')tl|l!.lll|li it||l|ll|l|ll'IjlOftil'iii fr,-*,. J,.*,! '1v '•#5' PAGE TWO MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINNESOTA THURSDAY, APRIL 14, l»21^f* Uncle ^*!fe The Pageant and the Movie ECLIPSE CORNER dred and Mr. and Mrs. Oscar Wollenburg MAYVILLE visited at the Herman Wollenburg home in Brownsdale 'Sunday afternoon. Entertain at Mysterious Tea Weekly Shavings Edited By Before the development of motion biggest motion picture—spacious natural The Misses Laura Webbeking and Volume 365 April 14, 1921 Splinters Fish Jump to Their Doom. Gertrude Naatz entertained forty setting with depth of perspective, pictures the smaller cities and towns Siamese fishermen do most of their friends at a mysterious tea at the story, action, variety, and great Lutheran school house Friday evening, TALKS ABOUT BUILDING We believe there are many good Ashing by means of what is known as of the country were given very little mass effects, and besides these it has April 8 at 8:00 o'clock. The citizens in this community whose best a ghost boat. This, explains the Detroit If you are not a home-owner today opportunity to see big dramatic spectacles. following program was given: "A interests demand that they build a what the picture lacks, the living News, consists of a long board, you have a choice of two courses of Only in large cities were .Vegetable Courtship"—Mrs. Arnold home for themselves. If you are one presence of the actors, and the glow painted white, and arranged In position action. Meyer, first prize, Henry. Meyer, of them we should like to talk it over there stages and auditoriums of sufficient in the water. The top must not and brilliance of color. booby prize. with you personally. Eclipse friendly,unbiased You can continue to pay rent. The size to stage them," and to accommodate assess be too high above the surface of the Ducking for apples, Oscar Meyer, One of the much praised merits of counsel and assistance are audiences large enough country is short thousands of homes water for the fish it is desired to capture (after a good head soaking in a dish at your' disposal, without obligation, IRONIES OF LIFE motion pictures is their educational of water) won the prize. to leap over. When In position and until people like you build homes to make them profitable. But the of course. value. The Historic Pageant-Spectacle Hundred and one or Bust—George the ghost resembles very much the OMUELSON made a talk to the for themselves rents will continue to motion pictures have changed this. posseses this value in an even Buck won first prize. white side of a boat or punt. The Commercial club, on 'Business advance. You can pay the increases Sanitation -in hog lots will save They have familiarized every one Advice to the Girls—A recitation greater degree. It depicts the special Efficiency,'" observed the retired merchant, fish, seeing this white board, become many young pigs—a concrete deedingfloor with the big spectacle. Such stupenduous and suffer the inconveniences and uneasiness by Ruby Naatz. is. a modern necessity. "and the next day his store was history of the locality where it is frightened, and in fear they leap over productions as "The Birth Supper was served between eleven of renting—on a gambling dosed by the sheriff." the board. At the back Of the board, given, and the spectator feels a deeper and twelve o'clock by Misses Laura of a Nation," "Joan of Arc," and "In- chance that later your home will cost Business, properly regarded, is the jife is full of such ironies, doggone however, nets are arranged in such interest in the incidents because it Webbeking, and Gertrude Naatz, and a few dollars less than now. it" said the hotel- tolerance" have been shown in almost most beautiful thing, the most satisfying a position that those fish that succeed Messrs Henry Meyer and Oscar is a more personal interest, and in the thing, in the world, because it keeper. "Low! every nook and corner of the country, You«can buy or build a Jiome. Wollenburg. In leaping the board land in the nets actors because they are his friends is based upon mutual needs and mutual Building costs have been reduced. A A very good time was enjoyed by down jokes ate! and people everywhere realize the and are caught. The amount of fish service. and neighbors. substantial part of every payment— all present. The only things too being played on caught by the employment of ghost powerful impression which mass effects paid like rent—goes to reduce your The Pageant-Spectacle combines numerous were red pepper and onions. the best of us, almost boats is very large Indeed, and the create in dramatic performances. indebtedness. These amounts, which Put up buildings that pay and improvements all the elements from which great every day, method has the advantage of preventing otherwise would be paying your that pay. Get your start Mrs. Henry Fett and daughter Lorene, and I often wonder shows are made. If the ordinary the smaller fry from getting into landlord, will more th#n offset any early and avoid the rush that always were Austin callers between But great as the motion picture is, what sort of the nets, as they are unable to show posseses even two or three of probable further reductions in building comes with spring building time. Let trains Friday. an evil genius is I in its scope and advantages for presenting leap over the board. costs for some time to come, and the Eclipse figure up your needs. these elements it is usually sufficient Mr. and Mrs. Ernest Beneke and story and incident, it has its behind it all. in a few years will make you ze homeowner. Lucille were dinner guests at the Ed. to carry it to success. The PageantSpectacle "I used to know shortcomings, and perhaps the chief Beneke home Sunday. Mrs. Gawler—I expect your baby "Don't worry because the tide is has them all at once, the Mr. and Mrs. Fred Naatz and Gertrude a man who was a of these is the fact that at best it is will be much larger when I see her going out. It always comes back."- bigness and scope, speed and variety were dinner guests at the Herman .wonderful horse again. Mrs. Sharp—I hope so.—Macon only a picture, after all. It lacks the of action of the motion picture the Meyer home Sunday. Telegraph. breaker. He used living, flesh and blood presence of Mr. and Mrs. Theodore Schultz and J. J. CLEMENS emotional story interest of the stage rONE PIECE OR A CAR iDMj/ to give public exhibitions, the people of the play, and this creates Irene and Mr. and Mrs.Oscar Wollenburg If you take small things seriously, drama the music of the opera the taming visited at the Airnold Meyer nobody will pay much atention to a certain feeling of remoteness in man-killing brutes, dance of the ballet the blaze of color home Sunday evening. you when you take big things seriously. ?hone: 47 Local Manager the mind of the spectator. and the way he could make them eat and activity of the carnival the thrills Mr. and Mrs. Carl Faber and Mil­ out of his hand, half an hour after The dramatic Pageant-Spectacle and spectacular, features of the cir- being formally introduced to them, was has all the impressive elements of the a sight worth going miles to see. He r" always had immense crowds at his exhibitions, and It seemed that his future TAOP! WALTHAM was assured. But one day he was loafling around a livery stable, just excavating The 0dd Felows are Mrs. John Schiek and son were because he liked the atmosphere of for their new hall opposite the opera 'Austin callers between trains Friday, the place, and an old, weary hack (house. Mrs. Henry Fett and daughter horse reached out a long, crooked limb, I We are surely having a siege of Lorene were Austin shoppers Fri whooping cough. Some of the chil- jay handed him one with it, and broke his _JL ~1~~1 1921 is the dren are haying it quite hard too. I George Beneke and leg. and Mrs Mrs. Weigen and daughter Josie children were Austin callers Satur.and "He had to go to a hospital for a Miss May Johnson were Spring ^ay while, and when he came out, his occupation Valley shoppers one day alst week. ^jr. and Mrs. Fred Naatz spent was gone. He was as good a xv P,^n s01^ returned gun(jav afternoon at the Herman horse breaker as ever, but people home the first of the week after sev- ]yjeyer home. wouldn't pay their hard-earned money eral days visit with relatives in Aus-j The Marcus Knuth family visited to see the exploits of a conquering tin and Grand Meadow. with Mr. and Mrs. George Fett Sun- hero who had been manhandled by an Over twenty-two dollars were re- afternoon old hack horse. You must admit that alized from the lunch served by the. ]yjr an(j Mrs. Ed. Beneke and Mrs. Lutheran ladies at the home of Mrs. Austin there was some sardonic intelligence Frank were callers in Weigen last Thursday. iTuesdav of last week back of such a joke as that. If the man had been hooked by a cow, or run ov^th«eWe^ over by a traction engine, or chewed ,st Wfednesady night, Jle^sta^ up by an honest watchdog, it wouldn't jng to build his first large garage at.thVr son in a ah a if a I wnll MriftHfl iVIrS« LOUIS 3.DCF 311(1 -C have hurt liis renown and prestige, the west end of town, which will be a A Harold motored to Rockdell Sunday But, no! A blamed old relic of a horse great improvement to the home. i, ... +ViQ had to put h,m out o, business. JJe nu, Mtes parents, Mr. and course gzt tes "A long time ago, a very important conducted by the county nurse, Miss case was tried in an. Irish court. The ended Mr. aud Mrs. Ted Schultz and people were greatly wrought up over nt.'daughter Irene spent a Pleasant eve- her and also It, and the courtroom was crowded. e(j hor ^th a gift imng Sunday with Mr. and Mrs. Arn- When it was announced that the jury I MrS. Nan Maxfield and brother,old„Mey?rl. .... was ready with a verdict, the judge Ryan Blackner went to Rochester last' Mrs» John Frank and children left Tuesday to consult the Drs. Mayo in WednJisday their home near Hew- addressed the audience, saying he for regard to the health of the ^t, after spending the past three! knew there was much feeling over the latter. I They returned Wednesday afternoon. S weeks with relatives and friends in case, but the hall of justice was no The members of th6 Embroidery, this vicinity. place for a display of it, and if there Club very pleasantly surprised MissL Herman Bartell who spent a_few was a least sign of disturbance when Josie Weigen Wednesday evening thejdays of last week with his son, Waloccasion the verdict was made known, the guilty being her birthday. The Iter Bartell of Maralle returned to parties would be arrested. The Go-Getters" are on the job day and night—-and time was spent in playing games. A ("is home in Austin Friday. "The jury brought in its verdict, and picnic supper was much enjoyed at a 'V RENOVA the people heard It in silence, but just late hour, they are the fellows who are getting the results. then a whole doggone gallery, with Miss Ethel Harrison of Rochester visited a few hours with relatives) Mrs. Sam slack, who has been on about a thousand people in it, came Sunday. She was accompanied by:the sick list is much better. crashing down, and the noise could Harvey Preston who took an active) Enno Krull Jr., has somewhat have been heard forty miles out at sea. part in the church services of the recovered from his recent illness. After the judge's solemn warning Baptist church. Miss Myrtle Rolfson of Austin The way to secure results against a disturbance, the fall of that Miss Hazel Halver was called home visited at the Anderson home last is by the consistent gallery has always seemed to me like from her school duties at Minneapolis week. use of printers' a painful joke. last Friday because of the serious ill- Wesley Browning and Mabel Barness ink in The Mower of her father who passed away rick motored to Owatonna Sunday "A long time ago, I was called upon early Monday morning. The funeral' on a pleasure trip. County News—"The to address a crowd of voters on the will be held Thursday and interment' Mr. and Mrs. Otto Goetsch. Henry County Paper"—the living issues of the day, and I framed in the local cemetery. He leaves to Reiser and Ernest Rockwell were up a speech that would have been a representative that (GENCRAL mourn his loss a devoted wife and fivej Austin callers Friday. credit to any orator. I swiped it from goes into the homes sons and two daughters, besides other! Mrs. Eunice L. Rice, county superrelatives HARDWARj Roscoe Conkling, and I have always and friends. intendent of schools, visited the of Mower County insisted that he was one of the greatest About five o'clock last Friday school in district 121 last week, buyers. of American speakers. The house morning those who are late sleepers! Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Tartner and were somewhat startled when they daughter Vivian were guests at the was full of refined and cultured people, 7 heard the fire bell ringing. The E. D. Tanner home in Austin Sunday, There are other methods and I was determined to make the electric light plant was afire but thru! Mr. and Mrs. Walter Grunwaldt which are used hit of my life. I was just getting the quick action of the fire company and daughter Dorris were dinner warmed up to my work, when the by many business it was soon extinguished before much guests at the J. M. Tanner home Sundafhage lights went out, and the hall was men to further the was done. day. plunged in black darkness. There's publicity of their business^ The Royal Arch Degree were to One of the little Konkon twins nothing makes a man feel more idl&tic have as their guests last Friday evening passed away April 6th and it was laid One of Inese than to have the lights shut off at the orders from Spring Valley to rest in Greenwood cemetery is thru the use of circulars, such a time. The women In the audience and Grand Meadow but the weather Thursday. mailing cards, was so unfavorable that they didn't Mr. and Mrs. Walter Boeff of Hawley were giggling, and the men haw* blotters, etc., which come. Not wishing to partake alone were calling on old friends and hawing. It seemed funny to everybody of the bounteous feast that the O. E. neighbors a short time ago. They is referred to in the but me. S. sisters had prepared for them, they formerly lived in this vicinity. Deftly Halting the Busiest section to your right. "I thought I knew where the little invited them to share with them. table was, that held the pitcher of ice The Mower County Most standard jokes are based water, and I moved toward it, and If you spnd ytur time trying to upon standard untruths. Mdthers-inlaw News is first of all a Man and Telling Your Story fell over a chair, and flattened my find flaws iii others, don't be surprised are notably well thought of and newspaper conveying if others spend their time find almost.no man that has the money nose against the edge of a piece of to its readers all of ing flaws in yon. begrudges his wife anew hat. scenery. When the lights were the news both local, Tbusyattention flashed on again, as suddenly as they HE your blotter may get the county, special features from went out, the audience behcSd the that are timely, business man would be impoiiiMo lor silver tongued orator on his hands and and store news. One trie* to att— knees, climbing slowly to his feet, and you to gel in person. Yet it will frequently trying to mold his nose into its original baaeJ upon qaotailona wrest his attention in tbe midst of bis work W. B. NUFORM from tht shape. We are here to render impress him. Tbe repetition value of your "I never saw such a delirious crowd CORSETS a service to all in my life. Some of the women blotter lying upon bit desk fixes your name indelibly are Form Builders replacing angles RAN KLIN who wish for anything 3 laughed themselves into hysterics, and with graceful curves, and silhouette in mind and drive* your me—age straight into in the Printing the outline^ in Fashionable perfection. PRINTING the fool men weren't much better. bis brain. line. Variety of shapes and styles, enables They never heard the balance of that PRICE LIST every type of figure to be faultlessly oration, and the last part was the fitted. We baye samples wbicb will enable you to make best." 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