30 o'clock. and custom, no seeker after land covered with feathers from her Ho knocks the hats from off their heads, essential is that you office should appear unless And makes them look a sight!" robe." get your weight off First Christian Church. garbed in clothing of spotless sSddtiti your spine. Lie down Away went the wild wind with a Corner Kenwood and Greenwich Sts. And then Mr. Wind began to sing, dazzling white. on your back, stretch loud whirr, whirr, while the two little and this was his song: Rev. G. F. Fink, Pastor. (Copyright.) the arms one after another, birds sat looking at each other and First Congregational Church. then reach as wondering if it were all true. "Heigh-ho, I blew and blew, Corner St. Paul and Mill streets. Seventh Day Adventist. far downward with the And had a high old time, The next day while they sat on a Raymond C. Swisher, D. D. Minister. toes as possible. Then Corner Franklin and Cedar streets. And to all I'd meet I'd say, 'You, too!' Y«. b««u traxj tycu ac1~- limb talking It over, little snowflakes let go with a sigh. Morning worship and sermon at "And would laugh a laugh sublime." Sabbath school Saturday at 11:00 AN INSOMNIA CURE came dancing down about the tree. 10:30 a. m. o'clock. Regular church service at "You may not know what that When there is pressure storms and whirl about in snowdrifts, They whirled hither and thither, turning Sunday school at 12.00 o'clock. 12:00 o'clock. Prayer meeting Wednesdays on spinal nerves means," said Mr. Wind, "but a sublime sometimes diving beneath it to escape over and over before they touched at 8:00 o'clock p. m. at any point along the lau^h is a perfect laugh. St. Olaf Lutheran Church. from bad Mr. Hawk," replied Mr. the ground. spinal column with its Cor. St. Paul and Bridge Streets. "And when I blew off one hat after Chickadee. "It is a good thing wild wind was many nerve openings, Rev. Henry Noss, Pastor. another you can easily understand Sleepless Victim Finally Finds "Well, as I do not know that family MAY MUSIC ready for the Snow Queen," said Mr. there is an irritation Morning worship at 10:30 a. m. how I laughed most happily and most as well as I do yours, I guess Junco. "She must be shaking all the which prevents relaxation Remedy. Lutheran Brotherhood meeting perfectly and most sublimely." I will keep right on calling you Snowbird, the complete feathers from her robe see how fast starting at 5:30. A social hour will FESTIVAL "I well understand," said old Mother and if I am not mistaken, we restful, relaxation. of the snowflakes are falling?" open the meeting followed by a luncheon Ocean. will have plenty of snow in a day or sleep. Such pressure "Yes, and how crazy they act," replied at 6:30. This meeting will be td "Now," said Mr. Wind, "I think It causes disease. It is Simple Little Trick Brings Sleep two and then we will all be snowbirds." ST. OLAF COLLEGE open to the members of the Brotherhood. Mr. Chickadee. "It will not last the work of the chiropractor would be gorgeous if you and I gave Man Who Counted Sheep long for the Snow Queen will soon Northfield, Minn. by chiropractic a reception and asked many of our Vain. "Whirr, whirr," said the wild wind in Dr. Knut Gjerset of Luther College shake all the feathers from her robe spinal adjustments friends to come to It and to meet us. as it circled about the tree where Mr. of Decorah, Iowa, will deliver a lecture MAY 20 AND 21, 1922 and have to go home for another." to remove such causes "I know the Breeze Brothers and Insomnia is mainly due to gas pressure on "Pathfinders and Pioneers" at Chickadee and Mr. Junco sat, "whirr, of disease. As Mr. Chickadee flew to the top of Saturday, May 20— 7:30 p. m. This lecture is open to all. the Breaker Boys and the Waves on the nerve centers. You cannot whirr, you are quite right, Mr. Chick, the tree to sing a merry song, he called would be glad to have a reception, get restful sleep until you get rid we shall havei snow In a short time and' 10:00 a. m. May Festival Program. Chiropractic spinal Oakland Presbyterian Church. !to Mr. Junco, "I have learned two Address, Prof. D. G. Ristad. adjustments remove of the gas. The gas Is due to fermentation while the snowflakes seem to dance Irving L. Thompson, Pastor. 'things since yesterday—that you are Music, St. Olaf Male Chorus, the cause of diseases of down from the sky to you, I know it of food. This fermentation is Church at 11:00 a. m. F. M. Christiansen, Director. the head, throat, lungs, •not the real Snowbird and what snow* caused by dietetic errors—by eating is the Snow Qtfeen who really shakes This will be Communion Sunday, 2:30 p. m. Baseball, Luther vs. St. heart, Stomach, liver, flakes really are." too much, or too quickly, or too often, them from the long white' feathery with services in charge of Dr. Lyle of Olaf. pancreas, spleen, bowels, (Copyright.) or by ealting indigestible food, or food robe she wears." Albert Lea. 8:15 p. m. Concert, St. Olaf Concert and the lower organs. Sabbath school at noon. in wrong combinations. band, J. Arndt Bergh, Director. MARKET PLACE Christian Endeavor at 8:00 p. m. However, here Is another contribution INDIAN A GOOD ARTIST A cordial invitation is extended at Sunday, May 21— to the library of Insomnia cures. all these services. FOR YOUR It Is from "Peeps at People," by Robert 10:00 a. m. Divine Services, Rev. IKKXXEMTMMWMMMWMmmmmsmssrsf!' Mower County News Cortes Holliday: Olin S. Reigstad, Minneapolis. HEALTH Salvation Army. "For years I was a great sufferer 3.00 p. m. Choral Concert, Double 116 East Water street. Telephone One Cent Per Word Per Insertion. Choir, 125 voices, assisted by from insomnia. At one time this dread 6328. Envoy and Mrs. Jessup, officers Minimum Charge Twenty-five cents. You can make an appointment the St. Olaf Orchestra. scourge had so fastened its terrible in charge. for your Ten Cents Collection Charge Will Be 8:15 p. m. Concert, St. Olaf Choir, fangs upon me that I could scarcely Regular services Tuesday, Thursday, health's sake by telephoning Added for all ads not paid for in advance. F. M. Christiansen, Director. Saturday and Sunday nights at walk. My body became one mass of 2593. Readers or locals not run in 8:00 o'clock p. m. Sunday school PRICES: Festival progfam 50c band sleeplessness. I tried many remedies, this column will be charged at the conccrt 75c Sunday afternoon 75c Sunday afternoon at 3:00 o'clock. HEALTH FOLLOWS rate of 15 cents ner line. but without avail, and my friends had St. Olaf Choir $1 Course ticket $2. THE X-RAY MOT06RAPHSSPM all given me up for dead, when by St. John's Evangelical Lutheran. For reservations or other information At CONDirKJfKACaMWTEtt CHIROPRACTIC HELP WANTED chance, from a mere acquaintance, I (Missouri Synod) Corner Kenwood ADJUSTING GDRRCnS Address, disuses wan scientific pm heard of this great cure, which I avenue and College street. W. F. "Take Some Rides." CI5KW IN THE F0U0WW60IMIS HELP WANTED: Correspondents P. M. GLASOE, Manager, Northfield would recommend to all who are afflicted Milbrath, Pastor. Parsonage, 302 wanted all over Mower County by South First street. Telephone 7465. especially when I tell tliem that they as I was. the Mower County News. If you like "I remember with horror the tortures CLIFFORD C. LECK, M. D. can be just as wild and rough as they to .write or think you can write I used to endure in agdny, as I want to be." news, inquire at the News office Dial 2038 "Hurrah, hurrah, hurrah," shouted tossed to and fro on the hot pillow, about our proposition. See City Physician, and Surgeon HEART LUN6S going over in my fevered mind interminably Editor. 10-tf. Hirsh Block, Austin, Minn. and roared the Breaker Boys and the 1i LIVER the formulas of the so-called X-Ray and Laboratory Equipment Breeze Brothers and the Waves. STOMACH WANTED Assistants— PANCREAS reliefs from this peerless disease. An "Let's ask King Storm, and everyoue Ernest H.Morris, M. D. unconscionable number of times I num-' of the White-Capped Family," began KIDNEYS WANTED—To hear fi'om owner of Mabelle Moore, R. N. BOWELS bered a round of sheep over a stile. Mr. Wind, "and let's ask everyone good farm for sale. State cash I counted up to 10, over and over of your friends and my friends and price, full particulars.. D. F. Bush, again and then up to 15, and then 20, Minneapolis, Minn. 29, 31, 33 the Storm King's friends to come. HIDES 6c to 10c 25, 30, 50, only to craze myself with "We must be sure to tell them all W. A. CHAPMAN, D. C. the thought of the futility of this Wool Wanted at 25c lb. FOR SALE that they mustn't dress up, but that I lunacy. I heard my dollar watch tick Horsehides $3.50 they must come in their old clothes FOR SALE—One six-cylinder Grant on the dresser until in madness I arose for ,ve're going to have a frolic at our CHAS. DUBINSKY touring car in excellent condition. and placed it on the restraining pad of reception." Dial 5308 fvenings. 32-2c 303 East Maple Street a clothes brush. I heard the clock in There will be no stiff how-do-youdo's, Dial—Office 6900—House 5325 SUMMER STYLES the next room relentlessly tell the passing and have-had-a-lovely-time about Lone Wolf, a full-blooded Indian is FOR SALE—New Ford touring car hours I heard a neighboring public lat present in New York, where he in Straws and Panamas show distinctive our party. body. Inquire at Austin Auto Co. clock follow it through the watches outlines and among the varied {has been causing considerable comment "We'll have a rough, wild, angry, or Dial 7332. 32-3c of the night. I heard my happy neighbor shapes that are popular, you will with his paintings of Indian life. AIR FRICTION CARBURETORS AND glorious frolic." find several that are more than usually snore. I heard the sound of rats •He is seen here putting the finishing "And they'll all wear their beautiful FOR SALE—Model 8 L. C. Smith becoming. near by, and the creaking of floors, jtouches on "The Wild Horse Hunter." old clothes which just do for this kind typewrite, like new. Just been overhauled Why not get extra we^r and save SPARK PLUGS and the voice of the wind. I tried He is a graduate of the school of art and cleaned. A bargain at of a party which we plan to have," money by sending your old hat to us bathing my feet before going to bed. •at Los Angeles. $75. Dial 2650. 32-2-c said old Mother Ocean. to be made fresh and smart by our I tried eating a light lunch. I tried intoxicating "They'll wear their wild green costumes work in liquors. But always I stared FOR SALE:—Typewriter Ribbons, with the white trimmings. DO REDUCE THE COST OF Certainly. Hat Cleaning and Blocking? through the blackness of the fearful and Carbon Paper. We have a fine One of the stories Mrs. Asquith Is "Those costumes can't get hurt! ROYAL SHOE SHINE night, until an eerie color tinged my line of the famous Milo ribbons and telling them In New York concerns a They simply can't! They were made OPERATING A OAS MOTOR carbon paper for all makes typewriters. window, and then the dawn came up, certain nobleman: "He is a very singular & HAT PARLOR for the roughest and wildest of Ocean When in need of either of 'like thunder across the bay.' person. I had him to luncheon parties." these articles let the "NEWS" satisfy "It was when my spirit had become TAKING FIRST THE FUEL: once in Downing street, and I strained 413 North Main Street, you with this superior brand. So Mr. Wind and old Mother Ocean worn through my body like elbows every nerve to make it a good luncheon, 3-tf. AUSTIN, MINN. called out their invitations, and as through the sleeves of an old coat that Understanding that a lower too. Well, It was a good luncheon, they roared and blew all the guests I heard the remarkable recipe for insomnia and at the end of it, as he sipped grade of petroleum fuel is the came from near and far, for they could Think of the top of your head. his coffee and rolled his old brandy hear the great sounds of the ocean fuel of the f&ture, the particles That Is what I was told to do. 'Think about In Its huge glass, I said to him, and the wind for a goodly distance. IN AUTO TOPS of the top of your head,' I said to myself of which have a greater tend­ jln the hope of getting a few words STYLE 2 "Races, high-jumps and noise contests with some disdain, in the awful of praise: 'I'm afraid it hasn't been ency to adhere to each other, you have observed that will be taken part In by all," grip of the night 'now, how in thunder |a very nice luncheon, duke.' 'Oh, there is all the difference in the said Mr. Wind as the guests arrived, the Air-Friction Carburetor, thru its fuel distributor, or do you think of the top of your thank you, Mrs. Asquith,' he answered, world. Some are built for show "and prizes will be given. head?' S*I assure you It does one good to underfeed spray nozzle, makes a positive mixture Of fuel and air, "And the Wave that jumps higher some are built for wear. We "'Do you think of your hair?' I sometimes.'"—London Opinion. introducing it at RIGHT ANGLES to the passing air, than any of the others will get a prize, make tops that are built to If asked, turning my eyeballs upward in all of which is warm, while the jet nozzle type of carburetor too. their sockets. 'Do you think of that make your car appear as graceful jets the fuel thru a small opening, and parallel "Let's all start in at once!" lightly hidden baldness?* striving to Directory Champion? and dashing as possible, with the air. This latter method would serve with So Mr. Wind gave his party with the put my hand, so to say, on the fop of AAB—that's his name—is the Abou and yet to give the maximum of of high-grade fuel of the past, but is not suited to the lowgrade help Mother Ocean and with the my head. 'How the Dickens-cfln-youthinlc Ben-Adhem of the Harvard Alumni directory, service. help, too, of all their friends. They fuel of today. of—' but a drowsy numbness and Is being hailed in many had a glorious time, and they considered pained my sense as though of hemlock R. E GRAY I quarters as the world's catch-as-catchcan Some Dandy Local Territory Open to Agents it one of the most successful parties I hud drunk, or emptied soine dull opiate directory champion. He is ten tbey had ever had. to the dregs. One minute passed whole letters ahead of the New York But the earth people who lived N. W. SPECIALTY SALES COMPANY and letherwards I had sunk. And I city champion/ Bernard S. Aal, of 54 near the ocean said they didn't know dreamed that quite plainly, as though AUTO TOP AND AUTO PAINTING JEast 122d street. Mr. Aab was graduated when they had seen such a storm! It were some other fellow's, I saw from Harvard ten years ago, and the top of my head." [is now an official in the royal survey, ., PHONE 2147. AUSTIN, MINN. At PIERCE BATTERY COMPANY It is all very simple. The turning The news twice a wee ^department of the army, Bangkok,. up of the eyes Induces sleep. News—less than 5c a week Slam.—New York Evening Post. 1 "ILL' IS W S W & TO & ivM ZtrJr mmmmw