••w Fives Monday, Jan. 2, 1922 MmERCflUNTYNEW£ AUSTIN Page HORMELSSTALK irrCKIESAYS ^Formation of Grano Bank. V, TOO MUCH GALL. Testing the. Hairdresser's Touch. The Grand bank of Newfoundland Under the above caption the Presjton CHIC TAILORED J?ROCKS«v In Berlin there is a "school" -when Is supposed to be composed of deposits paper printed in their" last issue (t is the aim not merely to teach the of solid matter brought from !jthe VIE WITH COSTUME SUITS KBU9PAPEB& DOW students what to do, but to. instruct the following advertisement The best Arctic seas by icebergs, which gradually them thoroughly in the best way to MAKE MO CfcORaiNfrMf PBQPWfcl that can be said is -that the writer melt by contact with the warm do It, and there Is a test which thej^ fco GOYY/S, NU*tvc certainly does ont camouflage his water of the Gulf stream. all have to meet before they are Denver Athletes Lose 'JWfc'eOHttf meaning to any great extent, judged to be competent hairdressers. 1UBKN, fcO \p NOV) Ovue 06 We hope among other things that to Packers Thursday DATE CREAMS. This machine is specially designed to he gets his money, and it offers a suggestion AVNtVttVi', 2 cupfuls brown sugar, cupful test the user's ability to comb balr 26 to 13. to collectors. Nuff said. TO WANE \r NOVM*. tvithout pulling or jerking or breaking corn sirup, cupful water, teaspoonful One of our local tail end officials ~V*NHVCNOON. It. By recording the tension at all cream of tartar, cupful commonly known as the "Peanut Politician," times during the combing, it gives dates, V2 cupful walnut meats, 2 egg Pushing their opponents completely complete indication,.of the manner In whites, 1 teaspoonful .vanilla. evidently is tolerably interested off their feet from the outset, the" Boil together the Sugar, corn sirdp, which the wielding of the coml in the welfare of the negative Hormel basketball team defeated the progressed. water, and cream of tartar until it side of the local coal questjo^. How Denver Tigers at the Armory Thursday will form a soft ball in cold water much he is being paid for shooting night in a one-sided game, 26 to add the dates which have been An Asinine Ad. hot air and propaganda is beyond me. 13. ... chopped fine, /eturn the pan to the "Wanted to Buy—A few good sized Candidly I would be much obliged to The Dairy boys evidently surprised fire and boil until it forms a hard ball mules. Must be reasonable." Whs this hair brained bird if he would the visiting team for they seemed to in cold watier add the vanilla, then ever saw a reasonable mule? call at my office and pay his accotmt pour' the mixture over the stiffly be unable to break up the combinations beaten egg whites. Beat until creamy, which is $7.10 for chicken, feed received during the first period of play Heavy Cold? Chest then drop by spoonfuls onto oiled paper several years ago. I have already and the Packers had things much put half walnut meats on top. spent, its equivalent for postage All Clogged Up? their own way. The Tigers whenever stamps requesting a settlement. An they got the ball hesitated and only ^oritect/- A DON'T early response from him will be greatly let loose of it when it was forced let it get a start, Dr. King's "appreciated and will probably save New Discovery will get right from them". In the second half they down to work, relieving the tight feeling additional expense and exposure. seemed more on the aggresive, but »v- in the chest, quieting the racking not enough to make the Hormel quint cough,. gently stimulating the bowels,, Those communities which have fostered worry to any extent over the score. thus eliminating the cold poisonsAlways the dairy cow find that they reliable. Just good medicine The first period gave Hormels 19 have better bank balances than less made to ease colds and coughs. to 7 for the Tigers, and the game favored sections in which dairying For fifty years a standard remedyAll ended 26 to 13 with the Denverites the family can take it with helpful has been neglected. There still is carrying off the small end. results. Eases the children's croup. much room for herd improvement.— No harmful drugs. Convincing, healing In their anxiety to hold the locals, OLD YEAR AND NEW St. Peter Herald.* taste that the kiddies 'ike- At all many personal fouls were registered druggists, 60c. We have long preached the gospel THE FIRST OF THE YEAR against the visiting players. "Hey, what are you doing there?" of cows, confidence, clover, corn, The line-up: "Turning over a new leaf! The cream checks, and D's. It's a combination Hormels— Tigers— first of the ye?' h-?re." Mew Discovery that can't be licked.—Redwood Wengert r. Sifford Falls Gazette. Forget Past, Start Anew With Cress 1. Scheer WD PAIN DISTURB For Colds and Coughs Dugan Steffes No Apology for Yesterday. "Advertising doesn't jerk—it pulls. Cipra Caley Feel Badly? Bowels Sluggish? It begins gently at first, but the pull YOUR SLEEP? Haven't any "pep" in work or play. Laslett 1. g. ... White Eagle is steady. It increases day by day Box Up All Mistakes and Troubles You're constipated! The stimulating Field goals—Dugan 4, Wengert 3, Tmatism and year by year until it exerts- an irresistible action of Dr. King's Pills brings back That Never. Happened and HE pain and torture of rheucan Cress 2, Laslett 1, Sifford 2, Steffes 3, old time energy. All druggists, 25c. power."—John Wanamaker. Bury Them Deep. be quickly relieved White Eagle 1 free throws—Cipra PROMPT! GRIPE lir. King's WON'T Pills by an application of Sloan's 6 out of 14, Steffs 1 out of 4. Liniment. It brings warmth, ease and VISITED a penitentiary Mower County News comfort and lets you sleep soundly. one time. The turnkey went MARKET PLACE LIGHT ON DEVIL Always have a bottle and handy before, unlocked all the apply when you feel the first twinge. do or an a STREET It penetrates without rubbing. locked them after we had tend to the hip line. The same fur Jhe coal for thinkers AND THE DANCE dresses, including coat One Cent Per Word Per Insertion. It's splendid to take the pain out of gone," through. We went makes'a'little cape-collar at the back dresses, are setting a pace In Minimum Charge Twenty-five cents. tired, aching musdlps, sprains and from cell-house to cellhouse, and from and appears in a.,band on the flaring Ten Cents Collection Charge Will Be strains, stiff joints, jend lame backs. originality and "chic" that challenges For forty years'pain's enemy. Ask SILVEDKSH corridor to corridor. We could not go sleeves. This dress is smartly finished Added for all ads not paid for in advance. even the costume suit to keep (Continued from Page 1) your neighbor. Readers or locals not run in $1.40.<p></p>Sloarts back, but we could go forward. Forget witlf a girdle of wide satin ribbon up, with it. They have become indispensable At all druggists—35c, 70c, this column will be charged at the about last year. December 31 with a big rosette at the side making and designers find it possible hysteria. They all fled terror stricken rate of 10 cents oer line. locks its doors securely forever. You a telling touch On it. to be more original in these tailored from the place. Some hid in the can't unlock those doors. What has The costume suit which dares to Best for the money frocks than in suits—for this season FOR SALE woods all night, others found' shelter been done cannot be undone. Perhaps rival such unusual dresses must reveal there- is a great diversity in them. Liniment'" at farm houses. Twenty-six cars were you began your life's journey quite They range in style aJl the way from some clever details in its makeup. BUCKWHEAT FLOUR, 5 cents per enem left standing by the pavilion until daylight pound. Bring your own container. awhile ago, 1900 is gone! 1910 is those as plain as the severest tailored The popular model pictured undertakes Dial Rural 4321. 48-6-p. gone! 1920 is gone! Those years all to meet this requirement in came and the party rallied and suits to those that are more fanciful sped by, and they are locked forever. than formal suits. its long coat, split at the sides with kept their courage up by keeping Ask your Dealer They are, gone with lost opportunitieswasted Travelers' Guide turned back revers. Six large flat buttons close together and got the cars away. PROFESSIONAL The graceful model shown here, privileges, broken pledges. You emphasize the novelty of the "Many and varied stories are told with redingote effect in bodice and DIRECTORY cannot call them back. revers and divide attention with the tunic, opens at the front displaying Unless otherwise designated, all the about the details, but the above is Regrettable it is we cannot go back, handsome embroidery at the bottom trains listed below are daily. See a dark vestee. Revers on the bodice CLIFFORD C. LECK, M. D. generally told by all. If it was a and, with the added experience of of the coat and narrow panels of it on footnote for explanation of are bound with braid and the collar Dial 2038 hoax, it was cleverly done and the years live a portion of our lives again. the back. The plain sleeves are conspicuous reference marks. has an inlay at the back of white Physician and Surgeon proprietor has offered $1,000 for an Bold faced figures indicate P. M. Every high-minded person would do by being close-fitting and broadcloth striped .with flat silk braid. Hirsh Block, Austin, Minn. Light faced figures indicate A. M. explanation-of it His^place, hotel and differently- if he. was given the last long in a season when sleeves do all A panel of the broadcloth is let in at X-Ray and Laboratory Equipment CHICAGO, MILWAUKEE & ST. ten or twenty years to live over. But sorts of surprising things, and the collar all is deserted and abandoned. He Assistants— each side of the tunic and covered PAUL R'Y. tvhy think over the past?, Why nurse of fur follows the lead of the Ernest H.Morris, M. D. nor his family dare remain there. with bands of braid and this same I. & M. Division. the unfortunate in your bosom? sleeves Iby sticking tt conventional Mabelle Moore, R. N. decorative feature makes a finish for "If it was the real devil, he has Lv. Arr. Arr. You cannot go back if you would lines. the cuffs. Another, beautiful street Austin. St. Paul. Mpls. hurt his own business, for dancing if you are sensible you would not if dress is made of duvetyn in dark blue No. 1— 6:20 10:00 10:50 among that class has ceased. It has you could. "To brood over life's unforgotten W. R. EARL with rolling collar, vestee and girdle No. 3— 3:15 7:00 7:45 been a real sensation, and I suppose past only double^ the present Lv. Lv. Arr. FUNERAL DIRECTOR in beige satin. T^e skirt is scalloped has been widely advertised. The hardest load, makes one more morose and Mpls. St. Paul. Austin. at the bottom and vertical bands of Business Residence crabbed, and deepens the furrows in No. 2— 7:00 7:45 11:40 people to convince that it was a Persian lamb above the scallops ex­ Phone 2512 Phone 2213 COCYUCHT CV VBTUN NCVSWtt UNIOM No. 8— 2:45 3:30 7:25 one's brow. Wipe off the slate. Box hoax are those who were there. Yours AUSTIN, MINN. up all omissions, all "shallow miseries," very sincerely, A. L. Richardson." MOLASSES FOAM. For Milwaukee and Chicago. all mistakes, ail the troubles Lv. Austin. Arr. Calmar. This is the very cheapest candy. DONOVAN & GOSLEE that never happened—and bury the|p. RADIATOR REPAIRS SPEAK THE GOOD WORD. No. 4— 7:20f 10:00| Boil equal parts (say, one cup each) Funeral Directors Then about face! Head erect, cheat No. 2— 11:59* 2:40* Speak a good word for your town of sugar and good molasses together out, shoulders back, and—forward and Embalmers Mixed— 4:20 (Sunday only) until the mixture becomes brittle when and country whenever an opportunity march! Look every person squarely Mixed— 5:20 (Tues.-Thurs.) ALL WORK GUARANTEED Day Calls—Phone 2188 tested in ice water, and then put into presents itself. More towns die for in the eye, make no apology for yesterday, Lv. Calmar Arr. Austin. Nigbt Calls this (first) lemon flavoring (just a want of confidence on the part of for tomorrow is before you. The No. 1— 3:45 6:05 T. W. Donovan—5914 .few drops) and a level teaspoonful of Austin, Radiator Repair business men and the lack of public new year is yours. The world lies at No. 3— 12:10 2:55 H. A. Goslee—6637 .carbonate of soda—old-fashioned baking 213 East Maple St. EW YEAR day flies the flag your very feet. Mixed— 6:00* 1:15* spirit than from rivalry of neighboring Motor and Carriage Service soda. Stir very briskly and be of hope. Many of us come HARRY JONES GARAGE This is not a message simply for towns or adverse surroundings. prepared, for the candy foams up^ Mason City Branch. to the close of the year with youth, because no person is exempt When a man is in search of a home 'over twice the quantity it was before Lv. Austin. Arr.Mason City. a sense of defeat. We have from moral obligations. There is no No. 102— 11:59 1:30 or business location and goes to a the soda was added, hence the necessity failed to accomplish what age limit in life's battle. When we No. 108— 7:52 9:20 AUTOS for making it in a big pan and of town and finds everything brim full of we had hoped. Events have are th'rough with the world the world Lv. Mason City. Arr. Austin. .having your buttered tins at hand to hope and enthusiasm over prospects of shaped themselves against us, and we is through with us. Too many persons No. 101— 4:50 6:10 ipour it in Instantly when it is GIVEN have lacked the power to stem the the place, and everybody earnestly at consider it fashionable to "retire" No. 103—^-1:30 3:00 thoroughly "risen." This candy must I tide. The good resolutions with which work to build up the town, he soon at a certain age, and that age never be exposed to sudden cold while S.-M. Division—Mankato and we so bravely started soon went lame is getting constantly lower. becomes imbued with the same spirit 'cooling. Wessington Springs, S. D. a and dropped out. Thus- many of us If one has not found life's place before and as a result, he drives down his Lv. Arr. Arr. find the shadows of disappointment, forty, the more the reason for stakes and goes to work with the same Austiii. Wells. Jackson. discouragement and failure falling his doubling his efforts after forty. No. 1— 6:30* 8:20* 10:45* interest. When, however, he goes to around us as the old year closes. What A man should not consider withdrawing No. 23— 3:50* 5:40* 8:25* a town and nearly everyone expresses is the use of struggling longer? We Lv. Lv. Arr. from life's toil at fifty, and one doubt and apprehension over the future are fated to disaster. Jackson! Wells Austin. should not think himself old at sixty. Then New Year day dawns and prospects of the place, musing No. 22— 6:35* 8:53* 11:05* Gladstone was doing the best work something is saying: "Try again." No. 8— 2:35* 5:00* 7:00* about and indulging in mourning, of his life at eighty-five, and at eightyseven There is ozone in the air. Events begin complaining about imaginable evils toured England on a speechmaking Lv. Austin. Arr. LaCrosse. to wear a different outline. Voices trip in behalf of Armenia. which are likely to befall the town, he No. 22— 11:20* 4:00* are calling. Hands beckon us on. Little streams often dry up in the No. 8— 11:55* naturally feels that it is not the place "1:20* And as we lift our eyes to face the future, I'm Giving This Car Away Lv. LaCrosse. Arr. Austin. desert, .but great rivers run full for him, and at once shakes the dust yonder on the sky line flies the No. 1— 7:00$ 11:45$ strength to the sea, and turn the from his feet, while he pulls with all flag of hope. No. 23— 11:17* 3:40* wheels of commerce before they finally This is what New Year day would possible speed for some other town. Daily except Sunday. plunge into the oc6an. Small lives are AND I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU do fdr you and me. It would put ginger Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Consequently, try and make a live, easily discouraged, but every great Yes, I mean that. I don't sell Autos. I give them away. Just tbfr other and punch into our sapped and Saturday only. enterprising, progressive town out of day I gave Miss Anna Wilson, a 15-year-old of Ihlen, Minnenota, a Stnrtebaker life is rooted in the past, blossoms today girl fading vitality. It would help us to Daily except Saturday. Special I didn't know her, never saw her in my life until the day Six. the one in which you live and remember and bears fruit tomorrow. I gave heard of her until she answered one of my advertisements. her the car. Never On Sunday, Tuesday and" Thursday stand on our feet and look the world I sent her my easy subscription plan and she earned her Studebaker that when you are working for or The greatJlfe is ahead, because we jmly. by calling- on less tha.n 100 of her friends and neighbors. fearlessly in the face and carry on. It have the blessed results of yesterday's saying a good word for your town, •would shout in our. ears: "Forward! You Want An Automobile-^I Have it experience. The future is full you are accomplishing all the more March!" of promise. America's greatest history A $2,095 Hudson "Super Six" and three other big Six Cylinder Cars a 13 856 for yourself. Speak a good word for Some cynic may say it will be the "Buick Si*," a $1,790 Paige "Linwood Six," and a $1,545 Oldsmobile for four is yet to be written.., The best old story again, but success is on the ambitious, energetic persons who desire them. your town—Inter Lake Tribune. days are yet to come. 1921 was far -. NO WINDER. road to meet the man who tries. It is SEND IN YOUR NAME better than 1920, 1922 will be better P. Knox, contest M. Manager, Dept. 20ft Milton's Mulberry Tree. a glorious thing to put up a fight, even Dorothy—Oh, father, why haveiyou jkv. Arr. Arr. than 1921, if we w»U 4$ke it so. We A cutting from a mulberry tree if you'seem to lose. We are not lost buttoned your coat way up around Austin. St. Paul. Mpls. No experience or skill necessary. No T^want One'or^he autYnnnhiieK *n k. mnnfv- Tust a.'little aitare time vfbitinir want one the automobiles to be or shall find this a very good old world, money, just a mtie spare ume visiung g]Ven away. Tell me how to get it. planted by John Milton at Oxford has No. 12—3.50 7:30 8:10 because w.6. fail, but because we decline •your chin? among your friendB and neighbors 1 .If we are -willing ttf 'do our part. b#fen planted in the grounds of Milton's No. does it. No easier way—no better-op- Natne ... to attempt. 16—4:40 8:20 9:00 Father—So as to hide this tieiyour portunity But you will'rnever know ****". "Success consists nqt in. never fallling, cottage at Chalfont. It is a pretty Lv. Lv. Arr. JTlie' page of yesterday is a stained mother bought me for Christmas, my how easy and simple It .is until I State but in rising every time .we fall.* 'i Ikfpls. St. Paul. Austin. send you full particulars. Tou are in ... **"*. sentiment which inspired such an act page, blurred by our tears and blotted child. no Way obligated. R. R. '—Nathan Howard Gist in Grit. No. 15— 8:25 9:00 1:20 a prlbute to the great poet which'he with failure, but the page of tomorrow No. 11—«:50 7:25 10:59 T-t*" wcruld have been the Jim to appreciate 'rj. .: rnUin is white and clean. The New FARMERS' AND HOME Writing. Having fled from Loudon to this Year Is saying that you may do better. Fort Dodge, Carroll, Manning. In^style, .a other things, It Is well MAKERS SHORT COURS^ ji|Fet Bucks village, he there put into Grandly begin!—Dr. James I. Vance, Lv Austin. Arr. Omaha. always to uiln at the combination of SLATED FOR ALL hands of friend Ellwood the completed in-Springfield (III.) Journal. No. 15— 1:20 10:30 Everything Clean and Sanitary as many excellences as jposslble—opposite (Continued from Page One) "Paradise Lost." fie had him No, 11— 10:56 7:44 excellences, it may be—those Only Four Puffs. take it home, "read it at my leisure." •v Lv. Omaha. Arr. Austin. —j—: other beauties of prose. A busy age became Recently Dick, age eight, AUSTIN'S BEST RESTAURANT says, Ellwood, "and when I had so No. 16— 7:20 4:40 which will be of great value to the will hardly educate "Its writers In correctness. and for terribly sick quite suddenly, No. 12— 7 30 3:42 done, return it to him with my judgment livestock breeders. mother ...The.tZ Let its writers take time apparently no reason. His thereon." Leisure is the spirit On Thursday, January 5, the following TRIANGLE TAXI LINE sto write English more as a learned tried every way to learn what he had of this quiet cottage, wjthjts wealth Albert Lea—Austin. Ideal cattle breed associations language and completing that ccrrect4tyn.of been eating that could have caused p'ljh of climbing roses the feuSbei+y tr6e I^^uftin Albert Lea lUGVLL K^Qjre '\'7 style which had only .gone a his illness. Finally in a faint voice will hold thbSi? annual meetings: from Oxford will be, an added jgharpt 8700 a.„m. .. 9:00 a. m. "certain way in the last century, raise he saidc ".Mother, do you suppose .Hereford, Aberdeen-Angus, Holstein, in the coming years in this place of A A -jd 11:00 a. m. 12:00 m. •the general level of languagfe^towards four puffsif&? a cigarette could make .Quality Food-Well .Served g}£i literary pilgrimage.—Christian Science Guernsey, Jersey* Ayrshire and £:QX) p. m. rfff 4:00,p. me this sick?"—Indianapolis News. ,, their own.—Pater. Our Prices Are Right •, Lv, Albert ert Lea Lea a. Monitor. 'Arr Austin '.Brown Swiss associations. Dr. C. F. 9:15 a. mr,,, 10:15 a. m. 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