»R-»^S"-|Ss wm-pm^ PAGE FQfcfc MOWER COUNTY NEWS. AUSTIN. MINNESOTA MONDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1929 MOWER COUNTY NEWS ines, vacuum cleaners, electric fans, CLOCK TICKS FOR 104 YEARS ners sporadically stampedes and gives MICKIE SAYS most fun of all^and tjie most successful system. To duplicate in the bonus player pianos, motor cars—in a few "The County Paper" away points. of alL v- .ilfjfl matter what has already been done by years it will -be aeroplanes. To say Published every Monday and Thursday, the States would be taking a chance Indiana Man Has Timepiece Made. In There are two styles of play in As for the zest, the fun, of the at Austin, Minnesota W34, CP nothing of table delicacies and refinements 1816 Which Has Run Ever Since, —the most useless kind of chance. game of saving. thing, you will ere this have Come to wawswi tv\ -cuva* \waws-w ROE AND GANNON, Publishers of underwear which would Keeping Good Time. Besides which, the men wouldn't know it for yourself. This game is The first may be called the steady OP A. VIMSDCAVA® 'J& V. E. FAIRBANKS, City Editor have seemed effeminate to the most want it. They call for adjusted compensation. like any other—tedious to the beginner, style- It consists of making steady "CUKJ5& VJDCEKS Muacau,] Jeffersonville, Ind.—Ira Fouts of decadent Caesar or Medici. Well, the states are putting the duffer but it grows upon gains, large or small as circumstances a O O New Washington has a clock which Most of us have brothers or sons their shoulders to the wheel.— one like golf or billiards, till one permit, but uniform, each week or has run since It was made In 1816. SUBSCRIPTION RATES or husbands or lovers back from Collier's Weekly. takes an almost rediculous interest month, as regularly as the pay envelope It Is hanging in a brick house built lb A. Per Year, in advance $2.50 France who comment with wry faces In 1826. The clock was made by William fee UXCB and satisfaction in one's mounting Six Months $1.25 or pay check arrives. Doubtless CANNING IMPLEMENTS —with a combination of amusement Thompson, an Englishman, according Single Copies 05 score. this is the best style. It is sure to a statement posted in the and serious homily—on the difference to win in the end, as mathametically You really ought to try it—the new The Mower County News receives the NEED NOT BE COSTLY back of the clock in 1903 by the late in this respect between us and the dispatches of the United Press Association. certain as some of the schemes of and jolly game of saving which we John Calvin Fouts, father of the present French—not the proverbially thrifty play at Monte Carlo have beer, alleged are trying to introduce into the United owner. Mr. Fouts said Thompson French peasants only, but the middle to be. States in these postbellum days. brought his tools and brass plates Few Simple Kitchen Utensils Will class and we wonder how they do from England and cut out all the But this is a difficult style for the it. Be Satisfactory. wheels and machinery, piece by piece. beginner to attain. It is too sober, too TWENTY-SEVEN SO FAR The other day one of these ex-A. The father of John Calvin Fouts started Jpszhfib little brilliant and exciting, to maintain LOYfl UY^ /Q/ /Cyfes-r TO ourVj the clock running May 12, 1816, and E. F.-ers put his finger on the point. his interest in the game. The American Legion has banned it has run 104 years, keeping good He said: False Bottom Must Be In Arranged AFFILIATING E |S®HS», MEMBER* the word "bonus" and uses instead For beginners, therefore, what may time. Boiler to Prevent Jars Coming In "They enjoy .it! They make a game be called the opportunist style of "adjusted compensation." It insists Contact With Metal—Several of str play may be suggested. The principle that this is a strictly business proposition, Types of Canners. An Australian has patented a combined He thot a minute and tried again: here is to have the game in operation—the not a matter of sentiment. The opener and spout for squarecornered opponents set—the bank men need financial help as a result of "Its their favorite indoor sport!" Expensive equipment is unnecessary oil cans. Foreign Advertising Representative book and safety deposit box ready— their war service. for canning, the United States department THE AMERICAN PRESS ASSOCIATION "I think he hit if off. Saving is impossible and then to seize every opportunity, of agriculture specialists say. A Intended for residences as well as Very well, let's take the Legion's when conceived of as merely washboller, lard can, or any container however small, to make points against stores a new door knob rings a bell word for it. Collier's has made a negative. A human being is an affirmative with a tightly fitting cover large when It is turned. them. survey, as complete as possible, of creature. He is blessed (or enough to hold a number of packed For example: the action taken by the several states, Tmember cursed—have it your own way, Mr. jars, and a few other simple utensils Of French Invention is a steamheating and finds that: Your wife sells your oldest pair of generally found in the ordinary kitchen, radiator in which water Is Schopenhauer) with a will to live, to Twenty-seven have already *taken shoes to a man at the door for a will do the work. When such equipment boiled by electricity. do, to experience, to enjoy. He has no definite action of one sort another to is used, a false bottom must be dollar, and your oldest hat for twenty-five will —at least, the subspecies'which placed in the boiler or other container Entered as Second Class Matter at help out the veteran. Seven have cents. You may legitimately abounds in these states has no effective the Post Office at Austin, Minn., under to prevent the jars from touching paid bonuses New York has just reproach her, declaring that you will—to not-do, to not-enjoy. the act of March 3, 1879. the metal. A rack made of strips of voted $45,000,000 to that end, and if meant to wear them both for weeks .wood is probably best for the purpose. If he is to undertake thrift, he must the results show that Maine, New longer, although (oh man!) you THE GAME OF SAVING The processing or boiling of the Jars in Efficiency Says, do it affirmatively and with zest. If ersey, and Rhode Island approved the have bought several hats and pairs By Max McConn the container may be done on the he is to save, he must conceive of of shoes since you discarded them. plan, these four states will expend kitchen stove or on a furnace built out Thrift comes hard to us Americans. saving as an adventure—a game. $110,000,000. Eleven states have But having thus relieved your feelings of doors. $jjj| The Government has succeeded have a place for everything, for the partner of your moods, provided educational scholarships of Several types of canners, by which in giving the word a new And a jolly game it is if once and keep everything in its let the thought arise in your mind several hundred dollars a year. At the work can be done more easily than vogue among us, but has made little get the idea. J- place. sajj|ty least four make it very easy for the that here is a chance for a tiny point with a homemade outfit, are on the progress, according to the bankers' reports, veteran to acquire? land. Five have market. The hot-water bath canner is The logical and proper place in the game: put that dollar and a Your bank book and your de­ in establishing the habit. the ieast expensive commercial type. for money is in the bank. It is quarter in the savings point. established funds to care- for the posit box for Liberty Bonds and We are an expansive and expensive There are two kinds, one, which may the only place where your really needy men and their families. Thrift Stamps are your opponents— You receive twenty-dollars for a job people—adventurous, enterprising, be placed on the kitchen stove, and another, mone will be safe and secure Other states partially exempt ex-service silent, stolid, passive are you?.opponents, of extra work done in the evening. and self indulgent—everything which has a firebox and pipe attached from burglary, fire, and the men from taxation one gives always standing pat, Conceding Add those twenty tenners to your for use out of doors^ Each has that is the opposite of saving, which temptation to spend it too freely. them a handicap over civil-service no smallest point. No poker tactics score—and make your regular pay a sterilizing vat, lifting trays, tongs for involves caution and restraint and laws. will avail against them—n& fluffing. handling hot jars, false bottoms and cover your gasoline. wars an aspect of self-denial. They will not raise you'^or call The men say they don't want a tools necessary In sealing (In cans. Tin Make up your mind to start We have so many wants—commonly You rent your cabin up in the gift they want justice. That is the cans or glass Jars may be used with you. You must earn every point they a Checking Account with us today. designated "needs,"—and "we woods for seventy-five dollars for any qutflt. grant you. It is like chess oldfashioned object. The .states, it seems, are want what we want when we want season. Then you really can take a $here are also steam-pressure outfits straight whist rathe*1 than making very-considerable efforts to Any of our officers* will be it!" The genius who struck out that trick: by adding only fifteen or twenty for home use. They develop a higher bridge or poker. But those were wonderfully attain that object. Keep that in mind glad to explain its advantages phrase wrote the great American dollars out of your current funds temperature than the water-bath satisfying games. a moment and look at the other side and show you how to use it to novel in nine words. It differentiates you can haul in a Liberty Bond at canners mentioned. Steam-pressure of it. save. the headlong, impatient citizens of the present advantageous prices. Against this imperturbable pair of outfits are madeto carry from 5 to 80 Remember that the treasury department this republic from all other peoples— pounds of steam, pressure and are regulatedji opponents—the bank book and the And" at last the firm you work for has testified that it would YOUR BANK the sober, patient, disillusioned easily.. actually discovers the H. C. of L. and safety deposit box—-|iny number may be extremely risky further to inflate' peoples—of the earth. If we were play. A single player can try it alone, raises your pay! Here is your chance our currency /with the hundreds of SCIENTIFIC NOTES sincere we should stamp it on our wi|h excellent results, if he is coolheaded to switHh to the sure-winning steady millions needed for a bonus. Remember, coins instead of "In God we Trust." and steady. -But one of the style of play: dedicate at least Jialf experts say that as a financial our "needs" run chiefly to luxuries test combinations against them con Six hundred rivets an hour can be The Austin National Bank the increase to the game, and make prospect the bonus is as wild as which Croesus could not buy, of heated with a new portable electric sists of a man and his wife—if they the other half serve to cover the skyrocketing Ponzi. Then put two and two together. rivet heater. which until within a generation the will consistently support each other of sugar and potatoes. AUSTIN, MINNESOTA most sybaritic kings and emperors and follow each other's leads. But From this point on you may combine A tool has been invented for prying In this particular day of its history, J. L. MITCHELL, P. D. BEAUUEU, never dreamed: bathtubs, central this combination is a mighty weak the steady and opportunist the lids from egg crates without breaking the United States connot afford President Cashier heating, power-driven sewing mach­ one, if one or the other of the part styles, and this eclectic style is the the wood. to take chances i0th its monetary Wait For the Announcement in the Austin Papers of the Reopening of V. The Golden Eagle $75,000°° STOCK When their Magnificent of the Finest Clothing, Furnishing Goods and Hats for Men and Boys will be Offered to the Public at a Fraction of Its Real Value THIS STO^E AND THE QUALITY OF THE MERCHANDISE TIRELY BY SMOKE, AND IMMEDIATELY UPON WHICH IT HAS HANDLED NEEDS NO THE ADJUSTMENT OF THE LOSS WITH THE INSURANCE INTRODUCTION TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS COMMUNITY. COMPANIES WE WILL RE-OPEN OUR FOR THIRTY-TWO YEARS IT HAS BEEN STORE FOR A COMPLETE CLEARANCE OF THIS THE LARGEST AND MOST PROGRESSIVE OUTFITTER ENTIRE STOCK AT PRICES NEVER BEFORE QUO­ OF MEN AND BOYS IN SOUTHERN MINNESOTA. •J. TED ON MERCHANDISE OF THE HIGH STAN­ THE FIRE IN OUR BASEMENT ON DARD OF QUALITY HANDLED BY THIS STORE. 2nd} CAUSED A DAMAGE TO OUR STOCk EN."StjjHB Opening Date Will be Announced in a few Days '4 !, In V. vi# Si'i ci-i ai It Mf ii kitlM—HW DEFECTIVE PAGE —:i mar I