•agp«iir»» 'WnfW?* MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINN: Thursday, Jan. 12,1922. BEING TOO FUNNY eleven Inches above'the ground"or~sfflc Rewards. Fraternity. FIND MARRIAGE TOO COSTLY THE AFTERNOON GOWN stockings, 500 levas for wearing The man who burns the midnight oil The true resistance of nu»i against gloves between April 15 and September never seems to make as much money catastrophies is an augmentation of Why So Many Men Today Step Warily COMPELS ATTENTION 15 without a doctor's certificate, as the one who sells it.—Boston Transcript. humanity. Love one another, aid one Around It—By No Means Always 200 levas for wearing jewelry, 300 another. Solidarity of men Is the retort Woman's Fault. of Humor Not Thing jOversupply a levas for keeping pet dogs, 50 levas to complicity of mysterious facts. for use of walking canes by persons to Be Desired. It is thus that is established on earth Most men say, and many women LEGAL NOTICES less than 50 years old in good health, the third term of the grand human agree with them, that men's great 100 levas for wearing shoes with tops formula, Fraternity. Governments put and growing reluctance toward matrimony exceeding eleven Inches in height, 200 obstacles in the way of Liberty and SHERIFF'S SALE. JUceording to Writer, if One Would is chiefly due to the high cost of levas for wearing fur tippets or Equality, they will come in their time, By virtue of an Execution, issued Succeed in Life, Cultivate Bear.1 living, Emma Wise writes in the London muffs, 500 levas, and for using a baby in spite of the monarchy Equality out of and under the Seal of the District Mail. ing of Solemnity. carriage in cities, 200 levas.—Kansas Court, in and for the County of in spite of the aristocracy. But Fraternity I Financial conditions also explain City Star. Mower and State of Minnesota, upon is the opening door, the emptying -Never make people laugh. If you their extreme discretion in cultivating a judgment rendered and docketed in purse, the helping hand.—Victor would succeed la life you must be friendships with women, for many men the said Court, on the 28th day of Hugo. dread the expense of courtship almost BoJemn, solemn as an ass." That ad*iee November A. D. 1921, in an action The News—$2.50 a year—worth it. as much as that of matrimony. wherein L. W. Nemitz was Plaintiff, to a young and ambitious member Place is the place to list anything Advertisements in The News reach and J. P. O'Brien was Defendant, in There are women—a regrettably parliament is quoted in Ralph Nepal's you may have to dispose of. the consume*. favor of the said Plaintiff and against large number of them—who make "Mayfair and Montmartre,", the said Defendant, for the sum of their sweethearts veritable purse Michael Dane writes in the continental Ten Hundred Thirty-Six and 20(100 slaves. LEGAL NOTICES edition of the London Mail. It is advice LEGAL NOTICES ($1036.20) Dollars which execution which every young man who They are never satisfied unless the was directed and delivered to me as qjfesnts to make himself a great figure poor men keep them liberally supplied Sheriff in and for the County of CITATION FOR HEARING ON PETITION SHERIFF'S SALE. !b the world must take to heart, and with sweets and flovfers, frequently Mower, Minnesota, I have this 28th TO SELL LAND By virtue of an Execution, issued act upon. take them to theaters and concerts, day of November A. D. 1921, levied Estate of Sophia Jacobson. out of and under the Seal of the upon all the right, title and interest When I read that instruction I and make them handsome presents District Court, in and for the County STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of of the said Defendant J. P. O'Brien in thought at once of a man whom I was whenever Christmas, a birthday, or of Mower, and State of Minnesota, Mower. In Probate Court: ss. and to the following described real privileged to know a few years ago. any other occasion offers an excuse. upon a judgment rendered and docketed In the Matter of the Estate of property situate in said Mower County He was a member of parliament. Although It is a lamentable fact that many in the said Court, on the 27th Sophia Jacobson, Ward. to wit: Lot Eleven (ll)inBlock few realized the fact, there women judge a man's devotion by his day of September, A. D. 1921, in an Seven (7) and lots Eleven(11), Twelve THE STATE OF MINNESOTA TO in the heart of him some flaming: capacity for spending on them money action wherein The Austin National were (12) and the South Twenty (20) feet Mary Jacobson, Amelia M. Nelson, Bank, a corporation, was Plaintiff, and enthusiasms, some determinations which, if they reflected for an instant, of Lot Ten (10) in Block Fourteen Clara O. Losten, Hannah V. Bisbee, H. P. Grundmeier was Defendant, in io right wrongs, and to make for the they would know is often saved by denying (14) of the Original Plat of the Village Georgena O. Berg, Emma H. Anderson, favor of the said Plaintiff and against ^following generations a better world himself actual necessaries. of Waltham, Mower County, Minnseota, Josie Hoffland, Laura Jacobson, the said Defendant, for the sum of 4ban his own pampered youth had as per the recorded plat thereof. However, it must be admitted that John J. Jacobson, and Louis Jacobson, Four thousand thirty-one and 29 100 known. He was a man who might it is not always the woman's fault. and to all persons interested in Dollars which execution was directed Now Notice is Hereby Given, That the sale of certain lands belonging to liave made this world a better, saner, Often a girl's sweetheart gives her no and delivered to me as Sheriff in and I, the undersigned Sheriff of said said ward. The petition of Mary and cleaner place to live in—but comparatively chance of acting sensibly. The amount for the County of Mower, Minnesota, Mower county, will sell the above described Jacobson as representative of the early in life he had made of ingenuity which some men evince I have this 3rd day of January A. D. property to the highest bidder, above named Ward, being duly filed £be mistake of displaying himself as in an attempt to conceal the real 1922, levied upon all the right, title for cash, at public auction, at the in this court representing* that it is fanny man. state of an empty purse is truly marvelous. and interest of the said Defendant H. West front door of the Mower County necessary and for the best interest of P. Grundmeier in and to the following That man was the late Spencer Court House, in the City of Austin, .said estate and of all interested therein described real property situate said Hughes. There will always live Js&gh in said Mower County, on th 14th Other girls make extravagant demands that certain lands of said ward described Mower County, to wit: The Northeast day of January, A. D. 1922, at 10 In my mind the memory of one talk upon their sweetheart's time. therein be sold and praying Quarter of Section Twenty-seven, o'clock A. M., to satisfy the said execution, I had with him when, putting aside the that a licence be to her granted to For example, a young man of high Township One Hundred Three North, together with the interest and sell the same. cap and bells of the jester, he spoke ambition wished to devote his evenings Range Seventeen West also the costs thereon, subject to redemption of the thfhgs which lay near his heart, to the study of a subject which Now Therefore, you, and each of Northeast Quarter of Section Twelve, at any time within one year from day and I realized the nature of the man you, are hereby citied and required might be of great use to him, but Township One Hundred Four North of sale, according to law. to show cause, if any you have, before who was usually so thoroughly disguised. which would restrict his visits to his •*v fy' of Range Eighteen West. Dated at Austin, Minn., November this court, at the Probate Court •v Vfc He had vision and—which is fiancee to Sundays only. Now Notice is Hereby Given, That iMbfiVtacti Wu 28th, A. D. 1921. Rooms in the Court House, in the tMMi Al4^ me®** adii more rare—he had the constructive *&$m I, the undersigned Sheriff of said When he mentioned his plan to her N. NICHOLSEN, City of Austin, County of Mower, Mower County, will sell the above mind. But he had shown himself she wept and reproached him for contemplated Sheriff of Mower County, Minn. State of Minnesota on the 6th day described property to the highest bidder, to the world as a jester, and the neglect. Now he wants to SASSE & FRENCH, of February, 1922. at 3 o'clock P. M. for cash, at public auction, at -world, which will never forgive a Attorneys for Judgment Creditor. know what he must do. why the prayer of said petition should the West front door of the Mower Dec. 1, 8, 15 ,22, 29, Jan. 5, 12. Jester who turns from his jesting to From the standpoint of common not be granted. County Court House, in the City ®f THE serious affairs, compelled him to remain sense there is only one thing he can WITNESS the Judge of said Court, afternoon gown compels girdles, bur mere are several others Austin, in said Mower County, on the a jester to the end. and the seal of said court, this 11th do. A woman of that type will never 20th day of February, A. D. 1922, at more attention from the average that must be reckoned with. In the Insurance Specialists The world has so deep, so insatiable day of January, 1922. help any man along in the world. 10 o'clock A. M., to satisfy the said woman than almost any handsome afternoon frock pictured, a need for laughter that it believes execution, together with the interest I HENRY WEBER, JUN., The girl who asks -that a tnan shall other Item in her wardrobe, and is which might be made of either crepe and costs thereon, subject to redemption St cannot spare any of its clowns. It Judge of Probate Court. Austin Insurance Agency sacrifice his prospects for her pleasure therefore the most diversified in its or charmeuse, the girdle is of the material at any time within one year from (COURT SEAL) te compassed about with serious people, E. Ray Cory, Manager and to satisfy her vanity is the kind development. Designers present each of the dress and the sleeves Inconspicuous, day of sale according to law. A. W. WRIGHT, and It has a cranky belief that serious Babcock Building of girl who should be left alone. season several styles, having more or but the most has been Dated at Austin, Minn., January M. A. NELSON, ^people are alone to be trusted with AUSTIN, MINNESOTA less uniformity women make their made of the new nail-head trimming 3, A. D. 1922. Attorneys for Petitioner. serious work. But once a man has |Sts Taxation in Bulgaria. choice of these and proceed to develop which outlines the neck and sleeves, N. NICHOLSEN, File No. 3728. Jan. 12, 19, 26. awvealed his possession of a trace of The peasants are now firmly established Sheriff of Mower County, Minnesota. this choice along Individual forms pointed panels on the skirt and jdhe spirit of the clown it will not in power in Bulgaria, and legislative CATHERWOOD & NICHOLSEN, For lines. They determine the silhouette, furnishes an embellishment for the allow him thenceforward to appear as bodies, both state and provincial, R. C. ALDERSON, the position of the waist line, length CHRONIC DISEASES front of the bodice. It is one of comparatively Travelers' Guide Attorneys for Judgment Creditor. anything else. in which their representatives are in of skirt, materials and trimmings to few short-sleeved models, MEDICAL Jan. 5, 12, 19, 26, Feb. 2, 9. You have only to look round the the majority, are engaged in transferring be used and undertake to assemble but there Is a considerable number of of today to see how violently the burden of taxation to the Unless otherwise designated, all the these essentials of the mode in original, afternoon frocks in which shorter ELECTRICITY 'true this is. There is W. W. Jacobs. shoulders of the despised city folk. trains listed below are daily. See sleeves than these are made long by ingenious and interesting ways. 'Xbs bejgan to write funny stories, and The district council of Roustchouk footnote for explanation of the addition of chiffon sleeves matching Dr. A. I. ARNESON As to the silhouette for this winter, rfltae world will take none but funny has evolved the following taxes, which the gown in color. Any amount reference marks. it is not debatable—it is slender, and atarles from him. In the "Monkey's it styles "American": of decoration may be lavished on Specialist. Bold faced figures indicate P. M. the waist line is low. Skirts are longer Paw" he showed that he could equal For carrying a parasol, 50 levas sleeves, and they reach the apex of Office Hours: than they were, and one may introduce Light faced figures indicate A. M. ,4f not surpass Edgar Allan Poe in (nominally worth 19 cents each) their importance in afternoon gowns. Over 9 A. M. to 6 P. M. panels, draperies and tunics, grimly tragic writing, but the world CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE & ST. yearlyfor Aiiinris? s'lirts more ih&a Gas Office. Automatic 2676 so' long as they do not Interfere with PAUL R'Y. idoes not want him to write yarns I. & M. Division. the straight and narrow path of the $104.50 in Prizes about fat sallormen and impossible A 4* silhouette. Lv. Arr. Arr. Villagers. for Eagles9 Mask Austin. St. Paul. Mpls. Then there is the case of the late The most novel features for this season No. 1-- 6:20 10:00 10:50 are to be found in sleeves and Ball* January 19th jS. G. Knowles. The world which wants ODrrvoHT iv varvN MWAK* UNIOI No. 3-- 3:15 7:00 7:45 ito laugh knew him as an admirable FREE EXPERT Lv. Lv. Arr. *nnsic hall comedian. Only a few were 29, original village of Austin 1 Mpls. St. Paul. Austin. Real Estate Transfers Gents INSPECTION aware that he was an explorer of note, Wm. E. Brown et ux to Sam No. 2-- 7:00 7:45 11:40 and that he only went on the stage Best costume representing some No. 8-- 2:45 3:30 7:25 Wicks, E 79 ft. lots 1 and 2 to earn money enough to finance the Deeds. character, $9.00 Auto Spot Light, C. Our watering and testing service block 4, Parker & Browns For Milwaukee and Chicago. expeditions which earned him the fellowship Edward D. Kenevan et ux to A. Carlson. is FREE but it is NOT Add 4700 Lv. Austin. Arr. Calmar. of the Royal Geographical Robert D. Kenevan, lot 12, careless or indifferent because Sam Wicks et ux to Roscoe G. Best group of three or more—$6.00 No. 4— 7:20f 10:00f society. of this feature—it is painstaking Block 3, Kenevan & King's Patton, E 79 ft. lots 1 and 2, Cash—Wm. Cutter. No. 2— 11:59* 2:40* and thorough. If you are born that way the world Add $ 500 block 4, Parker Brown's Add 1 Mixed— 4:20 (Sunday only) Best Geo. Washington—$5.00 Cash will quite possibly pay you a lot of Roy O. Beaver et ux to Merle The service is for YOU regardless Geo. C. Cashman to I. S. Van Mixed— 5:20 (Tues.-Thurs.) —Austin National Bank. money for being funny. But it is perfectly of your make battery C. Patton, 22-104-16 W 1 House, lot 7, block 11, W. Lv. Calmar Arr. Austin. Best Uncle Sam—Box of Cigars— certain that it will forbid you pnd without any obligation. Ethan J. Akin et al to Wm. H. No. 1— 3:45 6:05 Park Add 1 Try it. to follow any other trade than that Gordon Kenevan. Decker, NE *4 3 and N Vz No. 3— 12:10 2:55 Hasmer A. Brown to Florence the clown, and will forbid you any SE 3-104-17 W 32091 Best Irishman—$2.00 Pipe—A. J. University of Mixed— 6:00* 1:15* E. Halbrook, N 30 acres NE /«ndnrlng fame. Shakespeare is venerated Time saved, money saved, Elmer D. Hopfe et ux to C. W. Churchill. V, & SW and W 60 acres Southern Minnesota for his tragedies, not for his Mason City Branch. when the broken or cracked part Rosenthal, N 25 ft. lot 4, Best Indian—$5.00 Cash—Farmers W SE 5-103-17 1 Lv. Austin. Arr.Mason City. comedies. Hogarth is honored as an block 5, Davidson's Add 1 & Merchants Bank. is made Frank Hangge et ux to Forrest as good or better than No. 102— 11:59 1:30 DIAL 7502 .artist and not as a humorist. John J. D. Sheedy et ux to M. F. R. Hangge, N 50 ft. of S. 135 Best Tramp—$3.00 Alarm Clock— No. 108— 7:52 9:20 .Sebastian Bach, funniest of all musicians, new, by welding. Dugan et ux, 55x110 Ft. of Lv. Mason City. Arr. Austin. ft. lots 13 and 14, block 12, Herzog & Voigt. is praised mainly because in Let us post you on the service lot 5, block 27, R. R. Add 1 No. 101— 4:50 6:10 A R. R. Add 1 odd moments he wrote solemn music. Best Jew—$2.50 Windshield Cleaner—Erdman John H. Rochford to Geo. H. No. 103— 1:30 3:00 we give. H. C. Bliss to Laura M. Lane, The funny man may earn money at Jordan Garage Co. Rochford, E 10 acres NW V* Spenccr S.-M. Division—Mankato and the moment. He never earns anything 5 lots 5 and 6, block 15, Vz Best Cow Boy—Dairy Brand Ham University of SE and W 20 acres NE V± Wessington Springs, S. D. Woodlawn Park Add 1 «lse. SE 4-101-18 1 —R. H. Johnson & Son. Lv. Arr. Arr. Southern Minnesota Geo. Gillett et ux to L. B. Gillett Funeral Director. C. B. Sherman to Beck Waiker Best Clown—$7.00 Gents Shoes—J. Austin. Wells. Jackson. et ux to L. B. Gillett, A Terrier Decorated. The Establishment of Co., SE 34-103 N 15 W.... 1 No. 1— 6:30* 8:20* 10:45* F. Prochnow. DIAL 6125. frE V4 17-103-17 1 A ferrior named Peter, belonging to Service. Alfred B. Lane et ux to H. C. No. 23— 3:50* 5:40* 8:25* Best Coon—$2.50 Hydrometer and Quit Claim Deeds. ®ev. W. Adams of Liverpool, has been Lv. Lvv Arr. Bliss, S lots 5 and 6, block Vz Tire Patch Outfit—Pierce Battery Co. awarded the medal of the National Ada Weseman to Emma J. Jackson. Wells Austin. 15, Woodlawn Park Add 1 Otnlne Defense league. While on Hotson and Araminta I. Aultfather, Best Charlie Chaplin—$5.00 Cash No. 22— 6:35* 8:53* 11:05* U. S. Gillett et ux to Geo. Gillett, Hiollday at Borrowdale in the lake lots 16 and 17, tyock No. 8— 2:35* 5:00* 7:00* —First National Bank. NE 17-193 N-17N .... 1 -dffstrlct Peter was locked In a garage 1, Oak Park Add, outlot 4, Best Cook—$2.50 Meal Ticket— Detlef C. Lohff to Wm. Schumann, Lv. Austin, Arr. LaCrosse. adjoining the hotel and, startled the SW 2-102 M. 18 W, SW Kobes Cafe. W NE and E No. 22No. Vz Vz 4:00* 11:20* .gnests by barking violently. Mrs. also part of Wilkins Ave 1 8— NW 27 and SE V* 22 with 7:20* 11:55* Ladies Jidams went to soothe him, and in Edward H. Devlin to Mary Lv. LaCrosse. Arr. Austin. exceptions in 103 N. 14 W 1 Best Costume Representing some aearehlng for the cause Mrs. Adams Sheehan, the center 70 ft. Tell Yo\ir Next Door No. 1— 7:00$ 11:45$ Wm. G. Kerr to Grace S. Kerr, -discovered that a young man named lots 6 'and 7, block 9, R. R. character, $7.50 Ladies scarf, Jensen No. 23— 11:17* 3:40* Undivided of S SE Vz Vz V* .Arnold had fallen 50 feet down the Add 1 & Phiffer. Daily except Sunday. and undivided Vz "SE V* SE Vt Mllslde and was pinned by the rocks James D. Sheehan to Edward Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Neighbor Best Group of three or moi^e—$6.00 35-101-18 9000 which had fallen with him. His leg H. Devlin, center 70 ft. lots Saturday only. Cash—Dr. H. F. Pierson. C. O. Wadman to Nels Peterson, was fractured and there were many Daily except Saturday. 6 and 7, block 9, R. R. Add.. 1 Best Japanese Lady—5 lb. box On Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday aevere wounds on his body. Mrs. N SE and SE Vz V* Ida May White et ux to Rose Candy—Owatonna Fruit Co. only. JLdams attended to the Injured man SE Vi 13-104-17 and portion E. Rice, lot 7 and W. 5 ft. 8, About the Mower County Best Nurse—$5.00 Velvet Rug—A. «mtil the arrival of the nearest doctor, Wy2~SW W. R. R. rightof-way NEWS block 7, West Park Add 1 who lived four miles away. Had 18-104-16 24900 B. Lovell. Louis F. King to Samuel E. IPeter not given the alarm the young Geo Miller to Wilhelmine Best Colonial Lady—$5.00 in trade King, S W% 8-104 N-15W ... 1 man would probably have died before Buck, N NW & and SE Vz V* Mattie O. Asper to Ole T. Olson —Frank Uzlik. lie was discovered.—Manchester Guardian. NW Vi 11-101 N 15 W 1 et al, lot 6, block 3, Best Martha Washington—$5.00 in Tilla Miller et al to C. A. Akkerman, Lv. Arr. Arr. Original Village of Grand trade—Tony Knauer & Son. N SE ancf SW Austin, St. Paul. Mpls. Vz V\ Meadow 60 Best Irish Woman—3 lb. box Candy Use for Old Boot Soles. No. 12— 3.50 7:30 8:10 SE y* and ,SE SW V* Myreil Shaffer to Wm. Prinz- —Chas. Fox. Many devices have been suggested No. 16—4:40 8:20 9:00 10-104-15 18000 Sr. E E NW 12-104N Vz Vz for the utilization of old army boot Best Indian Girl—Box of Stationary—Schleuder Lv. Lv. Arr. Oltman Akkerman Jr. et ux to 14W 1 Mpls. St. Paul: Austin. aoles, the chief being concerned with Paper Co. C. A. Akkerman, undivided No. 15— 8 25 9:00 1:20 Minnie Car et al to Ole T. 01^on, tfnel production. But a periodical, the 1)9 interest N SE and Best Witch—Nut Bowl and Picks— Vz No. 11— 6:50 10:59 7:25 You like its twice-a-week visits in your lot 6, block 3, Original Fertilizer, proposes to use them for SW SE SE SW V* V* V* Fraternal Order Eagles. Village of Grand Meadow .. 120 stimulating the growth of beans and 10-104-15 2666.66 Fort Dodge, Carroll, Manning. Best Jockey Lady—Box of Stationary—Earl home. Why not pass the good word peas. The plan suggested is that of Anna Beardsley et ux to C. A. Lv. Austin. Arr. Omaha. Printing Co. carbonizing part of the leather Into printing in America's Early Days. No. 15— 1:20 10:30 Akkerman, undivided 1|9 interest along. It's only $2.50 for 105 issues, every Best Topsy— $2.00 in Trade—Frank lamp black and extracting sulphate of The first printing press in New England No. 11— 10:56 7:44 N SE and SW Vz Kasak. ammonia from the residue. It sounds was set up in Cambridge in 163d. •Lv. Omaha Arr. Austin. SE SE SW 10-10415 Vi V* Monday an Thursday. Send in No. 16— ~7:20 4:40 •£i rather like putting one's foot in one's The first book printed was the "Freeman's Best Old Maid—$3.00 in Trade— 2666.63 No. 12— 7:30 1 3:42 mouth but even that is a way of Oath," the second an almanac Federal Bakery. Victoria A Law to Jessie M. their names and we will send them a making both ends meet.—London for New England, and the third the Best Waitress—$2.50 Box of Candy Bowler, S S SE of Vz TRIANGLE TAXI LINE Psalms. There were five printing Chronicle. j- NE 26-102-17 containing 10 Albert Lea—Austin. V4. —Kobes Cafe. sample copy post haste. presses running In Boston in 1719, and Lv. Austin Arr. Albert Lea acres •. *1 Prizes are on display in show window The Difference. it is very probable that during that SO 8:00 a. m. 9:00 a. m. Alfred E. Johnson et ux to Arnold of Ed's Toggery. Young Son—Father, what is the difference years from 1639, numerous books were 11:00 a. m. 12:00 m. F. Johnson, undivided Admission—Masked or unmasked, 3:00 p. m. 4:00 p. m. between robbery and pillage? printed. of lot 5 and E lot 4, Vz Lv. Albert Lea Arr Austin including war tax: Gents $1.00, Ladies Father—Perhaps, I can explain it, lot 6, block 13, Morgan's Vz 9:15 a. m. 10:15 a. m. Interesting store news will be any son, by saying that a dentist's bill 35c. Add, also undivided interest 1:00 p. m. 2:00 p. m. found on every page of The News in fa robbery, while a doctor's bill is absolute Advertisement Jan. 9, 16.'*'. 4:15 p. m., 5:15 p. m. strip 100x45 ft. block this issue. Shop here first. pillage.-r-WaysIde Tales. 6W'r",'*•*-.Tiv I -v 11' s'J 5 i, tf-ir I it S 1 & •afVuil'r I'tfyfa -j mm