wmfmm'i ®&L ,Y ,^' II^|J A*f* VfWytJfs '*«*-.a™-, Thursday MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN, Page Three •1 HIS PRISONERS LIKE HIM t,j WomanRules Empir*. A Community Servant. f-, Random Observations. s-: Origin of "Adam's. Apple." Man Must Have Mustache. Trees Know Winter. The actual ruler of the Assyrian empire. Where the Book of Genesis mere-, Hie local newspaper is the servant This Isn't a country publisher talking, To be-without a mustache is a disgrace The great buds of the horse-chestnut 1„,l .'"f-'v which comprises the new nation ly relates the episode of Eve and the of the community in which it Is published, but the editor of a farm paper: -In many parts of North, or have a most elaborate arrangement of Mosul, Is Lady Surma. She it the apple In the briefest .and most concise but to be a good and efficient The metropolitan dally wili bring to High, Albania. The Albanian mother for the winter protection of the leading member of the Nestorian patriarch language, legends go much farther—: servant it must be feid by the people tells her chHft stories in which, unlike one's doorstep the news ot the world delicate parts within, says the American family, is a brilliant, highly cultured connecting various kinds of animals it serves. It Is an Institution of the in through the spectacles of the city our stage melodrama, It always Forestry Magazine. The baby woman, and la governing her and birds with the Fall of Man, and town quite as much as are the schools editor, but It Is the editor who lives is the hairless man who figures as the flower cluster is covered by the downy country, under a British protectorate, introducing scores of trimmings which and the churches,, and quite as much villain.—National Geographic Society in the heart of the community who., is growth of the undeveloped leaves. during the minority of her nephew, fhe do not appear In the original version. entitled to support. iable to reflect the sentiment of the Bulletin. The latter are'surrounded by the tough Mar Simoon. One of these legends Is responsible {local group. He alone Is the true hard scales and these! are varnished Cut to 8'uit. for the name "Aaam's apple," asap interpreter of events as they affect over to keep out the water. Peculiar Currency. Why Lingered. He "What's the name of your new plied to the thyroids cartilage of the the small town and the farming community Cowdry shells are still used as dance, professor?" larynx, a projection which usually is: "Mr. Grabcoln can't see you now." that Immediately surrounds the One Drawback. money In the East Indies, Slam, and 0 "The kangaroo hop." much more apparent in men than in •Til wait,*' said the caller. town. "There are all kinds of ways to on the west coast of Africa, at the "It ought to prove popular among "He may be engaged for an hour women. make a living," said the elderly capitalist. rate of one-two-hundredth of a penny discriminating dancers, but a kangaroo or two." This legend states that Adam, when Those Useless Questions. each. Th£t teeth of the sperm whales covers a considerable distance in he attempted to swallow his bite of "Now, tomorrow," said the teacher "Til wait." "That's quite true," replied the club are used as money in FIJI, the white "And even then .I can't promise that^ one hop." the apple from the Tree of Life, of the summer school. "I wish you loafer, "but the trouble Is that nearly ones being of greater value than the "We've scaled down the hop so it choked, and the fruit stuck in his he will see you." each to write an essay on August." all of them require some effort that Is colored variety while among the "Nevertheless, young, man, I'll wait." will be suitable for small dancing parties. throat. All males since Adam have "Shall we write it on paper?" incompatible with sitting in an easy South Sea islands red feathers and attractive It wouldn't do for a couple to had thls-proturberance as silent evidence "I have no objections to you writing 'Patience on a monument,' eh?" chair and watching the procession go kinds of stones pass muster leap the entire length of the ballroom."—Birmingham of-the Indiscretion of it on papyrus if you have any." "No, impecunlosity waiting for a their ancestor. by."—Birmingham Age-Herald. as currency. Age-Herald. Louisville Courier-Journal. loan."—Birmingham Age-Herald. Sheriff John A. Kelleher of Boston Is shown with the big silver loving cup which the prisoners in the Charles Street jail presented to him in appreciation provided for the benefits he has for them. "LawI Wot Do They Understand?" The Sorbonne has recently conferred upon Rudyard Kipling an honorary degree of doctor. And yet, however complimentary the French critics may continue to be, and however faithful French readers iflay prove, your English-speaking Kipling fan, when once he has glanced at the translations into French, will shake his head and murmur. "Law! Wot do they understand?" "S'elp me, Bob" is converted* to "Que Bob m'emporte." 4,As long as Jakko stands," obviously a reference to the mountain by that name near Simla, is changed in an abandon of patriotism to "Tant que 4. flotteront les couleurs anglaises." The divergencies follow fast one upon another until the stories all become a mixture of what Kipling wrote, what Kipling might have Written and what Kipling never would have written. Travelers' Guide Unless otherwise designated, all the trains listed below are daily. See footnote for explanation of reference marks. Bold faced figures indicate P. M. Light faced figures indicate A. M. CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL R'Y. I. & M. Division. Lv. Arr. Art, Austin. St. Paul. Mpls. No. 1-- 6:20 10:00 10:50 Who have been to "Regular" Doctors with No. 3-- 3:15 7:00 7:45 Lv. Lv. Arr. Mpls. St. Paul. Austin. No. your health problems and have been disappointed 2-- 7:00 7:45 11:40 No. 8-- 2:45 3:30 7:25 For Milwaukee and Chicago. with results, why not a "Last Shot" Lv. Austin. Arr. Calmar. No, 4— 7:20f 10:00f No. 2— 11:59* 2:40* Mixed— 4:20'(Sunday only) with an "Irregular Doctor?'' Mixed— 5:20 (Tues.-Thurs.) Lv. Calmar Arr. Austin. No. 1— 3:45 6:05 No. 3— 12:10 2:55 Mixed— 6:00* 1:15* My Business Is Your Health Mason City Branch. Lv. Austin. Arr.Mason City. No. 102— 11:59 1:30 No. 108— 7:52 9:20 Lv. Mason City. Arr. Austin. No. 101— 4:50 6:10 No. 103— 1:30 3:00 S.-M. Division—Mankato and A Wessington Springs, S. D. WHAT EXPERTS SAY Lv. Arr. Arr. Austiii. Wells. Jackson. No. 1— 6:30* 8:20* 10:45* Man Dr. W. H. Shumply, M. D., a medical hospital, and known in all the hospitals No. 23— 3:50* 5:40* 8:25* author, practitioner and investi­ in the land for his writings and Lv. Lv. Arr. of health subjects, was several inventions of surgical formulas, says: gator Jackson. Wells Austin. years ago quoted as saying: is as No. 22— 6:35* 8:53* 11:05* 7' "Untold millions of human beings "Eighty per cent of our population No. 8— 2:35* 5:00* 7:00* have sbffered all their lives and died is afflicted with some kind of spinai Strong in pain, the cause of which having defect, which is the' true cause ox' Lv. Austin. Arr. LaCrosse. never been understood. There are at much rheumatism, mental weakness, No. 22— 11:20* 4:00* present other millions Peeking relief as His and many other grave and dangerous No. 8— 7:20* 11:55* which can only be met by removing Lv. LaCrosse. Arr. Austin. the pressure of nerves responsible Back Dr. Alfred Walton, M. D. (Harvard No. 1— 7:00t 11:45* for their troubles, and this the Chiropractors 1879), late president and chief No. 23— 11:17* 3:40* of staff of the Essex county (N. J.) are constantly doing." Daily except Sunday. Monday, Wednesday, Friday and LET NATURE Brain, Eyes, Scalp, Gall Bladder, Nipples, Saturday only. Ears,. Back of Neck, etc. Daily except Saturday. DO IT etc/ Stomach, Pancreas, On Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday Salivary Glands, Tongue, only. Teeth, Cheeks, Face, Build up the Body you would liketo etc. Mouth, Gums, Jaws, have. Kidneys, Skin, Eye LAY OPINION etc. Lids, etc. CHIROPRACTIC ADJUSTMENT Neck, Tonsils, Larynx, Appendix, Peritoneum, banishes disease With ease and Palate, Vocal Ribs, etc. "I do not know a great deal about economy. method of health work has'been as-, Cords, etc." Loitis, Genitals, Bladder, BE VIGOROUSLY HEALTHFUL Arms, Heart, Bronchi, the Scienee of Chiropractic, but I Lv. ~Arr. tonishingly rapid in the past several Colon, etc. Arr. Pains and Aches quickly.. Hands, etc. go Austin. Mpls. St.Paul. Lairge Intestines, Feet, have seen some mighty fine results years."—Rockwell CityCIowa) Times. No. 12— 3.50 Healthy function in all body parts "7:30 8:10 Lungs, Liver, Chest, Hips, Rectum, etc. No. 16— 4:40 8:20 9:00 follows from the work of the Chiropractors." "Chiropractic" Is thriving mostly YOUR BODY Lv. Arr. ADJUSTMENT Lv. —Ex-Governor Eberhart of Minnesota. Mpls. St. Paul. Austin. because it offers new hope for relief has many parts. All are kept up by energy from of displaced Spinal Bones. Get the No. 15— 8:25 9:00 1:20 the BRAIN THRU the NERVES. from disease which other health No. 11— 6:50 7:25 10:59 pressure off the Nerves and you I locate the cause of ailments in the parts named will be Normally Healthy. in this section in given places in the spine where "The development and growth of methods have been unable to'supply." Fort Dodge, Carroll, Manning. nerves are pinched by displaced bones. Adjustment INVESTIGATE! Lv. Austin. Arr. Omaha. the popularity of the Chiropractic —Charles J. Whalen, Sprinfield, HL will remc love the cause and health will be the 2= No. 15— 1:20 10:30 result.: No. 11— 10:56 7:44 Arr. Austin. Lv. Omaha. No. 16— 7:20 4:40 ,Wm A. Chapman, D. C. No. 12— 7:30 8:42 Get Well Nature'* Way No THE SPINE IS THE drugs, No surgery, No loss of TRIANGLE TAXI LINK time, No inconvenience. Albert Lea—Austin. VERY FOUNDATION Lv, Austin ustin Arr. Albert Lea HOURS- AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK BUILDING OFFICE TELEPHONE NO CHARGE FOR CONSUL­ 8: 00 a. ih. 9:00 a. m. 12:00 m. 11: 00 a. m. 10-12 2-4 p. 4 O 2 & 9 3 OF HEALTH a. m. m. In the offices formerly occupied by Niehuis & DeBuhr TATION AND SPINAL 3: 00 p. m. 4:00 p. m. AUSTIN, MINNESOTA Residence 6164 An, tta. b, appointment ANALYSIS Lv. Albert Lea Arr Austin 9: 15 a. m. *10 15 a. m. 00 p. m. 1: 2:00 p. m. 15 p. m. 4: 5.15 p. m. iiiBiiniuiniin liiyr I 'i~~t