PLAY WITH DEATH FORTY-SECOND MINNESOTA LEGISLATURE ECLIPSE ^CORNER Go Man, to Fight the Influenza, Must MACHINE NOW RUNNING FULL BUS! Back to the Old-Time Nightcap. Weekly Shavings Edited by Vol. 353. Monday, January 10, 1921 Splinters. 'Mediums' Among Amazon Tribes Take Long Chances. YOU WILL FORCE LUMBER HIGHER stormproof cover they are not only*.: By LOUIS SAINT MAURICE, French Physician. IF YOU POSTPONE BUYING escape weather damage, but they arev UNTlf, NEXT SPRING. where one can give them a "goingover", commission in which the subject of TONNAGE TAX—AMENDMENT when the weather will not per—4 On account of the stopping of building Poison Brew Drunk to Induce Delirium tonnage tax is handled as it never Years ago, when nightcaps were universally worn, no one ever had mit outside work. thruout the country many mills NUMBER ONE Sooner or Later Puts an was before. The commission explodes have closed down, throwing thousands colds, either in the head or in the chest. Lagrippe was unknown, influenza ARE BIG ISSUES End to Their Cafeer. out of employment and lumber has FARM COMFORTS all theoldtheroriesconcerningthe tonnage had never been hard of. declined until the manufacturers say American farmers and their families' tax inflection and puts the The original exponents of spiritualIsm it is below cost of production. In the On the other hand, art and literature of the past, well up to the deserve every possible comfort that. whole thing in a ne-tv lightrThe commission NOLAN SELECTED SPEAKER were found among the tribes in spring building will commence, causing will lighten labor in house, field and' Eighteenth century, show that every one, rich and poor, young and old, is neither for or against the a heavy demand. Then— the region around the head waters of barnyard—that will make rural life new idea, but if a tonage tax bill is the Amazon river by early Spanish men and women, all wore nightcaps. Toward the end of the Eighteenth LUMBER WILL GO HIGHER still more attractive. 1 WE MUST FOLLOW THE MARKET— explorers, and savage seances are still In winter, spare hours can be used' attempted the commission advises century the nightcap began to fall into disuse, and in less than 100 years Many Big Perplexing Problems held there with exactly the same rites to advantage on indoor building work caution. Anything that means double it has practically disappeared. When the market declined the Eclipse Confront Law Makers as those witnessed by the Europeans that will lighten labof the year taxation the commission says will not gave you the benefit of reduped around. Concrete floors can be placed so long ago. On the other hand, the need of protection for the head during the This Session stand in the courts. If a net profits prices, altho we had bought on a high in cellars, barns, piggeries, henneries The mediums do uot employ rappings, night has increased. The protecting shell of bone, the cranium, is getting market. I do not believe lumber will tax'is insisted on, the commission advises or other buildings. Many repairs and table-tipping or the dark cabinet go lower. We have faith and ljave thinner to make room for the larger brain. improvements can be made with lumber. that the advalorem tax for lo- to call up the dead, but their Without a dissenting vote, the bought heavily/. cal burposes be reduced. The report Investigation proves that a cold in the head is the necessary setting ceremonies are weird and spectacular House of Representatives Friday pass Should the market advance we must as prepared by the commission is the in the extreme. for an attack of influenza. Further investigation shows that in an overwhelming then raise our prices. I am confident Clean up the ceiiarv whitewash the* ed the bill authorizing issuance of When a member of the tribe desires most comprehensive ever attempted you will save money by contracting walls, fix it up as a workshop get: majority of cases, a cold is "caught" during the night, while $3,000,000 soldier bonus bonds and with the Eclipse for your lumber to talk with a deceased relative or some lumber for the bins and variouspartitions and should be rea£- by everyone interested making more saleable the outsanding one is in bed. As a preventive against the Spanish there is not a "flu," NOW. friend he visits the medium and and make it a worthwhile in the tonnage tax question. bonds amounting to $4,500,000. and useful "addition" to the house. states his wish, at the same time making better precaution than wearing a woolen nightcap. It is a safe bet that the mining companies If farm implements are kept under It's a simple thing to do and yet onethat'll The bill, which had been held up in advance payment in the form of will not suffer. Taking the bring you a lot of satisfaction^ the House the day before when charges feathers. The medium requests him Of INTEREST 10 commissions conclusions the only are willing to pay roundly for the J.J. CLEMENS to return at a certain hour the next of extravagance were made against services of a successful fireman, for deduction is that northern Minnesota night with as many guests as he cares the state bonus came before the lawmakers IE PIECE OR A CAR LOAD Jj 1 HOUSEWIFE the company certainly does want that will be the hardest hit. to invite in honor of the departed with an unanimous recommendation Manager fire put out. Tonnage tax is by no means spirit. from the committee on Many schemes to check the fire As soon as the m^n goes away the a certainity this session. Many of the Phone No. 47. soldier activities. have been tried, and the latest is medium builds afire of scented members are giving the question serious Representative Theodore Christiansen, simplicity itself 'that is, on paper. woods, over which he steeps a decoction Line the heels of your slippers with Advertise in the News, it pays! thought. Taking the fuel away from the fire by chairman of the apjaropi-iations of green herbs. Many of these velvet to save your silk stockings. The state railroad and warehouse means of a tunnel which will cut committee, asked for immediate passage herbs are deadly poison, but are so commission this week completed a through the vein being consumed now under suspension of the rules. skillfully mixed in measured quantities Let sugar cookies cool in a co.vered lengthy hearing on the petition of is planned. When the fire arrives at that one acts as an antidote to There were 108 voters for the bill earthen Jar lined with a clean cloth. the tunnel there will naturally be no the twin city telephone lines for permission the other. which now goes to the senate for action. coal, and no coal, no fire. It appears WEEKLY to increase their rates. The At' the appointed time the spiritualist Keep a button bag near the slectric simple, but some of the best engineering and his invited guests appear and petition was vigorously founght and washer for any buttonB that are The forty-second Minnesota legislature talent in the world is busy on that PROGRAMME seat themselves in a circle around the while there is nothing to indicate as wrung off. is now a reality. It convened tuilnel, which is considered one of the fire, but at a respectful distance from yet what answer the commission will on Tuesday and for the next three most gigantic undertakings of its It. Absolute silence reigns save for Coal Mine Burning Since 1859. make, it is certain that if the petition kind. months will be deep in the task of the regular tap of a drum sounded at W O E E N I N S O W S 7 3 0 9 0 0 Inhere is a burning coal mine between is granted retalitory legislation adding to the state's already long list intervals by a man stationed in the 1" Summitt Hill and Coldale, Pa. MATINEE DAILY AT 2:30 will figure in both the house and senate. of laws. Minnesota in over sitxy years deep shadows beyond the fire. Origin of Fireworks. The fire started one morning in February, The twin cities are particluarly The medium appears bearing aloff It may be assumed that we really of statehood has enacted into law 1859, when a miner entering aroused over the bad telephone service a coconut shell filled with the brew owe fireworks to the Florentines -and over 20,000 legislative contributions Slope No. 1 of the.Lehigh Coal & MONDAY AND TUESDAY— furnished by the companies in of herbs. He scatters the glowing fire Sienese. They began their feasts of Navigation company's mine stopped but this will have little effect question. to form a ring and steps into the mid- St John the Baptist and the Assump* to warm his chilled fingers at afire NORMA TALMADGE on the output this session as enough Rep. Nordgren of Chisago county die of it, first laying fragrant green tion with wooden edifices, adorned burning in a heap of rubbish. That advance measures have already with painted statues, and from the is preparing a bill calling for a state stacks on the live coals. Soon clouds fire is still burning. "THE BRANDED WOMAN" been drafted to keep the law makers of thick smoke rise and envelop him, mouth and eyes of which issued a Engineers, generations of them, owned and operated cement mill. busy for some time. From 1,000 to the men around the fire break into a ..beautiful fire. Dragons, swans, eagles have fought the fire and It breathed Presenting the screens premier emotional star in the greatest 1,100 bills 4s about the quota of the wild incantation, the drum is furiously etc., built on such a large scale as t« its sulphurous breath into their faces, role of her career. BALLAD OF BAY OF BISCAY average session arid generally about beaten, and in the midst of the uproar carry many persons, were also mads and went on devouring coal. The the medium drinks the poison to emit amusing fireworks. half this number became laws. For stockholders, q£ the. Lehigh QQffiS&By (Mutt and Jeff Comedy) and casts the empty coconut shell "For Four Long Days We've Stood the first time in its history the Minnesota among the spectators. Immediately the Gaff," Writes Sailor in legislature began its labor with the chant ceases, the drum is silent Rhyming Log. WEDNESDAY- little to excite in the way of organization and every eye is fixed on the medium, HERE IT IS or a scramble for jobs. In the' dimly visible through the smoke. KING W. VIDOR'S Capt. Frank Rufus Pendleton, first case 9f the House its organization The drugs take effect at once his The Family Honor officer of the freight steamer Andra, was perfected better than a month eyes roll, his mouth twitches, his body is handy with the pen and finds it ago in the tentative selection of W. writhes, and unintelligible cries issue easy to keep the log in rhyme. In I. Nolan of Minneapolis as speaker, from his lips. These cries are believed a letter to his place in Belfast, Me., to be the voice of the departed. and Oscar Arneson of St. Paul as he thus describes the Andra's passage across the Bay of Biscay, according The man who has thus caused the chief clerk and the only task confronting A Beautiful Romance of the South 1 to a Bangor (Me.) dispatch to the dead to be summoned proceeds to it when Secretary of State ask questions of the spirit New York .World. (Fox Sunshine Cemedy) "The Slicker" Mike Holm called the body to order "The Bay of Biscay's on the bum, The spirits are consulted about everything was to make official record of the selections Old Neptune he is full of rum, and that happens in the village, so made. This included all we are sorry to have come into the tribal or family quarrels, contemplated THURSDAY & FRIDAYGEORGEFITZMAURICE other needed employes. The same Bay of Biscay. We're nearly full of journeys/stolen property, even procedure practically featured the PRODUCTION Biscay brine we swallow quarts from the planting of crops, and the frenzied THE ONLY PLACE convening of the Senate over which time to time I think we're pickled and guttural utterances of the suffering IN AUSTIN TO BUY IDOLS OF CLAY for all time with salty, bitter Biscay. Lieut. Gov. Collins and of which Geo. medium groveling on the ground "ED'S" DELICIOUS. "The skipper at the clouds does in the throes of pain are interpreted W. Peachy of Owatonna and J. H. stare he jumps around and tears his by the eager listeners as replies. Stoneberg of Cambridge will again be When the medium finally succumbs wretarv and sarireant-at-arms re- hair' and SSL*S 'twould make an an^el CRISPETTES swear, this old Bay of Biscay. The to exhaustion and lies motionless in With spectively. The house is well on to chief looks o'er his bunkers sharp, the embers of the sacred fire the assemblage completion in the matter of a number and says that it would be no lark if disperses. MAE MURRAY AND DAVID POWELL of important legislative problems coal should fall short on this ark, in These mediums are regarded with Park Crispette Kittherv while the senate has also not been this old Bay of Biscay. Five passengers great fear and respect and wield more A Romance embracing all of life and wooing it to love are with us here, and they have influence in the tribes than the chief overlooking any bets in this respect —ED. MORTENSEN— PATHE NEWS given up, I fear, all they've eaten himself, but the time always comes that will redoubt to its credit. for a year to hungry, hungry Biscay., when there "is too much of one herb Problems Perplexing Our parson puts all tears to rout, he or too little of another in the poison Not since the sixties has the Minnesota trusts in God, his heart is stout, 'out brew, and then the medium never revives legislature been confronted wants to swing the lifeboat out, for from his stupor. with as many big and perplexing the devil rules old Biscay. The good problems as those which now face the ship at the seas does bound she tries Shades of Columbus 1 present day. Many are vital to the in vain to knock them down, then It was Discovery day and Gladys state's future. To the agricultural backs away and goes out round the McCain, stenographer to Governor mountainous seas of Biscay. interests of the state the undoubted Goodrich and barely out of her school "For days and days we bob around, dresses, sat languidly in the chief executive's big thing is the several bills concerning our only motion's up and down, the office dreaming of the ancient their future welfare and which old ship makes a poor clown Genoese mariner and his great have been under consideration for for acrobatic Biscay. The cooks are adventure. some weeks. A system of hard surfaced having lots of fun as after pots and The telephone bell rang, and to romantic highways free from polities and graft pans they run, but dinner's always Gladys it seemed like the very -comes next, and order follows a iti sure to come, they are the cooks for bells of the good ship Santa Maria. workmen's compensation act over Biscay. The engineers down in the Mechanically, however, she placed the hole, they only say gol blame my soul, -which a special house and senate committee receiver to her ear—and then, with just you see this-• old ship roll, on has been laboring for a year, paled face she excitedly grasped the 1T|HE Value of the printed word is not always due to large, bloody, bloomin' Biscay. For four long primary and election law reforms, reapportionment telephone with both hands and cried: days we've stood the gaff, but not discouraged, "What's that? Good heavens, Columbus and the disposal of the no, not half we're getting wants to talk to the governor flashy presentation. long drawn-out tonnage tax controversy. used to Biscay's chaff, we'll soon be In preparing the house for the out of Biscay. There's one thing sure, Brave Frank Litschert, the governor's work before it both speaker Nolan and I've lots of time to put this old bay secretary, rushed to the desk A judicious use of advertising space in a newspaper such as the Chief Clerk Arneson have been at into rhyme we'd rather.put it far behind, and seized the receiver. Calmly he their desks every day for the last two this restless Bay of Biscay. turned to the dreamer and/reassuringly "The good old ship she isn't weak, weeks while Lieut. Gov. Collins has said: Mower County News is an investment in your business just aS old Biscay cannot make her leak, or been equally busy in the same case "No, little one. Twas not Christopher, even make her timbers creak she but Columbus, Ind., that wished of the senate. Others who have been defies the Bay of Biscay. She's loaded much and just as valuable an asset as the stpek in your store., to speak."—Indianapolis News. contributing to the job of getting deep with iron ore, it tries her to things in readiness include Rep. Wil the very core she doesn't even pinch Banks Don't Print Curreney. kinson of Washington county and a door, she laughs at rough old Biscay. ^Plainly worded, neatly arranged with appropriate display and whit©/ No bank in the United States Is Rep. Nordgren of Chisago, who head Our company says the cap's a permitted to print and issue currency. the forces active for the relief of the dear, as to the channel we draw near, The national banks can obtain national space, these ads are read by News subscribers twice each week/ because from Biscay he's won clear, states agricutural interests. bank notes from the treasury a conqueror of Biscay. Now, today Battle Over Roads department at Washington by ^depositing the weather's 'fine, we're leaving Biscay One of the battles royal will be old government bonds as security. !V V':' V',"\ far behind so I will close this Readers of the Mower County News make good customers. We over the question of proper laws for The treasury department also supplies awful rhyme, and bid good-by to federal reserve notes and federal the carrying into effect of Amendment Biscay." reserve bank notes to the federal No. 1. which prevailed at the will co-operate with you Mr. Advertiser, in placipg your mrssage^ reserve banks, to be issued foi general Philippine Coal. Tecent election. Two opposing forces, circulation, secured by gold, government Signs of industrial expansion in the one headed by senator R. H. McGarry before them. Phone Main 450 and our representavive will call. bonds, or specified classes of Philippine islands are seen in the recent of Walker and the other by C. M. commercial paper, or notes of formation of a company which Babcock, state highway commissioner, merchants, manufacturers, farmers, is developing the Cebu coal mines as are battling for the best law obtain^ etc. The outstanding federal reserve well as those in Mindanao. It is expected able. The difference between the two notes amount to 3,322 million dollars, that within a comparatively is on the question of control. Senator federal reserve bank notes, 213 million short time the output of these two national bank notes, 723 million McGarry would have a commission islands will be sufficient to supply Ssv dollars. composed of three or five men serving the needs of the whole archipelago as regards good* steam coal. The Mindanao without salary or paid if necessary, Cow's Jag Is Fatal.' v. ,a product, which comes from Winded, Conn.—A herd of cows 5 -"w while Mr. Babcock wants the 1 what is known as the^Silsbuguey coal owned 'by Fred Helmer of Piatt Hill present one man system to continue. field, is asserted on the one baud to got jagged on cider apples and one Tonnage tax advocates who are be superior to any other Philippine dl^ji from the effects of the debauch preparing to operate at the present coal or any coal imported Into the Helmer played the role of nurse this session of the legislature received a islands, while on the other hand it Is morning, fastening burlap bags soaked 0, staggering blow this 'week in a special •aid to be liable to deteriorate If lot In hot water about the heads of tbt report compiled by the state tax used promptly. cows. mm A 1 4 jA