«"r 'vvf S^-',V*V 4 "W" \tv ,^£ifl 'WT~ !W~ -**••.•? V1 1 ', .y{^ Kt"?• ,' i, w,«,. », f," fj"Xv r^Ji"! C" v5^.-T*^~t:»7S*K| 'A MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINNESOTA MONDAY, MARCH 7, 1921 #AGE SIX •THE The town board of Hayfield township, 4 HAYFIELD composed of Messrs. P. H. Buffum, Albert Ecklund, Fred Kruger, From The Herald KITCHEN Only Remedy for Russian Reds Is to 1 When Lovely Woman Gave Up Fainting and E. P. Johnson held a business meeting in Hayfield Tuesday. COUNTY FARM BUREAU CABINET and Took Up Smoking Instead. Force Them to Work or Starve. Miss Rena Wiley and Ben Kruger twere SELECTS COMMITTEEONE united in marriage Wednesday, FROM EACH TWP. At the recent series of township March 2nd. at the Presbyterian farm bureau meetings the matter of Manse. Rev. S. W. Arends officiat-j to By CAPTAIN J. W. FARROW, American Shipmaster. By G. BERNARD SHAW, English Man of Letters: Having, a purpose In life is essential marketing was a leading subject for ed. Mr. and Mrs. Kruger left the5 right living. Unless a man is now living discussion. It its felt that the farmer same day for Minneapolis, where they begun to a purpose, he has either not yet and ha£ devoted too large of a share will spend a few days. The young to live, or he has got through living My last voyage was to Batoum on the Black sea and I saw in that of his energies to production and not couple are popular Hayfield people. Masculine affectations were always a mistake. in either case be is out ot place In the world. enough -to the marketing of his They will be at home to their friends^ city and its neighborhood in one week more ruin and distress than I have During the movement for the liberal education of —Anonymous. products. With a view to studying on the Percy Panes farm north of observed in all my lifetime of sailing to ports all over the world. My local conditions and making recommendations Hayfield. women and their admission to the professions, the COLD MEAT COOKERY. in much the same way The following people from Hayfield conclusion from all that I saw and heard in Batoum is that unless the followers of John Stuart Mill and Henry Fawcett cut as the national committee of seven attended the basketball game in So often a few slices of some choice bolsheviki element can be overthrown only famine and disaster, maybe utter teen, a committee of twelve was selected, Austin Saturday evening, when Bat-i their hair shqrt, put on men's stiff collars and cravats, one man from each township tery "A" from Minneapolis played roast, steak or stew is allowed to wore waistcoats and shirtfronte and watchchains, and ruin, awaits Russia. in the county. The membership is as against the Hormel Club and won by waste because the family follows: a score of 35-16, Chester Bjaastad, made themselves mannish above the waist while remaining So much havoc has been wrought in this land of rich resources that, is tired of it, when Vernon—Fred Dahlen. G. W. Elliott and son Bernard, Lester a little different way of quakerish below, it. in the best of circumstances, it will take many years to restore prosperity Hayfield—Fred Kruger. Frogner, Walter and Herman Peterson, serving the meat, a new Westfield—Carl Nybo. Jos. Watruba, Will Wrede, The counter-movement has not balanced itself yet. and happiness. There are oil, coal and all kinds of mineral wealth, but the sauce, would make it a Severine Hanson, Jay Sasteel, Will X«wttMiMc_Unkm! Ellington—D. J. Lambert. It culminated in the campaign of the suffragets, which people generally seem to have settled into a policy of continuous loafing, most attractive and appetizing and Glen Elliott, Gerald Hanson, Milton-—WV A. Parkin. dish. Victor Sunwall, Percy Cran, Tony was conducted with extraordinary violence and resisted with frantic savagery. believing that the United States and England will not allow them to starve. Concord—M. F. Wood. Mantorville—Jake McNeal. Hanson, Howard Blaisdell, Chester Roulade de Boeuf."— But before it broke into volcanic eruption it had obliterated the But they are not happy in their laziness—they are restless, easily Johnson, Dr. B. L. Currier, Ole Oyen, Wasioja—T. W. Chapin. Take a pound of cold would-be manly women. The suffragets insisted on their womanliness excited and ready for any sort of violence and plunder. Things are going Claremont—Carl Erickson. G. F. Westcott and sons, Leonard roast beef, free it from and Douglas, Orvil Allen, Lloyd Ripley—John Bell. much more consciously and strenuously than the Victorian women. skin, bone and gristle, from bad to worse, and I can see no hope for betterment unless some Ashland—Wm. Guell. Bacon, Lennie Hanson, Samuel Sorum, and put it through the The manly phase, however, had established toleration for practices R. Johntson and Kenneth Myster. strong hand takes hold of the affairs there and puts down the revolution Canisteo—B. O. Beaver. meat grinder with a third of a pound which, though formerly confined to men, were really as proper—or improper—to and forces the indolent masses to go to work. or less of ham or bacon, lean and fat Miss Tillie Johnson, from near Sargeant, spent Saturday in Austin. women as to men. For instance, women gave up crying and together. Season highly with salt and Mothers—Important The only remedy is to treat 'em rough. I don't pretend to be wise Miss Dora Wall, of Austin, spent When you market hogs, you might pepper, add a teaspoonful of finely fainting, and took to swearing and smoking. enough to solve one of the greatest problems the world has ever been called as well market big ones. International the week-end with her parents in minced olives, a few drops of tabasco, Hayfield. Hog Tonic aids digestion and assimilation When my mother formed her habits, smoking by women, or even in upon to settle, but everything indicates that the Russian masses need an a teaspoonful of minced parsley, a little so hogs get full nourishment Miss Ella Lampland was among their presence, was unheard of. There was not even a smoking room in lemon peel and a pinch of nutmeg. awful jolt to wake them up to the fact that they must go to work at once from their food. Aids growth. Sold by the Austin visitors Saturday afternoon. Mix all together and add a half cupful W. H. Martin, 600 W. College St. Adv the house. Men went down to the kitchen late at night and smoked up or they will starve. That would be bitter medicine, but it's the only thing of cooked macaroni, cut in oneinch Mrs. John Wicker and daughter, the chimney. When women discovered that the toleration and even the ADVERTISE IN THE NEWS that can bring them to their senses. lengths and tossed in butter. Add Lillian, were among the Austin visitors AND GET RESULTS practice of smoking was the price of male company, they first tolerated and the well-beaien yolks of two eggs, and Thursday of last week. The majority of the people have become so saturated with red theories the whites beaten to a stiff froth. Mix then practiced. The habit is one of the most extraordinary aberrations that they actually believe that a good living will be handed to them on a well, roll and cover with a greased paper We Are Now Showing All of our civilization, imposed on xis as it was by the redskin at the climax and bake in a well-greased baking gold platter without their lifting a hand. When they get that notion out pan in a moderate oven one-half hour. of the Renascence. Men were always a little ashamed of it, and were actually of their heads and realize that they must hustle or starve, then, and not Serve with the following sauces: Add The New Spring Hats heading for its renunciation wli2n women gave it an enormous impulse till tJien, will they come out of their present dream. salt and pepper to a pint of tomatoes and made it quite shameless. In the nineteenth century we could which have been put through a sieve. Add a teaspoonful of sugar, a tablespoonful hope smoking might disappear in the twentieth. Now people who do Frank A. Vanderlip, American Financier—The people who made of vinegar, a teaspoonful of not smoke have to choose between stale tobacco and social ostracism. onion juice, or a half clove of garlic the peace treaty did not understand the complicated theory of modern As refinement was supposed to be proper to women and roughness minced. Cook until reduced slightly industry. Large Celophane, in bulk. proper to men fifty years ago, the great increase in companionship between Royale.—Take a pound Picture Cannelon a la men and women during that period was bound either to refine the Mike Neus to mention that he had a of cold roast veal, free it from skin ADAMS whip taken from his buggy on the Hats men or roughen the women. It has done both. The feminine refinement, and fat and grind it twice through the evening in question and that he knew From The Review Sailors, which was only silliness disguised by affection, has gone, and women are meat chopper. Add to it a quarter of who the thief was. He says he expects Come a pound of ham also minced. Add salt, to have the whip returned in Pokes, Among the Adams fans who attended hardier and healthier, and the stock sizes of their clothes are larger in reasonable time or there will be "fun pepper, minced parsley, half a teaspoonful the Hormel-Battery A game High consequence. in the Dutchman's shanty^ Our ad of minced shallot, a little at Austin Saturday were Lynn and vice in this matter is, "better giv To first Clarence Ulven, Fred Cavanaugh, Crowns The masculine vigor that was only boorishness, slovenliness and neglect grated lemon rind and a pinch of nutmeg. Mike his whip." George Lewison, Sig Rogne, Bernie Mix well, add two well-beaten Soft of person and clothes has fled before feminine criticism.. But the Miss Mayme Brown, of Onamie, Hukke, Rognau Gilligan and Louie eggs, shape in a roll, cover with buttered Minnesota, arrived in the latter part Slindee. Crowns generalization that women are refined and men rough by nature is a superficial paper and bake a half hour. of the of last week and is a guest at the Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Schneider, Mr. Braid one, holding good only when, as often happens, the man's occupation Reheated.—Underdone mutton Mutton home of her grandfather, John and Mrs. J. F. Schneider and Paul can be turned into a very nice Brown. She is a daughter of Mr. in Milans, is rougher than the woman's. Schneider attended the St. Mary'sKormel -y dish. Cut a sufficient number of slices and Mrs. Casper Brown who formerly game at Austin Thursday. Satin from a leg of mutton cut in rounds resided here. Miss Brown left Wednesday Mrs. Joe Thelen has been the guest Sports for Osage, where she will or squares. Place a tablespoonful of County Commissioner S. D. Thompson of Mr. and Mrs. T. A. Keating of -V spend a short time visiting relatives. LYLE butter in a plate. Add to it a tablespoonful was a caller in Lyle last Thursday. Austin for the past ten days. of Worcestershire sauce and A number of resident changes His attention had been called to From The Tribune Andrey Sathre of Austin visited among the farmers of this community some matters that properly belonged salt to taste. Have ready well-browned Adams people Thursday of last week. Call Pastor were made during the past week or to the County and Mr. Thompson v6ry toast, place apiece of mutton on each, Prices from $2.95 to $25.00 3£ev. R. L. Jackson, who conducted Among the new families to take ten days. Isaac Brewer has taken promptly came over to get first hand place in a hot oven and bake ten minutes. services at the Congregational church over local farms are the Geo. Hattih over the Gurvin farm, Harry Hanson information. Sunday, has been called to hold regular family of Bancroft, Iowa, who will Orochet cotton, new stock, Aprons, To be embroidered. will operate the Ole Uglum place, vacated B. A. Bisbee came down from Minneapolis "Hexult services. He is located at Mason reside on the farm vacated by the by the Carl Boe family, while last Thursday to look after All kinds of other fancy work. City but plans to keep in close touch Fred King family, also of Bancroft, the Fred King family are occupying business at the farm, where his barn tYLa^vrdiQ- SWENSON MILLINERY with the work here. He can be reached who will operate the farm worked the former Ole A. Johnson farm operated burned last Sunday morning. During by phone for funerals, marriages, last season by Mr. Langdon. We are last year by E. Nelson the winter Mr. Bisbee has been spending pleased to welcome these new people etc. His address is 825 2nd St. S. W. "The man who didn't kno himself the winter with his daughter in Carl Boe and Alec Asper loaded Mason City. The local church is indeed to our community. Minneapolis. iz a poor judga of the other their household goods and other effects fortunate in securing the services Following up our "whip story" of A. H. Kryger, a deputy fire marshal phellow."—Josh Billings. at the local station Tuesday and of such an able minister, and last week, we hav6 been asked by representing the State department left for their old home1 at Frederic, ask all interested in the work to come was in Lyle Friday looking after fire Wisconsin, Wednesday. Both gentlemen out and hear him. Remember the hazards in the village. He said the have purchased farms near the .service, Sunday evening at 7:30. local department could have universal I Shall Remember America as a Land Wisconsin city and will devote their ti or standard coupling connections installed time to dairying. We join friends Tire Department Elects Reflector works by the state at no expense, by The Volunteer Fire Department of Interrupted Conversations." in wishing them all success and pros like a searchlight. requesting it. This would make all anet in annual session Thursday to perity. Projects heat up cr couplings the same, and in case of outside transact business and elect officers down, sidewise or assistance duirng a big blaze, for the ensuing year. All but three crosswise anywhere connections could be made without CHAU TAUQUA members responded to roll call and you want it„ By LYNN HAROLD HOUGH, Retiring Pres't Northwestern Univ. trouble. The deputy condemned the two of them were excused as one old barn, belonging to Ed Arneson, vras sick and the other cut of the city. back of the harness shop. This was The Treasurer's report showed a Austinj Minn. 1091 also ordered removed, a year or two "I shall remember America as the land of interrupted conversations," balance of $587.89. Of this amount ago. N. T. Fortun's attention was $414 was invested in W. S. S. $67.07 said that brilliant Frenchman, Porf. Henri Bergson, after a brief but June 19-25 called to the bad insulation on his had been received from the state during electric wires and some were reported memorable visit to the United States. A great many things are interrupted the year. $18.90 had been expended :U- to be hanging very low and in close for local purposes. ADVERTISE IN THE NEWS in our rushing, energetic, complex, modern world. Perhaps most contact to buildings. He was given The following officers were duly 30 days to put them in proper shape. of all our thoughts are interrupted. We have to think under pressure elected: O. G. Thompson, Chief. NEVADA CRISPETTES and we catch most of our thoughts "on the fly." The result is that we J. H. Hughes* Assistant-Chief. have more thoughts than thought, more cleverness than insight. Of O. H. Dahl, Secretary. Miss Lenore Olson, is sick with the .Tens Larson, Treasurer. mumps. course it is a great deal easier to sat an idea blazing at some tiny point of The secretary, was instructed to Miss Hazel Olson spent Tuesday conflagration than to build the substantial furnaces where the great fires send a message to our representative with her friend Miss Andrena Moen. hresh in the legislature urging them to support of the mind can be kept burning. Miss Myrtle Austinson visited a Delicious the bill known as S. F. No. 490, few days last week with her sister, We Can Deliver Que to The boy at a typical American university who said he was too busy which proposes to give the Volunteer Mrs. Dave Nelson. iFiremen of the state an increase from to have time to study only represents a part of our problem. You get Mr. and Mrs. Louis Jacobson spent the state apportionment. Monday evening with Mr. and Mrs. You Today close to the heart of it in the remark of another student who said that he Park Crispette Orville Lastine. We are pleased to know that Art was too busy to have time to think. The man of consummate intellectual Mr. and Mrs. Louis Amundson and Dahl, who has been "Mumpsing" for Kitchen Andrew Hoffland were Austin callers a couple of weeks, is able to be at the powers is not the clever juggler with maijy thoughts. He is the man who Tuesday. ED. MORTENSEN, PROP. hardware store a grain. thinks things out who has arisen from thoughts to thought. Mr. and Mrs. Melvin Nelson Mr. Our first supply of these new gas heaters will Rev. A. Elmer Moe departed Tuesday and Mrs. Chris. E. Olson, Mr. and for Minneapolis to attend the One of the worst things which can be said about a university is that not last long. Estate Sunburst sells on sight, Mrs. Orville Lastine, Laura Jacobson, genera conference of leaders and pastors it is strong in everything except the intellectual life. It requires hard and no wonder. It's such dandy, handy and Ole and Lena Aslakson were among the English speaking INSURAHCg entertained at the Dave Nelson home churches. and vigorous training to make a man capable of thought. But the athlete little heater so useful, so inexpensive, and Tuesday evening. Marjory Beach was aken to the costs so very little to operate. of the mind knows that it is worth more than it costs. Austin Hospital Sunday. She has It isn't necessarily the right road been sick for several weeks and does because it is well beaten.—Anonymous. not improve, as her friends wish she might. A GREAT Speaking of America Practical and Materialistic, BIG SAVING A But Idealistic in an Emergency. bsnrance HEATER GAS By V. BLASCO IBANEZ, in American Magazine. 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