Y?1 ,*h ,'ir"V~ «sJ'iV# "V »Vta' l*pt y,v c.».. K*1» "i* -vj& -Vi* "V PAGE TWO MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINNESOTA THURSDAY, APRIL 7, 1*21 ECLIPSE CORNER her career as a power behind the REEL FACTS throne. She was wilful, capricious and spoiled, but there is great doubt Every Day is Wash Day at the "Passion" as to whether or not could described she be The widely heralded superdrama, Weekly Shavings as the depraved monster in Edited By Home ef the Nation's First Lady "Passion," starring the famous continental Volume 364. skirts such as her enemies branded April 7, 1921 Splinters actress, Pola Negri, will open her. And, speaking of her enemies, its engagement at the Park theatre they finally grew to numbers including TALKS ABOUT BUILDING MEND IT WHILE THE SUN tonight and tomorrow night. It is the whole populace of her native Lumber prices are deflated. Lumber, SHINES claimed for this production that it country and the result was a revolution Mrs. Warren G. Harding must get! One of the most attractive rooms marks a new mile-stone in the upward the last great commodity to advance1 You can neglect a leaky roof while A\AKY 6MAM BONNER. in which she was the main and tOfHlOUT VQTUM NnrsMita UNION ready to run the most widely known' in the lower part of the White House and forward progress of the the sun is shining. But when it central target. Her position becomes in price, has been the first to residence in the United States, as the is the flower room, where all the photoplay art and it has aroused considerable starts to rain—that's when the leaky pathetic and ultra-dramatic SMART GRUBS. come back to a normal basis. While thirty-fifth mistress of the White flowers for the White House are preHouse. interest in the score that it roof quickly comes to grief. because of the fact that her one [pared fresh from the White House lumber constitutes less than 30 per offers some technical perfections' powerful friend died just before the "Now usually," said the grub, "they To the average American house-J conservatories. Uncle Sam is very cent of the cost of the average frame long sought by producers the world Line Up the Old Garage—^-Few garages wrath of the people manifested itself .think that a grub is a silly, stupid wife it would seem very easy to make: lavish with is flowers. Wonderful house, these reductions mean important over. are lined up properly. They're in a startling manner of revolt. The annoying sort of a real home with such helps from blossoms are cultivated, which keep saving in building costs. You The story concerns the rise of a cold in winter, damp in spring, hot fall of this extraordinary character is bug. They don't Uncle Sam as a $75,000 salary, a 40- the executive mansion a mass of can build now with confidence. Deliveries litle French milliner to a place of so in summer and cheerless in the fall. quite as engrossing as her rise had room house, rent free, a 10-acre park, fragrance and beauty the year round, of material are certain, prices think we're very much power that she rules a king and Wall board will take away all of this been and her prayer for only one can be protected against advances, automobiles and many other requi--In one season alone sixty thousand clever or that we thru him a nation. As viewed .by envious gloom. You can do this work yourself. more moment of life when she is sites. [roses were furnished for the White and' building labor is available. eyes, this remarkable little woman know what we're doomed comes as a most striking Yet such is the fierce light that House. Local charities, hospitals, was merely a heartless creature about They don't climax. There are good reasons_why many beats upon public life, such the de-j*etes sick people often received GO AFTER THE RATS bent on gratifying her whims of the think that people should build homes for themselves. 'from the President or Mrs. Wilson Kats, which cause considerable loss "Thev mav be Imands of her position, that only j*rom tne rresiaent or Mrs. Wilson moment. Her influence over the Blooming Prairie Lad Dead If you have been thinking a farmers, should be fought consistently, y. may- I woman genius can make and has flowers marked "From the king was described in ribald language boxes of 0 Lawrence Williams, 18, of Blooming about building we invite you to talk right when they White House." says the biological department as a thing of shame, but as is revealed made the White House a home. For Prairie, died at the St. Olaf Hospital it over with us personally. The say we're annoying, Three hundred roses are sent to the of the United States department of the last few administrations the home in the course of stirring events this here at 11*30 o'clock Sunday night Eclipse will gladly help in meeting but we're not TT agriculture. Rats reproduce so rapidly element has been uppermost. Thei^Me House every moaning, and disRoosevelts, notable figure was not without her after a week's illness with pneumonia. any of your building problems and all stupid. Our that a spasmodic raid on them from the President to the! tributed about the rooms. Sixty and virtues, altho she is frankly burdened The body was taken to Blooming our friendly counsel and assistance is not lasting. They begin to bear family is not stupid. baby, Quentin, Jpved the White House ™.®r® vas®s anl receptacles are kept with a proclivity for many follies. The Prairie for burial Monday afternoon. will not obligate you in any way. young when three months old and have piu. fluu »uuu and it was home to them in every f"led» and placed in the public and And when concensus of opinion among those The funeral services were held yesterday six to ten litters per year with an I say that 'they* sense of the word. The Tafts, too,"[I)ri™?*:e apartments. who have seen this picture is that the at two o'clock at the Red Oak DEAD LANGUAGE average of ten young per litter. The think we're "not Ihad a family of young people and the' ,, .f£a*e dining room, a baronial former milliner held the heart of the Grove church. "Fill 'em up again Johnnie." best method to control rats is to much I mean I home spirit was kept intact for them.! paneled walls of oak and king captive not by coarseness and make rat proof buildings so the pests "One more an' we'll all go home." narmiP I The old administration likewise, carved cornices embellished debauchery, but by her youth, her 1 Insurance Specialists cannot get inside and eat. ..vie tw i« fostered the home, spirit and beyond iwith heads of animals from our own beauty, her simple spirit and the natural 1 "What'll it be, gents?" doubt both Mr. and Mrs. Wilson will, bunting grounds, Flemish tapestries, gayety of a young and gracious what they think massive chandeliers and exquisite sil- "Not Stupid.' girl. And her attitude in deserting lmigg the atmosphere of home that the Austin Insurance Agency said the grub, jo-emus of the woman has built up iniver "S«t fixtures and oriental rugs, her sweetheart 6f lowly days is not rONE PIECE OR ft CAR LOAO Jj J. J. CLEMENS E. Ray Cory, Manager And the little grubs answered: "That jthe white House, even in the midstiis setting enough for dinner to poet wholly devoid of redeeming qualities Babcock Building Is what they think, if you say so, of war distractions and illness. When the big mahogany since she consistently and persistntly befriended him, with more than a AUSTIN, MINNESOTA Grandaddy Grub." In late years a housekeeper, Mrs." gJS.» f1b dinner the 47 ?hone: Local Manager degree of mere friendship, thruout "It is what I say," said Grandaddy Jaffray, who has been at the White rp. complete. Grub. "But if they hear about us House since Mrs. Taf was there, is in My,!! 1 u* Chma direct charge of all the housekeeping Roosevelt regime think they may change their minds. I details, altho the White House ladies: really think they may. I am almost I supervise and check and direct thej nccTTium i*/\ ci irrrrn sure that they may." machinery of the household, as every BfcbllWfcO lO SUCCllED "Good," said the little grubs. good housewife should. Mrs. Jaffray "You see," Grandaddy Grub went does all the marketing for the house on, "we make our homes in a plant hold and controls all the ordinary do known as the pitcher plant or another ^jc expenditures, paying for every- mes name for it is the flytrap. ithing and submitting her accounts for "It is well-named, for it catches insects a final audit to the President's wife. of all kinds as we know. hiel cok and two assistants, rule over the "You see, the pitcher plants are trie kitchens, which are modern in type shaped much like tubes. These plants and fitted up with every reasonable hold a watery substance and so because variety of labor- and time-saving device.. they hold something like that In the pantry is an electric they are called pitcher plants. For dumbwaiter and an electric plate pitchers hold water, you know. warmer. This instrument on occasion "Then they're known as flytraps, as has heated as many as five I said, because they catch Insects in thousand plates at official functions. The silver is all cleaned by electric the tube-shape trap of theirs. machinery. "But in these plants this watery substance is of something which No caterers get up state dinners in the White House. Everything is prepared smells sweet and so insects come to by the house cooks. This even it and think that here they will get The extends to the ices, and that is probably nice delicacies and goodies. one reason why the White House "Ah, but that is where they are tables of refreshments at formal wrong. When they get to the plants functions are always so popular. Unlike they are drowned in this watery substance. most nations, there is no entertainment Once they get inside the fund, as such, for the American hooded or tube-like top of the plants President. He pays out of his thety cannot get out. own pocket for the food he furnishes Crepe de chine blouses covered with "That is because the plant has to h|s guests. eyelet embroidery seem destined to a Just off the kitchens is the laundry, downward pointing hairs and the insects 1 great success. The original model has a large modern type, fitted with washing have to go down and they cannot been modified by some designers, but machines and other devices. So pull themselves up with this trap the eyelet work feature that all much clean linen is demanded that is a pushing them down. Altogether it is every day is washday at the White retain. very clever! House, and the clothes are hung out "First, the plants draw the Insects in the air in the yara just back of the The greatest mystery to a good nearby because of the sweetness of the kitchens. Three women are kept at many women is how the fine husbands watery substance within them. Then work constantly in the laundry. All of other women can live with the insects are drowned because they of the family laundry is done here. the cats they married. are trapped and can't get out and What a powerful influence it exerts. It makes because they cannot live In the watery substance. and unmakes kingdoms. It builds up and tears TYLE "All kinds of bugs and Insects come down. It is either constructive or destructive. to these plants which grow In the warm places. ERVICE "The plants are kept strong and fine Rightly used, no other influence is equal in power, because of the bugs which are caught for printing is the one great force that influences within. the mind of man. "But we are the clever ones, as I ATISFACTION said before. We live a life that Is half a land life and half a water life. A Buyers' Market We live in this watery substance and we feed on the delicious bugs, eating as many as we can of them. .Today there is a Buyers' Market—he must be sold. KOBE'S CAFE "Such a variety of food as we have, Goods are abundant the shelves., are full the too. It's really an excellent variety! We grow fat because of all the silly warehouses are crowded. Goods must be turned bugs that come and get caught in into cash in order that industry can be active. the plant. "Then we sit up on the top of the Feeding the Ravens BUYERS MUST BE FOUND THE GOODS MUST plant and make our cocoons under the tube or hood and CHANGE HANDS. there we stay un- TP Poor printing, beside* being a til we sye ready waste of expenditure, gives negative, Printing is the lever—the great force it is the one to fly away with 1 unfavorable impressions. ii power that will compel purchasers to release accumulated Money spent for poor printmg 3| wings. funds, put the hoarded money into circulation is like feeding it to the birds. Take your choice ^'jtfa're too clever Whereas, printing of quality* is once more and help to restore the country to be caught by effective, economical and lasting. to normalcy. the hairs on the plant when we From the printing of the amplest fly off. THE PRINTED WORD MUST ENTER Here are a few of the buildings envelope staffer or card to die "Of course most complex order, we aim to THE BUYER'S MARKET AND IT WILL for which we will gladly supply folks are right imbue a spirit of quality and COMPEL ATTENTION AS NOTHING full size working plans free. We when they say attractiveness. ELSE CAN—THAT'S WHERE WE CAN that bugs are have a book about each kind of stupid to be HELP YOU. Why not let us co-operate for a building, also free. These are trapped like this. most pleasing tesuh on your next Still it is difficult only samples. job of printing? Youll find our for them not to Our business to produce that compelling force It's prices right, too— from the weBknown be trapped. In "Our Home*." There we 20 others that will move the goods. Th6 judicious use of fact It is Impossible. And it is only IPRICE printers ink is an investment that makes the turnover natural that they would come where they smelt sweet delicacies. But 'RANKUN in your business come more frequently, brings and there are no strings to this we're smart grubs. We aren't caught, PRINTING into the business more money, and does it at a saving offer. You don't even promise to but we thrive in the pitcher plants or LIST to the customer. the flytraps. use "Old Faithful" HEMLOCK "Yes, Grandaddy Grub and the little lumber, the old standby for grubs are smart and they know a THE RIGHT USE OF PRINTING MAKES which 300 years. ~v thing or two. price quotations—the same to FOR BETTER BUSINESS AND MORE "And we?ll all stay here and grow everybody. ~.'- 4 OF IT. Of course *?e feel pretty sure fat until the time comes for us to spin our cocoons and fly off, which we that you will insist on using Old do as easily as we are living here and Faithful" after you know all about thriving when other creatures meet their sad ending here!" 4i it, and that's why we only ask you to write for what you want (and Liked to Yell. -V please mention your lumber deal-. He was a typical gamin so diminutive owerCountxN ews in stature that I had to stoop to er's name). Interrogate him, which I did in this .a way: THE HEMLOCK MANUFACTURERS Zz6e House"iof Service*' "Where do you get your papers, my (of WUeotuin and Northern Michigan) little man?" Offices, F. R» A* Building Oshlcosh, Wisconsin "Oh, I buy 'em in the Times alley." Wetinvad the&oodnwsalout"Old HEMLOCK byt .. "What do you pay for them?" IJW Faithful" it M- do not sell it. Get from your LOCAL LUMBER DEALER* vj "Fi' cents." |Sj?. "What do you sell them for?" SHINGLE RIGHT ONCE WITH "Fi' cents." CEDAR SHINGLES WHITE "You don't make anything at that?" "Nope." "Then what do you sell them for?8* rfciigi "Oh, just to get a chance to holler." and forget roofing troubles for good LI- —American Boy. jjgufcailaiiMfk