W *ik n?tj Zlv MONDAY, JANUARY 3, 1921 MOWER COUNTY NEWS, AUSTIN. MINNESOTA FACE stx What the Artist Wants is a Cartooning Machine fey Charles Sughroe MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL 6 Western Nwipipcr Union NEW BANTAM CHAMP IS NEW YORKER ("CUEafc£AT©8T VA&0*-SANERfe\)ER LM, \mVTf XQ SEU TU£ TWO \NSTAU- OV4t AND 3ET *VO fc&SS \TNP£-S£YY\W3 au.\)z GOOD WDW fc\oo*rc TUVS MS, £va\ VM NOV)'? and versatile poets decked them with fairest flowers of fancy. From Chau'cer, Me tfcsfo Greg's Cafe YEAR Sweet Spring of English Song, Ring Out the Old! from Spencer and Herrlclc, Milton and "It's coming, boys. '•Shakespeare, down to the humblest It's almost here Ring in the New magazine rhymes ot today—one and 408 North Main Street JIM TELLS ME: TH* It's comma, girls. jail—they have paid tribute. A wise The grand New Tear! Tiew York City is boasting of its HIRED MAN THEN' A year to be glad In, jessaylst describes the day as "a Srst nativerborn bantamweight REGULAR MEALS AT Not to be bad In SENT HIM FROM peak on Darlen, from which two dUmpion A8 the New Year A year to live In. ALL HOURS TH' CITV TURNED 1 oceans may be seen. -Into one we dawned. It is Joe Lynch, who To gain and give In Open Until Midnight OTOR A year for trying. [look with sadness snd regret, Into the the title from Pete Herman. OUT TO BE AN. AND now we hear the tolling bell, And not for slghlngr .§Xew Orleans boy, on a decision at 'other, with hone and faith." Good Coffee, Chops And That sounds the Old Year's dying knell# INNOCENT BYSTANDER A year for striving. .-ahe end of IS rounds. And hearty thriving Steaks A "Specialty And safe within the fleeing past A bright New Tear, Its good and yif will be cast, Oh! hold It. dear PRICES REASONABLE For Ood, Who sendeth. To oft return, in future hour, I He only lendeth." Brought by retentive memory's power. And what the New Year, ere its dose, KEPT May have in- store, no mortal knows. or Lower QUEER NEW YEAR'S CUSTOMS. But if all men were good and trucj, And would their Christian duty dot Full Set of Teeth Volumes might be written upon the The world would seem to hear again .queer customs and curious superstitions "Sweet peace on earth, good will to men!" connected with New Year's day. Ufany Old Champions Survive Then all could shout, the whole world through, Literature is full of them, grave hls•torlans Rush Of Past Year—Willie "Ring out the Old! Ring in the New!" have preserved them for us, mmm.. Hoppe One Who Kept PP-— Jl!1^r Throne AH, THINK of those bound down by sorrow, TAKE Now longing for some glad tomorrow By HENRY L. FARRELL To lighten up the heavy load, •^'United Press Staff Correspondent.) That they must bear upon life's road, CHIROPRACTIC New York—Few new kings were Who journey on from clay to day, crowned during the most eventful Along life's cold and rugged way, ADJUSTMENTS year of sport just coming to a close. Still longing, as they onward tread, The list of 1920 "bests" includes: For deeds undone or words^ unsaid, Boxers—Heavyweight, Jack Dempsey. Well And Get Though friendly smile or kindly handTwo Light heavyweight, Georges things at every one's- command—Would GUARANTEED Carpentier. Middleweight, Johnny Gold Bridge help to soothe the gnawing pain, Wilson. Welterweight, Jack Britton. Or break the links of sorrow's chain. Wm. A. Chapman. Crowns Featherweight, Johnny Kilbane. Bantamweight, Work Constant Work With Mechanical So, Christian friends, your duty doRing Joe Lynch. Dr. Harris, D.C. $7.00 "Wooden Head" Developed out the Old! Ring in the New! $7-00 Wrestling Edward (Strangler) sntist Phenominal Strength fLewis. Chiropractor For Champion WITHIN a learned land like this Sowing Singles, Jack Kelly. Per Tooth Each AUSTIN, MINN. Some think that ignorance is bliss, Austin, Minn. Doubles, Kelly and Costello. Eights, By HENRY L. FARRELL While ruthless hands and scheming fools isSiekval Academy. Collegiate, Syracuse. (United Press Staff Correspondent.) Tel. Bridge 277 for Appointment. Phone 902 Hirsh Building Make rule or ruin their vicious tools "Professional, Ernest Barry. New York, January 3.—Latest in With no respect for God or man, Track and Field—Pennsylvania. the line of sports specialists is Ed Destructive methods are then* plan Basketball—Pennsylvania. "Strangler" Lewis, the new heavyweight Not using reason for defense, Fencing—Columbia. wrestling champion. Resort they to fool's violence Football (East), Princeton. Possessed with huge arms with unusual Imaginary wrongs they'd right, *XWest) Ohio State and Notre Dame. strength, the giant Kentuckian By torch or dynamite. senseless {South), Georgia Tech. (Coast,) plugged away at a headlock, studied rulers of our land, Oh, mighty California. it, perfected it until it brought him Check this vile scourge^ with firmer hand! Golf—(Amateur), Chick Evans. to the top of his class. LIGHT-SIX Then tranquil peace will come in lieuRing Open), Ted Ray. (Woman), Alexa Joe Stecher, the late champion, is out the Old! Ring in the New! Sterling. fortified with a very strong pair of Tennis—William T. Tilden. legs. He specializes in a body scissors DEAR this in mind, what e'er befall, We are ready now to make delivery JBilliards—Willie Hoppe. hold that for a year was the terror The hand Divine rules over all. Bowling—Jimmie Smith. of the wrestling world. And when we greet the glad New Year, Turf—Man 'o War. Stecher would coll his legs around NEW LIGHT-SIX SEDAN With all its joy and social cheer, of the Jockey—Buddy Ensor. an opponent and finally crush him into Let each resolve his best to give. .Squash—Jay' Gould. submission. That this old world may better live. Baseball—Cleveland Americans. But his legs were inferior to the And as we go but once this way, Home-Run Hitting—Babe Ruth. arms of Lewis in their recent bout Let's shed sweet sunshine's golden ray, Yatching—Resolute. for the championship. And bring good cheer to hearts bowed down Skating—Oscar Mattieson. ECAUSE of 68 years' experience in coach building .Lewis seven times caught Stecher's By adversity's cold, sullen frown. Three ring champions were displaced. Studebaker knows, probably better than any other head within his arm and applied the Then when the sands of life are run, Georges Carpentier won the of motor cars, that true grace, beauty headlock with such pressure that the manufacturer We'll hear the welcome "Well, well'done! heavyweight title by knocking and comfort in a closed car come from the perfect suspension champion was so groggy that Come, reap the joys prepared for you!" Battling Levinsky, and Mike of body on chassis and the harmonious blending of all he finally went to the mat and lost Ring out the Old! Ring in the New! -©'Dowd lost his crown to Johnny Wilson curves and lines into a symmetrical whole. *»A his title. —George W. Armstrong. on a decision and Joe Lynch won Wladek Zybosko was so furiously Such quality as you find in the NEW LlGHT-SlX SEDAN decision over Pete Herman. ir.-a* hurt by the "Strangler's" headlock —such stability of design and refinement of appearance— The mooted question of the heavyweight in a recent bout that it was feared for is possible only because of Studebaker's great resources and wrestling championship was awhile he would lose his sight. ing In order that each great time division manufacturing experience a::d the fact that this car is settled when Joe Stecher threw Earl In the hospital he said it was the of the United States should receive designed and built complete by Studebaker in the newest BIRTH of the paddock in a bout accepted as the Its own appropriate midnight most terrible punishment he had ever Forty-horsepower detachable-head and most modern automobile factory in the world. world's title affair and was himself signals from the capital. undergone. motor. Beaten by "strangler" Lewis in New NEW TEAR The practice has now become fixed. Lewis worked with a "wooden Cord tires are standard In its quietness of power and freedom from vibration, The signals used are akin to those sent York the night of Dec. 15. head" as a sparring partner until equipment. this sets new standards in closed out each midday. These begin five NEW LIGHT-SIX SEDAN Willia mM. Johnston lost his tenuis he perfected the hold until it is almost minutes before the midnight hour by car comfort. Distracting noises and discomforting body championship to William T. Til-slen, without defense. It was literally way of warning, and cover each second People of bJerf Zealand First Made in three body styles: vibrations have been eliminated. who also annexed the British a wooden head fitted up with strong of the clock except the twenty-ninth, TOURING CAR $1485 to Give It Greeting ^court championship. S. Davidson springs, said to have a resistance of the last five of "each of the first four LANDAU-ROADSTEB $1650 Let us show you this beautiful—Sedan—ride in it— Hei-ron also failed to hold the amateur SEDAN close to two hundred pounds. Constant minutes, and the last ten of the final $2150 and you will experience a new feeling of motoring golf championship, which was work with the wooden head during minute. After this last long break HE birth of the new year, as comfort. t. hb. South Bend won by Chick Evans. Ted Ray, the there is a single prolonged contact, the the summer months, when the we are well aware, is variously ©ritish star, took the Aemrican open beginning of which announces the exact others of the wrestling fraternity celebrated, but how many -fctfle from Walter Hagen. Instant of arrival of the new year. MARTIN & SCHROEDER were enjoying themselves on vacations, people know of the manner In which Since the beginning of this service Oscai* Mattieson, the Norwegian, is developed the champion so in the momentous date is set? Do you Austin Grand Meadow other telegraph and most of the cable new skating championship. -£he realize that the new year Is really his speciality that he won the championship K. C. Building After being missing from the top hours old before the great bulk of the I companies have lent their co-operation, just at the start of the season. AUSTIN. MINN. civilized world is able to celebrate Its •circle for some time, Ernest Barry, and signals are now sent covering both arrival? North and South America, all our colojnial v£he British pro-sculler, returned to Priority in rejoicing over the event possessions, Australia, Japan and Y%- She select circle by beating Felton for the principal nations of Europe. Some is actually given to the untutored inhabitants FLASHLIGHTS ,4he championship. !«.•• idea of the speed with which these of the islands of the South By Resolute's victory over ShamTroelc Pacific. The first of the civilized world New Tear's greetings are flashed from r^K fe- It's a mighty poor man that isn't IV, America retained the chamjpjonship Washington to distant points can to greet 1921 was the people of the far good for something. of the seas, and the Olympic away New Zealand. Sweeping westward, be gathered from the fact that it tpkes championship was again annexed the change of date crossed Asia less than 0.4 of a second to reach the Some men choose to let their wives |jy the Yankees. Manila observatory 0.5 of a second and then the old world of Europe and have a little hysterics rather than run I to reach Lick observatory, California Africa before starting over the Atlantic into debt for a silk gown or a new POSTAL FORCE INCREASED 2.25 seconds to cover the distance bejtween to America-. Onward it sped at the piano. Washington and the coast survey rate of a thousand miles an hour until Doyle Richardson and Frank Fiala station In Alaska—this includes the first day of thy new year died away Any woman will tell you that if she relaying—and four seconds to let the "iiave been selected as carriers, conforming In the middle of th« Pacific. had to do it over again she'd sign the Wellington observatory In New Zealand to an announcement made In the United States the Idea of announcing same marriage contract—with reservations. ir know that the new year has broadcast over (he land-the £by C. Fr Cook, postmaster. reached us after the celebration has birth of the new year originated with Mr. Richardson has worked in the I been hours old. the officers in charge of the naval observatory Some people have made themselves Austin office during vacations and is In Washington. About 15 rich by borrowed money but many ^experienced in postal work. Mr. f: years ago It was suggested that the more have found that method the road Evidently Not Deeply Impressed. fiala came from Chicago, 111., last telegraph companies dispatch at midnight "What did the editor say abojiit your to the poorhouse. jnimmer where he was a mail carrier from Washington a series of signals story?" asked the young man's friend. for ^ight years. "I proclaiming the exact moment of don't believe he liked it very It's always well to remember that if the new- year's beginning. The Ides much.f|Be said that If man found the other fellow is doing his job the was taken up and signals wsresent News items from all sections of this himself oh a desert Island with nothing best lie knows how he may be just as territory are wanted by The News. out at midnight snd at one, two and to read except my story and an Aid useful to society as you are.—Detroit iSead them to us by mail, tell ua per- three o'clock la the momlnc follow­ directory, he might read the story!" Free Press. Kljy, er^c*ll Main 450.