MOWER COUNTYvNEWS, AUSTIN, MINN. Monday May 30, 1921 Page Eight NEWSEITES By Charles Sughroe The Way To Break the "Buyers'Strike" MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DBPIL Western Newspaper Union JMttT VC2 AUD \ui\ur QVIX Pauline Malchow went to the cities N9AU, NOVteE KM GOODS ARE noo to GOODS DOWki TUtW MWRfc U&S today to visit friends for a few days. xcvuiwwk WON OUVN PERSOV4 Mrs. Cole of Lyle was an Austin ?\VLS GE£,MOV)\)E £k\D GET UKTtt -(OWH -tUEtt KttONMS Vf BN FfcSO shopper Thursday. LHV)El* AVKJCCeVAA H. A. Chipman of St. Paul is here on business. Born to Mr. and Mrs. Edwin Dahlquist, May 26, a daughter. Miss Edith Jessen had her tonsils removed ta St. Olaf hospital Thursday. Fred Baird of Minneapolis is expected H' in Austin today to visit friends over Decoration Day. Mr. and Mrs. J. J. Barrett of Minneapolis are guests of Mr. and Mrs. Hiram Campbell. Mrs. Hewitt and daughter, Mrs. ocie Jones and children, of Lime Springs, TO THE PUBLIC: Iowa, are visiting Austin relatives. THE WOODS Mrs. Frank Stanley left Thursday By WILL H. HA\ ES, afternoon for Albert Lea to spend a Postmaster General By DOUGLAS MALLOCH few days there. It is the wish of the President »emi ISSUIMM MRS. GEORGE SHORTT will entertain that visitors to the seat of Government Miss Floy Armstrong has gone to 5 (ill'" the High School teachers today THE PASSENGER PIGEONS. shall have every opportunity Vernon Center to visi ther sister over FfHaketime—consider. the dg5i§ner must Yen are you IHfiii-f. at an afternoon tea. to get full information Decoration Day. (iff? JL select pattern future. A nasty* *iart wont VITHERE roam ye now, ye nomads ike foryour iiim Concerning all governmental departments. ROSSOW -MISS MARIE entertained VV of the air? Mrs. William F. Cochlin and son It is especially his liasten Eack time change mind and success. you youx a company of friends at her home The old-time heralds of our oldtime of Albert Lea is visiting at the home desire that all those who come Thursday night Springs? of her mother, Mrs. J. Creegan. shift occupation musi relearn a^d re-earn.y your you to Wash'ngton to transact business Once, when we heard the thunder MRS. MABEL MAILE was surprised with any department or Mr. and Mrs. Fred Edson went to Until elect a definite courj*e,^ou must you :ept guidance of your wings, Thursday when forty friends gathered bureau of the Government may Winona today to visit Mrs. Edson's We looked upon the world—and Spring aufmgn. quickly be advised as to the exact at her home and presented her parents, Mr. and Mrs. Cassidy for a was there. with some beautiful flowers and an location and means of reaching Every 5ucce5^£ul man's to-day, is, few da vs. advice electric fiatiron in honor of her thirtysecond the part cular department One time your armies swept across Nojie/'? Heed it. Start 4iSa\e your today or bureau in which may be centered Mrs. W. J. Rouiston and two children birthday anniversary. the sky, arrived last night from Choteau, the business which they Your feathered millions in a mighty MRS. CARL BAUDLER entertained Montana, to visit her mother, Mrs. desire to transact. Saving march a number of ladies this afternoon M. J. Snyder. We invite you to consult our Experienced Officers For this purpose there has Filling with life and music all the in honor of Mrs. William Baudler, and to make full use of our Banking Facilities. been established a Bureau of arch Mrs. Helen Christie has arrived who leaves next week for Granite Where now a lonely swallow flutters You will find this Information on the ground floor' men! from Council Bluffs to be the guest of Falls, where she v.-ill ylsit her sister, of the Post Office Department by. "THE BANK TO BANK ON" her son, Howard. She will remain Mrs. Louis Kramer. Mrs. Baudler Building, located on Pennsylvania until after the Pagean.t expects to be gone a month or two. Where roam ye now, ye nomads of Avenue at Twelfth Street, the air? which is in charge of competent Mrs. L. K. Thune, of Albert Lea, MRS. EVERETT CECIL was given 5ltf IFtrat Sfatftfnal Sank nf Austin In what far land? What undiscovered people who will definitely answer Thursday visited her sister, Mrs. K. a shower by thirty-five of her friends place? P. Garvin, of Adams, who is in the at the home of Mrs. William Siegfried queries of this character. Ye may have found the refuge of Organized hospital here. Capital & Surplus. Thursday afternoon. Mrs. Siegfried, 'The public is advised of this the race $300,000.00 1868. assisted by Mrs. -Munger, Mrs. A. C. arrangement and invited to That mortals visit but in dream and W. L. Tate, local organizer for the White and Mrs. Chris Hanson served make use of the facility. Alliance Company, returned from Mason prayer. refreshments. Mrs. Cecil was presented City, Iowa, yesterday where he FORM BLACK BEAROWL lin Leone Bunkre, Effiie Carlson, Helen with many gifts.. Perhaps in some blest land ye wing Baku Oil Fields. »iiiiii!U]iiiiimimmimniiiismmniiii£ went to take the Shriner's degi^e. Camp, Helen Carlson, Frank Clingman, The oldest.j.and best knosvn oil your flight, MISS BERTHA ROCKNE entertained THE GIRL ON THE JOB fields near Baku are now on a bare, Edward Crane, Allen Dee, Kenneth Now undisturbed by murder and by SCOUTPATROL Mr. and Mrs. Warren Carter and the operators of the Main telephone desert-like piar.eau a hundred feet or greed, family came down from the cities last Earl, Margaret Earl, Lynn Fairbanks, E How to Succeed—How to Get 5 exchange Thursday night in more above flip Caspian sea. The oil And there await the coming of the night to visit their mother, Mrs. Margaret Ahead—How to Make Good Clyde Fischer, Alice Geweeke, honor of Miss Mary Callihan, who sands are found at various depths. freed Carter. leaves soon for her home in Albert By JESSIE ROBERTS Arthur Gibson, Maurine Gorvin, Selmer Maurice Daigneau Made The pools are believed to be in lensshaped Who shall emerge, like ye, from earth Lea. Miss Callihan was prseented Haldorson, Alvah Hanson, Clarence pockets largely independent Mr. and Mrs. E. H. Mahlke and Mr. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiR and night. Chief Patrol wih a gift of remembrance from the Hanson, Florence Hartje, Francis (Copyright.) of each other. Gas pressure in many and Mrs. C. E. Jones motored to Mankato ITwoman operators. WAS not so long ago that the cases is very' High. As a result gushers Hatch, Hattie Harvey, Valfred today and will spend several Leader. doctor was held more or of great initial production are Hegge, David Hemmer, Bonnie Howery, •days visiting relatives. mvr MRS. LEONARD DECKER entertained less in contempt. She was supposed Erna Jahnke, Edward Jirele, struck, but unlike the Mexican wells, SAY HOW DO YOU IT? the employees and their wives to be a freak, to put it clearly, and Troop three with two patrols, the Donald Kenaston, Richard Lukes, the production is not long-lived. It is Mrs. O'Boyle is visiting her granddaughter, of the Decker Hardware Store-Thursday it was only freaks who\ would go to Black Bear and Owl was given its believed, however, that the oil pockets John Malmburg, Esther Mickelson, Mrs. Frank Doering, enroute Bjr C. N. LURIE night in honor of Miss Grace her for treatment. charter last night at the Presbyterian are numerous find that many are unrapped. Wayne Morgan, Alice Nelson, Einer 0 from EIroy, Wisconsin, to her It is still a surprise when you hear Murphy and Jesse Pierce, Miss Anna church, James Prevrat'l, scout executive, Nelson, Leon Nicholsen, Agnes Olson, Common Errors in English and home in Cheyenne, Wyoming. a college girl say that she is studying Lewis and Albert Stephenson. A said this morning. How to Avoid Them Ida Olson, Lee Owen, Arthur Pettit, medicine. It will become less and unique hardware shower was given John Hormel, chairman of the committee Genevieve Powell, Helen Reynolds, 129 GRADtfA'TES TO GET SHEEPSKIN. Mr. and Mrs. Joe Oilman and less so as prejudice fades and as these young people and everything to select a scout master, told Perry Reynolds, Kenneth Richardson, daughter Katie have gone to Grand more and more women enter the field. in the line of hardware needed in the boys what was expected of them "PERSONS'' AND "PEOPLE." (Continued from Page One) Dudley Rosenthal, Kenneth Rosenthal, Rapids, Michigan, where they were There are nowhere near enough good newly married couples homes was in upholding scout principals. Sass, Kenneth Stimson, Raymond called by the illness of a relative. doctors and in the constantly extending found neatly packed in large May THE Maurice Daigneau, one of the two junior High. Lauren Stromer, Ruth Sullivan, Ruth word "persons," used to indicate work of preventive medicine women baskets. Games were played and delicious second class scouts in the city is cheif Blanche Aftlesey, Alma Atkinson, Torrens, Marjorie Urbatch, Louis Mrs. Henry Thompson, of Owatonna, a number or a gathering will find the fullest opportunity. refreshments served. patrol leader and acting assistant Edward Banfield, Iva Blery, Mabel Usem, Miles Vande Grift, Cosette who has been visiting her of human beings, is numerical the It is there, more even than with children scout master. Edmund Perry is the word "people?' is collective. The difference Brenner, Stella Brooks, George Buck- Wilson, Ruth Wood, Louis Zerby. daughter, Mrs. A. W. Bluhm, here, MRS. L. 0. HOLLISTER entertained and with women, that woman will other second class scout. in the use of the words may left Thursday for Minnesota Lake, men can do her greatest medical labor. Preventive the Business and Professional Girls Other officers and members are be illustrated more easily by giving where she will remain until after Memorial medicine Is only in its infancy. Club last night at her home on South Paul Leek, assistant chief patrol leader, examples than by discussing the grammatical Day. Those who know say that it will soon Main street, in honor of Miss Leliian '$Vayne Reynolds, Lawrence Remriiel, principles involved. see an immense extension. The lessons Johnson. The evening was spent in Mr. and Mrs. Ed. Harris and Mr. We say, correctly, "Three persons Robert Leek, Ralph Howells, of the war have been of tremendous various stunts and Mrs. Ray Pooler and Mrs. .Newman, left today on a Victor Christopherson, Charles Hart, entered the theater," not, "Three people value in teaching what may be sang. Miss Johnson was given a miscellaneous fishing trip to Cedar Lake, near Faribault. Arthur Anderson, Arnold Johnson, entered the' theater." But we expected, and even these are but foreshadowings. shower. Refreshments They expect to return Tuesday should not say or write, "There was Lauren Brown, Ralph Gute, Carl Corner were sreved. night. a crowd of persons in the theater": Johnson, Vera Herzog, Olaf Christopherson, The woman who has a taste for say, "There was a crowd of people." Charlie Christopherson, medicine and who can give the necessary -M. A. Nelson went to Decorah, The rector was asked, "How many Myron Slupe, Arden Nicholson, Ralsten time to its study is preparing a Iowa,, today to spend Sunday and Serio-Frivolous can be seated in your church?" He Anderson, Homer Kirkpatrick. fine future for herself. The day is Monday visiting his parents. Mrs. replied, "We can seat comfortably Opinions over when the intellectual woman Nelson, who went the fore part of Sho-p first in The News about one thousand persons, but if an went into teaching as the one most the week, will return home with him. unusual crowd of people wishes to attend district 2764 10th district 1351— By Albert H. Laidlaw June 11, 12, 13 and 14th will be interesting profession open to her. the services .we can accommodate total 26002. This is equivalent to the in the National Republican red letter days in the calendar of The woman doctor is already on her Mrs. B. A. Browne of Mitchell, more than a thousand." The Standard paid-up membership one year ago, Minnesota Legionaires this year, way. In a few years she will be THE ROMANCE OF WORDS Dictionary says, "It would be quite South Dakota, arrives today to make but by the end of 1920 it had increased National Commander F. W. Galbraith known as commonly as her brother, her home here. Mr. Browne has accepted EDISONIAN CATECHISM. out of place to say, 'The pastor desires to 36167, and it is hoped to surpass will speak in Minneapolis at the and as favorably. No woman who "MACARONI." to meet the young persons of Who wrote the plays of Shakespeare, a position with the Schwan Victory Memorial Drive ceremony this figure by the end of 1921. feels drawn to the work should hesitate If Watterson is right? the church.'" Shoe Store. Averaging dues are $3.00 per year. to follow it, if she can by any MACARONI, June 11th. On June 12th he is expected as we know it at '.*» (Convriarht.l How dark was it when Moses to address a conference of means accomplish the training required. present, was first made in Turned out the famous light? Mr. and Mrs. John Register and Minnesota Legion post officers at St. ft Sicily and tradition has it. that The resent legislative session directed What Christopher Columbus Mr. and Mrs. Lloyd Howells and children, Paul. Just where in Minnesota he it was invented by a chef in the that a chief executive deputy Frst tread the Isand, Yap? Mildred and Donald, motored will speak on June 13th and 14th has establishment maintained by a be appointed to examine bonus What wit was it invented down from Minneapolis and are visiting not been decided at this writing. SCHOOLDAYS wealthy resident of Palermo. claims that applications filed prior The appellation, "Sap?" relatives and friends here for a Despite the genius of his cook, to May 1, 1921 be passed upon by The coming hot weather will see few days. the nobleman grew weary of the What famous man was born on July 1st, 1921 and classified as "ap-* the launching of a series of whirl same round* of high-flavored, The Thirty-first of Feb.? proved," "disapproved" or "held for wind county Legion rallies all over Mrs. R. Eggleston, former proprietor highly-seasoned dishes and sent How old was Ann, the flapper, lack of facts to establish applicant's of the beauty parlors, which were the 7th Minnesota district, to be fol word to the kitchen that he desired When she became a deb.? status" that notice be given by mail sold to Miss Hazel Grant of Minneapolis lowed by a big district convention at something less pungent— Do olives grow on bushes? to each applicant whose application $!»«V recently, left Thursday for Willmar July 5th. Each county will a dish which savored of plain And if so, where and when iiw tttt bl?fV W is held for lack of facts that if proof Burlington, Iowa. From there she vie with the others to boost 7th District tmtu cooking and which was not as Did Solomon grow weary I establishing status of applicant is Legion membership higher than "will go to Boise, Idaho, where she trying to the digestive apparatus. Of marriage now and then? not received within two months claim will open another beauty parlor, with that of any other Minnesota district. •sfigJ-S'SaS'fc- shall be disapproved that notice of her daughter Marie. y* If trees from little acorns At first incensed, the chef determined When Legionaires of St. Charles, disapproval and reason therefor shall Do tall and mighty grow, tp try his hand at a Minnesota, decided they must have a be mailed to applicant, who may within How are the mighty fallen mature of wheat flour and 'watch*, clubhouse but found themselves without three months endeavor to establish Smollett's Literary Position. As ages come and go? rolling the paste into tubes Certainly the least read of the three funds, to build it, fifty of them facts to entitle him to bonus, in Why is it there is poison and serving them with grated great novelists of the 1740's Smollett took a day off, and when night fellr which case a date shall be set by the parmesan cheese which his. culinary In toadstools, clean and white, yet holds a unique position as the "a cabin-de-luxe in the forest primeval, Bonus Board for presentation of the instinct told him was theproper When there is none in mushrooms earliest Scotsman to take his place in with all the accommodations of additional evidence. accompaniment for a dish That spring up over night? Modern English literature, letting a pullman car except the Tramps" had of this nature. Hardly had he •aide the poets of the schools of Chaucer risen as if by magic in beautiful Who was it killed Cock Robin, All bonus applications not approved tasted the new delicacy than -and Skelton, we find the great Whitewater State Park, nearby. And what, the weapon, used? within sixty days from the filing the nobleman exclaimed "Caril'^ 4 Montrose following in the footsteps of What were the seas, called seven, thereof, and disapproved applications, —the usual Italian ejaculatUli) Oh boy, did anyoi#' ever place a the English lyrists, "Bluldy" MackenJBle, 0 e^M when the applicant applies for review, And who upon them cruised? Signifying delight, which may large leather easy chair under a writing a romance of the school Now there's a baker's dozen may be re-examined by the Board of be freely translated as meaning buddy in the days of '17, '18 and '19? of Scudery, and balladists such as Of questions I submit Review authorized at the recent legislative "The darlings!" "Ma Cari!"— Well, the Dell-Hogan Legion Post of 45empill, Hamilton of Bangour and Ai'lan session. The Board of Review If Tom can answer seven "What darlings!"—he repeated Luverne, Minn., has just ordered five Ramsay making their contributions may hold hearings in any part of My job it's his. I quit. a moment later and followed additional easy leather chairs for its to the body of Scottish folk Minnesota. One member may hold this with "Ma Caroni!"—or, literally, verse, but it was not till Smollett c'ubrooms. That ousrht to induce the hearings and any two may approve "What dearest darling3!" Novel Pistol. une Into the field with "Roderick few remaining "A.W.O.L."s to get a claim. It shall return all bonus A Frenchman has perfected the Invention The chef, who was lurking in into the Luverne Post "toot sweet." Random" that a Scotsman filled, any of a "poison pistol:" If one the background .anxiously, awaiting claims to the bonus board within conspicuous place in English literature. is not permitted to carry firearms, a the verdict upon his new forty-five days. E. A. Walsh, W. T. 'Here's how the t$|l*|pnnesbta congressional In that at first anonymous book, 1? poison pistol will do the as efficiently. dish, then came forward and explained Mollison and A. H. Vernon, all Minnesota vork districts contributed to with all Its faults, remarks a writer It is like an ordinary gun in how he had made it, Legion officers, have been oppointed make Minnesota's paid-up Legion 3n the Christian Science Monitor, he appearance but without bullets or cartridges. adding "Since you have named by Governor Preus as members membership 26002 on May 18th:—1st "took rank as a classic, and the best 1 The handle of the gun contains it, master, so shall it be—macaroni."^, of the Board of Review, to hold district 2715 2nd district 3877 3d froof of its power is that it was ascribed, a poison gas fluids If the trigger •,1 office during his pleasure and sit at arroW tieacL district 2306 4th district 1680 5th N by as good a judge as Lady is pressed a thin stream of the .... H! .CCopjrrlfht.) 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