'ypy».i!*»-f fry.'&N -~•--, p'f^'A"' 0., Monday, April 3, 1922 MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Page Fiv# AW, WHATS THE USE By L. F. Van Zelm The Love of a Dog HAMBONE'S MEDITATIOHS O western NewspMfier Union YOU CANTER WOME ALL SPICKED AND HE JUMPS UP TD GREET YOU YOU GET SORE AND SCOLD MlM HE "THINKS YOU RE PLAYING AND THE MORE YOU SCOLD THE MORE AW, WHATS THE USE UP IN YOUR DANDY NEW'DUDS AND SHOWING LITTLE REGARD FOR THE HIT SUTfoY DO OES' BE AST' WITH HIM AND HE JUMPS AGAIN HE JUMPS TiLL OU SAY TO YOURSELF YOUR PET DOG ROMPS OUT TO NEW OUTFIT EVY-THING MONEY MEET YOU 6ITTIN* SO TI6HT VW* ME EN KUML BOB ttEAH CAIHV O' LATE, AH sJL^ 'AS? SORRY TWO-BITS FUH 7 'IM NO bAO'! j— VAN 2ELM NINE CENTRAL HIGH SCHOOL BASKETEERS NO BASEBALL AT TY COBB HAS GOOD CHANCE TO LEAVE FOR CHICAGO TOURNAMENT SCHOOL IS VOTE EQUAL ANOTHER RECORD IN 1922 TO PLAY FOR NATIONAL TITLE Dull Headaches Central-high school will not have a baseball team this year, it was decided at a board of control meeting Young Feeling Better and is Expected to Get in Game—High this noon. School May Hold Pep Fest to Give Team Good Send Off— Brake on One's Ambition Athletic efforts will be confined to Three Minnesota Teams Entered in Chicago Meet. building up a strong track squad. Men who will be granted letters at Climaxing an unusually successful basketball season with a trip to Chicago the end of the season must win two Monday Health Talk No. 13 to participate in the fourth national interscholastic tournament to be seconds or a first in a dual meet or (By W. A. Chapman, D. C. held at the University of Chicago April 5, 6, and 7, nine members of the Austin BEN UNCLE win a point in an invitation meet. SAYS: high school basketball squad will leave on the Chicago, Milwaukee & St. Basketball letters will be granted "Nevvy, if your Nothing so holds back the ability Paul railroad tonight for Chicago. to eight men this year at the annual wife can't cook Coach Roach's men, with the exception of Ted Young, star center, are in athletic banquet to be held soon. and your digestion _L to work and think as the dull the pink of condition. They have* is all shot, get chiropractic been practising diligently and devot The news twice a weeK in ine form of headaches that are an invariable spinal adjustments ing much time to passing and increasing News—less than 5c a week ymir for Champion's Path Not their endurance. accompaniment of inactive stomach, get your Thirty Teams Entered. Always Bed of Roses food from a restaurant and keep Thirty basketball teams from twenty bowels and indigestion. your wife for a. Mr. Pep states have entered the tournament Glory of the champions is always pet." O and three of these teams are from offset with much grief. Minnesota. They are Madison, Duluth Owning a title in anything makes This chronic condition the owner a mark to shoot at. and Austin. responds to chiropractic Sometimes the sharpshooters Drawings for opponents are exacted spinal adjustments. The may be right. Mpr'e often they HEALTH FOLLOWS to be made upon the arrival cause is pressure on spinal are wrong. cf the team in Chicago. They will nerves to the liver and Jack Dempsey was once a THE RAY PHOTOGRAPHS SPIN return the latter part of this week. -"i carefree, happy-go-lucky boy riding stomach and when this ALCONDITIONSACCURApTELY. CHI Those who will make the trip are, trains and letting the world pressure is removed health R0PRACTIC ADJUSTING CORRECTS Coggins, Young, Nockelby Owen, go by. Today lawsuits follow In DISEASES WITH SCIENTIFIC PRE follows. Erickson, Jessen, Leversee, Hanson, his wake. Everybody seems to CISKJNJNTHE FOLLOWING ORGANS: Suffered for Ten take pleasure in "kicking his and Dimmitt. mBBBmwf**'. HEAD dog around." Students at the school were talking Years. EYES Jock Hutchinson Imagined all mirtii-ii-.-itt*'#* of holding a pep fest and parade EARS golfers were nice folk until he NOSE to tonight. see the team off "For ten years I suffered Ty Cobb, this season, will have a chance to equal another baseball record won England's trophy cup and THROAT that was expected to stand for all time. from dull headaches. For a CITY LEAGUE RACE they shoved it fit him like a ARMS Hans Wagner passed out of the National league in 1913. He left behind a long time I had very inactive spiteful child shares its bread HEART! record of having batted .300 or better for 17 years. bowels and indigestion. I was and butter with another. LUNGS Lajoie, for eleven years, kept Wagner company, but Larry fell by the wayside NEARINGITSEND Babe Ruth never had a worry LIVER nervous a good deal of the in 1907, when he was a point shy. until he proved that he could STOMACH time and had a weak back Cobb, the only player who figured t© have a chance, has stuck'to the ship. PANCREAS sock out about four times as which would bring on a drawing For 16 years Cobb has been in the charmed circle. SPLEEN many home runs as any other sensation along the spine. Bowlers Show Pep If he can hit .300 in 1922 he will have tied Wagner's record. During his on man living. KIDNEYS career Cobb's low mark was .320 in 1906, his first year as a .300 hitter. At present, after having a BOWELS Charles Paddock broke a lot Last Round of There is every reason to believe that Cobb will not only equal but surpass course of twelve chiropractic [X APPENDIX of records out on the Pacific Wagner's record. Contest. spinal adjustments, I can BLADDER coast, but the skeptical East use. of &rresY\v\$\Vvc v*CoIum^LOWER PARR Spinal LIMBS tried to kid itself into believing say my physical condition is THE that the stop watches wete better. My headaches have profiteers LOWER NERVE Keen competition and rivalry is on the blink. left me, and my nerves are in UNDER THE MAGNIFYING marking the closing chapter in the Big Bill Tilden beat the world froWfcY} ov*n much better condition."—G. GLASS IS PINCHED city-league bowling race and the title in tennis and then even some C. Glymph, Chiropractic Research BY A MISALIGNED JOINT. of his best friends suddenly discovered is very much in doubt. The Post Office PINCHED NERVES CANNOT Bureau, Statement No. he had a temperament. V\ws and Tiger fives are battling for TRANSMIT HEALTHFUL 1307 H. You can have a lot more fun first place, while the Old Crows are I IMPULSES. CHIR0PRAC* by. being just an ordinary guy down the tail end of the list. The only difference between Jesse holding TIC ADJUSTING REMOVES than a super. James and a profiteer is that Jesse YOUR HEALTH THE PRESSURE. TEAM STANDINGS :rode a horse. THEATRE OUR PRICES -THE UPPER NERVE IS You can make an appointment FREE AS NATURE INTENDS. Won. Lost. for your health's sake by tiephoning WHY TURNEIHS NOT PITCHER .strfiice 34 17 .666 will convince you of our value-giving 2593. 31 23 .574 policy in 31 23 .574 Player Who Had Trial With Connie FIoisi% Feed for Animals WM. A. CHAPMAN, D. C. Mack's Team Tells Why He Mowt-r 24 27 .470 Poultry and BeekeepSupplies Became Ball Scout. Braves 24 27 .470 Monday and Tuesday rubs .. ..20 28 .416 Tom Turner, scout for Connie Mack AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK BUILDING Old Crow 19 29 .395 for several years, who goes to the In the offices formerly occupied my Niehuis & DeBuhr Portland club as scout and coacn, tells Charles Ray in "T#o Minutes to HARK & GOSS SCHEDULE AUSTIN, MINNESOTA a story on himself. It relates to how Office Hours—10-12 a. m., 2-4 p: m. Any time by appointment. he became a scout instead of a mere Go." Ray in one of his great Monday, Old Crows vs. Cubs. FEED & SEED STORE Office 2593—TELEPHONE—Residence 6164 pitcher. Turner, though an inhabitant Tuesday, Tigers vs. Mower County. of Philadelphia, had spent most of his comedy dramas, with many thrills Thursday, Braves vs. Cubs. baseball career pitching in the minors of the West, but In 1915 he managed Austin, Minn. Friday, Post Office vs. Old Crows. to land with Connie Mack for a trial. PRIZE MONEY ADDED ATTRACTION—Larry Semon Now let him tell It: Advertisements in the News Bring Results. "At last I appeared above the surface STANDINGS in 'The Fall Guy.'' A wonderful comedy in baseball. I was a big league pitcher. My career In the maintop was Team total—Postoffice 2979 BERTIE AND ALEC— brief, however. It actually began when BERTIE'S SOME FARMER Team Singles—Postoffice 1067 Connie sent me in to pitch a game against Cleveland—it ended when Individual total—Requa 736 Joe Jackson hit one over behind the Individual game—Requa 297 Si\ THAT'S score board with three on. Wednesday ME.. WELL-VWHERE WHVAMILK "I decided for myself that my pitching YOU KNOW AtecEVeRYTHIN©- HANK SCHREIVER GOES BACK POES MILK. days were over. The readiness WAGON? COME CN-Gertie.? rRO Unseen Forces'' a Mysterious with whifch I had made that decision 44 On Infielder Taken by Champion New seemed to make quite an impression York Giants Is Turned Back to on Mack. He told me, in his droll drama. Also "Peggy Behave" Indianapolis. way, that he was looking for a scout who knew when a ball player was no a Century comedy. The Giants announced that Hank good. Schreiber, the third baseman and short MI bad convinced him that I knew I fielder, who tfas taken over by the was no good. Anybody could get enthusiastic Giants during their last western trip about bush league stars, of the pennant campaign from the Indianapolis Mack told me, but it took a bird like team of the American association, me to tell when they wouldn't by any has been sent back to the Thursday Van Friday manner of means do. y. Hoosiers. He once played with the making "And so, by declaring myself unfit Evidently Bertie is mistaken about the milk supply. You will not be mistaken in selections of Braves, after a good showing with the for big league company as a player, what we have to sell. -We offer economy and quality. Lawrence club. MABEL NORMAND in he I became a picker of others who might NATIONALS DIGGS SIGNED SY he." \'"4~rV Come.To Us For The Right Kind Of greatest success, "MOLLY-O" Yv': Electrical Fixtures and Supplies Youngster Hailing From Clarendon, Va., Is Expected to Develop Into HAS RETURNED TO DENTISTRY Star Hurler. AT RIGHT PRICES— Hear the Matinee DaOy Leach Cross, Former Lightweight President Clark Griffith, of the Nationals. Boxer Who Attempted "ComeBack," has just signed a right-handed Electric Irons, Toasters, Curling Iorns, Heaters, Waffle Irons, Flashlights and Batteries, at 2:30 Augmented Again Retires. pitcher in whom he thinks he may find Vibrators, Heating Pads, Lamps. anorlier Walter Johnson. The party In Leach Cross,, oldtime lightweight, Park question is Ed Diggs, a husky twentyfivc-year-old Two Evening "If Electrical We Have It" who -quit the ring for dentistry, in youngster, hailing from Shows AUSTIN ELECTRIC which profession he is known as Dr. COMPANY Clarendon, Va. Diggs is a former Virginia Orchestra Lester C. Wallach, his own name, and 7:30 and 9:00 Poly star and also pitched winning who recently temporarily quit dentistry ball with the A. E. F.', as a member ROSENTHAL, Proprietor. Wire for Us and We'll Wire for You. to stage a in the ring, of the American graves, registration "coTserback" has again returned to dentistry. bureau. I I A .v. -i,- ... AlW* 1 1 4 1 1 1