ECLIPSE ECHOES Never Stops Dredging Up Gold Pleasing the Masses. Something Impossible. FIND SECRET OF FINE TONE "Do you cull that art?" sneered the Reggie—Doubtless I shall marry, y' know, but I shall take jolly good car* high-browed person, 'ifr Ohio Man Discovers That Yolk® of not to marry a woman who knows "Just because that motion" picture Shavings. Weekly Eggs and Beeswax Were Used ^. Edited By 'ZZ61 'SS ^aenuBf comedian sat down in a bucket of live more than I do. Volume 405. in Filler of Violins. Splinters crabs?" Miss Bright—You are very romantic. Reggie—It seems to me I'm very "Yes." N. C. Holcorab, musical Instrument Your wife gets 1095 meals every A boy fell into a pond, and when a practical. "Well, it may not be art, but it got maker of Norwalk, O., believes lie 1® year for you. Has she got things as Miss Bright—Not at all. You have man who was passing pulled him out, a whoop out of several hundred cash handy in her kitchen as you would making rapid advances In his efforts customers." your mind fixed upon an impossible he said to the boy, "Well, son, how have them if you had to get these to discover the secret of the fine mellow Meal. meals? If there is no good kitchen did you come to fall into the lake?" tone of the Cremona violins. A poor man likes to think that cupboard let's get one and see that "I didn't come to fall in at all," replied Musicians for years have wondered the rich have* more troubles than he her work table is up to snuff. the boy. "I came to fish." why muny old Italian violins apparently PROFESSIONAL has. "inade In a slipshod manner DIRECTORY should produce such clear sounds, says Mower County News A Happy Hog is one that has all Cleveland Plain Dealer. CLIFFORD C. LECK, M. D. MARKETPLACE he wants to eat and a dry place to Holcomb believes that the lost secret Even you can't figure out if it in Dial 2038 sleep. Hog shelter pays big dividends had to do inalniy with the filler Physician and Surgeon dollars and cents the first time, don't in winter time. and varnish. N'ot long ago he was Informed Hirah Block, Austin, Minn. One Cent Per Word Per Insertion. hesitate about building a new house that, a careful chemical analysis X-Ray and Laboratory Equipment Minimum Charge Twenty-five cents. this season. There are multitudes of had been made of some of the Assistants— Ten Cents Collection Charge Will Be finish on an old violin owned in Battle Many barn yards are equipped with intangi-ble benefits in owning Ernest H.Morris, M. D. your Added for all ads not paid for in advance. mighty poor gates,—the kind that Creek, Mich. Mabclle Moore, R. N. own home that cannot be shown Readers or locals not run in by have to hie dragged in the mud. Did This examination disclosed the fact this column will be charged at the any other system of bookkeeping. you ever stop to figure the number that before the varnish was applied rate of 10 cents per line. W. R. EARL of valuable minutes lost during- the the wood was filled evidently with {he year wrestling a poor gate? yolk of an egg and beeswax. Profiting HELP WANTED FUNERAL DIRECTOR by this Information, Holcomb Business Residence WANTED—To hear from owner of Drop when you have a few spare rubbed these substances Into the raw in Phone 2512 Phone 2213 good farm for sale. State cash price moments possibly we might exchange A dollar will build more fence today wood of a new violin before applying MM AUSTIN, MINN. —full particulars. D. F. Bush, than in many years—more than ideas to our mutual advantage. the varnish. The results were surprising, Minneapolis, Minn. 4-6-8-p it may ever again. the instrument producing a At Hammouton, Cal., the world's largest gold dredger is kept busy 365 DONOVAN & GOSLEE tone that is usually associated with days a year with three shifts of men dredging the Yuba river. A fortune lie? FOR SALE Funeral Directors age. in the river base. The dredger Is shut down once a week to extract the gold FOR SALE:—Typewriter Ribbons, from the separating plates. It cost one million dollars to build the dredger and and Embalmers and Carbon-Paper. We have a fine Lavender, Sweet Lavender. Jt will be kept busy at least twenty years on the Yuba river. Day Calls—Phone 2188 line of the famous Milo ribbons and CLEMENS The cry of "Sweet Lavender" Is once Night Calls carbon paper for all makes typewriters. more heard In the London streets, as PIECE OR t\ CAR LOAD Eels' Life-Saving Corps. When in need of either of T. Donovan—5914 Try Anything Once. W. satisfy it Has been since the Huguenots first these articles let the "NEWS" H. Goslee—6637 They were vinegar "eels" which A short time ago the Woman was A. grew the sweet and cleanly plant on you with this superior brand. Motor and Carriage Service had been allowed a fine, vigorous one of a party that toured the cape DIAL 2047 Local Manager 3-tf. Lavender hill, near where the Clapham growth. When the writer was examining towns of Massachusetts. She was Junction railway station now stands. them with a microscope one got amused at the unexpected dry remarks It carries a very fragrance across the stranded in the shallower portion of of the natives. One day her centuries, recalling the days when London the vinegar-drop. There it wriggled party lunched at a partlcuJarly clean was a little town, and even and squirmed, the while the liquid and inviting wayside inn. At the next Ckarlng Cross was a somewhat distant grew shallower. Just jis it seemed table an emaciated and middle-aged village. As the brieks and mortar about to give its last expiring wriggle couple had reached the dessert stage spread, the lavender retreated up the an amazing thing happened. Several of the meal. The menu said "Indian valley of the little Hlver Wandle. of the other eels made a dash from pudding." "Bring it along," invited the Mltcham lavender became famous, and the deeper vinegar and literally man with a nasai twang, "and we'll Two Sources the visitors to Mltcham fair wandered see what the Indians of this state liked dragged themselves across the ftist through the fields to see the lavender drying shallow towards their helpless for dessert." It came—a brown, semisweetened reaped with a sickle and tied up into comrade. Rushing at the latter with lump on a blue sauceiv He little bunches. Now Mltcham is threatened frantic energy, they gradually worked looked at it a moment, tasted it, made and the last grower is retiring it In the direction of the deeper fluid. a wry face and said to his wife: from business. But London must They reached it safely, too though ""iVa'nl—I'll say, Maria, ef this Is what have its beautiful, blue, scented flower. for some little time it looked as if they ate. I ain't s'prised a bit that —Christian Science Monitor.1 rescuers and rescued were going to tfcefi* ain't none of them left."—Chi- Journal. perish after all. KO of Revenue New Cure for Cataract. new instrument has been Invented by a Spanish surgeon for the "You're Fired cure of cataract of the eye by means of suction. The new method obviates the use of the knife which makes an operation so undesirable In the cases of elderly patients. The former Empress Eugenie was treated by this "You're firfed!" Did you everjiave it said to you? method In her ninety-fourth year with remarkable success. Some folks have and some folks haven't. Yau can't claim particular distinction either way. No Use for It "What's the matter, old chap? Why do people get fired, anyway? Because the boss Didn't she return your love?" Subscriptions and advertising are the only sources of has a personal peeve? Maybe?—but it's hardly likely. "That's just the trouble. She returned it and told me to give it to revenue a newspaper has, and ofter the subscriptions do Every time a new man is employed, it costs the employer some other girl."—Boston Transcript. a good cleal of money to train him. This money not pay for the cost of white paper. must be spent before the new man is really an asset to News advertising brings* results. the firm. And employers are not noted for throwing money away. Advertising* today, especially in newspapers, is the When a man gets fired, it's a pretty safe bet that greatest business getter there is. This is acknowledged he's inefficient, one way or another. Now, why should he be inefficient, provided he's by men who know. People read advertisements in newspapers. been on the job long enough to get on to the ropes? He can't be Just plain dumb, or he would never have gotten They have been educated to do so. Every merchant on to the ropes in the first place. in our town ought to advertise. You remember Most men who show themselves inefficient and incapable of holding down a job have the customary the story about John Wanamaker. The first day he was amount of gray matter under their hats, but they just can't deliver the goods. Why? BECAUSE THEIR in business his receipts were $24.64. He kept 64 cents HEALTH IS BELOW PAR. Ever think of that? and spent the $24.00 the next day in advertising. We The man who gets fired is a sick man physically. That's what's wrong with him. It isn't lack of brains. all can't duplicate this feat, but according to the best No, sir. statistics available three per cent of the gross sales The man whose body machine is out of gear CAN'T be an efficient worker. He can't work as he should should be put aside for advertising. and he can't think as he should. Brain and body are inseparably connected. Lower the efficiency of the body and the brain goes picking May owers instead of Possibly you will say, "I don't need to advertise. I've tending to business. been here thirty years and everybody knows me," The man who gets fired ofter doesn't know there^ anything the matter with his body. He doesn't know there is a Civil War going on inside of him. Some day, BLONDES LIGHTEIL, ARE Probably they do, but did you ever stop to think of the of course, there'll be a battle of Gettysburg and then, ITHAN BRUNETTtJ-flECAUjt maybe, an Appomattox surrender. THEY'RE LIGHTER sales you lose because your fellow competitor advertises? In the meantime, he's fired. Fired because his body We're Lighter on prices of motor He may advertise the same goods you have in your machine being out of gear, prevents him from putting repairing than others. We in his best licks. stock, but the people don't know you have them. The can make that motor run like new. If he had gone to a Chiropractor arid had his body other fellow gets the sale because he advertises. And Motor Inn Repair machine adjusted, he wouldn't have been fired, in all then how much more business would you do if you did probability, in the first place. Because Chiropractic Department gets you well and keeps you well. advertise? The great Health Science of Chiropractic is the best A. H. ANDERSON, "job insurance" in the World, because it keeps you at Proprietor top notch physical efficiency all the time. F- NO CHARGE Do your shopping in The News first—you will be better satisfied 4r- Consultation is without charge or obligation. J. F. Call today. Mower County News W. A. Chapman, D. C. Dealer In COAL, WOOD, LIME, House of CEMENT, SEWER PIPE, Service AUSTIN NATIONAL BANK BUILDING 15/e BRICK AND WALL In the offices formerly occupied by Niehuis & DeBuhr PLASTER, AUSTIN, MINNESOTA TELEPHONE OFFICE HOURS Offke 301 East Bridge St 10-12 a. m. 2-4 p. m. Office 2593 1 y* Phone: Main 82 Any time by appointment» Residence 6164 J| SSI t. Aastin, Minn. %, S