MONDAY, APRIL 10, 1921 MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINNESOTA PAGE TWO ECLIPSE CORNER Too Much 8tr«ln. Expenses. Uncle Atalfe Edward was told to remain after What Blue Sunday Means Riches are for spending and spending school and sit quietly for ten mlnutei for'honor and good actions therefore and think. After sitting quietly for extraordinary expense must be Weekly Shavings Edited By five minutes he said: "Please, may I limited by the worth of the occasion Volume 365 April 18,1021 Splinters By H. H. WINDSOR go home now? It hurts my head to for- voluntary undoing may be as well think." in the May Popular Mechanics Magazine for a man's country, and for kingdom TALKS ABOUT BUILDING We believe there are many good of heaven but ordinary expense ought citizens in this community whose best If you are not a home-owner today to be limited by a man's estate, and interests demand that they build a train or part of a train, in the carrying Of all the refbrm movements those you have a choice of two courses of governed with such regard as it be home for themselves. If you are one on of interstate commerce, trade action. promoted in the name of religion are within his compass and not subject of them we shotfld Irke to talk it over or traffic of any kirifl.' the most tenacious. Many such have to the deceit and abuse of his servants, with you personally. Eclipse friendly, You can continue i:o pay rent. The "3. It shall be unlawful for any and ordered to the best show, that the unbiased counsel and assistance are persisted for years and even centuries. country is short thousands of homes at your disposal, without obligation, post office to be open on Sunday or bills may be less than the estimation IRONIES OF LIFE Like some striking physical and until people like- you build homes of course. abroad. Certainly, if a man will keep to deliver mail on Sunday it shall be or mental family characteristic, they for themselves rents will continue to «'T*OMUELSON made a talk to the out of even hand,- his ordinary expenses unlawful for any mail to be carried remain dormant for one or more generations, advance. You can pay the increases Sanitation in hog lots will save Commercial club, on '.Business ought to be but half his re* or delivered on TStmday by any employee only to reappear when almost many young pigs—a concrete feeding and suffer the inconveniences and uneasiness Efficiency,'" observed the retired merchant, celpts and, if he think to wax rich, of the United States, whether floor is a modern necessity. forgotten. The present proposed "and the next his store was then but to the third part. It i& no of renting—on a gambling day in city or country. Blue Law bears the unmistakable closed by the sheriff." baseness for the greatest to descend chance that later your home will cost Business, properly regarded, is the "4. It shall be unlawful for any "Life is full of such ironies, doggone earmarks of its easily recognized ancestry—the and look Into their own estate.—Lord a few dollars less than now. most beautiful thing, the most satisfying newspaper or other paper or publication it," said the hotel- Puritans of early New You can buy or build a home. thing, the world, because it published or purporting to be keeper. "Low England, who, like Lenine and Trotzky is based upon mutual needs and mutual Building costs have been reduced. A down jokes are published on Sunday to be received, service. Beautiful "Common Flowers." of the present day, would, impose substantial part of every payment— being played on LUCKY carried, or delivered" as mail to any We are, surely, rather apt to pass their own radical beliefs upon all others, paid like rent—goes to reduce your the best of 11s, almost by our wealth of so-called common Put up buildings that pay and improvements agency of the United States, in any indebtedness. These amounts, which by means of force. In both every day, that pay. Get your start flowers, just because they are plentiful otherwise would be paying your post office or over any route under cases he who dared to think and act and I often wonder early and avoid the rush that always and need no cultivation. Few landlord, will more than offset any the jurisdiction of the United States. otherwise than prescribed, invited what sort of comes with spring building time. Let probable further reductions in building things surpass in sweetness and heauty STRIKE "5. It shall be unlawful for any punishment, and often death even, the Eclipse figure up your needs. an evil genius is costs for some time to come, and of coloring a bowl of deep crimson person or corporation engaged in interstate in a few years will make you a homeowner. behind it all. The Pilgrim Fathers, leaving relatives and mauve clover or sainfoin hare* commerce or carrying on any "I used to know and friends, and putting out upon a bells, arranged in perforated glass "Don't worry because the tide is business or vocation under the laws holders in a pink luster bowl, so that a man who was a then but little known sea in a 90-foot goinjfout. It always comes back." 7 CIGARETTE of, or with the permission or license each stem stands out separately, have wonderful horse j3oa^ escape religious serfdom, a grace peculiarly their own, and what from, the United States, or any of its breaker. He used jjrot jt^ their many admirable qualhib?tions?U J.'J. CLEMENS ONE PIECE OR ft CAR LOAD jJ cultivated shrub can compare in beauty agencies, to do or carry on any ordinary taming iities' arrogance and a bigotry no an of coloring with the glorious reddish vocation or business on Sunday, man-killing brutes, *ess bitter than those which they fled pink of the spindleberry?—Christian -'hone: 47 Local Manager the purpose of this act being to escape. Time worked to-annul the and the way he could make them eat Science Monitor. to express our national determination radical views of the Puritans, just as out of his hand, half an hour after to honor the Sabbath day and keep it being formally introduced to them, was it is working to annul radicalism in holy, as God commands, thereby securing a sight worth going miles to see. He Russia, which is already strained to always had immense crowds at his exhibitions, for all that opportunity for breaking point. and it seemed that his future spiritual and bodi-ly refreshment decreed Because the twenty-foot posters was assured. But one day he was by our Lop-d for the happiness which recently flung their challenge loafling around a livery stable, just of all men and the safety of all nations. from prominent billboards in our because he liked the atmosphere of the place, and an old, weary hack larger cities have temporarily been "6. Any person who does any of horse reached out a long, crooked limb, removed, we cannot afford to beguile the things above declared unlawful, handed him one with it, and broke his Your ourselves into the fond belief that or who procures or aids another in leg. the "movement" has also disappeared "He had to go to a hospital for a' doing any of the ihings above declared permanently. It has done nothing of while, and when he came out, his occupation unlawful, shall be guilty of a misdemeanor the kind and only waits a favorable was gone. He was as good a and punished upon conviction opportunity to return. Pressure is horse breaker as ever, but people by due process of law by a fine even now being used in the form of wouldn't pay their hard-earned money of not under $100 nor over $10,000 Dollars In political defeat for congressmen who to see the exploits of a conquering for each offense and by imprisonment hero who had been manhandled by an fail to measure up to the requirements for not over six months, in the old ha#k horse. You must admit that of these reformers. discretion of the court. there was some sardonic intelligence So few readers have ever seen the back 06 such a joke as that. If the And any corporation that does muchd1scus3edBlueLaw .t.swellto|or man had been hooked by a cow, or run aids jn doj thcse forbidden pnnt it in full. Here it is, the mostly, „nvictio„ be fined over by a traction engine, or chewefd Circulation sha drastic law everdraftedfor Sundayjnot ,ess up by an honest watchdog, it wouldn't than 1000 nor more than have hurt his renown and prestige. observance in this country $100,000 for each offense, and upon But, no! A blamed old relic of a horse "1. Hereafter it shall be unlawful conviction a second time for a like had to put him out of business. for any person in the employment of offense shall forfeit its charter and "A long time ago, a very important the United States to work or carry franchise and be enjoined from operating case was tried in an Irish court. The on his ordinary vocation on Sunday. people were greatly wrought up over in interstate commerce provided, it, and the courtroom was crowded. It shall be unlawful for any however, that emergency instances "2. When it was announced that the jury person or corporation to operate on of charity and necessity are was ready with a verdict, the judge Sunday any freight or passenger not included nor punishable under addressed the audience, saying he the provisions of this act." train, or mail train, or any other knew there was much feeling over the case, but the hall of justice was no This country is not yet going to PREVENTING AND REMOVING SMOKING OF MEATS place for a display of it, and if there was a least sign of disturbance when FOR SUMMER USE MILDEW FROM LEATHER GOODS ruin! The real trouble with business the verdict was made known, the guilty After being in brine six to ten parties would-be arrested. Any leather article is almost certain "The jury brought in its verdict, and weeks, according to the weight of! to mildew if kept in a warm, today is that too many of uS the people heard it in silence, but just different pieces, ham, bacon and damp, dark place, such as a closet, then a whole doggone gallery, with shoulders should be soaked in water cellar, or stable. This mildew probably about a thousand people in it, came are suffering from an aggravated of 60 to 80 degrees for three minutes will not seriously reduce the serviceability crashing down, and the noige could for every day in cure, says, P. A. Anderson of the leather, unless allowed have been heard forty miles out at sea. of the animal husbandry division, case of "nerves" or "wobbles" After the judge's solemn warning to remain on it too long. It University Farm. They should against a disturbance, the fall of that may, however, change the color appreciably, then be washed and scrubbed with a gallery has always seemed to me like thus injuring the appearance. super-induced by a woeful lack of stiff, clean brush, and all loose ends a painful joke. "A long time ago, I was called upon trimmed off. This scrubbing is necessary The simplest way to prevent mildewing, to address a crowd of voters on the in order to obtain desirable confidence and faith in the future. says the United States Department of the day, and I framed living issues looking smoked meats. The pieces of Agriculture, is to keep up that would have been a a speech should drain until dry as it is bad credit to orator, I swiped it from the leather in a well ventilated, dry, any practice to place wet or moist meats Roscoe and I have always Conkllng, well-lighted place, preferably one in smokehouse. insisted was one of the greatest that he exposed to the sunlight. Mildew can Start with a slow, cool smoke, because of American speakers. The house The turn in the road from business MICKIE SAYS not make much headway in the sunshine. it has greater penetration. was full of refined and cultured people, When mildew develops, it and I was determined to make the Smoke for thirty to forty hours, depending stagnation to wholesome activity is should be washed of with soap and hit of my life. I was just getting upon size of the pieces, or warmed up to my work, when the warm water, or simply wiped off until a nice amber color has been obtained. 1CTQREkEEPCRS \M "tCNUW" lights went out, and the hall was with a moist cloth, drying the leather -tvt vaoosteR. Vi tuf ^JOWO Pieces intended to be kept not—cannot be faraway. Oriehundred scn plunged in black darkness. There's well afterwards. These simple measure?" TV? CtUCK. CftlYiQ for some time should have more nothing makes a man feel more idiotic are better than the use of preparations 1U? GRJCN0O3 Nft smoke or color. and ten million people in the than the lights shut off at to have to prevent the growth of Hickory, maple, birch, oak or corn boosters ARS, BEAD mildew. cobs are best in order named for United States will continue to live, smoking meats, as they impart a better hawing. It seemed funny to everybody Aztec Wedding Ceremonies. flavor and have greater keeping bqt m|. The wedding ceremony of the early "I thought I knew where the little qualities. they must eat, they must clothe Aztecs was an operation which consumed table was, that held the pitcher of ice Beef hams can be treated the same four days. A great number water, and I moved toward it, and of persons took part in it, including way as outlined for pork, but they themselves, and consequently they fell over a chair, and flattened my old women, who watched the couple should be smoked longer—40 to 50 nose against the edge of a piece of during the ceremonial agonies. hours. scenery. When the lights were must buy some goods. flashed on again, as suddenly as they went out, the audience beh£d the GET READY silver tongued orator on his hands and knees, jljmbing slowly tojbis feet^ and 1921 Will trying to mold his nose-into its original shape. "I never .faw such a delirious crowd For GOOD ROADS and SPRING WORK !ri my life. Some tfie women of Reward laughed themselves into hysterics, and PRINT the fool men weren't much better. NOOK AO They never heard the balance of that oration, and the last part was the Let us put your car, truck, or tractor in first class best." condition lliiiiiiiiiii NOW I- Alliteration. Alliteration occurs sometimes In the and save annoying and expensive delays writings of the ancients, but not, it is supposed, designedly, as they regarded ALL WORK DONE BY EXPERIENCED MEN all echoing of sound as rhetorical AND GUARANTEED. blemish. Cicero, in the "Offices," has this phrase: "Sensim sine sensu aetas We do oxy-acetylene welding, Machine work, senescitand Virgil in the *'Aeneid," wer C^ounty ews vulcanizing, radiator repairing, have facilities for has many marked alliterations. testing and repairing all makes of starters, generators —William Mathews. and magnetos. Also carry a -full line of brushes and bearings. Charge and Repair all Try, Try Again. makes of batteries. "Lottqrox was telling me that he 15he has been trying for six months without House of Service We invite you to visit our modern shops/ success to get a passage to see the battlefields of France." "Evidently the wind has changed. University of Southern Minn. He spent two years trying not to see them, with success."—The American Legion Weekly. When in trouble call Garage Phone Main 206-L. »*-4V-, 4- Greatest Revenue. The internal revenue bureau, in the Electric and Battery Shop, Main 702-F fiscal year ended June 80, made the greatest annual tax collection since its establishment in 1862.