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FOR SALE—Regal Dorcas Cockerels^ $2.50 and $3.00 each. H. ItWaters, Dexter, Minn, Pinehnrafc Farm. 13-4-e FOR SALE—One and one half lot with all modern eight room honat and barn. No phones answered^. Mrs. J. D. Davison, 204 S. Kenwood Uncle Walte Gucle-Jcte tfcsfa chewing his scalp off. He had chased Ave. 14-4-p, AUSTIN MARKETS LEGAL NOTICES it away three million times, but it always FOR SALE: Three* quarter sectioasin came back. I got another licking CITATION FOR HEARING ON WsS" Chicagio Receipts 31,000 Northern Minnesota.—For psr-titfulars that night, and my mind was occupied FINAL ACCOUNT AND FOR write Thomas Todd, Taopi^ HOG MARKET with serious things for a DISTRIBUTION Minn. STOP LOpK AND LISSEN! 11-7-1* ft*,? Medium and Butchers 8.90 STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of month." NO BUZZ WASON Packers 6.75 to 7.90 Mower, ss. In Probate Court. FOR SALE—A registered Guernseys SHORTY EVER KNOCKED N° 6 In the Matter of the Estate of $1,200,000,000 WATER PLANS bull, three high grade Guernsey CATTLE David Watkins, Decedent: cows, two high grade yearlingr Fat Steers 5.00 to 7.00 OFF THE TRACK THE STATE OF MINNESOTA, heifers, and two heifer caftrefc. Cows and Heifers 4.00 to 5.00 United States Power Commission VET. D. D. says to us this morning, as Isabelle A. Watkins and Myra E. Here is your chance to get a Vgfc Tells of Immense Projects Canners and Cutters .... $2.50 to $3.00 Gregg, and to all persons interested we were going to the postoffice, class Guernsey herd at a reasonable Contemplated. •—v Bulls 3.50 to 5.00 in the final account and distribution figure. Write or come "Good morning, were you robbed last of the estate of said decedent VEAL. SHEEP AND LAMBS see them. H. M. Walters, Dexter, night?" HUMOR OF boys The representative of the above Washington.—Applications for per. Minn. 14-4-C Fat Lambs 6.00 to 7.00 named decedent, having filed in this mits looking toward the development Fat Sheep .....3.00 to 4.00 «A/IY next door neighbor has a Altho she never had a double chin, WANTED—A good News Carre*pondent Court her final account of the ad of more than 12,000,000 horsepower, Fat Veal .5.50 to 7.50 lVA boy who is going to get into for Sargeant. Must ministration of the estate of said? decedent, "Chub" writes from California, "I sufficient to supply 20 cities the size trouble if he doesn't reform," said .Quoted By Dalager over 16 years of age. For particulars together with her petition have lost my double chin, looking at of Chicago, had been filed under the Eggs .30 Mower the retired merchant. "He's always wfcite City Editor, praying for the adjustment and allowance federal waterpower act with the federal the high buildings." Butter 45 County News. 14-if-«WANTED—A playing idiotic tricks on me, and I'm of said final account and Ofi power commission up to December Quoted by Smith-Wright Company for distribution of the residue of getting tired of it. This morning, as :fc man with family want* 18, the commission announces. Chickens .19 said estate to the persons thereunto Dear Sir: I was leaving work on farm. Telephone 13-F-12 E?e1s .. a 251 entitled. Therefore, YOU, AND Completion of the contemplated I hear this 'un ata show. home, I found 12-4-eFOR Geese 13 EACH QF YOU, are hereby cited and plans as shown in the application, the my front gate The Bible says Eve didn't know she 'required to show cause, if any you commission estimates, will advance SALE—S. C. Buff Orpingtoar nailed shut, and I was nude until she ate the apple. Heavy HenS .-19 have, before this Court at the ProLight eggs for hatching. $1.50 per setting. waterpower development in the United had to climb over Judging from some of the present Hens 12 bate Court Rooms in the Court House Inquire of A. C. Buttef^field, States by more than 40 per cent, and it, and nearly in the City of Austin, in the County of styles we suggest that someone pass Turkeys 30 Brownsdale, Minn. 17-2 will involve an investment of $1,200,000,000." broke my back Mower, State of Minnesota, on the around the apples again. ,, doing it." 7th day of March, 1921, at 10 CLERKS—(Men, women) 17, fegr Pretty good, eh! The projects covered in the applications Keep an assortment of Internation- o'clock NA. M., why said petition wouldn't give Postal Mail Service. $125 moixtlu range from a small ten horsepower Yours O. R. al Live Stock and Veterinary Prepar- should not be granted. Experience unnecessary. For free three cents for a ations on hand for emergencies. For WITNESS, The Judge of sar plant for a colony of summer particulars of examinations, write boy who didn't over thirty years successfully used by Court, and the Seal of said Court this cottages, to the storage of the waters R. Terry, (former Civil Servk^ BOY! PAGE HENRY FORD play tricks," replied Airplanes Common Now. farmers and stockmen everywhere. 29th day of January, 1921. Examiner) 772 Continental Bufld— of the Upper Colorado, and its tributaries Sir: I note in a nearby paper, a the hotelkeeper. Four or five years ago an airplane Sold by W. H. Martin, 600 W. College. HENRY WEBER, JUN., ing, Washington, D. C. 17-2-e in a huge reservoir. "I expect want ad which reads thusly: Adv. Feb. 24. Judge of Probate. flying overhead was considerable of a Twenty-seven states, in addition to you were as WANTED :A man to milk and run (COURT SEAL) FARM FOR RENT—Well improv«£~ sight and would cause everyone to Alaska and the District of Columbia, giddy as the rest A. W. WRIGHT, quarter. Harvey Hildebrand, Ford stop and watch th4 machine^,,The war, are represented in the*l29 applications. LEGAL NOTICES M. A. NELSON, Minn. 17-2-e of them when with thousands of planes in use, has Show this to Tom Edison, He says California leadsr-fcf the number Attorneys for Petitioner. you were young. Whenever a boy taken the novelty out of the airplane. of permits, with 35 NhV- York is second, it can be done. 2180 File No. 4070 TRY A WANT AD puts up a job on me, and I feel myself Down at Mineola, on Long Island, with 13. STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of Feb. 10-17-24. Ole. If you have found anything. getting mad, I recall some of my the only thing that will cause a native Mower. In District Court. Tenth If you have lost anything. own exploits when I was a lad, and CITATION FOR HEARING ON to gaze into the sky nowadays is when Judicial District. If you have anything to selL GONE TO THE DOGS. IN A WASHINGTON PARK that enables me to forget my troubles. PETITION TO SELL LAND he fails to hear the roar of an airplane Clarence A. Murdey, If you have anything to rent. A local insurance agent advertises "I was looking through an ancient Estate of Elsie I. Longshore, et al, Plaintiff, engine. Airplanes are as common as If you want to buy anything^. minors. album last evening, and saw the pictures —"Reliable insurance at reasonable —vs— If you want to rent anything.! mosquitoes down there, and a dozen of a lot of people who fell off Peter McKeller Peter McKellar STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of prices. Before you burn see nie." For any of these try a littler ad i* of them up over th£ town at once are Mower. In Probate Court: and wife McKellar the earth many years ago. They were The News. The cost is small and $ no strange sight. When there is none In the Matter of the Estate of Samuel Cane and wife venerable men and women in my Oft upon a midnight stilly Telenhone Main 450. up, however, it causes the Mineolans Cane Andrew J. White George Elsie I. Longshore, Leon C. Longshore schooldays, and I had played tricks I would follow little Willie. to gaze aloft to see what tlie^rouble is. W. White Chauncy Bigelow and Bessie L. Longshore, minors. on every one of them not with malice Bent upon following him where— Chancey Bigelow D. B. Johnson, THE STATE OF MINNESOTA TO aforethought, but just because a The scent of something filled the Jr George C. Moore Samuel the above named minors, and to kid must have his fun. LEGAL NOTICES B. Starr, executor of the last air. all persons interested in the sale of "There ivas a picture of old Aunt will and testament of George C." certain lands belonging to said I followed him about one night 1999 Betsy, who used to come to our house Moore, deceased Daniel Y. minors. The petition of F. W. La The way he went was sure a fright STATE OF MINNESOTA, ICounty of once in a while, on a visit, and as soon Moore Silas Moore Zemina Doux and Charles T. Longshore as Mower. In District Court. Tenth O'er marsh and creek and puddle as she came she took charge of everything. Marsh Kate Hooker Fannie Garret representatives of the above named Judicial District. Clarisa Morgan Alma She knew how to do things minors, being duly filed in this Now my brain was in a muddle. Sherman W. Biederbeck, Moore Anxa Piper Clarissa court, representing that it is. better than anybody else, and she was But onward and onward Willie sped Plaintiff, Wingan Harriet Dixon Harriet necessary and for the best interests always criticising my mother's methods. Thots of moonshine filled my —vs— Disen Lucius L. Lamb Jeremiah of said estate and of all interested Whenever mother started to do Robert Fletcher John Loree head Marsh Kate Anker Hiram Pure Drugs and Sundries. therein that certain lands of ^said anything, Aunt Betsy would take the James M. Gordon William Augustus J. D. Miner and wife Florence Now I could smell that lovely smell minors described therein be sold and job out of her hands, saying she would* Smith E. H. Gammon Patent Medicines. M. Miner Hiram J. Dwight praying that a license be to them My heart beat faster than I -can show the right way to do it. Elijah H. Gammon Jane G. Miner/ Walter D. Holt, assignee granted to sell the sr.me: tell Gammon, wife of E. H.-i—Elijah "I had heard somewhere that if you Trusses and Hospital of the creditors of Hiraiii J. D. Now Therefore, you, and each of H. Gammon the trustees of the •But when we stopped and Williei put a drop or two of acetic acid in Miner Stephen P. Smith William you, are herebr c'.tod and required to Supplies* Gammon School of Theology Bookstaver George Bradley a gallon of cream, that cream will stepped oiit show cause, if any you have, before located near the City of Atlanta, Charles I. Baker Edwin 1 never make butter. I had a great this court, at the Probate Court Stationery,' Books, Kodaks. 'Twas then I found it all was about State of Georgia Chas!. D. Gammon Isham William O'Neill Caroline Rooms in the Court House, in the memory for such facts, and kept them Around about the firelight's flare Eliza Hennick Samuel H. M. Smith J. A. Packard A. City of Austin, County of Mower, on file where they would be useful. With a bottle of—raised high in Gammon and C. H. Owen. The H. Rudall. The unknown heirs State of Minnesota, on the 7th day of A section of a giant redwood tree One morning mother said she would 1% unknown heirs of any of the of the following named deceased Prescriptions filled without the air M., March, 1921, at 10 o'clock A. from California now stands on the have to churn, and shefebt things above named persons who may persons—George C. Moore and why the prayer of said petition should substitution, adulteration or Then smash went the bottle 'gainst ready. I knew that as soon as she grounds of the Department of Agriculture be deceased,:—Also all other Stephen P. Smith Also all other not be granted. imitation. a rock started Aunt Betsy would want to in Washington. It is 30 feet in persons unknown claiming any persons unknown claiming any WITNESS the Judge of said Court, a right, title, estate, interest or show her how it should be done, so diameter and is topped off with The air was filled with the odor of right, title, estate, interest or and the seal- of said court, this lien in the real estate described lien in the real estate described when I had a chance, I dropped some miniature house. Bock 3rd day of February,' 1921. in the Complain^ herein, and in the Complaint herein, and K.O. Wold DragGfc of the acid into the churn, which was HENRY WEBER, JUN., I turned about and homeward ran A Simpleton. their unknown heirs, their unknown heirs. Judge of Probate Court one of those old upright affairs, with Willie was a revenue man. Defendants. Our idea of a simp is a man who Defendants. (COURT SEAL) a dasher that you worked up and L. W. F. SUMMONS. marries a lady lawyer and then tries SUMMONS. A. W. WRIGHT, down until the butter came. THE STATE OF MINNESOTA TO "Th® Economical Drug: Stored to make an alibi stick.—Dallas News. THE STATE OF MINNESOTA TO M. A. NELSON, "Mother seated herself on a stool THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANTS: Attorneys for Petitioners. OBJECT MATRIMONY?? Est. 1866 Phone Main 95 and began churning, and then Aunt File No. 3820. About Twenty-eight. WANTED—Girl who will share my Betsy came along, and said that while You and each of you aire hereby You and each of you are hereby Feb. 10-17-24. "Pop!" summoned -and required, to. answer she was a modest and unassuming room with me. Address Bo? 137 summoned and required to answer "Yes, my son." the complaint of the plaintiff in the woman, she did claim to know a little for particulars.—Austih Herald. the complaint of the plaintiff in the "What are the middle ages?" above entitled action, which is filed more about churning than anybody above entitled action, which is filed "Why, the middle ages, my boy, are in the office of the Clerk of the District of her weight in that part of the in the office of the Clerk of the District You cannot afford to miss the Edu SQUARE PEAL Court, in the city of Austin, the ones which, when the women country. 'Let me do it, my dear,' said cational Conference at the Presbyterian Court, in the city of Austin, county of Mower, state of Minnesota, reach, they stop, counting."—Tonkers county of Mower, state of Minnesota, she, 'and I'll have butter in seven church, under the auspices of and to serve a copy of your Statesman. the Mower County Sunday School Association, and to serve a copy of your minutes by the clock.' So she took answer to the said complaint on the answer to the said complaint on the Friday, February 25. Rev. hold of the dasher and began slapping subscribers at their office in the city A Possible Trouble. subscribers at their office in the city Wm. Bell will speak. No admission away with it She worked and worked, of Austin, county of Mower, within Muggins—It's strange that Wigwag SELF SERVE of Austin, county of Mower, within fee. All Sunday school workers in v- and the sweat began rolling down her twenty days after the service of this doesn't succeed. He seems to have no Mower county are especially urged to twenty days after the service pf this Summons, upon you, exclusive of the face, and every once in a while she'd be there. Adv. 15-2-c. Summons upon ybu, exclusive of the difficulty in catching on. day of such service and if you fail lift the lid of the churn to see what day of such service and if you fail Buggins:—Maybe th© trouble is he to answer the said Complaint within ailed the doggone cream, and then ADVERTISE IN THE NEWS to answer the said Complaint within doesn't know when to let so. GROCERY the time aforesaid, the plaintiff in the time aforesaid^ the plaintiff in she'd pour in some cold water,'and this action will apply to the Court this action will apply to the Court then some hot water, and the more for the relief demanded in the Complaint. for the relief demanded in the Complaint. TRUTH OF MOTHER GOOSE -vs she wrestled away, the less sign of butter was there. Dated, Austin, Minn., this 11th Dated Austin, Minn., this 17th day 1 "She whanged away at that dingbusted day of February, 1921. of February, 1921. jhr- churn for two hours and ARTHUR W. WRIGHT, ARTHUR W. WRIGHT, Our Everyday Prices •-VT MARTIN A. NELSON,', couldn't get results, and she was so MARTIN A. NELSON, I Attorneys for Plaintiff. mad and disgusted over it she wanted Attorneys for Plaintiff. '••l to pack her trunk and go back -1 STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of •$ STATE OF MINNESOTA, County of home. Mother saw me Tolling around Mower. In District Court. Tenth Mower. In District Court. Tenth in the yard all doubled up with unholy Judicial District. u1 1 Pillsbury Flour ................. Judicial District. mirth, and she realized at once, Same parties as in Summons immediately Same parties as in Summons immediately Dark Karo Syrup, a gallon .... ....:...70c by deductive reasoning, that I was preceding this notice, preceding this notice. 4:m responsible, and the licking 1 got that NOTICE OF LIS PENDENS Light Karo Syrup, a gallon NOTICE OF LIS PENDENS Vf*'' evening took the edge off my sense NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, Best Creamery butter, a pound .45b-: NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN, That an action has been commenced of humor for three weeks. That an action has been commenced in this Court by the above named "Another time, Uncle James wu.s visiting Canned Tomatoes, peas, corn, beans, and kraut in this Court by the above named olaintiff, the object of which is to us. He used to sit in a rustic per can :...... lite: plaintiff, the object of Which is to obtain a judgment that the plaintiff chair under an tree and doze, apple obtain a judgment that the plaintiff 's the owner in "fee of the following and Soap, bars for P. G. 10 .......65c after dinner. He had' a bald head, is the owner in fee of the fallowing described lands and premises situate and his hat always slid off after he Bulk Oatmeal, pound 5c described lands and premises'situate in the county of Mower and .state of had snored a few times. One day I in the county of Mower and state of Minnesota, viz: The North Half of Ivory Soap, a b&r 8c sneaked up behind him with a feather Minnesota, viz: The East half of the Northwest quarter in Section No. Large Package Oatmeal, a package 28q Section No. Twenty-two (22), In and began tickling his head. He'd Thirty-one (31), in Township One Township No. One Hundred-three Hundred One (101), North, Range slap his dome of thought and cuss Arm and Hammer Soda, a package 4 ....„..7c" (103) -North, Range No. Seventeen No. Eighteen (18) Vest'of the 5th a little, and then doze again, when I Best Krispy Crackers, a pound ~.18c. (17), West, thiat the defendants and P. M. That the defendants and each would get busy with the feather. That ,of them have .no estat^ or intere^ each of, them have no estate or interest Family Size Carton, per carton ..........J73c*r .Y went on for quite a while/ and I was thereJn, or lien thereon, and to thereifti^or lien thereon, and to quiet having the time of my life. I never, quiet the title in the plaintiff. rrRub-a-dtfb-f3hib, Ihfee men in a tub heard any language more highly colored Dated Austin, Minn., February Date# We Pay Cash For Eggs than. Uncle James ptit tip. 17, 1921. JCI va irllth, ?V& Aiid who do you think they be? "My mother heard him saying i! ARTHUR W. WRIGHT, ARTHUR W. WRIGHT, MARTIN A. NELSON. •-m. thing*, and came to the door and asked ^The butcher, #the baker, the candlestick maker MARTIN A. NELSON, m&k Attorneys Plaintiff. what was the matter, and he Attorneys for-Plaintiff. fot him Turn 'em out, knaves all three! Austin, Minnefiota. said a ding-donged lopsided jfly was jFeb. 24-rr-March 3-lQk •H Feb. 24—March 3-10. khMifA 4VJ rji to