imwi IliWiTOif mmm W pp of *J$vr "V PAGE FOUR MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN, MINNESOTA, MONDAY, JANUARY 17, 1921 MOWER COUNTY NEWS newspaper or putting up a stovepipe. His first great diplomatic mission Raeea of Mankind. Hadn't Wasted Any Time. was to London oyer the question of According to Whlttaker's almanac, "The County Paper" A young couple rushed Into a marriage Published every Monday and Thursday, the Mongolian race Is the largest, with taxation without representation. His license bureau recently and announced We on the-'S. think we are receiving M. at Austin, Minnesota 655,000,000, as compared to 645,000,000 success in this mission gave him immediate to the clerk that theyywished very poor accommodations, ROE AND GANNON, Publishers of Caucasians, 100,000.000 of negroes, to be married at once. Dan Cupid's prominence in the colonies. and we are at times, but it is not an V. E. FAIRBANKS, City Editor 81,000,000 of Semites, 52,000,000 of executive officer surveyed the couple ^hen You During the Revolutionary "War hs instance as compared with what they Malays and 23,000,000 of Red Indians. from under grizzled brows and said Official Paper of Mower County visited France in the hope of getting are getting oVer on the Peavine, and The Mongolian, or yellow race, includes severely: "I'm afraid this Is a runaway aid for the starving Americans. He Break sometimes also on the Dubuque division. the people of China, Tibet, Japan, match." "Well, your honor," was so successful that the Frenc-i On these last two divisions ladies Korea, Slam and Indochina, together returned the prospective groom, "I joined forces with the Americans with many of the tribes of Siberia can't exact) say we ran, but we SUBSCRIPTION RATES have to ride in the smoker and even a Dollar Per Year, in advaffce .$2,50 which resulted in the victory for the and other parts of Asia. walked pretty fast." in the baggage car because of lack of Six Months $1.25 Americans. room in the coach of which there is Single Copies 05 Later he retired and wrote his never b\it one, and men are compelled biography which is now read with to stand in the. aisles all the way between such keen interest by people of today. Caledonia and La Crosse. ft Each dollar that you earn includes a profit for you— His "Poor Richard's Almanac it- a personal profit—which you may keep or cast aside. (MEMBER full of homely wit arid humor is one George R. Kilpatrick has written of If you fail to collect and capitalize a part every of the best examples of American a book, "War—What For," that is an on such dollar you deliberately turn your back, greater humor of that period. His experiments encyclopedia of facts and quotations money opportunities. with electricity gave him no Foreign Advertising Representative gathered and presented at white THE AMERICAN PRESS ASSOCIATION little prominence in the colonies Collecting toll from each dollar and banking it at heat. The motive of the book is emblazoned where such things were practically interest, is the method successful business men have on its cover thus: unknown. used to acquire their capital. Capitalists want wars. He died in Philadelphia April 1 Politicians detlare wars. Money banked here pays sure dividends ef interest \A dELL-0 1790. Preachers pray for victories in LXn\ —compound interest. ,,, O'jn.viA l"P\ wars. counts. (h-j, AFFILIATING [*j MEMBER* DISTRIBUTE BUILDING COSTS. Workingmen fight the wars. The Austin National Bank If the masters want blood let them A proper share of the cost for re cut their own throats. ^pci placing old farm buildings should be p$y\. Let those who want "great victories" charged against the farm income each AUSTIN, MINNESOTA go to the firing line and get year. Buildings may be constructed to The Mower County News receives the them. or last for 100 years, they may stand dispatches of the United Press Association. J. L. MITCHELL, P. D. BEAULIEU, If war is good enough to pray for, only a third of that time. If the cost it is good enough to go to—up close of replacement is not charged into the President Cashier Entered as Second Class Matter at w'rei-e steel flashes, bones snap arn.1 appear yearly accounts the whole bill will the Post Office at Austin, Minn., under bleed spurts. a against the income for single the act of March 3, 1879. They say: "War is hell." year. Depreciation charges, for buildings, Well, then, let those who want hell, Sfc' sfc $ machinery, or other farm equipment go to hel!. BENJAMIN FRANKLIN for are merely a method distributing Associated Insurance Agency WAS BORN 215 YEARS of these costs over the period 5 Another Mower county man has ac AGO TODAY years in which the equipment is in ALL KINDS OF INSURANCE heard the call of the land of Sunshine, The Genesee Pure Food Company, tual use. O. Niehuit is Dr. Hart of Le Roy, who J. W. DeBubr The writers say: "As wise as Le Roy, N.Y. has purchased a house in Redlands, M. H. KENASTON Solomon, as simple of Aesop, as WHERE ARE THE FARM CLUBS? o— California and will make his home witty as Mark Twain, as inventive as Office Austin Nat. Bank Bldf. Phone Bridge 802 Where are the farm clubs that used there. Edison, as gentle as a lamb, as bold E? to be so popular a couple of years as a lion, he tried his hand at everything ago? and failed at nothing." Why have they disbanded? A. E Ben was born Sunday, January 17, Nelson, secretary of the Mower 1706, in Boston, Mass. the son of County Poultry Association said the Josiah Franklin, soap and candle other day that on (the mailing list of maker. He was baptized at the Old the association were a great number South church and the record of the of clubs. In preparing for the annual entry there can still be seen. poultry show, letters were sent to "Benjamin^ son of Josiah Franklin these different clubs. Over half of and wife Abiah." them were returned unclaimed. Were Ben was the youngest in a family there no beneficial features about of sixteen so he early learned the the clubs? Couldn't the farmers agree value of co-operation with Jjis brothers among themselves? and sisters to help to make it a Who can cast some light on the bright and happy home. In this subject? strict but happy home Ben grew into healthy, sturdy boyhood. The Hohah County Chief says Mr. He was a wide awake little fellpw Will Surprise You Meyer, Superintendent of the Serious with frank smiling eyes, bright as Mistake, has a very melancholy crack a button, busy as a bee and tho in his laugh these days, caused by full of mischief and often getting the decision of the wage board in the into scrapes he was the pride of the case of the train crews that "deadheaded" family and the love of the neighborhood. SPECIAL TOMORROW! every day for four months When he started to school he from Delavan to Austin and Jackson. learned very fast and soon, took the lead in his schoolastic studies. He He had a bright idea that the freight trains could change crews at Delavan was a leader amoiyp his school-fellows A big purchase of 200 men's finest all wool worsted-velour and flannel Suits, sold on the former market at $50.00. In Blue each dfiy and the crews dead-hea'd and often lead them into scrapes 3 Serge, Brown and Flannels, Plain Green and Fancy Mixtures all sizes and heavy weights. Special here at $28.75 which caused much consternation back to their homes, but the men didn't see it in exactly the same way among his family. and they put in a claim for pay. Thfe He was apprenticed to h\s brother case has just been Redded and now James as a 'printer but Ben did not like this. He wrote several ballads, the men have drawn all the way from two of which v.-ere successes. One $800 to $1100 each, which was torn about sh ~t v--ecT- in Boston harbf right out of Mr. Meyer's heart. Of course, it wasn't torn out of his heart rL's gather war greatly vexed and Men's and young men's Brown, Green and Blue all wool advised Ben to follow" the printers A big lot of young men's Suits, all wool and a big range —that's only our way of telling the trade as a poet's life was not a happy story. But it nlust have come pretty Suits, in Flannels and Serges, Men's and young men's models, one. of patterns and all new styles, but mostly sizes up to 38, now:. close to his gall bladder. Superintending single and double breasted* Special. $14.75 Franklin grew into diplomacy as on the Sweet Marie has its naturally as spring follows winter. ups and downs, same as running a The Flower Shop Low C. E. Dickens Son. Very Prices on Boy's Knick P&nts Sc At The Tea Shop. Orders Taken -For Wedding NEW LOW PRICES ON MEN'S WORK CLOTHES Decorations And Funeral pesigns. 1 AND FURNISHING GOODS FRESH CUT FLOWERS Always On Hand. Special the best Men's extra heavy Union Made Overalls All the Best Work Shirts, in Black Sateen, Blue Cheviots, Sale On Potted Plants. $1.65 t-H'M makes, Cones Boss Winners, Etc., Chambrays and fancy Checks and PHONE BRIDGE 234 Now -....... Stripes, now OC Prompt Delivery. $1.00 Heavy plain Blue Overalls, full cut and JEAN RUSSELL, Man ager Extra heavy canvas Gloves 2 for 25c well made now Denim, made Children's Overalls in heavy 220 Blue just like men's, two swinging pockets and DOZ. MEN'S FINEST 4-IN-HAND NECKWEAR 50 triple stitched, special vV Here It Is! fi?om Wilson Bros., this is their sample line and Men's Leather Vests wi*h leather sleevesd*|? Ylft consists of knitted and Fancy Silk Scarfs that sold 73c and mole shells, all sizes,, now :^r. ^ViUU formerly from to now on $1.50 $3.00, sale at your choice JHen's extra heavy J'Qf 250 The sale of all sales you have been Waiting for. Going Ovit tKe of :'*Men's all wool extra heavy Mackinaws, in plain Gray Men's Flannel Shirts foy,$3.00 qualities 4 Q|at $1.50 and Fancy Patterns, these Coats are mostly two Tailoring Business .. A""V"4"r^r I an dthree of a kind, and are the surplus' stock of Men's brown Flannel Sh#ts. Special Gordon & Summit Brands which retailed last fall riJiix My entire stock of High Grade Woolens and Trimmings 3 "rtf Y* i'* at $16.50 and $18*00. Now 3.00 is going at Actual Cost. Will make you a Suit or Men'js besf Unionalls, UAion Ilacfe ih Blue -i Special at ................... Overcoat, or sell you the material by the yard. Ladies •U: •••-. and Khaki, now contemplating making their own suitfr or skirts will find this an exceptional opportunity to get cloth, canvas, i* OUR STOCK IS NOW ALMOST COMPLETE AND AS USUAL THIS STORE WILL ALWAYS GIVE ITS CUS-1"-''^ linings and buttons at the lowest possible prices. Don't OMERS EVERY BENFIT dF THE NEW MARKET CONDITIONS AND LOW PRICES WHICH WE BELIEVE AT PRESENT wait, but come in today or someone will get the pattern you wanted. ARE AS LOW AS THEY WILL BE FOR SOME TIME. All fixtures, tables, machines and several rolls of THE GOLDEN EAGLE n% fine Manilla paper for sale..' v- H. O. HERMANN vc (Over Woolworth's.) 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